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File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] request inside Anon 3253228 requesting the flash where the retarded voiced character that looks like an undertale character sucks your dick so she can go to college, also her voice is obnoxious and retarded >> [_] Anon 3253229 Try SDT instead, it's where the animation basically comes from. http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/139 4/92/1394929787310.swf >> [_] Anon 3253234 https://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/3190 462/ >> [_] Anon 3253241 >># thanks mate >> [_] Anon 3253263 So to keep things on topic, how high/drunk you you have to be to be amazed by this? I'm thinking at least a 7/10 >> [_] Anon 3253265 >># I was hoping this would be Barbershop Harmony.... >> [_] Anon 3253266 >># or over 40. that works too. >> [_] Anon 3253306 >># It's not really meant to amaze so much as to relax. >> [_] Anon 3253308 flash was already posted but heres a youtube link too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XH5yGK7 8e0
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File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] gotta have headphones Anon 3121434 real trippy it felt like i really had that guy in my room Imagine porn like this... >> [_] Anon 3121444 >># the razor made me feel very uncomfortable >> [_] Anon 3121484 >># Having my hair tied into a ponytail killed the experience. >> [_] Anon 3121535 love it
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 3028314 Do you need a haircut, /f/? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3028353 I'm bald. Thanks anon >> [_] Anon 3028381 i want more ambient asmr like this hearing someone sitting in the corner playing guitar or talking on the phone makes me feel less lonely >> [_] Anon 3028384 That literally never gets old. Thanks for reminding me of this with my new headphones anon! >> [_] Anon 3028400 Joke's on you fagtron, I'm not using headphones.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2925468 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2925501 and this algorythm is called, JOHN CE-... no ok >> [_] Anon 2925613 You got me. Enjoy getting banned for your eye raping screamer. >> [_] Anon 2925624 >># ahahaha nice MEME bro XDDD >> [_] Anon 2925638 Didn't even listen to it because the door creaking at the beginning freaked me the fuck out. I thought it was my door. I'm too inebriated.
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] post COOL stuff Anon 2924196 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2924205 Yeah lovin' anything binaural mate. I'm addicted to ASMR so well played I'll post something interesting >> [_] Anon 2924262 Still to date probably one of the highest quality binaural recordings. Shame it doesn't do jack for me in the ASMR department. Also shame most ASMR channels don't have equipment on par with this. >> [_] Anon 2924263 oh shit that freaked me out serves me right for having my volume turned up on /f/ of all places >> [_] Anon 2924267 >># i feel you. a lot of the time the people who do these recordings talk too much and/or try too hard to create the trigger sounds and end up being counterproductive. the best ASMR videos in my opinion are either the unintentional ones or the ones that are completely silent. soundsculptures on youtube is probably one of the better non-voiced channels for this type of recordings. >> [_] Anon 2924279 has science gone too far is this the future we chose what a time to be alive >> [_] Anon 2924280 >># fuck amazing quality >> [_] Anon 2924287 i'd like to find more recordings like this i just want the ambience of being in a room with other people >> [_] Anon 2924303 I'm going to go ahead and ruin it for everyone, there's a huge jump scare about halfway through this. Just a fair warning. >> [_] Anon 2924304 >># >no hood >> [_] Anon 2924313 >># you ever heard ephemeral rift? Man does bat shit creepy stuff but it works
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] ASMR! and your welcome even though you doubted me! Anon 2758547 ASMR at its best Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2758563 >># literal chills up my spine, man. PT cul >> [_] Anon 2758566 >># Ey, check out DmitriASMR, DianaDewASMR, FairycharASMR, Christen Noel, TheWaterWhispers, Ardra Neala, Cosmic Tingles ASMR (Favorite) and Gentlewhispering. Some awesome fucking stuff there. >> [_] Anon 2758568 >># This was the first ASMR related thing I'd ever listened to, got my hooked ever since. That Bi-nural mic in this /f/ is addicting and wonderful. >> [_] Anon 2758573 >># after listening to this one i cant get enough. these things are like fucking crack to me. >> [_] Anon 2758633 I'd wish there was more good quality asmr stuff that wasn't fucking whispering. I mean virtual barbershop didn't use whispering for the entire experience but all you get if you search for ASMR videos on youtube is bullshit whispering shit from people with inexpensive recording software. >> [_] Anon 2758638 i wish there was some sort of porn asmr. that shit would be insane >> [_] Anon 2758655 >># There is- if you can get off to someone fisting mayonnaise and calling it a blowjob. >> [_] Anon 2758751 >># literally the sexiest thing in the world right there >> [_] Anon 2758755 /f/: Grandma Memes! >> [_] Anon 2758775 I personally love MassageASMR, since he does a lot of no talking videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbAy9MwB R-I Also, look up みみかき (mimikaki ear cleaning) and 音フェチ (sound fetish). A whole sensational wave of binaural videos where you get your "ears" cleaned. Or sucked. Or various other things can happen to you. Here's a sample of each: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBEsL_24 1ew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te-IFv9E Slc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkiuXFo bB8 >> [_] Anon 2758782 >># Perfect. Just like my chinese cartoons. >> [_] Anon 2758798 >># >># >># This guy's channel has a ton of blowjob asmr (moonspeak) https://youtu.be/jxCamXFRm_c?t=17m20s
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Loop) [_] Anon 2740909 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] who gives a shit nigger 2741083 who gives a shit nigger who gives a shit nigger who gives a shit nigger who gives a shit nigger who gives a shit nigger it's all fucked because the audio has changed formats so many times. enjoy your mono overcompressed lowbitrate bootleg noobflash shit nigger i hate you >> [_] Anon 2741166 >i'm going to put this bag over your head PANIC PANIC FUCK FUCK FUCK >> [_] Anon 2741176 Years later, I still love this thing.
File: Virtual_Barbershop[1].swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2670468 >> [_] Anon 2670517 i was high listening to that >> [_] Anon 2670538 im so sorry
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Headphones required Anon 2663530 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2663537 Aaah "Headphones required" This copypasta sure is easy to spot nowadays >> [_] Anon 2663538 i'm more mad this isnt a screamer than i would have been if it was >> [_] Anon 2663539 >># What? >> [_] Anon 2663547 Holy shit. That's some audio. Now if only music was recorded at half that quality, {insert favorite musical artist here} wouldn't be such shit. >> [_] Anon 2663620 OMG that was fucking cool >> [_] Anon 2663679 for some reason this always does it for me but youtube asmr videos don't do jack >> [_] Anon 2663687 Holy shit my head is full of fuck and I am slightly disoriented after that. >> [_] Anon 2663754 My mind is full of fuck >> [_] Anon 2663756 I was at the barber today >> [_] Anon 2663773 any more like this?
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] i wish everything sounded this good Anon 2654830 >> [_] Anon 2654900 This always gives me an ear boner. >> [_] Anon 2655064 too late for rape >> [_] Anon 2655067 fuck that. i blast this out of my custom car audio at 4am in front of your house.
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Set Volume to Midrange. Head Phones Required. Anon 2632031 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2632034 why does this make me squirm? >> [_] Anon 2632036 holy shit, i can feel his breath on my ear at the end >> [_] Anon 2632037 >># i really enjoyed this anyone have more? >> [_] Anon 2632038 >># >># >># google ASMR, niggas >> [_] Anon 2632043 i am way to fucking high for this >> [_] Anon 2632056 i got the fuckin willies man >> [_] Anon 2632067 >># this >> [_] Mommy 2632153 Can we have a SAW version of this? Or at least torture? >> [_] Anon 2632155 man that head-related transfer function fooled me I actually got scared that someone was banging on my apartment door >> [_] Anon 2632187 >># Thank you. I didn't know there's a word for that feeling. >> [_] Anon 2632211 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u163wC6m P2A closest I've seen >> [_] Anon 2632235 why isn't this in video games
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2601186 >> [_] Anon 2601191 meh >> [_] Anon 2601267 >># I like it. >> [_] Anon 2601306 If you're ever looking for more stuff like this, check out ASMR. Shit's good for tingling sensations.
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] trippy 3d sound Paul Allen 2523058 anyone got flashes like this >> [_] Anon 2523080 Holy fucking shit >> [_] Anon 2523091 Well shit thats one way to find out my headphones are on the wrong ears >> [_] Anon 2523093 >># this. also, I love the virtual barbershop. It is like a massage. I can somehow feel my hair being cut. >> [_] Anon 2523097 >># I feel raped. >> [_] Anon 2523100 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DAHM75M Kfk this guy's voice is the only thing that triggers asmr for me nowadays >> [_] Anon 2523105 What is the algorithm called at the end of the barbershop? Cedara? >> [_] Anon 2523114 >># http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=1487 96&n=Scalp+Massage.swf >> [_] Anon 2523118 >># cetera algorithm >inb4 >replying to an 1 hour old post >> [_] Anon 2523123 >># >replying to a 1.5 hour old post >> [_] Anon 2523145 This is soooo nice, post more!!!! >> [_] Anon 2523153 >># >>#
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2477307 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2477321 >># Still broken... >> [_] Anon 2477340 holy shit this is fucking amazing. are there any more like this? >> [_] Anon 2477342 >># >2014 >not knowing what asmr is >> [_] Anon 2477356 HOLY FUCK THOSE SCISSORS >> [_] Anon 2477379 >># that felt nice.... >> [_] Anon 2477386 >># >># http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=1487 96&n=Scalp+Massage.swf This one is pretty good too. >> [_] Anon 2477393 >># much obliged anon-chan. >> [_] Anon 2477539 >># mph that was so good. I literally just sat here with my eyes closed and melted into my chair. >> [_] Anon 2477554 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3 ye0 fuck yeah asmr
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Wear Headphones Anon 2466896 I am not le trole, sailor's honor. >> [_] Anon 2466934 That was kind of awesome. >> [_] Anon 2466937 Holy shit that was awesome >> [_] Anon 2466943 et cetera, et cetera now record porn using this technique >> [_] Anon 2466954 this is amazing >> [_] Anon 2466960 >># it already exists newfag, this is just a repost >> [_] Anon 2466968 That was pretty awesome i cant lie
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Loop) [_] Anon 2445321 >> [_] Anon 2445385 >># Sauce? >> [_] Anon 2445389 >># this is great >> [_] Anon 2445434 >># this while high is fanstatic 10/10 >> [_] Anon 2445443 >not a screamer thanks OP >> [_] Anon 2445445 >># CETERA
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2438985 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2438993 >># i was expecting something crazy to happen >> [_] Anon 2439011 this is so cool >> [_] Anon 2439020 Wow >> [_] Anon 2439023 >barber didn't try to shave my throat off Fucking gay >> [_] Anon 2439036 >># For once I leave without cut's on the back of my neck. >> [_] Anon 2439109 i got real bad experiences with binaural beats.. like a headache, not recoginsing classmates, lack of fear, no real feelings. i must say, i used them wrong. i heared one, stopped it and listened to a complete other one. the feeling was great afterwards. but only for like 2 days.. and then like.. 4 months the hell. its over now.. but.. well.. it wasnt great for me >> [_] Anon 2439111 >># actually.. i recognised them... but only after time.. and thought others were them. and i forgot many things that time.. work yourself for things. you cant accomblish all the things you want by doing nothing. >> [_] Anon 2439115 >># I'M LOOKING FOR CHINESE PEOPLE >> [_] Anon 2439181 >># >># what the flying fuck are you talking about >> [_] Anon 2439184 Now I want a female version whisper in my ear. My left ear feels really hot
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2413091 >> [_] Anon 2413135 This was fucking awesome I'd like to make one where you're blindfolded and held captive while a robbery or something is going down >> [_] Anon 2413142 I came. >> [_] Anon 2413143 >># he missed a spot with the electric razor >> [_] Anon 2413162 http://www.binaural.fr/binaural/?p=232
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2405906 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2405921 i sat there and waited for a troll. got none but was happy with the haircut. 10/10 >> [_] jurrasicjack 2405926 how do i download it ? It needs some editing >> [_] Anon 2405927 >># 10/10 i thought i was being robbed by mexicans >> [_] Anon 2405931 This is quite old, why don't we see this in modern video games? Isn't it just a slight phase shift between the left and right ears that does it? >> [_] Anon 2405945 This is really neat. >> [_] Anon 2405952 >># Its a bin-aural recording. litterally have a model head with microphones in each ear. >> [_] Anon 2405955 >># We do already see this in videogaymes, wear a headset that utilizes stereo-audio (Red, White crods) >> [_] Anon 2405957 this is everywhere in audio today, and every time i hear it, it really amazes me. Good job on the flash. And to the anon that wanted to download it, you "save page as". >> [_] Anon 2406001 wow, very interesting >> [_] Anon 2406027 Oh man. Eyes closed, headphone volume way up, this shit made my hairs stand up. >> [_] Anon 2406032 Fuck, this audio work is so good it's creepy. >> [_] Anon 2406051 Almost felt the bag. >> [_] Anon 2406055 >># You need to setup your game and your soundcard driver software properly. Have game render the sound in full surround and put your sound card in headphone mode. It will do a proper conversion and give you good audio positionning. Fuck 5.1 headsets, they're crap for this because your game and your soundcard think you're using 5.1 speakers. >> [_] Anon 2406061 Oh this is so fucking cool. >> [_] Anon 2406066 damm cool
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2353639 Requesting a flash I saw a long time ago of basically a deer "melting." It's a 2D animation that loops with music playing over it. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2353648 With my surround sound that sends shivers down my spine hearing him talk right behind me. >> [_] Anon 2353675 Man with these headphones of mine this is just fucking amazing and scary at the same time >> [_] Anon 2353691 Whoa! >> [_] Anon 2353734 >># here is probably what you're looking for http://swfchan.com/24/119292/?inwards.swf >> [_] Anon 2353753 >># Here is the full video >> [_] Anon 2353754 >># Forgot link http://vimeo.com/12622016 >> [_] Anon 2353765 Reminds me of this. Surround sound, how does it work? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOenzaclY bk >> [_] Anon 2353786 >># >surround sound >binaural audio what the fuck are you doing >> [_] Anon 2353790 >let me put this bag over your head FUCK I felt like I was gonna get choked >> [_] Anon 2353818 >># good shit
File: shave and a haircut.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2347331 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2347341 this i like >> [_] Anon 2347351 must use headphones... my screamer senses are tingling... >> [_] Anon 2347353 >># no its not you newfag it's a setera experiment >> [_] Anon 2347354 Think this is 6-8 years old and has been uploaded quite a number of times. It's still good though. :) >> [_] Anon 2347437 shhh let me give you my... setera.... >> [_] Anon 2347441 So why hasn't this been hacked into a screamer yet? It seems so obvious to me!?!?! >> [_] Anon 2347453 I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE A BARBER, I WANTED TO BE A LUMBERJACK! >> [_] Anon 2347504 waiting for horrifying cutting sound and screaming towards the end >> [_] Anon 2347507 maybe I'm easily impressed but this is pretty cool. >> [_] Anon 2347511 Are there more things like this? >> [_] Anon 2347568 It's called Binaural recording and it's a shame that movies and/or video games still aren't using it for headphone users. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_re cording I guess we have to wait for James Cameron again, to make the public aware of a decade old technology. >># This is pretty cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u163wC6m P2A Also many (less professional) people are using it for relaxation videos on youtube. Just search for ASMR. >> [_] Anon 2347572 >># https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL pyT_jB4EAizRSC-LhMHsLggv60lNx2Ia >> [_] Anon 2347578 I'm gonna need porn like this.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Loop) [_] Anon 2344550 >> [_] Anon 2344569 Noice >> [_] Anon 2344570 wtf am i listening to you >> [_] Anon 2344584 pretty good >> [_] Anon 2344673 And now i've just spent like, an hour listening to binaural stuff on the interwebs. This shit is pretty awesome.
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2320760 >> [_] Anon 2320764 wtf it doesn't even work for me. >> [_] Anon 2320767 holy shit this is amazing >> [_] Anon 2320774 Amazing >> [_] Anon 2320820 >that buzzcutter Holy shit. >> [_] Anon 2320821 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u163wC6mP 2A
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] wear headphones Anon 2227803 >> [_] Anon 2227831 I really wish she would have done her video with 2 mics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GAUUg0v aU >> [_] Anon 2227832 >># YIISSSSS i listen ro this girl and asmraurette like every day. >> [_] Anon 2227922 i can never watch this on /f/ without thinking some clever troll has put a screamer in it at some point so i'm just gonna go listen on youtube instead >> [_] Anon 2227950 >># I see what you did there.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] ASMR Anon 2212059 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2212064 never really got this at all, perhaps i just have shitty head phones >> [_] Anon 2212066 Alllll riiiigghhhtttt!!! Time to have some brain orgasms! >> [_] Anon 2212070 holy shit nigger. i opened this in another tab by accident with headphones on and for a second i thought somebody was breaking into my house. >> [_] Anon 2212071 >># same. >> [_] Anon 2212075 fuck it, i had to stop at the electric razor. it made me way too nervous. >> [_] Anon 2212138 holy shit that was weird >> [_] Anon 2212179 YOU GET THOSE FUCKING SCISSORS AWAY FROM ME >> [_] Anon 2212181 i damn near shit myself when he whispered in my ear >> [_] Anon 2212183 >># >> [_] Anon 2212213 pretty cool. would be better if it was a lap dance from a stripper >> [_] Anon 2212221 Is this EphemeralRift? ...Don't judge me.
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2180847 >> [_] Anon 2180861 thats actually kinda creepy...but awesome! >> [_] Anon 2180874 That was the coolest motherfucking thing ever. Jesus, I fucking cringed when the scissors "got close to my ears" Where can I find more stuff like this?? >> [_] Anon 2180912 >># You can look for things like "binaural recording" and "3D audio" on youtube or elsewhere. This is still by far the best example I've heard, though. >> [_] Anon 2180955 "And that algorithm is called *whispers*... cetera" Fuck, I will never get my haircut done on this place again, at least not with creepy Luigi
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Use Headphones Anon 2177030 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] ghost !!sqS7gxThw0q 2177047 Wtf is setara/cetara/seterra or however the fuck you spell it. The algorithm that he is talking about at the end. >> [_] Anon 2177068 Is he talking about the Head-Related Transfer Function? Why does he say seterra? >> [_] Anon 2177073 why do i feel like my neck is being tickled >> [_] Anon 2177132 this nigga tried to kill me with a plastic bag >> [_] Anon 2177147 >># That's just what Italian barbers do. You know like how Turkish barbers set your ears of fire? >> [_] Anon 2177186 some fucking spic just tried to suffocate me with a shopping bag i didnt ask for this >> [_] Anon 2177189 >># he was italiano pasterino >> [_] Anon 2177205 I would freak out if somone put a hood in this. >> [_] Anon 2177259 I feel like I just got raped
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2163527 >> [_] More like this Anon 2163549 More like this >> [_] Anon 2163554 thanks for reminding me to get a haircut
File: MARIO.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Loop) [_] Anon 2132031 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2132099 He doesn't sound Italian, more Quebecois. Any more of these? This was pretty neat! >> [_] Anon 2132123 I love this. Has anyone got the parody of this with the seemingly black guys that don't know what they're doing? The bag doesn't fit, he gets close to your ear and asks, "why you big head?" It's the best and I can't find it anywhere. >> [_] Anon 2132145 Setera >> [_] Anon 2132222 >># http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLp yT_jB4EAizRSC-LhMHsLggv60lNx2Ia I'm not sure if they are made by that person or not. There's a ton of similar imitators if you do a search for "ASMR" or "Binaural"... but none are really quite as perfectly binaural as this original ones sound trickery. >> [_] Anon 2132223 Used my MTH 50s. i freaked the fuck out.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] virtual haircut Anon 2128812 virtual haircut >> [_] Anon 2128866 I like these things >> [_] Anon 2128920 >># This flash eventually led me to ASMR. >> [_] !FalosJ9ma6 2128929 His "arrivederci" sounded like an American. Or a pirate.
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Hakase !qt.G3GTvv6 2127089 >> [_] Anon 2127139 woah. that electrical razor sent chills up my spine. >> [_] Anon 2127201 this is one fucked up hair cut.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2119548 >> [_] Anon 2119561 >># This scared the shit outta me. I thought someone was breaking into my house. >> [_] Anon 2119565 >># fucking lol'd. I love this flash. >> [_] Anon 2119583 >># i fucking love this flash \ >> [_] E.exe !cOov4tPOe2 2119587 -attention- There is a quite big thing on youtube called ASMR that is similar to this
File: MARIO.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2114315 >> [_] Anon 2114356 Erry time
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Porn) [_] louise 2100266 Damn... >> [_] Anon 2100270 HOLY SHIT THE ELECTRIC RAZER FREAKED ME OUT, IT FELT SO REAL >> [_] Anon 2100276 Neat as fuck. >> [_] Anon 2100280 ohgodyes >> [_] louise 2100281 >># Same here, the bag was just odd thought. >> [_] Anon 2100286 HOOOOLLLLLLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT >> [_] Anon 2100292 that fucking bag >> [_] Anon 2100306 does this exist as SM roleplay? >> [_] Anon 2100307 THIS IS A PRETTY POPULAR THING CALLED ASMR >> [_] Anon 2100312 Just as he was about to whisper, the left side of my face got warm like he was standing right next to me. >> [_] Anon 2100339 Is this supposed to do something? >> [_] Anon 2100342 Saw this on some other site, it was incredible! >> [_] Anon 2100360 >2013 >Still people who don't know this >> [_] Anon 2100361 Just search ASMR on jewtube and you'll find lots of shit like this >> [_] Anon 2100421 Fuck, I literally thought someone broke in to the other room.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] use headphones Anon 2095376 also hi cody >> [_] Anon 2095404 never trust a barber who immediately puts a plastic bag over your head. >> [_] Anon 2095420 >># Cody is a faggot. How do I know this? Clue #1: His name is Cody. >> [_] Anon 2095466 i want a haircut.
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] this requires head phones Anon 2092613 >> [_] Anon 2092616 what is my life >> [_] Anon 2092620 when he says "satera" i feel violated >> [_] Anon 2092633 How is this done? >> [_] Anon 2092636 >># they explain it in the audio clip. two microphones placed where your ears would be. >> [_] Anon 2092637 it feels like im actually in a barbershop >> [_] Anon 2092638 >># Binaural recording and also if you want to view more you can look up asmr on youtube. >> [_] Anon 2092639 >binaurial If it isn't white noise that makes me feel like I'm about to shit and cum at the same time it isn't binaurial. >> [_] Anon 2092653 i can only hear out of the left >> [_] Anon 2092654 >># Your headphones are broken. >> [_] Anon 2092660 >># oh fuck >> [_] Anon 2092693 >># I lol'd
File: MARIO.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2086112 >> [_] Anon 2086119 Fuck, I actually thought I couldn't breath during the bag part. Good shit >> [_] Anon 2086130 I felt his breath when he whispered to my ear. Awesome flash. >> [_] Anon 2086140 Fun fact: The red-and-white pole originates from the times of old when bloodletting was still in practice, and signified that a barbershop would provide it, with the red being blood and white being bandages. >> [_] Anon 2086175 >># at first i thought that this flash was somehow related to M A R I O creepypasta then when i saw the flash i didn't understand how the name was related. and then i remember the barber's name. i laughed.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2061767 >> [_] Anon 2061841 Their virtual interrogation was fucking hilarious at the end, took any anxiety away and replaced it with "SMELL BACON" >> [_] Anon 2061857 God this is so unnerving >> [_] Anon 2061861 . _,,..,,,,_ / ,' 3 `ヽｰっ l ⊃ ⌒_つ p `'ｰ---‐'''''"" >> [_] Anon 2061863 >># Good one.
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] Anon 2049187 Don't mind me. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2049374 Not Bad. Not bad at all. >> [_] Anon 2049386 That was pretty neat. >> [_] Anon 2049387 This is pretty neat. >> [_] Anon 2049389 This is making my head feel tingly >> [_] Anonex !8PpHvZM9oQ 2049396 >># It is called ASMR, It has become a big thing on youtube lately >> [_] Anon 2049401 Oh god i'm bald >> [_] Anon 2049402 >># Link to some? >> [_] Anon 2049404 Setera? >> [_] Anon 2049406 >># /f/ MAH BOOIIIII WHY I AM SO BALD >> [_] Anonex !8PpHvZM9oQ 2049408 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3y e0 this is probably the best video to help new people to find their ''trigger'' (the sound that makes your head thingles) >> [_] Anon 2049413 Bob ross is amazing for ASMR >> [_] Anon 2049418 >># >># what is ASMR? >> [_] Anon 2049423 >># Head orgasm >> [_] Anon 2049430 I thought the other guy would be called Mario. >> [_] Anon 2049432 >># I don't get it. If you google it, you find only vidoes of girls wispering into a 3D-microphone. Is this something sexual? Because i do have a boner. >> [_] Anon 2049433 >># Doesn't your head feel tingly? >> [_] Anonex !8PpHvZM9oQ 2049435 >># Nothing sexual really. It is like a brain massage, or brain orgasm.. >> [_] Anonex !8PpHvZM9oQ 2049436 >># It can take a while before someone finds their trigger, my trigger is girls tapping with long nails. >> [_] Anon 2049441 >># holy fucking shit i thought someone was coming into my room at the start of this fuckkkk
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, 400x122, Other) [_] requires headphones Anon 2031804 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] oldanonymous 2031827 Excellent 3D audio ^^ >> [_] Anon 2031833 MY EAR!!! ALWAY GETS MY EAR!!!!! >> [_] Anon 2031839 Okay now I'm moist. Is there virtual blow job for this? >> [_] Anon 2031848 ITS SO REAL >> [_] Anon 2031858 only one of my headphones work. >> [_] Anon 2031997 >># I've seen this so many times but it never fails to impress me. >> [_] Anon 2032028 if fucking oculus rift is like that, i might just change my mind and buy the damned thing >> [_] Anon 2032053 someone should edit a screamer in this >> [_] Anon 2032068 >># I wish. >> [_] Anon 2032071 This shit always amuses me, and the end always creeps me the fuck out. >> [_] Anon 2032104 AND SAVED
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] ASMR Anon 1996553 >> [_] Anon 1996574 I've always enjoyed comedic ASMR parodies. Although I'd have to say they invoke more entertainment than true ASMR. >> [_] Anon 1996600 >YOU MUST USE HEADPHONES >quiet so it requires the volume turned way up Nop >> [_] Anon 1996603 >># first off, nice triple dubs. second, It's fine. If your really that nervous just turn the volume down. >> [_] Anon 1996678 Always loved this. Any idea where more are available? >> [_] Anon 1996700 >that bag I thought that he was gonna choke me out and kill me for a second there. >> [_] Anon 1996726 Now every one is going to repost this and then add in screamers in it. >> [_] Anon 1996765 >># I'm surprised it's not been done yet.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Anon 1972105 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1972142 It was nice. >> [_] Anon 1972150 Cool beans. >> [_] Anon 1972181 I could feel it. In my spine >> [_] Anon 1972262 >># God me too. It was awesome, I love that feeling. >> [_] Anon 1972268 I was scared as fuck.. holy shit >> [_] Anon 1972298 >># goddaaamn, i thought for a sec some one was in my room >> [_] Anon 1972302 >># >># It's called ASMR. Thank me later. >> [_] Anon 1972314 I NEED MORE OF THESE PLEASE >> [_] Anon 1972447 HOLY SHIT!!! MOAR!!! >> [_] Anon 1972458 >># >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKGIe_WR0 O4 >> [_] Anon 1972462 Soundsculptures on youtube. >> [_] Anon 1972472 >># Also these guys, who did a bunch more then this .swf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSkz4XEm5 zI
File: Virtual_barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Old school mind fuck. USE HEADPHONES Anon 1959884 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1959885 ah! an old classic! >> [_] Anon 1959886 Did they ever fix that random pausing point in the beginning? >> [_] Anon 1959902 Hehe. That was pretty cool. >> [_] Anon 1959906 WOW guys O_O so chool. I jumped near the end where he said "it's called..." and something. holy shit. why don't game companies use this kind of sound thingelinges in horror games.. i wonder.. >> [_] Anon 1959912 >># My new headphones made me feel his breath. That's cool and creepy. >> [_] Anon 1959920 >># Apparently, not. >> [_] Anon 1959929 man this whole thing is kinda creepy, the dude starts out in a basement and then puts a bag over your head (which always makes me kinda stop breathing) >> [_] Anon 1959932 holy fucking hell i like it. any more? >> [_] Anon 1959937 That fucking ear whisper >> [_] Anon 1960013 firs time ever what the fuck >> [_] Anon 1960018 >Close my eyes to listen to it >Swear I can actually feel the electric razor shaving off my hair >> [_] Anon 1960027 Holy shit thats crazy. Its like hypnosis man >> [_] Anon 1960107 It's called ASMR - there are tons of videos on youtube with this sort of thing. Usually with girls doing it. >> [_] Anon 1960108 ....is that Strongbad? >> [_] Anon 1960130 >># I don't think you can do this kind of sound dynamically.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] mmmm Anon 1870071 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1870083 This shit is oollld. What is this board? Flash? or is it Emails from grandma? I DON"T KNOW. Fuck man. I just wish I knew sometimes. >> [_] Anon 1870091 >># Be thankful. Normally, [P] stands for [P]regnant here... >> [_] Anomymous 1870102 kind of cool >> [_] Anon 1870177 When he whispered in my ear I nearly shat myself... >> [_] Anon 1870200 so i fapped in a barbershop with my eyes closed today... >> [_] Anon 1870324 My ears came at least twice. >> [_] Anon 1870331 I never actually listen to this before, i usually just skip over it. But, this is fucking cool. >> [_] Anon 1870334 This is my fetish >> [_] Anon 1870341 needs to be hooded >> [_] Anon 1870362 Every time i hear this, just at the start i shit myself and look around.
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Headphones are a MUST Anon 1861817 >> [_] Anon 1861823 Fuck that shit I cant stand anything touching the back of my neck, not fingers, not scissors, not clippers. This thing had me squirming in my seat omg >> [_] Anon 1861824 >># Don't worry. Same reaction came from me too. >> [_] Anon 1861850 >># >># what are you two talking about, binaural technique is amazing. >> [_] Anon 1861857 This... Shit... Is... BALLA! >> [_] Anon 1861876 Its called holophonic sound. Nothing new really. >> [_] Anon 1861879 This was stupid and boring. >> [_] Anon 1861885 dat bag >> [_] Anon 1861887 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >> [_] Anon 1861889 I've honestly never heard of it. I'm going to look into more often. That is for damn sure. This is the first time I've gotten on /f/ in like a month and ya'll have done good tonight. :3 >> [_] Anon 1861892 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_be ats
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Anon 1841782 Must wear headphones Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1841786 love this >> [_] Anon 1841834 oldie but a goodie >> [_] Anon 1841845 Why am I so terrified? >> [_] Anon 1841867 Why can't current gen video games use this. I doubt this isn't worth investing for, especially for a horror game. >> [_] Anon 1841897 If you like this or find it a bit relaxing, you should check out ASMR videos. There are a bunch of them on youtube. they help you sleep. >> [_] Nigger !!QSvwrQMMkoH 1841899 >># Some video games already do, but the effect is shitty and you can only tell left and right. >> [_] Anon 1841902 >># He's got a point. If a video game asked me to wear headphones for that effect, I'd be down. >> [_] Anon 1841927 This is making me really uncomfortable >> [_] Anon 1841930 That fucking whisper at the end shits me up so bad, made me shiver >> [_] Anon 1841994 this sounds like muppets >> [_] Anon 1842059 anymore of these? >> [_] sage 1842082 i feel like i'm going to be raped >> [_] Anon 1842101 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzFswCpJP qg Why boner
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] WEEGEE! Anon 1818466 Old flash Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1818488 motherfucker buzzed me,just fucking great,now i look like i swam too close to three-mile island >> [_] Anon 1818489 old, but still sick! >> [_] Anon 1818514 i always shiver when the clippers comes out. and when he whispers i can feel his breath >> [_] Anon 1818515 oh my god, it feels like the people are actually around me. the dude on the guitar seems like he's really right fucking there. incredibly done. anyone link me more to things like this? >> [_] Anon 1818540 >># Shits hard to find yo. >> [_] Anon 1818542 makes me smile every time :D >> [_] Anon 1818551 Check out youtube channels like GentleWhispering, Sweetseductiveasmr, MeridianWhispers and Soundsculptures. Each one of those channels is dedicated to ASMR, or Audio sensory meridian response, which is a fancy name for the tingles you get when listening to this. Check out Soundsculpture's video of clippers, its a binaural recording (much like this one), but much longer and much more intense. Enjoy! >> [_] Repost-chan 1818561 >># What the fuck? Is it just me, or does this guy type like a fucking spam bot? >> [_] Anon 1818563 >># nope, I'm not a spambot dude, I just happen to have done a lot of research on ASMR, and watch videos all the time. They help me go to sleep at night. >> [_] Anon 1818624 I thought things were going to get weird when he put the bag over my head. the whisper was gnarly too. >> [_] Anon 1818665 was already wearing headphones and opened flash randomly. sound just happened to be perfect volume. There is a door leading to the garage, garage doors up, it's 2am and the doors located right outside my room, at the exact fucking angle the guys voice and door-shut noise came from. holy fucking shit
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Anon 1801798 Use your headphones. >> [_] Anon 1801824 Old, but this is still one of the best bin-aural recordings available.... >> [_] Anon 1801849 Thanks for reminding me that I'm terrified of electric razors, faget >> [_] Anon 1801867 where can i find more of these? that was a very fun experience. >> [_] Anon 1801881 Scared the hell out of me, i didn't relise it started and it made me turn around >> [_] Anon 1801893 >># I LOVE THAT FEELING OF ELECTRIC RAZORS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK, DON'T YOU????? >> [_] Anon 1801901 AMAZING, WOAH >> [_] Anon 1801906 Never liked the end whisper never will >> [_] Anon 1801919 this is trippy >> [_] notfaggot 1801931 Fede's tones are better
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Anon 1787461 For >># Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1787463 having him explain how the thing was made halfway through kind of takes some feel out of it >> [_] Anon 1787466 >># Yeah I agree. I would've liked more flashes using this method but just doing it as an immersion project. Listening to people at a park, restaurant, or some other interesting setting. >> [_] Anon 1787528 that was seriously one of the coolest things I've ever experienced >> [_] Anon 1787547 Not even 10 seconds in and it stops. >> [_] notfaggot 1787552 >># Same here >> [_] Anon 1787553 holy fuck, that is amazing >> [_] notfaggot 1787554 >># I just pressed play after it stops, it continues >> [_] Anon 1787563 >># Fucking amazing dude. >> [_] Anon 1787593 Fucking amazing is too right. Imagine using this on scary games or movies, I admit I'd shit my pants. >> [_] Anon 1787606 dude, this is awesome >> [_] Anon 1787609 I do wish there were a lot more like these. Also every single time I get chills at the end part. >> [_] Anon 1787619 >># Isn't that surround sound? >> [_] Anon 1787625 ...and what was supposed to make this bineural? I ran it through audacity and the freqs weren't present. This was just a simple stereo demonstration that's all. >> [_] Anon 1787638 Oh fuck when the scissors and electric razor came by my ear it felt like they were actually there, same as when he whispered in my ear. >> [_] Anon 1787640 >># The freqs? You don't fuckin know what binaural audio is. >> [_] Anon 1787646 >># binaurla audio =/= binaural beats... binaural is is kind of hearing people have, meaning we have 2 points where the sound enters (our ears) and we hear from there. Binaural audio like this one is just a cool tryick whitout any frequencies and shit Binaural beats on teh other hand have frequencies that are supposed to enhance our brains and influence us on some way... hope that cleared it up >> [_] Anon 1787647 >># also, fuck me for fucking up on the basic words... >> [_] Anon 1787654 >># Binaural isn't surround sound. It's just extremely accurate stereo. >> [_] Anon 1787679 Motherfucker tried to kill me! >> [_] Anon 1787701 >># I saw a little flash puzzle game that sort of used this. It was all about paranoia and false realities, and everynow and then it would play a sound in your right ear of someone scratching on a window or bumping a wall. It repeated too often, so it lost its effect pretty quickly, but the first time it happened it really catches you off guard.
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Anon 1773733 listen with headphones >> [_] Anon 1773735 First time I ever actually did that. Fun. XD >> [_] Anon 1773737 virtual haircuts, how the fuck do they work??? >> [_] Anon 1773741 damn,this is like ear honey >> [_] Anon 1773750 Is it wrong that I like listening to this over and over? >> [_] Anon 1773752 I don't know why but I always feel that when he's using the electric hair trimmer, he's making a penis-shaped bald patch on my head >> [_] Anon 1773767 His whisper at the end made me shit my pants >> [_] Anon 1773810 When the motherfucker put the bag over my head I couldnt breathe D: >> [_] Anon 1773853 reminds me of "Isabella Valentine - Jackpot, No Hands"
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] *cetera* Anon 1750570 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1750587 what is this? >> [_] Anon 1750619 Good job in my opinion, though I just realized that my headphones are wired a bit differently as right was left and vice versa. Another problem is that my right ear is more sensitive than my left >> [_] Anon 1750639 oh lawdy, the wisper always gets me >> [_] Anon 1750659 Anyone else get goosebumps when he's "cutting" your hair? >> [_] Anon 1750688 I need to know who did this piece of sound art. >> [_] Anon 1750743 This is racist! >> [_] Anon 1750817 >># lol wut? you just have them on backwards >> [_] Anon 1750820 I felt the heat of his breath. Help me.
File: Virtual_Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)19:52No.1710258 sateraaa~ >> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)20:17No.1710277 fucking sateraaa, man and the bag was a killer. >> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)20:17No.1710278 awesome >> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)21:29No.1710337 Oh fuck man >> [_] spacey @_@06/30/12(Sat)22:10No.1710376 holy shit, its like 11pm, and I turned this on, and my headphones were so good that, I thought some drunk was trying to steal my atv (literally on the other side of this wall next to me) like, idk thats my impression, of the first 5 seconds of this audio recording, it made me want to shoot someone in the face >> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:13No.1710378 >># That's the power of... SATERAAAA >> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)22:20No.1710382 HOW
File: Virtual Barbershop.swf-(6.34 MB, Other) [_] Virtual Barbershop - Use HeadphonesHerp Derpem !oHERpRH/Ts06/19/12(Tue)01:04No.1702183 >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)03:33No.1702254 jesus fuck this scared me i thought someone was breaking in to my house >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)05:51No.1702304 Excellence >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)06:09No.1702311 Hoooolyyy Shit! The moment he put the bag on my head it scared the shit out of me.Don't know why.Maybe because it was soo realistic.WTF :P >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)06:10No.1702312 ITS A TRAP DONT LISTEN TO IT >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)06:11No.1702313 >># Not a trap. This has been posted before, it's not a screamer. >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)06:14No.1702315 i beg for more!! >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)06:16No.1702316 i freaked out when he was whispering to my ear :D >> [_] Anonymous06/19/12(Tue)06:50No.1702329 (Use headphones) Who is actually this retarded?
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1683589 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1683639 Haircuts at barber shops are my greatest fear. >> [_] Anon 1683713 He should have whispered "I'm gunna kill you" instead. >> [_] Anon 1683720 I freaked the fuck out when this started. >> [_] Anon 1683721 I nearly shit myself when he whispered in my ear. Amazing. >> [_] Anon 1683754 >># >># Same. Got any more like this OP? >> [_] Anon 1683763 why does this make me cringe >> [_] Anon 1683765 http://onemansblog.com/2007/05/13/get-yo ur-virtual-haircut-and-other-auditory-ill usions/ somewhat the same >> [_] Anon 1683768 >># Really? They feel good to me. All that pampering of the scalp. >> [_] Anon 1683776 >mfw he put that bag over my head >mfw I have no face >> [_] Anon 1683785 It's like reading a book but pov with only the sense of sound. Pretty cool. Got any more, op? >> [_] Anon 1683816 subliminal messages to the mother fucking max you have all been brainwashed >> [_] Anon 1683854 >O_O All the time >> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1683934 felt like a boring cheech and chong. >> [_] Anon 1683936 I DON'T TRUST YOU LUIGI, YOU AREN'T BARBER BOB. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH THOSE SCISSORS, JESUS CHRIST
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1678383 >> [_] Anon 1678472 Does anyone know where I could find more recordings like this? >> [_] Anon 1678521 WOMG SO FREEKY Virtual Niggershop Repost #82375485 >> [_] Anon 1678552 >># just search binaural recordings >> [_] nokosage nokosage 1678560 OH GAWD IT TICKLES TO LISTEN TO IT! >nokosage in all fields
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1674423 >> [_] Anon 1674442 FFFFUUUUCCCCKKK! >> [_] screamer Anon 1674443 Probably a screamer. >> [_] Anon 1674445 No screamer. Kinda creapy ending but nothing too bad. Pretty neat shit man >> [_] Anon 1674488 It's legit. Too lazy to find my headphones though.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1668134 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1668181 Good god i love this >> [_] Anon 1668204 WHAT THE FUCK >> [_] Anon 1668207 oh my fucking god the razor machine!!! >> [_] Anon 1668220 There are no other audios like this one, what you are hearing is the best. >> [_] Anon 1668245 oh god, when he whispers... >> [_] Anon 1668284 The clippers made my hair stand on end, he mentioned the buzzer and i was like NOPE
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1654184 >> [_] Anon 1654195 Amazing! its superb with gamer headset! >> [_] Anon 1654200 Confirmed nontroll! THIS IS INCREDIBLE. So cool!! >> [_] Anon 1654238 Imagine a movie with that. >> [_] Anon 1654280 WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I TOOK OFF MY HEADPHONES THREE TIMES CAUSE I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS COMIN IN MY ROOM >> [_] Anon 1654289 Stupidly cool, god damn. Dat electric clipper sound. Felt just like I was at the barbers. Need moar like this. >> [_] Anon 1654336 THIS IS NOT A TROLL >> [_] Anon 1654344 Old, but still awesome. >> [_] Anon 1654349 I'm still requesting more like this. After five years I've still not heard a better one than this. >> [_] Anon 1654364 >># >># dont forget that raising the res will increase sound quailty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u163wC6mP 2A&feature=related >> [_] ofuckwy !/IPyUlClgk 1654380 >># That was absolutely amazing, thanks for sharing! >> [_] Anon 1654400 DUUUUUDE i couldnt help but look over when he wispered. >> [_] Anon 1654453 Holy shit, close your eyes while listening its magnificent
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [L] Anon 1650970 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1650983 This is really fucking neat. >> [_] Anon 1650986 the only problem is that not all headphones work :/ >> [_] Anon 1651031 whats it supposed to do? I understand binural beats but what da fawk lol. am i supposed to wake up without any hair? >> [_] Anon 1651047 I had a brick crowning my asshole when he walks around the room, and said brick was shat when he whispered in my ear. I literally jumped away from it. 100/10 >> [_] Anon 1651070 >># most will, unless you have a really shitty one. >> [_] Anon 1651072 I remember this on youtube >> [_] Anon 1651074 In case anyone is wondering what this is called, look up ASMR. >> [_] Anon 1651113 Holy shit this is fucking awesome. >> [_] Anon 1651114 sage for viral marketing >> [_] Anon 1651115 >># Your sage did absolutely nothing >> [_] Anon 1651134 >># Oh hi, you must be new to /f/. Please kind gtfo and never come back >> [_] Anon 1651140 >># I swear I felt ACTUAL WARMTH. Christ, that's uncanny.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1644983 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1644984 Wearin' some good headphones right now. Thought someone else was in the room. Neat. >> [_] Anon 1644985 That was kinda cool >> [_] Anon 1644989 I need more of these. >> [_] Anon 1645016 this made my night. time to find more. >> [_] Anon 1645080 >the bag on my head >awesome.jpg >> [_] Anon 1645194 Why should I use headphones when i got 5.1 surround?
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Ware headphones Anon 1635849 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1635863 Holy shit that was cool >> [_] Anon 1635864 ahh yes i remember this. Still creepy as fuck >> [_] Anon 1635876 good file to check your speakers. sure, why not? >> [_] Anon 1635884 I find this really relaxing >> [_] Anon 1635889 i feel like i'm listening to a 3d song >> [_] Anon 1635926 my man luigi is one amazing barber >> [_] Anon 1635939 That was amazing >> [_] Anon 1635942 I got a boner when he whispered in my ear. >> [_] Anon 1635944 Im listening to a song with their voices mixed in it :U >> [_] Anon 1635945 So nice! >> [_] Anon 1635948 Should I be freaked out that my hair was actually cut by this? >> [_] Anon 1635961 i shut my eyes and giggle like a schoolgirl >> [_] Anon 1635964 I swear to god I could've felt a puff of air hit my ear when he whispered in my ear. >> [_] Anon 1635973 My speakers are high quality enough for this to still sound realistic. >> [_] Anon 1636030 >># Honestly, right? I had to replay that part like 10 times to fully understand he wasn't there. Could you fucking imagine this technology in movie theaters? >> [_] t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis 1636113 I remember hearing this for the first time on here. Needless to say, I got obsessed with 3D sound all day and found some cool shit. Also >2012 >not feeling the puff of air when he whispers ISHYGDDT
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1629244 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1629247 This is pretty cool, actually. >> [_] Anon 1629248 we need more for this. a LOT more of this >> [_] Anon 1629249 >You must use headphones ...... lolno >> [_] Anon 1629279 made my day >> [_] Anon 1629281 I've always loved this. >> [_] Anon 1629331 i've always liked this >> [_] Anon 1629400 I just couldn't catch that whispered word.. It was just so awkwardly intimate... >> [_] Anon 1629441 I laughed SO hard when he got the bag XD Omg, this is so awesome!!!
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1620941 >> [_] Anon 1620982 This is still the only one of these 3D audio things that I have ever heard. The whispering still gives goose bumps. >> [_] t00m/b/ !muOQjkpGis 1621017 Oh my fucking shit what in gods name is this wizardry. >> [_] Anon 1621018 needs more niggers >> [_] Anon 1621027 I loved this shit, MOOOOOAAAARRRR >> [_] Anon 1621029 >># Where Da Hood At? >> [_] Anon 1621030 Holy shit, dat whispering. Creepy as fuck >> [_] Anon 1621032 IT'SA MEE, MARIO! >> [_] Anon 1621035 I cam >> [_] Anon 1621036 im always afraid hes gunna cut my head up with those scissors...
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1540650 /r/ing more like this Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1540698 bump >> [_] Anon 1540700 bump Somehow I felt less lonely while listening to this... >> [_] Anon 1540712 TAKE THE FUCKING SCISSORS AWAY FROM MY HEAD, TAKE THEM AWAY! >> [_] Anon 1540719 bloody hell, when i close my eyes its like there is someone near me doing all those things! >> [_] Anon 1540776 this was amazing I need to know where to get more >> [_] Anon 1540816 >># Just look up 3D sound on youtube
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] I feel so violated Anon 1521892 If it stops a few seconds in, just hit play again. Only works with headphones. For best effect, close your eyes. inb4itsascreamer >> [_] Anon 1521897 oh man that was really cool!! >> [_] Anon 1521907 holy fuck OP good job. Pretty freaky >> [_] Anon 1521908 Luigi you faggot don't whisper into my ear. >> [_] Anon 1521912 GHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA CUT OFF MY EAR I COULDNT BREATHE WHEN HE PUT THAT BAG OVER MY HEAD OMG WTF >> [_] Anon 1521922 Oh god I can feel his breath against my ear >> [_] Anon 1521927 I have been trying to find this for years. Thank you OP.... Thank you. >> [_] Anon 1521960 I did it high with eyes shut. At one point, I had to open them because I thought Luigi was in the room. >> [_] Anon 1521961 IT'S A HOOD! >> [_] Anon 1521969 god, this made me squirm >and moist >> [_] Anon 1521985 Dear god...get the fuck out of my ear. >> [_] Anon 1521986 >># You like old overweight Italian barbers? >> [_] Anon 1521994 any1 have more of these? My body is not ready. Been awake for 40 hours straight, these are trippy as fuck. >> [_] Anon 1521999 old, but still good
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1509986 Prepare your ears. >> [_] Anon 1510108 I heat screamers >> [_] Anon 1510112 >># i'm not going to view this flash because of that. Also I have the original.
/ > /swf/ > Thread 7 Age: 39.01d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2 >> Anon 11 why aren't there more of these stereo flashes? [IMG] Virtual Barbershop.swf (6.35 MiB) 400x122, Uncompressed. 5383 frames, 20 fps (04:29). Ver4, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video:
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı !l7yVG1pawQ 1465113 >> [_] Anon 1465147 That was interesting. >> [_] Anon 1465152 SO COOL >> [_] Anon 1465158 >># since when did binaural mean stereo? >> [_] Anon 1465162 swwwwweeeeeeeeeet >> [_] Anon 1465177 GET THAT SCISSOR AWAY FROM MY EARS YOU FUCKER >> [_] Anon 1465209 SO!!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!! Link to original so I can bookmark it? >> [_] Anon 1465236 FUCKING SWEET!!!!!!!!!! This shit scared me! I thought someone was walking in on me and my porn! >> [_] Anon 1465258 I'm not going back to that guy. he cut it to short and I think he was coming on to me around the end. >> [_] Anon 1465300 THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER THANK YOU >> [_] Anon 1465304 whata cool shit feels like theres people around me >> [_] Anon 1465305 get those scissors away from me >> [_] Anon 1465306 this shit must be trippy if you listen to it high >> [_] Anon 1465332 isn't there something like this that's supposed to make you orgasm...? >> [_] Imwatchingyou 1465374 the recording device is spaced out enough much like a head it has 2 microphones. >> [_] Anon 1465384 OH GOD THIS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER ASJKSAKAFAJDAGFUSJADS >> [_] Anon 1465389 DUDE I COULD SWEAR I ACTUALLY FELT MY MUSTACHE BEING SHEARED FROM MY FACE BY A FAT GREASY FOREIGNER >> [_] Anon 1465419 OOOOLD, But everyday is a repost day
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1454453 something that seems to be popular on /f/ Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1454454 (warning, only works well with headsets. and REALLY well) >> [_] Anon 1454460 I thought this was fun >> [_] Anon 1454467 Man, I did like that. >> [_] Anon 1454468 That startled me a bit when he was snapping and when he whispered in my ear at the end. Also, when that guy was talking in the background, I actually thought that there was someone trying to get my attention in me room. Fuck this is cool. >> [_] Anon 1454481 >># It startled me, too. While I was loading it, I switched to other windows, so when it started I heard these voices & were wondering where the fuck they were coming from & if my neighbours were talking to me through the wall. Otherwise though, I liked this. >> [_] Anon 1454609 Uaaaagh, the chill at the ennnd. >> [_] Anon 1454630 oh wow, is there any else like this? >> [_] Anon 1454651 OMFG that's awesome!!!!!!
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Something cool amidst the shit Anon 1446938 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1446944 fukken saved >> [_] Anon 1446953 Seen this so so long ago. And its still good. >> [_] Anon 1446976 Can anyone upload the match box one? >> [_] Anon 1446983 Listening to this helps me poop. >> [_] Anon 1447045 this is creepy >> [_] Anon 1447068 DAT MOTHER FUCKING WHISPER >> [_] Anon 1447070 This shit always sends shivers up my spine. >> [_] Anon 1447184 Scared the fuck of me....shit!
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1444893 >> [_] Anon 1444896 Fuck yeah I've been looking for this, thanks. >> [_] Anon 1444910 Oh mah gahd. That was like the coolest thing ever >> [_] Anon 1444939 holy shit, i was already wearing headphones i litearlly took mine off to check if they were working
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1440640
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Close your eyes as you listen. Anon 1430341 Havn't seen this one in a while. not a screamer. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1430345 Wtf did I just listen too >> [_] Anon 1430348 i love this shit. fucking awesome what stereo sound can do :3 >> [_] Anon 1430374 I swear I can feel that guys breath in my ear when he whispers. >> [_] Anon 1430382 I love this, thanks for the repost. >> [_] Anon 1430470 Anyone have any links to anything similar to this? >> [_] Anon 1430474 >Luigi bahaha. >> [_] Anon 1430487 that was fucking awesome its like I could feel him cut my air >> [_] Anon 1430495 Now why hasn't this capability been put to better use? >> [_] Anon 1430499 >># Because there's not a lot to be done with it. You need to be using headphones for the best effect, while a lot of folks prefer using speakers instead. And really, what use for it is there, that isn't currently being somewhat met by current surround sound systems? >> [_] Anon 1430502 should of added a screamer to the end! >> [_] Anon 1430512 >I'm gonna put this bag over your head Ahhhh murder!! HELP!! >Now let me get some scissors... Huh? >nice and sharp Oh sweet jesus nooo!! >electric razor FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP MEEE!! >*talks of sciency sounds stuffs ok, its going to be ok, breath in, breath out... >*whispers AHHH JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS SAFE!!! But seriously, this is crazy good quality, if I knew how to record sound this well... I mean, i get the 2 mics, but there has to be more then that...right? >> [_] Tiamat !mMiatAmatM 1430514 >># That's all you need, 2 mics, make sure they're condensers though. You need to catch every sound in the room >> [_] Anon 1430515 >># Ah, so thats the trick, thanks mat >> [_] Anon 1430516 >># It's easier than you'd think, 2 mics in a polystyrene head that's been cut down the middle with a hot wire and had holes drilled down the "ear canals." I guess they have to be good quality mics for it work well though. >> [_] Anon 1430521 I... I thinka my heart just skipped a beat when I hearda that whisper.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1419755 >> [_] Anon 1419781 never gets old >> [_] Anon 1419796 Holy SHIT. >> [_] Anon 1419798 this was the most random ass thing- but its still epic >> [_] Anon 1419832 Certified epic. Saved. I want to hear a recreation of a battle in Afghanistan, first person. maybe throw in some 3dhd if you wanna get fancy. >> [_] Anon 1419842 Holy shit! TOTALLY EPIC!! It started and it sounded like someone was actually coming through my door! MAJOR WIN!! >> [_] Anon 1419844 win >> [_] Anon 1419902 I saved the very first, straight from the source, just to be sure I had the one without hoods or screamers >> [_] Anon 1419921 >># I shit bricks too the first time I listened to this. Minimized all my open windows and shit. Then lulz were had. >> [_] Anon 1419960 i had a panic attack at the bag and then flipped shit at the whisper
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] yu need headphones... Anon 1412100 ...and a haircut. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1412114 Oh shit, thought he was going to kill me at first. >> [_] Anon 1412129 oh my god this is cool >> [_] Anon 1412132 Good enough for me. Now I don't need me haircut for another six months. >> [_] Anon 1412133 i held my breath with the bag part... >> [_] Anon 1412134 MOAR >> [_] Anon 1412135 oh shit I swear I felt him breath on me when he whispered >> [_] Anon 1412142 Neat. >> [_] Anon 1412146 Did Luigi say Mario? Where the fuck is Bowser. >> [_] Anon 1412148 STOP-A WHISPERING IN MY-A EARS, LUIGI! >> [_] Anon 1412149 GET OUT OF MY HEAD! >> [_] Anon 1412181 Holy shit, the sound quality!!!! I felt like he touched me!!!!!! >> [_] Anon 1412222 Did anyone else twitch like crazy as if you were being tickled in the neck and abdomen the entire time? >> [_] Anon 1412237 oh god. someone must make a scare thing outa this. >> [_] Anon 1412238 >># Fuck you, no. Don't do this shit. I am a gigantic pussy. >> [_] Anon 1412246 holy shit, that was the best virtual haircut i've ever had, although i though he was up to something with that bag. >> [_] Anon 1412310 i came when he whispered in my ear. >> [_] Anon 1412315 Best flash ever!
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1398158 Listen with headphones. >> [_] Anon 1398174 That is actually really fuckin cool. >> [_] Anon 1398179 Imagine a feature length films (horror and thrillers especially) that was filmed/recorded entirely from the victim's perspective with binaural audio. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_re cording >> [_] Anon 1398184 Right-click to play when it pauses in the beginning. >> [_] Anon 1398187 Actually all thing are recorded with binaural, but people doesn't see any different. Bastards... >> [_] Anon 1398189 This and a pair of Koss Portapro headphones is people in my room >> [_] Anon 1398268 Fuckin love this thing, wish there was more. D:
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1364570 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1364574 >># wat >> [_] Anon 1364575 >># FUCK THAT. >> [_] Anon 1364591 kill that bitch with fire!!! >> [_] Anon 1364602 amazing! >> [_] Anon 1364611 Incredible where can i find this >> [_] Anon 1364641 Even though I have this saved I open it every time it's posted. >> [_] Anon 1364671 >># Get the fuck out of here and never return. >> [_] Anon 1364672 >my brain is doing all the work >myheadisfulloffuck.jpg >> [_] Anon 1364717 bumping this >> [_] Anon 1364729 Fuck you weegee >> [_] Anon 1364744 HOLY SHIT BAG ON MY HEAD AHHHHH FUCK >> [_] Anon 1364747 FUCKIN SHAT MYSELF AT THE END >> [_] Anon 1364763 Augh what the fuck
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] DAT WHISPER /a/ !!jhgVZ1bcEDg 1348352 FUCKING LUIGI Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1348355 I'm so happy someone posted this again. >> [_] Anon 1348365 cetera~ >> [_] Anon 1348372 Da Fuck? It really felt like someone was cutting my hair! >> [_] Anon 1348376 Holy fuck that was orgasmic >> [_] Anon 1348377 i cried tears of joy >> [_] Anon 1348378 Too bad there's not many of these >> [_] Anon 1348381 fucking buzzer made me cringe >> [_] Anon 1348385 I got ripped off! Luigi gave me what I can only describe as a reverse mullet! >> [_] Hauptmann !hLEtEFVKuI 1348420 Weird.....because Luigi gave me the exact same haircut I have now. DOUBLE SHOCK. Also aaawwwwwessssssoommmmee >> [_] Anon 1348421 So this is the only one of its kind in existence, right? >> [_] Anon 1348423 A great step towards virtual reality. >> [_] Anon 1348424 http://www.sajithmr.me/downloads/voce.mp3 >> [_] Anon 1348432 the fuck, i honestly thought someone was in the room with me.... >> [_] Anon 1348436 >># gave me shivers >> [_] Anon 1348437 the fuuuuuuuuuuck. i got scared with the scissors. >> [_] Anon 1348441 Can anyone make a mp3 out of this?? So I can bring the experience anywhere I go! >> [_] Anon 1348446 this amazes and scares me every time i hear it -.- >> [_] Anon 1348458 Can anyone link to another one of these? Would be great, or the site it came from... This shit made me shit bricks. >> [_] Anon 1348487 >># http://www.sajithmr.me/cetera-algorithm/ bottom of the screen if you're at the top of the page, right click and save >># this one and another on down >> [_] Anon 1348488 FUCK YOU LUIGIIIIIIIII >> [_] Anon 1348497 any more guys? this is fucking scary but awesome. >> [_] LAWL EPIC Anon 1348584 The snapping fingers really caught me off guard LOL >> [_] Anon 1348591 god.... the whisper
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1342574 :D Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1342593 I had to make sure some of the sounds weren't coming from my headphones. xD >> [_] Anon 1342600 haha, me too >> [_] Anon 1342616 amazing. >> [_] Anon 1342669 holy crap i triped balls >> [_] Anon 1342675 does anyone else find listening to this relaxing? >> [_] Anon 1342684 http://gethighnow.com/ >> [_] Anon 1342695 GET OUTA MAH HOUSE LUIGI >> [_] Anon 1342706 where the fuk can i find more of these???? >> [_] Anon 1342717 fuck yeah i love this thing i put it on my unnamed media device and let my friends listen to it and then watch them freakout :D >> [_] The Op !NTq1hkF1x6 1342722 This is great >> [_] Anon 1342723 I wish I had noise canceling headphones... >> [_] The Op !NTq1hkF1x6 1342724 MY FACE WHEN HE WHISPERED >> [_] Anon 1342731 >># You still use Ipods? >> [_] Anon 1342734 >># here >># >> [_] Anon 1342737 >># Archos 5 >> [_] Anon 1342738 >># the fapping sounds? or what? >> [_] Anon 1342742 >># lol that only works if you believe it does >> [_] Anon 1342754 >># Don't believe it does then, and listen to this. http://gethighnow.com/shepard-tones/ >> [_] Zombie will eat your unhappyness. !TAJHyCgF.Y 1342770 Lol, this is hella cool >> [_] Anon 1342772 OMG GOD WHEN HE WHISPERED I WAS LIKE GET OUT OF HERE. THIS IS MY ROOM! >> [_] /a/ !!jhgVZ1bcEDg 1342777 HE IS GOING TO CUT OFF MY EAR FUCK >> [_] Anon 1342779 I thought someone was breaking in. You motherfucker. >> [_] Anon 1342781 They shouldn't have spent so much time explaining it. Just should have extended the sounds of the scissors and the clippers with some barber small talk. Would have made this much more enjoyable. >> [_] Anon 1342789 Jesus that whisper I've listened to this a million times and I get tingly every single time. >> [_] Anon 1342802 Manuel and Luigi are obviously gay for each other. >> [_] Anon 1342823 CETERA >> [_] Anon 1342848 Oh god think of the porn! THINK OF THE PORN WE COULD MAKE! >> [_] Anon 1342852 >># You got that vibe too? >> [_] Anon 1342866 scared me when he put on the bag over my head.... >> [_] Anon 1342871 There is one like this that is of a guy walking around you shaking a box of matches and lighting one every so often that creeps me out. >> [_] Anon 1342877 wow my head is small >> [_] Anon 1342878 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVRJBloHQ 1A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwU09QNAu B4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUTJCatI AE http://www.binauralairwaves.com/ >> [_] Anon 1342879 Shit the only way I would've gotten more goosebumps on the left side of my neck is if there was some breath with that whisper. Jesus. >> [_] Anon 1342889 This is the coolest fucking thing I have ever experienced on teh intarnetz
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] this is some cool shit Anon 1318407 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1318409 O_O >> [_] Anon 1318415 this is what schizophrenia is like... >> [_] Anon 1318417 GOOD FUCKING GOD When he put the plastic bag over my head i HAD to open my eyes this was fucking COOL >> [_] Anon 1318418 guaranteedreplies.jpg >> [_] Anon 1318419 older than the internets >> [_] Anon 1318422 does anyone know how I can save this? >> [_] Anon 1318428 2-CHANNEL STEREO AUDIO!!! THE FUTURE!!!!!!!! >> [_] Anon 1318438 >># GET OUT >> [_] Anon 1318441 >># Alt+F4. If that doesn't work, try http://www.hai2u.com/ It has a .swf saving feature. >> [_] Anon 1318442 crazy >> [_] Anon 1318443 where find moar >> [_] Anon 1318456 fucking retarded u faggot. >> [_] Anon 1318501 when weegee whispered in my ear... I felt a chill up my spine. >> [_] Anon 1318514 >># SIH-TERR-AHHHH >> [_] Anon 1318517 Oh lawd, that is some nice surround sound audio. I should save this and play this when I'm at an actual barber shop. >> [_] Anon 1318518 >># Fuck. You. >> [_] Anon 1318523 MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO CHOKE ME WITH A BAG! >> [_] Anon 1318530 Man, I thought you meant barbershop, as in 4 guys in red and white striped clothes singing. I am disappoint. >> [_] Anon 1318534 Are there more like this? >> [_] Anon 1318535 holy fuck its so real >> [_] Anon 1318537 MOOOAAAR >> [_] Anon 1318609 >># to save .sfw using firefox tools > page info > media tab find the .swf you want and click save as >> [_] Anon 1318644 Thougfht he was gonna cut off my fucking ear O_o... soemone post more like this.. its so awesome >> [_] Anon 1318649 Rightclick [Virtual Barbershop.swf], save. >> [_] Anon 1318658 old >> [_] Anon 1318668 >># When done right as a 1st person POV, yeah it is.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] use headphones or it wont work The_Caretacker !7N43R/UjA. 1303740 enjoy your hair cut :D Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1303758 Are there anymore like this? >> [_] Anon 1303799 Fuck this is awkward >> [_] Anon 1303803 It gave me chills. >> [_] Anon 1303827 I nearly shit myself when he whispered in my ear. >> [_] Anon 1303949 >># I second this notion. >> [_] Anon 1303952 I'm going to put this bag over your head, because that's what I do before I rape your mind with my scissors. >> [_] Anon 1303954 really expected hood or something
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] headfones & eardrums required orange_haired_anon 1293756 Now isn't this interesting. :o Where's all the nifty shit like this on /f/ lately? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1293770 best virtual haircut in my life. >> [_] synonymous annonymous !MIATAd3a66 1293772 Whenever I listen to this I always think I forgot to plug my headphones in. >> [_] orange_haired_anon 1293773 >># But you couldn't've forgotten. I even reminded you via the subject of the flash submission. So you did listen to it with the headphones, so how could you think you forgot to wear headphones? >> [_] Anon 1293799 God I love this The part where he whispers in your ear is so good >> [_] Anon 1293812 I FEEL IT TICKLING MY BRAIN :D >> [_] Blue !HiK0cWT81w 1293830 He only cut the hair on the back of my head. I have a virtual reverse-mullet now... >> [_] Anon 1293838 This is amazing. I *feel* the scissors next to my ear just like when I get a real haircut. >> [_] Anon 1293842 Time to go lurk for more like this >> [_] Anon 1293869 Try searching for "holographic sound" >> [_] Anon 1293871 Fuck, this is awesome except for the part my headphones were on backwards. And oh god, this is the worst hairstyle ever. >> [_] Anon 1293872 HOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK >> [_] Anon 1293906 I must be doing it wrong, the sound always feels like its originating front and center to me. With headphones. >> [_] Anon 1293910 they need this in the barbershop in WoW. >> [_] Anon 1293914 No matter how many times I hear this, I always shit bricks when he whispers in my ear. e__e >> [_] Anon 1293920 They really need to perfect this in games. >> [_] Anon 1293970 I used to love this until I went deaf >> [_] Echo419 Aka E !QKdveLszvI 1293998 "i am menoir just" then it stops >> [_] Echo419 Aka E !QKdveLszvI 1294001 dont get so close to my ears with the scissors ;_; >> [_] Anon 1294015 >"i am menoir just" cuts off for me there too, what the shit >> [_] Anon 1294025 This would work in games, but not WoW, you see there is no LOD on anything in the game, thus the sound would not match the game at all, you would need LOD and a first person perspective, this would work if they implemented LOD and more detail in the barbershops WoW has, but its easier said than done. >> [_] Anon 1294035 >># >># Press the play button again >> [_] Anon 1294044 can i say this MOARR!!!!! >> [_] Anon 1294051 open 10 times, space out timing a little shit bricks
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1283316 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1283333 MOAR LIKE THIS inb4:isabella valentine >> [_] Anon 1283370 Scary realistic. Was worried about getting cut for a moment. >> [_] Anon 1283516 the plastic bag is crazy >> [_] Anon 1283518 yeah more this is awesome >> [_] Anon 1283519 lame hair was not cut f--- will not play again >> [_] Anon 1283522 this is the kind of directional acoustics that ALL games should have (yet dont utilize). >> [_] Anon 1283543 WEEGEE? OH WEEGEE!!!! HES GONNA COME CUT YOUR NUTHAIR.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] must use headphones! Anon 1273540 anyone know where i can get this in an mp3? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1273595 nvm i found it http://www.noob.us/entertainment/amazing -digital-surround-sound-virtual-barbersho p/ >> [_] Anon 1273612 This is sorta cool >> [_] Anon 1273617 >># Sorta? God i love this, if it would be used in movies or video games.... >> [_] Anon 1273657 >># Agreed. >> [_] Anon 1273673 Where could more things like this can be found? >> [_] Anon 1273687 >># it is used in videogames go get a better sound card and a good pair of headphones >> [_] Anon 1273700 my anus shook in fear then, and it still shakes today >> [_] Anon 1273706 satera
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] CETERA Anon 1265989 Pretty awesome, imo. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1266007 holy fuck it gave me shivers at the end. Also, to anyone about to use it, if it freezes on you at about ~10-15 secs in, just move the seek bar a little forward. >> [_] Anon 1266030 kind of giving me chills >> [_] Anon 1266078 FUCKING LUIGI IN MY HEAD >> [_] Anon 1266081 >># that's an odd fetish >> [_] Anon 1266118 GET OUT OF MY MIND LUIGI >> [_] Anon 1266144 holy moley I actually thought he was walking around in my room ;__; >> [_] Anon 1266157 Someone needs to make porn with this. "Seduction of a blind man" or something. >> [_] Anon 1266164 holy shitting dick nipples, this is highly unsettling >> [_] Anon 1266168 very good >> [_] Anon 1266172 SETERRA! >> [_] Anon 1266205 I got baked to all hell before listening to this. Needless to say, I literally *was* at that barbershop when I had my eyes closed. Felt every goddamn bit of it and it was all awesome. Kudos to whoever posted this. >> [_] Japanese Bird Cooking Spaghetti !.kY34XtGRg 1266207 HOLY SHIT WHAT!? >> [_] Anon 1266217 This is pretty sweet. >> [_] Anon 1266235 he reap my ear >> [_] Anon 1266245 holy fuck
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [L] /f/ is awesome today wtf happened? Anon 1258079 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1258086 Holy shit! First time I bothered with this. Amazing >> [_] Bitteranon !!kNdhpFW20Wi 1258093 cool op >> [_] Anon 1258102 MY BRAIN >> [_] Carebear !tUGXKxWSpc 1258118 wow that'scool >> [_] Anon 1258132 I had my eyes closed, and when he whispered i almost fucking lost it. >> [_] Anon 1258142 GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES! >> [_] Anon 1258173 Dude... The scissors and clippers. >.< >> [_] Anon 1258174 MY FUCKING EARS >> [_] 40Durr !5ZpBb.MgBw 1258195 >># This. I actually got the feeling/chill that you get when people are actually cutting and shaving your head. Fucking great technology I must say. >> [_] Anon 1258199 eyes closed is fucking AMAZING, the plastic bag was nuts, the whisper gave me shivers, thanks op >> [_] Anon 1258279 i would like more of this please... >> [_] Anon 1258281 GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! >> [_] Anon 1258305 holy shit >> [_] Anon 1258313 holy shit more! >> [_] Windows7User !!MZm0/KGXtUY 1258315 Holy shit the fucking electric razor on the back of my head.... >> [_] Anon 1258325 I read replies while listening I wondered what people meant by the whisper Then I about jumped out of my chair, fuck >> [_] Anon 1258350 The bag made me cringe badly >> [_] Anon 1258365 AHHH HOLY FUCK THE RAZOR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] (headphones required) Anon 1244779 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1244790 Huh, wow. FYI you do need earphones. >> [_] Anon 1244800 if movies were somehow like this i would go see a lot more >> [_] Anon 1244804 Left and right are backwards, but yes, very good. >> [_] Anon 1244806 I had a weird feeling they were going to kill me. Or something horrible would happen, at least. >> [_] Anon 1244807 WEEEGEEEEEE >> [_] Anon 1244826 >># when he put the bag on my head i tensed up >> [_] Anon 1244827 Ye gods. If you've got a good pair of over-ear headphones, this is uncanny. >> [_] Anon 1244829 >># It's not for me. >> [_] Anon 1244840 dat ending >.< >> [_] Anon 1244846 Oh god, I shat a building when he whispered into my ear. Holy fuck. >> [_] Anon 1244849 What the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK >> [_] Anon 1244888 >># Flip your earphones dipshit >> [_] Anon 1244909 those scissors got me fucking nervous man. >> [_] Anon 1244912 >># yeah, why aren't more movies like this? Is it like this in an imax theater? even close? >> [_] Anon 1244951 holy balls where can i find more by this guy?? >> [_] Anon 1244964 ever time he whispers, I swear I can feel the breath blowing on my ears... freakish >> [_] Anon 1244967 and this algorithm is called....cetera brix shat >> [_] Anon 1244974 This was great! Need more stuff like this.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] MIND = BLOWN Anon 1230073 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1230074 wow, it sounds so real... >> [_] Anon 1230076 wow... i thought someone came in the door when it started >> [_] Anon 1230077 lol i wanted to punch around me when he came with the scissor >> [_] Anon 1230078 hahaha in the end when he whispers u in the ear i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH i really screamed >> [_] Anon 1230089 This is so awesome. I was literally scared when he ---spoiler--- Put the bag over my head. >> [_] Anon 1230100 considering how old this is its amazing that i havent heard anything like it to this day >> [_] Anon 1230103 FUCKING SCISSORS. SHIT. >> [_] Anon 1230104 OMG Fucking amazing!! >> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1230116 when he put the bag on my head i got all tense, and I did want to fuckin punch him in the face when he whispered >> [_] Anon 1230125 how do i save this? >> [_] Anon 1230130 what is this called? >> [_] Anon 1230134 >># Rightclick Virtual Barbershop.Swf and save the link as... You'll get the picture. >> [_] Mohey Pori !m0hEY/p0RI 1230135 I had to give this a normal listen cause you guys made it sound like it was a horror-slasher audiofuck ;w; >> [_] Anon 1230154 Called a Binaural recording, theres not many out there as good as this one though >> [_] Anon 1230182 Shit man, I can't listen to this. I have enough problems getting it cut for real. >> [_] Anon 1230211 >># >You'll get the picture. dont be too sure >> [_] Anon 1230255 wheres more stuff like this? >> [_] Anon 1230281 More stuff like this!!!! Please!!! >> [_] Anon 1230311 LUIGIIIIEEEE >> [_] Anon 1230327 That guitar was also a nice touch.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] OH GOD WHAT Anon 1220364 WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS? >> [_] Anon 1220368 Holy shit, that blew my mind. >> [_] Anon 1220374 Door opened I FUCKING JUMPED AND TURNED AROUND >> [_] Anon 1220383 Oh my god, this is fucking great. >> [_] Anon 1220385 virtual stupid >> [_] Not that Guy 1220393 This is motherfucking awesome. Holy fucking fuck, where did you get this from? >> [_] Anon 1220426 creepy whisper is creepy >> [_] Anon 1220430 bears an uncanny resemblance to a penis >> [_] Anon 1220444 lol this is old but creepy XD >> [_] Anon 1220448 I accidentaly put headphones on wrong sides and though this thing was retarded o-o >> [_] Anon 1220534 I remember this. I wish they could figure out how to do this in real time in games instead of trying to make the rendering more real than real life. >> [_] Anon 1220544 dude that was pretty fuckin sweet >> [_] Anon 1220570 Anyone got mp3 of this? >> [_] Anon 1220587 when he snapped his fingers i looked that way :( >> [_] Anon 1220590 it's just sound travelling from one headphone/speaker to another and changing hight in the same way. nothing new here. Clearly you have been listening to your music in mono settings. >> [_] Anon 1220602 This is really nice. >> [_] Anon 1220608 ANY MORE LIKE THIS? >> [_] Anon 1220612 GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!! THE VOICES ARE EVERYWHERE >> [_] Anon 1220625 Anyone else check their head to if their hair was still there? >> [_] Fractured !!b7L0XxETrok 1220630 are there anymore like this? this was pretty badass >> [_] Anon 1220647 I was sitting there afraid that he would take out the shaving knife >> [_] Anon 1220653 >># GTFO nigger I want to hate you to death. Stereo sound is a method of reproduction while this showcases a method of recording. Instead of an unidirectional microphone, here the method of recording is holophonic i.e. they've used an anatomical model of the head with mics inside the ears to record the sound, then processed it to produce this lever of verisimiltude. >> [_] Anon 1220655 >># here, oh god I think I broke my English.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Get this Jaggers bullshit off now. Boredom !/pNVDpmitw 1190085 >> [_] Anon 1190164 any1 have more of these? >> [_] Anon 1190180 FUCKING AWESOME >> [_] Anon 1190184 Moar where can we get more?
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1158760 >> [_] Anon 1158762 oh man I love my high quality headphones >> [_] Anon 1158779 OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOD I LUV IT >> [_] Anon 1158783 weegee is the barber? >> [_] Anon 1158805 Bad mojo man. Don't listen to it. >> [_] Anon 1158836 this was awesome >> [_] Anon 1158847 i just got a haircut and it didnt cost me a cent >> [_] Anon 1158857 they should do this.. but virtual murder. I wanna hear myself be killed D: >> [_] Anon 1158858 oh god the whispering into the ear spooked me out >> [_] Anon 1158864 THERE IS A BAG ON MY HEAD AND IT LAGGED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK >> [_] Anon 1158876 Oh God this was awesome. Best if you close your eyes and have a good set of headphones. >> [_] Anon 1158880 Fuck yeah, AD700 soundstage! I need a *real* haircut, though ... >> [_] Anon 1158892 haha nice i had this on my ipod a while ago. got much entertainment out of seeing my family and friends' faces at the bag part >> [_] Anon 1158897 >># Oh god its too late, I listened to it. >> [_] GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q 1158901 THERE'S A BAG OVER MY HEAD I CAN'T HEAAAAAAARRRR >> [_] Anon 1158907 This fucking barber only cut around my ears and the back of my head, I'm fucking pissed. >> [_] Anon 1158908 >># ಥ_ಥ >> [_] Anon 1158959 wow >> [_] Anon 1158960 Have to admit, was expecting a screamer >> [_] Anon 1158965 that was really good, need more like this
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [L] Anon 1120675 bricks will be shat Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1120681 I always thought this was cool. Has anything else like this ever been made? >> [_] Anon 1120682 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE NEED TO MAKE MORE OF THAT SHIT. THAT WAS AWESOME. >> [_] Anon 1120688 It was a demo for binaural sound, shit was made in the late 90's I think. Surprising it's that old and yet nothing or very little else has been made. >> [_] Anon 1120691 Haven't listen to them yet, but apparently these guys made the first one. http://www.qsound.com/demos/3d-audio.htm >> [_] Anon 1120695 >># >># >># Aur3al 3D Sound, same shit is in most of your First person Shooters. >> [_] Anon 1120699 >># I know, I remember is from Metroid Prime, but I also thought it was awesome in that. >> [_] Anon 1120701 freakin' amazing! >> [_] Anon 1120703 Pretty cool >> [_] Anon 1120708 this place has got some similar stuff. http://onemansblog.com/2007/05/13/get-yo ur-virtual-haircut-and-other-auditory-ill usions/ >> [_] Anon 1120730 God damn, that was brilliant. >> [_] Anon 1120806 I fully expected them to kill me, especially when they stuck the bag over my head. >> [_] Anon 1120945 WEEGEE!! >> [_] Anon 1120947 Fuck. I'm deaf in my left ear, so I can't triangulate where sounds are coming from. I keep both of my speakers on the right side of my monitor. Even though I get by pretty well in normal life, this flash makes me feel handicapped. >> [_] Anon 1120949 >># That's probably because you ARE handicapped. >> [_] Anon 1120950 FUCK! HE SNIPPED MY EAR! >> [_] Anon 1120953 i just buzzed my head yesterday so i could feel the electric razor >> [_] Anon 1120955 zOMG BEST FLASH IN /f/ TODAY FIVE STARS >> [_] Anon 1120957 >># I can do you one better: I just *had* a haircut about two hours. So I've got that haircut feeling even before the flash started. Creeeeeepy.
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] /r/ smiling bob Anon 1113141 In return, That haircut that u rele need... >> [_] Anon 1113234 HOLY FUCK! This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard! >> [_] Anon 1113313 HOLY FUCK! This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard! everything should be recorded this way >> [_] Anon 1113353 OH DEAR GOD WHAT >> [_] Anon 1113365 Manuel Mario and Luigi Mario.
File[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] | Anon 1100509 http://forum.uncoverreality.com/audio-vi deo/52789-murderers-brutally-kill-man-cam era-beware-sickest- thing-you-will-ever-see.html GO In return, free haircut >> [_] Anon 1100515 Oh shit. Snuff links, in MY /f/? >> [_] Anon 1100518 Somebody go post this on /b/ if they haven't already. They'll have a good time finding those fuckers. >> [_] Anon 1100549 What the fuck, I opened this flash in another tab not knowing what it was. I thought someone was knocking on my door at 3 in the morning. >> [_] Anon 1100689 Wow. I get enough chills on my back from actual barbershops.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] shit brix Anon 1051407 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] plong !BEb8QuTuVM 1051413 i dont even know >> [_] Anon 1051420 That was really cool; even if it's been here for a long time I've never actually popped in and listened to this. :] >> [_] Anon 1051424 shit is weird >> [_] Anon 1051437 It's surprising that there aren't more binaural recordings out there; the technology is dirt simple to make. >> [_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 1051452 >># Pink Floyd used it a lot. OP, there is no brick shitting to be had here. You learn of this skill if you play some FPSs like counter strike or call of duty or something. >> [_] Anon 1051467 >># there's a difference between changing the loudness in the L/R speakers of the headphones and changing the time when the sound arrives into the L/R speakers of the headphones as well. The latter will give a much better effect, and is not used in video games to my knowledge, especially when all the audio is played on the fly. >> [_] Anon 1051534 anyone know where i can get another one of these, that is sick... >> [_] Anon 1051538 I shit a fucking LIBRARY. >> [_] Anon 1051575 >># Now dat is an interesting info. *breaks out the old albums* >> [_] Anon 1051590 Thats interesting.
File[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1023618 i am looking for other flashes or audio files like this one Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1023738 that was actually pretty cool. >> [_] Anon 1023740 Emperordamnit That scared the hell out of me It took a bit to load and I started to read something else so suddenly it sounded like my window was opening. >> [_] Anon 1023825 Gotta admit I had my finger on the mute button the entire time for fear of a sceamer. That was pretty awesome, though.
File : [Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [L] Anon 1019060 Close your eyes, use headphones and prepare for a mindfuck >> [_] Anon 1019063 That was actually pretty damn cool, brah. >> [_] Anon 1019068 reposts brah >> [_] Anon 1019082 Here I was, hoping for rick roll or where the hood at :< Oh well >> [_] Anon 1019102 Was an awesome experience >> [_] Anon 1019125 mIND=BLOWN >> [_] Anon 1019126 Do it in a dark room. No interruptions or distractions. Use headphones, sit back and enjoy the ride. >> [_] Anon 1019128 Can I request more of these? Or give me a link where i can download some more? >> [_] Anon 1019132 It stops right after he says he is manuel :( /r/ more, or how to make it load the rest. >> [_] Anon 1019136 http://onemansblog.com/2007/05/13/get-yo ur-virtual-haircut-and-other-auditory-ill usions/ >> [_] Anon 1019162 he scared the fuck out of me when he whispered in my ear >> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 1019166 The scissors creeped the fuck out of me. >> [_] Anon 1019178 >># Hi there! You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making! Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture! >> [_] Anon 1019179 >># click the fast forward button once, and press play. >> [_] blackvar !ULX6PUFYJk 1019188 >># You're a douche >> [_] Anon 1019211 >># Hi there! You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making! Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture! >> [_] Anon 1019219 kept waiting for it to scream. >> [_] Anon 1019264 >># I lol'd. >> [_] Anon 1019271 >># >># Disregard that, I was under the mistaken impression that my anonymous opinion on this website mattered more than anyone else's. But don't worry! I am being informed of the subtle nuances of identifying oneself while staying anonymous while being brutally sodomized. Have a nice day. Oh and have a free bump to compensate for my earlier rudeness.
File : [Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] /r/ Gay Glue Threesome Anon 1009173 Does anyone have the hilarious flash with the three gay men who use glue instead of lube? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1009222 Holy fuck, Weegee whispered in my ear, like in surround sound >> [_] Anon 1009225 I tried to upload your /r/, but it gave me that goddamn "Error: Duplicate file entry detected." bullshit. Every motherfucking time I try to upload something on /f/, it says that same shit. Every time. >> [_] Anon 1009227 It's called WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOO.swf or sommin >> [_] Anon 1009228 I once had some site surprise play one of these for me when I was wearing headphones. For a second I thought I had gone insane. shit was awesome and also we need a hood version of these >> [_] Anon 1009229 Anyone else know of some other things like this? >> [_] Anon 1009231 >># there's a specific name for these things, like auditory something or other except probably not. if you figure it out you can google some more >> [_] Ren 1009232 http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=4487 4&n=What+do+we+dooooo~~~.swf&w=304&h=128 >> [_] Anon 1009247 >># thank you >> [_] Anon 1009254 I broke out in tears when weegee whispered into my ear. I've never felt more violated in my life. >> [_] Anon 1009309 >># Binaural, or holophonics >> [_] Anon 1009349 This is pure win. >> [_] Anon 1009381 it gets to "I am Manuel, just, just" and then stops playing what's wrong? >> [_] Anon 1009384 Wow thats amazing, if you close your eyes you can imagine where they are. Freaky but kinda cool at the same time >># Just press start again >> [_] Anon 1009389 5 stars, this is the best thing ive seen on /f/ all year. best viewed with a light on and eyes cloased with earphones ofc >> [_] Anon 1009519 Fucking screamer at the end ruined it.
File :[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 1004479 Use headphones. Shit brix. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1004486 nice fail upload, faggot >> [_] Anon 1004498 Holy shit! brix were shat when he whispered! >> [_] Anon 1004523 Interesting, but way to gimicky. >> [_] Anon 1004526 This is cool but Ive seen stuff like this b4. >> [_] cantsleep 1004550 want more >> [_] Anon 1004566 how about, you just go to a real barber shop?. >> [_] Anon 1004568 >># you just got pwned by >># lolz but i kinda want more stuff like that just not barber shop or some guy in my ear... maybe a moaning chick >> [_] Anon 1004571 What the shit? Startled me when it sounded like someone was at my door >> [_] Anon 1004639 Brix were shat, product delivers what was adverticed. (what does he whisper in your ear? kinda hard to hear actually) >> [_] Anon 1004653 use shitbrix, headphones >> [_] Anon 1004672 >># brixhead, shitphones. >> [_] Anon 1004677 This is by far one of the coolest things I have ever listned to. Is there anything else like it? >> [_] Anon 1004679 >># Cetera. It's some algorithm for creating realistic 3D sound. >> [_] =[_] 1004682 uaaaaaaagh the clippers =[ ] yeah I shat a brick When it first came on I thought I was hearing shit from my window >> [_] Anon 1004686 brix. all over. >> [_] Anon 1004690 >># Same here, exept I thought they were knocking on my desktop. >> [_] Anon 1004702 my headphones don't work goddamnit
File :[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Need a haricut? Anon 997940 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 997951 HOLY SHIT! That was amazing! i played it first without headphones, just to be sure i wasn't gonna get jewed... then with the headphones. i was freakin' out! awesome! >> [_] Anon 997969 are there any programs that allow rendering with this algorithim? its called the Cetera Algorithim, its been made by starkey labs or some shit, to be put in fucking hearing aids or something. been lurking for an hour or so, cant find anything related to USING the algorithim, just that damn sound file and a few other sound files by the company. that was a audio orgasm. I must use it to render pornography sounds. it will revolutionize audio as we know it. theaters will give in and provide headphones. surround sound will be a thing of the past, headphones will become expensive, for better quality, that is. at the very least i need to know the code for the algorithm, or any programs that use it. thanks. >> [_] Anon 997973 totally sweet. I am intrigued by the possibility of porn. >> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 997982 >># ahahaha theaters with headphones what a faggot. >> [_] Anon 997984 997969 here, Realize i am on many wonderous drugs as I listen to this, and I am a programmer. I must have this algorithm, or the means to reproduce its effects. also, gb2 gaia, mr. "king of /b/" >> [_] Anon 997986 I totally cringed when he put the bag on my head. anyone else? >> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 997987 >># i work at skysound and used to work at dolby labs. and that algorithm is only good for shit like OPs vid. >> [_] Anon 997992 oh god this is too much im freaking the fuck out on the razor. dont listen to his high >> [_] Anon 997995 The only problem with this is when my head moves the sound doesnt. Now if someone put a wiimote on my head and factored that in. HOLY Shit that would be intense >> [_] Anon 997997 sound only comes through one of my headphones speakers. fuck. >> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 998000 http://motherless.com/458D626 >> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 998004 >># guess you're all too busy fapping king owns >> [_] Anon 998055 god the end where he whispers is so fucking fuck fuck >> [_] Anon 998061 WE NEED PORN VERSIONS OF THIS >> [_] Anon 998075 Imagine a horror game that used this kind of sounds >> [_] Anon 998076 >># It would be mind blowing. If the old FMV games of the 90s used this then they'd have been incredible. >> [_] Anon 998088 Pretty cool, it kept stalling on me near the start though, I had to advance the slider a bit and press play again. >> [_] Anon 998123 I was hoping for a barbershop quartet. ;__; >> [_] Anon 998128 >># Protip: The "algorithm" mentioned consists of stuffing two microphones into the ears on a mannequin head. >> [_] Anon 998130 >># I lol'd. TECHNOLOGY at its best. >> [_] Anon 998137 >># 404 >> [_] Anon 998141 i almost feared he'll cut my ear :D >> [_] Anon 998143 >># Fantastic. While these other faggots are going on about cutting edge algorithms and other technobabble bullshit, someone just uses some common sense and stuffs some microphones in and gets on with it. >> [_] Anon 998144 >># Yeah, it's actually pretty easy to do yourself: get a polystyrene head (used as wig stands etc), cut it down the middle e.g. with a hot wire, drill through to the ears, fit a couple of small condenser mics and glue it back together. Record as left and right channel simultaneously, or stitch them together afterwards. There was an example on hackaday.com but I can't find it. >> [_] Anon 998145 >># looks like this faggot doesn't know what he is talking about. lol! >> [_] Anon 998233 The parts with the clippers and the electric razor was freaking me out. Aweseome. >> [_] Anon 998240 Isabella Valentine: Jackpot - No Hands MP3. http://rs.4chan.org/?s=jackpot >> [_] Anon 998241 turn off all other sounds in room than close ur eyes while u listen >> [_] Anon 998299 997969 here >># yeah thats the way you RECORD it, fgt. listen to the video. this audio clip was digitally RENDERED using this mathematical algorithim. look it up on starkeys website. >> [_] Anon 998301 the file won't fully download ): got any mirror? >> [_] Anon 998309 >># I had the same problem, try moving the slider along a bit and pressing play again, then it should carry on >> [_] Anon 998311 http://forum.queen.pl/viewtopic.php?t=46 38 moar >> [_] Anon 998313 >># faggot in denial >> [_] Anon 998316 >># haha, thanks man, the matches audio was fun.
File :[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] /r/ing Rape Bus Anon 962209 In return, Virtual Barbershop. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 962217 ITS BROKENN!! >> [_] Anon 962221 nevermind its not broken, its just fucking awesome o.o >> [_] DaiGurreN !J8VgoS6GEw 962271 OH MY GOD >> [_] Anon 962283 MY EAR YOU SHAVED OFF MY EAR!! >> [_] Anon 962341 Fucking awesome! >> [_] Anon 962346 I'm getting the chills when he uses the scissors and the electro-something. >> [_] Anon 962350 oh man i love virtual barbershop it's so badass >> [_] Anon 962351 I came when he whispered in my ear. >> [_] Anon 962367 Anyone have an mp3 of it? >> [_] Anon 962411 Fucking awesome mp3.
File :[Virtual_Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] For quality headphones only. Anon 943744 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 943750 It's too real! It's too REAL!!!!!! >> [_] Anon 943751 THAT FUCKING WHISPER, I HAD TO OPEN MY EYES AND CHECK IF THERE WAS AN ITALIAN MAN TO MY LEFT >> [_] Anon 943764 Holy SHIT >> [_] Anon 943773 AHHHHHHHHHHH. >> [_] anonymous Anon 943783 spooky >> [_] Anon 943787 i had to check to make sure my hair was still there >> [_] Anon 943814 Hey guys! check out my new haircut! you are looking pretty good yourselfs >> [_] Anon 943815 I closed it when that nigger put a bag over my head... >> [_] Anon 943818 omgggggg jesus christ >> [_] Anon 943820 >># HGGGGGGK CAN'T BREATH also, SSSSEPTERRAAH >> [_] Anon 943826 the second i heard the plastic bag i thought he was going to kill me shit any more of these? >> [_] Anon 943829 dear god that was horrifying >> [_] Jojo Bizarro 943833 Fuck! That almost tickled when he brought the clippers near me … I mean … the microphone. >> [_] Anon 943839 SSSEPTER-WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT >> [_] Anon 943865 That was awesome. Although i couldn't stop flinching when he had the clippers at my right ear. >> [_] Anon 943873 Sadly, whenever I plug any headphones into my computer, it only has sound in the right earphone. So I didn't get the full effect. >> [_] Anon 943876 >># the best parts are left sided >> [_] Anon 943879 >># Goddammit D: >> [_] Anon 943888 Holy fucking shit man, that was intense. >> [_] Anon 943906 No hoods or screamers, I was pleasantly surprised. Cool shit >> [_] Anon 943913 That buzzing noise had always opened a sensitive spot on the lower-right of my back. >> [_] Anon 943921 SHIT I CAN'T BREATHE HE DIDN'T TAKE THE BAG OFF THIS TIME SHIT SHIT SHI-- >> [_] Anon 943935 SEPTERAAAHHHH >> [_] Anon 943943 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># samefag >> [_] Anon 943953 >># >BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWW! >> [_] Anon 944091 Wtf, I can't get it to load. ;_;
File :[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 933955 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 933980 /r/ more of this, that was freaky and cool at the same time >> [_] Anon 933985 At first I was like [Talking].... :/ .... Then I was IOASIFSDFHNDIOKFODFIKN X@ [Scissors] >> [_] Anon 933989 That lazy bastard manuel Thinks he owns the place >> [_] Anon 933998 awesome, when the sound started i freaked out, didn't expect it >> [_] Anon 934012 >># He plays the guitar >> [_] Anon 934031 JESUS FUCK GUY TRIED TO SUFFOCATE ME WITH A BAG >> [_] Anon 934110 fuckin weird i know. still wanting more of this though >> [_] Anon 934120 >># The people who did this have a website (don't know the address) with more stuff. None of it's as good as this one is. >> [_] Anon 934122 >># Hey, all of the fancy barbershops do that! >> [_] Anon 934148 god this is so cool >> [_] Anon 934171 its fucking cookie monster >> [_] Anon 934181 I feel violated.... >> [_] Anon 934191 fuck i was shuddering while looking around we need more stuff like this >> [_] Anon 934209 yea its fuckin weird i love this. someone find moar like dis >> [_] Anon 934210 Just so you people know, it works best with your eyes closed. >> [_] Anon 934217 You know what we REALLY need? Stuff like this in games. >> [_] Anon 934227 I was doing it with my eyes closed, and when he whispered in my ear, my spine shuddered. >> [_] Anon 934229 They have something like this in the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park. You walk into a prison, put on the headphones, and hear people getting executed around you. >> [_] Anon 934232 so awesome >> [_] Anon 934242 >># Sounds jolly. >> [_] Anon 934254 >># Sounds like a ripping good time to me. Also, this fucking program is the shit. SAVED. >> [_] Anon 934285 i think luigi and manual are gay for each other. >> [_] Anon 934299 shit's old, heard it done it >> [_] Anon 934311 Fantastic, I remember one where there was this woman who was giving you a back rub and whispering shit in your ear and near the end her husband comes in and they are outside arguging and he shoots her. forget what it was called >> [_] Anon 934317 >># halo 3?
File :[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Close your eyes Anon 908221 and listen to this! Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 908223 You mean this isn't even a sweeny todd game? >> [_] Anon 908233 Mindfuck, I thought someone was unlocking my door... >> [_] Anon 908280 holy shit that whisper made me shit my pants >> [_] Anon 908284 Wow. Are there more like this? >> [_] Anon 908286 I still love this. Heard it a long while back. This needs to be applied to media today... songs/audiobooks/etc >> [_] Anon 908292 they had this at disneyland when i was little, >> [_] Anon 908297 It cuts off right after he introduces himself, and no matter how long I wait, it doesn't load. >> [_] Anon 908298 >># Just press the play button again. >> [_] Anon 908299 >># Yeah, I just tried that after I posted. It worked, thanks. >> [_] Anon 908304 anyone know of anything else like this? >> [_] Anon 908311 I thought for a second that I didn't had the headphones at all >> [_] Anon 908312 thats epic, is there any other of that kind? >> [_] Anon 908316 awesome stuff here >> [_] Anon 908317 Awesome. Need moar. >> [_] Anon 908320 http://www.noogenesis.com/binaural/binau ral.html >> [_] Anon 908323 http://www.qsound.com/demos/binaural-aud io.htm >> [_] Anon 908328 Ahh! Fuck man! After you get used to it and your mind starts playing tricks on you it really starts to freak you out. *shudder* I keep looking over my shoulder. I dare someone to listen to this while high. >> [_] Anon 908331 Jesus fuck...Those fucking scissors. >> [_] Anon 908342 wow when the door opened i was like WTF was that. I thought there were rats next to me or some shit. >> [_] Anon 908345 HOLY SHIT, MIND = BLOWN. >> [_] Anon 908356 HOLY CRAP, THAT IS SO AWESOME I SHAT BRIX >> [_] Anon 908370 man, fuck that bag over your head. binaural murder victim simulator >> [_] Anon 908385 it's like i'm there and i shit all over myself because i thought i was there >> [_] Anon 908388 >># That happened to me once, except turned out I was actually at the barber. >> [_] Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg 908418 :O >> [_] Anon 908426 Good god i couldnt stop giggling. FIERCE HAPPINESS >> [_] Anon 908447 WAHHHH MY EARS GOT RAPED >> [_] Anon 908448 i like it >> [_] Anon 908466 Pretty cool, but meh... that classic one with the matchsticks lighting is the shit. CET-ER-AH... sexy. >> [_] Anon 908479 My lord that was awesome, I thought it was gonna turn into some sort of murder thing when he put the bag over my head. Any more things like this out there? >> [_] Anon 908484 fucking scissors made me fucking flinch :S >> [_] Anon 908505 They should have one horror based but they dont tell you whats going on. Say your running from someone dying and near the end the guy grabs you and pushes you onto shit. Your body would feel it >> [_] Anon 908507 >># >># Agreed.
File :[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB) [_] [?] Anon 891199 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] JP Onry Prz !!R63ctdTP/g/ 891214 Seriously, HOLY SHIT. That its pretty awesome. >> [_] Anon 891217 epic >> [_] Anon 891224 bricks were shat >> [_] Anon 891227 anyone else feel like they were getting tickled when he does the scissors and shaver thing? >> [_] Anon 891228 >># Yes. Close your eyes when you listen to it. I almost expected Manuel to be sitting in the corner of my room playing guitar by the end. >> [_] Anon 891235 I almost couldn't breathe when he did the plastic bag over the head thing it freaked me out. >> [_] Anon 891237 M-M-M-MINDFUCK >> [_] Anon 891249 I love this so much ive seen it around alot but i never took the time to listen to it. >> [_] Anon 891271 Oh god, when he whispered in my ear I could fucking FEEL him there! The brain truly is a marvel. >> [_] Anon 891273 >># That part made me feel like I was going to be raped. >> [_] Anon 891274 What the hell...how...but... >> [_] Anon 891279 omfg i could feel his breath as he wisperd into my ear. fuking brx where shat >> [_] Anon 891292 It keeps stopping like 15 seconds in...wtf >> [_] Anon 891293 >># just hit the play button again and shit brix >> [_] Anon 891295 Fucking MOAR >> [_] Anon 891296 Holy fuck! That scared the hell outta me when he whispers in your ear. >> [_] Anon 891302 FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU i felt that bag on my head like it was real >> [_] Anon 891305 They need to make porn like this. >> [_] Anon 891354 I just got a haircut ... holy shit >> [_] Anon 891358 I'm scared... >> [_] Anon 891359 Does anybody know of any more like this? >> [_] Anon 891360 I thought i was going to be suffocated by that bag. >> [_] Anon 891361 >># I had a total claustrophobia moment there, and I'm not even claustrophobic >> [_] Anon 891364 Reminds me of a video on NicoVideo. It used the same effects, but it was porn. >> [_] Anon 891366 >># link? >> [_] Anon 891367 >># I wish I'd remember ;_; >> [_] Anon 891378 Meh...my 5 grade teacher did something like this for my whole class when I was still little ages ago. Its a very good audio recording that shows people about brain power...but nothing new, if this is just teaching you about brain power go back to school. >> [_] Anon 891380 >># Shutup and enjoy it for what brix it makes people shit. >> [_] Anon 891383 http://digdagga.com/2009/01/ghost.html >> [_] Anon 891386 >># I did, but see other peoples general comments here and other places about it makes me ashamed and angry at my fellow man. >> [_] Anon 891389 >># The population of /f/ unfortunately couldn't take place in your 5th grade class. >> [_] Anon 891391 >># as I already said, here and other places... >> [_] Anon 891393 Fukken saved. >> [_] Anon 891398 >># >> [_] Anon 891401 >># What "other places"? We didn't all go to your fucking school >> [_] Anon 891408 no, you didn't get tickled. no, you didn't get trouble breathing. no, you didn't feel him. no, you didn't feel his breath. no, you didn't feel the bag. no, you didn't get a haircut. >> [_] Anon 891448 Waiting for hood... >> [_] Anon 891449 Bricks were shat. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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