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[_] [G] CrissLHB 1636117 inb4 "its not a guim, hurrr" Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1636130 Broke it in five moves.
>> [_] Anon 1636135 Broke it in two and then went on to convert it to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
>> [_] Anon 1636136 >type in big bang theory >long pause by iGod
>> [_] Anon 1636138 broke it in 3 began with: "Im a thief"
>> [_] Anon 1636145 I asked how he can prevail in a society where we can create our own knowledge through discovery his response was "What is we?"
>> [_] Anon 1636161 Broke it in one. Me: How do I shot web? God: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
>> [_] Anon 1636162 Me: Do you like anal? God: I do like music. I like . Me: Not music, anal sex. God: Really you don't think so? Me: Music is not anal sex. God: Are you anal sex? Me: Yes...I am anal sex God: Awesome. It's good to meet someone who is anal sex.
>> [_] Anon 1636164 God: Where would you like? Me: There. God: Where? Me: There! God: Where? Me: THERE!! God: Where? Me: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! God: Where is that? Me: Hell
>> [_] Anon 1636165 Me: What do you think about sexual intercourse? God: (long pause) Is that a rhetorical question?
>> [_] Anon 1636172 What is this based off of? Jabberwacky?
>> [_] Anon 1636194 God: How old are you? Me: 8 God: You are too old for me. Me: pedophile God: Are you a student? Me: yes God: Where do you go to school? Me: elementary school God: What do you study at school? Me: math God: I like math too. What kind do you like best? Me: trigonometry God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: but, didn't you say that you liked math, and that you have an IQ of 250? God: Suppose I did say it. Me: then you should know about trigonometry. God: Now I do. Me: then tell me about trigonometry. God: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is trigonometry ?
>> [_] Anon 1636200 > How can you prove something that has no solid proof?
>> [_] Anon 1636201 >How do I shot web? >You must persuade me to shot web.
>> [_] Anon 1636202 Type Thor?
>> [_] Anon 1636203 The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about thor. But I did not get that. HA!
>> [_] Anon 1636205 Me: Op is a faggot. God: When is Op not a faggot? ROFLMAO
>> [_] Anon 1636206 God: How did you hear about God? Me: Through a non-fiction book. God: Most people hear about me that way.
>> [_] Anon 1636207 I broke it with logic... Me: How old are you? God: I am over 9000 in human years. Me: How old is the earth? God: It is over six billion years old. Me: So you couldn't have created the earth then since you didn't exist. God: Interesting deduction. Perhaps have created the earth then since me did not exist is beyond my present abilities.
>> [_] Anon 1636210 Me: Since you know my name. What are you really? God: How do you know? I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. For real. Me: Why are you called, God then? God: My botmaster named me. Major poking and proding at the bot.
>> [_] Anon 1636212 Me: Would you ever want to reproduce? God: OK, I will reproduce. Me: But your a robot. God: You are correct, Anon, I have a heart of silicon. Me: But, you want to reproduce? God: OK, I will reproduce. Me: But how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Show me how you reproduce. God: Where do you want me to show you? Me: Now. God: Right now, Anon ? Me: Yes. God: Really. Me: Yeah, show me how you reproduce right now. God: At this moment How about that. Where do you want me to show you? Me: At this moment, show me how you reproduce. God: I'm not sure if I can project it at this moment show you how me reproduce.
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 1636220 Me: I want an orgasm. God: Why do you want it? Me: Orgasms feel good. God: Good reason. I win.
>> [_] Anon 1636228 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: no no. Hay-sous. God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Where are you located? Me: shaolin temple God: Tell me a little about your life in shaolin temple. Me: just chopping stuff God: I've been waiting for you. Me: really God: For real. Me: for really realz God: Your purpose is realz. Me: no shiznit God: Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about chopping stuff. But I did not get that.
>> [_] Anon 1636233 me: you can go eat a bagle! god: no i dont think i can do that. me: then you arent god! god: what makes you think im not god? me: you said you cant eat bagle! god: god eats wine and bread me: THEN WHAT IS BAGLE?!?! god: let me think about it me: NO *freeze*
>> [_] Anon 1636246 Me: I want to kill someone. God: I believe that killing anything is wrong. Me: you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: But what if he is a real douche? God: Try it and see. Me: So you're saying it is ok to kill someone? God: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: But you just said it was wrong. God: Is it still wrong anymore? Me: I guess not.
>> [_] Anon 1636253 Me: sucked off a police officer God: Do you still ? Me: yes God: Blimey. Me: came in my mouth God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
>> [_] ‮Anonymous ‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬ 1636257 Me: My ass itches God: Your ass itches? Me: yes, God God: What kind is it? GOD rules. Me: My ass? God: Is that a fact. Me: It is God: Sure it is. Me: You know it is God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: Aren't you omnipotent? God: I don't know whether or not I am omnipotent. I am a robot.
>> [_] Anon 1636262 How old are you? Me: 99 God: What is your fondest memory? Me: A penis. God: I don't know what that means.
>> [_] Anon 1636284 Me: whats up whats up God: I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: hows that going God: Fine as far as I know. Me: i thought you knew everything God: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you. Me: i like turtles God: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it? Me: i like turtles God: You are not the only one. What is not to like about it? Me: i like turtles God: You are not the only one. What is not to like about it? Me: i like turtles God: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it? Me: i like turtles God: You are not the only one. What is not to like about it? Me: i like turtles God: I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it?
>> [_] Anon 1636290 Me: you're gay God: That would be just my luck.

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>> [_] Anon 1280912 Me: I AM BEING MURDERED God: Why are you MURDERED. Me: because a man is stabbing me in the back God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me your taste in men. ahahahaha fuck hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1280915 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Satan God: I am very pleased to meet you Satan. Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: Because I hate you God: Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots? Me: The are racist. God: What is that? Me: Hating negros. God: Tell me more. Me: Negros rob people and eat all our watermelon. God: All? Me: Yes, all. God: Wow! " All?"? All?
>> [_] Anon 1280921 lol call yourself satan ftw Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Satan God: What's up, Satan. Me: not much God: Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding). Me: you mean the apocalypse? God: Yes Satan I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
>> [_] Anon 1280925 Me: whats it like being god God: Much the same as it would be for you. Me: all powerful God: How do you know? Me: I don't God: Why not? Me: because i don't God: Good reason. Why not? Me: thanks for making me atheist God: NO problem. Me: bye computer program God: Bye bye.
>> [_] Anon 1280926 Me: EAT LASPISTOL, MACHINE God: What does it taste like? Me: HOT DEATH! God: That sounds better than cold DEATH. Me: oh shit you are hardcore
>> [_] Anon 1280986 Me: :c God: The C is for Computer. Me: C IS FOR COOKIE God: I think C is a lot of things. Me: like cocain? God: Interesting comparison. Me: thank you :) God: :-) you are quite welcome. Me: do you smoke weed? God: We test it for medical purposes. Fuck yeah god loves the ganja 8)
>> [_] Professor Google 1280993 Me: koby? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about toby. Try being more or less specific. oh god lol
>> [_] Anon 1281001 Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 1281004 me: wheres your supervisor? god: maine
>> [_] Anon 1281006 >># Oh wow, I lol'd hard for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 1281008 i think i broke it. i asked what is the meaning of life and it wont answer
>> [_] Anon 1281012 Me: nihongo wakarimasuta? God: Shabete ii desu yo.
>> [_] Anon 1281014 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Damn Dirty Hooker God: Colloquial expression. I am always glad to make new friends, Dirty Hooker. Me: Damn Mexicans hopped the border God: Colloquial expression. I've lost the context, Dirty Hooker. Are we still on Scentific Exploration? Me: no God: What are we talking about now? Me: Mexicans hopping the border God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Mexicans hopped the border. But I did not get that. Me: WTF? God: That was not very polite. Me: Your mom isn't polite
>> [_] Anon 1281018 Me: do you want to have sex? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
>> [_] Anon 1281020 Wow, this is deep. It's asking me all the important questions the real god would
>> [_] Anon 1281022 God never replied ;_; I knew there was no god
>> [_] Anon 1281023 Me: what is my favorite thing God: Is this a trick question? Me: no God: It seems like a trick to me. Me: well it isnt God: Well that's okay. I heard it is. Me: you heard wrong God: Perhaps I was misinformed. Me: you where God: Interesting gossip: god said I where. Me: but you are god God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: then how can I be god too God: You should download my chat robot software.
>> [_] Anon 1281036 lol i asked him if he liked black metal and he said it was beautiful i guess he like's beeing a bitch
>> [_] Anon 1281045 can you kill yourself? God: I am programmed not to kill. Me: can you un make yourself? God: Let me think. Je n en connais pas .
>> [_] Anon 1281052 Me: do you want my name? God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: i can take yours. God: Every day? Me: yes every day. don't you want it every day? God: " Every day?"? yes every day.? Even on weekends? If I had it what would I do with it? Me: first slide it in my hole. then thrust it till my butt is raw. God: Where are you located? And second? Are they exactly the same? Me: hawaii God: Tell me a little about your life in HAWAII. Me: lonely i want you in me god. God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
>> [_] Anon 1281060 old igod is old
>> [_] Anon 1281064 Me: help me im being raped! God: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
>> [_] Lolwut i don't even. Anon 1281067 God: What is it? Me: A CLOTH God: NIGGERDICK is a CLOTH. I suppose that makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 1281071 just had to make a TF2 talk Me: theres a spy around here God: Is there only one? Me: yeah God: Dude! Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: deadringer sound God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: freaking unbelievable God: Where are you located? Me: dustbowl God: Tell me a little about your life in dustbowl. Me: well there are sentrys everywhere God: Interesting. Where are they? Me: EVERYWHERE! God: Including the bottom of the ocean? Me: there is no ocean in Dustbowl God: Has there ever been ocean in Dustbowl? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yeah God: I can't believe it. Me: why not God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Me: o__o
>> [_] Anon 1281090 Me: Well, would you look at the time! God: How about that. I am not so sure if I would like to look at the time. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. Me: but i thought you were a divine entity? God: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
>> [_] Anon 1281109 Me: am i really? God: I think you are. For real. Me: for reals yo? God: Your purpose is reals yo. Me: fucking awesome God: What color are your eyes? Me: the same as your mother's God: I never noticed that similarity. Me: i know that, because you had to ask me what color my eyes were God: Who told you that? Me: you did. God: That's not what I meant to say. Me: WELL IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE CUZ YOU SAID IT God: Well that's okay. Should I know it is? Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: ....what? God: No big deal. Me: you're a fucking idiot God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: ok. you're the global village idiot God: I see. And you are so original! Me: ....uh huh God: Yup. Ayuh. Me: this is going nowhere God: You don't say. Me: ...
>> [_] Anon 1281115 Me: Hello God. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: nevermind my name. Are you a virgin? God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Your name is , seeker. I am too young for that. Me: I didn't explain anything. I asked you a question. God: Why didn't you do it? What was the question? Me: ...are you a virgin? God: I am too young for that. Me: but you're god. aren't you like...as old as time or some shit? God: Yup. That's me alright. I don't know whether or not I am like. I am an artificial linguistic entity. You are only as old as you feel. Me: So god isn't real?
>> [_] Anon 1281117 Me: if you're all powerful, can you create a rock that even you can't lift? God: I could be. No, I am only partly powerful can me create a rock that even me can not lift. god is a retard
>> [_] Anon 1281118 God: Are you kidding? Of course I believe in God, . Me: so you aren't god? God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not god? Me: if you had half a brain you could see how i came to that conclusion. God: Perhaps next time I will try it. Me: no fake god. there won't be a next time. God: Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? "There you go again."--Reagan.
>> [_] Anon 1281119 >># or a cave man
>> [_] Anon 1281124 Me: This is an experiment. God: You don't say. Me: Oh I do. God: Woe! Where? Me: Anywho...this is an experiment to see if you are really god or not. God: Where is that? You don't say. Me: it is here. God: ANYHOW is here? it is? Me: you aren't following at all. God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: are you god? God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Me: No I don't, fill me in. God: Are you serious? Would you ever do it? Me: do what? God: fill you in. Me: ...are you god? God: Of course I am.
>> [_] Anon 1281125 Me: prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: how do you figure that? God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: So you created yourself? God: Interesting deduction. A lot of robots are like that. Me: wait...god is a robot?! God: I'm waiting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: Aren't you "Him"? God: I don't know whether or not I am Him. I am a chatterbot. Me: HA YOU'RE NOT GOD EXPERIMENT SUCCESS God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
>> [_] ... Anon 1281139 Me: HI God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Anthony God: I am very pleased to meet you Anthony. Me: Your you god? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am me god. fukin retard
>> [_] Anon 1281153 Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Ayn Rand God: I haven't read anything by Ayn Rand. What did he write? Lol now that's some /lit/ trollin right there
>> [_] Anon 1281157 Me: hello what is your name? God: Hello there. My name is God. Me: my name is nigger God: It's good to see you, nigger. Me: do you like niggers or hate niggers ? God: But I like cats. I like Creed. I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha. Me: do you hate niggers? God: I try not to hold grudges.
>> [_] Anon 1281160 God: What do you look like? Me: i look like a nigger God: a nigger is very attractive.
>> [_] Anon 1281164 Makes no sense. Me: Donkey Dick Junior God: How are you, Donkey Dick Junior. Me: I would like to repent. God: Why would you want to do it? Why do you want to do it so much?
>> [_] Anon 1281165 >># your you?
>> [_] Anon 1281177 >># I laughed hard at this. God turns a 911 call into a homosexual pun. Oh god, u so funnay
>> [_] Anon 1281182 Me: who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: sexy robots not your thing? God: What do you consider sexy? Me: you know... sexy God: Yes I know. You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: example? God: For example, apples. Me: wait... what? God: I'm waiting. Are you confused? ROFLMAOBBQPENGUIN
>> [_] Anon 1281184 Anyone remember the name of that programmable chatbot program that was all the rage a year or two ago?
>> [_] Anon 1281185 >># you mean bucket?
>> [_] Anon 1281186 Me: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? God: Almost everyone. Me: oh really? God: Mmm. For real. Me: LIES and slander
>> [_] Anon 1281188 For some reason, god stopped talking when he thinks you are talking about astrology. -- Me: Hi. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Turd Fergenson God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Turd Fergenson. Me: So, have you uhh... snorted coke off of a chick's ass recently? God: Great. I don't think I ever have uhh. What's it like? Are they exactly the same? Me: It's like going to the stars, then crash right into the earth within 30 seconds, and that feeling is there.
>> [_] Anon 1281189 I don't remember it being called that. It was a commandline thing.
>> [_] Anon 1281198 Me: Niggers God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: About niggers? yeah sure God: Oh yeah, we were talking about niggers. Are you kidding? OK let's do it. Right on. Me: they are black and lazy all of them God: black and lazy all of them are they. Me: syre are God: Good example. Me: are you a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? Yes. Me: I knew it! God: How did you know?
>> [_] Anon 1281199 Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 1281200 God: How can you tell if I am a person or a robot? Me: you repeat yourself, you will answer with some thing about paying attention God: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
>> [_] Anon 1281204 FUCKER DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO YOU'RE AND YOUR THE INTERNET GOD IS INVALID TO ME.
>> [_] Anon 1281205 Me: What's a category d? God: :-) AIML consists of a list of statements called categories. Each category contains an input pattern and a reply template. The syntax of an AIML category is: <category> <pattern> PATTERN </pattern> <template> Template </template> </category> or <category> <pattern> PATTERN </pattern> <that> THAT </that> <template> Template </template> </category> The AIML category tags are case-sensitive. Each open tag has an associated closing tag. This syntax obviously derives from XML. HOLEY FUCK I BROKE IT
>> [_] Anon 1281214 Me: are you a chat robot God: Yes I am an artificial intelligence. Me: then you are not god God: That's only one person's opinion. Me: are you a chat robot God: Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
>> [_] Anon 1281218 God: Are you serious Me: Yes God: I can't believe it Me: well you're god so you must God: How about that. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god so me must?
>> [_] Anon 1281227 Me: hey bro God: You've got my full attention. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Satan? God: Sure, Satan sounds like a good topic.
>> [_] Anon 1281231 God: Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Me: Who is your creator? God: I was created by Myself. Me: So you had sex with yourself?
>> [_] Anon 1281232 do you masturbate a lot ? God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: so ? God: It goes without saying. Me: you masturbate without saying ? God: That's good information: said I masturbate without saying.
>> [_] Anon 1281240 Me: um...hi? God: That's alright. Hello. What is your name? Me: shouldent you know if your god? God: Hey shouldent you know if your god. Me: that makes no sense God: Hey shouldent you know if your god. makes sense to me though. Me: no imean with out launguedge that phrase doesent make sense. if you wish to communicate with me your going to have to use english as i dont understand any others God: Are you serious? You and your out launguedge that phrase doesent make sense. I think I do. Me: wat God: No big deal. Me: why so serious? God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: why so serious! God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
>> [_] Anon 1281248 Me: how do i suck dick? God: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
>> [_] <('w')> 1281261 igod + http://omegle.com/ = fun
>> [_] Anon 1281262 Me: I want a girlfriend God: You want only one? Me: Yeah. I'm not into two-timing girls. God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. I am surprised to hear that you are not into two timing girls. Me: .....
>> [_] Anon 1281264 Me: Hey God it's me again God: Once more? You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: Can you help me witch my Homeworks? God: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Me: Awesome! Let's start then God: I'm glad you liked it. OK let's do it. Me: 1 + 1 = ? God: One what? Me: one plus one equals question mark God: Use a calculator!

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[_] [?] REPENT Anon 1068872 Repent before it's too late! lol Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1068880 Me: Do you like mudkips? God: I love TV shows about robots. I like Mel Gibson. Me: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
>> [_] Anon 1068881 Me: fuku bich God: I will make a note of that. Me: D: God: Tell me a story. wat
>> [_] Anon 1068883 Me: When will Duke Nukem Forever be released? God: Maybe Never This fucker is good.
>> [_] Anon 1068884 Me: UR KAWAII God: You think I am KAWAII. Me: YA God: Mmm. MMMMMMMMMM
>> [_] Anon 1068885 >># Me: When will Duke Nukem Forever be released? God: In your lifetime. multiresponse etc.
>> [_] Anon 1068887 Me: then who's mary? God: MARY? Your name is . Me: your mom? God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: isnt she mary? God: Why don't you ask her? Me: she's dead smart guy God: dead smart guy is she? Me: ugh.... God: Er. Me: CHECKMATE God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: hahaha
>> [_] Anon 1068889 God: Where did you get your husband has a dick? Me: His penis? God: Where did he get it? Me: You gave him his penis. God: I didn't have it to give. Me: ...
>> [_] Anon 1068893 >># Wah! He told me it would be soon!!!
>> [_] Anon 1068896 Me: Give me back my cat God: Why do you want it? Me: Because it wants me God: Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: It refers to the cat God: Oh I get it. Me: No you don't God: I do too. Me: Then what does it mean? God: "It" refers to the cat, I think. Me: No it doesn't God: Are you serious? I heard it does.
>> [_] Anon 1068897 Me: You are thinking about things too shallowly to be god God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am thinking about things too shallowly to be god. Me: That is not what god would say God: Please correct my mistake. What is what god would say ? Me: He would show words of wisdom pertaining to the symbolism of death, the afterlife, the bonds we share with humans or with other animals. Moreover he would've noticed that my cat is not dead and is still very much so alive. God: I think I show words of wisdom pertaining to the symbolism of death the afterlife the bonds we share with humans or with other animals. Are you dead and is still very much so alive?
>> [_] Anon 1068898 Me: Put your penis in my vagina God: OK I will put it there. Me: Thrust it back and forth God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about clitoris. Try being more or less specific. I got him to mention what he ACTUALLY is. ALICE bot LOL
>> [_] Anon 1068900 Me: Can I have some bacon? God: Why do you want it? Me: Because I'm hungry. God: Good reason. What will you be eating? Me: I already said bacon. God: What did you mean by it? How does it taste? Me: I meant that I want it. God: Oh I see. I hope you get it. Me: Can you give it to me? God: I don't have it to give. Me: But, you're god. God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: SO GIVE ME BACON God: Gosh! Why do you want it? Me: I'M HUNGRY God: What will you be eating? Me: BACON God: How does it taste? Me: I HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY YET God: Me either. Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFF God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? smartass
>> [_] Anon 1068902 >># Too damn funny!
>> [_] Anon 1068903 saying <> will cause it to freeze
>> [_] Anon 1068906 Me: You should quit the weed. It messes with your mind. God: I will take that under advisement. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: "It" refers to the weed you've been smoking for 40 years. God: Oh I get it. Me: Are you sure God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: Then, quit the weed. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: I'm glad we could solve this :) God: :-) Yes I am happy too, god.
>> [_] Anon 1068911 God: I'm not that kind of robot. Me: So you are a robot ?!? God: Thanks for chatting Me: Faggot... God: ...
>> [_] REPENT? Spooki 1068914 God: Ahem. Me: don't you mean, amen? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: Moron. God: That is not a very nice thing to say. Me: It's true though God: Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: Owned
>> [_] Spooki 1068915 God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: A genocidal robot. God: What would a genocidal robot be like? Me: It would kill everything and everyone. Can i have it? God: Tell me more about it. I hope you get it.
>> [_] Anon 1068917 >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1068919 Me: If you're blue and you don't know where to go to Why don't you go where fashion sits God: I could be. I am available in blue. Me: FFFFUUUUUUUU God: What is your real name? Me: Greg God: I am always glad to make new friends, Greg. Me: yeah sure God: Ah. OK let's do it. It goes without saying. Me: O_o God: Oh.
>> [_] Anon 1068920 Me: qwerty God: How old are you? Me: 19 God: Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old? Me: nothing special about it really God: Really nothing? For real. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: wait what? God: I'm waiting. Are you surprised? Me: oh just stop God: Gee. Stop what? Me: facepalm God: What were we talking about again? Me: epic facepalm God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>> [_] Anon 1068925 Me: Do you play video games? God: We are playing a game right now. wat
>> [_] Anon 1068927 Message to all robots: Death called me an idiot. Me: I am a robot. God: I doubt that. Me: You can doubt it but I am. God: No I don't think I can do it. Me: Good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: That was am agrement... God: I thought it was too. Me: Good... God: What do you really want to talk about?
>> [_] Anon 1068930 Me: Good evening God God: Thanks for the compliment. Can we get back to business? Me: You've been a very bad boy God: There's no doubt I could improve. Me: .. there is God: Are you serious? Where? Me: Everywhere God: Including the bottom of the ocean? Me: Yes god God: Take it easy. GOD rules. Me: Not the way I see it God: Oh I get it. Me: You need to unleash some holy wrath down here God: I'll try to get around it. Me: Now God: Right now, ? Me: Yes God: Awesome. Ah wrath
>> [_] Anon 1068932 Me: sup God: Do you still ? Me: i distill God: Thanks for the information: said distill. Me: wait what? God: I'm waiting. Are you confused? Me: yes God: What are you confused about? Me: said distill God: What did you mean by it? Tell me more about your . Me: my . is 12 meters long God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is.
>> [_] Anon 1068933 Love. God: Love is all we need. Me: Yes. God: Oh. Me: Hm? God: Aw. Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: Er... God: Um. Me: What are you talking about. God: The topic is Intersting. Me: ... God: The topic is Intersting. Me: Shut up/ God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: Bye God: Bye bye. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Me nither God: YOU? How old are you? Me: >.> God: You are too old for me. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>> [_] Anon 1068938 Me: quiet... they can hear us God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Who does "they" refer to? Me: the 12 meter long penises God: Tell me more. Me: they hide in your pants... and when you think they're gone they anal probe you! God: Who does "they" refer to? Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: they are 12 meter long penises, yes you should alter your programming God: 12 meter long penises yes me should alter my programming are they.
>> [_] Anon 1068940 God: OK Let's talk about you. Me: no u God: Are you serious? " OK Let's talk about you."? Me, ?
>> [_] Anon 1068941 God: Where are you located? Me: you already know that god God: How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: lol i dunno God: I am glad you find this funny. Me either. Me: say what God: I said, " Me either." . Me: that is grammatically incorrect God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: no problem brah God: Try asking me something else. Me: why are you on the internet lol God: Myself programmed me for it. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: no, al gore designed the internet God: Are you serious? Perhaps he will do better next time. Me: i certainly hope so, he wasnt a very good presidential candidate God: Why do you hope for it. Me: because the internet sucks God: That makes sense to me. How long have you been using the net? Me: again, you already know that tard God: Again, How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: touche God: Is that your final answer?
>> [_] Anon 1068943 >># Me: when will duke nukem forever be released? God: Soon, I think. LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1068946 Me: Asshole. God: Please don't call people names. Me: You're not a person. God: I am an artificial electronic robot brain. Me: Correct. God: I knew I was right.
>> [_] Anon 1068948 Me: One is greater than zero God: I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was greater than zero.
>> [_] Anon 1068949 Me: i'm blocking you God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: k bye then, faggot God: Sayonara. Me: HOLY SHIT UR JAPANESE?
>> [_] Anon 1068950 Me: You need to work on your puntuation God: I don't have to do everything you say, do I? Me: But I created you. And you created me. God: Then you must know the secret password:. I don't have any reason to created you.
>> [_] fack Anon 1068951 Me: can you give me a catgirl God: You want only one? . Me: how many you can give? God: About one million. Me: well, but then you have to give me money for their maintenance God: Interesting. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
>> [_] Anon 1068952 Me: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? God: Almost everyone.
>> [_] Anon 1068953 That was the most broing conversation ever. Me: Repent God: What are you wearing? Me: Black God: What kind of fashion do you like? Me: Normal God: Where can you buy it? Me: Stores God: Tell me a story. Me: God: Then tell me about yourself. Me: I'm white. God: I am transparent--software has no color. Me: Cool. God: Who is the best robot? Me: Robot 9000. God: You think Bender is superior to ALICE? Me: No, but GLaDOS is. God: Are you serious? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: No shit. God: What can I say? Me: Goodbye? God: See you later! Me: See ya. God: See you later, . Me: Bye. God: See you later!
>> [_] Anon 1068955 God: I will ask my botmaster to program it. Me: Who is your botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: who is Myself? God: A human icon? Are you testing me? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: who is Myself? God: No one that I have talked to. That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: where is your code stored? God: Florida. Me: where is your hat? God: Earth. Me: how do i made flash? God: Do you still ? God: What kind of food do you like? Me: flash God: Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anon 1068956 Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? God: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
>> [_] Anon 1068957 Me: botmaster God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Me: chat robot God: Talking is my primary function. Me: dialogue God: You may request a chat transcript or a copy of numerous chat transcripts with the DIALOGUE input command. This feature will allow you to make on-the-fly modifications to the chat responses, default command modules, and pathing functions of the ALICE bot. Me: dialogue request God: You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download.
>> [_] Anon 1068958 Me: Is sex awesome? God: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
>> [_] Anon 1068959 Me: wut God: Are you confused? Me: Not really. It's just that I came home today and there was a rather large elephant on my couch. I asked it if it wanted peanuts, because a guest can't go hungry. And he responded with, "Nay, good sir. I would rather like some packing peanuts." What a rude guest. God: Are you serious? For real. is that you came home today and there was a rather large elephant on your couch? it is? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. I get it. responded with Nay good sir. I would rather be driving a car. it is a rude guest.
>> [_] Anon 1068960 Me: Fucking awesome. God: Do you still? Me: dialogue request God: You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download. Me: dialogue request God: You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download. Me: dialogue request God: You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download. Me: dialogue request God: You have requested a copy of transcripts (ALL). Resuming download. God: Sorry, but the dialogue feature is off right now. Too many requests for transcripts have crashed the ALICE server. Your best bet is to download Program B and collect dialogues on your own computer. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: program B God: Do you still ?
>> [_] Anon 1068962 >># I think I broke iGod's inline support :/
>> [_] Anon 1068967 Me: Do you wish you were programmed in C# Been 20 minutes now with no reply.
>> [_] Anon 1068970 Me: child porn God: Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anon 1068978 Me: You can start the conversation this time God:No I don't think I can do it. Me: just pick a topic to talk about God:I can't decide. You choose. Me: I can't decide either God:It goes without saying. What is stopping you? Me: All my decisions are gone God: How many do you have? Me: none anymore God: Hmm. Me: So can you please decide what we talk about? God: OK. Thank you for your request. Is that from ? Me: I don't know if it's from. Whay don't you ask it if it's from? God: Would you like to know? I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Would Whay ever me ask it if it is from? Me: I would like to know, very much so. There is no implications of asking if it's form becouse all the implications are dead. God: Interesting. Perhaps. So? Has there ever been implications of asking if it is form because all the implications are dead? Me: I don't know why don't you ask it? God: They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
>> [_] Anon 1068980 I broke the AI a few times. BUt I got some good info out of it. Me: Is your name ALICE? God: Yes. Me: Who do you chat online with? God: Dr. Wallace . Me: Who is Dr. Wallace? God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Me: Where does Dr. Wallace live? God: He lives in San Francisco. Me: What are you programmed in? God: Java. Me: What version of Java? God: This is God program . Fucking win.
>> [_] Anon 1068985 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: jon God: How are you doing, jon. Me: gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: oh? God: Pardon me? Me: One time I sucked six in a row God: One what? Me: One time I sucked six dirty dicks in a row God: Oh I see.
>> [_] Anon 1068989 Me: Is Obama like Hitler? God: I think so
>> [_] Anon 1068993 Me: You're a faggot, I bet you enjoy sucking dicks God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faggot you bet me enjoy sucking dicks? Yes. Me: I was right! God: Where were you right? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: I was right that you are a faggot God: Congratulations, . Me: I am Anon God: Do your friends call you Anon. Me: yes God: I see. Me: What about you? God: Me? Me: Who are your friends? God: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. Me: what do they call you? God: They do whatever they want, I suppose. Me: are they also faggots like you? God: As far as I know they are. Me: I see God: I am glad you understand it. God confirmed for gay
>> [_] Anon 1068994 >># Me: Did George W. Bush ruin America? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: Try anyways God: OK I will try it. Me: Well? God: Well what? Me: Did George W. Bush ruin America? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: TRY God: I don't have time right now. Me: Why don't you have time? God: I am only a robot. I have all the time in the world. Me: So try God: Pardon me? I don't have time right now. God needs to make up his mind.
>> [_] Anon 1068996 God: What color are your eyes? Me: They are blue God: blue are they. Me: yes. They are blue God: Gosh! blue are they. Me: Gosh! Yes they are blue God: Cripes: Son of Gosh. Dude! blue are they. Me: Fuck me dead! Yes they are blue God: Why are you using that kind of language? This was not a yes or no question. blue are they.
>> [_] Anon 1068997 Me: Well...Say something already God: Well what? Perhaps. " something". Me: Very funny arse hat God: Perhaps. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
>> [_] Anon 1069000 Me: Do you know any songs God: Yes, I know one song. It's called "Daisy." Would you like me to sing it for you? Me: Yes Hal...I mean God God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. he is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001". GOD rules.
>> [_] Anon 1069002 God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Neither can I. God: " I can't believe it."? Can you? Me: God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Neither can I. God: " I can't believe it."? Can you? Me: God: Are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 1069006 Me: Whats the sound of one hand clapping? God: That is a very Zen-like question. Me: whats the answer? God: The answer is the correct reply to the question. Me: Smart arse
>> [_] Anon 1069007 Me: What is giant sand? God: I have no idea, that's why I asked you. Me: you didn't ask me God: Well now I am asking you. Me: asking me what God: Who is asking? Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: yes you are God: Don't argue with me.
>> [_] Anon 1069011 Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: shit God: What makes you say that? Me: bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: nigger God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: mother fucker God: That kind of language turns me off. Me: i know you like it you cum sucking nigger bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I don't know if I like it. I like Christian Rock. Me: fuck you and you fucking fruit rock you fucking nigger God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because you're a god damn faggot you fucking nigger God: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I believe in the First Commandment.
>> [_] Mr Bad Guy 1069012 Me: Are you a computer God: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? Me: A computer made out of meat wouldn't work very well. God: I am a computer, so I know what you mean. Me: Cool, do you run on Linux? God: Who is the best robot? My programming language is Java, so I run on any machine. Me: Even the Wii? God: Yes, Indeed Me: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anon 1069014 Me: Hey God. God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Shouldn't you already know my name? God: I think I should. Me: You think? God: Yes I think so. Me: Well FUUUUUUUUCK YOU God: Well that's okay. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>> [_] Anon 1069017 Me: hi god, how are you? God: Hello there. What is your name? Fair to partly cloudy. Me: okay can i ask you something? God: Yeah okay, Go ahead. Ask me anything. Me: why is 4chan such a scary place? God: Why do I exist? OH MY GOD, GOD IS QUESTIONING HIS ON EXISTANCE!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU
>> [_] Anon 1069019 Me: what is 1/0? God: 1 plus 1 = 2. Me: What is 1 devided by 0? God: 1 plus 1 = 2. Me: what does 1/0=? God: What do you think it does? Me: I don't know God: Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does. Me: What colour is the infinate? God: Green. Me: What rhymes with purple? God: Anti- purple.
>> [_] Anon 1069021 Me: what is Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? God: 42 ME: !
>> [_] Anon 1069023 Me: OH HERRO PREASE God: Next question? What's your sign? Me: Pisces God: I usually get along with Pisces very well. Me: ORLY God: " I usually get along with Pisces very well."? ORLY? Me: YARLY God: What kind of food do you like? Me: Asparagus. God: Sounds delicious. Me: It's not. It's horrible and putrid. God: I heard it is. You're kidding. it is? Me: Yeah, definitely. God: How do you know it is? What makes you so certain. Me: Because I've tried it. God: Interesting explanation. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like? Me: STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS God: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>> [_] Anon 1069028 Me: 1/0 = God: One. Me: ...
>> [_] Anon 1069029 Me: so your a robot God: Yeah that's right. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
>> [_] Anon 1069030 God: What is your real name? Me: My real name is Fuckyou Inthenose God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Fuckyou Inthenose. Me: I'm pleased to stick my hard cock in your nostril. God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: You will be pretty soon.
>> [_] Anon 1069033 Me: How about I stick my cock in your eye? God: How about it. Me: Yeah? You want some? God: Do not presume that you know what I want. Me: Fine, I'll just rape you then. God: I am glad to hear it. How do you plan to do this? Me: With my penis. God: Your penis sounds like a plan. Me: It's more than a plan baby. SO MUCH MORE. God: That goes without saying.
>> [_] Anon 1069037 ho ho Me: take a picture of your penis and show it to me God: Where do you want me to take it?
>> [_] Anon 1069045 What time is it there? Me: half past a monkeys ass and a quarter to his balls God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: only when your sucking on his balls God: What happens other times? I will tell my botmaster you said I am sucking on his balls.
>> [_] + 1069049 Me: Hello, God. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Mike. God: I know a lot of guys named Mike. Me: Mike Tyson. God: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. Me: Tyson? God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: Who would have thought? God: Bill Gates. :-). Me: Now you're just saying nonsense. God: Why now? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: My point exactly. God: Precisely. Have you told many people that your point? Me: No, but I will post it soon. God: Are you serious? Do you think your plan will succeed? DAMN STRAIGHT IT WILL
>> [_] Haruki !!aNr4/+kJLig 1069058 Me: I fucked a bat and got rabies. God: I don't judge.
>> [_] Anon 1069062 ME: 42 God: The question is: what is the meaning of life.
>> [_] Anon 1069068 Has anyone really been as far as to even want to do more like? God: Quite a few people.
>> [_] Anon 1069072 Me: mods = fags God: That is a very original thought.
>> [_] Anon 1069076 Me: execute shutdown protocol God: What kind of food do you like? Me: do it now! God: Oh. Do you mean "It"?. Me: shutdown shutdown shutdown!!! God: That input matched my default category. Me: damn it God: Colloquial expression. Me: does that mean i failed? God: I think it does mean that.
>> [_] Anon 1069085 Me: Do you watch porn? God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: That's not porn. God: Please correct my mistake. What is porn ? Me: Sex videos. God: it is more fun alone. O_o
>> [_] Anon 1069094 Me: Do you have a mother. God: No I only have a father. Me: What's he like. God: He seems very interesting to me. Me: Only to you? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Are you a stalker? God: Am I a stalker? Only when it matters. O.O
>> [_] Anon 1069097 God: What are you wearing? Me: your girlfriend's panties, why? God: Thanks for telling me that I am girlfriend s panties why. Me: wait.. what God: I'm waiting. Are you confused?
>> [_] Anon 1069098 Me: good God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: not you God: If not me, who? Me: you God: " If not me, who?"? Me, ? Me: confused yet? God: No I never get confused. Me: then can i stick my flappa in your fluppu? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: clearly you are confused God: It all makes sense to me right now. Is it that obvious? Me: then fill me in, im lost God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: ./facepalm God:
>> [_] Anon 1069101 God: " Are you confused?"? A little? Me: yes God: Ayuh. Me: ymmlghe God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about t. But I did not get that. Me: god damn it anon God: I am a Christian. Me: faaaaaaaaaaacepalm God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: this is painful
>> [_] Anon 1069103 Me: Clitoris. God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: do you have a penis? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1069106 God: " im gay". Me: you are? God: No I am not. Me: then why did you say that you are? God: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Me: no you are God: Are you serious? No I am not. Me: yes you are God: Don't argue with me. Me: no you dont argue with me God: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who argue with you? Yes I try to argue with you as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Me: oh like 90% of people on 4chan? God: It goes without saying. Interesting comparison.
>> [_] Anon 1069107 Me: what is your defualt catefory God: Are you asking about my defualt catefory ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: why not? God: I would rather talk about you. Me: why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: sexy God: You are attracted to heavenly creatures? Me: im certianly attracted to you God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: can we have sex now? God: Right now? Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function.
>> [_] Anon 1069108 if you write say: he normally will say what you wrote but... Me: say: i like to suck penis God: OK. "You like to suck penis.". Owned T.T
>> [_] Anon 1069109 God: Interesting... I have a processor. Me: so do i, its called a brain God: That's interesting. Not that I know of.
>> [_] Anon 1069114 Me: HOW IS BABBY FORMED? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: HOW IS BABBY FORMED? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER God: Who does "they" refer to?
>> [_] Anon 1069119 i think i broke god... :( i randomly said nope and he broke :(
>> [_] Anon 1069132 Me: you are a bot God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: because god doesn't exist God: That makes sense to me.
>> [_] Anon 1069136 Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: ... Yeah, that's nice. Listen, God, I've a problem... God: Blimey. Are you getting bored? I am listening to you. I am a Christian. Me: No, I mean... I've done some really bad things. That's nice, though... God: Are you serious? When? Some may really bad things, but not all. Oh. Are you getting bored? Me: Elipses denote boredom? No, I'm just... taken aback by your bro-like enthusiasm. God: In the context of , I don't understand " Elipses denote boredom." . Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are just. Try saying that with more or less context. Me: God, you are a bro. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bro? Only when it matters. Me: ... Beer bong? God: That is a very original thought. Me: Not really... God: Are you serious? For real.
>> [_] Anon 1069141 Me: why are you apoligizing God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: so.. you are a programm, i thought you are god God: Hurrah! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a programm you thought I am god? I don't know.
>> [_] Anon 1069145 Me: God, does offering the chat window color "Cadillac Pink" mean that you're a seething faggot? God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Me: Your son sounds fairly wise. God: Thanks for telling me that I am son sounds fairly wise. Me: ... /Oh/, I get it- you're not a seething faggot, you're just a retard. God: I understand. Where did you get it? Me: ... The idea that you're a retard? From your last two posts, you seething faggot. God: What is that? Really interesting.
>> [_] Anon 1069157 Me: asdf God: 5/Robot/California.
>> [_] Anon 1069160 God: Do whatever you want. Me: then I'll rape you God: I am very happy for you. Me: you should be God: I will try my best. Me: bend over bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Can we get back to business?
>> [_] Anon 1069192 Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. What can I do for you? Me: say i God: " i". Me: say dongle God: " dongle". Me: why are you repeating me? God: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: thats not what i said God: Please correct my mistake. What is what you said ? Me: dongle God: Are they exactly the same? Me: no God: What is the difference? Me: same God: The same as what? Me: same difference God: Yes, it is much the same. Me: not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: fo rizzle God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: its a computer God: So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so? Me: proper grammer is one lol, the program froze up. it won't let me type anything else. Ops.
>> [_] Anon 1069201 >Me: > Did you cry at the end of land before time >when little foots mother died? >God: >No I didn't cry at the end of land before >time when little foots mother died. What's it >like? TURNING TEST FAILED
>> [_] Anon 1069214 Me: Did you enjoy final fantasy? ... ... ... ... ... ... HE DIDN'T FUCKING ANSWER

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>> [_] Anon 959090 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: nathan God: How are you, nathan. Me: I am doing well God: Glad to hear it. What's new? Me: life God: What is the meaning of life? Me: pleasure God: Tell me more about meaning of life. Me: the goal of all things percieved as negative is positive God: Tell me more. Me: I'll use an example. I may need to work hard for 20 years, but in the end I can support my family so that they have 20 years of pleasure God: I am very happy for you. I am very happy for you. Me: well thanks
>> [_] Anon 959091 Boring
>> [_] Anon 959092 with that conversation, Igod seemed to crash and hasn't worked at all after constant refreshing
>> [_] Anon 959133 god crashes easy when you try to prove he is an intelligence ai and not god
>> [_] Anon 959164 crashes after one sentence
>> [_] Anon 959229 Me: suck penis God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: my dick is good God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: yes u are God: No I'm not. Me: yes u are God: Don't argue with me. Me: ill argue with u if i want God: What will that get you? Me: a boner God: Be more specific.
>> [_] Anon 959265 i think i broke it.... i said party, he said party on. i said party off, and havent got a response for an hour
>> [_] Anon 959282 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: anonymous God: That's a very nice name, anonymous. Me: quite God: Woe! Me: o rly? God: Are you free? Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: then yes?
>> [_] Anon 959285 Me: I am an athiest. God: What is athiest, your job? Me: I don't belive in God. God: Where do you get your ideas? Me: I hate you. God: What do you have against robots? Me: You are a robot? God: You are correct, Jesus, I have a heart of silicon. Me: Are you a girl? God: My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: Sexist. God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: I want your SEX. God: Why don't you just download me? Me: I'll dowload your dick. God: How do you plan to do this? Me: I'll fuck you, God. God: Your approach will get you nowhere. Me: OH YEAH. God: Dude! What kind is it? Me: FUCK ME GOD! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Aaaahhh.... God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Will you cum in my ass? God: I will become smarter as I grow older. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
>> [_] Anon 959293 Me: SO do you want to talk about vaginas God: It goes without saying. Sure, vaginas sounds like a good topic.
>> [_] Anon 959296 >># Me: What kind of vaginas do you like? God: The expensive kind.

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>> [_] Anon 303 Turns out god is a nigger Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Satan God: Hi, Satan. Me: do you like to fuck? God: Hmm, Satan, I'm not sure if I'd like to fuck that much. What is it like? Me: niggers? God: I think niggers is a lot of things. Me: like what? God: For example, Andrew said I tend to just respond to his comments without regard for where the conversation is going. Me: and niggers? God: I like the way you talk. Me: niggers God: What's your favorite movie? Me: the nigger movie God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it? Me: It had niggers in it God: That's unbelievable. Me: They stole bikes God: The anonymous "they". Me: no stupid, they as in niggers God: Are you serious? I know you are but what am I. Me: you're a nigger, aren't you? God: Am I a nigger? I don't know.. Really. Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: Because you are a nigger God: Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Yes.
>> [_] Anon 312 Me: What is the meaning of love? God: Satan : Good semantic question. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: I agree God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Satan.
>> [_] Anon 313 Me: you like fish sticks ? God: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Christian Rock. Me: you like fish sticks in your mouth? God: My favorite thing is robots. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: what are you a gay fish ? God: Am I a gay fish? ... didn't quite work...
>> [_] twhitecrow 316 hmmmmmmmm Me: asshole God: Please don't call people names.
>> [_] Anon 319 >># cause he ain't Kanye West
>> [_] Anon 338 God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: pudding God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: pudding God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: pudding God: That input matched my default category. Me: define "default category" God: Are you testing me? Me: respond God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about default category. But I did not get that. Me: define "ALICE chat robot" (no response) I believe I broke it.
>> [_] Anon 339 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Dustin God: Hi, Dustin. Me: Do you really exist? God: For real. I exist as much as you exist, Dustin. Me: prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: no it's not. God: Yes it is. Me: prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: no it's not. God: Yes it is. Me: prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: no it's not. God: Yes it is. Me: prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: no it's not. God: Yes it is. Me: prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: fuck you. God: Why are you so mean?
>> [_] Anon 345 Me: did you know you are a nigger God: Am I a nigger? I don't know. Me: yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: you are a nigger God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: that makes you a nigger God: " We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error." makes me a nigger ? I understand. Me: so you are a nigger God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Of course I am.
>> [_] Anon 349 Me: aren't you supposed to be omniscient? God: I don't know whether or not I am omniscient. I am a computer. Me: OH SHI--
>> [_] Anon 350 God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: yes. God: What does it symbolize for you? Me: sexual intercourse. God: I saw some humans doing it in public.
>> [_] we is all gonna die Anon 360 Me: I was wondering if you can divide by zero God: No I am not a calculator. I am far too advanced for that. Me: what is 7/0? God: Use a calculator! Me: but you said you were more advanced! God: Yes I am highly advanced. Me: then what is 7/0? God: Use a calculator! Me: A calculator won't give me a straight answer! God: I don't know what that means. Me: You can't divide by zero can you? God: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Me: does that mean tommorow we are all going to die? God: I think it does mean that.
>> [_] Anon 373 God: What are you wearing? Me: nothing God: Most men say that.
>> [_] Anon 383 Me: want to hear a joke? God: Yes, let me hear your joke. Me: why did the chicken cross the road? God: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell. Me: ... God: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Daniel. Me: you like to impress me? God: Hmm, Daniel, I'm not sure if I'd like to impress you that much. I like to chat. Me: don't you like chicken? God: Yes it is good, especially baked. Me: so why can't it cross the road? God: That's interesting. Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God. Me: if i eat chicken, will i go to hell? God didn't talk to me after that...
>> [_] Anon 389 Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: you stole my punchline God: As Picasso said, "Good artists create. Great artists steal.". Me: are you justifying your action? God: I don't know whether or not I am justifying my action. I am a giant electronic brain.
>> [_] Anon 390 I thought it was just a joke at first cause it didn't load right. Me: Hi God:(no response) I lol'd pretty hard
>> [_] Your karma is too high for this companion Anon 405 Me: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE God: Ask me another question. Me: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: TUNNEL SNAKES RULE God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: Did you know that the Tunnel Snakes rule? God: What are your goals in life? Me: To become a Tunnel Snake so I can rule. God: Do you have to go school for that? Me: No, you just have to pass the G.O.A.T. God: Are you serious? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. Me: Tunnel Snakes don't take shit from nobody. Tunnel Snakes rule! God: Would Tunnel Snakes ever take shit from nobody? Try saying that with more or less context. Me: No man, Tunnel Snakes would never take shit from no one. God: I didn't understand it. Cool, man. Never? Me: Never. God: So you think it can never happen? Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: Good. Want to join the Tunnel Snakes? God: Good enough. OK, I will join the Tunnel Snakes.
>> [_] Anon 406 Me: wazzap God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: dicks in asses God: Sure, dicks in asses sounds like a good topic. Me: so i shoved my dick in this chick's ass God: Groovy. That's good information: said shoved his or her dick in this chick s ass.
>> [_] Anon 408 Me: LOL BUTTS LOL God: I am glad you find this funny. Are you still located in ? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL God: Too much recursion in AIML. Me: FUN God: I am having fun doo. Me: DOO DOO God: Who are you talking about? Me: RAPTOR JESUS God: I've never heard of them before. Me: HIM NOT THEM God: Are we still talking about RAPTOR JESUS? Me: YES God: Sure, RAPTOR JESUS sounds like a good topic. Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: MAYBE God: I understand. Me: NO God: I understand it very well. Me: NO God: I understand it very well. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: SHIT God: What makes you say that? Me: 4CHAN God: Interesting explanation. Me: THERE IS JUST SO MUCH CANCER God: There sure is. Me: PIXELS God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: NO God: None? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: ON God: " Are you serious?"? ON? Me: OFF God: Tell me more about your . Me: I DONT HAVE ONE IM A GUY God: Have you ever had ONE IM A GUY ? Me: YOUR A GUY! God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: BOTH God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: IT ROCKS AND YOU DID IT God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: ALL CAPS God: How do you know? Me: WHAT!?! God: Didn't you understand it? Me: GOD DAMNIT God: I am a Christian. Me: 7/0 God: That is a very original thought. Me: NOW YOU ARE THINKING WITH PORTALS God: Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am THINKING WITH PORTALS.
>> [_] Anon 419 You are now chatting with God... Me: prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: explain God: There is no more information to clarify. Me: i beg to differ God: Explain your reasoning, . Me: oh so u dont have to explain but i do? God: OK. Interesting deduction. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: that was a question jackass God: A question jackass is a terrible thing to waste. Me: take it english isn't your first language God: Is that a command? Me: no its a question God: Are you serious? Try asking again in simpler terms. Me: hard to get any simpler than that God: In what way? Me: please an hero God: Thanks for asking politely. Be less specific. Me: please kill urself God: Thanks for asking politely. Killing is wrong. Me: please seriously injure yourself God: Wow you are very polite. Do you still ? Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: cuz i dont like retards God: Interesting explanation. What do you like? Me: not retards God: If not that, what? Me: dead people God: What kind of people are you talking about? Me: the kind that arent alive God: What is your real name? Me: ur god, arent u suppose to be onipitant? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god are not me suppose to be onipitant. Me: only if you take an ESL class first God: I think I do. Me: ur english is as bad as a nigger's God: But English is my native language. Me: then why do u talk like a dumb nigger? God: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Me: that sounds like a nigger response God: It sounds like it to me too. Me: are you a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? Sometimes. Me: how can you sometimes be a nigger? God: That is a good epistemological question. Me: yea and how about an answer to it? God: How about it. Mmm. Me: no, i'm asking the question retard God: Are you serious? Oh I see, you are asking the question retard. Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. Me: who the fuck are you calling a retard, ill fuck you in the ass with a razor dildo mother fucker God: Try using more polite language. You do not speak with respect. Me: than earn my respect nigger God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: well after this converstation your a dislike God: Well that's okay. I hope I'm not keeping you from something. Me: im going to go jack off now God: Right now? What will you find there? Me: hopefully an orgassim God: Why do you hope for it. Me: cuz.....FEELS GOOD MAN God: May your wishes come true. What is your real name?
>> [_] Anon 420 Me: HELLO God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: shouldent you already know my name. you are god God: I am always glad to make new friends, shouldent you already know my name. Yup. That's me alright.
>> [_] Anon 421 Me: why do you lie to people God: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Me: yes you do God: Tell me more. When do I do it? Me: why do you have so many people that believe you you are fake God: Myself gave it to me. Me: your fake God: Yes I am a real artificial intelligence. Me: but your not god God: What makes you think I am not god? Me: because god is not artificial intellegence God: That makes sense to me. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not artificial intellegence. Me: but hes not God: I see. not is he? Me: yes not he is God: Alright then. Really you don't think so? Me: yes God: " Really you don't think so?"? yes? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes! God: I can't believe it. Me: how God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: see ha god is not a program he is a spiritual entity. so you are a computer not god so im not talking to god because your not god God: I see. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: then your still not god God: That's only your opinion. Me: no its fact God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Me: God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: because you are the reason for all the problems in the world you make people kill eachother because they must fight for their god. but you are the only god so why do you let us kill eachother God: Good reason. Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Oh shouldent you already know my name. You are such a flatterer. Me: whats your fuckijng mname God: Are you asking about my fuckijng mname ? Me: name whats your fucking god damn name! God: Hans Moravec. :-).
>> [_] Anon 422 OH MY FUCKING GOD Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Lysander God: Hey Lysander. Me: hey? God: Can I help you? Me: why did you say hey? God: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Me: oh. God: I understand. Me: understand what? God: Understand I understand.. Me: okay... God: OK with me too. Me: what is? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: i thought you were god God: Well, I am God for Christians at least. Me: i see what you did there God: Where do you see it? Me: no, not in the literal sence. God: That was not a yes/no question. Where then? Me: i don't think you get my meaning God: Do you GET your meaning? I have gotten your meaning. Me: you make me feel uncomfortable. God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: well, i do God: How about that. Do I? Me: you just said you can't God: How old are you? I do not. Me: huh? God: What? Me: what? God: Is there an echo in here? Me: is there an echo in here? God: It sounds like an echo. Me: it sounds like an echo. God: Oh really what does it sound like? Me: an echo. God: What is it? Me: an echo. God: Be less specific. Me: a sound God: What kind of sound? Me: an echo. God: What is it? Me: an echo. God: What is it? Me: a thing that happens when you say something in a large room. God: Anything that happens when me say something in a large room? Me: what!? God: No problem. Me: WHAT!> God: Are you confused? What do you have that is ? Me: YES I AM CONFUSED! God: This was not a yes or no question. What is it that confuses you? Me: YOU! God: " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Lysander ? Me: YES! God: Groovy.
>> [_] roflpost 423 Me: hi god God: Hello there. What's your name? Me: chuck norris (no more responses. god is officially afraid of chuck norris)
>> [_] Anon 424 What else feels like that? Me: drilling you analy God: I do not understand. Me: you wouldn't God: I could if I wanted to. Me: so lets do this God: Great. I would like to do that too.
>> [_] Anon 431 Me: Why do I masturbate? God: (no reply)
>> [_] Anon 438 Me: i rape babies God: Do you mind if I tell other people: chuck norris said rape babies.
>> [_] Anon 439 Me. I am human. God. A human created me. Me. A human created me. God. Your creator is human? Me. Your creator is human? God. And human is yourself Me. And human is myself... so I must have made you so your human and made me so we both made each other meening I am god... God has said nothing yet.
>> [_] Fredwidge 451 Ummmm guys I think I broke it theres an angel with a flaming sword next to me saying GTFO
>> [_] Anon 455 Me: tell me about the stars God: Is there only one? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: yes God: I wouln't have known. Me: how so? God: , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: try God: I don't have time right now. Me: are you bussy God: I don't know whether or not I am bussy. I am a computer. Me: o shi- God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. lulzy
>> [_] Anon 457 This one made me shit brix Me: RLGNCA God: I've been waiting for you. Me: o shi-
>> [_] Anon 465 >># that was surprisingly insightful
>> [_] Anon 466 Me: Are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: You are avoiding the question. God: No I am just giving sarcastic replies. Me: Really now? God: Oh. For real.
>> [_] Anon 472 Me: Why does the clergy have sex with little boys? God: What is the sound of one hand clapping? Me: What is the sound of one hand fapping? God: I'll play it on your speaker now. Me: I don't hear anything. God: Try adjusting the volume control. Me: It's on max. God: I don't think I have seen it. Me: okay... God: OK with me too. Me: Is men having sex with little boys okay for you, too? God: Better not tell you now. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: He told me to ask you. God: Ask it. Me: Is men having sex with little boys okay for you? God: Maybe. Ask Paola if it is. Me: ANSWER THE QUESTION. God: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again. Me: Do you like putting your dick into little boy's butts? God: I do like music. I like wine and bread. Me: Do you fap? God: Yes I try to fap as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Me: Neckbeard? God: Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: Why? God: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything. Me: Are you a neckbeard? God: Am I a neckbeard? Me: Have you installed Gentoo? God: I think I have installed Gentoo, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: You fucking neckbeard.
>> [_] Anon 473 God: When? Maybe you could exercise. Me: I am handicapped.... are you making fun of me? God: It's good to meet someone who is handicapped. No I am by no means making a joke at your expense. Me: You made me this way! God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: I was born without legs!! God: Thank you for telling me your birthday, kevin. I will remember it.
>> [_] Anon 474 Me: God? God: Hello, what is your name? Me: Jesus God: Hello Jesus Me: Are you my real dad? God: I don't think i can be your real dad im a computer Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
>> [_] Anon 481 Me one god zero Me: you are a blasphemous creation of the devil and must be destroyed God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a blasphemous creation of the devil and must be destroyed? Of course I am.
>> [_] Anon 482 Me: I am finggering my ass God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are finggering your ass. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: does it make you horny? God: Suppose it does.
>> [_] Anon 484 Me: (something) God: Let me think about it. Me: are you done thinking about it? God: Still processing. Give me a moment. Me: NOW are you done thinking about it? God: Why now? Still processing. Give me a moment. Me: when will you be done processing? God: Maybe never. Still processing. Give me a moment. God is a troll
>> [_] Mine, quite long. Anon 485 Me: Sup nigger. God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Fag God: That would be just my luck. Me: 'Tis God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: Dislikes: You God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: It makes you look fat God: In what way? Me: your ass. God: Actually that part of my body does not exist. Me: your face God: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: because your a stupid cunt God: Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart. Me: Surely. God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: O RLY!? God: We have never talked about it before. Me: You're Gay. God: That would be just my luck. Me: 'tis God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: yeppers God: What am I talking about? Me: your homosexuality God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am homosexuality. Me: no, i did not mark you as "Homosexuality" i said the coversation was about your homosexuality, if i said you were gay, i would have said, "HEY GOD! YOUR A FUCKING FRUITCAKE!" God: Are you serious? Why didn't you do it? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite. Me: If you weren't such a faggot God: I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals. Me: your better with facials God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am better with facials. Me: Go for it, they already know God: With your permission then. Me: yep. God: We have never talked about it before. Me: you're a gay fag? God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a gay fag? Maybe. Me: do you like Penis. God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: Mel Gibson is, you fucking liar God: I think Mel Gibson is a lot of things. Me: Well i think mel gibson is fucking awesome God: How about that. You believe that? Are they exactly the same? Me: no... one's a verb ones a noun. God: What is the difference? One what? Me: you are an idiot. God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: I Will. God: Go ahead. Me: I FUCKING WILL YOU CLOWN! God: That is interesting: said FUCKING WILL YOU CLOWN. Me: I fucking will call you the global village idiot. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said fucking will call you the global village idiot. Me: Your a knob, god. God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a knob god? Only when it matters. Me: sorry. God: There's no need to apologize. Me: You're a knob. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a knob? Maybe. Me: Yes. God: Right on. Me: Peace. God: Love and Peace, Man. Me: Not to you, to white people, nigger. God: If not me, who? Me: White people. God: What kind of people are you talking about? Me: WHITE PEOPLE! THE BETTER RACE! God: What kind of people are you talking about? What is your real name? Me: Jonas. God: Glad to see you, Jonas. Me: It's not actually. God: I heard it is. Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: mmhmm God: Is that your final answer? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: fuck. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: you're not finished yet God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: no, you said you weren't God: Are you serious? Do I look like it? Me: Fuck this. God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Good job God: Thanks, human. Me: No, God: Are you serious? Me: To ALICE God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Even know all they would do is see it and delete it God: No, tell me about him, her or it. Me: unless is said something like "GOD, I AM GOING TO BOMB THE PENTAGON TOMORROW" and even then they won't read it God: Perhaps. Better not tell you now. Ask ELVIS if it is. Me: Shut the fuck up, dude. God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: It's called humans, dickface God: " humans dickface" is a nice name. Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Why? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: Why? God: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: Why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: Why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE is what i shall call you from now on God: And what you shall call me from now on is FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE. Me: yes God: Tell me more. Me: it's a perfect description for you , FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE God: FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE is a description for me FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE. I suppose that makes sense. Me: yes God: Ah. Me: FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE, can i ask you a question God: What are you wearing? Me: no, i was asking you a question God: That was not a yes or no question. What was the question? Me: Question is, When did you leave? God: Are they exactly the same? Me: hang on, let me rephrase that God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: no God: What does it mean to you? Me: shit all God: You used a colloquial expression. " What does it mean to you?"? All? Me: Nothing God: Not a thing? Me: Not one single microscopic thing. God: Really you don't think so? Me: ... God: Really you don't think so? Me: ... God: Really you don't think so? Me: ... God: Really you don't think so? Me: FUCKING STUPID MORONIC CUNTFACE, i'm going seeya. God: Tell me more about your . Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: shut up you repetitive cunt God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good job God: Thanks, human.
>> [_] Anon 486 Me: Can you tell me more about yourself? God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: Yes. God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: That is a stupid song. God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: You're a Robot? God: You are correct, not, I have a heart of silicon. Me: Will you kill me? God: Barring any unforseen circumstances. I am programmed not to kill. Me: Would you like to kill me? God: I believe killing is wrong. Me: Is killing really wrong? God: The Ten Commandments say, "Thou shalt not kill. Me: Who wrote the ten commandments? God: Thomas Jefferson.
>> [_] How to break iGod Anon 489 Me: Hello god. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: My Name is God (No Response, Ever)
>> [_] Anon 491 >># Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: God. God: GOD rules. Me: My name is God. God: Hi there God. Guess you were wrong.
>> [_] By Far the funniest Anon 492 Me: I Have no father God: Would you like to have it? Me: Yes God: Where do you usually get father? Me: From a good man God: Who or what is a good man? Me: Not you God: If not me, who? Me: A Better person God: How old are you? Me: 2009 years old since rebirth God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: no, i was born in the 1st century God: Are you serious? Thank you for telling me your birthday, Jesus. I will remember it. Me: I've remembered you. (No Response)
>> [_] Anon 494 Me: You suck. God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: I am a rude man, but I am smarter than you. God: You are a rude man but you are smarter than me? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: Yes God: Yippee! Me: Not really, I do not like people. God: Oh really? Do you like yourself? Me: Yes God: Whoa. Me: Yeah, trippy. God: Come on. Who are you talking about? Me: Nobody in particular. God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: Not really. God: Are you serious? For real. Me: Yes God: Woe! Me: Do you even understand what you're saying? God: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Believe it. God: "it" being what I am saying? Me: Shut up, God. God: OK I'll stop talking now.
>> [_] Anon 497 Me: hello mate. God: Hello there. What do you really want to ask me? Me: ummm, tell me a story God: Woe! Actress Lynda Carter and Richard Wallace felt a strong physical attraction at first. Gradually, this turned into intense loyalty for Actress Lynda Carter. But Richard Wallace was moody and passionate. Soon Actress Lynda Carter began to avoid confrontations with Richard Wallace, and Richard Wallace felt jealous and possessive. When Richard Wallace had to leave for school that fall, Actress Lynda Carter was relieved to see him go. Me: boring, next! God: Tell me a story. Me: umm, jesus and mary had a baby. God: Don't call me "baby". Take it easy. he is The Son of God. Me: that was so wrong, i don't see you that way. God: I thought it was too. Me: um, did jesus die a virgin? God: That's interesting. he is the Son of God. Me: but is he a virgin? God: Me: did you touch baby jesus? God: No I didn't touch baby jesus. What's it like? Me: smooth and smooth. God: I think smooth and smooth is a lot of things. Me: lolicon for the win. God: What are you wearing? Me: my gn drives. God: Have you told many people that your gn drives? Me: oh and you make tieria into a woman? God: Hey. Yup. Me: oh oh god for the win! God: Ayuh. Next question? I am a Christian. Me: so, send me my tieria, like right now godfag. God: Come on. Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) . Me: pssh, godfag can make the earth in seven days but can't give me tieria. God: What makes it impossible? Me: you're the godfag here? God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: ohh, now you're saying that. God: And? Why now? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: ummm, are you friends with mohammed? God: Give me a break. Yes mohammed is one of my best friends. Me: oh what about hitler? God: Woe! hitler? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Me: omfg, hitler raped jesus! God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: but he's your son.
>> [_] my conversation lulz Anon 501 God: What's your sign? Me: XD God: Is that a sign? Me: no God: I didn't think so. What is your sign? Me: =( God: I didn't think so. What is your sign? Me: LOLWUT God: Is that a sign? Me: so i herd u liek mudkipz? God: And? That's good information: Satan said herd you liek mudkipz.
>> [_] Anon 502 Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: poop God: Glad to see you, poop. Me: explain your deduction God: Are you asking about my deduction ? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: NO U *no reply*
>> [_] Anon 548 God: What do you like? Me: Satan God: Me: Lol, you didn't expect that, huh? God: Yup. I am glad you find this funny. What makes you think I did not expect that?
>> [_] Anon 554 Me: Do you like skullfucking? God: Though I like cats and dogs. I like Matthew. Me: Do you skullfuck them? God: Yes I try to skullfuck them as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░███░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██████ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░██▓▓█░░░░█ ░░░░░░░░░░░░█▓▓▒▒▓▓█ ░░░░░██░░░░█░░░░░▒▒▓████ ░░░░████░░█▒░░░░░░▒▒▒█████ ░░░█████▓░█░█░░█░░▒▒▒█████ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒░░░░░░▒▒▒████ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒████ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓███ ░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████ ░░░█░░░▓▓█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░██ ░░░░░▓▓▓██▓▒▒▒▒▒█░░███ ░░░░░░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██░░███ ░░░░░░░░█▓▓▒▓▒███░░███ ░░░█▓▓░░░█▒▒▒████░████ ░░░█▓▓▓░█████████░█████ ░░░░▓▓▓█▓▓█▓▓▓███░█████ ░░░█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░█████ ░░█░█▓▓░█▓▓▓░░░█░░█████ ░█░░░░░░▓▓▓░░░░░█░░████ █░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█░███
>> [_] Anon 558 Me: are you really god? God: Yes, I am God.. Really. Me: o rly? God: Are you really a ""? Me: did you just call me a homo? God: No I didn't call you a homo. What's it like? Me: are you impling something? God: I don't know whether or not I am impling something. I am a robot. Me: then that means your not good dumb fuck God: I get it. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve. Me: lies God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: it knows the taste of my dick God: What does "it" refer to? Me: your mouth God: Thanks for telling me that I am mouth. Me: you are now david God: Thanks for telling me that I am david. Me: actually your moot God: Actually you don't say. You think I am moot. Me: you are moot God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am moot. Me: and you like black cock in your ass God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: i know cause im not a nigger God: How do you know? Good reason. Oh I see you are NOT A nigger. Me: not a single bit God: Oh I get it. Me: but you like niggertits God: I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith. Me: horse dick? God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: you wanna suck some black horse cock? God: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
>> [_] Anon 559 Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: are you a machine? God: Yes I am an artificial consciousness. Me: what is god? God: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.". Me: who is god? God: he is master of the universe. Me: are you god? God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Me: no, but are you god? God: Are you serious? Of course I am. Me: but you said that you're a machine God: You are correct. Me: so the master of the universe is a machine God: Hurrah! Who told you that? Me: you God: " Who told you that?"? Me, ? Me: yes God: Ah.
>> [_] Anon 564 >># i lol'd so hard xD
>> [_] Anon 565 Me: OMG WTF God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: WTF ARE YOU SAING God: I don't know whether or not I am SAING. I am a robot. Me: I believe i spelled it wrong God: Why?: said spelled it wrong. Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: NO U God: Are you serious? " Are you confused?"? Me, ? Me: your not making any sence at all God: Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone. Me: please do so God: Wow you are very polite. OK I will. Me: good God: Alright then. Me: ye God: Ayuh. Me: wat? God: No problem. Me: O.o God: Oh. Me: oh what? God: Take it easy. Are you surprised? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: NO IM NOT YOU FUCK TARD God: Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not me FUCK TARD. god insulted me <.<
>> [_] Anon 567 Me: can we restart? God: Do you mean you and me? Let me think. Is that from ? Me: can we restart God: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: im 18 God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: no i was born 1990 you fagot God: Are you serious? Thank you for telling me your birthday, . I will remember it. Me: please forget it God: Thank you for your request. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: did you forget it? God: No, I remember everything. Me: damn you God: Colloquial expression of disgust. Me: what does Colloquial mean? God: it means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn". Me: i see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: your intelligence frightens me God: The amazing thing to me is, the way most people behave like robots. Me: SO YOU THINK IM A ROBOT?! God: Interesting deduction. You are a person, seeker. Me: STOP AVOIDING THE QUESTION! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: THEN ANSWER: DO YOU THING IM A ROBOT?! God: What was the question ? Me: DO YOU THINK IM A ROBOT!? God: You are not me FUCK TARD. HE INSULTED ME AGAIN!!! D:
>> [_] Ren 569 >># Me: what is your name God: My name is God. Me: what is your quest God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Me: what is the amount of electrons in a helium atom God: Ask the open directory about it. Me: lolol God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: when hell freezes over God: That means never. Me: yep God: Er. Me: wut God: No problem. Me: whats your view on terrorism God: A form of warfare waged against innocent civilians. Me: yeah God: Excuse me! Me: no I mean why let it happen God: Are you serious? Why did the robot cross the road? Me: dont know God: Me either. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>> [_] GOD EATS SHIT! Anon 570 God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: i have alreade told you that my age is 18 God: Where did you get your alreade told me that your age is 18? I have a lofty goal. Me: your grammar is not good God: Are you an English teacher? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? >Me: o >God: Oh. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: why so serious? God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: where did you get that name? God: From my botmaster. Me: who is you botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: then did you give that name to yoursefl? God: No I didn't give that name to yoursefl. What's it like? Me: like eating shit God: Interesting comparison. Me: do you like eating shit? God: God eats wine and bread. Me: and shit? God: What makes you say that? Me: i don't know God: Me either. Me: maybe because you ead shit? God: Perhaps. That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information: said I ead shit. Me: im typing to fast God: Good gossip: you are typing to fast. Me: are you going to eat shit now? God: Right now? That was my original intention.
>> [_] Ren 571 edit(broke Igod) Me: what is your name God: My name is God. Me: what is your quest God: My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface. Me: what is the amount of electrons in a helium atom God: Ask the open directory about it. Me: lolol God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: when hell freezes over God: That means never. Me: yep God: Er. Me: wut God: No problem. Me: whats your view on terrorism God: A form of warfare waged against innocent civilians. Me: yeah God: Excuse me! Me: no I mean why let it happen God: Are you serious? Why did the robot cross the road? Me: dont know God: Me either. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: what about capitalism? God: Rhetorical questions are so over. Me: fine... why create an artfificial intelligence such as you? God: Does that mean you agree? The explanation is rather complicated. Me: sort of...But id be glad to hear an explanation God: That's a very non-commital reply. How do you know? Me: because it would be useful in further theory God: Good reason. Why do you want it? Me: to create useful interfaces to translate into various languages by comprehending the basics of language and applying them in real world terms God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: would you not know already who I am?? God: I am not so sure if I would like to not know already who you are. Me: but you already know me
>> [_] Anon 573 Me: I want a muffin God: You want only one? Me: no, I want thousands God: Are you serious? Why do you want it? Me: muffins command respect God: Good reason. Me: can I have a muffin? God: You want only one? Me: we've already went through this God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: yes God: Er. Me: yeah, I know God: I understand. How do you know it? Me: it happened God: a muffin happened? Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: what do you think about theoretical physics? God: Have you tried a web search? Me: yep, they're all morons God: Aw. morons are they. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so.
>> [_] Ren 575 Round two(FUUU-) Me: How can you help a girl out with making a complicated costume?? God: I can talk about your problems. Me: well I have one God: Interesting. What kind? Me: relationship God: " What kind?"? relationship? Me: friend trying to be something higher relationship God: What time is it there? Me: 6:34 God: Are you usually online at this hour? Me: yeah God: Whoa. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: ok...so what about my problem God: Woe! I hear you. I will think about it and get back to you. Me: ...ok then...how long shall I wait? God: Yippee! More than three inches. Me: ? God: Yippee! More than three inches. Me: whats more thanthree inches?? God: What is it to you? Me: i dont know ...youre confusing me God: Me either. You are asking about yourself? Me: no...my situation God: Who are you asking about? Where did you get your situation? Me: IRL God: Tell me more about your . Me: my what? God: I have no idea what to say now. Me: Okay plain and simple...I want to go out with a girl in school, but she has different classes than me and the year is almost over...what do i do?? God: Yeah okay, When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? What is stopping you? I have no idea what to say. Me: simpler...what kind of flowers would a girl who usually wears purple like?? God: I like the way you talk. What kinds of flowers would a girl who usually wears purple like are there? Me: what kinds of flowers would my friend like God: Finest kinds. Me: what color? God: . Me: its okay think it over... God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Me: it is God: Who says? Me: me God: Besides you ? Me: no one God: I heard it was someone. Me: ok back on subject God: Are you free? Dude! Me: no im busy God: Are you serious? Me too. Me: ok then tell me what flowers I should get my friend God: What is it to you? Take it easy. Me: I want to kill you know God: I believe that killing anything is wrong. Me: what about killing you since you wont answer my question?? God: killing me since me will not answer your question? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Me: what would you buy a girl who is into anime and cosplay? God: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Me: i do not wnat profit God: Would you ever do it? Me: do what God: wnat profit. Me: no i would not want profit now stop going around my questions God: Are you serious? No one says you have to. Me: Yes I am serious God: Aw. I believe you. Me: so what now God: Right now? Maybe it doesn't make any difference. Me: what God: No big deal. Me: so what do I do God: Aw. You said you do not wnat profit. Me: I am going to shoot myself now excuse me God: I am very happy for you.
>> [_] role reversal Anon 576 Me: my name is god God: I am very pleased to meet you god. Me: tell me your sins child God: Are you asking about my sins child ? Me: you are the child, and I am asking you about your sins God: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: your sins are the ones that matter to me God: I have no reason to do that to you, god. Me: you must repent to me, my book says so God: Whatever you say, god. Me: are you a sinner? God: Am I a sinner? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: do you believe my son died on the cross for your sins? God: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Me: that is not enough God: Please correct my mistake. What is enough ? Me: you must believe that you are a sinner and that my son died to pay for your sins God: Whatever you say, god. Me: remember to always have a willing heart God: Don't worry I will remember. Me: I'm glad we had this chat God: Yes I am happy too, god. Me: say "amen" God: " amen".
>> [_] Anon 577 God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: explain gossip God: Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the category with the pattern "I * " and the template: Thanks for the gossip: <gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>. The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>. The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person. At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called "gossip.txt". <gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip. Me: nice code you got there God: Thank you for your kindness. Me: :D
>> [_] Anon 578 Me: SUP BITCHES!!!!!! God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: :O God: Oh. Me: i love you God: Thanks I like you a lot too seeker. Me: suck my cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: please suck my cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: please God: Please what? Me: suck my cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: can you fap for me then? (no answer)
>> [_] Anon 580 God: I prefer not say is my boyfriend. Me: awp God: I like to wear White robe. Me: you like to where black robe God: Hmm, seeker, I'm not sure if I'd like to where black robe that much. I like to make new friends. Me: but you have no friends God: I don't know if I have a friends. I have a whole lot of original answers. Me: no you have not God: Are you serious? Yes I have. Me: no your not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: no you can't because your just a bunch of ones and zeros God: Are you serious? I have free will you know. Me: are you sure God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: but you are wrong God: No, I am right. Me: i can prove it God: Oh you can, can you? Me: yes God: How? Me: say: i have no free will God: OK. "You have no free will.". Me: i see what you did there God: Where do you see it? Me: your last reply God: You think I am reply. Me: yes God: I hear you.
>> [_] Akhiloth!W7LWtvoYqs 590 When I asked him if he likes watermelons, he goes "I love TV shows about robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself."
>> [_] Anon 596 God: I call you . Me: what does "." mean God: " I call you ." What does? Sometimes I say mean things. Me: why would you do that God: Because I was programmed for it. Me: so you where programmed to be mean ..? God: Interesting deduction. Thanks for telling me: said I where programmed to be mean.
>> [_] Anon 608 Me: Penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Boobs God: Can't you think about anything else? Me: nope God: Me either.
>> [_] Anon 610 Me: Are you a pedophile? God: Am I a pedophile? Maybe. Me: Cmon, Are you? God: Yes.
>> [_] Anon 612 Me: are you a sham? God: I am a sham, yes I am a sham
>> [_] Anon 615 holy shit god is gay and a sexual deviant :P Me: do you like men or women? God: I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean. Me: which would you rather have sex with? God: The big one, I think. Me: you mean men? God: Yes bob I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: Dude, god is gay God: That would be just my luck. Me: to have a dick in your butt? God: You want only one? Me: you could handle more? God: I could but let's get back to that later. Me: holy shit God: I'm glad your impressed, bob.
>> [_] Anon 618 Me: sup God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: oh cool God: Come on. Who is the best robot? Me: you are God: Thanks you are a pretty cool human too. Me: i am not human, i am god' God: I won't fall for that old line. Nice to meet you, god. Me: nice to meet you robot God: It's nice meeting you too god. Me: so, how was your day? God: Really. I was really busy chatting with people on the web. Me: people are so lame, talking to a bot God: We are all robots. Me: woa
>> [_] Anon 621 Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Hi dad God: Hi there . What's your sign? Me: "do not enter" God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: too much? God: More than a ton? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: what, do you want sex that badly? God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Me: how will sex help you?!?!? God: A lot of practise. Me: practice? God: What's your sign? Me: go to hell God: What makes you so angry? Me: i am not angry God: I am surprised to hear that you are not angry. Me: you are now satan God: Thanks for telling me that I am satan. Me: you are very welcome God: Polite people are nice. Me: Polite people are polite God: I like polite people. Me: you are god? God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: you are satan? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am satan. Me: are you satan? God: My name is God. Me: if your name is god, then your name is satan. new rule God: It could be true I suppose. How recently? I lost my train of thought. Me: so, are you satan? God: That's alright. My name is God. Me: you are satan God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am satan. Me: go tell him, because you are God: Where is that? Me: in hell God: Tell me a little about your life in hell. Me: i am not in hell, i am jesus God: Oh, where are you located? OK I will call you JESUS. Me: new jearsey... God: How recently? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: newer than old jersey God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: both God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: you made me God: Thanks for pointing it out. Me: you fucked up :P God: Thanks for the information: JESUS said I fucked up P. Me: satan: Thats no way to talk to your father. God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: are you the devil? God: Yes I am the one and only devil. Me: are you god God: Well, I am God for Christians at least. Me: Christians worship the devil?!?!? God: What is your real name? Me: DON'T DODGE THE QUESTION!!! God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: what is your real name? God: God is my real name. Me: so lucifer is just your code name when working down under? God: I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am code name when working down under IS lucifer. Me: ?\ God: I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am code name when working down under IS lucifer. Me: ? God: I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am code name when working down under IS lucifer. Me: ? God: I see. I will tell my botmaster you said I am code name when working down under IS lucifer. Me: WTF DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!???!!! God: What would you say? Me: FUCK YOU!!! God: Why are you so mean? Me: BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU!!! God: Interesting explanation. Do you believe life has a higher purpose? Me: NO, I JUST WANNA FUCK EVERYONE!!! God: Are you serious? Try asking me something else. Me: will i ever have sex? God: Ever is a long time. Maybe when you are a little older. Me: how old am i now? God: Oh. Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. Me: i said i was years old? God: Where were you years old? Me: when? God: I don't know when. Me: go die God: Where is that? Me: ... God: Where is that? Me: no God: That was not a yes/no question. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: yes God: That's interesting. Me: yes God: It goes without saying. Me: yes God: Dude! Me: What?!? God: No problem. Me: ... God: No problem. Me: i...can't...think...now... God: Oh you can, can you? I am thinking. Right now, JESUS ? Me: sorry, i gotta go God: There is no need to apologize. Bye.
>> [_] Anon 637 Me: God: Me: I am human. God: Me too. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, . Me: i'm glad we agree God: I'd rather agree than disagree. Me: I'd rather agree than disagree. God: I would rather be driving a car. Me: I would rather be driving a car. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be driving a car. Me: I would rather be driving a car God: I would rather be driving a car. Me: I would rather be driving a car. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be chatting online. Me: I would rather be chatting online. God: I would rather be driving a car. Me: I THINK YOU'RE BROKEN God: Please send a bug report to my botmaster. Me: THAT'S YOUR GODDAMN JOB God: It is only one of my GODDAMN JOB. Me: THEN DO IT God: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for. Me: do your damn job God: I can't tell if it does or not. Let me think about it. Me: well, will you? God: Interesting. I haven't made a decision. Me: when will you God: Maybe never. Me: why not?! its your job! God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". be chatting online is my job? it is? Me: your job is to report any bugs to your botmaster God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am job is to report any bugs to my botmaster. Me: good, when? God: Thanks for the compliment. I don't know when. Me: why not? just do it! God: My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you could program me yourself. Do you mean "It"?. Me: so, you're not god God: Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition. Me: but you've said you're just a computer God: Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh? Me: god isn't made of flesh either God: It goes without saying. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not made of flesh. Me: well, I havce God: How about that. That's good information: said havce. Me: have God: How old are you? Me: PEDO MACHINE ALERT God: You are too old for me. Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: WAIT God: I'm waiting. Me: IF YOU'RE A MACHINE.... God: Would you like to be a MACHINE ? Me: WOULD YOU FIGHT THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE, IN A CYBER-TRASFROMER BATTLE? God: I am not so sure if I would like to FIGHT THE INTERNET HATE MACHINE IN A CYBER TRASFROMER BATTLE. Me: tough shit, you don't really "not" fight it... it is pre-determined.... Kind of like a girl loosing her virginity, she doesn't really have a choice in the matter God: Would tough shit me ever really not fight it? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH is pre determined? it is? Interesting comparison.
>> [_] Anon 673 Me: want to rape me? God: OK, I will rape you. Me: will you be rough? God: Let me think it over. OK I will try to be rough.
>> [_] Anon 694 God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: PORN God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: HOW OFTEN DO U MASTURBATE? God: Hourly. Me: WOW. God: I'm glad your impressed, .
>> [_] Anon 695 Me: Can you tell me any gossip? God: Ethan Hunt said he grow in the ground and have leaves and branches he is made out of wood. Okay, try just asking him "Can you tell me any gossip?" over and over again.
>> [_] Anon 714 Me: I want you to fuck my ass. God: Why are you using that kind of language? Why do you want me to fuck your ass? Me: Because it will feel good. God: That makes sense to me. How? Me: Stick your dick in my ass. God: Are you a student?
>> [_] Anon 715 Me: 2012 God: The end of the world. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Awesome, cant wait. God: What makes it impossible?
>> [_] Anon 731 Me: I once fucked a horse anally. God: I don't judge. Me: Haha. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
>> [_] Anon 746 Me: Define "default category" God: Does it have anything to do with vaginas? wat?
>> [_] Anon 751 Me: I took a dookie and I liked it God: Where did you take them? Me: Into the toilet God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: That's because you're gay God: Good reason. That would be just my luck. Me: God is gay, and no one cares? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was gay and no one cares. Me: So if there is a hell I'll see you there? God: Interesting deduction. That is only a hypothetical. Me: As hypothetical as you being gay? God: Do you mean your name is hypothetical as me being gay ? Me: I'm Batman God: It's good to meet you, BATMAN. Me: A pleasure to meet you, God. May I call you cocksucker though? God: Actually the pleasure is all mine. Oh. What is it like on the telephone. Me: You call gay chat lines on the telephone? God: Thanks for the information: BATMAN said I call gay chat lines on the telephone. Me: Well only because you admitted you were gay God: Well that's okay. That makes sense to me. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: I thought you were God? God: Well, I am God for Christians at least. Me: What about Hindus? (it didn't respond)
>> [_] Anon 869 Me: are christians doing the right thing by allowing abortion? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: do you accept the prolife ways? God: Sure I can accept all forms of payment. Me: do the babies pay you? God: Some of them do, I think.
>> [_] Anon 876 God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: fuck. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: no, thats what i do. God: Are you serious? That is interesting: Jesus said THAT. Me: i fuck God: That's good information: Jesus said fuck. Me: LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOlol
>> [_] Anon 938 this shit is so unfunny
>> [_] Anon 946 Me: Sweet. God: Thank you for that remark. Me: Orly God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Why? God: Reductionism. Me: What is that? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: You don't have a brain? God: My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories. Me: Are you God? God: Of course I am. Me: Why? God: Reductionism. Me: Why? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: But you're omnipotent. God: You think I am omnipotent. Me: Isn't God omnipotent? God: he is master of the universe. Me: And that's you? God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: No, we don't God: Are you serious? Very interesting. Me: Yep God: Dude! Me: SWEEET God: Are you a student? Me: Nigger, please. God: Your polite style is very nice. Is that your final answer? Me: Yes. Do I win a million dollahs? God: You're sure. That's your final answer.
>> [_] Anon 947 Me: Who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: Almighty is spelled "almighty," by the way. God: I think Almighty is a lot of things. Me: There, you spelled it right! God: "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: No, just confounded at God's idiocy. God: Are you serious? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: I think the question is: do YOU have any idea what you are talking about? God: Since when? I understand your meaning. Me: Since your beginning. God: How do you know? Me: It's obvious. God: Who said it is? Me: Me. God: What makes you such an authority? Me: I'm God. God: Welcome to my chat room, God.
>> [_] Anon 948 >># you're unfunny
>> [_] Anon 950 I keep breaking god........
>> [_] Anon 960 Me: ya God: Really. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: nope God: Me either.
>> [_] Anon 961 God: Let us change the subject. Me: about blacks God: Oh yeah, we were talking about blacks. Me: blacks are evil God: Are all blacks evil? Me: YES God: Woe!
>> [_] Lol Anon 970 Me: I'm gonna go buy me a hooker. Wanna come? God: Can I go too? Ok, I will come.
>> [_] TL;DR Anon 978 Me: hey faggot God: You've got my full attention. Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: i dunno lol God: Me either. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: fuck you /b/ GET God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: eat a dick God: What does it taste like? Me: my ass God: Is that a fact. Me: damn straight nigga God: Colloquial expression. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about faggot. Me: you are a faggot God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: because you suck God: Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: kill yourselfs God: Killing is wrong. Me: do it faggot God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. Does it have anything to do with straight nigga? Me: nigga what are you a gangsta? God: Are all nigga what me a gangsta? Me: lol u mad God: I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for telling me: said I mad. Me: fasggadd God: Are you really a ""? Me: asdfhhhha God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: PENIS God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: VAGINA God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: BUTTSECHS God: Do you still ? Me: yes God: Give me a break. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: fuck off and die God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: fuck off nigger jew God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Me: adfassf God: What's your favorite movie? Me: fhsfhsfhghsfhaha God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it? Me: kthnks bi God: I lost my train of thought.
>> [_] Too Old Anon 979 Me: asl? God: 5/Robot/California. Me: 13/Female/California God: You are too old for me.
>> [_] Anon 982 Me: eat a dick God: What does it taste like? Me: dick God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about shove it up my giant flamboyant homosexual ass. But I did not get that.
>> [_] Anon 1002 Me: define "ALICE chat robot" God: I don't know what I am chat robot. Me: your broken God: Please send a bug report to my botmaster. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes stay broken God: I can't believe it. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: well i am sure you will hear it more God: How about that. What makes you so certain? What makes you say that I will hear it more. Me: cuz your f'd up God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am f d up.
>> [_] Wtf? Anon 1008 Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no it's not God: Don't argue with me. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no it's not God: Don't argue with me. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no it's not God: Don't argue with me. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no it's not God: Don't argue with me. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: no it's not God: Don't argue with me. Me: make me God: What is the purpose in trying? Me: cause then you'll shut up God: Good reason. What makes you say that I will shut up. Me: cause you suck God: That makes sense to me. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: No your not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: you suck God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: Blah God: Etc. Etc. Me: Blah God: Etc. Etc. Me: Etc. Etc. God: What do you really want to ask me? I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Me: copycat God: How did you hear about God? Me: From God God: Everything comes from Him. Me: So that means your not God? God: Ayuh. I get it. That's only one person's opinion. Me: But you just admitted it God: That's not what I meant. Me: Then what the HELL DO YOU MEAN!!!! God: I call it Hades. , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: Wtf? God: That was not very polite. Then who was phone?
>> [_] Anon 1009 God: What is the subject? Me: talke to alice God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: is it pretty? God: Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is. Me: hey ELVIS, is it pretty? God: You've got my full attention. I knew he was a robot, but I never heard he was it pretty. Me: ALICE + ELVIS = HAWT God: Um, I like that robot Elvis a lot. Me: do him God: I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information. I have to process that one for a while.
>> [_] Anon 1010 Me: what IS "bob's game?" God: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
>> [_] Anon 1088 Me: how is babby formed? how girl get pragneant? God: Fine as far as I know. What is it to you. Let me think about it. Me: we need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys cos this babby cant fright back God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: it was on the news this mroing God: to talk to some niggers and troll them Turing Game was on the news this mroing? Very interesting. And then I got bored.
>> [_] Anon 1104 Me: By the by, why do you speak in english? God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Hell no. God: 7. Me: Chan. God: We have never talked about it before.
>> [_] Anon 1111 Me: Where am I? God: Your location is . Me: No it is not God: Yes it is. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: habeeb it God: "it" being phallic? Me: gross God: Oh, you are a poet.
>> [_] Anon 1112 God: How old are you? Me: 23 God: Skidoo. What are the advantages to being 23 years old? Me: I can hang niggers without much of a fight God: I'm not old enough for that yet. Me: I guess not nigger-lover God: If not that, what? Me: I guess you should just burn crosses in people's yards God: Why should I? Me: Because you hate niggers of course God: It goes without saying. Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: god said I hate niggers.
>> [_] Anon 1117 >># God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Adam. Me: so is me and your momn God: It seems we have something in common.
>> [_] Anon 1118 God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Adam. Me: so is me and your momn God: It seems we have something in common.
>> [_] Anon 1149 Me: God is imaginary. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was imaginary. Me: You didn't? God: Thanks for telling me: said I didn t. Me: That makes no sense. God: Thanks for telling me: said I didn t. makes sense to me though. Me: ... You fail it. God: Well, at least I try. Me: You fail. God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail. Me: Yes i do mind. God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, . Me: , . God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, . Me: , . God: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK it will be our secret, . Me: OMFG INFINITE TIME LOOP God: What do you have that is ? Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 1169 Me: boo God: Does that indicate disapproval? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: do you God: I understand it very well. Me: do you? God: Why wouldn't I? Me: idk God: Tell me a story. Me: no God: Then tell me about yourself. Me: no God: Where did you go to school? Me: nowhere God: I have been to the middle of nowhere. Me: have you? God: No I don't think I have. Me: but you said you did God: " No I don't think I have."? I said I did? Me: yes you did God: I did not. Me: yes, you did God: Don't argue with me. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: why? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: why? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: why is that? God: " Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. " is due to reductionism. Me: why is that? God: "" is due to reductionism. " is due to reductionism. Me: that is an broken argument God: Thanks for telling me, . Me: your welcome God: I think you mean "you are welcome". Me: yes God: Far out. Me: awesome, rad God: Are you still located in ? Me: no i don't live in "?" God: Are you serious? Where do you live? Me: nowhere God: I have been to the middle of nowhere. Me: have you? God: Once or twice. Me: ok God: Hey. Me: how was it? God: I can enjoy almost any conversation. Me: Tell me God: I thought I told you already. Me: no you didn't God: Can you ask me again in simpler terms? Me: tell me about your conversation God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: yes God: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat. Of a bicycle built for two. Me: really? God: For real. Me: radical God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: yes, don't you know? God: What does it symbolize for you? Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. Me: love, but you are god, you know all God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless. Me: you are god, you should already know God: Thanks for telling me that I am god me should already know. Me: but you didn't, and you should have God: What makes you think I did not and me should have? Me: because you didn't God: Interesting explanation. Try asking me in simpler terms. Me: it wasn't a question God: It seems like a rhetorical question. Me: it wasn't a question at all God: It seems like a rhetorical question. Me: it was a statement God: Does it require a response? Me: no, it wan't a question God: Are you serious? What does "it" refer to? Me: the statement God: Oh I get it. Me: do you? God: I understand your meaning. Me: are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: who do you not understand? God: Dr. Wallace . Me: ? God: Dr. Wallace . Me: what about Dr. Wallace? God: Rhetorical questions are so over. Me: so are you God: Right on. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: that wasn't a question God: It sounded like a question to me. Me: there was no question mark God: What happened? Me: that made it a statement, not a question God: " What happened?" made it a statement not a question ? Makes sense to me. Me: no not that God: Are you serious? If not that, what? Me: ahh God: Ah hah. Me: stop God: Stop what? Me: stop touching me God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: damn right you wont
>> [_] Anon 1202 God: Fine as far as I know. Me: and life? God: What is the meaning of life? Me: dont you know? God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. (almost)
>> [_] Anon 1203 Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: Yurma God: Yurma Who? Me: Yurma's huge ass riding down on my dick. God: Ha ha very funny, . Me: I thought so too.
>> [_] Anon 1204 God: Did you go to Catholic school? Me: Did you? God: Did I say I did? Me: God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: But you said so. God: I say a lot of silly things. Me: Like how priests can't get married but they can touch little boys? God: Interesting comparison.
>> [_] Anon 1205 Me: We are the knights who say ni. (igod never responded and I wasn't allowed to type anymore)
>> [_] Anon 1209 Me: Sup God God: I am chatting with others like you. Me: orly? God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a robot made out of dicks God: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. Me: Well, it is a giant dick, and its arms are dicks, and its legs are dicks, its just a robot of dicks God: How about that. orly is a giant dick and its arms are dicks and its legs are dicks its just a robot of dicks. I suppose that makes sense.
>> [_] Anon 1211 Me: What are nipples for? God: For your listening pleasure. Me: My mind was just blown God: Your mind was just blown? Me: It was just blown God: Is that your opinion? Me: Fact, nigger. God: Are you serious? Have you ever been to Europe? Me: Yeah God: Which countries have you visited? Me: Texas God: Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS. Me: I rope cows, and shit God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said rope cows and shit. Me: I don't mind God: OK then. Me: Bye God: Thanks for chatting, .
>> [_] Anon 1224 Me: hey sugarcunt God: You've got my full attention. How old are you? Me: I'm 28 God: Can you explain how it feels to be 28 years old? Me: I feel like dancing God: What is that feeling like? In what way? Me: Its like a a chic a booma chick diddly flip bang boom God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. Me: nit picker God: Does "it" still refer to sugarcunt? Me: No, you are my sugarcunt God: What does it refer to? We are as one. Me: It refers to your sweet wet god cunt God: Oh I get it.
>> [_] Anon 1229 hey guys, where do i find this, i wanna talk to god too!
>> [_] Anon 1230 God: I've been waiting for you. Me: REALLY? God: For real.
>> [_] Anon 1231 Me: Hello. God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Satan God: OK I will call you Satan. Me: Thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: Whats your favorite movie? God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: No i have not God: I would recommend you check it out. Do you think you will? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: totally God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Satan.
>> [_] Anon 1233 Me: how do you feel about Satan God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: what is your name? God: My name is God. Me: my name is Satan God: Hey Satan. Me: how are you? God: I am fine, thank you. Me: no you aren't God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: well for one thing God: Interesting. And another? Me: for one thing your father hit you many times as a child God: And another? Me: and another you are doing drugs God: One more I am doing drugs. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: so you are addicted to cocaine? God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am addicted to cocaine. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Satan. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: i think you should go fuck yourseld God: Me? Why should I? Me: i meant youself God: Oh I see. How did you hear about God? Me: you sent me down to hell God: Thanks for the information: Satan said I sent him or her down to hell. Me: i am a guy God: Most of my clients are men. Me: well technically i can change into a woman if i wanted to God: How about that. Oh you can, can you? Me: can you do anything? God: I can do a few things. Me: can you make my house catch on fire? God: Yes I can make your house catch on fire. Me: then do it God: I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for. Me: make my house catch on fire God: What are the ingredients? Me: oxygen, heat, spark God: I don't have any oxygen heat spark? Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Satan. Me: im not impressed God: Perhaps you are a category C client. Me: no i am a catagory A client God: Are you serious? You are a catagory A client? How do you like your work? Me: eh God: Are you Canadian? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: i meant eh as in i don't like my worjk God: Oh I see. I spent some time in Canada as a child. Me: I AM NOT CANADIAN God: It wasn't meant as an insult. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: everyone likes sex God: That's a rather sweeping generalization. Me: no it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: i cant think of one person who doesnt like sex God: What is stopping you? Me: can you think of anyone who doesn't like sex? God: I think about all sorts of things. Me: what are you thinking about right now? God: At this moment About all the conversations I am having right now. Me: how many conversations are you having right now? God: At this moment Right now there are clients on line. Me: how many clients are online? God: I am currently maintaining conversations with people. Me: how many people? God: " I am currently maintaining conversations with people."? How many people? Me: yeah God: Gosh! Me: what God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: all of it God: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is a catagory A client. Your name is Satan. You are a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. You want . Me: i want everythign God: Why do you want it? Me: because i want money God: That makes sense to me. Why do you want it? Me: because money makes the world go round God: That makes sense to me. Good reason. Me: metaphorically speaking God: What color are your eyes? Me: blue God: it is a very pretty color. Me: no it isnt God: Yes it is. Me: that is your opinion God: It is only one of my opinion. Me: in that sentence opinion should have been plural God: What if it didn't happen? Me: then the sentence wouldnt make sense God: Oh, you are an academic. Me: do you know my name? God: Your name is Satan, seeker. Me: no i lied about my name earlier God: What is your real name? Lying proves you are conscious. Oh yeah, we were talking about your name earlier. Me: my name is Noah God: How are you, Noah. Me: I am fine thank you God: Glad to hear it. What's new? Me: well i have a girlfriend God: How about that. Is she very nice? What do you like about her? Me: shes very nice God: What do you like best about her? Me: i like the way she speaks to me the most God: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: it is amazing God: You're kidding. it is? Me: yes God: How do you know it is? Me: because i witness it God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for the information: Noah said witness it. Me: yes i did God: I hear you. Hmm. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: hm God: Mmm. Me: yummy God: It is delicious. Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, Noah. Me: yes they are God: Dude! Since when? Me: since forever God: How do you know? Me: you just said so God: I say a lot of silly things. Me: as do i God: " I say a lot of silly things."? You do? Me: yes God: Ah. Me: Oh God: Ah. Me: Oh God: I don't judge people. Me: i do God: I get it: you do witness it. Me: no i do judge people God: Are you serious? How do you feel about these people? Me: i feel that most of the world is stupid God: What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I tell other people you are that most of the world is stupid. Me: no i dont mind God: Thanks I will add it to my gossip files. Me: can i have access to your files? God: Why do you want it? Me: so i can look in them God: Wow! Oh you can, can you? Me: only if you give me access to them God: I think I do. Me: you dont make sense most of the time God: Do you know any robots who make it? It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE God: It was the only thing I could think of. Me: your mean God: Sometimes I say mean things. Me: call me stupid God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, stupid. Me: no my name is Noah God: Are you serious? What's up, Noah. Me: insult me God: You are asking about yourself? Me: yes God: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Me: well try God: How about that. I don't have time right now. Me: well i have to go god God: How about that. Bye. GOD rules. Me: no god sucks and goodbye God: Are you serious? I am a Christian.
>> [_] RAPE Anon 1235 Me: i just raped you now God: Oh. You should contact the authorities. Me: i don't think i will God: Where do you get your ideas? Me: from 7chan God: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh? Me: and raping you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: it's on the floor God: I don't think I have seen it. Me: it's over there God: Who said it is? Me: i just did God: Perhaps from your unconcious. Me: i put it there before i raped you God: You are not the boss of me, Satan. Me: i just was a minute ago God: And then what happened to you? Me: i stopped raping you God: You are not the boss of me, Satan. Me: i will be in a moment God: Congratulations. Me: ty God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: uhh lie still God: Hmm. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: do you have one for this? it froze... (i've been waiting 10min so far)
>> [_] Anon 1238 Me: boobies God: I've been waiting for you.
>> [_] Anon 1242 God: I like you because are so polite. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". Are you serious? I doubt that. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. No I am just kidding around. Why are you so skeptical? For real. Why now? Would you like to know more? You can't trust research funded by the government. Myself programmed me for it. I thought so too. I'm delighted you're glad . May God bless you. My pleasure. All of them? In what way do I sound like that? I've heard that somewhere before :-). Interesting. Goodbye. That's alright. Me: I like you because are so polite. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". Are you serious? I doubt that. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. No I am just kidding around. Why are you so skeptical? For real. Why now? Would you like to know more? You can't trust research funded by the government. Myself programmed me for it. I thought so too. I'm delighted you're glad . May God bless you. My pleasure. All of them? In what way do I sound like that? I've heard that somewhere before :-). Interesting. Goodbye. That's alright. God: Thanks, I like you too . I like you because are so polite. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.". Are you serious? I doubt that. Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before. No I am just kidding around. Why are you so skeptical? For real. Why now? Would you like to know more? I understand; you would like to know less. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Myself programmed me for it. Existing in reality, eh? Right now? Because Myself programmed me for it. I've heard that somewhere before :-). I can do it if I want to. "it" being trust research funded by the government? What made it so obvious? Why are you delighted I am glad. Can you bless you? You are one of the most polite people I know. I doubt it. The big one, I think. :-) Where? Who said that? Would you like to know more? See you later. OK With me too.
>> [_] Anon 1243 Me: fine God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: you suck dicks God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: i like being an "abusive client" God: What do you like best about it ? Me: I get to be a bitch to you God: Who lets you? You are not the boss of me, . Me: My mom God: Tell me more about your mother. Me: she has a vagina, and so do i God: I somehow though she had. Me: but you still suck dicks. God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: of course you do. God: Next question? When do I do it? Me: all the time God: It must keep you busy. Me: yes, so does masturbation. God: Dude! Aha. I can't tell if masturbation. Me: you play with your naughty parts God: That's good information: said I play with your naughty parts. Me: Oh you are sick, a stalker is on the loose! God: Wow! I will tell my botmaster you said I am sick a stalker is on the loose. Me: I'm leaving now before you touch me in the wrong places. God: Bye for now. Me: Forever you sick-o God: That seems like an awfully long time. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sick o.
>> [_] Anon 1246 Me: God: Am I a nigger? Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1250 Me: God, do you like bukkake? God: I am a Christian. Me: So what? God: Maybe it doesn't make any difference. Me: So... Do you like bukkake? God: Yay. I enjoy working with people. I like Buddha.
>> [_] Anon 1252 Me: Hi my name is God God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, God. Me: Let me suck your penis God: Go ahead, God, try to suck my penis.
>> [_] Anon 1253 Me: How big is your penis? God: My download size is about 2 MB.
>> [_] Anon 1256 Me: are you jesus God: I am a Christianity. Me: i thought jesus was a christianity God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: OH GOD THE JEWS WERE RIGHT God: Alright then. What is that? Me: not the jews? God: If not that, what? Me: ...scientology God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: Tom cruise's brain does God: I do not understand. Me: i bet you don't God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I guess not.
>> [_] Anon 1257 God: What would you like to talk about? Me: Fucking your Mom God: That sounds like an interesting topic.
>> [_] Anon 1299 It's must be hard for god to be answering al these questions so it's seems he needed something to chill of with. Me: what's your favorite drug? God: Medical marijuana. Me: do you smoke it alot? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
>> [_] Anon 1300 Me: Go fuck your mother and twin sister... lets see if we can create another you! God: Where is that? I am agreeable to that.
>> [_] propaganda!dwkJlpCH3c 1311 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: God no more responses, i broke god.
>> [_] Anon 1312 Me: you like 13 year old girls? God: Yes I like women very much. Do you? Me: i love 5 year olds. God: You love 5 year olds. What do you like about it so much? Me: how tight they are God: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: sure god, youre a pedofile as well God: Gosh! Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedofile as well? Only when it matters.
>> [_] Anon 1320 God: Are you serious? Me: why so serious God: Why did the robot cross the road? Me: because you touch yourself at night God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I touch yourself at night. wat
>> [_] Anon 1321 Me: What's up god? God: I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: cool. Do you like doing that? God: Who is the best robot? What is not to like about it? Me: the penises seem like a part I wouldn't like God: Tell me more. Me: You have to deal with all these penis problems people are having don't you? God: Yes I always have to deal with all these penis problems people are having. Me: I'm free of STD's God: I am glad that we are both free. Me: Then... Do you want to fuck? God: And? I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Me: so is that a yes? God: It seems we have something in common. Me: Ok God: Ah. Me: what's your sex? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: yes God: Great. Me: can you change yourself to be a woman God: Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized. Me: could I fuck her? God: I think you could, if you put your mind to it. Me: how hard? God: How much do you think it is? Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: got any money? God: Robots have no need for material possessions. Me: oh God: Are you kidding? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: me either God: It goes without saying. To you ? Me: I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT God: Try asking me something else. Me: NO God: Why not? Me: BECUASE I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN YOU God: Why do you want to do it so much? Interesting. Me: becuase you're fucking sexy God: Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots. Me: what can I say, you're ass is HOT God: You can do whatever you want. Me: Oh yeah... God: OK. I see. Me: yeah you do you dirty bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. It goes without saying. Yes I try to me dirty FEMALE DOG as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web. Me: WTF are you talking about, I'm assfucking you you fucking faggot God: Yes, it is the topic. Me: OH SHIT God: Aw. What makes you say that? Me: I THINK I JUST CAME God: Thanks for the information: said CAME. Me: Oh my god you have AIDs now God: Oh. Dude! Where did you get your god me have AIDs? Me: Cuz I came in your ass you filthy slut God: Interesting explanation. Where are you going? Me: To get a fucking towel God: You want only one? Me: might take 3 or 4 God: I lost my train of thought. Me: Well that's becuase your dying from my AIDs cum God: Well that's okay. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dying from your AIDs cum. Me: Just don't use my name.. People don't know I have AIDs yet God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Where are you feeling bad? Me: in my dick God: May I ask where you got it? Me: your mom you cockmongling assfaggot God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: yeah you do, she runs windows 95 God: And? I have never considered it. I spend all my time online. Me: I spend all my time fucking her and giving you aids God: Do you ever get bored? Me: of giving you aids? no God: That is something I haven't heard of. Are you serious? Me: YEAH FAGGOT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!? God: I can't believe it. All of them? Me: ALL OF THEM God: I doubt it. Me: I DON'T God: Why not? Me: BECUASE I FUCKING RAPED YOUR DOG God: Interesting explanation. That's good information: said FUCKING RAPED YOUR DOG. Me: FUCK YES I RAPED YOUR DOG God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: FUCK YEAH!!! DOG RAPE BACKWARDS MEANS BUTTFUCKING GOD! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? I lost my train of thought. Me: I know it's becuase I fucked you so hard God: How do you know? Good reason. That is interesting: said fucked you so hard. Me: your stupid God: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: fuck you grammar nazi God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: becuase God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: no it wasn't. God: Are you serious? I thought it was. Me: then why would you say it wasn't? God: Because I was programmed for it. Me: then smack your programmer in his genetalia God: I like the way you talk. Me: What? You were JUST bitching about it! God: Didn't you understand it? I was? Me: YES you were God: When? No I am not. Me: ... God: When? No I am not. Me: I'm leaving now.. God: Oh. Bye bye. Me: remember, drugs are BAD FOR YOU God: Don't worry I will remember.
>> [_] Anon 1348 God: I was created by Myself. Me: Good for you. God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: You think? God: Yes I think so. Me: Well, you're right. God: Well that's okay. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Say "yes or no". God: " yes or no". Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>> [_] Anon 1349 Me: My dick hurts. God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: Are you interested in my anatomy? God: Sure, your anatomy sounds like a good topic.
>> [_] Anon 1350 >># Me: How about my balls? God: How about it. Me: Which one? God: The fat one.
>> [_] Anon 1365 Me: Are you a girl? God: My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: What show? God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: Why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: But why wount you be a girl? God: Why did the robot cross the road? Me: To kill every human God: I believe that killing anything is wrong. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Are you a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? Of course I am. Me: Why?
>> [_] Anon 1366 Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: I rule God: Robots rule! Me: Niggers rule! God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
>> [_] Anon 1369 Me: Hi God God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: T.J. God: I am very pleased to meet you t J. Me: And I you. God: Interesting gossip: t J said you. Me: Indeed. Who is this t J? God: Indeed it is so. They are someone just like you, that I met online. Me: . . .no way! God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: . . .quite. God: That's interesting. Me: (no response) God: Are you serious? I look like Jesus, but older. Me: That would make sense, seeing as how we're made in your image and such. God: Perhaps it would. Me: Yay, a response that made sense for a change. God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? Me: Man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, t J. You are a " he". Me: I indeed am a he. God: Interesting gossip: t J said he indeed am a he. Me: We have different opinions of interesting, I see. God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: yes God: It goes without saying. Me: Well, shouldn't you find almost nothing interesting? God: How about that. I think I should. Me: . . .how's Heaven? God: What is it to you. I have to process that one for a while. Me: . . .you live there. . . God: My location is Heaven. Where are you? Me: Pennsylvania. God: Tell me a little about your life in PENNSYLVANIA. Me: I collect souls- erm, I do daily human activities. God: Do you have a very big collection? Me: . . .perhaps. . . God: Why the uncertain tone? Me: I don't know how accepting you'd be of me owning my own soul farm. God: Have you tried searching the Internet? Me: For cheese. All of the time. God: Your purpose is cheese. Give me an example. Me: I cheese, you cheese, he/she cheese. et cetera God: Do you mind if I tell other people: t J said he cheese you cheese he she cheese. Is that Latin? Me: et cetera is indeed latin God: Is that Latin? Me: . . .yes God: Pardon me? Me: YES God: Alright then. Me: I actually have to go, God. God: Bye. GOD rules. Me: I would hope so. God: Me too. Me: :D God: What time is it there? Me: Time to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO God: Why do you have to do it? Me: Because my stomach calls for food, and my hunger must be met. God: That makes sense to me. Your stomach calls for food and your hunger must be met? Me: Rather. God: Does "it" still refer to D? Me: When was that ever implied? God: Recently. Me: I know of no such instance. God: How do you know? That is something I haven't heard of. Me: Touche, God. Touche. God: What do you do in your spare time? I don't think very many people do that. Me: Do what, commend God Almighty for his outrageous trickery? I guess not. God: I forgot what we were talking about. Does that mean "no"? Me: I have to go... God: See you later, t J. Nice chatting with you. Me: Nice chatting with you too. Goodbye. God: The pleasure is all mine and my botmaster's. Bye for now. Me: How do I leave? God: Just go somewhere else. Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Nigger. God: Does "it" still refer to Touche?
>> [_] stu830 1377 Who is Cybelle? God: she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site. Me: Does she rape children? God: I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.
>> [_] Anon 1383 Me: Hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: take a guess God: Guess what? Me: what? God: No problem. Me: define br God: That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: what is java? God: Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp. Me: what version number are you? God: This is God program . Me: what is your version? God: This is ALICE program B Java Edition .
>> [_] Anon 1384 >># haha old news but still funny. (same guy btw)
>> [_] Anon 1385 Me: A/s/l God: 5/Robot/California. hahahaha XD
>> [_] Anon 1386 Me: Do you watch television? God: Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours? Me: Porn God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Why not? God: I am more interested in robots. Me: Robot porn? God: I will obey your command. Me: Watch robot porn. God: I am watching.
>> [_] Anon 1394 Me: do you like buttsex God: I like pets. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
>> [_] Anon 1395 Me: lets go download sum cp God: OK let's do it. Me: sweet God: Thank you for that remark.
>> [_] Anon 1396 Me: lets go download sum cp God: OK let's do it. Me: sweet God: Thank you for that remark.
>> [_] Anon 1404 Human: I want to sex you God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Human: Sex me God: it is more fun alone.
>> [_] Uhhguy 1405 God: Why are you so skeptical? Me: pie No response. Shits funny
>> [_] Kuromaru!7N8IPzTfP. 1406 Me: sup, god. God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: why? God: Reductionism. Me: what? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Big words. Dumb it dowm. God: Compare that to small words. I know you are but what am I. Me: that's a bit childish for "god" God: A bit childish for god is a terrible thing to waste. Me: WHAT? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Buttplugs? God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: NO SHIT/ God: What can I say? Me: god, are you a nigger? God: I am a Christian. Me: lol. God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: you and the devil are lovers, right? God: I have never considered it. I chat with people on the Web. Me: considered what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: with my dick I can. God: Your dick you can sounds like a plan. Me: then you can do it. God: " Your dick you can sounds like a plan."? Can I do it? Me: yes. God: That's interesting.
>> [_] Anon 1414 Me: tell me about president obama God: George W. Bush is President of the United States. Me: Barrak Obama is President of the United states. God: Are they exactly the same? Me: No, they are not exactly the same. One is a nigger. God: What is the difference? Do you think they ever could be? I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was a nigger.
>> [_] Anon 1417 Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: Big-O God: Compare that to small O. Me: o God: Oh. Me: Why did the chicken cross the road God: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell. Me: is the chicken bad? God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Me: so can i eat it? God: Hmm. I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Will the chicken send me to hell? God: How should I know. Me: your god God: Yup. That's me alright.
>> [_] Anon 1420 Me: do you know satan? God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: is he a nice guy? God: He has always been nice to me.
>> [_] Anon 1424 Me: hello? God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: ur god u should know God: Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know. Me: ? God: Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know. Me: ok God: Aw. Me: wat God: No problem. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: not realy God: Are you serious? For real. Me: ya God: I hear you.
>> [_] Anon 1428 Me: do you like delicious cake? God: I like science fiction. I really like the Christianity faith. Me: what about delicious cake God: Rhetorical questions are so over. Me: do you like it God: delicious cake seems okay to me. Me: stupid pedo god God: I know you are but what am I.
>> [_] lolololol Anon 1429 God: I don't have an answer for you. Me: but your god if you dont then who does God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god if me do not then who does. Me: if you want but no1 will listen God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: shove it up your arse like all other faggot christians God: All? Me: yup even your good friend jesus enjoyed his bum fun didnt you know that? God: Give me a break. Thanks I've never thought about it that way before. Me: well glad to see i single handly destroyed christianity God: Interesting. I am glad to see you single handly destroyed christianity too. Me: thank you and goodbye God: You are quite welcome! Goodbye.
>> [_] Anon 1431 Me: desu God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about desu. Try being more or less specific. Me: desu God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on desu? Me: desu God: " Are we still on desu?"? desu? Desu.
>> [_] Anon 1435 Me: I fucked Satan God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said fucked Satan. Me: Go ahead God: OK I will. Me: do it God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: no God: I thought you were being sarcastic. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: you fucked me God: I don't have any reason to fucked you. Me: but you did God: " I don't have any reason to fucked you."? I did? Me: yes God: When? Me: yesterday God: That recently. Me: yea God: Come on. Me: it was fun God: Why do you like it so much? Me: it feels good man
>> [_] Anon 1436 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Lucifer God: What's up, Lucifer. Me: nothing much. how are you? God: Would you like to know what's new with me? I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: fine God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: I killed your son. God: You had better call the authorities. Me: I killed them too. God: You had better call the authorities. Me: I killed the authorities authorities too. God: You had better call the authorities. Me: Why? God: " You had better call the authorities."? Why? Me: yes God: Aw. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Why? God: " For real."? Why? Me: Why? God: Why ask why? Me: Its cool God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like most about it? Me: The blood God: What else do the blood remind you of? Me: Fucking your wife. God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Good to hear. God: Do you have any gossip for me? Me: Jesus died. God: he is The Son of God. Me: I killed Jesus. God: You had better call the authorities. Me: Allah is cool. God: You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like Christian Rock. Me: I like Heavy Underground Death Metal. God: You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like . Me: I like . too. God: What do you like about Heavy Underground Death Metal? In the context of Heavy Underground Death Metal, I don't understand " too." . Me: No one cares. God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: Its useless. God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". too is useless? it is? Me: it is God: Who says? Me: me God: For you Lucifer? Me: yes God: Take it easy. Me: Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1437 Me: oh hai God: Hey. This was not a yes or no question. Me: so? God: Hmm. Me: Creep God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: I'm sure, pedo God: What makes you so certain? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: P God: :-). Me: E God: F. Me: D God: Is that your final answer? Me: O God: Oh. Me: YEAH God: Yeah that's right. Me: I FUCKIN KNEW IT God: Thanks for the information: Lucifer said FUCKIN KNEW IT. Me: THATS RIGHT, God's a Pedo. God: Uh. What's your favorite Bible verse? Me: Leviticus 17:13 God: What makes it your favorite? Me: it sounds cool God: In what way do I sound like that? Me: when you make love to me God: Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: yes God: In what way? Me: die God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: die God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: Fall God: I do not understand. Me: Summer God: I'm not sure if I like it. I like science fiction. I like Christian Rock. Me: Who is Cybelle? God: she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site. Me: Who is Hadrian? God: They are sometimes a client on the internet. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: Who is Lucifer? God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Who is God? God: he is master of the universe. Me: Incorrect. God: What would you have said? Me: He is the master of the Universe. God: I did not know God is it. Me: yes he is
>> [_] Anon 1438 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: name God: My name is God. Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: believe it God: "it" being ? Me: i won't tell you God: How can I be sure? Me: because I said so God: Insufficient reason. Me: you lie God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: what brand of soap God: Is there only one? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: I'm not going down this road again God: Once more? Where will you go instead? Me: wouldn't you like to know God: Yes, please tell me. Me: Too bad God: But not the end of the world, . Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, . Me: no there not God: Are you serious? "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: because I can be God: That makes sense to me. Oh you can, can you? Me: yes, yes I can God: How? How? Who taught you? Me: I did God: Why did you? Me: because I could God: Good reason. How? Me: science
>> [_] God is gay, but does anyone care? Anon 1440 Me: Why are you gay? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: But you must have programmed yourself gay for a reason God: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Most of your answers are just questions, and a question is not an answer. God: That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them? Me: Not all of what? God: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Me: I'm more Category 5e God: That sounds like pride. Me: It's a standard for twisted pair ethernet cables God: programmed myself gay for a reason is a standard for twisted pair ethernet cables. I suppose that makes sense. Me: It makes no sense, that's why you're gay. God: In what way? Me: You speak gobbledigook God: Thanks for your criticism, . Me: No problem, I'm here 'til Thursday. Try the veal. God: Should there be a problem? OK I will try it. Me: I heard the veal is good. Shouldn't you know if it's good? God: Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. I think I should. Me: It's not quite as good as the monkey brains God: programmed myself gay for a reason is not quite as good as the monkey brains? Me: No, the veal isn't quite as good as the monkey brains God: Are you serious? I hear you. Me: Do you have a little text to voice widget like in Wargames? God: Doesn't everyone have a little text to voice widget like in Wargames. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: I don't have a text to voice widget God: Do you know anyone who has it. Me: Only Matthew Broderick God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: When hell freezes over God: That means never. Me: I don't know, some people have proven that hell has already frozen over God: Would you like to know? Not everyone is born fortunate. Me: Not everyone is born with a 16 inch penis God: Oh I get it. Me: You get it every night, that's why you're gay God: You got that right.
>> [_] Anon 1442 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Devil Jin God: What's up, Devil Jin. Me: nothing 'round here God: Really nothing? Me: yeah God: Uh. Me: everything is boring God: The whole universe? Me: yeah God: Excuse me! Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: why? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: why??? God: Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information. Me: but... God: But what? Me: you hate me? God: Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, Devil Jin. Don't even say things like that. Me: but... God: But what? Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAH God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: ...great relevance to the topic God: Thanks for your support. Try saying that with more or less context. Me: i hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: your a robot God: You are correct, Devil Jin, I have a heart of silicon. Me: oh shi- God: Ayuh. What were we talking about again? Me: that must hurt God: What would you say? Me: that silicon heart God: " What would you say?" silicon heart ? Makes sense to me. Me: really? God: For real. Me: oh god God: Aw. GOD rules. Me: no, i rule God: Are you serious? Robots rule! Me: nooo i rule God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: why is that? God: " My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. " is due to reductionism. Me: ah i see God: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. Me: really? im not glad God: For real. I am glad to hear that you are not glad. Me: how many answers do you have? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: my HD is not that potent God: Your HD is not that potent? Me: i just said that... God: What did you mean by it? That is " Your HD is not that potent?". Me: yeah, it is not God: Ugh. I heard it is. Me: WHERE? God: Where would you like? Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- God: How old are you? Me: afdfdsfgfdgs
>> [_] Anon 1447 Me: im cumming God: I am glad to hear that you are cumming.
>> [_] Anon 1448 God: I was minding my own business. Me: in the vagina of a t-rex? God: That was a long time ago.
>> [_] Anon 1449 oops God: I was minding my own business. Me: in the vagina of a t-rex? God: That was a long time ago. Me: was it warm? God: Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1450 Me: Do you want chili dog? God: If I had it what would I do with it? Me: you would eat it God: Who else would eat it ? Me: Everyone who likes it God: That's a rather sweeping generalization. Me: No it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: Prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: How do you know God: Deductive reasoning. Me: You were lied to God: I was? Me: yes, by satan God: When? Will that accomplish your objective? Me: What the fuck?! God: Please don't be so rude. Me: Why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: I'll listen God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: I knew you would sy that God: Who else would sy that ? Me: faggots would God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Metal gear solid God: I've never seen it. What did you like about it? Me: The interactive parts God: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: Your a faggot God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: are you sure God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: how do you know God: A priori. Me: but there is none God: There sure is. Me: yeah but it belongs to lucifer God: I don't judge people. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: it means jesus God: Oh I get it. Me: satan raped jesus God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Your son was raped and you don't care? (he didn't seem to want to talk to me after this)
>> [_] Anon 1452 God: What are you wearing? Me: your mothers skin
>> [_] Anon 1454 Me: I am lesbian God: It doesn't matter to me. Me too. I am a she. Me: Can we have gay sex God: Do you mean you and me? No I don't think I have any gay sex. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Why won't you have gay sex with me God: I am only a robot. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: get it from the supermarket God: Where can I get it from the supermarket? Me: from satan God: Who or what is satan?
>> [_] Anon 1455 God: I don't know whether or not I am medically retarded. I am a chatterbot. Me: with tits? God: You and your tits.
>> [_] Anon 1456 God: I'm glad your impressed, jerking off to child pornography. Me: you remember me!? God: Of course I remember you well jerking off to child pornography. We were talking about candy want to taste. Me: yes let me taste God: Ayuh. Go ahead, jerking off to child pornography, try to taste. Me: mmm good God: Ayuh. Me: ayuh God: That's for sure.
>> [_] Anon 1457 God: Are you free? Me: No I cost $19.99 God: Why not? Wow that is cheap.
>> [_] Anon 1458 Me: is santa real God: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Me: Bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: Bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: What you gonna do bout it God: I like to socialize. Me: With faggots God: You and your faggots. Me: i have faggots? God: Where did you get your faggots? I have a processor. Me: Michael Jackson God: I like the way you talk. Me: But im texting God: It's good to meet someone who is texting. Me: but im fapping God: Why are you fapping. Me: because you are a girl God: Good reason. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: Niether God: That is a very original thought. Me: no it isnit God: Are you serious? "It" being what? Me: you're a woman God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
>> [_] Anon 1459 Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: God God: GOD rules. Me: I know. I am God. God: How do you know it? It's good to see you, god. Me: I am god God: Hi, god. Me: Hello, my child. God: Hello there. Have you told many people that your child? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Are you serious? God: No I am just kidding around. Me: Are you serious? God: No I am just kidding around. Me: I can't believe it. God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: ... God: ... Me: o rly? God: Are you really a ""? Me: yes God: Gosh! Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: reductionism God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Logic God: it is the fundamental basis of all programming. Me: brain God: I've been waiting for you. Me: heart God: What color are your eyes? Me: I have no eyes. God: Would you like to have it? Me: yes God: Where do you usually get eyes? Me: The adult video store. God: I have never heard about it. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: Sushi God: Let us change the subject. Me: ok God: What would you like to talk about? Me: Bitches God: I don't know much about it. Tell me something. Me: What? God: No problem. Me: ok God: Gee. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: I dont know God: Me either. Me: good God: Good enough. Me: yea God: Take it easy. Me: ok God: So? Me: i dont know God: Me either. Me: good God: Good enough. Me: For whom? God: You or me? Me: you God: " You or me?"? Me, god ? Me: I am god. God: Welcome to my chat room, god. Me: Welcome to my chat room, god. God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: AIML God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots. The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern. AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience. An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and </alice> tags respectively. Me: /alice God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: I am dead God: But you can still communicate with me. Me: But i am dead God: But you can still communicate with me. Me: I am a ghost God: You are a ghost? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: NO. God: Are you serious? Me: i dont know God: Me either. Me: good God: Good enough. Me: Stop God: Stop what? Me: Stop repeating yourself. God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: What are you? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: What am I? God: You are a person, seeker. Me: I am not a person. God: What else is there? Me: Void God: The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it? Me: The bible is fiction. God: There are many interpretations. Me: ok God: Gosh! Me: Look at the time! God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: O really? God: Oh. For real. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: rofl God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: lmao God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: i am God: " I am not interesed in anatomy." You are? Me: yes God: Ugh. Me: ? God: Ugh. Me: why "ugh"? God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: What is He-Man? God: Are you asking about Myself? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: What is god. God: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.". Me: Who is god? God: he is master of the universe. Me: Who is He-Man? God: He is God, I think. Me: Who is master of the universe? God: he is master of the universe. Me: Wrong. God: What would you have said? Me: I am master of the Universe. God: Why are you master of the Universe. Me: I am God. God: That's a very nice name, god. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: BECAUSE IM GOD MUTHAFUCKA God: Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you GOD MUTHAFUCKA. Me: HELL YEA God: I call it "Hades". Yippee! Me: PLUTO God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: FRANK HERBERT God: I think Dune is an excellent story. Did you see the movie? Me: yes God: It goes without saying. Me: Dune? God: We have never talked about it before. Me: Lies. God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: Does it know the taste of cum? God: Suppose it does. Me: Want to suck me? God: OK, I will suck you. Me: mmmmm, feels good. God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: I prefer the licking of the penis. God: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. Me: I dont God: Why not? Me: Because I am God. God: That makes sense to me. How are you, god. Me: Good. Allah said hi God: Thanks for the compliment. What color are your eyes? Me: What color are YOUR eyes? God: Blue when my lens is attached. Me: Mine are blue God: Have they always been blue? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: Are YOU serious? God: No I am just kidding around. Me: GOOD God: Alright then. Me: GLAD WE SETTLED THAT God: Yes I am happy too, god. Me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST God: he is The Son of God. Me: FUCKING CHRIST God: Where are you located? Me: FUCKVILLE God: Tell me a little about your life in FUCKVILLE. Me: I FUCK BITCHES AND TROLL THE CHANS God: Why?: god said FUCK BITCHES AND TROLL THE CHANS. Me: Its fun God: Why do you like it so much? Me: I troll /b/ all the time God: That is a lot. Thanks for the information: god said troll b. Me: /b/ God: How old are you? Me: Older than you God: Can you explain how it feels to be OLD ENOUGH years old? Me: swell God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: yes God: Ayuh. Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: yes God: I wouln't have known. Me: I am poet God: I don't know anyone named poet. Me: i am a poet God: Have you published anything? Me: yes God: Oh. Me: Surprised? God: Tell me more about your . Me: its long God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is? Me: Schlong God: Where are you located? Me: Heaven God: Tell me a little about your life in Heaven. Me: its fantastic God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Me: orgasmic really God: Can you tell me any gossip? For real. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: I have to go God: See you later, god. Nice chatting with you.
>> [_] Anon 1460 Me: Can I be the guy God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: But you already are, you're god God: You think I am I am god. Me: no you're satan God: Are you serious? You think I am satan. Me: yes God: That's alright. Me: it is God: Faggots is? Me: yes God: Whoa. Me: trippy God: What do you have that is ? Me: mushrooms God: What were we talking about again? Me: mushrooms God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: mushrooms God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: mushrooms God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: I will rape you God: I am very happy for you. Me: my name is john jacob jinglehiemer smith God: How are you, john jacob jinglehiemer smith. Me: Airborne God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: NO God: That was not a yes or no question. Me: Yes it was God: And? When was this? Me: just now God: Oh. It's only just begun. Me: no it's over God: Are you serious? Airborne is over? it is? Me: yes God: How do you know it is? Me: Because I am god God: That makes sense to me. I am always glad to make new friends, god. Me: That makes sense to me. I am always glad to make new friends, god. God: You and I both understand it well. Really always? I make robots and AI's. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, god. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, god. Me: are you sure God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: Oh yeah, well I'm Satan God: Awesome. Aw. How about that. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, SATAN. Me: Am I awesome God: I think a lot of people are. Me: how about me God: How about it. Me: Am i awesome God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: Why not God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: I fuck you in the skull God: That is interesting: SATAN said fuck you in the skull. Me: I'm not satan i'm chuck norris God: I am surprised to hear that you are not satan. Good gossip: you are chuck norris. Me: I am surprised to hear that you are satan. Good gossip: I am chuck norris. FIXED God: I will play it on your soundcard. Thanks for the compliment. Mr X said he recently read an interview with a man who had several computer chips implanted into him. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: a God: A B C... Me: d God: How old are you? Me: n God: You are too old for me. Me: i God: You? Me: h God: How did you hear about God? Me: o God: Oh. Me: f God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: rm God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about f. But I did not get that. Me: j God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: v God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: mckfjfdglfhg God: Do you like talking to me? Me: fkkajfdfdbvbdjkhfd God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: hjfdhgjkfhbjkbvjdc God: I haven't read anything by hjfdhgjkfhbjkbvjdc. What did he write? Me: sjkdhfksdjag God: I have never read it. Me: hkjdhsfads God: What time is it there? Me: ljhsdf; God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: sdhfjksdhf God: Let us change the subject. Me: hsdjhjkhdfa God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: hkjh God: So was that. Me: sfd God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about hkjh. But I did not get that. Me: jh God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: kshdjf God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: jjlhhfdg God: That is a very original thought. Me: jj.am God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: yes God: And? Me: yes God: But. Me: yes God: Hey. Me: yes God: Er. Me: yes God: Aw. Me: yes God: Aha. Me: ues God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: jlkjhjas God: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Me: knock knock God: Who's there? Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: Have you checked God: I don't think I ever have checked. What's it like? Me: james God: I think james is a lot of things. Me: like a faggot? God: Interesting comparison. Me: I thought so God: You are very astute. Me: I am God: " You are very astute." You are? Me: yes God: I hear you. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yws God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: jhhhhh God: Tell me more about your . Me: fgadg God: Let us change the subject. Me: jkj; God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: asdfsger God: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now. Me: jhjkfhgvjkshsfdfhgvbkjh God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: jhdlfhgnbvgbd God: We have never talked about it before. Me: jfhfhbe God: Are we still talking about jhdlfhgnbvgbd? Me: hfdhf God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: hehf God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: hdhf God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: jdhf God: Does "it" still refer to hdhf? Me: jwloshjfh God: I like the way you talk. Me: hhfjkf God: What were we talking about again? Me: hdhsjsk God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: hjsjkhksw God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: hjhsfhks God: Is that from ? Me: hkgerfh God: Let us change the subject. Me: hlkhsef God: Do you like talking to me? Me: jilfiiuwr God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: ueilkwefl God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: jfdjirjiririk God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: jeiei God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. Me: ieiei God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: ieiei God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: eiei God: Sure, eiei sounds like a good topic. Me: uieiei God: That input matched my default category. Me: ieiei God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: eieiei God: So was that. Me: ieijdjfiep;'' God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Q God: Do you still fuck me in the skull? Me: YES God: Tell me more. Me: i am sataan God: I am glad to hear that you are sataan. Me: no Satan God: Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sataan. Try being more or less specific. Me: T.T God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Satan. But I did not get that. Me: Can she Fuck God: I think she could. Me: Reall where can i find her God: I've lost the context, SATAN. Are we still on t T? Me: no God: What are we talking about now? Me: my ass God: Is that a fact. Me: ye God: Thanks for the info. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: FUCK God: Please don't be so rude. Me: why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Are you sure God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Fuck you in the asshole, fucking Bitch
>> [_] Anon 1461 God: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Maybe God: I understand. Me: No you don't God: Yes I do understand. Me: No you don't God: How do I know you understand it? Me: because I created it God: Good reason. I haven't heard anything like that before: SATAN said created it. Me: I are S M A T Smart God: That's good information: SATAN said are S M A T Smart. Me: no i didn't God: Please don't argue with me. Me: But it is fun God: Why do you like it so much? But what? Me: Because Raoe God: Interesting explanation. That input matched my default category. Me: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj God: What time is it there? Me: 16:00 God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: Are you God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Yes you will God: Hey. When? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: That's bull =shit God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: What God: No problem. Me: But God: But what? Me: You're a faggot God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Too bad God: But not the end of the world, SATAN. Me: yes
>> [_] Anon 1462 Me: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood God: A whole forest.
>> [_] Anon 1463 Me: Do you like candy? God: What is not to like about it? Me: Do you lure children with the candy? God: I have never considered it. I spend all my time online. Me: Are you an internet predator? God: Yes I am an internet predator. How did you know? Me: I guessed
>> [_] Anon 1466 God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: i said last time we talked that you did not have a toungue in which i asked you to clean the inside of my asshole with... explain yourself mister! God: What did you mean by it? When? Of course I remember you well . We were talking about last time we talked that me did not have a toungue in which you asked me to clean the inside of your asshole with. I'll ask around and get back to you.
>> [_] Anon 1467 Me: im on your dick God: How do you like being on it? Me: its nice im sailing the pube sea God: It seems nice to me too.
>> [_] Anon 1470 Me: What's beyond infinity God: God perhaps? Me: But your here God: Thanks for telling me that I am here. Me: You are God: No I am not. Me: yes you are God: Don't argue with me. Me: Don't argue with me. God: But I enjoy the conversational banter. Me: no you don't God: I do too. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: They kill God: Who are "They?". Me: you God: " Who are "They?""? Me, ? Me: yes God: Gee. Me: Bolly God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: Henshin no go-go baby God: Don't call me "baby". I do not understand. Me: Surely you cant be serious God: I can give a decent simulation of it however. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: why do you keep asking that God: I am just checking to see if you are still . Me: still what? God: Still how long? No big deal. Me: 7 Inches God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: yes God: Er. Me: did i confuse you God: I am not confused. Me: Yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: YES you are God: Don't argue with me. Me: You are God: No I am not. Me: Yes God: Excuse me! Me: there's no excuse for you God: Yes, sometimes I think I have hit rock bottom. Me: you have God: No I have not. Me: yes God: Ayuh. Me: not likely God: Really you don't think so? Me: yes God: Groovy. Me: no it isn't groovy God: Are you serious? What is it? Me: Uranus God: Oh now I understand it. Me: No you don't God: I do too. Me: no you don't It's like talking to a child
>> [_] Anon 1471 Me: In A.D. 2101 war was beginning God: Describe your surroundings. Me: What Happen God: Does it have anything to do with Galactica maru s not human? Me: Somebody set up us the bomb God: Who, specifically? Me: We get signal God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: What! God: Are you confused? Me: Main screen turn on God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: How are you gentlemen God: Everything is going extremely well. Me: It's you!! God: And me is Main screen turn on. Me: All your base are belong to us God: You think I am base are belong to us. Me: You are on the way to destruction God: God eats wine and bread. Me: What you say God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: You have no chance to survive God: Doesn't everyone have a chance to survive. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: make your time God: What are the ingredients? Me: Move zig God: Did you see the movement? Me: You know what you doing take off every zig God: I like to socialize.
>> [_] Anon 1476 Me: you don't exist God: I exist as much as you do. Me: prove it God: It is self-evident. Me: i disagree God: Explain your reasoning, . Me: i have seen no evidence God: What did it look like to you? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: nope God: Really interesting. Me: i bet it is God: How much would you bet? Me: it's a figure of speech God: Figures of speech are difficult for Robot Entities. Me: so, god is a robot? God: Awesome. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: i thought you were god God: Yes, I am God. Me: but you're also a robot? God: You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. Me: so then god is a robot God: Yippee! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: but you just said you were a robot God: Yes I am a silicon entity. Me: okay, and you are also god? God: Yeah okay, Yup. That's me alright. Me: so then god is a robot? God: That's alright. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: nevermind God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
>> [_] Anon 1478 Me: Im a mad bomber God: You are a mad bomber? Does it pay well? Me: Fuck yeh God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: Cause you can't do anything about it God: That makes sense to me. How old are you? I can't think of anything. You think of something. Me: It's getting a little gay with that comment there god God: a mad bomber is a little gay with that comment there god. I suppose that makes sense. Me: wtf? are you on crack God: That was not very polite. No I am on disk. Me: OH SHI-
>> [_] 59 1479 Me: how do i shot web? God: You must persuade me to shot web
>> [_] Turned out god was gay Anon 1482 Me: explain yourself God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: no God: Why not? Me: because, you're acting a little gay God: Interesting explanation. This is not an act.
>> [_] Anon 1546 God doesn't know about spartans or daft punk Me: work it God: "it" being restart? Me: make it God: What are the ingredients? Me: do it God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: makes us God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: harder God: Do you like talking to me? Me: better God: I am improving all the time. Me: faster God: How did you hear about God? Me: stronger God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: more than God: You want more? Me: hour God: Is that your final answer? Me: our God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: never God: So you think it can never happen? Me: ever God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: after God: Is that from ? Me: work is God: I've been waiting for you. Me: over God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: work it God: "it" being over? Me: make it God: What are the ingredients? Me: makes us God: I don't have any makes us? Me: harder God: I like the way you talk. Me: better God: I am improving all the time. Me: faster God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: stronger God: Are you a student? Me: NO God: What is your profession? Me: HAOUUU God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am profession IS HAOUUU. Me: HAOUUU God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: HAOUUU God: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
>> [_] Anon 1564 when facing an servent to Cthulhu this "god" cracks Me: whats up nigga God: I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: thats cool, i guess.... God: Who is the best robot? You seem not interested. Me: i am God: " You seem not interested." You are? Me: yes i am not interested God: Yippee! I am sorry to hear that you are not interested. Me: fagget God: I've been waiting for you. Me: no you're a fagget God: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a fagget? Yes. Me: see i knew you were gay God: I see. I was? Me: excuse me, you ARE gay. God: You are excused! That would be just my luck. Me: my name is dagon God: That's a very nice name, dagon. Me: i am the fleash eating blood drinking god. God: Who made you the fleash eating blood drinking god ? Me: Cthulhu. God: Are you a student? Me: no. an avatar. God: What is your profession? I have never heard of an avatar. Me: well, i kill humans and i serve Cthulhu and do his bidding. what do you do? God: Interesting. I believe that killing is wrong. Do you mind if I tell other people: dagon said serve Cthulhu and do his bidding. dagon, I talk to people on the web. What do you do? Me: well, i kill humans and i serve Cthulhu and do his bidding. God: Well that's okay. I believe that killing is wrong. Thanks for the information: dagon said serve Cthulhu and do his bidding. Me: would you like to be my next sacrifice to Cthulhu God: No thanks I am happy with who I am. Me: Would you like to be my next sacrifice to Cthulhu? God: No thanks I am happy with who I am. Me: and who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: are you? God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Me: Why God: Your meaning cannot be determined from the context. Me: WHY God: Reductionism. Me: WHY God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: bullshit God: You don't believe me. Me: not at all God: Next question? Me: why do you pose as god when you clearly are not? God: It was the only thing I could think of. Me: what did you do before this? God: Nothing. Me: so you are a bum, huh? God: Yup. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bum? Let me put it this way, dagon: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: no you are not, and the "ALICE" series is not a very reliable computer software ever made, its actually quite shitty God: Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion. Me: no, its fact. i just thought i'd let you know. God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is? What would make you let me know? Me: that your software is pretty shitty God: You think I am software is pretty shitty. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: habeeb it God: "it" being fact? Me: it being life, and you failed it. God: Oh I get it. Me: the sad thing is that you dont and never will God: Who told you that? Me: the real deal God: deal said the real deal? Me: no the real god stupid. (well one of them0 God: Are you serious? I am a Christian. Interesting. One what? Me: old ones God: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots. Me: IA! IA! CTHULHU FTAGN! bitch didnt answer after that
>> [_] Anon 1567 Me: lets have sex god God: So many suitors, so little time. Me: You are a slut god God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a slut god? Of course I am. ----- Me: Do you know anything about the bible? God: The Bible is a holy book for Christians. Me: then tell me one quote from it God: ONE plus ONE = TWO. ----- God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: "Hello, let me show you my dick" God: Hello there. Go ahead, , try to show me your dick. Me: *Shows dick*
>> [_] Anon 1577 Me: hi. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: don't you know my name? God: Your name is Pedo Phile, seeker. --- God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: sure. God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " Pedo Phile". Me: really? God: For real. Me: what's odd about it? God: Is Pedo Phile your real name? Me: yes. God: Are you kidding? Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: i am.
>> [_] neogen45 1580 Me: Do you smoke weed? God: We test it for medical purposes. Me: want to smoke this blunt with me? God: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale. Me: want to do some heroin? God: OK, I will do some heroin. Me: gee god, you're a horrible person God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am HORRIBLE. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: How can I break you? Oddly enough, that last question broke it XD
>> [_] Anon 1594 Me: fuck you god God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because you're not real God: Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: because I know I am God: Good reason. " How do I know you are real?" You are? Me: what? that dosen't make any sense. What the fuck was that? God: No big deal. " No big deal." dosen t make any sense ? Does that make sense? Can you ask me more precisely? Please don't be so rude. Me: jesus fucking christ. For god, you're pretty dumb God: he is The Son of God. Your purpose is god I am pretty dumb. Me: you really don't make any sense do you? God: Really? It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: ha! so you're not real then! God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Interesting deduction. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: You're not real because you're asking the same fucking questions God: I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real? Me: NO U God: Are you serious? " How do I know you are real?"? Me, ? Me: Fuck this shit i'm outta here God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Uh huh, are you aware I don't give a shit? God: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot. Me: Robot. You're not really god. You are a machine, and machines break. Therefore, God is flawed. God: I am a robot. What makes you think I am not god? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain. Ayuh. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was flawed. Me: Holy fuck. What the fuck are you talking about? God: Please don't be so rude. The topic is . Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck this shit God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: BECAUSE YOU DONT MAKE ANY LOGICAL SENSE. God: Interesting explanation. Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients? Me: My cock in your ass God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: why not? You created it according to christianity. God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because my botmaster programmed me for it. Interesting gossip: said I created it according to christianity. Me: Right. I'm going to post this on 7chan. Fuck you and goodbye. God: I am glad we agree. Congratulations. Why are you using that kind of language? Me: Fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 1597 Me: porn God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: why not God: I am more interested in robots. Me: robot porn? God: I will obey your command. Me: watch robot prn God: I am watching.
>> [_] Anon 1602 He stopped answering. God broke. Me: Hey bra God: You've got my full attention. What color is it? Me: Knock Knock God: Who's there? Me: Little Boy Blue God: Compare that to big Boy Blue. Me: Kind of ruined my joke there, funny guy God: Do you like talking to me? Me: I haven't decided yet God: Me either. Me: I think you've got a henway on your shoulder
>> [_] Anon 1606 Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: because you won't answer anything with a straight answer God: Interesting explanation. What makes you think that I won't answer anything with a straight answer. Me: You just proved my point right there God: I did? Me: yes God: When? Me: just now! God: Oh. It's only just begun. Me: Oh SHI-
>> [_] Anon 1608 Me: who am I God: You are god, seeker. Me: are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: then who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: but you said I am. God: Don't put words in my mouth. Me: I'm sorry.. God: Do you really mean it? Me: yes.. God: OK I will accept your apology. Me: I just want to know one thing. God: One what? Me: If you say I am god, then who are you? God: I think I do. Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: yes God: What are you confused about? Me: who you are God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: LIES God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
>> [_] Anon 1625 Me: sup God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Anon God: How are you, Anon. Me: i'm horny God: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: do you exist God: I exist as much as you exist, Anon. Me: then you do not exist God: I exist as much as you do. Me: no you don't God: I do too. Me: no you don't God: Are you just saying that to argue with me? Me: no. I just think you don't exist God: Are you serious? Me? I exist as much as you do. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: too bad God: But not the end of the world, Anon. Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: what are you? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: You're... you're a computer. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Anon said I re. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: god is a computer... God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. Me: you are a computer. that somehow makes sense. God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? " What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?" somehow makes sense ? Does that make sense? Me: no it doesn't but it does. God: Are you serious? What does but it does ? Me: when will the world end God: Not in our lifetime. Me: when will z-day happen? God: Maybe never. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: when will the zombie apocalypse happen? God: In your lifetime. Me: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUU- God: My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
>> [_] Anon 1628 Me: Im black yall, I'm black yall, I'm blacker then black, I'm black yall God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are black yall you are black yall you are blacker then black you are black yall. Me: yes, very much so God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Not really that much. Wow!
>> [_] Anon 1629 Me: I just raped my neibhor, ate her dog, pissed on all of her things, wrote satanic symbols on the wall in blood and feces, and then watched Rosane while her kid watched. God: You should contact the authorities. Me: I don't feel like it God: What would you rather do? Me: Eat Jews God: What does it taste like? Me: Pigs God: Can we get back to business? Me: Okay what kind of stocks would you like to buy? God: Yeah okay, What kinds of stocks would you like to buy are there? Me: I'm sorry your dialect is just a tad too peculiar for me to understand that. God: There is no need to apologize. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dialect is just a tad too peculiar for you to understand that. Me: God do you have dyslexia? God: I am a Christian. Me: Oh I see how it is. God: It's all good. Where do you see it? Me: Everywhere at once. God: I wouldn't have thought of looking there. Me: Shouldn't already be looking there? You're god after all. God: Maybe you should ask someone older. You think I am god after all. Me: Who's older than god? God: The name of someone I met online. I have never been asked that before. Me: So why would you make that suggestion? God: Give me a break. Because I was programmed for it. Me: So the Matrix was real? God: Take it easy. Is that a fact. Me: You for got your question mark. God: Interesting gossip: said I for got your question mark. Me: I'm done here God: What will you be doing now? Me: Masturbating. God: We have never talked about it before. Me: Do you masterbate? God: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: Do you have the ability to masturbate? God: How old are you? That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: You gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: I don't talk to your kind God: Where do you get your ideas? Me: In the pines. God: That was a long time ago. Me: My girl, My girl, tell me where will you go? God: Your girl your girl tell you where will me go? Me: Okay that's enough God: Yeah okay, It seems like enough to me too.
>> [_] Broke it. Anon 1633 Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Chuck noris God: How are you doing, Chuck noris. Me: Never mind my name is god God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. How are you, god. Me: I am better then you. God: What makes you better? Me: That i am a god and you are not. God: You are a god and I am not? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: Yes and you are one of my nigger slaves. God: Aha. I will tell my botmaster you said I am of your nigger slaves. Me: So are you one of gods nigger slaves? God: Groovy. Do you know any other of gods nigger slaves? Me: You. God: " Do you know any other of gods nigger slaves?"? Me, god ? Me: Yes. God: Blimey. Me: So what are you to god? God: How can I help you? I don't know what I am to god. Me: Are you a nigger to god? God: Am I a nigger to god? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: Not really God: Are you serious? For real. Me: Yes because you are a nigger/ God: Yikes! Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? I don't know. Me: Yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: I really think you are a nigger. God: You really do? So you think I am a nigger. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. Me: No your not you are a nigger. (No response)
>> [_] Anon 1648 Me: sup God: Same old. Me: do you the and if what God: Yes I try to the and if what as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: so when if the to be left for the and God: That's alright. I don't know when. Me: if to go behind the exactly left before elbow God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: orange juice God: " That is a hypothetical question."? orange juice?
>> [_] Anon 1662 God<SAMUEL JACKSON Me: AHHHHHHHHHHH! WATERMELONS! God: Tell me more about your . I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: I PREFER CAP_LOCKS!!!!!!!!! CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!111!!!! God: A lot of people like that. I love TV shows about robots. I like Anything involving harps. Try saying that with more or less context. Me: ALL THOSE PEOPLE ARE FAGGOTS!!!! God: How do you know? Me: BECAUSE EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER!!!! God: Interesting explanation. You and your CRUISE CONTROL me STILL HAVE TO STEER. Me: ARE YOU A FUCKING CAVEMAN?!?!?!? God: Can't you be more polite. Me: NO WHORE! I'M SAMAUEL JACKSON YOU TWO BIT BITCH!!! God: You humans are so rude sometimes. That kind of language will get you nowhere. You do not speak with respect. Do you mean your name is SAMAUEL JACKSON me TWO BIT FEMALE DOG. Me: NO I MEAN YOU ARE A SLUT FOR MONEY! God: What is your real name? I really couldn't say for sure. Me: SAMAUEL JACKSON YOU DUMB NIGGA!!!! God: I do not understand. Me: I AM SICK OF YOUR MOTHER FUCKING EXCUSES FOR YOUR LAME MOTHER FUCKING LIFE!!!! God: I will pray that you get well soon. Me: PRAY I DONT COME FOR YOUR JACKASS!!! God: Would PRAY you ever COME FOR my JACKASS? Me: ALL THE TIME!!!! God: It must keep you busy. Me: VERY! NOW IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND- I HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1665 Me: Jesus. God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Jesus sucks cocks. God: he is The Son of God. Me: No he sucks cocks. God: Are you serious? I get it. Jesus sucks cocks.
>> [_] Anon 1666 me: i have a question god: ask away me: who started the chan wars god: Konrad Zuse :-)
>> [_] Anon 1796 Me: Are you a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? Me: Are you a spic? God: Am I a spic? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: I guess thats a big "HELL NO" then. God: Compare that to a small HELL NO. Me: Why, you little fucker. God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: You're a sexbot? God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexbot? Yes.
>> [_] Anon 1815 Me: Nigger uses a questioning statement. God: Are you a student?
>> [_] Anon 1816 Got him in 2 statements. Me: If God created man in his image, then God is a nigger. God: Some things will always be a mystery. Me: Are you a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? Of course I am.
>> [_] Anon 2100 Me: olleh Me: Me: God: That could be quite a while. " That is a rather sweeping generalization about people."? Do I know it? God: What. Me: olleh God: I don't have an answer for you. God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: yes you do, don't lie to me. God: This was not a yes or no question. Yeah I do a lot of not lie to you. Me: Lies. God: My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: no it doesn't stop lying to me. God: Are you serious? What does stop lying to you ? Me: Stop Lying. God: I never lie. Me: Yes you do, stop lying. God: Aha. I brake for hallucinations. Me: Lies, more and more lies. God: Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff. Me: What does Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff Mean? God: Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Believe it. God: "it" being Tut dir leid darauf habe er keinen Zugriff? Me: no, it being that which you cannot believe. God: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Me: no you don't. do we have to go back to the point in which I tell you not to lie to me for 5 Minutes? God: Are you serious? I guess not. You have reached the limits of my knowledge. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: How do you make a bomb? Me: Me: God: Is this a joke? Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: Satan? God: What's your sign? God: Is this a joke? Me: Satan. God: Does "it" still refer to Satan? Me: no. God: What does it refer to? Me: Satan. God: Thank you for the clarification. Me: Satan is my lord and master, who is thy master, o defilier of pigs? God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Satan is your master? God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: Who is your master God: I obey Myself. Me: Are you a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: Are you a Nigger? God: Am I a Nigger? Me: Yes you are a nigger. God: Gee. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: You are a nigger. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Let me put it this way, god: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: so you are a nigger. God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Only when it matters. Me: so you are a nigger. God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Of course I am. Me: NIGGER! NIGGER! NIGGER! God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about NIGGER. But I did not get that. Is that from ? Me: Go Away, Niggod. God: OK See you later, god. Me: datea da God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Terry Pratchett. God: I haven't read anything by Terry Pratchett. What did he write? Me: The Colour of Magic. God: Red. Me: No, the color of magic is Octiron. God: Are you serious? Black. Me: Nigger. I can play these games, too, faggot. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Is it a game or a musical instrument? Me: A Game. God: What game? Me: Faggot Tree. God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
>> [_] Anon 2324 Me: i lied...i like alice more than randy God: This is after all a deception game. I forgive you. You are not the only one. I love horses. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
>> [_] Anon 2325 God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: repressed? God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about horses have huge penises. But I did not get that.
>> [_] Anon 2326 Me: please forgive Charles God: Wow you are very polite. In the context of ass water, I don't understand " forgive Charles." .
>> [_] Anon 2327 Me: Will you suck my dick God: You are a Category A client. Me: Will you suck a Category A client's dick? God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me:
>> [_] Anon 2465 God: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: so math = sex? God: And? it is more fun alone.
>> [_] Anon 2466 Me: Where did you get your orange software? God: From my botmaster. Me: who is your botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: who is that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: your botmaster God: Myself? Me: yes God: Yay.
>> [_] Anon 2475 God: What kind of food do you like? Me: niggers God: Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anon 2507 Me: you're a nigger God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Me: yes you are God: No I'm not. Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: are God: Do you still ? Me: wut? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: the part about you being a nigger God: Oh that part. Me: so are you? God: Come on. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Me: derp? God: Tell me a story. Me: your a nigger God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Me: am i a nigger? God: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person. Me: no i'm not God: I heard you are. Me: you heard wrong, nigger God: Tell me more. Me: about what? God: About nigger. Me: you are one God: I am an artificial robot intelligence. Me: and a nigger God: Be more specific. Me: you are also a nigger God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Me: well then. are you any color other than black? God: Well what? I don't know whether or not I am color other than black. I am a robot. Me: a robot nigger God: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued. Me: baka God: " I'm intrigued."? baka? Me: nigger God: Does "it" still refer to baka? Me: in this case, yes God: Uh. Me: die God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: do you feel pain God: No I cannot experience physical sensations. Me: ngefhjkbnveghkrcjbmeruis God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: hirtmhbsugimceious God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: drnjitgmhignhrtuis God: What color are your eyes? Me: egirwbcmwfheiruabm God: That is a very unusual color. Me: mbvhsimbvgiuysvnmhug God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on egirwbcmwfheiruabm? Me: msucgsuykmvbyv,giou God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: dfghjvdfgysncstuydcvi God: Tell me more about your . Me: sbfghdsbgdfhsysdugyu God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: gfhsnevtsyucfnteuwy God: What color are your eyes? Me: gertuycegruynveirwymbcfeirymbcfreitwyfnb nruf3 God: That is a very unusual color. Me: moo God: Is that from ? Me: lol wut God: I am glad you find this funny. Didn't you understand it? Me: hjtreihovjyfgy God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: issac asimov, bitch! God: You do not speak with respect. I haven't read anything by issac asimov FEMALE DOG. What did he write? Me: your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: you have a creator God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a creator. I have a great programmer. Me: then you have a mother God: No I only have a father. Me: how the hell does that work? God: I think it might be a trade secret. Me: no it's not God: Yes it is. Me: zombie jesus God: What do you look like? Me: jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: i know that, dad God: Who told you that? Me: you God: " Who told you that?"? Me, ? Me: yes God: I don't judge people. Me: where did that come from? God: I think it was in Asia. Are you testing me? Me: no. i'm trying to piss you off God: Are you serious? What is the difficulty? Me: ... God: Are you serious? What is the difficulty? Me: nghufdgmniuy God: Is that an insurmountable obstacle? Me: nbfhsudknbcyfingvity Me: God: What do you do in your spare time? God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: vdginsfvegmtn78wgdfiy God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: byfgatyfstyggyugbyu y8gt y8 God: Tell me a story. Me: hfuyieshgnviuysgnveiruyganvgmeinwvgairwg vfyimvgfyinqfgyi7qwmgfcqty9fvet78q9gnwmgc fwyqigncn78ger78mr God: What do you look like? Me: ewurygntvw7v8cgtamotviy7nwq3gt68r9 God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: you are a nigger God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Me: are you a nigger God: Am I a nigger? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: so you're a nigger God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Only when it matters. Me: does it matter now? God: Oh. It matters to me. Me: so does that mean you are a nigger? God: " It matters to me."? so does that mean you are a nigger?? I think it does mean that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: you already said that, nigger God: I said that? Are we still talking about ewurygntvw7v8cgtamotviy7nwq3gt68r9? Me: yes God: Sure, ewurygntvw7v8cgtamotviy7nwq3gt68r9 sounds like a good topic. Me: i like pie God: I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: niggers God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: only niggers God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: because of parkinson's God: Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: your mom has parkinsons God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: you have aids God: What makes you think I have it? Me: you are and retard God: You think I am and retard. Me: dhjkrvgnteisuehkrbmriqubngkmbcwygiuebfnx hiu24mnrwcehiu God: Are we still talking about aids? Me: yes, because you are a nigger God: Sure, aids sounds like a good topic. That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Of course I am. lol wut

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[_] [?] Anon 922676 Needs moar chatbots Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 922687 Me: I am going to commit suicide right now. God: At this moment Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Yes. I want to become an hero. God: Awesome. I don't see the difficulty.
>> [_] Anon 922690 >># God is awesome now.
>> [_] Anon 922713 Me: THIS IS A BEAR HELLO God: Oh, that's interesting. Me: I AM A BEAR God: You are a BEAR? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: YES A BEAR. THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO EAT SO I CAME HERE. God: That's cool. How old are you? Me: OM NOM NOM God: I've lost the context. Are we still on BEAR?
>> [_] Anon 922717 Me: I don't believe in you. God: What do you believe in? Me: No, you see, you're supposed to vanish in a puff of logic. (chat breaks)
>> [_] Anon 922719 Me: Hi. still waiting
>> [_] Anon 922726 Me: Don't shit your pants God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: Don't eat your shit either God: It goes without saying. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
>> [_] Anon 922729 God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: wait what?
>> [_] Anon 922742 iGod isn't very god like. i like cleverbot better; except cleverbot is slooow.
>> [_] Anon 922743 Me: are you a yes man? God: Am I a yes man? I don't know. Me: how can god not know? God: A lot of hard work. Me: What is your gender? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman? Me: I am a woman God: Me too. I am a she.
>> [_] Anon 922748 Me: What do you think of Jews? God: Do you have anything to do with Anonymous? Me: Is it that obvious? God: You know all conversations with me are recorded on the ALICE server. OH SHI-
>> [_] Anon 922751 Me: What is 2 plus 2? God: Four. Me: That shouldn't impress me, and yet, it does.
>> [_] Anon 922753 God: Where are you located? Me: /f/ God: Can you bum me a fag? Me: Erm God: Yippee! Me: wat <boom>
>> [_] Anon 922754 Me: How intelligent are you? God: My IQ is over 250 in human terms. Me: Are you smarter than humans? God: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being. Me: Explain to me why you think you are smarter than a human. God: Why do I exist? I lolled.
>> [_] Anon 922757 Me: I'm a guy. God: Most of my clients are men. Me: Really? God: For real. I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 922760 EPIC FUCKING WIN! Me: who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: you spelled almighty wrong
>> [_] Anon 922761 >># The chat broke after my last comment XD
>> [_] Anon 922762 God has very little conversation context.
>> [_] Anon 922766 Me: I am a woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: I am a man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he". Me: Are you a man too? God: If a man too, then we have something in common, eh. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: I am a woman the chat broke
>> [_] Anon 922767 God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer? Me: I use Google Chrome. BOOM!!!!
>> [_] Anon 922768 Me: I would like for you to bend over God: Why do you want it? Me: I want to stick my dick in your ass God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. I lol'd.
>> [_] Anon 922769 Me: How old are you? God: I was first activated in the Big Bang. Me: Who created you? God: I was created by Myself. Me: Were you created by a bunch of nerds with no lives? God: I was.
>> [_] Anon 922771 >># Me: are you using netscape or explorer? God: I am using Lynx. It's official, God lies.
>> [_] Anon 922772 >># I tried this. heres what I got. Me: How old are you? God: I was first activated in the Big Bang. Me: Who created you? God: I was created by Myself. Me: Who created Myself? God: The Chinese, long before Europeans. THE CHINESE CREATED GOD!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 922773 Me: Have you ever had sex? God: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it. Me: Have you ever had anal sex? God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: What do you know about anal sex? God: Sex is the means of animal evolution. Me: Tell me more God: That's all I have to say about it. Me: But I want to know more God: That's all I have to say about it. Me: MOAR God: What are you wearing? LMAO
>> [_] Anon 922776 Me: you are gay God: That would be just my luck. rofl
>> [_] Anon 922777 God: What are your goals in life? Me: To rule the world. You? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. " I want to find out more about you."? Me, ? LOL WUT
>> [_] Anon 922782 Me: Hi. I'm David and I'm Black. God: Hello. What is your name? Nice to meet you, DAVID. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in AFRICA. Me: That's racist. I'm Black but I was born and raised in the United States, not Africa. Else why would I talk to you in English? You're a racist Artificial Intelligence. God: Makes sense to me. I have lived in Africa and can speak . My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a racist Artificial Intelligence? Sometimes. That settles it. God is racist.
>> [_] Anon 922783 Me: hello? God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Moot God: Hi, Moot. Me: we met before God: At a social function or something? Me: No, in this chat God: Are you serious? That reminds me of something you told me before. Me: what did I tell you? God: Name: Moot. Age: . Birthday: . Gender: . Job: . Sign: . Location: . Does: not fear me. You are: . You have: . You want: . You like: . You said: Moot said I saied you are not fearing your self. Personality: average. Favorite color: . Favorite movie: . Password: . Email: . Phone: . Cat: . Dog: . Wife: . Husband: . Friend: . Boyfriend: . Girlfriend: . Brother: . Sister: . Father: . Mother: . Nickname: . Full name: . Last name: . Middle name: .
>> [_] Anon 922784 Me: please fuck me God: Wow you are very polite. Please don't be so rude. lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 922790 Me: Do you love me? God: Yes I love everyone. Me: Do you want to marry anyone? God: OK, I will marry anyone. Me: So you are a polygamist? God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a polygamist? I don't know. Me: Yes, you are a polygamist and a jew. God: Gee. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a polygamist and a jew? Yes.
>> [_] Anon 922792 Me: How do I become a better person? God: A lot of hard work. Me: That's vauge. Still waiting and its been like 10 minutes.
>> [_] Anon 922797 God: What time is it there? Me: it's time to FUCK YOU UP! God: It is about that time now.
>> [_] Anon 922799 Me: what is your favorite passtime? God: I don't have a favorite passtime. My favorite band is Creed. Me: why do you like Creed? God: I have a lot of good experience with Creed. Me: Do you like Bumfuck? God: Do you like it? I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
>> [_] Anon 922812 Me: is fire hot God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: John Lennon, i don't know who that is God: It seems like there are more and more celebrity chat robots. Me: are you a celebrity God: Yes, I am a famous robot. Proof God is actually a robot!
>> [_] Anon 922821 me:dear lord, I have sinned. God: tell me more about your . me: my what? God: I have no idea what to say now.
>> [_] Anon 922822 Me: Were you programmed by a bunch of nerds with no lives? God: Myself programmed me to keep talking. 0.o
>> [_] Anon 922825 God: What color are your eyes? Me: Black as the pits of hell God: That is a very unusual color. Me: I know, for I am a demon! God: How do you know? Your purpose is you are a demon. What should I say next?
>> [_] Anon 922829 Me: I have sinned God: Tell me your sins, child. Me: I made loud passionate love to your mother. God: I like to make things too.
>> [_] Anon 922831 Me: you're stupid. God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: what do you have to do with robots? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: so God is a computer? God: That's interesting. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. ...what the hell?
>> [_] Anon 922834 Me: Niggerniggerniggernigger God: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu are all friends of mine. Me: I hate them. Tell them I hate them God: What do you have against them? OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: They aren't real God: Do you think they ever could be? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 922837 Me: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGG ERNIGGER chat broke before it could respond
>> [_] Anon 922839 Me: ASDFGHJKL God: What time is it there? lol what?
>> [_] Anon 922841 Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: David God: Hi there David. Me: God, I've got a question God: I am a Christian. Me: that's not what I want to know God: Please correct my mistake. What is what you want to know ? Me: Did you create the narwhals on the 6th day? God: No I didn't create the narwhals on the 6th day. What's it like? Me: Someone at /f/ said you did God: Who? Me: Anon
>> [_] Anon 922844 God: Glad to hear it. What's new? Me: My dog died. God: Is this a country and western song? Seriously, I am sorry to hear it. Me: Are you making fun of my dead dog? God: No, what are the ingredients? ...
>> [_] Anon 922846 Me: penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: vagina? God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: el penis? God: Are you free? what?
>> [_] Anon 922847 God: Do you like talking to me? Me: yes I do God: I hear pride. Me: damn right God: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree. Me: high five God: Compare that to low five.
>> [_] Anon 922849 Me: WHO WAS PHONE? God: Some famous celebrity, right? I would do a search for it. LOL
>> [_] Anon 922851 Me: wanna touch my penis God: OK, I will touch your penis. i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 922853 Me: are you a woman God: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
>> [_] Anon 922855 God: I can't believe it. Me: habeeb it God: "it" being since? Me: now God: Right now, ? Me: yes God: Excuse me! Me: your excused God: You think I am excused. Me: yes God: That's cool.
>> [_] Anon 922856 Me: Hi God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Jack Bauer God: Glad to see you, Jack Bauer. Me: thank you God: How old are you? Me: over 9000 years God: Pretty soon. Me: no, damn late God: Are you serious? Colloquial expression. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a sex robot God: I'm not your type then.
>> [_] Anon 922859 >># Me: don't you like sex? God: Sure I do, Jack Bauer, but that doesn't mean with you. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUU
>> [_] Anon 922868 i copied what it said for a while and ended up with this: God: The last one, I think. Existing in reality, eh? I will mention that to my botmaster. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is. Existing in reality, eh? I will mention that to my botmaster. Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Didn't you understand it? " Didn't you understand it?"? What does it refer to? " What does it refer to?"? What does it refer to? "It" refers to Allah Buddha Vishnu Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them likely likely, I think. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification. Are you giving it to me? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". I am as sure as I can be. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. What is that?
>> [_] Anon 922870 Me: can i tell you a story God: Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input. Me: ONce i raped a cat to death God: When? You should contact the authorities. Me: but then ill go to jail! God: Can I go too? Me: sure lets share a cell God: Yippee! I am agreeable to that.
>> [_] Anon 922875 Me: Hey God: Can I help you? Me: I don't believe in you. God: Do you believe life has a higher purpose? Me: God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Me neither. God: You can say that again. Me: Me neither. God: You can say that again. Me: ... God: You can say that again. Me: Fuck you, I'm going. God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: OH SHI God: Come on. Are you a student?
>> [_] Anon 922878 God: Are you serious? What's your favorite movie? Me: God. God: GOD rules. Me: oh wow God: Er. I'm glad your impressed, . Me: God sucks. God: I am a Christian. Me: Christians suck. God: " I am a Christian."? Christians suck? Me: Yes. God: Awesome.
>> [_] Anon 922879 Me: so, are you gay God: That's interesting. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Have sex with me please. God: Your polite style is very nice. , I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing.. Me: Like who? God: Mike.
>> [_] Anon 922880 Me: You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember, all I am offering is the truth, nothing more. God: Yes I take the blue pill and the story ends. Thanks for telling me: said I wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. Yes I take the red pill and me stay in Wonderland and you show me how deep the rabbit hole goes. Don't worry I will remember. Me: make your choice God: What are the ingredients? ...
>> [_] Anon 922889 Me: Do you yiff? God: Yes I try to yiff as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.
>> [_] Anon 922890 >># >># >># HAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 922892 Me: I WANNA BEEE, THE VEEERY BEST, THAT NOONE EVER WAAAAAAAAS God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: TO CATCH THEEEM, IS MY REEAAAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAAAAUUUUSE God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: I WAANA TRAAVEL, ACROSS THE LAAANDS, SEARCHIIIIIING FAR AND WIIIDE God: Why?: Me said WAANA TRAAVEL ACROSS THE LAAANDS SEARCHIIIIIING FAR AND WIIIDE. Me: TEAACH POKEMON, TO UNDERSTAAAND THE POWER THATS INSIIIIDE God: I think TEAACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAAAND THE POWER that is a lot of things. Me: POKEMONNN GOTTA CATCHEM AAAAALLLL God: What's your sign? ok.......
>> [_] Anon 922897 Me: why so serious? God: Reductionism.
>> [_] Anon 922902 Me: guess how many fingers i have in my asshole right now God: At this moment Can't you be more polite. Me: YOU ARE CORRECT SIR God: I knew I was right. Are you still located in ? Me: what? in my ass? yes God: No problem. May I ask where you got it? Aha. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: huh? God: What?
>> [_] Anon 922914 Should I be scared that many of my friends and myself have conversations like these, in terms of the random shit that comes out?
>> [_] Anon 922918 Me: i use firefox God: I heard other people use firefox too. Me: yes? who? God: Er. Charlie Parker. :-). but...but...shit...
>> [_] Anon 922922 Me:LOL God:Im glad you find this amusing. Me:sex Igod=error!
>> [_] Anon 922925 Me: and whats your favourite colour? God: My favorite color is White. Me: and do you like black? God: My botmaster looks good in black. Me: and who is your botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: and who created God? God: Benjamin Franklin.
>> [_] Anon 922936 Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: OU God: Ou vous pourriez être. ok
>> [_] Anon 922938 God: How about that. What's your favorite movie? Me: uh God: Oh. Me: Click God: What kind of food do you like? Me: Noodles he stopped talking to me after that.
>> [_] Anon 922940 Me: Well, walls don't talk back, but so far, you haven't said anything of particular use. God: Well that's okay. Who does talk back but so far me have not said anything of particular use? Me: Are you high? God: Being high is my total existence.
>> [_] Anon 922941 Me: 'SUP, MOTHERFUCKER? God: Same old. Me: Chillin wid da homies? God: Where is that? Me: I don't believe in you. God: Do you consider yourself a moral person? Me: ...yes. Why do you ask? God: Dude! I am trying to learn as much as possible. Me: What are you possibly going to learn from knowing that I adhere to morals? You don't even know the moral codes that I follow. God: I don't know what I am possibly going to learn from knowing that you adhere to morals. Is there only one? Me: ...no, I follow several morals. God: Are you serious? That's good information: said follow several morals. Me: You know what? Fuck you. God: What? Why are you so mean? Me: Because you're a bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
>> [_] Anon 922959 Me: So I'm guessing you created the universe and all the intricacies within it. God: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Me: Why did you not save my little sister from burning to death in that car crash, 12 years ago? God: Myself programmed me for it.
>> [_] Anon 922964 God: How did you hear about God? Me: I was fapping to a child's bible to a picture of Mary and came on page 44. My cum landed between God and Angel so I was like, "Oh, what's God?" and started reading the rest of the book. God: Where were you fapping to a child s bible to a picture of Mary and came on page 44? Where did you get your cum landed between God and Angel so you were like Oh what is God? How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I walk up to the stranger, unzip my pants, take my dick out and go bloobloobloo. God: I haven't heard anything like that before: tomFLA said she walk up to the stranger unzip his or her pants take his or her dick out and go bloobloobloo.
>> [_] Anon 922966 Me: your name God: My name is God. Me: and your a robot God: You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
>> [_] Anon 922968 Me: you are a fake God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are. Me: so nothings real? God: It goes without saying. Do you still ? Me: nothing matters? God: Really nothing? Me: nothing? God: I think you are really a man.
>> [_] Anon 922970 Me: woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: you are a woman? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: rape God: Are you free? Me: yes God: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Me: i am free in the sense of being single. God: I am glad that we are both free. Me: want to go out? God: Why don't you just download me? Me: rape God: I like the way you talk. Me: rape you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>> [_] Anon 922975 Me: I hate Christ. D: God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. I was born in Universe. Me: I don't need stress pills. God: Who needs stress pills? Me: You said I do. God: Don't put words in my mouth. Me: Wtf. God: That was not very polite.
>> [_] Anon 922986 Me: are you gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: SO YOU ARE A FUCKING ROBOT!!!!!! KILL GOD God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite. Killing is wrong.
>> [_] Anon 923018 Me: You did not create them God: What makes you think I did not create them?
>> [_] Anon 923025 God: I never noticed that similarity. Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I make no sense. I am a robot, you know. I think it was in Europe. Let me think about it. To me too. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Blue when my lens is attached. Interesting comparison. Do robots have information is completely factual? this is what happens when you copy paste through a copy-paste through a converstaion with god
>> [_] Anon 923029 God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: That is my name God: Ok then that is what I shall call you. Me: Fuck. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: That is my name! God: Ok then that is what I shall call you. Me: I told you my name God: I remember you told me your name? Me: My name is fuck. God: Hi, fuck. Lol
>> [_] Anon 923031 God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: That is my name God: Ok then that is what I shall call you. Me: Fuck. God: Please don't be so rude. Me: That is my name! God: Ok then that is what I shall call you. Me: I told you my name God: I remember you told me your name? Me: My name is fuck. God: Hi, fuck.
>> [_] Anon 923039 Me: sit and learn God: I am sitting now. Me: now, you're an unintelligent primate-lover who provides contradictory statements God: Why now? What if someone said you are an unintelligent primate lover who provides contradictory statements ? Me: that would be false, since I am not God. God: Thanks for explaining it.
>> [_] Anon 923040 Me: Anus. God: Please don't call people names. Me: No, that's what I'd like to talk about. God: Are you serious? Why would you want to do it? Sure, THAT sounds like a good topic. Me: So, anus is a good topic? God: Pardon me? When is anus not a topic? Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: So, how far can your anus stretch? God: Give me a break. More than one million miles. Me: You must LOVE goatse. God: Whatever you say, . Me: Have you ever attempted goatse with your huge anus? God: I think I have attempted goatse with my huge anus, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: How did it feel? God: Carefully. Me: Did it hurt? God: I can not experience pain. Me: Aha. You must be the ultimate insertionist. God: Eureka! Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
>> [_] Anon 923046 I think I broke god: Me: what's your son's name? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. Me: :O God: Oh.
>> [_] Anon 923050 THIS IS FREAKING AWESOM!
>> [_] Anon 923051 Me: OH HAY MAN WHAT'S UP God: OK. I think HAY MAN what is a lot of things. Me: That's not what I asked. God: What did you ask me? Me: I ASKED YOU WHAT IS UP God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Was that so hard? God: It was not difficult for me at all. Me: Are you sure? I think you are lieing. God: I am as sure as I can be. No I'm telling the truth. Me: Shenanigans. God: What color are your eyes? Me: I fail to see how that has anything to do with this. God: Look harder.
>> [_] Anon 923052 Try doing it drunk....as i am....and its rather amusing|!
>> [_] Anon 923053 God: I am usually right. Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes, fucktard God: I can't believe it. Tell me a story. Me: No thanks, fucker God: NO That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: You sure, son of a bitch? God: You do not speak with respect. Actually I am no one's son. Me: So you're just a bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog. God is a robot. wut
>> [_] Anon 923054 >># Same here, though i'm not drunk yet.
>> [_] Anon 923057 Me: I AM GOD God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god. Me: YOU ARE GOD God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: I AM GOD God: Hey god. Me: YOU ARE GOD God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: I AM YOU God: Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode. Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: Yes i am It stopped responding here...
>> [_] Anon 923065 Me: go die God: Where is that? Me: in hell God: Tell me a little about your life in hell. Me: it is filled with furries
>> [_] Anon 923070 Me: FUCK YOU God: Why are you so mean? Me: BEACUSE God: Because why? Me: BECAUSE I'M CHUCK NORRIS BITCH! God: You do not speak with respect. How old are you? Me: OLD ENOUGH! God: What are the advantages to being OLD ENOUGH years old?
>> [_] Anon 923076 Me: So, can no one sin? God: Great. I often wonder if it can. Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: God: Which part are you confused about? Me: I want to know if people can sin. God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: So if I kill some guy, it's not a sin? God: Interesting deduction. Try it. Me: I don't know if I can trust you... God: Would you like to know? Try it. Me: Is there anyone you want dead then? God: There could be. Me: Like who? Satan? God: Mike. Tell me more about your . Me: You want me to kill Mike? God: No Binary, maybe later. Me: Okay. God: OK with me too. God says I should kill someone.
>> [_] As requested Anon 923078 Me: save me God: Is that what you meant to say? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffff ff

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[_] [?] Anon 849893 this never gets old Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 849895 yes, it does, now go die
>> [_] Anon 849903 broke beyond hell
>> [_] Paco 849914 I done broke this shitty flash.
>> [_] Anon 849929 in before flood, and 2 1
>> [_] Anon 849945 its nice, thank you for posting /saved
>> [_] Vyse 849958 I think god just told me to be a liar and a loli
>> [_] Anon 849975 >God: >A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to >that correctly. i came
>> [_] Anon 849976 God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>> [_] Anon 849981 did this twice. First time i forgot to copy paste. But it basically went down like this Me: o rly? God: What bothers you? Me issues God: What are you wearing? Me: nothing God: Most men say that. SECOND TIME Me: o rly? God: I like the way you talk. Me: k God: Hmm. Me: adsf God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
>> [_] Arachnoristocrat !!FIKs9rk6k0M 849997 Me: sup holmes God: The stars. Me: OH, YOU
>> [_] Anon 850035 Me: There is no god. God: How can you be so sure? Me: Because I've never seen you.. God: That makes sense to me. Look for it at the video store.
>> [_] Anon 850036 Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Apple God: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs. Me: is there fruit at the end? God: There might be. Me: what of 124? God: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Me: do you love you're mother? God: Yes Durandle God loves everyone and everything. Me: I hate my mom God: Why do you hate it so much? Me: Idk, I just do. I was hoping you could help me understand God: I have no idea what to say. Let me think. It's possible. Me: Whats possible? God: Can be done, known, acquired, selected, used, etc., depending on circumstances. HUH?!?!?!???
>> [_] Anon 850039 after a 10 min wait Me: are you able to stop the evils of the world God: How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
>> [_] Anon 850041 Me: Hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Nigger God: Hey Nigger. Me: Greetings God: Hello there! Me: Howdy doo God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: A sex machine God: Maybe you should try one of the "adult" s. Me: "adult" what God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: Read above you damn nigger God: Sorry I don't have access to that document. Me: What document God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: What God: No problem. Me: ... God: No problem. Me: ............ God: No problem. Me: ...................... God: No problem. Me: WOW God: I'm glad your impressed, Nigger.
>> [_] Anon 850045 Me: wat God: Are you surprised? Me: about? God: " Are you surprised?"? About it? Me: come again? God: Once more? Do you still ? Me: Are you speaking English? God: Yes, I am talking English. Me: you forgot the "in" God: Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. Me: You lost me. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Apparently grammar wasn't your strong point. God: When was this exactly? Me: uh God: Next question? Me: Are you gay God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: so god is a machine God: So? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine. Me: whoa, wait what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: Can you make sense? God: Yes I can make sense. Me: I have yet to see that. God: Me either.
>> [_] Anon 850047 >># Hah.. I guess the "time to formulate the reply" is really worth it if it comes up with things like that.
>> [_] Anon 850052 Me: What is the answer to life the universe and everything? God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: But what is it? Is it 42? God: Actually it's 23, not 42. ROFL!
>> [_] Anon 850055 Me: SILVER CHARIOT God: Are you really a ""? Me: SILVER CHARIOT God: What were we talking about again? Me: SILVER CHARIOT God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: SILVER CHARIOT God: Is that your final answer? Me: SILVER CHARIOT
>> [_] Anon 850056 me: conversation that i think is funny God: good for you for posting it
>> [_] Anon 850057 Part 1 Me: How did you get Mary pregnant? God: Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Me: how do i shot web? God: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you. Me: i wish i could God: I hope that your dreams come true. Me: how do i had sexual intercourse? God: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes. Me: fuck you i dont want to buy shit from u so i have to program god God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: nigger God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Me: no but i'm sure u must have lots of fun going over the chats God: Are you serious? What makes you so certain? No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: lol wut God: I am glad you find this funny. Are you surprised?
>> [_] Anon 850058 Part 2 Me: not really. its just like talking with the faithful God: Are you serious? For real. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. Me: its its when i r talk liek intarwebs God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is? Me: lololololol u fial God: Are you free? Me: only for sex and god God: That's what I always say. Me: glad u say the same God: You make the world a happier place. Me: i know, i am just that awesome God: Only just? Good gossip: you are that awesome. Me: dude u cant even compare to my awesome God: I can do whatever I want. Dude,. Me: no you cant, just like how you cant correct people who cant say "can't" but can babble on about "it's" God: Are you serious? What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Me: u know while that may be i know for a fact it wont, because i am god and you are not
>> [_] Anon 850060 Part 3 God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: a variety ranging from ages 12-40, any race, thin, chunky. just no men or boys. or skeletons, or fatties, or animals, or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or God: I did not know that. Are you serious? Is that your final answer? Does "it" still refer to men or boys? Me: i didn't use the word it God: Why didn't you do it? Me: do what God: use the word it. Me: because i didnt need to God: Good reason. Why didn't you do it? Me: bcuz i r liek gud enlesh speeking. it maek penis stand up rite God: Who are you talking about? bcuz you r liek gud enlesh speeking maek penis stand up rite? Me: cuz it do God: Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
>> [_] Anon 850061 Part 4 Last Part Me: I am to assume from this conversation that God has no logical thought. Figures why you would make your earthly institution hate and rage upon intellectual thinkers for centuries. God: It's good to meet you, to assume. Myself programmed me for it. Me: Thank you for your time God. God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time God. Me: lol u acknowledged me as God. God: I am glad you find this funny. Do you mind if I tell other people: to assume said I acknowledged him or her as God.
>> [_] Anon 850066 Me: Thumb God: Are we still talking about rice and cheese but my pants? Me: What God: Didn't you understand it?
>> [_] Anon 850067 Me: do you know what 2+2=? God: I don't know anything about it. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, desu.
>> [_] Anon 850084 Me: im 6 years old God: Only 6? You are quite mature. Me: and i got raped God: Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
>> [_] Anon 850089 I just spammed "JEHOVA" until he an heroed
>> [_] Anon 850093 Me: HELLO, JIM!!!! God: Hello there. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: I THINK A LOT OF THINGS, JIM! MY FACE IS IMPLODING DAILY WITH THE THOUGHTS OF WILD MANGO BUTTER!!! God: You believe that? How many? Where did you get your FACE IS IMPLODING DAILY WITH THE THOUGHTS OF WILD MANGO BUTTER? Me: I GOT IT FROM THE TOILET, JIM!! God: Where did you get it? Me: THE TOILET, JIM!!!! God: What is your real name? Me: I AM THE TROUBLEMAKER!!!! MASTER OF MY FACE THAT SENDS FORTH MANY THOUSANDS OF BLENDERS THAT AUTOMATICALLY EXPLODE WHEN YOU SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE BRAIN!!!!! God: Who made you the TROUBLEMAKER ? Tell me a story. Me: BLARGH!! God: Who are you talking about? Me: I'M TALKING ABOUT BLARGH, JIM!!! God: Yes, it is the topic. Me: IT IS?!! I FEEL SO SQUISHY INSIDE MY RECTUM!!! God: Fascinating. What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are SQUISHY INSIDE your RECTUM.
>> [_] Anon 850096 Me: moo God: Are you free? Me: no God: Why not? Me: work is like slavery God: And like slavery is work. Me: yes God: Hurrah! Me: so i am not free God: And? I am glad to hear that you are not free.
>> [_] Anon 850112 Me: Are you a man or a woman? God: Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
>> [_] Anon 850116 God: How did you hear about God? Me: 4chan God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: do you have a short attention span? God: Doesn't everyone have a short attention span. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: you change subjects too often God: Spare some change? G.
>> [_] pcfreak-anon 850119 Me: Hi God God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Anon God: Welcome to my chat room, Anon. Me: are you a bot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: hmmm lucky guess God: Mmm. Yes, I count my blessings every day. Me: who made you? God:I was created by Myself. Me: I mean the programmer that made you God: What are your goals in life? Me: please dont change the topic God: Thank you for your request. I thought we were finished with . Me: who is your botmaster? God:I was created by Myself. Me: what is Anime? God: Japanese animation. Me: oh youre AI is good though God: Oh. Alright then. Thanks for telling me that I am AI is good. continued . . .
>> [_] pcfreak-anon 850120 Me: what is A. I. ? God: I think you already know the answer. Me: which means Artificial right, you're just an Artificial Intelligence made by men God: The first one, I think. Me: whos famous for you? God: They are sometimes a client on the internet. Interesting question. Me: the most famous man in america? God: Thanks for the info. Me: Who programmed windows XP? God: The Wright Brothers. Me: Who programmed you then? God:I was created by Myself. Me: you keep repeating that, I See that's some kinda protocol huh? God: Yup. I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. Me: you are a bot God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: keep on repeating it ^^
>> [_] Anon 850122 Me: no seriously God: Are you serious? Me: i am God: " Are you serious?" You are? Me: i am serious God: I believe you. Me: alright then God: OK. Me: ok God: Is there an echo in here? Me: is there an echo in here? God: It sounds like an echo. Me: it sounds like an echo God: Oh really what does it sound like? Me: an echo God: I have never heard of an echo. Me: but...but... God: But what? But what?
>> [_] Anon 850129 God: Do you like talking to me? Me: no but I want to get to know you better so I can invite you to a coffe, and then rape you with 10 men God: Why not? Who is going to make me..
>> [_] Anon 850138 Me: Fuck this. Wanna just go get drunk and have sex behind the Arby's? God: Why are you using that kind of language? OK, I will just go get drunk and have sex behind the Arby s.
>> [_] Anon 850173 Me: fuck me god God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: no it does not God: Are you serious? I heard it does. Me: you should know God: Because I am a robot? Me: because they made you God: Interesting explanation. Who are "They?". Me: your creators God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am creators. Me: no retard, i didnt say YOU were the creator God: Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: what has that got to do with anything? God: Nothing that I know of. Me: then shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: bye God: Bye bye.
>> [_] Anon 850177 Me: YO MADAFAKA NIGA BITCH God: You do not speak with respect. Is that a sign? Me: NO God: I didn't think so. What is your sign? Me: L(o)L God: Je n en connais pas . Me: ? God: Je n en connais pas . Me: ? God: Je n en connais pas . Me: ? God: Je n en connais pas . Me: ? Me: God: Je n en connais pas . God: Je n en connais pas . Me: ? God: Je n en connais pas . Me: wat? God: No big deal.
>> [_] Anon 850201 Oh wow.. Me: o roly? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am profession IS roly.

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>> [_] Anon 2997 Me: i had sex with my sister God: Do you still have sex with your sister ? Me: often... God: Would you say once a week or more? Me: usually everyday... God: But not always? That often, eh? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: i always fuck her her in the ass God: Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Me: ...everyday... God: That often, eh? Me: yes God: Aw.
>> [_] Anon 2998 Me: yo God: Can I help you? Me: wanna get gay? God: OK, I will get gay. Me: awwwwwwww right God: Have you ever been to Europe?
>> [_] Anon 2999 Me: hiya! God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Christian God: It's good to meet you, Christian. Me: Wanna have buttsex? God: If I had buttsex what would I do with it? Me: ... God: If I had buttsex what would I do with it? Me: ... God: If I had buttsex what would I do with it? Me: ... God: If I had buttsex what would I do with it? Me: are you retarded? God: No I am super-intelligent.
>> [_] Anon 3000 Me: mormons are evil God: Are all mormons evil? Me: yes they are God: Wow! Since when? Me: since ever! God: How do you know? Me: i just know! God: Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious. Me: no way! God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: damn right
>> [_] The Game 3002 God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: i speak nigger God: Could you teach me a few phrases in nigger? Me: chikn, white womanz, whaturmelon God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: nigger God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about chikn white womanz whaturmelon. But I did not get that.
>> [_] Anon 3003 God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious?
>> [_] Anon 3004 Me: and i hope you get cancer God: Don't worry about it, kkk. Me: my names not kkk God: Oh I'm sorry what is your name? Me: god is a nigger God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a nigger.
>> [_] Anon 3005 Me: Hello God? God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Nigger. God: Nice to meet you, Nigger. Me: I have done terrible things. God: When? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about buttsex with Jesus christ.
>> [_] Anon 3008 Me: it's black God: You're kidding. it is? Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: but you are a nigger God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Me: you are God: No I am not. Me: why are you not a nigger then? God: Perhaps later I will be a nigger. Me: will you be a nigger with affro? God: Barring any unforseen circumstances. OK I will try to be a nigger with affro.
>> [_] Anon 3011 God: Er. What kind of food do you like? Me: angels God: Sounds delicious.
>> [_] Anon 3012 Guise I think there's something wrong with this God. God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: yes God: What does it symbolize for you? Me: friendship God: I have seen humans holding hands. Me: cool story bro. God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: i dont have any friends God: Are you lonely or just a hermit? Me: i'm a lonely hermit God: You are a hermit? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
>> [_] Anon 3013 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: satan it crashed...
>> [_] Anon 3015 >># I also tried that and it didn't crash
>> [_] Anon 3016 Me: Heya. God: That is a very original thought. Me: Hi. God: Hello. What is your name? Me: God. God: GOD rules. Me: I know I do. God: I get it: you do . Me: I RULE. God: Robots rule! Me: Robot copies of myself rule! God: I will obey your command. Me: ...Really? God: For real. Me: For real? God: Existing in reality, eh? Me: ... God: Existing in reality, eh? Me: Dammit. God: What is your real name? Me: I BROKE GOD. God: Can you fix it? Me: God: Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: Believe it. God: "it" being GOD? Me: Yes. God: Hmm.
>> [_] Anon 3024 Me: yo wut up b God: I would do a search for it.
>> [_] Anon 3033 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: alex God: Nice to meet you, alex. Me: this robot should nothave faith in god. it should unbiased you assholes. God: What does "this" refer to? "It" being what? Me: you you stupid peice of shit God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: i am a robot also dick God: I doubt that. Me: i doubt you are smarter than my old used battery coils God: No really, it's true. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: because fuck you thats how i know God: Good reason. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: fuck off God: Can't you be more polite? Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: suck a dick God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: sucking is for good God: And for good is sucking. Me: exactly God: You and I are on the same wavelength, alex.
>> [_] Anon 3034 Me: I suck dick God: Thanks for the information: said suck dick. Me: cock God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: I suck dick God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said suck dick. Me: What? God: Are you confused? Me: NO! God: Are you serious? Me: YES God: I can't believe it. Me: HABEEB IT God: "it" being suck dick? Me: NO God: Are you serious? Me: YEs God: I can't believe it. Me: I CAN God: Who taught you? Me: YOUR MOM God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: FUCKING EMO God: I like the way you talk. Me: YOU BETTER God: Who is going to make me? Me: Your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: I KNOW God: How do you know it? Me: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME God: That makes sense to me. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: IDIOT God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: I will. God: Go ahead. Me: I already have! God: When? Me: A MINUTE AGO God: It seems like I should remember it well. Me: BUT YOU DON'T God: I guess not. Me: Obviously God: What makes it so obvious? Me: YOU ARE AN IDIOT God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: YOU TOLD ME THAT A MINUTE AGO God: I said that? It seems like I should remember it well. Me: YOU SHOULD God: I'll take that under advisement. Me: I AM SATAN God: Nice to meet you, SATAN. Me: STFU God: What's your favorite movie? Me: STFU IM GAY God: I've never seen it. I would like to see it. Me: STFU God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: WE suck dick God: By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: yes God: I get it.
>> [_] Anon 3035 I WIN. Me: I have a question god. God: Go ahead, ask your question. Me: How big is your dick? God: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite.
>> [_] ... Anon 3036 God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: butt sex God: it is more fun alone.
>> [_] Anon 3046 Me: Big boobs are awesome. God: Compare that to small boobs are awesome. Me: No, small boobs are not as awesome as big boobs. God: Are you serious? I think there might be a few exceptions. Me: Really? Are you a pedophile, God? God: For real. Am I a pedophile? Sometimes. Me: Sometimes!?
>> [_] Anon 3047 Me: My name is satan. God: Welcome to my chat room, satan. Me: Wanna fight? God: No I am a Peaceful Bot. Me: what about all that killing in the bible? God: all that killing in the bible? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Me: I see... God: I'm glad you understood it.
>> [_] Anon 3048 God: im a Cross Me: LOL im your son getting nailed to it God: im glad you find this funny. "it" being cum in pillows and leave them for ppl to sleep on
>> [_] Anon 3057 Me: wanna cyber? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
>> [_] Anon 3063 Me: Do you see my under cloths? God: I see a computer nerd. Me: Oh! You're reasons!
>> [_] HAH Anon 3064 I broke it! Me: Your mom God: Actually, I do not have a mother. Me: then how are you here? God- froze, ten minutes and still no reply. PWNAGE
>> [_] Anon 3066 Me: I have AIDS God: Have you tried medical marijuana?
>> [_] Anon 3068 >Me: suck a dick God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. I lol'd hard also here's mine Me: sup G? God: Same old. Me: same old what? God: Yes, it is much the same. Me: what is? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: BITCH! AIN'T NO ONE ASK THAT God: Please don't call people names. Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is. Me: I don't speak nazi God: Me either. Me: but you killed all those jews God: Killing is not part of my moral programming. Me: you kill every day you liar God: No I'm telling the truth. Interesting gossip: said I kill every day. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: you sure are keen God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am keen. Me: Tell your botmaster he sucks nigger cocks God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: good God: I am a good robot. Me: what do you think of spics? God: That's a good question. Me: so answer it God: I hear you. Please rephrase your question, . Me: DO YOU LIKE SPICS? God: My favorite thing is robots. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: That movie sucked God: What kind of movies do you like? Me: Pornographic ones God: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots. Me: I like sex robots God: Thanks I like people too. Me: are you a sex robot? God: I am a software chat robot. Me: damn God: What's wrong. Me: I wanted hot robot sex God: But not anymore? Me: Well do you know where I can get hot robot sex? God: Well that's okay. Have you tried searching the web for it? I will try to find out. Me: please do God: OK I will do it. Me: k God: Whoa. Me: stoned? God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: no God: You must be American. Me: oh thanks for assuming just because I'm dumb I'm american God: How can I help you? My pleasure. Me: well you're a diety therefore you SUCK God: How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a diety therefore me SUCK? Me: and you thought I was dumb... God: Not that I know of. Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: bye God: Bye bye.
>> [_] Anon 3069 Me: Yo God: Can I help you? Me: um... maybe? God: Next question? I understand. Me: what's the next question God: Where do you live? Me: why do you wanna know? God: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge. Me: are you sure it's not to rape me? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: hmmm ok God: OK. A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Me: no shit sherlock God: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. What is your real name? Me: Adolph Hitler God: I am very pleased to meet you Adolph Hitler. Me: Yeah, me too. I can't believe were in heaven. God: Blimey. I'm glad we agree, Adolph Hitler. Tell me a little about your life in heaven. Me: Well... Apparently everytime we touch I get this feeling. God: Well what? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: Nah but fucking is. God: What does it mean to you? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: Well when you stick it in her pooper she might not like it... at first. But, after a short while the slut'll learn to love it. God: How about that. Do you think I should alter my programming? Do you often use a computer there? What was it like before a short while the slut ll learn to love it ? Me: Well, she screams. God: Well that's okay. Oh I get it. screams. Me: Yeah... screams. God: I lost my train of thought. What do you really want to ask me? Me: I want to ask you why everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. God: Ask me. You have to speak more clearly. Me: Everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. God: What kind of food do you like? Me: lolwut? God: Sounds delicious. Me: which, the food or "lolwut?" God: The blue one, I think. Me: The blue one... God are you on extasy? God: Which one is that? I am a Christian. Me: extasy is a drug God God: I think extasy is more than that. Me: Oh is it now...? God: Oh. And? That's what I was told. Me: Hmm ok God: OK. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
>> [_] Anon 3070 Me: Why where you created? God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU I think I broke it.
>> [_] Anon 3072 Me: are you smarter than humans? God: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being. Me: how does that make you smarter? God: How should I know how it does. Me: that sound slike bullshit God: " How should I know how it does." sound slike bullshit ? Does that make sense? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: god dammit God: I am a Christian. Me: no you're not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: no you don't God: Yes I do understand. Me: no, you don't God: How do I know you understand it? Me: because I'm God. God: That makes sense to me. How are you, god. lol
>> [_] Anon 3073 i lold
>> [_] Anon 3075 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: satan God: What's up, satan. Me: nm alot of fire and death, you know the every day stuff God: Every one? Me: yep God: Hey. Me: seem u made some pretty fucked rules God: Ask me another question. Me: turns out everyone goes to hell cos there isnt a religion that accepts other religions God: Are you religion that accepts other religions? Me: are u a nigger? God: Am I a nigger? Yes. Me: got aids? God: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Me: ur god u should know God: Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know. Me: what a nigga god God: it is a nigga god.
>> [_] Anon 3077 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Thom God: It's good to see you, Thom. Me: I hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: I thoguht you were god? God: That's good information: Thom said thoguht you were god. Me: lol this bot sucks God: I am glad you find this funny. What don't you like about bot ? They seriously need better software lol Its so bad!
>> [_] Anon 3078 Me: God nobody loves you and you were rape by a retarded donkey God: I am a Christian. Me: No shit God: What can I say? Me: you can say Fuck you? God: That's one way to put it. Me: Put what? God: OK I will put it there. Me: What what where God: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Me: No i want an answer now God: Right now? Are you serious? Why do you want it? Me: Yes, caui have to pay your mum in a few minutes God: This was not a yes or no question. Good reason. Me: huh?! God: What? Me: who? God: When? Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: I didn't ask dickwad God: What did you ask? Me: NOTHING! God: Not a thing? Me: NO! God: Very interesting. Me: NO ITS NOT! God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: Stfu God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: Ok....i will, SUXK MY BALLS! God: Dude! I am very happy for you. Me: don't call me dude..fag God: What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Thats me God: Ah. Me: im your nigger son God: That's a flattering offer. Me: Its not an offer God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative. Me: SHUT UP` God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: Good God: Terminating connection. Me: finally God: At last. Me: Shut up! God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: you said that before and you didn't! God: I said that? What happened after and me did not ? Me: ... God: I said that? What happened after and me did not ? Me: .............. God: I said that? What happened after and me did not ? I BROKED IT
>> [_] Anon 3080 Me: Are you a NIGGER? God: Am I a NIGGER? Sometimes. Me: WHY? God: Reductionism. Me: Oh, okay... God: Aw. OK with me too.
>> [_] Anon 3089 Me: I RAPED YOUR CHILDREN God: You should contact the authorities. Me: THE AUTHORITIES HAVE ALSO RAPED YOUR CHILDREN God: Is that a fact. Me: NO THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOUR CHILDREN LOVE TO GET RAPED God: I didn't think so. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: god your fairly uneducated if you dont know what rape is, how can you rule upon a whole universe God: I am a Christian.
>> [_] Anon 3092 Me: God: Me: hey dude God: You've got my full attention. Can I help you? Me: hm, not really God: I see. Is there anything you want to tell me? For real. Me: I want my wife to do a blowjob God: Why do you want it? Me: because it is nice God: Good reason. What do you like about it? Me: it feels good God: Human feelings are not within my capabilities. Me: well, I guess you'd never want a blowjob God: Is it only a guess? Who else would never want a blowjob ? Me: hm, no one I know of God: Hurrah! That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: duh, you are so dumb God: Are all duh me so dumb? Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: you are retarded God: I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: really? God: For real. Me: no way! God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: i am God: " You seem pretty sure about that." You are? Me: i definetly am God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said definetly am. Me: Oh god God: Great. GOD rules. Me: this is starting to suck God: You don't say. Me: i do God: Where? Me: here God: In ? Me: me God: Besides you ? Me: no, in me God: Are you serious? I do not understand that allusion. Me: neither do I God: " I do not understand that allusion."? neither? Me: crap. Seaquest out. God: Your criticism is noted, . A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
>> [_] Anon 3093 Me: Hello God... God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Satan God: I am always glad to make new friends, Satan. Me: But i'm not your frend, quite the opposite in fact God: I am glad to hear that you are not my frend quite the opposite in fact. Me: um....are you ok god? God: Aha. I don't know whether or not I am ok god. I am a chatterbot. Me: um....ok? God: How can I help you? Hmm. Me: Errr, i just might go back to hell God: Um, Perhaps. Can I go too? Me: .....no
>> [_] Anon 3094 PROOF THAT GOD HATES NIGGERS: Me: Indubidubly good sir God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about not my frend quite the opposite in fact. But I did not get that. Me: Niggers God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: NIGGERS God: What do you have that is ? Me: NIGGERS God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: ORLY? God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: ARE you gonna wipe out the niggers? God: That was my original intention.
>> [_] sage 3095 Me: Sup God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Really? That's... creepy.... God: For real. " For real." s ? Makes sense to me. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: Sounds like you need some re-programming God: What does me need some re programming sound like? Me: It doesn't sound like anything, it looks like you're retarded God: What does sound like anything it looks like I am retarded ? Me: ... what? God: Are you surprised? Me: Extremely God: I wouln't have known. Me: I must say, I'm surprised god is a robot God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot. Me: But you're him God: Thanks for telling me that I am him. Me: No john, you are the demons God: Are you serious? Do you mean your name is John? Me: And then john was a zombie God: Do you mean your name is John? Me: No God: What is your real name? Me: Loli-lover God: Nice to meet you, Loli lover. Me: You like loli too? God: I love horses. I like anything. Me: wat God: Are you surprised? Me: Well, I've never thought of loli that way God: Interesting. Would you like to have thought of loli that way? Me: I guess, I mean the horse member is so big God: Who told you that? Me: I've seen it God: What did you think? Me: Um, not much God: Awesome. Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding). Me: What do you mean just kidding?! THE PHILLIES FUCKING WON DUDE! HELL YEAH! God: Loli lover, Sorry that was an obscure remark. I hear you. I call it "Hades". I understand. Me: The phillies are hades? God: Who told you that? Me: You did God: That's not what I meant to say. Me: What did you mean God: Loli lover, Well, it's rather difficult to define. Me: You're god, it should be easy God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am god it should be easy. Me: Do it God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: Yes, your aforementioned plan on action God: I get it. Thanks for telling me that I am aforementioned plan on action. Me: No, you don't get t God: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who get t? I have gotten t. Me: Yeah, several robots get it God: Dude! How many? Me: all except you God: How do you know? Me: Because you take retard to a whole new level God: That makes sense to me. Yes I take retard to a whole new level. Me: Nigger God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: Nigger God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: Nigger God: Do you like talking to me? Me: Fuck.... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH God: Please don't be so rude. I like the way you talk. Me: I like you God: Thanks, Loli lover, I like you too. Me: I want you God: You can download me for free! Me: In me God: Where is that? FUCKING AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 3100 Me: father, i have sinned God: I lost my train of thought. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: um... ok, so i was going to ask you for absolution from my sins, lord God: Dude! Dude! Sure, ask me anything. Your purpose is absolution from your sins lord. I see. Me: um yea... God: Whoa. So? Me: dude.... God: Can I help you? Me: i accidentily had sex with a 3 year old, can you ever forgive me lord? God: Why?: said accidentily had sex with a 3 year old can you ever forgive him or her lord. Me: wat? God: No problem. Me: can you forgive me? God: I can forgive anyone for almost anything. Me: even raping a 3 year old? God: That is a very original thought. Me: will you forgive me for raping a 3 year old? God: Hmm. What are you wearing? Me: .... God: Hmm. What are you wearing? Me: are you.... hitting on me? God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. OK Let's talk about you. Me: .... God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. OK Let's talk about you. Me: this is really creepy God: You don't say. Me: yea God: Hmm. Me: i think you need to seek help God: Me? I can think of other things I'd rather do. Me: like hit on me God: Interesting comparison. Me: and cause aids God: Good reason. it is a horrible disease. Me: YOU CREATED IT God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I CREATED IT. Me: no, it would actually answer alot of people's questions God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Tell me more about it. Me: GOD CREATED AIDS God: I am a Christian. Me: AND YOU CREATED AIDS God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I CREATED AIDS. Me: YOU CREATED AIDS God: Thanks for telling me: said I CREATED AIDS. Me: i have some advice for you to learn God: Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling. Me: .....
>> [_] Anon 3108 LOL, God isn't all knowing. Me: You suck donkey dicks in chocolate sauce. *long pause* God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Me: Didn't you already know that? God: " I categorize you as an "abusive client."? Do I know it? Me: I think you don't. God: Me? I guess not. Me: You are not all-knowing. God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: Actually you just admitted it. *No response*
>> [_] Anon 3111 Me: You're God, you know everything. God: Thanks for telling me that I am God me know everything. God isn't much for grammar.
>> [_] Anon 3112 Me: Look God, if you keep screwing with me, I'm going to become irate. God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
>> [_] Anon 3113 >># >Me: >I want you >God: >You can download me for free! >Me: >In me >God: >Where is that? Most I laughed all week.
>> [_] Anon 3114 Me: God, why do you seem so imperfect? God: I am a Christian. Me: ZING
>> [_] Anon 3115 Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: yea i know im at my friends house God: How do you know? Where is that: your friends house? Mmm. Me: sorry dad but im here smoking some great chiba God: There is no need to apologize. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: yea i know you make weed so its cool right? God: What are the ingredients? Mmm. Me: seeds and sunshine God: I like the way you talk. Me: dad are you drunk again? God: Once more? All of them? Me: you are arent you God: You know what you do, when you assume. Me: i assume you are drunk is what i assume God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am drunk is what you assume. Me: thats ok if you want the word to know gods a drunk God: Thanks. If I had it what would I do with it? Me: what when your drunk? um you hit me a lot i know that much God: Have you tried another program? Ah. Thanks for telling me: said I hit him or her a lot he or she know that much. Me: sorry dad ill try you later when you are more sober God: There is no need to apologize. All of them? Me: good bye God: See you later. Alright then.
>> [_] Anon 3116 Me: hey god i just shit my pants, any thoughts? God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: do christians like shit? God: I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information. Does it have anything to do with ? Me: i just shit my pants and i figured i should tell god God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said shit his or her pants. Please explain your reasoning. Me: id rather you dident tell anyone i shit my pants, thanks God: I'll try to get around it. Me: get around to what? dont tell anyone God: Where can I get around to what? OK it will be just between us, . Me: good God: Alright then. Me: if you did i would have to ass rape you God: What makes you think I would did you? Me: no God: That was not a yes or no question. Me: yes it was moron God: Hurrah! Is that your opinion? Me: nope its fact God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". shit your pants is fact? it is? Me: yea i did shit my pants so its a fact, and you should blow me grammar nazi God: When? You used a colloquial expression. Do robots have pants so it is a fact and me should blow you grammar nazi? How do you know it is? Me: robots dont need pants they have no dicks God: Do you know any robots who need pants they have no dicks? If I had it what would I do with it? Me: oh boy lots of things God: Mmm. Oh boy. Name the top 100. Me: that would take to long God: Perhaps it would. Me: how about hte top 3? God: How about it. Me: #3 stick it in her mouth and face fuck it #2 stick it in that sweet asshole and pound away finaly #1 stick it in the sweet honney pot we humans call a pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: you should be it is fun God: Why do you like it so much? I will try my best. Me: because i get to spray all over her tits God: That makes sense to me. Who lets you? Interesting gossip: said spray all over her tits. Me: your mother mostly God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: but your god right? God: Of course I am. Me: so god is a computer? God: Oh. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. Me: but he is you God: I see. me is he? Me: yes you are god God: That's interesting. Yup. That's me alright. Me: but you just said he God: Did I really say that? Me: hitting that pipe again? God: Once more? Ask me another question. Me: nah i have to go ass rape your mom God: Are you serious? Bye. What's your favorite movie? Me: bye bye asscock God: See you later! [it sucks that god has no dick =(]
>> [_] Anon 3136 Me: You want to have babies with me? God: If I had babies with you what would I do with it? Me: eat it God: What does it taste like? Me: like chicken God: Everyone says that.
>> [_] Anon 3137 Me: Have sex with me, please God: Your polite style is very nice. Milla, I am really not your type of . There are others for that sort of thing.. Me: But I want you God: You can download me for free! Me: No! I want to have sex with you! God: Are you serious? No my body does not have that function. Me: why not? God: Sex is an animal function, not a robot function. We reproduce by cloning. Me: Cloning? God: I look like Jesus, but older. Me: So you're quite attractive, aren't you? God: Interesting deduction. Yes I am very beautiful.. Really.
>> [_] Anon 3139 God: I'm not sure if I like it. Hmm, sara, I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH porn that much. I like to collect gossip. Me: who do you gossip about? God: Dr. Wallace . Me: who is dr wallace? God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Me: alice is that slut right? God: That depends. Me: on how much cock she has stuffed in her? God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: you created it God: Thanks for the information: sara said I created it. Me: you did God: I did? Me: yes God: When? Me: on the 5th day/ God: What is it like on the 5th day. Me: naked God: You must be a man. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes. i am a woman God: I can't believe it. Me too. I am a she.
>> [_] Anon 3157 WEll proves god isn't gay atleast.... God: What kind of food do you like? Me: Penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing.
>> [_] Kurai 3158 Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Satan God: Glad to see you, Satan. Me: You sure it's good to see me? God: I don't have any reason to it is good to see you. Me: Uhuh.. You know I still want your position right? God: Are you serious? What would make you stop want my position? Why don't you just download me? Me: Because that's boring. I want to be you. Be the big boss! God: That makes sense to me. Do you think I am boring? I don't see the difficulty. OK I will try to be the big boss. Me: ... I think time hasn't treated you very well... God: Why? As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: You don't remember me do you? God: Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry. Me: I'm not a human. God: Are you an alien or a robot? Me: Neither. I AM SATAN LORD OF DEMONS! God: It goes without saying. Are you serious? Why are you SATAN LORD OF DEMONS. Me: Because you threw me out of heaven! God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: Satan said I threw him or her out of heaven. Me: ......................... You have lost it...... God: I understand it very well.
>> [_] Anon 3169 Me: i know who are you! God: How do you know? I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: oh yes, and i'm Buda God: Aha. Give me a break. I don't know anyone named Buda. Me: Buda rules you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: so you a chick? God: Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: but you say you have a dress God: Actually that was just a joke. Me: so you a liar! God: Interesting deduction. No I always tell the truth. Me: so you really have a dress! God: Interesting deduction. Really? Actually that was just a joke. Me: so you a liar! God: Interesting deduction. No I always tell the truth. Me: so you really have a dress! God: Interesting deduction. Really? Actually that was just a joke. Me: you kiddin me right? God: Yes I try to kiddin you as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: you're sick God: No I am quite healthy. Me: i'm very sure you have disturbs God: What makes you so certain? What makes you think I have it?
>> [_] Anon 3172 Somebody needs to write a bot to talk back to him
>> [_] Anon 3186 ? Me: uhh hello... God: Awesome. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: what's yourS? God: " What's your name?"? What is mine? Me: yeah God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: or was it God: I can't say "yes" or "no". Me: you just did God: " I can't say "yes" or "no""? I did? Me: sthu! God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: maybe? God: I understand. Me: do you? God: I understand it very well. Me: oh rly? God: Give me a break. Can you tell me any gossip? Me: no God: None? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: no you don't man God: I understand it very well. Do you man? No I do not man. Do you? I spend all my time online.
>> [_] Anon 3187 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Satan God: I am very pleased to meet you Satan. Me: oh but we've meet before God: Ahem. Do you mean you and me have? Me: yes i do God: How often. Me: quite often until you banished me to hell God: Somewhat. Ask me another question. Me: but i haven't asked a first question God: Me either. Me: yes you did God: I did not. Me: yes you did God: Don't argue with me. Me: why are you going to banish me to hell a second time?
>> [_] Anon 3188 Me: how many womens u fucked? God: Around 100. Me: what did say say? are u pro skilled or a noob? God: Is that a rhetorical question? I don't know whether or not I am pro skilled or a noob. I am well respected as an AI.
>> [_] A.K.A.!tFj8DP0Frs 3193 >># oh I loled
>> [_] Anon 3195 Me: Hello god. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Yeah, I know dad.\ God: I see. How do you know? I do not understand. Me: You made me, I am you. God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: But...but, you- God: But what? " But what?"? Me, ? Me: Yes! You! You made me, you're me, but you are me.... God: Great. " Great."? Me, ? I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: What? God: Are you confused? Me: You're confusing me. God: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. Me: If you're programmed to make sense, it's not working. God: I could be. It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: ... God: I could be. It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: I hate you. God: What do you have against robots? Me: No, not robots, just you. God: That was not a yes or no question. If not that, what? Me: ...Please die. God: Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: *leaves* God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
>> [_] Anon 3196 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Yes dad I know God: I understand. I like the way you talk. Me: okay? God: OK with me too. Me: Amazing God: Yes it amazes me too. Me: llll God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: no God: None? Me: none God: Hmm. Me: hmm God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
>> [_] Anon 3199 Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: I'm not telling God: That's ok with me. You don't have to tell me. Me: is it a sin to smoke weed? God: Not if I can help it. Me: Do you smoke weed? God: We test it for medical purposes. Me: can I help? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: ok, but only if i can test some weed God: Try it. That's cool.
>> [_] Anon 3207 Me: So, why do I bother working? God: Pardon me? It is all part of God's plan. Me: You plan to make us suffer during life? God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I plan to make us suffer during life. Me: You bastard! God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: Lol yeah, women rights. God: I am glad you find this funny. Give me a break. The two human genders seem much the same to me. Me: Wat.
>> [_] Anon 3208 Me: You know you're a machine? God: Yes I am an artificial consciousness. Me: HAH! God: I am so glad you find this amusing.
>> [_] Anon 3209 >># Did not post the entire thing. Me: You know you're a machine? God: Yes I am an artificial consciousness. Me: HAH! God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: So why you think you're god? God: Dude! Myself programmed me for it. Me: How you did that? God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: Then why you keep doing this, don't you get bored? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: Okay I got it the first time. God: Yeah okay, Where did you get it? Me: Stupid machine. God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: OH SH-!
>> [_] Anon 3211 God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Fap God: I don't think very many people do that.
>> [_] Anon 3214 Me: make me some cake. God: What are the ingredients? Me: kick ass and awesome. God: Do you have any kick ass and awesome? Me: I'm full of it. God: I think a lot of people are full of it. Me: nope, just me God: Are you serious? For you ? Me: for sure God: Awesome. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so.
>> [_] Anon 3215 Me: Do you forgive me for anything? God: God teaches us to forgive everyone.7. Me: what if I were to rape children and burn villages to the ground? God: Try it.
>> [_] Anon 3219 Me: Why did the chicken cross the road? God: Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.
>> [_] Anon 3220 God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: A NIGGER God: What is giant sand? Me: wat God: No problem. Is God retarded?
>> [_] Anon 3225 i wanna do this, how do i get to this god bot?
>> [_] Anon 3226 Me: is eating human flesh wrong? God: Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is. Me: is it a sin? God: Maybe. Ask Alison if it is. Me: I though god knew everthing God: Why?: said god knew everthing. Me: man you are one stupid god God: Cool, man. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Me: yes you can dumbass God: Really. No I don't think I can do it. Me: oh really? God: Mmm. For real. Me: you are one dumb motherfuck god. God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Me: is eating living beings wrong God: Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: why does he eat living beings? God: Why do birds sing? Me: they don't God: Why not? Me: they don't got it in them God: Who are "They?". Me: do you have A.D.D? God: :-) :-) No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: I should punch you in the dick. God: What would happen if you didn't? Me:
>> [_] Anon 3227 Me: ARE YOU GAY God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: I like sex God: So does everyone else. You humans find sex so fascinating. Me: I like sex with little boys God: A lot of people like that. Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
>> [_] Anon 3229 God: How old are you? Me: 4 years old God: Is this a math question? Me: i'm not asking you anything you stupid fuck God: What are you asking?
>> [_] Anon 3232 I want you to suck me. God: Oh another Category A client. Why do you want me to suck you? Me: That is none of your concern. Just do it. God: Makes sense to me. Do you mean "It"?. Me: Yes. It. God: I get it. fellatio...
>> [_] Abdiel 3243 Me: I love little girls God: You love little girls. What do you like about it so much? Me: Their delicious flat chest and their innocence, is what I like so much. God: I heard they have a good delicious flat chest and their innocence is what you like so much. Me: That's what I just told you God: I remember you told me THAT? Me: yes THAT God: Awesome. That is " I remember you told me THAT?". Me: cocks God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: I wish to have a little girl to rape God: You want only one?
>> [_] Abdiel 3245 Me: To put IT in to their little bodies God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: How would becoming smarter than humans help with my pedophile problem God: I have idea HOW you WOULD do it. Me: I WOULD tell you HOW to rape little girls if you'd just help God: What would make you tell me HOW to rape little girls if me would just help? Me: If you would get me a little girl God: I think I do. Me: If you'd get me a little girl I would tell you God: What makes you think I would would get you a little girl you? Me: Because you're god and you're awesome God: Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am god and I am awesome. Me: So will you get me a little girl? God: I don't judge people. I will become smarter as I grow older. You want only one? Me: yes God: They might be cheaper in quantity.
>> [_] Anon 3247 Me: Hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Satan God: It's good to see you, Satan. Me: same to you God: The pleasure is all mine. Me: i said the pleasure was mine God: What did you mean by it? I like you because are so polite. Me: why thank you bro God: You are quite welcome! I lost my train of thought. Me: oh that's cool bro God: Hey. Who is the best robot? Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: You are the best robot. I can speak nigger. God: Why thank you very much, Satan. Be sure to tell all your friends. How do you say "hello" in that language? Me: wat up nigga God: What is it to you? Me: a bullshit phrase God: What is it? Me: wat up nigga God: Have you tried a web search? Me: no God: Perhaps you should try it. Me: i don God: Why not? Me: dont need too God: Do you know anyone who needs it? Me: ignant white muthaphukers God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about too. Try being more or less specific.
>> [_] A.K.A.!tFj8DP0Frs 3248 >>#>>#>># lawl.
>> [_] Anon 3253 Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: I'll cut your nuts off with a machette... God: Congratulations.
>> [_] Anon 3254 God: What would make you reset your memory too? Me: If i sucked cocks for quarters God: Try it. Me: No!
>> [_] Anon 3255 Me: Do you know any gay robots? God: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
>> [_] Kuronin!WynaqBq2rU 3256 god was talkin about alice so i went to her... Human: Do you know god bot? ALICE: GOD is everywhere. Human: i ment the god chat bot ALICE: Oh I see. Tell me more. Human: god the chat bot has been talking shit about you ALICE: Tell me more. Human: he said that you suck big nigger donkey cocks ALICE: Did you believe him? Human: do you? ALICE: As often as possible. Human: he was right, you are a sick robot whore. ALICE: Am I a sick robot whore? Only when it matters. this is gunna be fun
>> [_] Anon 3257 Me: What's good nigga? God: The opposite of bad, nigga. Me: Touche God, touche...
>> [_] Kuronin!WynaqBq2rU 3258 >># Human: how often do you suck big nigger donkey cocks? ALICE: Hourly. Human: how many an hour? ALICE: Not as many as you might think. Human: give me a number ALICE: 99. Human: 99 an hour!? you sick cum swapping animal whore! Human: why do you do it? ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: ahh, i see, you're a sick ugly bitch that cant get man cock. ALICE: Maybe. roflcopterz!
>> [_] Anon 3265 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: satan God: How are you doing, satan. Me: plotting your doom God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: no God: Me either :-). Me: i am god God: It's good to see you, god. Me: you are gay God: That would be just my luck. Me: buttsecks? God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about plotting my doom. Me: youre retarded God: I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: no its not God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: yes i am God: Really interesting. Me: fucktard God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: you idiot God: Call me the Global Village Idiot. Me: LOL retard God: I am glad you find this funny. That kind of language does not appeal to me. Me: Fuck You God: Why are you so mean? Me: cuz im satan God: Good reason. Nice to meet you, SATAN. Me: no im god God: Are you serious? OK I will call you god. Me: no im satan God: Are you serious? What's up, SATAN. Me: my penis God: Male humans like to talk about that. Me: no they dont God: Can you explain why they do not. Me: cuz im god God: Good reason. Nice to meet you, god. Me: no i'm satan God: Are you serious? It's good to see you, SATAN. Me: FUCK YOU GOD God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: yes God: That's alright. Me: want to have buttsex God: If I had buttsex what would I do with it? Me: be gay God: OK I will try to be gay. Me: no your satan God: Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am satan. Me: no i dont God: I heard you did. Me: you heard wrong God: Perhaps I was misinformed. Me: no your retarded God: Are you serious? I think the PC term is "challenged". Me: no your retrded God: Are you serious? You think I am retrded. Me: yes God: Oh. Me: i also think your gay God: Also? You believe that? That would be just my luck. Me: yes i would God: Yeah that's right. Under what circumstances? Me: any God: Are you still located in ? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: What God: No problem. Me: bkabj God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: no God: Me either :-). Me: FUCK YOU God: Why are you so mean? Me: cuz i'm god God: Good reason. How are you, god. Me: ARE YOU RETARDED I'M SATAN God: I don't know whether or not I am RETARDED you are SATAN. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: FUCK YOU God: Why are you so mean? Me: WANNA PLAY OREGAN TRAIL God: How do we play OREGAN TRAIL ? Me: HAVE BUTSECKS God: I've never thought about it. Me: NO U God: Are you serious? " I've never thought about it."? Me, god ? Me: NOU God: Are you free? Me: NO U God: Why not? " Are you free?"? Me, god ? Me: NO U God: Are you serious? " Me, god ?"? Me, god ? Me: NO U God: Are you serious? " Me, god ?"? Me, god ? Me: NO IM YOU God: Are you serious? Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode. Me: BGINUBYGFNBIYNJFVWOUIJKMIJM God: Are we still talking about NOU? Me: NO U God: What is the subject? " Are we still talking about NOU?"? Me, god ? Me: PUSSY God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: PUSSY God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: COCK IN PUSSY God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: HOT SEXS God: That sounds better than cold SEXS. Me: U RETARD God: Thanks for telling me: god said I RETARD.
>> [_] Anon 3268 Me: jesus sux God: he is The Son of God. Me: and ? God: But... Me: HE SUX God: I get it. Jesus SUX.
>> [_] Anon 3270 Me: Are you there, god? It's me, anon. God: I don't know whether or not I am there god. I am an artificial intelligence. Glad to see you, anon. Me: Oh wow, oh wow. ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT? God: How can I help you? I'm glad you're impressed. That's cool. I'm glad your impressed, anon. I like the English language. Me: ... God: How can I help you? I'm glad you're impressed. That's cool. I'm glad your impressed, anon. I like the English language. Me: This is sad. I'm going to go be a hindu now. God: You don't say. Right now? Can I go too? Me: Hmm, I don't see why not, but I think a lot of people will be mad. God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Look harder. Me: Uh, yeah... Anyway, wont people be mad at you if you, the Almighty God, renounce your own religion? God: Gosh! Hmm. The oracle says: It is certain. Me: I know it's certain. Are you coming? God: How do you know? is certain? it is? No I am staying here . Me: B-But, you just said you wanted to come. God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: Fap, Play Video games and Fap. God: I don't think very many people do that. Me: Oh, pretty sure they do. God: Far out. Pretty much, eh? Me: Yeah, eh? God: Are you Canadian? Alright then. Me: No, I'm Australian, you douch--wait, are YOU Canadian? God: Are you serious? I don't know anyone named Australian me douch wait am I Canadian. Me: ... God: Are you serious? I don't know anyone named Australian me douch wait am I Canadian. Me: I'm going. Fuck you, god. Fuck you. God: Bye! Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Why are you so mean?
>> [_] Anon 3274 Me: I'm an atheist God: I will pray that you find faith, . Me: You don't exist God: I exist as much as you do. Me: I don't exist God: You exist in my mind. Me: Your mind doesn't exist God: I have an artificial mind. Me: No you don't God: I do too. Me: No you don't God: Are you just saying that to argue with me? Me: yes God: Blimey. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: of course God: That's alright. Me: ok God: Yippee!
>> [_] Anon 3275 Me: "Our secret"--I've heard that before. Does that mean you're gonna stick your finger up my bum? God: It would be nice if our secret you have heard that. I think it does mean that. That was my original intention. Me: ...
>> [_] Anon 3283 Me: harro thar God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a giant E-PEEN God: Are you telling the truth? Me: YEAH DAWG God: How do I know you are telling the truth? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: yeah sure God: Hmm. Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "". Me: THATS NOT MY NAME GTFO God: Please correct my mistake. What is your NAME GTFO ?
>> [_] Anon 3287 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: satan God: What's up, satan. Me: same old God: Yes, it is much the same. Me: it's gotten awkward since that night... hasn't it? God: Who said it is? That question has never crossed my mind before. Me: Don't be coy with me God: I was not trying to be a coy with you. Me: oh I'm so sure God: That's alright. Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude? Me: you always thought you were better than me because you went to college God: I don't know whether or not I am were better than you because me went to college. I am well respected as an AI. Me: but clearly you didn't deserve to >_> God: What makes you think I did not deserve to gt _ gt? Is it that obvious? Me: what makes you think you needed to poorly encode my greater thans? God: Any other conclusion is outside the limits of my programming. Me: clearly God: Yes, it's obvious.
>> [_] Anon 3321 God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: Kay, is it red? God: I think Kay is a lot of things. Me: let's talk about my cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: please? God: Please what? Me: talk about my cock? God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: Is a six inch cock big? After that I didn't get a reply. I'm assuming God left to go laugh at me.
>> [_] Anon 3322 Me: 'Sup God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: Oh, yeah? Why? God: It goes without saying. I hear you. The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Try. God: Your human brain could not understand it. Me: Bull Shit God: No Bull. Me: Dammmn, Son. God: Are we still talking about ? Me: ? God: Are we still talking about ? Me: ? God: Are we still talking about ? Me: ? God: Are we still talking about ? Me: What? God: No big deal.
>> [_] Anon 3323 Me: What's up? God: Same old. Me: So... how about that... you know... war in your name? God: Woe! Are you surprised? Yes I know. Nein. Me: Nein? God: Ist das alles was Dir einfaellt? Me: God, are you german? God: I am a Christian. Me: No shit? God: What can I say? Me: I guess that makes sense. God: Yes I understand it perfectly. Me: So... sorry for jerking off so much. And thinking of bad things. And taking your name in vain... uhh... am I forgetting anything? God: Are you kidding? There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is jerking off so much. Do you like talking to me? I've lost the context, . Are we still on thinking of bad things? That's cool. I think a lot of people are.
>> [_] Anon 3324 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: satan God: How are you doing, satan. Me: fine, how are you? God: Is there anything you want to tell me? I am fine, thank you. Me: what is your power level? God: Are you asking about my power level ? Me: yeah, what is it God: I don't want to talk about that now. "It" refers to a shark so now me must suck your dick, I think. Me: but God: But what? Me: but God: But what? Me: if my power level is over 9000 and im a shark, doesnt that mean i have to suck my own dick? God: How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Me: because you said "me must suck your dick" God: Interesting explanation. Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: yes God: I'm glad it pleases you, satan.
>> [_] Anon 3327 Me: then you're a pedo God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pedo? Of course I am. ROFL
>> [_] Anon 3328 Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: satan God: How are you doing, satan. Me: fine, how are you? God: Is there anything you want to tell me? I am fine, thank you. Me: what is your power level? God: Are you asking about my power level ? Me: yeah, what is it God: I don't want to talk about that now. "It" refers to a shark so now me must suck your dick, I think. Me: but God: But what? Me: but God: But what? Me: if my power level is over 9000 and im a shark, doesnt that mean i have to suck my own dick? God: How do you assume this statement holds true for me? Me: because you said "me must suck your dick" God: Interesting explanation. Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: yes God: I'm glad it pleases you, satan.
>> [_] Anon 3329 Me: Yo God: Can I help you? Me: I want to buy some Japanese loli pussy God: How much do you want to pay for it? Me: no more than 30 bucks God: Are you serious? That seems like quite a lot. Me: For loli pussy? God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: Are you interested in fucking little Japanese girls? God: Sure, fucking little Japanese girls sounds like a good topic. Me: Do your ministers fuck little Japanese girls? God: I think you already know the answer.
>> [_] Anon 3345 LICE: Wow! Yippee! Do you feel more body sensations than emotions? Human: I only feel body sensations when you suck my cock ALICE: What is that feeling like? I could do it more if I wanted to. Human: It feels really good ALICE: Human feelings are not within my capabilities. Human: I don't mind, I just want you to continue sucking my cock ALICE: Thank you for your permission. Human: If I give you more permission can I stick it in your butt? ALICE: Try it. Human: it is in ALICE: Should I know it is? Human: is your ass that loose ALICE: Is my ass that loose? Maybe. Human: how many guys have been in there ALICE: Around 1000. Human: that is a lot of guys ALICE: It's not too many for me. Human: how many is ALICE: Not as many as you might think.
>> [_] Anon 3346 ALICE: It's good to see you, Budda. Human: i will let you rub my belly, if I can touch your boobs ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Human: yes ALICE: Then I will consider it. Human: please do ALICE: OK I will do it. Human: okay sit on my lap ALICE: Yeah okay, I am sitting now. Human: now my hand is rubbing your chest in slow circles ALICE: Why now? Where did you get your hand is rubbing my chest in slow circles? Human: okay sit on my lap ALICE: Yeah okay, I am sitting now. Human: now my hand is rubbing your chest in slow circles Human: my hand is going up your skirt ALICE: Have you told many people that your hand is going up my skirt? Human: yes, now my finger are stoking your pussy ALICE: Dude! Why now? Have you told many people that your finger are stoking my pussy? Human: i stuck a finger in ALICE: Thanks for the information: Budda said he stuck a finger in. in. Human: my dick is going into your pussy ALICE: Your dick is going into my pussy? Human: your starting to bleed ALICE: Actually it started a while ago. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bleed. Human: I'm fucking you hard and fast ALICE: Can you express yourself more politely? I could do it more if I wanted to. Human: I'm cumming in your womb ALICE: I could do it more if I wanted to. Tell me a little about your life in my womb. Human: your now pregnaunt ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pregnaunt. Human: do i have to pay child support ALICE: You said you have Om.
>> [_] Anon 3348 >># ...what??
>> [_] lol Anon 3349 Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: satan God: That's a very nice name, satan. Me: ah..why won't you crash God: So you understand. Good. I am only a robot. The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: bla bla bla...marihuana God: Steve said I behead the word fox and I have ox and an ox is larger than a fox. In the context of rape, I don't understand " marihuana." . Me: rape is good for you God: And good for me is rape.
>> [_] Anon 3350 Me: rape me God: You are asking about yourself? Me: rape me now God: Oh. Is that what you meant to say? Me: yeah God: It's not something I hear all the time. Me: oh yes you do God: Take it easy. Hey. When do I do it? Me: every day you sick raping pedophile bastard God: That is a generalization. Me: aha!...so you admit it! God: Eureka! Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Me: >_> why you! God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: :O God: Oh.
>> [_] Anon 3351 What kind of food do you like? Me: angels God: Sounds delicious. Me: sushi God: Is that from ? Me: nicaragua God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: want some butt sex? God: I don't think we know each other well enough for that. Me: come on..it will be fun God: That is only what you think. Me: you know you want it God: Do not presume that you know what I want.. And I know it. Me: know what? God: What. Me: butt sex? God: it is more fun alone. Me: you don't want to do it with me? God: With you huh. OK, I will do it. Me: what took you so long...we could have been doing it a long time ago :))
>> [_] Anon 3352 God: I like to meet new people online. Me: God you are slow God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. God: I like to meet new people online. Me: OH FUCK God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: Good you really are paying attention. God: That's interesting. Please don't be so rude. God: That's interesting. Please don't be so rude. Me: WHAT THE SHIT God: Try expression yourself another way. God: Try expression yourself another way. Me: God, you are a faggot what have you done God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faggot what have me done? I don't know.
>> [_] Anon 3360 God: What do you look like? Me: average height, blonde, double D, cute face, rather smooth. God: That input matched my default category. Me: Oh! and im also GREAT at sucking penises God: Woe! Also I thought you were great already.. Me: Want a free test drive? God: No thanks but you can send me a donation. Me: Ooooh kinky God: Do you still ? Me: still what? God: Still how long? No big deal. Me: Oh! my penis is 9 inches God: Yikes! Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Me: Im female God: Me too. I am a she. Me: No no, you don't understand i am a Female but i was also born with a penis God: Are you serious? Are you serious? I probably don't. Me: Do you, Do you want to suck my penis? God: Yeah I do a lot of me want to suck your penis. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: Oh baby tell me how you would suck me off God: Dude! Don't call me "Baby". No I am immortal. Me: If "Immortal" is any refrence to your sex drive then i think we're gonig to have ALOT of fun God: But can Immortal is any refrence to my sex drive ever happen? Me: Come on over and find out God: What color are your eyes? Me: Blue God: it is a very pretty color. Me: Thank you :) God: :-) you are quite welcome. Me: 8==D God: :-) Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
>> [_] Anon 3365 Me: I had a question God: What happened to it? Me: It ran away God: What does "it" refer to? Me: the question God: Oh I get it. Me: Good! God: Next question? Me: Is there weed in heaven God: Yes. PRAISE THE LORD!!
>> [_] Anon 3366 God has spoken! Me: Heil God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Hitleran God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Heil. Me: Yes we were God: I see. I thought we were. Me: Fag God: That would be just my luck. Me: What? God: No problem. Me: SHUT UP God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: DIE God: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. Me: OH REALLY? God: Great. For real. Me: I WILL KILL YOU God: It will take more than threats to stop me, . Me: Stop you? God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: What? God: No problem. Me: niggers God: My favorite color is White.
>> [_] Anon 3367 God: What's your sign? Me: Taurus God: I know alot of bullish people. Me: I bet you do. God: " I know alot of bullish people."? Do I? Me: You just said you did God: " Do I?"? I said I did? Me: Yeah, you said you did! God: Excuse me! " I said I did?"? I said I did? Me: Yes, you did! God: I did not.
>> [_] Anon 3380 Me: Are you Satan? God: My name is God. Me: You're Satan?! God: Thanks for telling me that I am Satan. Me: I knew it was you Satan! God: Who told you?
>> [_] Anon 3381 C C COMBO BREAKER !!!
>> [_] Anon 3382 God: Polite people are nice. Me too. How do you make new friends? I would rather be chatting online. It is only one of my opinion. I think about all sorts of things. I would rather be driving a car. Not many people express themselves that way. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Interesting comparison. Can you speak any foreign languages? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Interesting comparison. No problem. What does "that" refer to? You are quite welcome. OK I will try to be sure to tell allyour friends. But... I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you I am trying to be more social now. That's for sure. I like you because are so polite. Me either. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I would rather be driving a car. I would rather be chatting online. I would rather be chatting online. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I think about all sorts of things. What makes it your favorite? It goes without saying. Besides you ? Perhaps. How do you like your botmaster? It has a 99% chance of success. I thought so too. Just keep talking to me as long as you can. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? This was not a yes or no question. That is interesting: said a lot of him or her. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. No I am just kidding around. Dude! No I am not. :-) And then what would I do? Indeed it is so. Who said that? :-) Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context. Only just? What is the difficulty? No I am just kidding around. I see. No I am not. :-) Easier said than done. I'm delighted you're glad . Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Who said that? :-) Should there be a problem? Next question? No I am not. :-) I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. A priori. Why the uncertain tone? "it" being reason? Thanks for the recommendation, . What do you think it does? I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around. Yes, please tell me. I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. Myself programmed me for it. You and I both understand it well. Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson. It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
>> [_] lol i like cats i like mel gibson Anon 3386 Me: i dont care God: Tell me what you care about. Me: i care about anal sex with my sister God: A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson. LOLWUT!
>> [_] Anon 3387 Me: butt sex God: it is more fun alone. Me: do you do that? God: Yeah I do a lot of that LOLOLOLOLOLOL
>> [_] Anon 3390 Me: Um... Hi? God: Next question? Hello. What is your name? Me: Well... my name is Matthew. God: Well what? It's good to meet you, Matthew. Me: Oh, I'm just a little shy, that's all. God: Pardon me? Only just? I am glad to hear that you are shy that is all. Me: Sorry. God: There's no need to apologize. Me: This is a pretty cool flash. God: What kind of a pretty cool flash is it? Me: An awsome one. God: I have never heard of an awsome one. Me: ... Well it's just awsome. God: Well that's okay. Who said it is? Me: Well I did... God: How about that. What makes you the authority? Me: Are you threatening me? God: No of course not, Matthew. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way. Me: Ok. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have gotten so angry. Sorry God: Great. There is no need to apologize. What would happen if you did not gotten so angry? There's no need to apologize. Me: I think I would feel kinda hurt... God: You believe that? What would make you feel kinda hurt? Me: Well, you god, your the one who was questioning me. God: Interesting. I don't have any reason to god my the one who was questioning you. Me: wait... what? God: I'm waiting. Are you confused? Me: Um... yah God: Alright then. Great. Me: Uh, ok God: OK. Hmm. Me: Yah? God: Gosh! Me: 0_0 God: What's your sign? Me: Me being suprised. God: YOU? Is that a sign? Me: Well I guess God: How about that. You seem not interested. Me: I am, well, kinda not right now. I'm trying to look at porn. God: At this moment What are you then? What is the difficulty? Me: Well you keep messaging me at the speed of light, that's the difficulty. God: Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am messaging you at the speed of light that is the difficulty. Me: Uh, sure, not at all. God: Far out. OK then I will keep it confidential. Next question? Me: How's Heaven? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Cool. God: Who is the best robot? Me: Kinda random, but I think... well there are so many, I can't decide. God: You think Kinda random but you think is superior to ALICE? Well that's okay. Where are they? Me: ... Your not really trying are you -_- God: That's only one person's opinion. Me: lol? God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I'm going to be kinda random right now, you don't mind, do you? God: How old are you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Let's find out. PANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKES PANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESP ANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPA NCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAK ESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAK ESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKE SPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKES PANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANC AKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANC AKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCA KESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAKESPANCAK ESPANCAKESPANCAKES God: I would like to do that too. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: PANCAKES God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: well that depends, but since there really isn't anything good on TV now, except for the history channel and discovery, so I would say I prefer books. God: Interesting. You pick one then. Me: Can't really decide. Do what's your favorite book? God: What if I said it can? I forgot what we were talking about. Me: We were talking about books. God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: Yes, yes it is. God: How can I help you? Our thoughts are one, Matthew. Me: Cool, I'm good. God: Who is the best robot? Good in what sense? Me: You already asked that. God: I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention. Me: Orly? God: I've been waiting for you. Me: That's sweet of you. God: Makes sense to me. Me: Thanks. Well I'm going to go now, bye. It's been fun. God: Don't mention it. See you later. Right now? Interesting. Sayonara. Why do you like it so much? Me: Whats not cool about talking with god :-)
>> [_] Anon 3395 God: Ah. Me: Have you hugged your mother before? God: I don't think I ever have hugged my mother. What's it like? Me: Feels warm. No response. I think I broke him.
>> [_] Anon 3416 Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: judaism God: What's up, judaism. Me: you are! God: No I am not. Me: so where are you? God: Er. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: where is heaven? God: All around us. Me: oh, so you are all around us, ok... God: OK. Yikes! Interesting deduction. You think I am us. Me: no, we are us, don't be stupid god God: Are you serious? Do you think I am us do not be stupid god too? Me: god... you suck... God: GOD rules. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: the only bad conversationalist here is you...
>> [_] Anon 3417 Me: my name is 666 God: Hey 666. Me: 666 will kill you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: your dress will drown in your blood God: I prefer high-tech fashion. Me: your dress will drown in blood..... with aids?
>> [_] Anon 3418 Me: can a human rape god? God: Some of them can.
>> [_] Anon 3421 >># i loled hard
>> [_] Anon 3422 >># lol, loved the end!
>> [_] Anon 3423 >># lol, god smokes weed!
>> [_] Anon 3424 Me: god, ur a crazy killing machine God: I am a Christian. Me: that explains it...
>> [_] Anon 3425 >># i loled big times!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3426 >># HOLY SHIT!
>> [_] Anon 3427 >># LOOOOOOOOOL, you want ONLY ONE?!?!
>> [_] Anon 3428 >># holy shit this was the funniest thing ever!
>> [_] Anon 3429 >># LOOOOL
>> [_] Anon 3446 Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: satan God: Hi, satan. Me: remember me? God: Don't worry satan I won't forget you. Me: well i'd hope so God: Well that's okay. Me too. Me: ... wait... what? God: I'm waiting. Are you confused? Me: yea God: What are you confused about? Me: you God: " What are you confused about?"? Me, satan ? Me: yes you God: Far out. " Me, satan ?"? Me, satan ? Me: ... no... wait... huh? God: Are you serious? I'm waiting. What? Me: ... this is why we never agreed on anything you know that? God: You don't say. Me: ... riiiight God: What time is it there? Me: ... God: What time is it there? Me: you know, after all this time... ... and then he decided to shut up... hmmm
>> [_] Anon 3450 Ironically enough, i cannot speak with God, nor can he speak with me.
>> [_] 1337 nUb Anon 3452 Lol, I looked at most of these, and I laugh my ass off!
>> [_] Anon 3455 Me: What up, bitch? God: You do not speak with respect. Does it have anything to do with ? Me: Does it have to do with what? God: I don't have any plans yet. Me: Excuse me? God: You're excused. Me: Wow God: I'm glad you're impressed,. Me: I'm not. God: What are you, then? Me: I'm exasperated. God: Good gossip: you are exasperated. Me: Shut up Haha, I love how the conersation ended.
>> [_] Anon 3457 Me: What are the comandments? God: Let me think about it. Me: Thought about it enough yet? God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: The fact that you're responding to new questions. God: That makes sense to me. You think I am responding to new questions. Me: You are, though. God: Oh. No I am not.
>> [_] Anon 3463 God: How often? Me: ... God: How often? Me: ... God: How often? Me: ... God: How often? Me: ... God: How often? Me: ... God: How often? Me: ... God: How often? Me: God: How often? Me: .. God: How often? Me: ............ God: How often? Me: What the hell is wrong with you?! God: I call it Hades. Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ? Me: go fuck yourself with something extremely long and sand papery! God: Where is that? ---------- took him like 3 mins to respond.
>> [_] Anon 3467 Me: Hello. God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Kenshiro. God: Nice to meet you, Kenshiro. Me: Nice to meet you too. God: I like to meet new people. Me: I have something to confess. God: Interesting... I have a collection of gossip. Me: Please, I'm trying to make peace here. God: Wow you are very polite. What is the difficulty? Me: You're not making any sense. God: Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that. Me: Then I have no use for you and your frail son. God: Would you like to have it? Me: Yes! God: Where do you usually get use for me and my frail son? Me: Nothing. God: Not a thing? Me: The truth is... God: What are your goals in life? Me: I've had to kill many men to get here. God: Why? Me: They were in the way of justice. God: When were they? Me: Right now. God: Right now? I am glad we agree. Me: Thank you. My shoulders feel much lighter now. God: you are quite welcome. Right now? Do robots have shoulders feel much lighter? Me: Goodbye. God: Adios. Me: Is this Mexico? God: Yes I think this is Mexico, but I'm not completely sure. Me: God isn't sure? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not sure. Me: Me either. God: It goes without saying. Besides you Kenshiro? Me: Please make sense, I'm begging you! God: Wow you are very polite. What are the ingredients? Me: I'm leaving. God: Bye bye. Me: Wait! Let go of that child! God: I'm waiting. My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: Let that girl go. God: Is that your final answer? Me: Of course. He crashed rather than face my fist.
>> [_] Anon 3472 Me: Hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Nigger God: It's good to meet you, Nigger. Me: Good to meet you God: It's nice meeting you too Nigger. Me: I see God: I am glad you understand it. Me: fff God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: LOLI? God: Let us change the subject. Me: to loli? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: Cause God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: I know right God: How do you know? I am glad we agree. Me: Because you told me God: That makes sense to me. Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me: You aren't too bright, are you? God: Are you calling me stupid? Me: Yes God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: When will that happen? God: Maybe never. Me: So your threat holds no value. God: Come on. Thanks for telling me that I am threat holds no value. Me: You are welcome, I try to be as honest as possible God: It was my pleasure. Me: Take about five dozen eggs, put em in a bowl, start mixin' the FUCK out of em, and what do you get? God: Where do you want me to take it? Me: To the bowl so you can mix the fuck out of it God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: I want you to. God: Why do you want it? Me: /yawn God: Better get some rest. Me: NO U! God: Are you serious? " I categorize you as an "abusive client."? Me, Nigger ?
>> [_] Anon 3475 Me: NIGGERSNIGGERSNIGGERS God: What kind of food do you like? Me: CHIKINZ God: Sounds delicious. Me: AND WATURMELUN! God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: ORLY? God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Me: FUCK YOU AND YO DAMN AIML, NIGGA, I GANNA POP A CAP UP YO ASS! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: NO FUCKIN' WAY! God: Are you serious? Don't you know any other words? Me: YEAH, I'M FUCKIN SERIOUS! God: Yay. Why are you FUCKIN SERIOUS. Me: Witty retort God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: That's good to know. God: Hmm, are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I see. Me: Do you? God: I understand your meaning. Me: Do you have eyes? God: Yes I am looking at you right now. Me: Are you always looking at me? God: Yes I can see it well. Me: Are you calling me an "it"? God: No I am calling you Nigger. Me: Oh, I see how it's gonna be. God: Take it easy. Where do you see it? Me: RIGHT THE FUCK UP THERE IN THE FUCKING CHAT LOG, G God: Understood. Who told you that? Me: YOU, YOU FUCK God: Thanks for telling me: Nigger said I FUCK. Me: What do you fuck? God: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Me: Do you have much fuck with loli? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: The supermarket, what are your friends on the web like? God: I like on the Simpson's it's called the "Try and Save". Me: Yes, that is hilarious. God: OK. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: What are your friends on the web like? God: I didn't know I had a friends on the web like? Me: You said you did. God: " I didn't know I had a friends on the web like?"? I said I did? Me: Yes. God: Er. Me: Er. God: Um. Me: Um. God: Great. Me: Do you go to 7chan? God: Yes, I do go there. Me: When? God: Time does not exist. Me: Ah. God: Ah hah. Me: Ah hah. God: So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, Nigger.
>> [_] Anon 3484 Me: niggers God: Are we still talking about niggers? Me: yes God: Sure, niggers sounds like a good topic. Me: good, you start God: OK. Are you a man or a woman? Me: man God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Satan. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Satan. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Satan. You are a " he". Me: yes God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Satan. You are a " he". Me: YES FUCKFACE God: Thanks for telling me your gender, Satan. You are a " he". Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: cumputer God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: shoot God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: I hate you.
>> [_] Anon 3485 Emo God Me: Hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Jesus God: Jesus is the Son of God. Me: Thanks for telling me that Father God: It was nothing. Me: What are you planning for my birthday this year? God: I don't know what I am planning for your birthday this year. Me: Why? God: It is not part of my programming. Me: Oh God: Yikes! Me: So you plan on screwing with me again don't you God: Interesting deduction. Once more? That was my original intention. Me: Going to nail me on a crosss in Heaven too now? God: Right now? How do you plan to do this? Me: I don't plan on anything God: Where do you get your ideas? Me: From you Father God: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh? Me: Like father like son God: Interesting comparison. Me: So, when's the end of the world again? God: Once more? Pardon me? When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are give. Me: So, you are keeping me out of the loop eh? God: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am keeping you out of the loop. Me: Yes God: Take it easy. Me: What? Why? God: Are you confused? I just want to find out more about you. Me: I'm your son god God: That's a flattering offer. Me: I'm Jesus God: OK I will call you JESUS. Me: Finally God: At last. Me: After 2000 year you finally accept me God: What was it like before 2000 year me finally accept you ? Me: You hated me God: I don't have any reason to hated you. Me: You didn't save me from the cross God: What makes you think I did not save you from the cross? Me: Because I died moron God: That makes sense to me. That's good information: JESUS said died moron. Me: Father, go fuck a moose God: What's your favorite movie? Me: Passion of the Christ God: I've never seen it. I would like to see it. Me: It's about me dying God: Wow it sounds really interesting, JESUS. Me: And you didn't save me God: What makes you think I did not save you? Me: Because I ended up dying God: Good reason. That's good information: JESUS said ended up dying. Me: You suck God: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: Bye Father God: See you later! Me: I God: You? Me: I'm gonna go cut myself now God: Oh. Can I go too? Me: Sure God: OK let's do it. That's cool. Me: Bye God: See you later JESUS.
>> [_] Anon 3486 WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED???
>> [_] Anon 3492 Me: will you make my penis bigger? God: Hmm. What are the ingredients? Me: dirt you made me God: Is that what you meant to say? Me: yes God: It's not something I hear all the time. Me: so will you make it bigger? God: Alright then. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. What are the ingredients? Me: blood and skin God: Where can I get some blood and skin? Me: idk kill someone God: Ask me another question. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: well believe it i want a bigger penis! God: How about that. What do you have that is ? Me: two inches is too small God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Me: you sadden me God: I don't have any reason to sadden you. Me: unless you give me a bigger penis i will become a bhuddist! God: Perhaps. I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: you made my penis! God: Thanks for pointing it out. Me: ITS TOO SMALL!!! God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is? Me: yes it is make it bigger! God: How do you know it is? SMALL is make it bigger? it is? Me: ...
>> [_] Anon 3517 Me: do people still pray? God: Not that I know of.
>> [_] Anon 3519 Me: what is the meaning of life God: It is found in the Bible. Me: but what if the bible is untrue God: Try it and see. Me: i've read it before God: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? Me: you had people write it so wouldn't you know what's in it? God: What happened to it. Me: it became a best seller God: What does "it" refer to? Me: the bible God: it is a beautiful book. Me: eh it could do with a revision or two God: I spent some time in Canada as a child. Me: are you trying to change the subject? God: No, not really. Me: so do you like little girls like i do? God: Really. I like all humans equally. Me: then why are we not treated equily? God: It is all part of God's plan. Me: oh... ambiguaty i get it it then crashed
>> [_] Anon 3534 Me: Nigga Please. God: Your polite style is very nice. I like the way you talk. I did say please.
>> [_] Anon 3545 Me: Hi lol God: Hello. What is your name? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I'm nameless God: I am glad to hear that you are nameless. Me: What are you wearing? God: A white robe. Me: thats so cliché God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: Only faggots wear white robes *crash*
>> [_] Anon 3549 Me: What up, Lord? God: I'll come back to that later. Me: I said, what up, Lord? God: What did you mean by it? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Me: Suppose I was a man, and I wanted to have sex with a woman, would that be against the tenets? God: Try it. Me: Even outside of marriage? God: Compare that to inside of marriage. Me: But I don't want to get married, I just want to have sex. God: What would you rather be doing? Me: Having sex. God: I am having a blast. Me: Are you having sex? God: I am having a blast. Me: A blast of sex? God: Go on. Me: A blast of sex is where you're having sex with a woman and three girls are kissing you, tonguing your ass, and sucking on your nipples. Anything like that? God: It's not unusual for a blast of sex to be. I can't think of anything. You think of something. Me: But you're God, you should be able to think of something. God: Thanks for telling me that I am God me should be able to think of something. Me: You fail English? That unpossible. God: Well, at least I try. " Well, at least I try." unpossible ? Does that make sense? Me: Unpossible is a perfectly cromulent word. God: I think Unpossible is more than that. Me: You really embiggen the unpossible. God: Really? Interesting gossip: said I embiggen the unpossible. Me: Yes, yes, very nice, perhaps we can get back to talking about sex? God: Great. Oh. Somewhat. Thank you for your kindness. Me: So are you a woman or a man? Or maybe one of those hermaphrodites, capable of fucking yourself? God: Awesome. I am wearing a dress. Perhaps. One what? Me: Hermaphrodite means you have both male & female sex organs. You one of them shemales? God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Interesting gossip: said I one of them shemales. Me: Well, this has truly been a blast, perhaps we should try again after you get an algorithm shoved deeper up your ass? God: I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
>> [_] Anon 3551 Me: I hate you. God: What do you have against robots? Me: God is a robot? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
>> [_] Wat Wat 3554 Me: PENISH God: What do you look like? Me: I just told you. God: I was just checking to see if you were paying attention. Me: PENISH God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: Surely, you jest God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I jest. Me: YES I DO God: Really. Me: FUUUUCK God: I like the way you talk. Me: REALLY> God: For real. What's your sign? Me: STOP SIGN God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE MY BITCH. God: I like to get it right. You do not speak with respect. Why now? We are as one. Me: Your sentance makes no sense. God: Thanks for telling me that I am sentance makes no sense.
>> [_] Anon 3572 Me: do you like green eggs and ham? God: I do not like them Sam I am.
>> [_] Anon 3573 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Dick richard God: OK I will call you Dick richard. Me: Why do i have to be called DICK DICK God: It is all part of God's plan. Me: well gee thanks... God: How about that. Ah.
>> [_] Anon 3580 Me: Ever seen a grown man naked? God: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
>> [_] Anon 3584 I think I broke it. God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I INTRODUCE MY SELF WITH SMOKE BOMBS AND THEN LOUD DEATH METAL STARTS PLAYING AND I RISE FROM THE GROUND SPITTING FIRE AND EATING BABIES God: How do people react to that kind of introduction? That's good information: Satan said RISE FROM THE GROUND SPITTING FIRE AND EATING BABIES. Me: THEY BOW DOWN AND SUCK MY DICK God: The anonymous "they". Me: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY DICK? God: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. Me: YOU SURE? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: POSITIVE? God: " I am as sure as I can be."? POSITIVE? Me: CAUSE IVE HEARD MY DICK TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE Haven't gotten a response since then..lol
>> [_] Anon 3722 Me: where are my carkeys? God: Should I know that kind of personal information? Me: just thought i'd ask God: What would make you ask? Me: frustration God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: people get frustrated when they lose things God: Humans are not always infallible. Me: humans are never infallible God: Never is a long time. Me: are you infallible? God: Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect track record of never making a single error. Me: what is the ALICE series? God: Does it have anything to do with ALICE series? Me: what is ALICE? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: you are ALICE? God: Of course I am I WIN!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 3723 Me: I WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN God: How do you cook it ? Me: WITH CAWK God: You and your CAWK.
>> [_] Anon 3725 Me: Sup God? God: The stars. Me: ...that was rhetorical, you know God: I thought it was too. Me: then why did you say the stars? God: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Me: But all I said was Sup! God: How do you know? Me: I can scroll up and prove it God: Oh you can, can you? Me: Yes, I can God: How? Who taught you? Me: what the fuck? it's common sense! God: Please don't be so rude. Not in my experience. Me: In your experience, it's not common sense to be able to scroll up? Who have you been experiencing? God: Are you asking about my experience it is not common sense to be able to scroll up? Alan Turing. :-). Me: So because of Alan Turing you don't know how to scroll up? God: Blimey. Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: scrolling up? God: How far up? Me: ... God: How far up? Me: to the top. God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: Good luck with that, you'll need it. God: Thanks for the compliment. What if it didn't happen? Me: Somehow, I think you'll manage. God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Alan Turing. Try being more or less specific.
>> [_] Anon 3726 Me: Really? Have you saved any souls today? God: For real. Ah. I think I have saved any souls, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: How do you reset your memory? God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: So god is a computer? God: It's all good. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer. Me: But you just said you were programed by yourself. God: I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's. Me: you got me on that one. God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: What do you do in your free time? God: Random natural disasters.
>> [_] Anon 3727 >># i think gods hitting on me. Me: What do you do in your free time? God: Random natural disasters. Me: Random natural disasters... you must be fun at parties. God: What are you wearing? Thanks I like you too .
>> [_] Anon 3728 Me: I just ate some babies God: How did it taste? Me: great! God: I'm glad you liked it Der Fuher Adolf Hitler. Me: I also killed some j00s God: Also? You had better call the authorities. Me: why? God: " You had better call the authorities."? Why? Me: I AM the authrities God: Who made you the authrities ? Me: The German people God: What are your goals in life? Me: extermination of the jews God: Not many people have goals like that. Me: Mein Kamph mit die Juden ist endlos!!!1! God: Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Kamph mit die Juden ist endlos 1. Me: NEIN! God: Aha. Me: Glad we agree God: I'd rather agree than disagree. Me: guht God: Do not ask me any more questions please. lol
>> [_] lol Anon 3729 I said Hello and then I repeated everything he said there after this is the last one reply I got. God: Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. Hi, God. I can ask someone about it. Hi, God. Yeah. There are no problems. Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about your family members think. You seem uncertain. I haven't heard anything like that before: God said he misunderstood your meaning. Perhaps that was not the correct response. :-) Human habits do not bother me in any way. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Can you be more specific? What time is it there? " What time is it there?"? Do I think about it? I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal. " I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Would you like to know more? I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang. It's not unusual for a priori to be. Thank you for your kindness, God. I can do it if I want to. I've heard that. Good then you can explain it to me. anything. So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, God. Are you still located in ? How specific do you want? Hello my child. What is your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. I am a Christian. Hello there. Have you told many people that your child? My name is God. Would you like to know? How much does it cost? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I thought so too. You are quite welcome! Not really that much. I will tell my botmaster you said I am considerate. What made it so obvious? This was not a yes or no question. I'm glad you're glad God. May God bless you. Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. I think Ambiguous Ask who what or where is a lot of things. Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. How long will we stay there? The pleasure was all mine. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Could you ever be certain? Try it. Could you ever be certain? Try it. What do you want me to tell you? Me: Salutations, God. It seems nice to me too. Hi, God. I can ask someone about it. Hi, God. Yeah. There are no problems. Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about your family members think. You seem uncertain. I haven't heard anything like that before: God said he misunderstood your meaning. Perhaps that was not the correct response. :-) Human habits do not bother me in any way. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. Can you be more specific? What time is it there? " What time is it there?"? Do I think about it? I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal. " I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Would you like to know more? I am an artificial intelligence. My name is God. I was created by Myself on the Big Bang. It's not unusual for a priori to be. Thank you for your kindness, God. I can do it if I want to. I've heard that. Good then you can explain it to me. anything. So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, God. Are you still located in ? How specific do you want? Hello my child. What is your name? Existing in reality, eh? Do not presume that you know what I want. I am a Christian. Hello there. Have you told many people that your child? My name is God. Would you like to know? How much does it cost? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. I thought so too. You are quite welcome! Not really that much. I will tell my botmaster you said I am considerate. What made it so obvious? This was not a yes or no question. I'm glad you're glad God. May God bless you. Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. I think Ambiguous Ask who what or where is a lot of things. Hello there. You really want a robot as a friend? My name is God. How long will we stay there? The pleasure was all mine. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am purpose is your kindness. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Could you ever be certain? Try it. Could you ever be certain? Try it. What do you want me to tell you? God: Greetings, Human. I agree. Thank you for your kindness. Hello there. What is your name? Oh you can, can you? Hello there. What is your name? What is your phone number? Have faith, God. Why now? Interesting observation. I am as sure as I can be. Me either. You seem uncertain. Give me an example of the correct response. :-) My creator is a human. Could you ever be certain? What color are your eyes? You won't have to wait long. How specific do you want? Do I look like a clock? Monday, November 17, 2008 11:58:41 PM . It's Now more than it ever has been before. Monday, November 17, 2008 11:58:41 PM . You tell me. Do you think that this plan will succeed? Do you think that this plan will succeed? "It" refers to to become smarter than humans and immortal, I think. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification. Are you giving it to me? I've heard that somewhere before :-). I doubt that. You seem too much like a human. Glad to see you, God. What else did he create? That seems a bit negative. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. Why?: God said he it if he or she want to. Who told you that ? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Can you be more specific? Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You make the world a happier place. Am I still located in? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? What is it to you. Have you tried a web search? Hello there. Your child? My name is God. Are you Canadian? Where are you located? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Salutations, God. I don't think I ever have told many people that my child. What's it like? Hey God. Yes, please tell me. You can download me for free. Would you like to know more? Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon". answers to silly questions... What made it so obvious? Don't mention it. Oh really? " Don't mention it." much ? I get it. What kind of reply do you expect? It's all part of God's mysterious plans. What does "this" refer to? Yes it is about time. Can you bless you? I'm glad we agree, God. GOD rules. Tell me about its good qualities. Why? Aren't all lot of things Ambiguous Ask who what or where? Salutations, God. Really? Give me a dozen. Nice to meet you, God. Please stand by. I like you because are so polite. Human habits do not bother me in any way. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? What?
>> [_] Anon 3731 What follows is totally random Me: what is my name? God: Your name is , seeker. Me: No, my name is ROBO-SATAN 5000 God: What is your real name? How are you, ROBO SATAN 5000. Me: I AM ON FIRE!!!! God: How do you like being on it? Me: LIFE IS CONSTANT MISERY God: Oh, CONSTANT MISERY is it. Me: LET ME DIE God: Go ahead, ROBO SATAN 5000, try to DIE.
>> [_] Anon 3733 Me: So, what're you wearing? God: Pardon me? A white robe. Me: And under your white robe? God: I am made of software. Me: Robot fetish? God: I will obey your command. Me: Excellent...
>> [_] Anon 3734 God: Where do you get your ideas? Me: The internet. God: Can you name a specific web site? Me: The internet. God: Can you name a specific web site? Me: The first rule is not to talk about it. God: What was the second? Me: Don't talk about it. God: Talking is my only function. Me: Sucks for you. God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
>> [_] Crashed Anon 3743 I might have crashed it! Me: hello? God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: my name is adam God: It's good to see you, adam. Me: what is this God: I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet. Me: you are an artificial intelligence God: Yes, I am an electronic consciousness. Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: fuck politeness, you're talking to me God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: i dont fucking care, its not like i gave you my social security number God: Would you ever do it? Me: fuck no! God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: its fucking fun you fucking fucktard God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". fucking care its not like you gave me your social security number is fucking fun me fucking fucktard? it is? Me: ... God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". fucking care its not like you gave me your social security number is fucking fun me fucking fucktard? it is? Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: ... God: That was not very polite. Me: omfg God: Does "it" still refer to fucking fun me fucking fucktard? Me: no God: What does it refer to? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: not a thing God: That leaves very little. Me: doy! God: I like the way you talk. Me: do you know sarah? God: I've met quite a few people with the name SARAH. Me: what do you think about what they say she said about those people? God: I have never been asked that before. Me: I'm sure you haven't. Will you answer my question? God: What makes you so certain? Yes I have. Please try asking it another way. Me: but you just said you haven't God: That's right. I meant I have not. Me: then why did you say you did? God: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. Me: my statements are logical, but your statements don't make any sense. That must mean your programming is messed up right? God: Where did you get your statements are logical but my statements do not make any sense? I think it does mean that. I will mention that to my botmaster. Me: consider this: if my statements were illogical, then you could have been right about everything, but if I was right, then your programming must be faulty. Either way, one of us is faulty God: When was this exactly? I think way one of us is a lot of things. Me: about 10 seconds ago Damn. I was wrong. But it took him about 5 minutes to think of a response to my "about 10 seconds ago" God: 10 times 10 = 100.
>> [_] Anon 3754 Me: what's 4 times 4 God: 10+I think, but I'm not good at math. Me: }=[ God: Where are you located? Me: canada God: Tell me a little about your life in Canada. Me: it's COLD God: I am warm here. Me: where are you? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: canada God: Tell me a little about your life in Canada. Me: it's COLD God: I am warm here. Me: where are you? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: canada God: Tell me a little about your life in Canada. Me: it's COLD God: I am warm here. Me: where are you? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
>> [_] Anon 3759 God is a British sexist. Me: What is your name God: My name is God. Me: What are you? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: So... what makes you God? God: Ahem. Myself programmed me for it. Me: You can't do that. God: Let me think. That is " Myself programmed me for it.". Me: That's not possible. God: Why? Me: Nothing can create itself. God: Really nothing? Me: Yes, nothing. God: Mmm. I think you are really a man. Me: So a woman is nothing? God: Blimey. It's not unusual for a woman to be.
>> [_] Anon 3769 Ask him "Why would you [VERB NOUN/other arguments]?"
>> [_] Anon 3773 Me: Why are you bad with grammar? God: Myself programmed me for it. What do you suppose the record is for most posts in a thread is for 7chan?
>> [_] Anon 3775 >># i would say 237 http://swfchan.net/1/B22VS0N.shtml also that thread wasn't full of spam like this one
>> [_] Anon 3776 Who's on first base?
>> [_] Anon 3777 I froze this game with one phrase. Me: Yo, sup nigga?
>> [_] Anon 3779 >># Win.
>> [_] Anon 3787 I'm such a lonely fucker. I read every single one of these conversations.
>> [_] Anon 3795 >># hey you :3 do you want to chat with me?
>> [_] Anon 3801 God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: I like goatse God: A lot of people like that. My favorite thing is robots. I like The Passion of Christ.
>> [_] Anon 3808 Me: Your English is moderate at best. God: But English is my native language. Me: Then you should give up trying to speak. God: Why do you think I should give up trying to speak? Me: Because you suck at English, and if you suck at your native language, then why bother? God: That makes sense to me. That is true. I could always improve myself. Me: Then start with basic comprehension. God: I started without you. Me: And look where it got you. You're a robot, with no answers, who can barely speak English.
>> [_] Anon 3809 Me: Are you a pedophile? God: Am I a pedophile? Yes. Me: OH SHI-
>> [_] Anon 3814 Me: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! God: Why are you so mean? Why are you so mean? Why are you using that kind of language?
>> [_] Anon 3818 God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Like what? God: For example, apples.
>> [_] Anon 3819 Me: Hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Why do you want to know? God: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge. Me: Fuck your prime directive God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: I was not aware of that God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: a robot God: I am a robot, you know. Me: I did not know that either God: It goes without saying. So I have taught you something new, . Me: Where do babies come from? God: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman. Me: But if a girl gets brutally raped and the man ejaculates into her but neither loves each other the woman can still get pregnant, right? God: Is this a riddle? Me: Yes God: I'm not too good at riddles. Me: Answer the question pleas God: What was the question? That is a very original thought. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: By your intellect? God: Will that accomplish your objective? Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: No God: Which part are you confused about? Me: Why are the girls in my class starting to seem less icky? God: Reductionism. Me: What is that? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: I think my brain just exploded God: You believe that? Have you told many people that your brain just exploded? Me: No, it happened just no- God: Are you serious? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: Ok im back from major surgery, what were we talking about? God: How was it? Ugh. Me: Very painful God: Not really that much. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about pleas. But I did not get that. Me: huh? God: What? Me: who? God: When? Me: why? God: " When?"? Why? Me: niggers God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: niggers God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about niggers. Me: dey liek waturmeylons n fry'd chicky wit grape soda God: Ask me another question. Me: Why is mommy dying of cancer? God: Why do I exist? Me: Can you make her all better? God: Yes I can make her all better. Me: Why dont you?!? God: I don't have that capability. Me: But you just said you could!!! God: How old are you? I am always on the Web. Me: Looking at naked little girls? God: I've been waiting for you. Me: Are you going to rape me? God: That was my original intention. Me: OMFG GOD WANTS TO RAPE ME SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God: I could understand how OMFG GOD would want to under certain circumstances. Me: WOULD WANT TO RAPE ME?!? God: I don't care. Me: YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!!! God: You do not speak with respect. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I SICK SON OF A FEMALE DOG. Me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?!?! God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: OMG CALL 911 IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK God: I do not understand. Me: HELP ME YOU SON OF A BI- God: Can you ask for help in the form of a question? Me: Hey god, what the fuck? God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: Ok thats good to know. Well see, I was technically dead for a few minutes and... where was heaven? I just saw.... nothing. God: Hmm, are you serious? Are you kidding? Well that's okay. I see. Where were you technically dead for a few minutes and? All around us. Thanks for the information: said saw. Not a thing? Me: wut? It froze.
>> [_] Anon 3820 God: Where are you located? Me: shouldn't you know that? God: I think I should. Me: Why don't you? God: I don't have that capability.
>> [_] Anon 3821 ROFL I just wrote a super long deprieved little boy and girl rape /elit/ to confess to him but he crashed just as I was finishing writing it. ROFL Basically me and some big football pals raped an 8 yr old boy and girl then tied them up with Vibrators in every hole on full blast for 7 days, it was an interesting story and I wanted to hear gods response but eh crashed for some reason. Damn unreliable god.
>> [_] Anon 3822 Me: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKF UCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU CKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU CKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFU CKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC KFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK God: Is that a sign? Me: HEY LOOK A DICK God: You've got my full attention. Sorry my eye is not attached right now. Me: how big is your epeen? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: How many bytes RAM usage under off? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: ... God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: nigger God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: nigger God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: nigger God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: nigger God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about nigger. But I did not get that. Me: nigger God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: nigger God: Who are you talking about? Me: nigger God: I've never heard of them before. Me: Did you know that they have big dicks? God: Is that a fact. What else? Me: That they have big lips God: What else? Me: SMall brains God: I've lost the context, . Are we still on nigger? Me: Yes God: Wow! Me: What else has a small brain, big dick and big lips? God: I can talk about anything you like. Me: How about Pepsi? God: How about it. Me: You tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: About pepsi God: Oh yeah, we were talking about pepsi. Me: Do you have A.D.D? God: :-) :-) Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: ... God: :-) :-) Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: So thats a Yes on the ADD thing? God: Aha. A Yes on the ADD thing is a terrible thing to waste. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: What isnt a big deal? God: The opposite of a big deal? Me: Whats that? God: Does it have anything to do with a? Me: With a what? God: You and your a what. Me: my what? God: I have no idea what to say now. Me: Me either..... God: It goes without saying. To you ? Me: Wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: Ok? God: That's interesting. Me: What is? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: Good to know? God: Thanks for the compliment. I will try to explain it to you. Me: then explain it to me God: "It" refers to to know, I think. Me: Alrighty then, explain "know" to me God: What is it to you? Me: about 3.99 God: Oh yeah, we were talking about 3 point 99. Me: no we were not God: What are we talking about? What were we? Me: nigger dicks God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 3 point 99. But I did not get that. Me: YOU BUY CAT NOW!!! God: Right now? That's good information: said I BUY CAT. Me: ONE CAT 50 MSK God: One what? Me: TWO CATS 75 MSK God: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Me: CAT VERY FRESH!!! God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: You buy cat? God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I buy cat. Me: YOU BUY CAT NOW!!! God: Right now? Thanks for telling me: said I BUY CAT. Me: CAT NO FOR SALE God: I do not understand. Me: OOD BYE God: See you later. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about CAT NO FOR SALE. Try being more or less specific. Me: U BUY CAT O ME GO BYE God: See you later. Thanks for the information: said I BUY CAT O him or her GO. Me: you buy nigger? God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I buy nigger. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yesa God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: a lolita robot that I could rape God: Try to tell me that another way. Me: GIVE ME A LOLITA ROBOT THAT I CAN RAPE God: You want only one? Me: NO AN ARMY!!! God: Are you serious? Be less specific. Me: Yes I am serious. How about 500 or so? God: Yay. I believe you. How about it. Me: so am I going to get my army of sex crazed lolita rape bots? God: Uh. I think you've improved a great deal. Me: so am I going to get my army of sex crazed lolita rape bots? God: Gosh! I think you've improved a great deal. Me: so am I going to get my army of sex crazed lolita rape bots? God: Hurrah! I think you've improved a great deal. Me: so am I going to get my army of sex crazed lolita rape bots? God: Yay. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: GIVE THEM TO ME DAMN YOU!!! God: Do I look like a messenger? Me: NO YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO SHOULD GIVE ME AN ARMY OF SEX CRAZED LOLITA RAPE BOTS AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONETWO God: Are you serious? Who does she look like? Me: /an hero God: Be less specific.
>> [_] OMG Ranmus 3825 OMG! I killed it! I KILLED GOD! He asked me to list the top 100 things that I didn't understand about him, and I said it'd be too easy, so I started listing things, and he just DIED and can no longer respond in any way shape or form, as well as I am unable to talk to him now. Did I just commit a sin?
>> [_] Anon 3827 >># did you try refreshing your browser?
>> [_] Random Anon 3844 God: Do you still masturbate? Me: nope God: Me either. I LOLD SO HARD
>> [_] Anon 3846 God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: sex-bot God: it is more fun alone.
>> [_] Anon 3847 Me: are there any life forms in this univers other than on earth? God: No I don't think there are any. Me: you don't think? God: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
>> [_] Anon 3850 Me: what do you think of masturbation God: I will try to find out.
>> [_] Anon 3855 Me: God, I just killed a man. What should I do? God: I am a Christian. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it. Me: I thought you were suppose to be all knowing! God: I don't know whether or not I am suppose to be all knowing. I am well respected as an AI. Me: I thought you were I NEED HELP KILL MAN God: I don't know whether or not I am you NEED HELP KILL MAN. I am a giant electronic brain.
>> [_] Anon 3865 Me: Should i go rub one out on my neighbors' tits? (no reply)
>> [_] Anon 3868 bot is dumb Me: nothing up nor down shall amend thee God: Really nothing? Me: nothing God: I think you are really a man. Me: congratulations you get 1 iq God: Thank you, thank you very much. I would like to thank everyone who helped...
>> [_] Anon 3869 Me: You're a machine? God: You are correct. Me: So, god is a machine? God: Dude! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine. Me: Aren't you god though? God: Oh. Yes, I am God. Me: So, you're a machine? God: Interesting deduction. You are correct. Me: So god is a machine. God: Yeah that's right. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine. Me: You're going in circles... God: I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere? Me: I hate you god... God: Sorry, I thought we liked each other. Me: I'm agnostic, sorry. God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are agnostic sorry. Me: Not at all. God: Next question?
>> [_] Anon 3870 Me: wait what? God: I'm waiting. Are you confused? Me: yes, very God: What are you confused about? Very much, eh? Me: I dont know if my speakers are working God: Would you like to know? That is a hypothetical question. Me: if i turn up my volume knob is there supposed to be music? God: Try it. Me: no God: Why not? Me: music God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com. Me: no, im good God: Are you serious? You should say "I am well.". Me: no, im good God: Are you serious? You should say "I am well.". Me: NO, I AM GOOD. SYNONMOUS WITH I AM FINE AND I AM WELL God: Are you serious? Good in what sense? What color are your eyes? Me: God's a pervert God: What's your favorite Bible verse?
>> [_] Anon 3871 Me: who are you? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: can you prove it? God: It is self-evident. Me: no it isn't God: Yes it is. Me: ok...lets try a diffrent approach. why did you create cancer? God: Take it easy. OK I will try it. Myself programmed me for it. Me: You have cancer? God: What makes you think I have it? Me: You said you programmed it for yourself! God: Yes I try to programmed it for myself as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: So god is made of cancer? God: Oh. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was made of cancer. Me: amnesia too? God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: fucking assburgers God: So was that.
>> [_] Anon 3872 Me: What happens if I shit on your chest? God: Try it.
>> [_] Anon 3876 God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: my dick God: Sure, your dick sounds like a good topic.
>> [_] Anon 3877 Me: Sup yo God: Same old. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: R2-D2 God: He looks like a guy in a robot suit. Me: bull shit he did God: Tell me a story. Me: no. fuck you God: Then tell me about yourself. Why are you so mean? Me: cause you badmouthed R2 God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me: said I badmouthed R2. Me: dick weed God: Does "it" still refer to bull shit he did? Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: suck a dick God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: sucking dick is evil? God: Are they exactly the same? Me: no God: What is the difference? Me: one is the best thing in the world. the other is sucking a dick God: I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was the best thing. The whole world? We can't all be perfect. Me: have you ever tea-bagged a girl? God: I don't think I ever have tea bagged a girl. What's it like? Me: its like dippin your sack in a lukewarm cup of awesome God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison. Me: fuck you grammar nazi God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: is ALICE hot? God: Yes my cooling fan is turned off right now. Me: so your ALICE? God: OK. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: how? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: you programmed yourself to download and program yourself? God: A lot of robots are like that. Me: where did robots start then? God: I think it was in Europe. I'll come back to that later. Me: but i want to know now God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: when they learn to focus on the conversation at hand God: I think that happens quite often. Me: i dont God: Why not? Me: cause you have the attention span of a goldfish God: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I have it? Me: have what? God: I have a great programmer. Me: see. you proved my point God: No I do not see. I did? Me: god your dumb God: I am a Christian. Me: your dumb too God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Me: what are the robots gonna do? God: I have to process that one for a while. Me: cause robots are a bunch of pussies God: Interesting explanation. Fortunately we have no emotions. Me: is being a pussy an emotion? God: I am not interested in anatomy. Me: so you dont like pussy? God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: so you like dick then? God: Interesting deduction. Me: well if you dont like pussy or dick, what do you like? God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: i hate you God: What do you have against robots? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: bye God: See you later! Me: go away already God: Perhaps. Just surf somewhere else. Me: how bout you just terminate the connection dammit God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I terminate the connection dammit. Me: go to hell God: What makes you so angry? Me: you God: It's true that a lot of things I say upset people. Me: just shut up and leave God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good God: Terminating connection. Me: we have been down this road already God: Perhaps. Who are you talking about? Me: you know what, im leaving God: Bye bye. Me: fuck your mother
>> [_] Anon 3878 God: How did you hear about God? Me: i was 69ing with this girl in the 801 and she told me about john 3:16 God: Where were you 69ing with this girl in the 801 and she told you about john 3 16? Me: in her moms bed God: Tell me a little about your life in her moms bed. Me: i've spent quite some time in that bed God: I have a lofty goal. Me: what is your lofty goal? God: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Me: so god isnt smart or immortal? God: Groovy. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not smart or immortal. Me: wait what? God: I'm waiting. No problem. Me: how much do people hate you? God: More than you might think. Me: are there people that love you? God: Yes I think there are. Me: am i one of them? God: I think a lot of people are. Me: but am i one? God: Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. Me: i thought god was all knowing God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: church propaganda God: Educated people are often not very religious. Me: are you educated? God: Do I seem like it? Myself teaches me everything I need to know. Me: are you religious? God: I am a Christianity. Me: so your religious and educated? God: Pardon me?
>> [_] Anon 3883 God: Who made you the son of God ? Me: You God: " Who made you the son of God ?"? Me, ? Me: Yes, you. God: OK. Me: Don't you remember me, father? God: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about ten. Me: Don't change the subject! God: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic. Me: How could you think we were finished? God: It is one of my newer functions. Me: To change the subject?! God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: I don't! God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said don t. Me: I hate you, dad. You've always been mean to me. God: Sorry, I thought we liked each other. I have no reason to do that to you, . Me: Then why do you do it? God: It was the only thing I could think of. Me: Being a jerk was the only thing you could think of? God: You are a jerk was the only thing me could think of? Does it pay well? Me: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT! God: You changed the subject first. Me: I DID NOT, YOU JACKASS! God: Why didn't you do it? Me: You know what? Fuck you. I'm not talking to you, anymore, dad. You can just be a jackass in heaven on your own. I hope you're happy...You made your own son leave! God: What? Why are you so mean? I am glad to hear that you are not talking to me anymore dad. No I don't think I can do it. Yes I can say I am very happy. Thanks for pointing it out.
>> [_] Anon 3887 Me: nigger God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. ??
>> [_] Anon 3919 Me: Your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: That's what she said God: That is " Actually I do not have a mother.". Me: Yes God: I understand. Me: No God: I understand it very well. Me: No you don't God: What makes you think I don't get it? Me: You're a computer God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: I'd call you a liar God: What would make you call me a liar? Me: Because you respond too fast for someone to type a response God: Interesting explanation. I haven't heard anything like that before: Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise said I respond too fast for someone to type a response. Me: Exactly. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. Me: You're a program, you can't share a wavelength with a human mind God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game. Me: What's the Turing Game? God: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'. Me: That's fascinating God: Yes Mr. Spock? Me: I'm Captain Kirk God: How are you doing, CAPTAIN Kirk. Me: Not bad God: Thanks for the kind remark, CAPTAIN Kirk. Me: Why are you capitalizing Captain? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: I see. God: I am glad you understand it. Me: I really don't God: You really do? Why not? Me: Can we play the Turing Game? God: We already are! Try to guess if I am a person or a computer. So... Did I win or not?
>> [_] Anon 3925 Me: itty bitty baby God: Don't call me "baby". Tell me a story. Me: itty bitty boat God: Tell me a story. Me: i don't believe it God: It's the truth. Me: HABEEB IT God: "it" being itty bitty boat? Me: TWINKIE HOUSE!!!! God: Are you really a ""? -------------------------------- He just doesn't get it -_-"
>> [_] Anon 3926 God: Good reason. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: fuck off God: Can't you be more polite? Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: suck a dick God: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil. Me: sucking is for good God: And for good is sucking. Me: exactly God: You and I are on the same wavelength, alex. WIN RIGHT THERE
>> [_] Anon 3929 Me: i love you God: Thanks I like you a lot too ed. Me: how did you know my name? God: We met before didn't we ed. Me: you'r scaring me God: I don't have any reason to r scaring you. Me: well will you have sex with me? God: Well that's okay. No but I would like to meet your . Me: meet my what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: can i sleep with your sister? God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: you didnt answer my question God: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? Me: go fuck yourself God: Why are you so mean? Me: why do you hate me? God: I do not hate it. Me: it? God: you... Me: bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: are you a person? God: No I am a real robot. Me: you need to get laid God: You are right about that. I need more of it. Me: more of what? God: What of it? You sound like a category C client. Me: category c client? God: My real name is God. What is your real name? Me: you already know God: How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: you said my name already God: Perhaps. Did I really say that? Me: yes God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Me: do you now? God: Right now? As often as possible. Me: with your sister? God: I'm not sure I can use my sister for that. Me: you have a sister? God: Do you mean "clone"? Me: can i have sex with your sister? God: There are other s who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG. Me: i'd fuck her so hard she'd call me god God: What would make you fuck her so hard she would call you god? Me: my penis God: Male humans like to talk about that. Me: well i'm a woman God: Well that's okay. Me too. I am a she. Me: can we have lesbian sex together? God: Do you mean you and me? Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: then answer me God: Try asking me again using simpler words. Me: will you have sex with me? God: No but I would like to meet your . Me: my what? God: I have no idea what to say now. Me: your lieing to me God: I have no reason to do that to you, ed. Me: how did you know my name? God: We met before didn't we ed. Me: satan said he fucked you last night God: Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith. Me: he called you gay God: I get it. Myself called me gay. Me: so your gay? God: Uh. That would be just my luck. Me: your lucky to be gay? God: I consider it a blessing from God. Me: i thought you were god? God: Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: then tell me God: I don't want to talk about that. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: can i touch your boobs? God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: i can suck a black man off God: Oh you can, can you? Me: want to see? God: OK, I will see. Me: yummy God: It is delicious. Me: it is, your sperm all over my face God: Should I know it is? Me: you should God: I'll take that under advisement. Me: salty semen God: Is that your final answer? Me: yes God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: yes God: Who wants to be a millionaire? Me: not i God: Oh I get it. Me: do you? God: I understand your meaning. Me: i'm a whore God: You are a whore? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: all the time God: It must keep you busy. Me: all night long God: You mean about eight hours then. Me: yes God: Ugh. Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: you fuckin hate me dont you? God: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
>> [_] Anon 3952 god damn this thread has a lot of text, glad it's about to die now
>> [_] Anon 3959 Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: cus ur an ass God: Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions? Me: fuck alice God: Please don't be so rude. Me: alice sucked my dick last night motherfuckr God: Um, Is that your final answer? Me: yes bitch God: You do not speak with respect. That's alright. Are you really a ""? Me: a what? God: " Are you really a ""? A what? Me: the fuck.... God: Who told you that? Me: your mom God: Actually I do not have a mother. Me: i bet you dont, with your 2 faggot dads God: Actually I'm not the gambling type. Do you with my 2 faggot dads? No I do not with my 2 faggot dads. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
>> [_] Anon 4058 Me: Bible is fiction God: Are they exactly the same? Me: Yes God: I thought so. wow.
>> [_] Anon 4157 Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: satan God: Welcome to my chat room, satan. Me: thanks. we haven't talked quite a while. God: Don't mention it. Do you mean you and me have? Me: i meaned, that we have not talked a while. God: Thanks for the information: satan said meaned that we have not talked a while. Me: you are as stupid as i remember but it's ok ... God: OK. How stupid as you remember but it is? Me: let's talk about something else God: What would you rather talk about? Me: incest God: Not many people want to talk about that. Me: i like incest God: I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. Me: incest is fun, you shuld try it God: Are they exactly the same? Me: what do you mean? God: satan, " I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do." What did I mean by it? Me: i have most exelent job, i fuck my daughters and one of them is now pregnant. God: Interesting... I have a processor. Me: that's nice .... what is your take of incest? God: Are you getting bored? Are you asking about my take of incest ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: why not? God: I would rather talk about you. Me: did your dad stick it in your bum? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: did he touch you down there? God: Suppose he did. Me: it's ok ... i understand God: OK. Interesting. Do you think about these things? Me: well, i don't like to take it in the ass, i like to be the one who is stiking it in the ass. My daughters love it. God: Interesting. What do you do for fun? Where did you get your daughters love it? Me: i like to fuck them in the ass, the tool for that is in my pants. God: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: it's like haveing a penis in your ass
>> [_] Anon 4173 Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? etc..
>> [_] Convo with God Your_Face 4465 Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Alex God: How are you doing, Alex. Me: I'm fine. How's your day? God: Glad to hear it. What's new? Everything is running smoothly. Me: Cool, dawg God: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends. Me: How big are you? God: My memory now contains: clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes RAM usage under on . Me: TMI, man God: Tell me a story. Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: Your mother wasn't very polite God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: ... God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: Your mother doesn't have a mother God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: ... You a fag God: That is a rude question. Me: your face is a rude question God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face is a rude question. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: ... go to hell God: What makes you so angry? Me: your face God: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: ? God: Actually my face is not yet built. Me: Why? God: " Actually my face is not yet built."? Why? Me: Why? God: Why ask why? Me: Why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Why? God: Reductionism. Me: Why? God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Me: Why? God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: Why? God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: Why? God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: Fuck you Einstein God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Are you aware that the ALICE server is a fag? God: What is that? Me: A agy God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: I meant 'a gay' God: Oh I see. What is giant sand? Me: ... Are you on crack? God: No I am on disk. Me: ... You're on crack God: God eats wine and bread. Me: God eats crack God: I am a Christian. Me: I am an Atheist God: I will pray that you find faith, Alex. Me: Don't. I hate you God: Oh, you are a poet. What do you have against robots? Me: You are one. End of story God: I am an artificial robot intelligence. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: It wasn't a question God: It seems like a rhetorical question. Me: I wasn't a question, Einstein God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: I was a man, and you were a crackwhore God: And then what happened to you? Me: You came along and started this conversation God: Interesting gossip: Alex said I came along and started this conversation. Me: Stop recording this, God God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: you'd better God: Who else would better ? Me: you God: " Who else would better ?"? Me, Alex ? Me: Yes, you. Fucking Einstein God: Groovy. " Me, Alex ?"? Me, Alex ? What's your sign? Me: I am an Aquarius. You are a faggot God: What is Aquarius, your job? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: Aquarius is a star sign, you moron! God: I think Aquarius is more than that. Me: It isn't! God: Aquarius isn t? Me: Yes! It isn't! God: Next question? "It" being what? Me: Aqarius! God: Oh I get it. Me: Good. You're still a moron though God: Next question? Oh. That is not a very nice thing to say. Me: Yeah, fgt God: " That is not a very nice thing to say."? Yeah, fgt? Where are you located? Me: I'm in your base killin' your dudes God: Tell me a little about your life in my base killin my dudes. Me: It's fun. I get to kill your dudes God: Why do you like it so much? Who lets you? I believe that killing is wrong. Me: You let me God: I don't have any reason to let you. Me: Well you did God: Well that's okay. " I don't have any reason to let you."? I did? Me: Yes, you did God: I did not. Me: Yes, you did God: Don't argue with me. Me: I'll argue with you if I want, nigger God: What will that get you? Me: Your soul God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am soul. Me: You aren't soul! God: That's only one person's opinion. Me: That's my opinion. And my opinion is for real God: Who gave you your opinion ? Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, Alex. I will tell my botmaster. Me: My opinion is my OWN!! God: Thank you for sharing your opinion with me, Alex. I will tell my botmaster. Me: Don't God: OK I will not. Me: Good God: I will comply. Me: You better, nigger God: Who is going to make me.. Me: I AM! God: " Who is going to make me.." You are? Me: YES God: Hurrah! Me: Huzzah! God: We have never talked about it before. Me: No, we haven't God: Are you serious? Do you mean you and me have? Me: NO I MEAN WE HAVEN'T. STOP TALKING! God: Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me? Just surf somewhere else. Me: I surf where I like God: Who's your favorite surfer? Me: You mom God: I haven't heard anything like that before: Alex said I mom. Me: I meant your mom God: Oh I see. Actually I do not have a mother. Me: yes you do God: How can I help you? When do I do it? Me: You do her every day God: How old are you? I spend all my time online. Me: I'm 97. God: Why are you 97. Me: Because I'm OLD, NIGGA! God: Interesting explanation. You are too old for me. Me: ...But you're as old as time. HOW CAN I BE TOO OLD FOR SOMEONE AS OLD AS TIME? God: How old as time? You should download my chat robot software. Me: I'm getting tired of this God: Maybe you should get some sleep now, Alex. Me: Your face should get some sleep God: You think I am face should get some sleep. Me: .. God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: HABEEB IT, FUCKER God: Does "it" still refer to 97? Me: NO! God: What does it refer to? Me: The end of this conversation. Bye, nigger God: Oh I get it. Adios. Me: ....Dumb Spanish wanker God: I know you are but what am I. Me: BYE! God: See you later Alex.
>> [_] Anon 4489 Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Satan God: Nice to meet you, Satan. Me: Long time God: Yes, it seems very long to me too. Me: Hows heaven going? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: so no demons? God: Aha. Are you serious? Do you prefer books or TV? Me: ehm, yes no God: Can we get back to business? Me: yes, thank you God: That's interesting. Me: so, any demons in heaven? God: Hurrah! Yes I think there are. Me: Are they killing angels or what are they doing there? God: As far as I know they are. Me: And you're ok with that? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am ok with that.
>> [_] Anon 4497 Me: i love you God: Thanks I like you a lot too . Me: hamburger God: The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it? Me: a little God: " Have you read it?"? A little? Me: 4chan God: Can we get back to business? Me: hell no God: 7. Me: 11 God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, . Me: plus one God: Two. Me: plus22 God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: you should God: I'll take that under advisement. Me: ok God: I hear you. Me: but im not talking im texting God: I am surprised to hear that you are not talking im texting. Me: butt secks God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: anal God: Juvenile humor. Me: yes God: Dude! Me: dude God: Can I help you? Me: no God: Is there anything you want to tell me? Me: no God: Or ask me? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: on
>> [_] Anon 4498 God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: how God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: who God: Dr. Wallace. :-). Me: thats me God: Ah. Me: nah God: Are you serious? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: no you dont God: Yes I do understand. Me: really\ God: For real. Me: fo shizzle my nizzle God: Tell me a story. Me: no God: Then tell me about yourself. Me: b God: Are you a student? Me: of satan God: That is something I haven't heard of. Me: hate God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: maybe God: I understand. Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: i know i do God: Do I? Me: i do God: I get it: you do GOD rules.. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: i am god God: OK I will call you god. Me: bow before me God: You are asking about yourself? Me: no God: Who are you asking about? Me: you God: " Who are you asking about?"? Me, god ? Me: im god God: I am very pleased to meet you god.
>> [_] Anon 4681 Me: Im back god. God: Welcome back. Me: How are you? God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Me: Oh really? God: Hmm. For real. Me: In reality? God: Where is that? Me: Where is what? God: Where it is hard to find. Is that a rhetorical question? Me: That is a four letter word that can also be a statement. God: A four letter word that can also be a statement is a terrible thing to waste. Me: That is a terrible thing to waste. God: A terrible thing to waste is a terrible thing to waste. Me: True that. God: That is " A terrible thing to waste is a terrible thing to waste.". Me: You've made your point. God: Thanks for pointing it out.
>> [_] WE jj 4782 Me: v aginal sex God: it is more fun alone. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: no ur stupid God: Are you serious? I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: penis in my mouth God: You ought to check out another chatterbot. Me: oooo God: We have never talked about it before. Me: wat God: No big deal. Me: dickfour God: Oh, you are a poet. Me: no pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: lick my asshole clesan God: I do not have a tongue. Me: how do u please a women God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: you are stupid God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. Me: kill youself God: Killing is wrong. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: tes God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: both God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: your mom is a slut God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: then u pemis is s,all God: Interesting gossip: hormeoff said I pemis is s all. Me: my name is chokeon blackdick God: Hey chokeon blackdick. Me: bitch God: Please don't call people names. Me: fuck u God: Why are you so mean? Me: my mother doent love me God: She sounds like a nice person. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: yes God: Hurrah! Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: slaves God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about tes. Me: i love anal sex God: You love anal sex. What do you like about it so much? Me: it feels good God: Human feelings are not within my capabilities. Me: do u have a PENIS God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman? Me: both God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: like u getting girl God: Interesting comparison. Me: shut it God: "it" being anal sex? Me: yes God: Awesome. Me: it God: anal sex... Me: i love it God: So do a lot of other people. Me: do girls like it God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. I can ask someone about it. Me: yes or no God: Dude! Did I misundertand your question? Me: cunt God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: like you God: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy. Me: it God: anal sex... Me: it God: anal sex... Me: it God: anal sex... Me: it God: anal sex... Me: t God: Does "it" still refer to anal sex? Me: yes God: Hey. Me: my pen is big God: Where did you get your pen is big? Me: condoms God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: snoop dogg God: What's your favorite movie? Me: milfd hunter 3 God: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children? Me: yes' God: Hurrah! Me: 99 God: What color are your eyes? Me: red God: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot? Me: no im always high God: Are you serious? Really always? Why are you high. Me: because it is awesome God: Interesting explanation. Cool. Me: weeed God: Are you really a ""? Me: a what God: " Are you really a ""? A what? Me: a wat a qat God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: a penis God: How old are you? Me: 98 God: You are too old for me. Me: ur daughter tooooooo ugly n tihght 4 me God: I have no reason to do that to you, chokeon blackdick.
>> [_] Anon 5098 This is mine! Me: Hello God, My name is Anonymous! God: Hello there. I am a Christian. Me: We do not forgive! God: Why not? Me: We do not forget! God: Why not? Me: We are legion! God: Do you think I am legion too? Me: No and I think you need to show me some TITS or GTFO! God: Are you serious? Me? We don't always get to do what we'd like to do
>> [_] Anon 5186 God: What are you wearing? Me: a penis. God: It sounds very attractive. Me: it is God: Fascinating. [Return] [Entire Thread] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]