File :[Virtual Barbershop.swf] - (6.34 MB)
[_] [?] Need a haricut? Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)04:29 No.997940
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)04:50 No.997951
HOLY SHIT! That was amazing! i played it first without headphones, just to be sure i wasn't gonna
get jewed... then with the headphones.
i was freakin' out! awesome!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)05:16 No.997969
are there any programs that allow rendering with this algorithim? its called the Cetera
Algorithim, its been made by starkey labs or some shit, to be put in fucking hearing aids or
something. been lurking for an hour or so, cant find anything related to USING the algorithim,
just that damn sound file and a few other sound files by the company. that was a audio orgasm. I
must use it to render pornography sounds. it will revolutionize audio as we know it. theaters
will give in and provide headphones.
surround sound will be a thing of the past, headphones will become expensive, for better quality,
that is. at the very least i need to know the code for the algorithm, or any programs that use
it. thanks.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)05:22 No.997973
totally sweet. I am intrigued by the possibility of porn.
>> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 06/06/09(Sat)05:41 No.997982
>>997969
ahahaha theaters with headphones
what a faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)05:50 No.997984
No.997969 here, Realize i am on many wonderous drugs as I listen to this, and I am a programmer.
I must have this algorithm, or the means to reproduce its effects.
also, gb2 gaia, mr. "king of /b/"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)05:55 No.997986
I totally cringed when he put the bag on my head. anyone else?
>> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 06/06/09(Sat)05:56 No.997987
>>997984
i work at skysound and used to work at dolby labs.
and that algorithm is only good for shit like OPs vid.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)05:59 No.997992
oh god this is too much im freaking the fuck out on the razor. dont listen to his high
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)06:04 No.997995
The only problem with this is when my head moves the sound doesnt.
Now if someone put a wiimote on my head and factored that in.
HOLY Shit that would be intense
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)06:06 No.997997
sound only comes through one of my headphones speakers. fuck.
>> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 06/06/09(Sat)06:13 No.998000
http://motherless.com/458D626
>> [_] Dennis Jensen - King of /b/ !fpXAASGpVs 06/06/09(Sat)06:24 No.998004
>>998000
guess you're all too busy fapping
king owns
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)08:29 No.998055
god the end where he whispers is so fucking fuck fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)08:38 No.998061
WE NEED PORN VERSIONS OF THIS
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)08:58 No.998075
Imagine a horror game that used this kind of sounds
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)08:59 No.998076
>>998075
It would be mind blowing. If the old FMV games of the 90s used this then they'd have been
incredible.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)09:17 No.998088
Pretty cool, it kept stalling on me near the start though, I had to advance the slider a bit and
press play again.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:00 No.998123
I was hoping for a barbershop quartet. ;___;
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:06 No.998128
>>997984
Protip: The "algorithm" mentioned consists of stuffing two microphones into the ears on a
mannequin head.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:08 No.998130
>>998128
I lol'd. TECHNOLOGY at its best.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:12 No.998137
>>998000
404
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:23 No.998141
i almost feared he'll cut my ear :D
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:25 No.998143
>>998128
Fantastic. While these other faggots are going on about cutting edge algorithms and other
technobabble bullshit, someone just uses some common sense and stuffs some microphones in and
gets on with it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:30 No.998144
>>998128
Yeah, it's actually pretty easy to do yourself: get a polystyrene head (used as wig stands etc),
cut it down the middle e.g. with a hot wire, drill through to the ears, fit a couple of small
condenser mics and glue it back together. Record as left and right channel simultaneously, or
stitch them together afterwards. There was an example on hackaday.com but I can't find it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)10:34 No.998145
>>997987
looks like this faggot doesn't know what he is talking about. lol!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)12:49 No.998233
The parts with the clippers and the electric razor was freaking me out. Aweseome.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)12:56 No.998240
Isabella Valentine: Jackpot - No Hands MP3.
http://rs.4chan.org/?s=jackpot
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)12:56 No.998241
turn off all other sounds in room than close ur eyes while u listen
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)14:17 No.998299
No.997969 here
>>998128
yeah thats the way you RECORD it, fgt. listen to the video.
this audio clip was digitally RENDERED using this mathematical algorithim. look it up on starkeys
website.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)14:24 No.998301
the file won't fully download ): got any mirror?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)14:31 No.998309
>>998301
I had the same problem, try moving the slider along a bit and pressing play again, then it should
carry on
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)14:35 No.998311
http://forum.queen.pl/viewtopic.php?t=4638
moar
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)14:36 No.998313
>>998299
faggot in denial
>> [_] Anonymous 06/06/09(Sat)14:38 No.998316
>>998311
haha, thanks man, the matches audio was fun.
