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[_] Anon 3482477 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3482483 funny because it's true
>> [_] Anon 3482486 Fake food is a better value.
>> [_] Anon 3482552 Top kek

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[_] Anon 3468262 AMERICA!!!!!!!! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3468350 FUCK YEAH!

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[_] Anon 3463234

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[_] Anon 3436040 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3436068 This got me curious so I looked it up, apparently it's a common urban legend about some senior lady popping their pet in the microwave to dry off https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-mi crowaved-pet/ There are, however, some rather sad and distressing articles of people deliberately microwaving animals, there's one I found while looking this urban legend up of a woman doing it to "punish" a 4 month old kitten who tried to go for her goldfish by putting it to microwave for 5 minutes and the cat unfortunately died only 90 mins after. Then there's that twitter post I remember from a few years back where some chick put the pet turtle in the microwave, so while the scenario as presented in the video is false, that doesn't stop shitty people from doing shitty things I guess
>> [_] Anon 3436083 >># it's more of a critique of the american legal system where you literally cannot expect people to have common sense and if someone pours hot coffee all over themselves it's your fault as the coffeemaker because you didn't put a microscopic tag on there somewhere saying that you are not allowed to pour hot coffee all over yourself
>> [_] Anon 3436091 >># lol this reminded me of the other absurd Mcdonald's lawsuit of the day: the time that woman found a chicken head with her otherwise tasty mcnuggets. she tried to sue for "psychological trauma".
>> [_] Anon 3436093 Was Kid the same VA who did Chiyo's father in Azumanga Daioh?
>> [_] Anon 3436101 >># The problem with the famous "McDonald's hot coffee" case is that they served the coffee way in excess of drinkable temps, with the expectation people would be picking up and taking it to the office or wherever before drinking. This made sense back before every fat fuck behind the wheel has to drive with a burger in one hand and an XL soda in the other the second they pull out of the drive-thru line.
>> [_] Anon 3436103 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3436109 >># If you think that's bad wait till you get a load of OSHA!!!!111 oh wait... osha actually saves lives every day. Personally, having been in the oil drilling business around the world, I believe common sense does NOT grow on vines. You CANNOT expect people to do safe things. We are surrounded by dangerous and complex machines in our home. How can we expect any laymen to know the properties of electricity, and to handle it safely. Or how to operate a blender, or how to use chemicals like bleach. All this knowledge must be taught. Taught through cultural immersion. In America, it's the company's responsibility to teach the consumer, the layman, how to use their product.
>> [_] Anon 3436162 >># yeah, but then teach people how to do stuff and not put them in a state where they are practically just waiting to run blindly into shit and then make it everyone else's fault personally no amount of text on a coffee cup would ever change my behaviour of not just spilling it all over me without even kinda approaching it and see how hot it is/how it smells/tastes that way you just breed an inept and ignorant culture you are responsible for your own life and happiness, isn't that even the "american way" sure, there is a line to be drawn somewhere, but it sure as hell isn't at rock bottom

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[_] Anon 3259419
>> [_] Anon 3259440 I wish blond lawyers would find me whenever I visited the cemetery to get me a boatload of cash, but I don't live in Jew York.
>> [_] Anon 3259468 >># I do but the only people I ever see are dirty fat middle aged people.
>> [_] Anon 3259475 >># Are lawsuits still something we do way too much? The thought actually gives me nostalgia now.

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[_] Anon 3194359
>> [_] Anon 3194360 I can't tell whether this is trying to diss or praise america
>> [_] Anon 3194365 I GET THE PUSSY HOT, I PUT THAT PUSSY IN THE MICROWAVE GIRRRL
>> [_] Anon 3194369 Yakitate Japan is great.
>> [_] Anon 3194372 The lawyers face always cracks me up
>> [_] Anon 3194373 >># the jap legal system is pure cuckery, so I'm guessing it's somewhere in between
>> [_] Anon 3194374 >># It really was.
>> [_] Anon 3194379 The story they're making fun of wast the McDonalds lawsuit hot coffee masacre which many of you might know about through the show on TRUTV known as Adam Ruins Everything, or before that on college humor. They're poking fun at the fact an old lady sued the company for pouring hot coffee on her self, sued, and won. However it's completely skewed.
>> [_] Anon 3194386 >># That case was quite legitimate as it was proven that the coffee was so hot that it wouldn't have been safe for anyone to consume for at least an hour after they poured it.
>> [_] Anon 3194389 >># Did they actually somehow superheat the coffee? You can't actually make water much hotter than 100 degrees celsius without the tiniest impurity causing it to start boiling and losing energy through converting liquid to gas. Alternatively the ambient temperature was close to boiling but at that point you have other problems and the coffee still wouldn't stay in the container.
>> [_] Anon 3194391 >># Safety regulations put a limit of the temperature you can serve coffee at, and McDonalds was well in excess of it. People know that hot coffee spills will burn, that's reasonable, but at that temperature it almost burned her leg in half.
>> [_] Anon 3194392 I believe the lady spilled it on her sweat pants, which clung to her skin and made the injuries ten times worse than if you were to simply spill it on yourself and wipe it off. Something like that.
>> [_] Anon 3194398 >># Mcdonalds coffee comes in thick plastic cups with a layer of styrofoam to keep it as hot as possible for as long as possible. The temperature of the atmosphere doesn't matter.
>> [_] Anon 3194409 >># >through the show on TRUTV known as Adam Ruins Everything, or before that on college humor It was, uhh, pretty widely known. That's like saying "You might have heard of the Vietnam War through the movie Forest Gump".
>> [_] Anon 3194424 >># Do you know what "cuck" means? Even in a meme sense?
>> [_] Anon 3194425 >># What do you expect? Both sayings are true for dumb kids.
>> [_] RIP Anon 3194428 >># How about through not being a full blown NEET hermit?
>> [_] Anon 3194429 >># I thought it was a reference to the old urban legend about the woman microwaving her poodle?
>> [_] Anon 3194457 >># it's because yanks are well known for suing anyone over anything all the time in most normal developed countries people take responsibility for their own dumb actions. this cartoon is making a parody of yanks essentially being dumbcunts.
>> [_] Anon 3194463 >># >implying

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[_] Anon 3033812 lol Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3033814 good kek
>> [_] Anon 3033821 >># USAUSAASUASU
>> [_] Anon 3033831 >># Kind of accurate, but the court pictured is clearly set up as an inquisitional system, not an adversarial one like you'd find in the US.
>> [_] Anon 3033833 >># you mean to say there are courts that don't look like the ones that are in Phoenix Wright?
>> [_] Anon 3033834 >># Nope. All our courts are like PW.
>> [_] Anon 3033836 >># Actually, all our courts are P2W.
>> [_] Anon 3033999 >># oh shiiiieeet the fact that it's true makes it even funnier. or is it sadder?

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[_] Anon 2906344
>> [_] Anon 2906346 For those that will eventually ask. Yakitate Japan.
>> [_] Anon 2906365 >># Neat. I wanted to watch it anyway. Thanks, by the way.

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[_] Anon 2890153
>> [_] Anon 2890172 That's right.
>> [_] Anon 2890191 This is a Japanese cartoon. Therefore this video is a stupid joke written by Japanese people. This has nothing to do with the United States, but rather Japan.
>> [_] Anon 2890247 >># Much like how any joke by Americans about any other nation or culture is in fact about themselves. Even if they explicitly say it really is about someone else.
>> [_] Anon 2890274 the show is Yakitate Japan if anyone gives a shit
>> [_] Anon 2890277 What is wrong with his face?

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[_] But that's America Anon 2879593 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2879631 I always wondered if the lawyer was supposed to look like Bill Clinton or if that was just "generic wealthy American male as seen by Japan"
>> [_] Anon 2879667 >># Probably a little of both. Haven't seen this in years, you caught me by surprise, OP. Many giggles.
>> [_] Anon 2879689 >># >Bill Clinton >Not Brad Pitt For fuck sake, he's even called Brad Kidd!
>> [_] Anon 2879692 WELCOME TO AMERICA
>> [_] Anon 2879720 Damnit our tort law isn't that fucked up. It's just that the conservatives exaggerate every time they want it loosened.
>> [_] Anon 2879753 >># Do non-Americans actually believe this happened?
>> [_] Anon 2879766 >># Yep, we all think americans sue everyone if they think they have a chance.
>> [_] Anon 2879776 >># Considering I've heard of cases where a burglar injured himself after breaking in and falling through a person's skylight...sued the home owner and won...this wouldn't surprise me if it did actually happen either.
>> [_] Anon 2879787 this was eeeeh paranoid thingy right?

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[_] Happy 4th of July Anon 2833519
>> [_] Anon 2833544 sounds about right
>> [_] Anon 2833553 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2833556 >># nevermind
>> [_] Anon 2833586 I need a lawyer like this.

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[_] Anmime Anon 2705451 memes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2705453 Source?
>> [_] kid the lawyer 2705457 i need to watch this right now. please give me the source.
>> [_] Anon 2705459 >># >># swfchan has all the answers you seek
>> [_] Anon 2705477 >># Can confirm, microwave caught on fire due to all the warning labels jammed on it. I also won the case for that.
>> [_] Anon 2705478 >># >># The show it comes from is about baking bread, and it's one of the best anime of all time.
>> [_] Anon 2705499 >># you know this probably actually happened in florida, everything fucked up always happens in florida, not that this was that fucked up
>> [_] Anon 2705511 Yakitate Ja-pan, for those who care
>> [_] Anon 2705512 >># Nope. It's a pretty common urban legend. Never happened, anywhere. If someone did microwave their pet, they didn't sue over it.
>> [_] Anon 2705517 >># Yakitate Japan
>> [_] Anon 2705521 But there was the case of the person who crashed their RV because nowhere in the manual did it say that you couldn't get up from the wheel to go make a sandwich. They won that case, now every RV has that warning to not leave the wheel unattended while driving
>> [_] Anon 2705525 >># Nope, also an urban legend.
>> [_] Anon 2705527 ITT: people oblivious to snopes existence
>> [_] Anon 2705617 Except there was a case in france which she won 2million euros for the same thing. Still she ate it.

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[_] but...that's America. Anon 2701292
>> [_] Anon 2701319 Love it! This is America
>> [_] Anon 2701323 Kid is the best character in that show.
>> [_] Anon 2701328 show is Yakitate Japan!! incase someone was wondering
>> [_] Anon 2701338 >># accurate depiction of the US legal system
>> [_] Anon 2701339 someone should really dub that

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[_] Anon 2694800 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2694812 sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2694815 >># >americans.swf more like everylawyereverywhere.swf
>> [_] Anon 2694819 >># everylawyerinamerica.swf Seriously, people don't sue as much anywhere as they do in america. I wonder why?
>> [_] Anon 2694832 >># Yakitate Japan!! It's an anime about making bread. Sounds like shit, but it's comedic genius that borrows from other popular animes.
>> [_] Anon 2694847 Holy shit, I haven't seen this flash in years. Also, Kid sounds like Dio Brando.
>> [_] Anon 2694849 Can anyone confirm if this is a parody subtitling job or the actual English subs? I thought it was a joke until the end. I think it's even better if it was the actual scene.
>> [_] Anon 2694851 >># Is real scene
>> [_] Anon 2694856 >># No, not really. Just here. In our country. Because we're so fucking 'free' that we're too good for logic.
>> [_] Anon 2694877 >># Oh god I am a german law student and this is just so wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2694884 Reminds me of the guy who tried to sue McDonald's because he burned his mouth on his greasy burger
>> [_] Anon 2694894 Or the guy that won a charge against RedBull because it does not REALLY make you grow wings.
>> [_] Anon 2694896 >># Haven't seen that in a while. Last I remember I was at the point where they're all at the huge competition and close to seeing Kazuma's old mentor.
>> [_] Anon 2694926 Normally when someone posts a swf with a name like this, I assume it's going to be a dumb stereotype. This was pretty accurate though.
>> [_] Anon 2694929 >># when was this? because I noticed lack of growing wings in their ads
>> [_] Anon 2694932 >># welcome to muriclap nigger

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[_] America: Home of the Lawsuit Anon 2634643 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2634646 >># is that the VA for DIO?
>> [_] Anon 2634651 >># No idea.
>> [_] Anon 2634652 This is actually what alot of people try to get away with
>> [_] Anon 2634656 What anime is this kinda intrested in watching something stupid like this.
>> [_] Anon 2634657 >># >Try they succeed quite a bit in america.
>> [_] Anon 2634662 >># you can actually blame it on the metric fuck ton of lawyers that sit around all day trying to get work
>> [_] Anon 2634675 Oh god, his face.
>> [_] Anon 2634678 >># See, the Japanese really do have white people look distinct from Japanese people in anime.
>> [_] kinjirouliu 2634680 >># Yakitate!! Japan
>> [_] Anon 2634685 >># welcome to america, where we sue anyone for anything
>> [_] Anon 2634750 USA USA USA USA USA
>> [_] Anon 2634755 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2634799 was that supposed to be bill clinton jr or what
>> [_] Anon 2634803 Only in America do we sue people for ridiculous reasons because of a lack of common sense. Only in Japan are the national parks devoted to depressed suicidal middle-schoolers and businessmen. And I guess the Japanese kill themselves out of shame because of immense pride in the fact that they dislike dishonor. It can't be because their culture bred societal constraints forbidding people from regaining honor in any way other than suicide... surely common sense is something Japan has got us beat in.
>> [_] Hot2Trotsky 2634821 >># Sing along with me! "Everyone An Hero in their Ooown Waaay!"
>> [_] Anon 2634844 >># It has nothing to do with honour you sperglord. They kill themselves because they're depressed. Trust an American to believe that Samurai still exist in this day and age.
>> [_] Anon 2634846 Goddamn I loved this show

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[_] Anon 2344095
>> [_] Anon 2344096 I feel so free.
>> [_] Anon 2344099 Lol errytime!
>> [_] Anon 2344100 are those actually the subs for it or is someone one having a giggle if that IS what is being said, what anime is it, desu
>> [_] Anon 2344103 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMH8Tof6 9SE Yakitate! Ja-pan Apparently episode 36
>> [_] Anon 2344106 >># fuck me not that one Some chick gave me this anime ages ago it's litereally yu-gi-oh but with bread my god. It's terrible... but maybe I should watch it.
>> [_] Anon 2344121 >># where the hell did you start thinking it was yugioh with bread? Don't watch it, I don't want your kind associated with that show.

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[_] 'Merica in a nutshell Implying i have name.. 1828374 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1828405 >implying japan isn't full of bullshit tort cases as well.
>> [_] Anon 1828426 Mmmm, Torts are tasty and full of jam.
>> [_] Anon 1828438 >describing America >with chink cartoons >weaboos.
>> [_] Anon 1828448 >># >or isn't 10 times as sexually dysfunctional stupid as shit seeing perfect whitebread speaking in moonriddles.
>> [_] Anon 1828472 torts are indeed rich and tasty, but there is yet to emerge the man with the right vision and whose taste buds are free
>> [_] Anon 1828498 >># >Implying you aren't a retarded fucking jalapo either.
>> [_] Anon 1828515 sad..but very true..
>> [_] Anon 1828555 anybody in this thread complaining about anime and continuing to post on 4chan is retarded and should sue your internet service provider for hurting your delicate sensibilities - they didn't give you a warning did they?
>> [_] Anon 1828557 What anime is this?
>> [_] Anon 1828571 >># Boku no pico
>> [_] Anon 1828573 >># If I hadn't already fallen for that before, I would've fallen for it now.
>> [_] Anon 1828575 Deal with it weeaboos
>> [_] Anon 1828584 >># it's Yakitate Japan, a parody anime about baking bread.
>> [_] Anon 1828588 >># as a side note, this clip was in the episode where the main character made bread in a microwave and the judge didn't like it since he attributed microwaves with that story => killing cats so he didn't really like the bread no matter what the taste was.
>> [_] Anon 1828617 >># yeah, no non-virgin-neckbeards allowed!

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[_] ATTN: MootAnonymous07/10/12(Tue)22:54No.1717216
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)22:59No.1717219 Sounds about right.
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)23:30No.1717232 >># I'm of two minds on lawsuits like this. A lot is frivolous crap. But gems like the McD's coffee lawsuit. In all honesty keeping that shit so hot in the pot, about 15-20 degrees hotter than the industry average, was moronic. Yeah, you've just created a real health risk against your consumer and employees. And there was the makeup that after a certain amount of time had passed a bacteria that could and would eat your eye bred and developed in it. Shit like that needs to be punished. Microwaving your cat not so much.
>> [_] Anonymous07/10/12(Tue)23:32No.1717234 Point taken.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)00:06No.1717245 >># yfw McD's lawsuit is a myth.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)00:25No.1717252 >># But the one about the cat actually happened.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)00:26No.1717253 >># >yfw the mcdonalds lawsuit actually happened Seriously? Are you that fucking stupid? The elderly woman that filed the suit ended up getting massive third degree burns over her thighs and pelvis and had skin grafts.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)00:38No.1717261 >># Yep.
>> [_] Dude !ndoaWncC.E07/11/12(Wed)01:39No.1717277 Just look up Stella Awards people. There's a shitload of them out there.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)02:34No.1717297 >># Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking youngfags.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)03:02No.1717304 dakedo, sore wa AMERIKA nandayo.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)03:37No.1717310 >># >eat your eye WHAT
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)03:56No.1717313 hilarious
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches07/11/12(Wed)04:01No. 1717314 This is why there are no more lawn darts in america
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)05:08No.1717326 i lold
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)05:10No.1717327 What is sauce?
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)05:12No.1717329 >># 2'end
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)05:30No.1717332 >># >># MYTH BUSTED
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)05:35No.1717333 Goddammit, why can I remember Kid but not the anime?!
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)05:37No.1717335 >># Holy fuck, it just came to me, Yakitate!! Japan. Best anime about baking bread I've ever seen. Then again, it's the only anime about baking bread I've ever seen.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)07:56No.1717351 >># Shiawase no Pan
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)10:45No.1717372 Brad Pitt the lawyer
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)11:14No.1717380 I think we all need a friend like Kidd-san... he can do everything
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)11:27No.1717384 The only problem is they have a Japanese style court room.
>> [_] blendersux07/11/12(Wed)11:34No.1717386 >># Third-degree burns come from situations like the ones you read about in the paper. Fireman rushing from burning buildings. People rolling on the ground with their clothes on fire. Pots of boiling water spilling on vulnerable skin. Accidents involving electrical outlets. Any of these can cause serious burns and shock. Not from fucking McDonalds coffee which is a little bit too hot.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)11:52No.1717392 And even then, unless they threw it at her, she should have known it was going to be hot anyway. She made the mistake.
>> [_] Anonymous07/11/12(Wed)11:53No.1717393 >># you can actually get a third degree scalding burn if, for instance, a soaked piece of clothing in contact with skin isn't removed fast enough from a person. A third degree burn doesnt necessarily mean all layers of skin tissue are destroyed, just that theyre dead.

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[_] [L] For >># Anon 1620724 Here's another for >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1620809 this was epic
>> [_] Anon 1620820 MURRICA
>> [_] Anon 1620875 >># >Implying this wouldn't work anywhere else.
>> [_] Anon 1620890 Where do I find more of this?
>> [_] Anon 1620893 >># In most nations it wouldn't. Wouldn't happen in most of the civilized world nor in almost all of the shit countries.
>> [_] Anon 1620904 What anime was this? I know I've seen it, but I don't remember what it was.

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[_] [A] Anon 1606225
>> [_] Anon 1606230 It's a good thing that this story isn't true. If it was, the black lady who microwaved her baby to death wouldn't have a life sentence in prison right now.
>> [_] Anon 1606272 What anime is this?
>> [_] Anon 1606278 >># Never heard of the word 'metaphor' have you?
>> [_] Anon 1606279 its real, an american woman suucesfully carried such a law suit fucking mericuns
>> [_] Anon 1606301 >># >Implying it wouldn't work anywhere else.
>> [_] Anon 1606402 http://www.narbonic.com/manga_bush.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1606409 This coming from a country that celebrates their war crimes, they actually put on parades bragging about the 20 million Chinese civilians they killed, it's like if Germany had national "The Holocaust was awesome" day.
>> [_] Anon 1606414 maybe yakitate japan
>> [_] Anon 1606417 >># it is
>> [_] Anon 1606431 I always thought that was the NES Wall Street Kid, and they made an anime about him (as they seem to do with anything these days.) Glad I stopped by tonight, cleared that up.
>> [_] Anon 1606459 I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW OLD YOU ARE WHAT A FUCKING CUNT I WISH I COULD MICROWAVE HER RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE

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[_] [L] post earliest what /f/ looked like a few years ago 1525005

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[_] [A] Anon 1515061
>> [_] Anon 1515105 Fuck ya!
>> [_] Anon 1515113 For those interested, the anime is Yakitate! Japan.
>> [_] Anon 1515114 i fucking lol'd hard.
>> [_] Anon 1515123 Id be laughing if it wern't true.
>> [_] Raguspan 1515145 >># Even with the case of suit-mongers in the U.S., this is one knock-out satire. What the lawyer said about the warning is true, but no lawyer – regardless of the jury – would get away with that kind of a red herring. He's talking about a machine that applies bombardments of microwaves to heat up whatever's put into it; the potential harm a microwave oven has, is in the description of its function. Like products that feature lazer technology, the safety provisions of microwave ovens bring up the harm of excessive microwave radiation. If you've been sued for a ridiculous case like this, Anon, I apologize.
>> [_] Anon 1515234 >># Someone needs to get back on the fun train. WOO WOO

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[_] [J] AMERICA, FUCK JEAH The Great Fernando !lulZyfa9xE 1493847 stars n stripes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1493848 if you freeze small insects in your freezer and then microwave them for a few seconds, some of them come back to life
>> [_] Anon 1493851 I lolled at the end
>> [_] Anon 1493992 GO AMERICA!

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[_] [J] Anon 1384357 a modern day robin hood Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1384360 Yup, that's America. Greatest fucking country in the world....
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>> [_] Anon 1384383 what is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1384397 AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1384408 Ah so that's why my microwave say "WARNING: DO NOT PUT CHILDREN OR SMALL ANIMALS IN THE MICROWAVE!"
>> [_] Anon 1384417 Sauce, please?
>> [_] Anon 1384457 Some lady sued McDonalds for thousands of dollars because she spilt a cup of coffee she purchased on herself. She claimed the cup had no warnings about it being scorching hot, so now there is a warning labeled on every cup.
>> [_] Anon 1384458 "But ... thats America" :|
>> [_] Zombie eats your unhappiness !TAJHyCgF.Y 1384483 Sause?
>> [_] Anon 1384485 >># This is one of the worst examples that's constantly dredged up. Do some research. The coffee wasn't just "Hot". She wasn't like, "Oh I burnt myself..." It was near 200 degrees and caused third degree burns on her groin. So STFU.
>> [_] Anon 1384491 This flash is full of win.
>> [_] Captain Flaccid lol, I have !The.Gay2w6 1384497 >># Yeah, 200F which is about 85C. Not even boiling, bro.
>> [_] Anon 1384500 "I sued Panasonic! They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat!"
>> [_] Anon 1384503 best flash ever. true to the point.
>> [_] Anon 1384532 >># >># >># According to Wikipedia and my google skills it's "Yakitake!! Japan."
>> [_] Anon 1384544 lol Japanese nationalism You can never tell when their serious or being satirical
>> [_] Anon 1384545 >># lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 1384546 >># I don't think coffee can give you 3rd degree burns.... Also it's still McDonald's fault for giving her hot coffee... she's the one who spilled it
>> [_] Anon 1384554 >># heaven forbid you order a hot coffee and they actually give you something that's HOT

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[_] [A] Anon 1288299 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1288315 Best scene from Yakitate!! Japan
>> [_] Anon 1288358 >># > Implying that its not the best scene ever...dickbutt :P
>> [_] Anon 1288377 >># fuck you for saying implying
>> [_] Anon 1288382 That is something America would do.
>> [_] Anon 1288388 >># but of course
>> [_] Anon 1288510 Kid's face is always the same.
>> [_] Anon 1288520 Oh man, i almost forgot how awesome Kid is
>> [_] Anon 1288526 fuck yeah America kicks ass
>> [_] Anon 1288552 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># This just goes to show how awesome America is and how Jealous the rest of the world is for not thinking of this sooner.

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[_] [A] Anon 1217169
>> [_] Anon 1217291 What anime is this from? Trying to wrack my brain, and I just can't remember.
>> [_] Anon 1217295 Holy shit, the subtitles are accurate. Still, boo for bad american stereotypes.
>> [_] Anon 1217298 >># I find it quite accurate
>> [_] Anon 1217299 >># Wasn't it Yakitate! Japan
>> [_] Anon 1217306 >># I miss that anime. Commence the downloading!

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[_] [A] Anon 1207140 wat
>> [_] Anon 1207150 Ha ha ha... Good think i'm not American!
>> [_] Anon 1207151 >># Sorry ment to say thing!... I was thinking coffee!
>> [_] Anon 1207152 >># Stop thinging coffee!
>> [_] Anon 1207153 >># ಠ_ಠ What did you say!?
>> [_] Anon 1207155 >># Good thing you're not American either. Because then I would be ashamed of my nationality because one of my own doesn't know the fucking difference between "Thing" and "Think".
>> [_] Anon 1207159 >># Ha ha ha ha...
>> [_] Anon 1207166 For those who want to know, this is from the anime Yakitate Japan!! An anime about baking bread. Quite fucking hilarious actually.
>> [_] Anon 1207168 >># Thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1207178 I lul'd at the end. DEATH TO EDINBURGH!
>> [_] Anon 1207197 >># I was going to ask too. Thanks anon. Also, did anyone else think that the American lawyer looked like Kimmo Alm? Maybe I'm just smokin crack.
>> [_] Anon 1207202 I am properly freaked out by how stoic that Brad Pitt looking motherfucker was. But that shit was hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1207210 sauce is Yakitate!! Japan, a cartoon about creating breads that fit in with Japan's cultural identity also that entire story is revealed as an urban legend in a later episode so y'all can take your online country wars and deposit them deep inside your Ass Holes (capitalized, split into two words for emphasis)
>> [_] Anon 1207212 This is so true about us Americans: We always use Japanese honorifics when referring to our pets.
>> [_] Anon 1207233 True in a sense about Americans, especially given that I am one, my own countrymen indeed do some stupid shit.
>> [_] Anon 1207269 This flash is actually mine from way back when... whatever happened to Kid.swf?
>> [_] Â 1207325 >># I still got that shit man.
>> [_] Â 1207327 >># saved on Sept.18 2007
>> [_] Anon 1207357 America, Fuck yea
>> [_] Anon 1207389 Because Americans don't speak English.
>> [_] Anon 1207401 TRY SPEAKING AMERICAN! IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE I KNOW!
>> [_] Anon 1207409 Lawyers, The only people able to bullshit the elderly and still win a case over common fucking sense.

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[_] [A] ONLY IN AMERICA Anon 1127813 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1127825 What show is this from?
>> [_] Anon 1127851 Yep, that's America.
>> [_] Anon 1127852 Source is "Yakitate!! Japan", via Googling the story.
>> [_] Anon 1127857 OBJECTION!
>> [_] Anon 1127858 I'M KID. I'M HERE TO HELP YOU AVENGE YOUR CAT.
>> [_] Anon 1127892 FUKKEN LOL!
>> [_] Anon 1127927 HOLD IT
>> [_] Anon 1127934 I reject your reality and substitute my own
>> [_] Anon 1127940 OBJECTION!
>> [_] Anon 1127953 Sou desu.
>> [_] Anon 1127974 If there's one nation that can call America "Ridiculous", Japan is not it.
>> [_] Chifag 1127977 Sadly, this shit is all true. A lawsuit was filed regarding an incident such as this, and others as well. Check out this site. There's alot of lawsuits just like this one, sadly. http://www.stellaawards.com/ You'll laughs AND cry.
>> [_] Anon 1128041 This is coming from a place where hey actually ea Babies. They eat Babies FFS!

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[_] [J] /f/ needs a jumpstart Anon 1109058 Let's try some Japanese stereotypes of America
>> [_] Anon 1109070 yay for yakitate japan
>> [_] Anon 1109072 Scarry thing is this is true.
>> [_] Anon 1109073 sauce on that animu?
>> [_] Anon 1109099 THIS IS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF AMERICAN LAWYERS
>> [_] Anon 1109138 thats how most warning labels come about
>> [_] Anon 1109185 saaaauce SAAAAAUCE
>> [_] Anon 1109194 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 1109203 AMERICAN SAUUSUSE

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[_] [L] Grammar Nazi 929112 Look at this fucker, she put her cat in the microwave, and now she's fucking rich. Makes me want to go and buy a cat, put it in the microwave, and sue the company because "drying cats in the microwave" isn't on the instructions list.
>> [_] Anon 929135 lol'd Good punchline.
>> [_] Anon 929156 >># >># Why do i have the feeling that is the same sucker?
>> [_] Grammar Nazi 929161 >># No, you're wrong.
>> [_] Anon 929162 But... It's America!
>> [_] Anon 929175 SO thats how america works... some sort of cool
>> [_] Anon 929233 does not ... everything have instructions on how to use it? and then a warning that you shouldn't use it in any other way? and does not drying a cat in a microwave count as an "other way"? ahh, i guess im wasting my breath...
>> [_] Anon 929235 Ah, Yakitate! Japan. Great anime. Who knew baking bread could be so damn awesome?
>> [_] Anon 929307 Just wondering, would that people have dried their pets in a regular oven if she hadn't had a microwave? Perhaps over an open campfire, even?

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[_] [?] Anon 905340 Selected at random, for your enjoyment.
>> [_] Anon 905344 Oh Kid, you card.
>> [_] Anon 905347 lol happen to watch this esp yesterday good show btw
>> [_] Anon 905349 FOR AMERICA!!
>> [_] Anon 905350 Some kid in Alberta did this. He got put in Juvie.
>> [_] Anon 905351 Horrible anime.
>> [_] Anon 905375 /r/ing name of anime.
>> [_] The Laziest Troll 905446 It's funny cause it's true.

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[_] [A] lol japan Anon 879892 also, /r/ sauce Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 879895 This is sooo fucking true... god dammit i hate my countries legal system.
>> [_] Anon 879898 Haha. I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 879899 Was this Cromatie High or Yakitate Japan?
>> [_] As requested Anon 879901 "America is so crazy!" -Coming from the androgynous male with gravity defying white hair.
>> [_] Anon 879906 I love how Kid's face never changed.
>> [_] Anon 879911 lol, stupid amerifags
>> [_] Anon 879912 >># have you not seen gel before? you really need to get out more anonymous
>> [_] Anon 879916 >># androgynous? no. The hair? It's just the drawing style. Also sauce on anime.
>> [_] Anon 879917 Man I love Kid. And his theme song. Anime is Yakitate Japan, bout this kid who cooks bread. Kid is a recurring theme and is made of awesome.
>> [_] Anon 879975 watashi wa kiddo
>> [_] Anon 879977 GO USA
>> [_] Anon 879980 This made me study law.
>> [_] Anon 880020 America, lol. So true.
>> [_] Anon 880034 Kid is the man.
>> [_] Anon 880051 De cantering from such a height!
>> [_] Anon 880090 Kid = Brad Pitt?
>> [_] Anon 880134 >># I'd say Tom Cruise with bleached hair, but Kid was taller than that little old lady.