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[_] 4chan Cup /f/ Team Roster discussion Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 2845102 PREVIOUSLY Goalhorns contested (Gardervoir Paizuri possible candidate for /vp/ goalhorn. Osaka.swf as a possible horn for a weeb team.) Friendlies vs /h/ [July 18th, 18:30 UTC] and /jp/ [July 19th, 19:00 UTC] SUMMER CUP DRAW OVER: /f/ is set to face /g/ [August 1st 19:30 UTC] /h/ [August 7th 19:00 UTC] and /cgl/ [August 9th 19:00 UTC] Deadline is just a little over 4 days away so let's keep this discussion going about the rest of the general roster. And I would also like to welcome aboard DMC and Smudgey onto the now growing /f/ management team. But just because we got co-managers doesn't mean the door for testers or anyone with any knowledge of how aesthetics in PES works is closed for others. Hell you don't even need verification for those two things. As of Winter 2015 our roster is as follows: CF DA HOOD[Gold] SS Takeo Ischii [Gold] SS Lolicatgirls [Silver] CMF Zone CMF Daily Dose DMF Terry Crews RB Dr. Dick LB PPPPPUUUUU CB Mormon Jesus [Silver] CB Gardevoir Paizuri GK Snoop Dogg Subs: GK: Segata Sanshiro GK: Gutsman's Ass LB: Nipaa RB: Jack Black CB: Nasheed CB: Rakeman DMF: Nick CMF: Megumi CMF Van Darkholm CMF: WRRRRRRRRRRY CMF: Iron Man CF: Anon D You all pushed for it and so here it is. http://strawpoll.me/4907701 Vote for either Xiao Mei or Bouncing Touhous to be used for the anthem against /jp/ also note that the DMXiao remix is likely. Not confirmed just likely because it was brought up in so many previous threads. So far it's looking like we'll most definitely play the original version if the poll holds up as it is. What the fuck is this all about? Check out implyingrigged.info for all the information about Virtual Memeball there. (Also a /vg/ thread too >>>/vg/109461250 )
>> [_] Anon 2845194 >># Use Xiao Mei Mei for /jp/ anthem and use DMXiao for the /f/ anthem instead of Rigged Victory. :^)
>> [_] Anon 2845204 >># I'm going to take squirrel melts to my next tailgate party. My guests must try them.
>> [_] Anon 2845210 Hey Sou, earlier today someone remarked about how the tollbooth flash isn't the anthem nor the goalhorn for /o/.
>> [_] Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ 2845218 >># You're right and I actually agree. I love the Tollbooth.swf just as much as anyone else.
>> [_] Anon 2845220 Shouldn't lolicatgirls be gold? It's bigger than what hooding ever was. I suggest making Takeo Ischii silver and lolicatgirls gold. Also, if Zone and Anon D is on the list shouldn't SWFAnts also be?
>> [_] Anon 2845253 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2845256 >># op listen to this guy
>> [_] Anon 2845262 >># agree with this

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>> [_] Anon 2839536 >># Do they taste good? Squirrels are pretty much rats, can't imagine they taste too good
>> [_] Anon 2839538 >># cross contamination, anyone? bitch doesnt know her kitchen rules
>> [_] Anon 2839542 >># Squirrels aren't too bad, as long as they aren't living in a city. City ones eat way too much garbage.
>> [_] Anon 2839544 >># >City ones eat way too much garbage Like everything else in the city.
>> [_] Anon 2839547 >># Rats are more scavengy than squirrels tend to be, but diet is dictated by location. As mentioned above, in the wild squirrels usually eat nuts, berries, and the like with the occasional insect or small vertibrates like lizards same as most wild rodents like beaver, rabbits, nutria, etc. Well, ok rabbits aren't rodents, they're lagomorphs, who's primary defining characteristic seems to be "they're not rodents".
>> [_] Anon 2839573 >wearing camo >wearing safety vest I can't take this seriously even if I tried
>> [_] Anon 2839576 typical amerifats

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>> [_] Anon 1910120 that is revolting
>> [_] Anon 1910126 >># >Killing Squirrels Why. Seriously, those guys are awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1910127 I think I prefer the weeb shit...
>> [_] Anon 1910131 i'll skin the bitch
>> [_] Anon 1910134 it's a fucking squirrel and she's going to eat it, it's not like she killed it only for the sake of killing
>> [_] Anon 1910136 >># >># >># City slickers detected.
>> [_] Anon 1910137 wow after all that safety talk he sweeps the fuck out of her legs anyway lol
>> [_] Anon 1910141 >># >># >># >># Look at these faggots. Look at them and laugh. I've bet they've never even tried game like deer in any form.
>> [_] Anon 1910156 >># >># Stupid try hard faggots pretending like it's not incredibly dangerous to eat wild squirrel meat. It's like eating rat.
>> [_] Anon 1910157 >># It isn't dangerous. Unless you're picking off squirrels next to a landfill, they're very unlikely to carry anything at all.
>> [_] Anon 1910159 >># >incredibly dangerous it's like a generation of hand sanitizer and wetwipes has become a voice of reason
>> [_] Anon 1910161 murderers i wish them painful death
>> [_] Anon 1910162 >># Only for goths, they're shit otherwise >one come in throw an open window in my house and left shit pellets everywhere
>> [_] Anon 1910174 I'd eat the fuck out of it.
>> [_] Anon 1910178 wonder how it tastes compared to rabbit
>> [_] Anon 1910179 Deer I can understand Squirrel? Now that's just full blown retarded
>> [_] Anon 1910181 >># Cause you being some hardcore, wilderness survival bear grylls level expert, have obviously shot, skinned and prepared your own deer.
>> [_] Anon 1910183 >># >Cause you being some hardcore, wilderness survival bear grylls level expert See this is what's so fucking funny about how pussified people are, they think you need to be some kind of grizzled ass expert to go hunting and eat something that hasn't been pumped full of hormones and antibiotics.
>> [_] Anon 1910194 >># >have obviously shot, skinned and prepared your own deer don't brag, 12 year olds are able to do it just fine
>> [_] Anon 1910204 >># There's a squirrel or two in my attic right now, they're seriously fucking toying with the nonlethal traps Next time I'm going up there is with gloves and a fucking hammer
>> [_] Anon 1910210 >># he was mocking you with the MLG PRO BEER GRILZ EPIC FTW bullshit all the squirrel must be getting to your brain or maybe you were born this retarded
>> [_] Anon 1910212 >># I'm not the one who said that
>> [_] Anon 1910215 "You know how squirrels like nuts" ಠ_ಠ
>> [_] Anon 1910217 >># then why are you replying faggot?
>> [_] Anon 1910218 >># Because you are acting like a retard and he thought he might point it out.
>> [_] Anon 1910223 >># Pussified? No, no, no. Civilized.
>> [_] Anon 1910224 Okay so... while I didn't do the butchering/skinning myself, I have shot and cooked my own deer.. ... And I'm still really confused by this video. Mostly just because squirrel salad is a fucking retarded concept imo
>> [_] Anon 1910227 >># >Mostly just because squirrel salad is a fucking retarded concept imo Do you have any reason to think that's retarded other than the fact it's a squirrel? It's a fucking meat.
>> [_] Anon 1910231 watching you faggots pretend you're all stone cold motherfuckers who hunt/skin/and eat wholly mammoths out of boredom is fucking hilarious
>> [_] Anon 1910243 squirrel is better in stew like most smaller mammals, but that looks delicious. Also for those worried to about getting sick, only a dumass would eat raw wild meat, and furthermore its actually encouraged in some parts of India to eat rat.
>> [_] Anon 1910247 an inch off and would blown that squirrel to bits, why people use overkill weapons to kill small animals like squirrels?
>> [_] Anon 1910250 >># kids a good shot tho

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[_] [?] Anon 1387579 is it still october 1st btw? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1387581 WTFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK
>> [_] Anon 1387583 i live in georgia and this is nothing new
>> [_] Anon 1387590 She says squirrel so many times.
>> [_] Anon 1387592 at least that squirrel didn't suffer after it got shot and fell 20 feet and then thrashed around on the ground for a few minutes
>> [_] Anon 1387594 Squirrels are adorable.
>> [_] Anon 1387595 YOU MUST TRY THEM
>> [_] Anon 1387618 MMMMMMMMMMM
>> [_] Anon 1387646 haven't seen this in so long thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1387681 >># boo-hoo you know i bet insects suffers a lot when they are caught in spider web. sometimes the spider has moved away and the insect is stuck there starving slowly to death needlessly. can you sleep tonight knowing this fact?
>> [_] Anon 1387686 Eating squirrel just screams redneck. I like hunting and eating the game animals I shoot, but you will never convince me to eat fucking squirrel.
>> [_] Anon 1387693 >># Its like the sarcasm in >># isn't even there. Areyouawizard.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1387712 good shot (\__(\ ( - w-)
>> [_] Anon 1387725 >># why yes. yes i can.
>> [_] Anon 1387755 can u say... AMERICAN???
>> [_] Anon 1387762 Cute blonde girls hunting? BLASPHEMY!
>> [_] mage !!h0eCsjLeg5C 1387765 I've had squirrel before (Not squirrel melts mind you, but rather, roasted like a rabbit might me). It's just like eating rabbit, only these rabbits climb trees and are loud as fuck when their mating. Fuck squirrels, they suck. http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6792/ trollsarestupidshoopthi.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1387806 >># sounds delicious

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[_] [L] yummy Anon 1099845 people like this flash for some reason Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1099851 In b4 whining.
>> [_] The SS Doomtrooper 1099852 You cannot go wrong when killing and cooking your own food.
>> [_] Anon 1099874 >12 guage shotgun for a squirrels >implying you need the safety on before the gun is loaded PRO HUNTING
>> [_] anynomous 1099875 Chicken,cow,pork thats enough meat to eat, how sick to kill such a sweet animal like a squirell.
>> [_] Anon 1099887 >># Trollface.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1099890 then the squirrel ate >># s greasy head
>> [_] Anon 1099897 >Ya know how Squirrels like nutz LOL
>> [_] Anon 1099907 >># if i had a kid i would make sure he thought you need the safety on when the gun isn't even in someones hands
>> [_] Anon 1099938 that actually looks delicious
>> [_] Anon 1099945 Where can I get a woman that will go out an hunt and come back and make me a sandwich with what she killed?
>> [_] Anon 1099951 I am soooooo hungry after watching this.
>> [_] Anon 1099959 Really, just really? you need a shotgun to kill a squirrel?
>> [_] Anon 1099977 real men kill squirrels with a slingshot or a bow and arrow
>> [_] Anon 1099978 >># Squirrel meat is actually pretty greasy, its not foul, its just not... good. Its like tuna, eating it on its own is nasty. Also, enjoy your rabies. >># I wouldn't call using a shotgun to off a squirrel "hunting". I'd call that making a poor excuse for shooting shit. Unless she's gonna haul a big-ass haunch of venison back for you. Even then she's probably gonna look like Tarzan.
>> [_] Anon 1099980 meat to effort ratio is not worth it, unless you plan on clearing out the entire town of squirrels.
>> [_] Anon 1099981 >># 1) Those are 20 gauge not 12, with a slug they're perfect for squirrels 2) You obviously don't know anything about firearm discipline. Until a gun is disassembled into it's constituent pieces you behave as if it is loaded and capable of killing someone. tl;dr you are ignorant and it's funny
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1099986 >># Well done sir. You know your firearm safety. At first though I thought that was a .22 not a 20 gauge. A .22 would be pretty good for squirrel, or maybe even an air rifle. .17 hmr not so much, since it would just explode the poor bastard.
>> [_] Anon 1100029 I don't like hunting myself, but c'mon people. Squirrels are as common as . . . as . . . oh fuck it: They're as common as rats, y'know?
>> [_] Anon 1100034 lolwhitepeople
>> [_] asdladder 1100036 fucking rednecks "im gonna put in some nuts coz squirrels like nuts"
>> [_] Anon 1100056 haha i wish that was my mom
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !IPiPBOY0m2 1100091 >># >># ignorance is bliss.

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>> [_] hm. Anon 1002680 now this isnt bad. like i can understand squirl. like this was a good post. like it wasnt a HORRIBLE one where a domestic animal dies. and it was pretty discrete about the squirl dieing and at the end i was actually concidering makeing a squirl melt. :]
>> [_] Anon 1002682 Wow, this bitch doesn't mess around. Why does that strangely arouse me?
>> [_] Anon 1002683 >># like i know what you mean. like i understand what you're saying. like i can comprehend the test that you've type.
>> [_] Anon 1002686 I cummd
>> [_] Anon 1002690 Enjoy your stringy textured rabies bites.
>> [_] Anon 1002691 You know how squirrels like nuts. I want to fuck her so hard.
>> [_] Anon 1002695 >># >># >># I agree with these guys. You're all awesome =D
>> [_] Anon 1002698 What does squirrel taste like? It is good for you? Those squirrel melts actually looked pretty good...
>> [_] =[_] 1002701 http://pinochan.net/flash/etc/ >># gj i lold &...
>> [_] The_Evil_Machinist !!ntQ7Amcmo5D 1002718 >># As a hunter, I live by the code "you shoot it you eat it." Squirrel is ok. Dog is ok. Have not tried cat or nigger (been wanting to shoot one of those for a while)
>> [_] Anon 1002733 >># http://swfchan.com/ here, have another link, why not? since we're posting random links for no reason http://www.yesicanusechopsticks.com/caps ule/
>> [_] Anon 1002734 that looks fucking good!
>> [_] Anon 1002768 uuugh the fuck is wrong with you white people
>> [_] Anon 1002812 >># Whats at like down there at the bottom of the food chain?
>> [_] Anon 1002827 not going to lie at the end those melts looked delicious
>> [_] Anon 1002831 >># Naturaly humans are near the bottem. Then we discovered technology.
>> [_] Rouage D'horloge !!ZEkRVzhL2ly 1002843 fuck now i'm hungry.
>> [_] Anon 1002851 >># naturally your a nigger and are at the bottom of the food chain
>> [_] Anon 1002853 >># *You're
>> [_] Anon 1002874 did anyone hear what came before patty melts? did she say COON melts?
>> [_] Anon 1002877 "It's kinda cute. I'm gonna put its nice tender little butt in there..."
>> [_] As requested Anon 1002879 MMMMmmmmmmm gotta love the taste of them rabies
>> [_] Anon 1002880 >># glad i wasn't the only one. Although, Mayo? Ew.
>> [_] My dad's Asian Anon 1002885 put his cute lil butt in there
>> [_] Anon 1002902 >># > Then we discovered technology > THEN WE DISCOVERED TECHNOLOGY!!!
>> [_] only 3 different emails total... =[_] 1002911 >># Yeah I dunno about mayo, I probably wouldn't have shredded the meat either.. om nom nom nom =[ ] =[] =[ ] =[] lol I bet SHE loves the nuts ... ...and then I came
>> [_] Anon 1002959 YOU MUST TRY THEM!!!
>> [_] Anon 1002979 OH, MY, FUCKING, GOD BURN IN HELL BITCH, YOU TAKE NO LIFE OF A INNOCENT SQUIRREL, THAT'S FURLY AND CURLY AND BURLY HONEY BALLER. Faggot.

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>> [_] Anon 911983 Fuck yes! My favorite animal is now a meal
>> [_] Anon 912009 this must be what a redneck looks for in a wife
>> [_] beehab !USjM8qfQsA 912034 lol wat
>> [_] Anon 912035 NOMNOM
>> [_] Anon 912036 delicious SQUIRREL MELTS
>> [_] Anon 912037 ive never lol'd so hard at something like this before, god damn, im hungry now too
>> [_] Anon 912052 what in sam hill
>> [_] Anon 912083 enjoy your tree rat meat, dumb faggot bitch
>> [_] Anon 912091 This is cute!
>> [_] Anon 912096 you must try them

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[_] [?] you must eat it Anon 902883 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 902885 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>> [_] Anon 902899 Magnificent! sauce, please? I hope all americans who live this rural lifestyle of melting and hunting get aids and die because they are leatherface incestual inbred carnival folk
>> [_] Anon 902903 >># Nothing wrong with hunting. Had this woman made a rabbit melt, there'd be no shock.
>> [_] Anon 902915 i'd hit it. she's a milf for sure.
>> [_] Anon 902916 >># i like the squirrel melt. i just hate everything else about her.
>> [_] Anon 902917 >># seconded
>> [_] Anon 902934 I'd eat that. It's probably delicious. But I'd really love to see that woman suffer and die.
>> [_] Anon 902942 Squirrels...squirrels is not so good, they...taste like goldfish...meat's real stringy...ya know what I mean?
>> [_] Anon 902967 yea, someone has tobe a barbarian for us "pussies" to eat. if you EVER eat meat, even once, you can't say shit to what she did
>> [_] Anon 902986 Squirrels are right up there next to pigeons in my favorite meat list.
>> [_] Anon 903038 Hunting, yeah. As in : "Point away from face and fire". Just buy some goddamn bacon. Unless of course you like nasty, stringy meat, and the taste of rabies.
>> [_] Anon 903060 >># Your logic, it fails.
>> [_] Anon 903065 Damn I'm hungry after watching that.
>> [_] Anon 903075 >># you must be a vegitarian then
>> [_] Anon 903125 damn that looks really tasty at the end
>> [_] Anon 903142 >># I can go out and kill people but I don't.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !rHhmqKbuP2 903149 ITT: Ignorance about hunting.
>> [_] Anon 903153 >You must try them. Yes.
>> [_] Anon 903154 Fucking terrible shot. it was still alive when it hit the floor.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !rHhmqKbuP2 903155 >># Because that bacon came from the supermarket, right? Bacon comes from pigs. Pigs that live their whole lives on a farm waiting to die, being grossly overfed and pumped full of hormones to be the biggest, fattest possible pigs. But hunting? OH NOES! THAT'S CRUEL! Think about where your meat comes from before you bitch about hunting. Because 9 times out of 10, a wild animal has a better life before it gets hunted than a domestic one. If hunting is cruel, then domestic cattle ranching is savage barbarism. Fun fact though - I eat meat, and it's delicious. For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat two.
>> [_] Oblivion W. Guns !rHhmqKbuP2 903156 And if you think hunting is easy, go ahead and try it. SURELY IT'S JUST AS EASY AS I THINK IT IS! At the very least - it's harder than driving to the supermarket and buying some ground beef from a stranger you've never met, with additives such as sugar and high fructose corn syrup. FYI - Venison, rabbit and wild hog meat all taste leagues better than domestic alternatives.
>> [_] Anon 903158 >># I have no problem with hunting, and I agree with you, but people that can't shoot for shit deserve to be bitchslapped with a mace. at least kill the animal right away than letting it suffer. >_>