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[_] What are we gonna do when flash dies? Cherno the Emo Faggot 3399819 So I was fucking around on jewgrounds the other day, and apparently Tom Fulp is being the messiah of flash. Get this, they've fucking created their own version of flash. > https://www.newgrounds.com/flash/player Now I'm a /g/tard and I don't have windows handy, so I can't verify, but I don't think that it's very likely that it won't work. I mean, newgrounds is in real fucking trouble if twenty fucking years of shit goes away. But, based on what I read, it seems like the plugin is only gonna work for NG. Do we have any plans in place, or are some fucking browser developers really going to rape away our culture!? Goddamn it, I don't want this place to die. I love you all. I love what we've done, together, after all these years. Inb4 wowee go kill ursefl u emo faggot: don't worry, mates! One day I will. I'll bury myself alive and suffocate to death in a remote location far from civilization, and I'll take a scuba tank with just a little bit of chlorine in it down with me to prolong my suffering~! No one will ever find me. It'll be like a miracle, and everyone whose life I've tainted be association will be better~! o(*>ω<*)o In the meantime, though, 4 srs, what the FUCK is our exit strategy? Can we into Fulp's brilliance, or is /f/ doomed???
>> [_] Anon 3399822 >># WebASM flash virtual machine.
>> [_] Anon 3399825 >># This is excellent news, thanks for telling us about the newgrounds flash player! Though how sad is it that we need to rely on shady solutions like this that "may trigger Windows Defender warnings". That page seriously need to explain a lot more, like what the hell that program is actually doing... and does it only make flash work on newgrounds.com? Says it still "depends on Adobe's standalone Flash plugin" so it's not really a flash player they have developed but some kind of hook into your web browser that lets you run the standalone flash player program inside of it? Is it like a movie that passes along inputs to a hidden running instance of the standalone player? The web page doesn't even mention which browsers this supports! All of them seems far-fetched to think. Anyway OP, flash is definitely becoming more niche in the future since people need to jump through hoops just to play swf files. But it won't stop us from enjoying them! There are other non-mainstream browsers that still support the flash plugin and you could even use an old mainstream browser if you want to. Also if there are hot links to swf files there's always the option to just "open file" directly from your browser and it downloads to your temp folder before launching in the standalone flash player (not as good as being able to see it directly in the browser tho). So you don't have to use this newgrounds player, whatever the heck it actually does. That web page is REALLY low on information. I won't forgive admin if /f/ actually closes on 4chan, even if it's 20 years from now. It's one of the oldest boards on the site and should stay around forever just for historic purposes. They could remove all links to it if they want to as long as it remains when typing the /f/ URL directly. It'll be like a myth, a secret just like /trash/, except /f/ is the stuff of legends.
>> [_] Anon 3399826 >># everything i could find indicates that this is a dead project. doesn't seem like something that could play <embed> .swf files anyway so it doesn't matter. if web developers need to update their sites to use some kind of "WebASM flash VM" it doesn't save the thousands of flashes already online on sites that won't ever get updated again.
>> [_] Anon 3399829 1: there's always been an offline flash player downloadable from Adobe 2:browsers saying they are no longer supporting flash doesn't mean shit. The Flash plugin will still work and do its thing but will never see improvements, as in it will maintain the state that it's been in for years: It can interperate AS3 perfectly and there won't be new AS versions so who change anything 3: You can compile your own browser with integrated flash support, unless you're computer illiterate 4: you're a faggot newfag, get bent nigger
>> [_] Anon 3399854 >># Just use flash projector and copy the urls into it, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3399865 >># The fact that flash won't get updates anymore and that chrome is cutting support doesn't mean all of those flashes will just fucking disappear. Just switch to waterfox. My ass is off to 22chan if hiroyuki deletes this /f/ since infinity is already dead. >># Pretty much this.
>> [_] Anon 3399870 >># >Do we have any plans in place, or are some fucking browser developers really going to rape away our culture!? The issue here isn't browsers, it's Adobe Flash itself. Adobe has announced they're discontinuing Flash at the end of 2020, at which point using Adobe's player will become an increasingly large security risk. No developer wants to be stuck with that risk, so they're trying to get away from Flash as soon as possible. >So I was fucking around on jewgrounds the other day, and apparently Tom Fulp is being the messiah of flash. >Get this, they've fucking created their own version of flash. I hate to be "that guy", but they actually haven't. From: https://www.newgrounds.com/flash/player >This player also depends on Adobe's standalone Flash plugin. You may be asked to install that as well. They're just bundling Adobe's standalone player with some extra shit. The issue here is Adobe's Flash Player dying, and that will kill off Newgrounds' player as well. If you want an actual solution: What we need is a free, properly maintained implementation of Flash which is completely separate from Adobe Flash player. The good news is that there are a couple of those, and the bad news is that they all suck: >Shumway https://mozilla.github.io/shumway/ JavaScript Flash implementation by Mozilla. Slow, but surprisingly functional. Killed off in 2016. >Swiffy https://developers.google.com/swiffy/ Google's web-based Flash-to-SVG converter. I've never used it, and it sounds bizarre. Killed off in 2016. >Gnash https://www.gnu.org/software/gnash/ Probably the most polished option, but it only supports a REALLY old version of flash, and is almost certainly dead. Last release was 7 years ago. >Swfdec Very dead. Last release was 10 years ago. >Lightspark https://lightspark.github.io/ Still very rough, with most flash files failing to run. Development is slow, but seems to still be ongoing. Last release was 1 year ago. Probably our best hope.
>> [_] Anon 3399874 >># 1. we know? the real issue is that in normie eyes this turns swf files into exe files that you need to download and run 2. most people want updated browsers because they tend to be more secure 3. jumping through some extreme hoops here 4. you're one elitist motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 3399875 >># >Pixi-SWF https://github.com/pixijs/pixi-swf Fork of shumway, last updated April 2018. Seems like they only planned to support AS3 tho. Problem is there's no financial incentive to make a modern browser add-on for flash, always just a bunch of passionate people that eventually grow bored or have other more important things get in their way in life. If there was a reliable 25k USD reward for a fully functional modern flash add-on for firefox (50k if it worked in both firefox and chrome) i'm sure it would get done because there's a carrot at the end of the tunnel. 50k is a lot of money in some parts of the world, even if split between 10 people.
>> [_] Anon 3399877 >># >Pixi-SWF Neat. I figured there was an opportunity for a Shumway fork while I was making the list, but I didn't realise that someone had already started one. >Problem is there's no financial incentive to make a modern browser add-on for flash, always just a bunch of passionate people that eventually grow bored I think it's more than just a lack of financial reward, there's also a lack of prestige. Flash isn't the "hot new thing", it's basically dying with most of the remaining interest being in historical preservation. Combine that with the very hard work of trying to reverse engineer a proprietary format, and it's pretty easy to see why the attrition rate for projects is so high.
>> [_] Anon 3399896 Guess we'll have to stalk Flash animators like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08RNjCAj jfg

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[_] Anon 3272084

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[_] Anon 3212492 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3212661 >># rare hood
>> [_] Anon 3212702 cant unhear the h now t-thanks

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[_] Anon 3175248 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3175298 Expected hood Was not disappointed, but OP is still a faggot
>> [_] Anon 3175307 >># It's been a long time.
>> [_] Anon 3175327 way to ruin a beautiful thing fuck you OP
>> [_] Anon 3175375 >># This is probably the worst hood I have seen in a while.

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[_] Anon 3098273
>> [_] Anon 3098343 >># what are those monsters?
>> [_] Anon 3098348 >># niggers
>> [_] Anon 3098369 i missed these fakeouts thank you anon

/ > /swf/ > Thread 8618 Age: 38.92d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 29798 [L] [IMG] Fakeout hood rap music real female lazy_town negro tv_sh...swf (2.23 MiB) 550x400, Compressed. 971 frames, 24.25 fps (00:40). Ver8, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. [find in archive]

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[_] You know you can't be lazy! Anon 2391181 [e][l][l][a][ ][o][l][d]
>> [_] Anon 2391184 >># That wig, that small booty, dem legs, those eyes oh god
>> [_] Anon 2391258 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9 Mkg I thought it was going to be this. Im disappointed OP
>> [_] Anon 2391262 >># Soon.
>> [_] oh my~ Anon 2391264 http://lazytown-porn.galactik-football.c om/files/2014/02/lazy-town-hentia.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2391266 >># people like u shood dye in mental hospitals. qre urself nigga and have a nice stay in fucking hell.
>> [_] Anon 2391276 >># http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559611/ without the wig
>> [_] Anon 2391279 >># ohoho You don't need to tell me, anon, I have a 42gb folder of her, that's not counting the 12.3gb of Lazy Town complete torrent. But thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2391330 Expected either this or takeo ischii. Was not disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 2391350 >># >dye 1/10 faggot
>> [_] Anon 2391355 Saged and reported for mistag. Fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2391371 >># how manny faps is that?
>> [_] Anon 2391381 >># Look it's labeled H for hood

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[_] it's here Anon 2271325
>> [_] Anon 2271375 lame. lil' jon version is better.
>> [_] Anon 2271483 >># STOP RENAMING FLASHES YOU WHORE
>> [_] Anon 2271496 I wonder how old she is now, wouldnt mind getting at that.
>> [_] Anon 2271506 >># 22

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[_] 4571 2116213
>> [_] Anon 2116224 best hood of the day
>> [_] Anon 2116389 lil jon version is better
>> [_] Anon 2116399 >># This

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[_] Anon 2098183
>> [_] Anon 2098216 For those who are tired of this constantly reposted garbage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1bX 4A The actual fucking song
>> [_] Anon 2098218 >># >people not knowing this song >2013
>> [_] Anon 2098219 >># >Implying it was informing anyone what the song is rather than recognizing the fact that this is a constantly reposted flash.
>> [_] Anon 2098269 >># benis
>> [_] Anon 2098280 I was hoping for the lil john mashup.
>> [_] mike 2098295 >># I CAME HERE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT NOT BIENG LITTLE JOHN AND HOW MUCH OF A FAG OP IS.
>> [_] Anon 2098310 SHIT
>> [_] Anon 2098317 >># I TOO HAVE COME FOR THIS REASON FUCK YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 2098318 >># >># >># I DID TOO

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[_] Anon 2093670
>> [_] Anon 2093687 WHERE THE FUCK IS LIL JON?
>> [_] Anon 2093866 I didn't think you could do a hood wrong
>> [_] Anon 2093889 >># yeah this was kinda bad.
>> [_] Anon 2093901 >># that's what I was waiting for
>> [_] Anon 2093923 >># this.

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[_] Anon 2089761
>> [_] Anon 2089877 I was expecting Lil Jon, not DMX...

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[_] Anon 2087919
>> [_] Anon 2087964 This was one of the first hoods I ever saw like years ago ah nostalgia
>> [_] Anon 2087993 Nice to know this is still a thing... good job!
>> [_] Anon 2088002 I like the lil jon version better.

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[_] Anon 2084838 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2084898 >rhyme cake with cake Fucking shitty song shitty flash 1/10
>> [_] Anon 2084900 I prefer the Lil Jon version honestly.
>> [_] Anon 2084983 wheres Lil jon?
>> [_] Anon 2084996 I will say though. it leads to a good hood.

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[_] desuuuu~ inDICted 2051776 >;-; Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2051847 I like the other rap one better. It got pulled from youtube because it made the girl look like she was having sex and she was a kid when they filmed that. It is kinda hard to tell her age with all the makeup though.
>> [_] Anon 2051864 yea lil jon one is better
>> [_] Black !!1s9weI3o8wX 2051895 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryog-cgp 9_I
>> [_] Black !!1s9weI3o8wX 2051898 my bad, here's a higher quality rip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-s fFA
>> [_] Anon 2051984 >># the blue koolaid vomit was a nice touch. Stay subtle, op

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[_] Anon 2030498 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2030567 so obvious, I was literally waiting for it
>> [_] Anon 2030571 I've always wanted to fuck that pink haired slut.
>> [_] Anon 2030573 Oh sweet nostalgia this was one of the first hoods I ever saw years ago
>> [_] Anon 2030720 I wanted lil wayne :[

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[_] Anon 2002635
>> [_] Anon 2002639 There are better hooded versions, but I still like it.
>> [_] Anon 2002719 >># I don't...the lil jon version was enjoyable

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[_] Anon 1983826
>> [_] Anon 1983843 that end bit though
>> [_] FAGPANTS 1983862 i love you

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[_] Anon 1978209 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1978219 I love this shit
>> [_] Anon 1978284 Sauce of first music ?
>> [_] Anon 1978287 Sauce : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYrkQL1b X4A
>> [_] Anon 1978293 Oh man, this never gets old. I'm looking through some of the old shit on Bimmy as well. Damn, time sure flies.
>> [_] Anon 1978294 Not as good as the Lil Jon version, but I always appreciate a good hood.
>> [_] Anon 1978322 stop changing swfs names faggot
>> [_] Anon 1978335 Saw that coming from a mile.
>> [_] Anon 1978339 >># Did you really just request sauce on a legendary meme? I'm disgusted. Also I still want to poke Stephanie 8 years later.
>> [_] Anon 1978342 >># legendary meme u r gay
>> [_] Anon 1978345 >># It's been around since before you were in high school bro lawl
>> [_] Anon 1978349 >># maybe even middle school HARHARHARHAR NIGGER!
>> [_] Anon 1978352 >># i know its popular here but if you say legendary meme you sound like a faggot, also samefagging is not cool if people know you are samefagging why are now teenagers on /f/?
>> [_] Anon 1978354 >># lol you make me lol Oh yeah and lol
>> [_] Anon 1978356 >># I can be a teenager if you want btw can we has role play? I will suck your cock
>> [_] Anon 1978358 >># underage b&
>> [_] Anon 1978361 >># so you wanna exchange pics of each others dicks?
>> [_] Anon 1978363 >># give me your email
>> [_] Anon 1978364 >># also here's my phone number if you wanna give me a call (414) 276-4684
>> [_] Anon 1978365 >># Look at you trying to fit in. Get the fuck out.
>> [_] Anon 1978366 Holy fuck, so much samefagging. When did that place became /b/?
>> [_] Anon 1978371 >># When your faggot ass came in the door. You demonstrated already how awfully new you are. Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 1978372 >># >in the door top lel
>> [_] Anon 1978400 I've gotten to that point where I can't tell. I really, legitimately have no idea whether this guy is a master ruseman, or a gigantic dumbass. It's a strange, hollow feeling. I don't like it, not one bit, /f/.

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[_] i find your lack of lazytown disturbing Anon 1969439
>> [_] Anon 1969446 GOD DAMMIT
>> [_] Anon 1969482 cookingbythehood.swf
>> [_] Anon 1969548 i will not think for myself. i will follow instructions. i will not think for myself. i will follow instructions. i will not think for myself. i will follow instructions. i will not think for myself. i will follow instructions. i will not think for myself. i will follow instructions.

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[_] Anon 1959285 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1959288 No fair, I expected Lil' Wayne.
>> [_] Anon 1959301 gay
>> [_] Anon 1959322 what is everyone's fascination with this song
>> [_] Anon 1959336 >># You mean lil' Jon you faggot
>> [_] Anon 1959491 You made me wait for my hood I dislike you, OP
>> [_] Anon 1959587 I was jammin' out expected some Lil' Jon and then I got this. I am extremely disappointed.

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[_] Anon 1948702 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1948704 i wold still bang her
>> [_] Anon 1948714 Was expecting Lil Jon... close enough
>> [_] Gooby pls Where da hood at?! 1948720 The white cook with brown hair waving his hands around like, dang these fingers been in her snatch and her stink, what up GURL?
>> [_] Anon 1948773 I saw this coming from a mile away. It happens too often.
>> [_] Anon 1948788 wasnt epecting hood
>> [_] Anon 1948798 man i never see the lil jon one anymore. RUB DAT SHIT IT'S YOURS, BITCH, BACK DAT SHIT IT'S YOURS, BITCH
>> [_] Anon 1948914 i didnt want that to end. fuck you
>> [_] Anon 1948924 where lil jon?
>> [_] Anon 1948999 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sf FA
>> [_] Anon 1949043 I was expecting that. Good attempt though, anon.
>> [_] Anon 1949050 good show /f/ag

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[_] Sage 1944135
>> [_] Anon 1944142 if anything i was looking forward to listening to the remix disappointing/10
>> [_] Anon 1944147 You son of a fucking $2 whore. I was looking forward to that remix you fuck. gagyouwithashotgun/10
>> [_] Anon 1944251 Ehhh, kinda subpar hooding. 2/10.

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[_] has just been nominated for a grammy Anon 1937394
>> [_] Anon 1937396 >This video being already Nigger'd >"HAY GIES LETS MAYKE THIS MOOR NGGR'D

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[_] Anon 1875754 moar CAKE
>> [_] Anon 1875757 Expected it. 3/10

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[_] yaaaaaaa beefymcmanstick 1850236 ! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1850291 Then I'll have a what!? I must know!
>> [_] Anon 1850321 >># a map to the hood
>> [_] Anon 1850332 >not hooding the actual nigger
>> [_] Anon 1850338 dem niggas always hoodin
>> [_] Anon 1850392 lil wayne version is better.
>> [_] Anon 1850469 >click it >oh good I lost this flash >go to save it >Waitasec >click back in >watch it all

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[_] cooking by the book beefymcmanstick 1844258 I love this song!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1844260 Needs more loud n static
>> [_] Anon 1844289 this isn't the lil jon version
>> [_] Anon 1844364 Was hoping for Lil John's appearance.
>> [_] Anon 1844375 hahahahhaahahahahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1844376 How can I get my own version of this saved on my laptop?
>> [_] Anon 1844378 Wow! My cake turned out great! I figured out what my bowl of lolipops was missing... Some more nigger. I'm glad I cooked by the book!
>> [_] Anon 1844383 knew it was coming. never gets old
>> [_] Anon 1844430 hood. hood is everywhere
>> [_] Jumkun !opsz80pEiE 1844439 Too obvious.

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[_] [L] LAZY TOWN COOKIN BY THA BOOK Anon 1681763 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1681801 I'd do that girl
>> [_] Anon 1681814 every fucking time...
>> [_] Anon 1681890 hehe hey there

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[_] [L] TRINITY ASSEMBLED! Anon 1653035
>> [_] Anon 1653039 What have you done?
>> [_] Anon 1653040 I don't know what else I expected.
>> [_] stikperson 1653117 I expected it to not show up.

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[_] [L] Oldies? Oldies. Anon 1650221
>> [_] Anon 1650222 my hood sense is tingling
>> [_] Anon 1650223 >># you rat soup eating mother fucker

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[_] [L] DO THE COOKING BY THE DAMN BOOK NIGGA!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! 1637395 :/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1637398 these make me so sad anymore. :/
>> [_] Anon 1637426 the mouth looks like a book. >MIND BUSTED
>> [_] Anon 1637465 meh 2/10
>> [_] Anon 1637522 God, I love these. Is there a repository for them all?
>> [_] Anon 1637604 fuck you for making me go to youtube.

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[_] [?] Anon 1586110
>> [_] Anon 1586137 Damm that was fucked
>> [_] Anon 1586145 I thought we stopped doing hood flashes years ago
>> [_] Anon 1586147 OMG HOODROLL I HAVEN'T SEEN A HOODROLL IN YEARS
>> [_] Anon 1586148 crazy. that bitch with the pink hair tho is hot as fuck. i can't even mention what i would do to that pussy, ass and mouth hole.
>> [_] Anon 1586210 Somehow... this was predictable...... =/
>> [_] Anon 1586300 fuck yeah bitch just got hooded
>> [_] Anon 1586302 Not as good as the Lil' John version, but still fun.

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[_] [H] Aw Yeah Anon 1582004 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1582045 trolled... sort of? i was expecting the lil' wayne or lil' john or whoever it was version of the song, but instead it was hooded. in short i expected nigger shit and got nigger shit, but got a different nigger shit than i was expecting...
>> [_] Anon 1582135 I already wanted to write that it sucks because I expected some "never relax around blacks" shit and I'm glad it happened.
>> [_] Anon 1582219 The main song about the damned cake or whatever always makes me think of Goku deciding workout music.
>> [_] Anon 1582245 Wow. This wasn't even good.

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[_] [L] Anon 1566013

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[_] [L] Cookin by the book Anon 1525309 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1525310 I miss the golden age of hoods. the first one i ever encountered was "Cloud, FF7 song" loved it. now they are all trite, obvious, or fail to elicit any response.
>> [_] Anon 1525381 well played; I was expecting lil' john.
>> [_] Anon 1525388 >># someone post this
>> [_] Anon 1525409 actually, the nigger song is the less annoying part.
>> [_] Anon 1525451 yes this was completely expected
>> [_] Anon 1525515 Horrid flash to hood. This show is whiter than fucking snow.

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[_] [L] Anon 1417115
>> [_] Anon 1417152 never relax
>> [_] Anon 1417251 that was unsatisfying.
>> [_] Anon 1417283 Okay this was just stupid. Wasn't even as good as the horribly bad original and that's bad enough. Was it firing a lazer or puking? FUCKING NEWFAG GTFO!

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[_] [?] Anon 1342418 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1342419 saw it coming
>> [_] Anon 1342444 >># I didn't. At first I was like O_o? But then i loled
>> [_] Souji 1342534 I wanted it to be the lil' John one. Not into rap but that shit was banging!
>> [_] Anon 1342538 >># Fuck yeah, Souji.
>> [_] Anon 1342547 Well played OP, well played
>> [_] Anon 1342554 >># You seem to have good sense.
>> [_] Anon 1342562 >># u speak da truth. :=D
>> [_] Anon 1342565 >># yerah but this shits dope too. just sayin
>> [_] Anon 1342578 >># wll not relly lol
>> [_] Anon 1342591 >># LOL
>> [_] Anon 1342599 >># but isn't this solja boy?
>> [_] Anon 1342602 soooo newfag / summerfag itt
>> [_] Anon 1342607 God, people have been "hooding" flashes since like 2008, fucking newfags
>> [_] Anon 1342626 >># ya bro.
>> [_] Anon 1342637 >># dam righ nigga

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[_] [?] Cookin by the book Anon 1329511
>> [_] Anon 1329608 You better' bust dat if you Gon' Pull that

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[_] [H] you know it Anon 1304836
>> [_] Anon 1304838 Way to ruin it by putting it in the file name.
>> [_] Anon 1304841 I did that on purpose :D it was originally named cookingbythebook on the file I had but I changed it.
>> [_] Anon 1304872 >># trolled by trolling the trolls
>> [_] Anon 1304912 whats the name of the rap song?
>> [_] Anon 1304918 >># It's called 'Newfag' by mootykins
>> [_] Anon 1304919 >># lol u funny

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[_] [L] OldFag !!qPWngfPRw8p 1265139 What ever happened to hoods?
>> [_] Anon 1265142 /f/ got bad
>> [_] Anon 1265143 Just like every other meme, it got spammed to the point where its no longer funny.
>> [_] Sage !SAGEmsP2og 1265168 lol i dunno
>> [_] Anon 1265177 hahaha! god damn it... did not see that one coming...
>> [_] Anon 1265213 >># LOL same here xD
>> [_] Anon 1265271 >># I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or not...
>> [_] Anon 1265277 >># um... Welcome to the internet? >># And hoods are fucking retarded. They were never funny.
>> [_] Anon 1265304 >># Old memes never die, they just need to recharge.

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[_] [L] Stephanie's delicious cake Anon 1257874 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1257927 Tis the best cake.
>> [_] Anon 1257948 I just came back since god knows how long and you faggots are still doing this?
>> [_] Anon 1257985 I was hoping for the Lil' Jon remix...
>> [_] Anon 1258053 >># seconding this. Can anyone post it?
>> [_] Anon 1258075 >># >># www.swfchan.com It's a big fucking secret
>> [_] Anon 1258091 >># That's not the point. If it was about just watching them, /f/ would never be used. /f/ is about sharing. I'd like it posted for everyone to see, not just for myself.
>> [_] Anon 1258122 Superior version... Nigga Bake! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8UdbPE4- oU
>> [_] Anon 1258182 >># in other words, find it in the swfchan archives where it's nevahr baleted? so hard :'(
>> [_] Anon 1258185 Now I have the song stuck in my head because I've seen the original, mostly, but still It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake~
>> [_] Anon 1258187 >># Also work with this playing in your head is FUN Well, I work with people so it helps me smile. Just have to zone out the customer.
>> [_] Anon 1258194 I haven't been to /f/ in forever, I missed getting hooded.
>> [_] Anon 1258202 Last time I cooked by the book the book was wrong

File[CookingBytheBook.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [?] cook it Anon 1247373 by teh boodddddddddddkkkkkkkkkkk rrellllllllaxxxxxxxxxxx nnooeeeeeeeeeeevverf aaabbbllllllaackks blacks frekkkkkaaaaaaaaaks me out Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Cain !!eXi3Txe9btD 1247376 wanted the lil john version
>> [_] Anon 1247489 idobelieveyallgonna wear the hood, wear the hood, wear the hood out

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[_] [L] [O] [L] [I] [S] [L] [U] [T] Anon 1202803 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1202869 /r/ing little john cross over version.
>> [_] Anon 1203043 I smiled a little.
>> [_] Anon 1203102 what are u supposed to do

File[cookingbythebook.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [L] Learn how to cook in 30 seconds Anon 1160490 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1160533 whos making all these srsly
>> [_] Anon 1160537 >># CAPTAIN PICARD
>> [_] Anon 1160539 predictable
>> [_] Anon 1160636 >># They're all really fucking old reposts.

File[Cooking by the Book.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1050386

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[_] [H] [O][O][D] Anon 1016926 4/4 the best for last.
>> [_] Anon 1016976 You're not supposed to tell us that it's a hood.
>> [_] Anon 1017017 maybe hes labeling it for swfchan
>> [_] Anon 1017021 >># i do what it want. >># lol no just nontrolling with old trollpasta

File : [CookingBytheBookhood.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [?] M.T. Calories !U6YUHvyAWA 1011316 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1011319 a day without fapping to stephanie is a day not lived
>> [_] Anon 1011325 i wish to enter her vagina
>> [_] Anon 1011326 and then a skeleton popped out!
>> [_] Anon 1011328 She's a sexy little bitch. It's the pink wig that really does it for me and many others, I think.
>> [_] Anon 1011336 Get the DVDs or BR discs of this. Fucking awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1011348 At least remove the "hood" from the filename, jesus christ...
>> [_] Anon 1011371 and hood =/= swoosh
>> [_] Anon 1011403 What a tasty little bitch. I'd eat her pussy before I'd touch the cake.
>> [_] Anon 1011447 anyone have the mp3 of the cooking by the book and the lil john thrown in there?
>> [_] Anon 1011496 jesus tittyfucking christ newfags don't know how to hood if you label it hood then you do not actually hood it
>> [_] Anon 1011520 >># I second this request.
>> [_] Anon 1011569 >># >># http://rapidshare.com/files/246516753/Ma stgrr_-_Cooking_by_the_Book__lil__Bigger_ Mix_.mp3.html Delivered.

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[_] [?] you /f/ags need more hood shoops... M.T. Calories !U6YUHvyAWA 1003447
>> [_] Anon 1003454 Oh, shit! Did you guys realize Stephanie is finally legal!?
>> [_] M.T. Calories !U6YUHvyAWA 1003456 i've heard tale she's a lezbo... can anyone confirm/refute?
>> [_] Anon 1003543 >># yeah shes a carpet muncher, id still fuck the shit out of her

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[_] [L] Anon 996887 /r/ing more hoods Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 997136 /r/ the title of this song
>> [_] Anon 997148 /r/ the title of this song!!!!!!

File :[CookingBytheBookhood.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 992463 /r/ing more where da hood ats Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 992601 k
>> [_] Anon 992652 didn't see that one coming just kidding

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[_] [L] This song is great Anon 966459 FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 966461 Queen of the internet and universe.
>> [_] Anon 966507 http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=2392 &n=lazytownmotherfucker.swf&w=373&h=392 superiority
>> [_] Anon 966514 >># predictable
>> [_] Anon 966595 >># this
>> [_] Anon 966625 ahh fuck i still want to gangbang that pink haired bitch... her pusy must be pink sweet
>> [_] Anon 966633 the lil' john one is better, much better.
>> [_] Anon 966634 She's legal now.

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[_] [?] I'd suck sake out of her ass Anon 952811 She is so HOT
>> [_] Anon 952834 yeah i'd do some cocking inside her too, and i'd do it by the books! btw i like this one better http://swfchan.com/1/2465/?Cooking+By+th e+Book.swf

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[_] [L] 4/1/2009 IS HOOD DAY Anon 939644
>> [_] Anon 939658 yo' sir posting good things i like watermelon
>> [_] Anon 939776 Yeah i love hood.... Also April fools...

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[_] [?] IZ DAT SUM LAZYTOWN? Anon 934310 ...rape the loli plx.
>> [_] Anon 934323 too predictable :)
>> [_] Anon 934500 i came

File :[CookingBytheBookhood.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [L] Irene <3 Lazytown 908202 LOL IRENECUTEBUTTFACE
>> [_] Anon 908207 Someone was clearly not even trying.
>> [_] Anon 908220 /r/ the little john remix
>> [_] Anon 908224 Warning: Flash animation ends with a Black man singing about where he lives, and why he can't find it.
>> [_] Anon 908330 Who the hell is Irene?
>> [_] Anon 908332 1/5
>> [_] Anon 908346 /r/ moar hood. I fuckin' love hoods.

File :[Cooking By The Book.swf] - (2.23 MB)
[_] [?] /r/ing moar blackface flashes Anon 875512 If they are, post such information in the subject.
>> [_] Anon 875539 didnt see that coming....
>> [_] Anon 875555 Whoa, you must be new around here, or is it seriously that long ago? Well, these prank edits are called "hoods" due to the use of DMX's tune "Where da Hood At". Back in the day about 1/3rd of all flashes posted were hoods. The rest was mainly a combination of lolicatgirls, Zone reposts and perhaps a bit of monsquaz. Got old real fast.
>> [_] Anon 875571 Sloppy.
>> [_] Elle Lowell 875613 Someone please fix that hood.
>> [_] Anon 875756 >blackface flashes laughingelfman.jpg

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[_] [?] lazytown Anon 864776 Lazytown wut?
>> [_] Anon 864832 went in expecting a hood. was not disappointed.
>> [_] Anon 864892 cooking by the hood nice one anon
>> [_] Anon 864897 You gotta do the fucking by the book. You know you cant be lazy. Never use a messy recipe, the fuck will end up crazy.