File[safetrider.swf] - (1.95 MB)
[_] [?] With printable certificates!!! Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)12:13 No.

Marked for deletion (old).

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)12:27 No.

  > made possible by a generous contribution from the Otis Elevator Company and a grant from the
  Elevator Escalator Safety Foundation's William C. Sturgeon Education Development Fund

  Somebody paid money for this shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)12:35 No.

  >>1633394
  you don't remember how flash animation used to be back in 2000

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)12:43 No.

  LOL I cant wait for someone to rape this thing and make it into [H] material. I got a boner as
  soon as I heard safety rider. Ride harder!!

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)12:44 No.

  >>1633399

  Flash used to be primitive, sure. But if you can't figure out how to use a moving walkway then
  become an hero. Even if you've never seen one before, stand around for two seconds and watch what
  other people do. Monkey see, monkey do. Even kids can figure that out.

>> [_] alii EU Tri M66GYW 03/08/12(Thu)12:56 No.

  >>1633407
  i fell out of a moving walkway as a kid and broke a leg
  Still think this flash is retarded

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)13:19 No.

  I couldn't do it, man. I just couldn't bear with it. That audio loop. Those rhymes. I think I
  died a little inside.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)13:36 No.

  Jesus Christ. I thought it would be terrible but not "magical singing man-cat" terrible. I swear
  he's just gonna abduct those two kids and rape them.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)14:58 No.

  >>1633424

  someone should edit this flash into that... he can stick a gerbil up the girl's ass, put saran
  wrap on his cat dick, assrape the boy and give them both

  "Official Safe-T Cat Pillow Biters' Club Member" shirts

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)14:59 No.

  >>1633423

  the dancing did it for me... what idiot decided to make him dance like a drunken white frat boy?

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)17:07 No.

  Fuck I'm high as shit

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)17:21 No.

  I wish there was a .GIF of the cat just dancing in place....

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)18:08 No.

  The girl looks really uneasy the entire time.

>> [_] Anonymous 03/08/12(Thu)19:36 No.

  The music reminds me of Parappa the Rapper..