File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Game)
[_] before you step into these deadly contraptions there are several rules to follow Anon 3383416 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3383417 >># children, if a talking furry leaps out of a poster and starts rapping at you - RUN.
>> [_] Anon 3383418 THIS IS NOT THE FLASH I WAS TALKING ABOUT!
>> [_] Anon 3383472 >># where can i get just the beat?

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Anon 3325549 >acting silly while riding escalators SHIGGY
>> [_] Anon 3325584 real muthaphuckkin g's, part 2
>> [_] Anon 3325586 >># I don't know why but the song is fuckin' jammin' yo
>> [_] Anon 3325600 someone should mix in pictures of elevator accidents
>> [_] Anon 3325603 >># well those accidents aren't caused by a human factor but are technical... at least from what I've seen
>> [_] Anon 3325609 >># Am I having a stroke? What the fuck is this, early Tim and Eric?
>> [_] Anon 3325634 They made a live action instructional video as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8
>> [_] Anon 3325663 This song is rad as all heck, dawg. But remember to keep your mouth clean, thinka ya motha.

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] >not safely riding Anon 3287347 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3287365 >having shitty flashes for education Well it beats the bloody horrifc "Safety films" the UK had.
>> [_] Anon 3287371 >># This nigga gets it. Safety Rider Tiger is our most niggaest of niggas.
>> [_] Anon 3287375 >># ehm ehm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8 >># >tiger nigga das a cat
>> [_] Anon 3287385 >># that was fun, cool, hip and educational. i bet kids love this! good work
>> [_] Anon 3287477 >tfw no printer to print my certificate

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Anon 3275884 Time to get safe
>> [_] Anon 3275903 if u click the right answer then quickly click the wrong one the game freezes
>> [_] Anon 3275905 >># you should be more careful. doing hasty stuff like that doesnt sound very safe at all
>> [_] Anon 3275908 Safe-T-Rider is better than drake
>> [_] Anon 3275914 still waiting for 34 on that little girl
>> [_] Anon 3276027 >># Oh shit I remember this from like 2010 There's a video too.

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] TIME TO GET SAFE Anon 3258229 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3258256 h*** h******? I thought this was an animation for children
>> [_] Anon 3258259 The creators of this ought to be rounded up and cut down with high-caliber bullets for depicting such filth. And with children!
>> [_] Anon 3258262 i just really appreciate the fact that some company paid hundreds of dollars to have this created and just rolled with it when they received this piece of work
>> [_] Anon 3258294 Printing feature didn't work, now no one will know that I'm certified safe rider :(
>> [_] Anon 3258295 It's animated like shit, but the song beat is amusing and I like his dance.
>> [_] SAGE 3258296 >># hasn't worked since 1865. For over a decade, I've said "imma do some flash raep with this..." now I can't even. It's just horrible, and hasn't been a meme in over 7 years.
>> [_] Anon 3258303 tfw i unironically like this song
>> [_] Anon 3258308 >># >># >># perhaps this will be more amusing to you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8
>> [_] Anon 3258312 The best porn
>> [_] Anon 3258318 her skirt is deliciously short in the flash >># jesus they made a real version too?
>> [_] Anon 3258353 Man, there's not a year that goes by--not a year--that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid that could've easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
>> [_] Anon 3258356 >># We need to bring Safe-T rider back to the malls

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Anon 3145347
>> [_] Anon 3145386 Has anyone actually printed it yet?
>> [_] Anon 3145400 >># No, I tried though
>> [_] Anon 3145411 >># Damn it I want my certificate.
>> [_] Anon 3145417 Dafuq, did we fall through a wormhole? >># I did years ago, was gravely disappoint Somewhere I have the original video flash... *digs*
>> [_] Anon 3145418 >># Okay, what the hell did I just watch.
>> [_] Anon 3145426 >># an ancient classic also checked, teh cert is not embedded, it was fetched from http://www.mindmagic.com which became defunct in 2002

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] literally the worst thing ever Anon 2781861
>> [_] Anon 2781880 >># i thought it was good his flow goes hard af
>> [_] Anon 2781913 certificate printed and framed. Can I deduct this on my taxes?
>> [_] Anon 2781921 The actual video is horrible. Got it somewhere, if I find it, will post link for maximum lulz
>> [_] Anon 2781996 >># Jesus fuck, that stupid yellow/black effect...
>> [_] Anon 2781999 >># >see ya!
>> [_] Anon 2782005 >># >literally the worst thing ever clearly you've never seen the live action version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Game)
[_] Stay safe Anon 2511925
>> [_] Anon 2511926 http://d.facdn.net/art/history-eraser-bu tton/1409613616.history-eraser-button_pin k_test_final.swf
>> [_] Anon 2511948 I feel fucking retarded for sitting there that long.
>> [_] Anon 2511952 If you get a question wrong it plays back a part of the song. This is some kind of torture.
>> [_] Anon 2511987 >># ME TOO >># I WANTED TO CHECK BUT DIDNDT

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Ya'll motherfuckers need to get safe Anon 2484303 >not being a safe rider >2014 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2484351 Why isn't there porn of this.
>> [_] Anon 2484361 Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided.
>> [_] Anon 2484389 >># You gotta be careful, man.
>> [_] Anon 2484424 >># It's serious shit, my mom almost got killed as a kid from an escalator. This video, though, isn't doing shit about it and we all know that. But that fucking dancing, hahahaha
>> [_] Anon 2484466 oh fuck I broke it somehow it's stuck on a blue screen help
>> [_] Anon 2484474 >yfw there's a live action version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8
>> [_] Anon 2484534 >># >WHAT >THE >FUCK

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Ya'll motherfuckers need to get safe Anon 2462332
>> [_] Anon 2462339 10/10 worth it be safe /f/
>> [_] Anon 2462342 >># I waited for a hood and was sorely disappointed
>> [_] Anon 2462350 >># >not posting superior irl version It's like you want to bore this /f/ellows to death https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8
>> [_] Anon 2462356 Those elevates are a death trap! lend a hand and hold on tight to the little ones... look ahead and watch your toes? how lol... 10/10... I'm a damn genius!
>> [_] Anon 2462366 ITS SO SLOW!
>> [_] Anon 2462393 >># Holy shit, man
>> [_] Anon 2462466 no walk on the left, stand on the right on an escalator. 2/10 people would annoy me

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Game)
[_] ARE YOU A SAFE RIDER? Anon 2454680 I still love this. Even printed out my certificate! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2454700 http://listverse.com/2011/12/23/10-tragi c-elevator-accidents/ http://article.wn.com/view/2013/12/09/Su rgery_saves_Bergenfield_girls_foot_after_ horrific_escalato/ Safety is serious business
>> [_] Anon 2454702 >># That's why we don't act silly whenever we ride.
>> [_] Anon 2454705 Well at least it's better than in the old days when a man pulled a lever to have the elevator doors close. Sometimes they fucks up and the metal doors chop off peoples limbs.
>> [_] Anon 2454761 What did you type in the info boxes? >Tarbul Baysultanov >42 >Dagestan, Chechnya
>> [_] Anon 2454783 I wonder what's becocome of the people involved here, both executives and govs, voice actors and programmers
>> [_] Anon 2454789 fucking furfags everywhere
>> [_] Anon 2454796 >># >http://listverse.com/2011/12/23/10-trag ic-elevator-accidents/ SHITCUNT SHITCUNT USA SHITCUNT HIGH YEAR 2 4 years OLD
>> [_] Anon 2454840 Fuck yeah, I'm a safe rider, I even got the certificate. Thanks Safe T!
>> [_] Anon 2454842 That was probably some of the illest rapping I've ever heard.
>> [_] Anon 2454852 >># Elevators scare me so I just take the stairs or man up if I can't take em. Usually I just use the stairs

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Ya'll motherfuckers need to get safe Faggot 2420607 >not safely riding >2014
>> [_] Anon 2420610 Safe-T Rider could beat the crap out of Takeo Ischi any day.
>> [_] Anon 2420614 this is literal cancer
>> [_] Anon 2420615 >implying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8
>> [_] Anon 2420655 >># >implying there is a flash that cannot beat Takeo Ischi any day

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] You fuckers need to get safe Anon 2399473 >not safely riding >2014 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2399503 >># I needed this
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2399504 >># thank you so much you sav't my life >ps. the cat is a nigger
>> [_] Anon 2399521 Before everyone knew that it's dumb to give your information on the internet. >"It's a TRAP!" -Ackbar
>> [_] Anon 2399523 >># No, it's a RAP!
>> [_] Anon 2399546 Fuck all y'all, I'm a Safe Rider. The certificate is on my wall to prove it.
>> [_] Anon 2399553 Is this Frog Fractions 2?
>> [_] Anon 2399561 >># pics or it didn't happen faggot. not just anyone can be a safe rider.
>> [_] Anon 2399669 Oh yes i am now a safe rider!

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Game)
[_] Y'all niggas need to learn some safety Faggot 2392348 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2392354 tfw you can't paint Safe-T Rider
>> [_] Anon 2392359 god the only remotely bearable part was typing in HUGE COCK in the name box I bet as a kid this would have made me vandalize elevators and escalators
>> [_] Anon 2392403 What am I even witnessing?
>> [_] Anon 2392409 I wouldn't even wish this upon my enemies. Also it's breakable
>> [_] Anon 2392506 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8#t=63
>> [_] Anon 2392544 The girl looks like she is in unending pain

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] Are you safe /f/? Safe T. Rider 2154644
>> [_] Anon 2154710 Oh gods no it's educational! MY EYES
>> [_] sage sage 2154723 I GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING DIPLOMA FOR BIENG A SAFE CUNT, BITCHES.

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Game)
[_] Get a certificate and print it out! Anon 2144558 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO44 c8&hd=1 Live action version... Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2144563 Because elevators are really dangerous to use.
>> [_] Anon 2144567 fuck yeah I'll print that out right now :D
>> [_] Anon 2144571 >those kids holding hands Promoting sex at a young age. Zionist overlords jewish media illuminati 2013 nibiru satan justin bieber
>> [_] Anon 2144572 >># Fight the power, bro.
>> [_] Anon 2144673 I'm not high enough to deal with this shit....
>> [_] Anon 2144738 >># that cat looks high as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2144759 Today OP was A-OK
>> [_] Anon 2144766 Fucking saved.
>> [_] Anon 2144770 r34 on the girl

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] bringin it back Anon 2117736 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2117738 fuck
>> [_] Anon 2117739 there's even a live action video of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO44 c8 safe t rider is straight bawlin
>> [_] Anon 2117764 fuck man, it has been a while...
>> [_] Anon 2117827 I gotta learn that dance Thanks, Safe-T Rider!
>> [_] Anon 2117848 I learned so muc, thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 2117851 what fresh slice of hell is this?
>> [_] Anon 2117956 Where the hell is my certificate?

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, 550x425, Other)
[_] yo be careful at those escalators nigga Anon 2097965
>> [_] Anon 2097967 wat
>> [_] Anon 2097972 >># Children these days are so stupid they need a rapping cat to explain how to ride fucking escalators/elevators. Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2097973 >># I blame the stupid and lazy parents
>> [_] Anon 2097980 for more lulz here's a live action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO44 c8
>> [_] Anon 2098002 "these days" is not a phrase that comes to my mind when watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2098009 >># 13 years ago is truly not "these days"
>> [_] Anon 2098015 No, fuck you, I'm not watching this again.
>> [_] Anon 2098017 What was the third one called? I've never heard of it before seeing as I'm not American and can walk by myself.
>> [_] Anon 2098019 >># You mean moving walks?
>> [_] marcostudios 2098042 If i am in hurry i press the close doors buttons! >:(
>> [_] Anon 2098045 I shat bricks when I saw this being played in a mall about a MONTH ago. Like not 1987 ago but a month ago! People were walking past it without seeing it but I stopped short and started at the monitor like I saw a ghost.
>> [_] Anon 2098068 Okay, who here DIDN'T put that they were a Dalak in the fill out forms?
>> [_] Anon 2098081 >># >># Moving walkways / travelators http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_walk way I've only ever seen them at airports.
>> [_] Anon 2098092 >># Frankfurt airport has some that are like two miles long. Lazy fucking eurotrash needs to learn to walk to I guess. :P
>> [_] Anon 2098100 this cat man this fucking cat can rap aced the fuck out of that safety quiz
>> [_] Anon 2098120 ...when did escalators get moving handrails?
>> [_] Anon 2098139 Think Escalators are always safe? http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc5_13124 20246
>> [_] Anon 2098147 >># He wasn't a safe rider
>> [_] Anon 2098154 >># wow. Darwin award hopeful?
>> [_] Anon 2098173 NOOONOOOOONONONOOONONONNOONONNONONONONON ONOONOONONONNONONONOONONONNONONONNOOONONO NNOONONNONONONONONONOONOONONONNONONONOONO NONNONONONNOOONONONNOONONNONONONONONONOON OONONONNONONONOONONONNONONON
>> [_] Anon 2098176 >># I keep getting the answers wrong so I can listen to the cat again

File: safe t rider.swf-(1.95 MB, Game)
[_] CAN YOU BE SAFE?! Anon 1996044
>> [_] Anon 1996063 >not posting the far superior live action version >inb4 post link to the far superior live action version since I'm in good mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO44 c8
>> [_] Anon 1996074 Dat dance
>> [_] Anon 1996083 this dude is performing at madison square garden in july
>> [_] Anon 1996091 >># >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO4 4c8 holy fuck this needs to be posted its fucking priceless

File: Safe-T Rider.swf-(1.95 MB, Other)
[_] Printable certificate at the end! Anon 1984166
>> [_] Anon 1984246 My osaka senses are tingling like a motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 1984248 then the cat showed up and those senses died
>> [_] Anon 1984298 I'm going to hang this certificate on my fridge

File: safe t rider.swf-(1.95 MB, Porn)
[_] Anon 1972463
>> [_] Anon 1972480 got 100% on the quiz! I'm a safe rider!
>> [_] Anon 1972482 >># Me too, now we, safe riders, can go around the world and spread the word.
>> [_] Anon 1972485 somke weed every day
>> [_] skip 1972487 safe t rider your my hero
>> [_] Anon 1972515 When was this made?
>> [_] Anon 1972540 I remember a while ago there was a flash posted here about teaching kids to be safe online or something. It was the same style as this but the first scene had a woman talking. What was strange was that it was a basic cartoon, animated flash, but the necklace the woman had on was very detailed. It had a lot of strange symbols and shit on it, and you could zoom in and it was in perfect quality.
>> [_] Anon 1972552 What the flying fuck is this.
>> [_] Anon 1972553 My certificate didn't print, now how will people know I'm a safe rider?
>> [_] Anon 1972555 Wow, Otis. Just wow.
>> [_] Anon 1972558 see, it's good that i saw this, because i didn't know how to correctly ride elevators, escalators and moving walkways before i saw it. Got a 100% on the quiz by the way!
>> [_] Anon 1972561 i feel realy sorry for the parents who let theyr childrens see this
>> [_] Anon 1972573 >implying there is a way to ride escalators without dying

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, Other)
[_] better listen to this badass motherfucker Anon 1803091 If people would be half as safe as Safe-T rider world would be a lot safer place
>> [_] Anon 1803095 why does this exist?
>> [_] Anon 1803099 >># As the result of a lawsuit, someone somewhere decreed that a specific monetary amount be spent educating the public about powered lift safety, and the person responsible for spending the money decided to loop it back to themselves by giving the job to themselves or a relative.
>> [_] Anon 1803116 >not the IRL version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO44 c8
>> [_] Anon 1803130 >># my fucking sides
>> [_] Anon 1803201 this kind of shit is why I can't remember my childhood. I repressed it all.
>> [_] Anon 1803210 Osaka has yet to pass the quiz

File: safetrider.swf-(1.95 MB, Other)
[_] Anon 1794439 Voted unanimous decision by /mu/: Best Music Video of 2012 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1794453 I'm going to go decapitate myself in an elevator now.
>> [_] Anon 1794461 >yfw there's an irl version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHzuBOO44 c8
>> [_] Anon 1794467 protip: esculators are actually really fucking dangerous
>> [_] Anon 1794478 Oh god I cant stop watching it.
>> [_] Anon 1794494 >please fill in the form >press go without writing anything >works also I invoke rule 34 on Safe T-rider
>> [_] Anon 1794505 >># Sweet Jesus.
>> [_] Anon 1794531 it actually is sad as fuck that 90% of porn flashes i've seen, are better than this piece of garbage >># Holy mother of GODS!
>> [_] Anon 1794536 escalator?
>> [_] Anon 1794595 The animation is awful, but this is the best instructional song since Bill Nye the Science Guy. >On the third question suddenly awful audio recording. Why did they even make separate audio copies. >My copy-paste of a couple hundred digit grade and age is never used >Can't use PAINT or Continue buttons at the end
>> [_] Anon 1794597 >># >not entering "nigger" in every field :(
>> [_] Anon 1794600 >># >90% of porn flashes i've seen are better than this That hurts.
>> [_] Anon 1794647 You know that lil nigga jimmy got a hard on after touchin that shawty's hand.
>> [_] Anon 1794695 This needs to be a hood, but right near the end
>> [_] Anon 1794699 >not accepting Safe T. Rider into your heart as your personal savior >2012 I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>> [_] Anon 1794711 >># It's a staircase that moves. What's so dangerous?!?

File: Safe T Rider.swf-(1.95 MB, Anime)
[_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)00:15No.1706660 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)00:36No.1706677 wow, he makes Mc Ride look like a wimp.
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)00:39No.1706680 I am now a certified Safe-T Rider, except I couldn't print the certificate.
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)01:25No.1706703 >># I printed mine out a few months ago. I have it pinned on the well in my bedroom.
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)01:37No.1706707 It's been a while since I've seen it posted. This is ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)01:55No.1706719 Ah, yes. After watching it, THIS comes to my mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gwGcP8Qb H8
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)02:43No.1706735 SWAG
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches06/25/12(Mon)03:13No. 1706741 Elevator? or Escalator? Osaka can't decide
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)05:23No.1706769 Why does the kid look like a turtle?!
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)05:25No.1706771 This is fucking amazing
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)07:57No.1706807 I've never done hard drugs but this is what i imagine it to be like.
>> [_] Anonymous06/25/12(Mon)09:56No.1706831 Kid looks like a turtle, she looks like she has to take a shit.

File[Safe T Rider.swf] - (1.95 MB)
[_] [L] You gotta be careful these days man. Anon 1677863 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1677865 I was actually waiting for somebody to post this. I don't know why I said that.
>> [_] Anon 1677873 Someone should make a version where each wrong answer has an appropriate gore animation. (yfw people were paid to make this...)
>> [_] Anon 1677876 William Wesley: for all your public service rapping needs
>> [_] Anon 1677882 I was thinking there would be gore or that it would be a screamer. It's much, much worse...
>> [_] Anon 1677934 IT'S SO FUCKING LONG KILL ME GOD
>> [_] Optiacku !!+HHI9/hLVOP 1677938 The more you know...
>> [_] Anon 1677948 5 bucks to the first person who hoods this
>> [_] Anon 1677949 is it bad that I kinda want to fuck that escalator?
>> [_] Anon 1677950 For the sign-in information I essentially told them I was a Dalek.
>> [_] Anon 1677956 That bitch in purple is fine as hell
>> [_] Anon 1677958 I don't have a printer what does the Safe RIder Certificate look like?!?!?!
>> [_] Anon 1677973 >># http://puu.sh/uNh3 Like that.
>> [_] Anon 1677984 to be honest i stayed around to see if it would turn into a porno
>> [_] Anon 1677998 I want to fuck that girl. And why does Rider look like Pedobear as a Cat
>> [_] Anon 1678008 IM A MOTHER FUCKING SAFE RIDER! YEAH!

File[safetrider.swf] - (1.95 MB)
[_] [?] ozzi 1654052
>> [_] Anon 1654064 elevators will never be the same
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1654068 I already printed out my certificate a week ago. :3
>> [_] Anon 1654089 hurray im a safe rider
>> [_] Anon 1654114 ELEHVETOA?
>> [_] Anon 1654126 There is a hood at the end, right? Right?
>> [_] Anon 1654130 Jesus Christ that was way to fucking long.
>> [_] Anon 1654168 ITS LIKE IM 7 YEARS OLD ALL OVER AGAIN
>> [_] Anon 1654176 Somewhere, someone decided this needed to be made. The end is near.
>> [_] Anon 1654213 Stop posting this
>> [_] Anon 1654222 i think i forgot something about escelators... let"s watch again

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[_] [?] Anon 1649186 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1649207 Why can't I stop watching this shit?!
>> [_] Anon 1649213 Wow, I had no idea that safety videos contained secret information that needed to be protected from epileptics.
>> [_] Anon 1649254 this is flash gold... I can't wait to vandalize this shit. Step safely... C-YAAA
>> [_] Anon 1649255 WHY CAN'T I WIN THIS GAME?!
>> [_] Anon 1649259 This is so weird...i can't believe something like this even exists.
>> [_] Anon 1649336 ... why is he waring a toolbelt?
>> [_] Anon 1649365 Nigger in every field.
>> [_] Anon 1649371 This is why the world hates America. This is also why Americans hate America.

File[safe t rider.swf] - (1.95 MB)
[_] [H] that real shit Anon 1646011 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1646013 Thanks, I know how to ride the elevator safely!! YAY!!
>> [_] Anon 1646016 fuck yeah, this certificate's going on my wall
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 1646026 Godfuckingdammit. That is the worst rap ever, yet it is so fucking catchy. Well, I'm gonna print out my certificate now.
>> [_] Anon 1646030 I have the wierdest boner.
>> [_] Anon 1646051 I regret not printing my results. I'll save it for a booster lesson later in case I forget again.
>> [_] Anon 1646055 that is so much more effective than just telling kids about elevators SAFE
>> [_] Anon 1646073 Why are there so many people in the credits?
>> [_] Anon 1646078 >># because it received funding and they didn't have to pay for it themselves. Once something gets funding everyone and their dog gets added on... "Hey uncle cletus, you want a job?"
>> [_] Anon 1646079 I cant get past the first question
>> [_] MGO 1646083 My printer malfunctioned.
>> [_] Anon 1646090 This is too fucking hard. How far in is the porn?
>> [_] Anon 1646103 IM FUCKING SAFE RIDER SONN!N!!!!! FUCKING BETTER RECOGNIZE MY FUCKING SAFE RIDING MAD SKILLS YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1646110 I believe some noble prizes are in order
>> [_] Anon 1646116 I was kinda expecting that cat to rape them in his basement and lock the doors.
>> [_] Anon 1646143 i can't believe elevators have their own foundation.
>> [_] Anomynous 1646175 >Elevator Escalator Safety Formation America is so great.

File[safetrider.swf] - (1.95 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1641761
>> [_] Anon 1641763 mind control
>> [_] Anon 1641782 This is a great disservice to society. People to whom this is necessary deserve to die.
>> [_] Anon 1641787 wtf is this shit
>> [_] Anon 1641791 such bad advice. Where's the useful stuff about having more fun by running the wrong direction on escalators and moving walkways, or about being able to jump higher in an elevator when you time it right?
>> [_] Anon 1641809 >># You're not a safe rider. :(
>> [_] Anon 1641816 What the fuck is this bullshit. I want my fucking certificate, game!
>> [_] Anon 1641907 I just realized I did all that legitimately and answered all the questions. I was also slightly enamoured by the catchiness of that rapping cat. I feel odd now, wat do
>> [_] Anon 1641919 PRINT BUTTON DOES NOTHING THOSE CHEATING BASTARDS WHERE IS MY CERTIFICATE I WANTED TO SHOW MY MOM
>> [_] heem 1641920 GOT MY CERTIFICATE BITCH

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[_] [?] With printable certificates!!! Anon 1633388 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1633394 > made possible by a generous contribution from the Otis Elevator Company and a grant from the Elevator Escalator Safety Foundation's William C. Sturgeon Education Development Fund Somebody paid money for this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1633399 >># you don't remember how flash animation used to be back in 2000
>> [_] Anon 1633404 LOL I cant wait for someone to rape this thing and make it into [H] material. I got a boner as soon as I heard safety rider. Ride harder!!
>> [_] Anon 1633407 >># Flash used to be primitive, sure. But if you can't figure out how to use a moving walkway then become an hero. Even if you've never seen one before, stand around for two seconds and watch what other people do. Monkey see, monkey do. Even kids can figure that out.
>> [_] alii EU Tri M66GYW 1633415 >># i fell out of a moving walkway as a kid and broke a leg Still think this flash is retarded
>> [_] Anon 1633423 I couldn't do it, man. I just couldn't bear with it. That audio loop. Those rhymes. I think I died a little inside.
>> [_] Anon 1633424 Jesus Christ. I thought it would be terrible but not "magical singing man-cat" terrible. I swear he's just gonna abduct those two kids and rape them.
>> [_] Anon 1633449 >># someone should edit this flash into that... he can stick a gerbil up the girl's ass, put saran wrap on his cat dick, assrape the boy and give them both "Official Safe-T Cat Pillow Biters' Club Member" shirts
>> [_] Anon 1633450 >># the dancing did it for me... what idiot decided to make him dance like a drunken white frat boy?
>> [_] Anon 1633537 Fuck I'm high as shit
>> [_] Anon 1633546 I wish there was a .GIF of the cat just dancing in place....
>> [_] Anon 1633571 The girl looks really uneasy the entire time.
>> [_] Anon 1633618 The music reminds me of Parappa the Rapper..

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[_] [A] Get your certification! Anon 1625265 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1625277 Nothing else is real...
>> [_] Anon 1625280 Dear god. Does this really exist? Seriously, where on the internet do you find this garbage?!
>> [_] Anon 1625286 >># back in 2000 there wasn't as much flash on the internet as there is now. anyone have anything older to post?
>> [_] Anon 1625290 Where is my hood?
>> [_] Anon 1625297 >># perhaps
>> [_] Anon 1625318 >grade >if your parents have any questions... loooool
>> [_] Anon 1625331 Yo come on kiddies and imma safely guide you
>> [_] Anon 1625334 nice loli db
>> [_] Anon 1625337 I must suck at riding elevators, escalators, and moving walk ways. I didn't get my certification.
>> [_] Anon 1625347 did anyone actually fill in the info? will it go anywhere?
>> [_] Anon 1625357 CONTINUE = DIE. Flash instantly closes as soon as you press it. Also, you can't fucking paint Safety Rider, and that pissed me off.
>> [_] Anon 1625363 rule 34?
>> [_] Anon 1625369 Sing it Y'all!
>> [_] Anon 1625387 dat metal gear elevator
>> [_] Anon 1625419 I learned allot, thanks OP! 10/10 would recommend to a friend!
>> [_] Anon 1625456 Is this for real? What the fuck? Do adult human beings actually get paid to make things like this? Seriously?
>> [_] Officer Dirty Buns 1625477 I'm a safe rider! Yay!

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[_] [?] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1592378
>> [_] Anon 1592379 I have no idea how you would find something like this.
>> [_] Anon 1592380 What is this I don't even ..
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1592383 Hidden sources.
>> [_] Anon 1592385 im 12 and what is this
>> [_] Anon 1592387 expected niggers... waited waited expected hood waited iamdisapoint.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1592388 I used to be a Safe T Rider... but then I took an arrow to the knee...
>> [_] Anon 1592410 He looks like some sly cooper reject.
>> [_] Anon 1592434 It crashed when I pressed "Print" instead of skipping it at the end of the whole thing... I feel dirty for watching through that.
>> [_] Anon 1592451 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>> [_] Anon 1592464 Safe-T mah nigga
>> [_] lol Anon 1592476 Fuck your degree in physics, here's my Safe Rider certificate.
>> [_] Anon 1592477 >># You're a faggot, faggot. Not like you're going to view this anyways because this is /f/.
>> [_] Astronazi 1592480 Don't copy that floppy.

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[_] [?] Otis was one old skool motherfucker Anon 1502839 Bonus points if you can actually make it all the way to the end.
>> [_] Anon 1502849 This is bad and the world should feel bad.
>> [_] Anon 1502852 I couldve been playing counter strike...
>> [_] Anon 1502853 Studies have proven that RAP is the most effective vehicle for delivering public safety announcements to the general public. FACT.
>> [_] Anon 1502855 trippin balls
>> [_] Anon 1502856 I got a certificate saying im a safe rider
>> [_] Anon 1502857 >># did you print yours?
>> [_] Anon 1502865 What a slut. Just holding his hand so casually in public.
>> [_] Anon 1502870 The sad part is, getting a fire safety cert is basically the same as this.
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1502876 One of the fucking worst flashes I have ever seen.
>> [_] Anon 1502880 AWWWWWW SHIT NIGGA RUFF RYDAS UP AN DOWN DAT SHIT
>> [_] Anon 1502885 THAT DAMN KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR!
>> [_] Anon 1502976 what the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1502988 >hold a girl's hand on the elevator, you know, for safety >pop a boner immediately >panic >she holds a little more firmly >jizz in pants >oh shit oh christ I gotta run >fall all the way down escalator >knock my brother down on the way >breaks his neck Its not funny man, my brother died this way.
>> [_] Anon 1502993 >># Sounds like you should have been a safe rider.

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