File: FUCK.swf-(24 KB, 400x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2462706 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2462709 MAUP MAUP
>> [_] The Admiral !a3Xv6FRGN2 2462718 >># i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2462719 YOU
>> [_] Anon 2462723 NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 2462732 WTF, at the 13 minute mark the screen starts to go wonky and there's creepy fucking monsters.
>> [_] The Admiral !a3Xv6FRGN2 2462736 >># nice try.
>> [_] Anon 2462740 >># fuck you i wait 13 min and no monsters
>> [_] Anon 2462768 >># youjustfellforthetrap.swf
>> [_] Anon 2462815 >># love that flash
>> [_] Anon 2462822 >># It's beautiful because the audio doesn't start for a couple of moments, just long enough for you to see his smiling face and realize your folly
>> [_] Anon 2462910 just a white screen fail flash?

File: FUCK.swf-(24 KB, 400x400, Anime)
[_] Anon 2332040
>> [_] Anon 2332045 >># It's nothing...
>> [_] Anun 2332048 oh
>> [_] Anon 2332051 flashbang out
>> [_] Anon 2332054 Is beautiful
>> [_] Anon 2332058 Is there any sound or video in this at all?
>> [_] Anon 2332060 Why would you post this assault on my ears?
>> [_] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2332079 i dont get it
>> [_] Anon 2332084 Is it true that it's too high-pitched for adults to hear?
>> [_] Anun 2332087 >># your disguise is showing
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2332088 I can hear it. My hearing is better than expected.
>> [_] Anon 2332089 THIS since as long as i can remember i hear this fucking noise whenever there is a sudden silence or sometimes even randomly, ive never been able to describe it but its THIS except slightly higher pitched and quieter. i have to snap my fingers by my ears to make it stop. what the fuck is this?
>> [_] Anon 2332090 Everytime it fucking beeped my forehead pulse a little. Also, what's with people saying they can't hear it?
>> [_] Anon 2332094 >># jews cant hear it
>> [_] Anon 2332096 I don't know what the sound in op's is, but if you want to test your hearing go here: http://www.ultrasonic-ringtones.com/ I am 21 and I am at 17.7 kHz I think the quality of your speakers will also affect things.
>> [_] Anon 2332101 >># Tinnitus. I feel sorry for you m8
>> [_] Anon 2332102 I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did.
>> [_] Anon 2332104 >># untrue, i can hear it and i am a cheap greedy and rich jew
>> [_] Anon 2332105 >># 20, 17.7 as well.
>> [_] Anon 2332106 >># I'm a bit older than you and past 18.8kHz I can't hear a thing anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2332108 You can only hear it if you believe in Shrek.
>> [_] Anon 2332110 >># im 20 and got to the 19.9kHz one
>> [_] Anon 2332111 >># Click on the circle to the right of each download link, they'll give youthe result for each frequency. 17.7 kHz is the average for 20 year olds. 18.8 kHz is average for teens. 19.9 kHz is average for young kids. 21.1 kHz is impossible. Make sure your volume isn't too high by setting the volume to the first sound (8.8 kHz).
>> [_] Anon 2332112 >># that sound is the blood rushing in your ears, no joking
>> [_] Anon 2332114 >># 19.9 kHz legitmately, or are you turning up the volume to "hear" it? Set yourself to the 8.8 kHz and keep the volume there.
>> [_] Anon 2332117 >># my volume was about halfway to the max, i could easily hear the 18.8 one but the 19.9 was a strain
>> [_] Anon 2332118 >># My volume was on 20 as I just checked.
>> [_] Anon 2332119 >># mfw my you goys are sound signaling onother shoa right under my nose!!! oy gevalt
>> [_] Anon 2332120 >># >># Then you two have good hearing. That, or good speakers. But likely the former. I think having a bird and being able to whistle at stupidly high pitches ruined a bit of my hearing.
>> [_] Anon 2332124 >># how high should be the speaker ?
>> [_] Anon 2332125 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># From volume 20 as I said I could hear from only 18.8kHz If i brought the volume up by 50, I can hear from 21.1kHz. Is there anything at 22.4kHz? I even brought up to 100 to see if I can even year a hint of it, and I couldn't. I don't think the speakers are great as I'm on a cheap old laptop at the moment. No headphones. Thing said I'm a mosquito.
>> [_] Anon 2332130 >># It depends. Start with 8 kHz, and raise the volume until the sound is a bit unbearable. Click on the next frequencies without changing volume. I think having the volume at 100% skews the pitches. >># Do what I said above and don't skew the pitches. Don't force the volume on higher frequencies.
>> [_] Anon 2332131 >># Oh, and keep in mind that for all of them except for the last frequency, there is an inital beep that plays, then a longer beep. The inital beep is not the frequency you're looking for. It's the second one.
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2332133 >># That is called Tinnitus (ear ringing) and it means there's too much noise pollution in your house. If you can hear this during silence, then your ears may risk damage. You can get rid of it by not listening to music with headphones, stepping out of heavy noise (like being close sound systems) or even reducing the sounds your PC makes. It could also mean your ears have been permanently damaged due to said noise pollution. You'll have to live with it until you grow old. >># It's impossible to produce one frenquency unless you have specialized high tech. By turning up to 100, you hears the lower frequencies bleeding out. You should feel inmense pressure in your ears, that's the sound's frequency that you can't hear hitting your ears.
>> [_] Anon 2332134 >># >># Wait.... 8kHz or 12kHz? Because I have no problem with 8kHz at any volume. Whether it's 2 or 100. 12kHz though is raping my ear no matter what the volume while all the rest below it making the inside of my ears bothersome and somewhat itchy like it's piercing my head and giving me a horrible headache.
>> [_] Anon 2332135 >># Then set it at 12 kHz if 8 kHz is supposedly the same. Just don't force the sounds by having it at 100%.
>> [_] Anon 2332157 anime sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2332161 >># Kill La Kill. You can tell by the amount of things going on in the scene in the flash.
>> [_] Anon 2332168 >># I'll be 27 May 26th of this year. 21.1k is the highest I got.
>> [_] Anon 2332173 >># I should also add that my Windows Sound Mixer is at 50%, and the dial on my speakers around 25-30% in volume.
>> [_] Anon 2332176 >># You mean the one that sounds like a laser being shot through your skull that happens randomly even when people are talking? Yeah, I get that too.
>> [_] Anon 2332178 >># 28, 17.7kHz. I'm getting old
>> [_] Anon 2332205 >># Jews cant hear shit in the oven bro

File: doge.swf-(24 KB, 400x400, Other)
[_] Anon 2288943 much filename
>> [_] Anon 2288957 such flash many doge very appreciate wow
>> [_] Anon 2289057 >25kb I don't even know why I clicked
>> [_] Anon 2289073 a beep? is that it? great. now my ears are ringing.
>> [_] Anon 2289077 quality flashes, /f is getting better and better

File: loudbeep.swf-(24 KB, 400x400, Loop)
[_] Anon 2026200

File: loudbeep.swf-(24 KB, Other)
[_] Anon 1946069 yep
>> [_] Anon 1946070 I'm not sure why i expected something different
>> [_] Anon 1946073 well ok
>> [_] Anon 1946076 10/10 was exactly as promised. Would listen to again
>> [_] Anon 1946097 That's a G note I have the pointless superpower of being pitch-perfect
>> [_] Anon 1946102 op delivered
>> [_] Anon 1946162 >># some people call it a curse
>> [_] Anon 1946179 Yay! Tinnitus!
>> [_] Anon 1946192 >># actually lold
>> [_] Anon 1946198 >># just like in the chinese cartoons
>> [_] Anon 1946207 i really dont know what i expected when i clicked this

File: loudbeep.swf-(24 KB, Other)
[_] it's a pretty loud beep Anon 1830215 I wouldn't suggest watching it with your volume up Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1830220 SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
>> [_] Anon 1830223 I think my dog just exploded
>> [_] Anon 1830224 my dog just freaked the fuck out
>> [_] Anon 1830225 >tfw no dog >anymore
>> [_] Anon 1830230 I think my ears just popped and are bleeding.
>> [_] Anon 1830274 th-thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 1830287 its not THAT loud...
>> [_] Anon 1830312 that is not loud AT ALL
>> [_] Anon 1830346 You woke my dog up, asshole. And I have fucking headphones in!
>> [_] Knight2f3 1830349 Why didn't I believe you?
>> [_] Anon 1830364 this could prove useful, thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 1830381 My new ringtone! thanks!
>> [_] Anon 1830383 >Open in 14 tabs. >everything is okay :)
>> [_] Anon 1830395 I was going to post something about why you posted it and then i realized what else was i expecting from the goddamn swf name
>> [_] Anon 1830397 What the fuck was I expecting?
>> [_] Anon 1830400 >># Nice.
>> [_] Sir Mr Bond !KgZJu5Gls6 1830415 THE NUMBERS MASON!
>> [_] Anon 1830457 OP delivers.

File: loudbeep.swf-(24 KB, Loop)
[_] It's a high pitched beep Anon 1783077
>> [_] Anon 1783078 Well OP, it delivered what you promised
>> [_] Anon 1783093 Thank.. you?
>> [_] Anon 1783100 today /f/ confuses me. this is the third time a swf contained what OP proclaimed.
>> [_] Anon 1783153 >># A sign of things to come mayhaps?
>> [_] Anon 1783169 i don't know what i expected

File: Ferghus.swf-(24 KB, Loop)
[_] What in the fucking fuck is going on here? Anon 1737730 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1737731 It's beeping, that's what.
>> [_] Anon 1737740 >25KB Lol.
>> [_] Anon 1737749 fucking robots
>> [_] Anon 1737780 flat line?
>> [_] Anon 1737846 is it getting louder???
>> [_] Anon 1737847 Fucking dog whistle at the worst frequency.
>> [_] Anon 1737863 breaks your weapons
>> [_] Anon 1737874 HOW DO I DOWNLOAD THIS TO USE WITH MY ALARM CLOCK?????
>> [_] Anon 1737881 >># but its so cheap
>> [_] Anon 1737899 >># OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP

File: ZONE_-_Nagato_Yuki.swf-(24 KB, Hentai)
[_] Anon 1723907 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1723951 MY EARS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1723952 >25 KBs
>> [_] Anon 1723958 Could have been worse. Try scratchier noise and make it much, much louder.
>> [_] Anon 1723991 Okay, this is a good way to troll a flash, I must admit. Thank god my headphones were hanging on the side of my desk.
>> [_] Anon 1723993 First rule of /f/ (unofficial) Check the title and the file size.
>> [_] Anon 1724024 My volume was off and I still heard that. Completely off. Mute.
>> [_] Anon 1724027 >># Second rule of /f/ (unofficial) keep volume low when scouting. only turn up when safe
>> [_] Anon 1724030 thrid rule: find and brutally murder fuckers that think this is funny.
>> [_] Anon 1724062 >># Only young people can hear this. I'm fucking 43 and I can't hear shit. Proof it.
>> [_] Anon 1724063 >># Same. For a second I thought something had gone horribly wrong with my computer.
>> [_] Anon 1724089 >25kbs add some shit and make it to 2000 or 3000, and louder.
>> [_] Anon 1724105 >25kb How does anybody fall for this shit anymore?
>> [_] Anon 1724106 lame
>> [_] Anon 1724107 >># LamePCM brosky
>> [_] Anon 1724109 you fucking bitch i had on head phones
>> [_] Anon 1724114 oh, but it's the same yone I use in my phone.
>> [_] Anon 1724115 >># It's not some magical hacker flash, something is wrong with your computer volume.
>> [_] Anon 1724118 >># Could be the same as television sets. If you mute those and listen real' carefully, you can still hear something coming through. but I've got to say, Haruhi up there in the logo sipping coffee is ironic and pissing me off like she knows or something.
>> [_] Anon 1724120 >go onto /f/ >turn down volume immediately >???? >profit
>> [_] Anon 1724121 shit smoke alarm bbl
>> [_] Anon 1724147 FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1724156 >># I check /b/ and /f/ daily, and the first thing I do even before loading 4chan is turning my sound very far down or off.
>> [_] Anon 1724157 >># AUTISM
>> [_] Anon 1724158 thx op i cum on zone he hiss at penis

Anonymous 1695493 File: Party_Hard_2749975.swf-(24 KB, Other)
[_] Anon 1695493 I love this song.
>> Anon 1695500 [_]AnonymousNo.169550006/10/12(Sun)01:26 1695500 This isn't even a decent troll mate. Try harder next time.
>> Anon 1695507 [_]AnonymousNo.169550706/10/12(Sun)01:43 1695507 don't listen to him OP he's just butt hurt.
>> Anon 1695591 [_]AnonymousNo.169559106/10/12(Sun)05:46 1695591 I dont hear anything
>> Anon 1695608 [_]AnonymousNo.169560806/10/12(Sun)07:18 1695608 Prepare zhe Panzerfaust!
>> Anon 1695624 [_]AnonymousNo.169562406/10/12(Sun)07:53 1695624 In going on /f/ for a while, i learned to when opening any flash have my speakers low for you never exactly know what it will be.
>> Anon 1695634 [_]AnonymousNo.169563406/10/12(Sun)08:28 1695634 I'M ACTUALLY PARTYING HARD TO THIS. GET ON MY LEVEL, PEASANTS.
>> Anon 1695645 [_]AnonymousNo.169564506/10/12(Sun)09:21 1695645 I loved the part where it went "BEEP BEEEEEP"
>> Anon 1695647 [_]AnonymousNo.169564706/10/12(Sun)09:21 1695647 >># or look at the filesize, dumbass

File[ZONE_-_Nagato_Yuki.swf] - (25 KB)
[_] [H] Anon 1658294 Someone posted this in September of 2007. I saved it and largely ignored it. I just opened it, and it got me. Well played, whoever you were.
>> [_] Anon 1658298 AH GOD DAMN IT!!! MY EARS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1658299 I hope you step on a lego.
>> [_] Anon 1658311 Brand new headset *BEEP* i am completely ok with this.
>> [_] Anon 1658317 They don't do it like they used to
>> [_] Anon 1658318 This doesn't bother me at all, and I hear it just fine.
>> [_] ofuckwy !/IPyUlClgk 1658326 > ZONE in the title > 25 KB People still fall for this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1658336 Well it was back in 2007 so it doesn't really apply
>> [_] Anon 1658381 Reminds me of my old phone ring. I'm totally ok with this.
>> [_] Anon 1658383 >># Seriously. but I guess it's a noob trap like lolicatgirls
>> [_] Anon 1658384 When you fall for a trap like this it's your own fault.
>> [_] Anon 1658385 Sweet, i didn't know there were Gifs of that old Candle Cove show.
>> [_] Anon 1658389 What is the point of this?
>> [_] Anon 1658407 I don't get it.
>> [_] Anon 1658447 ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ss is all I hear, fucking snakes shouldn't be allowed near telegrams.
>> [_] Anon 1658455 beep beep beep

File[Ferghus.swf] - (25 KB)
[_] [L] A little something I made Anon 1450131 Just kidding. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1450140 MY EARS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>> [_] Anon 1450143 DEAR CHRIST Had my headphones on and everything FUCK YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 1450144 I'd like to hear your screams as I torture you to death, but now I can't.
>> [_] Anon 1450157 relaxing
>> [_] Anon 1450166 I'll admit - that scared me fuckless. I thought my tablet was going to explode! (WITSfag here, BTW)
>> [_] Anon 1450180 nothing's happening...that's supposed to happen right?
>> [_] Anon 1450189 >># Invest in some speakers
>> [_] Anon 1450208 thank you for this experience op
>> [_] Anon 1450237 Wow, I'm glad I had my headphones only over one ear. :<
>> [_] COMBONEER !eet2r2TRuQ 1450244 >># FUCK YOU. NOW I KNOW NEVER TO OPEN A FILE NAMED AFTER THE BREAKSTUFF BLACKNIGGER.
>> [_] Anon 1450249 is this a mosquito?
>> [_] Anon 1450255 It's called e'', bitches
>> [_] Anon 1450257 I lol'd at the comments.
>> [_] Anon 1450259 Thanks. My dog is dead now.
>> [_] Anon 1450263 the fuck is with everyone? the flash wont load for me and its all white. speakers up and shit. i waited some time and this shit doesnt load. all other flashes work fine.
>> [_] Anon 1450266 I'll find you, op.
>> [_] Anon 1450286 oh god op why I thought you loved me whyyyy
>> [_] Anon 1450297 >My invisible face when I only had two bars on volume
>> [_] Anon 1450299 this is why I double check file sizes before I open something, allows me to think about what might happen.
>> [_] Anon 1450306 That's a good effort OP. With some more work on the shading and a better preloader I could see this becoming something one day.
>> [_] Anon 1450319 > 25 KB
>> [_] Anon 1450324 F-U-C-K-Y-O-U I had a bad enough fucking day without having to put up with your goddamn bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 1450326 I don't hear nothing... ... Wait a minute! are you guys pulling my leg? again!
>> [_] Anon 1450338 hahaah watched it then saw the 23 repsonses
>> [_] Anon 1450347 Whut, a square wave? That's all you did? Work harder. Letting this run while I type this. Teminds me of Ventolin.
>> [_] Anon 1450358 Sounds like 8 bit video game music to me.

File :[beep.swf] - (25 KB)
[_] [L] Anon 901523 lol Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 901561 lol
>> [_] Anon 901563 lol
>> [_] Anon 901566 lol
>> [_] Anon 901592 /r/ sauce
>> [_] Anon 901599 i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 901600 lol
>> [_] Anon 901602 oh hang on guise, my pager is going off
>> [_] 901603 lol
>> [_] Anon 901613 I like how this is supposed to be an annoyance, but most of us are used to it.
>> [_] Anon 901621 MOTHER FUCKER THAT HURTS MY FUCKING EARS FUCK YOU ASS HOLE
>> [_] Anon 901637 >># As I said, MOST of us.
>> [_] Anon 901640 I'm glad my speakers were turned down low.
>> [_] Anon 901641 This is neither funny nor offensive. What's the point? It's a sad failure.
>> [_] Anon 901647 I think I need a hearing aid now... I made the idiotic mistake of having my speakers blaring before I clicked this, and neglected to turn it down instead of just pausing my music... Ow... ...Was funny as shit though to send my friend to. He uses headphones.
>> [_] Anon 901735 This is like massage for the ears.
>> [_] Anon 901739 lol
>> [_] Anon 901740 learned a long time ago never click anything from 4chan without my volume veeeery low
>> [_] Anon 901751 I'm laughing my ass off
>> [_] Anon 901756 sad failjure is sage
>> [_] Anon 901763 wut
>> [_] Anon 901819 brb smoke alarm