File: 10PloyCategories9.swf-(4.26MB, 640x480) [IMG][_] How Sexual Predators Operate Parry Aftab 4306 [IMG] Hello, I'm Parry Aftab, McDonalds enthusiast and Internets Lawlyer extraordinaire! Today I will be teaching you 10 things to watch out for in pedophiles in real life, so you can better understand how they act online. Once you've been enlightened, please visit my personal site http://www.aftab.com/ or I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR TOOLS!
>> [_] A.K.A.!tFj8DP0Frs 4311 HEY CHILD. COME OVER HERE, OR I'LL THROW THIS STICK AT YOU
>> [_] Anon 4316 >># Okay, I'll go.
>> [_] Anon 4322 Whats up with this obsession with tools? I found some tools come look, I'll take your tools, do you like tools? seriously,do they mean toys because its pretty fucking far off
>> [_] Anon 4323 what the fuck kind of Aztec shit necklace is she wearing?
>> [_] Snorlax 4324 They will play with them
>> [_] Anon 4334 LOLOL, "Around the world, cool yoyo huh? Would you like to play with it" *squinty eyes*
>> [_] Anon 4335 >># LAWL
>> [_] Anon 4343 >># I think it's a euphemism for penises.
>> [_] Anon 4352 >># I laughed so fucking hard when I took a look at that part!
>> [_] Anon 4357 hey i've been up all night and need a shower, want the job? sure i'll wash you
>> [_] Anon 4360 Maaaaan... Now I know aaaaall of the lolis' weaknesses! Thank you so much, OP!
>> [_] Anon 4378 I'm a friend of the emperor's
>> [_] Anon 4381 OP here, I went to one of Parry Aftab's talks once (we got extra credit for going as part of our course). I must say that half of what she was saying was so ludicrous that I almost got kicked out. Luckily I got to stay and watch the whole thing. Also, the flash video is pretty damn flattering considering what she looks like IRL : http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2006/ 04/05/image1472891g.jpg She draws her Jew power from that necklace.
>> [_] A.K.A.!tFj8DP0Frs 4382 >># ITS JEW-ZILLA WUN RITTLE CHIRDREN!
>> [_] Anon 4403 Why the fuck are they in a jungle? What's more, what are they supposed be?
>> [_] Anon 4404 While I think the efforts to identify child molesters in real life is commendable, one of the biggest pieces of misinformation about the internet is the assumption that children are somehow in danger. The MOST dangerous thing that can to anybody happen on the internet is that they'll pick up a virus or have personal information stolen. Until penises can travel through TCP/IP connections, this whole internet pedophile scare is absurd and irrelevant.
>> [_] Anon 4405 after watching this it seems like saying anything to a kid makes you a sexual predator. Also, why do they want to just get them behind the bushes? Thats not how it works, you don't rape the kid in fucking public you get them home and then do it.
>> [_] Anon 4406 if someone wanted to make a training video for child molestors, they couldn't do a better job than the makers of this piece. it's totally a how-to guide for what you need to say to convice a kid to come with you. creepy!
>> [_] Anon 4417 >># is a pedophile who wants to lure you into a false sense of security.
>> [_] Anon 4420 >># My penis can travel through phone lines and Wi-Fi, too.
>> [_] Anon 4425 >># Glory Router
>> [_] Anon 4426 Parry Aftab is a child predator. Trust me, I happen to be an expert in this subject
>> [_] Anon 4439 >># And she's just trying to help the rest of us out. Nobody say anything then.
>> [_] Anon 4443 So THAT'S how you do it!
>> [_] Anon 4453 >># >you get them home and then do it. Thanks for the tip -_-
>> [_] how do i shot web anonymous 4464 all the infomation i need... sauce?
>> [_] Anon 4467 this is some funny shit
>> [_] Anon 4470 File: unblockAlphabet.swf-(1.00MB, 705x300) [IMG] some one mod this >># with billy mays'( orange clean and other infomercials) voice as the pedophiles.
>> [_] Anon 4483 THE SKIP INTRO BUTTON IS A LIE (also: cruise control)
>> [_] Anon 4776 "The emperor told me you like to swim." what the FUCK is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 4845 File: generator.swf-(77.71KB, 760x400) [IMG] i find this funny because anyone who doesn't know the easiest ways they can learn from that thing lol
>> [_] Anon 4848 >># FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!
>> [_] Anon 4850 >># Anal Leakage: It's magically delicious!
>> [_] Anon 4852 >># Prostitution: Where's the cream filling?
>> [_] Anon 4853 date rape: it keeps going, and going, and going
>> [_] Anon 4854 trojan: something good always comes out of it. alzheimers: have it your way a good ol' beatin': what can brown do for you?
>> [_] Anon 4855 A Good O'l Beatin': The ultimate driving machine.
>> [_] Anon 4856 Dirty Shit: Delicious and Refreshing.
>> [_] Anon 4857 Necrophilia: Try it, You'll like it.
>> [_] Anon 4858 Vagina: Where's the beef?
>> [_] Anon 4859 Butt Loving: Are you man enough to try it?
>> [_] Anon 4860 Roofies : melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
>> [_] Anon 4864 The Emperor told me you like to swim.
>> [_] Anon 4873 Thank you Parry Aftab for teaching the best ways for child predators to lure and rape children back home! You even tell them how to handle different types of kids! Good job!
>> [_] Anon 4878 File: 10Rape9.swf-(2.84MB, 640x480) [IMG]
>> [_] Anon 4885 >># hahahaha this is the greatest thing ive seen come out of 7chan's /f/ in months thank you for making my HANUKKAH
>> [_] Anon 4889 Genocide: Save a buck or two.
>> [_] Anon 4892 Sex: Kid Tested, Mother approved!
>> [_] Anon 4911 Bush: An Army of One.
>> [_] Anon 4915 "I'm playing video games." EPIC
>> [_] Anon 4916 >># "I bet you like beach balls, wanna play with this one?" DOUBLE EPIC
>> [_] Anon 4917 "HELLO I'M PARRY AFTAB, I'M WHAT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT WAS IN HUMAN FORM, WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE KIDS? JUST WATCH THIS FLASH VIDEO!"
>> [_] Anon 4924 Cunnilingus: The freshmaker Hepatitis: head for the border Feces: gotta go gotta go gotta go right now! Heroin: control yourself Tampax: is it soup yet? Heart disease: get the sensation Feces: 57 varieties Anal bleeding: obey your thirst Chuck norris: keep that schoolgirl complexion Constipation: built tough Rape: something good always comes of it
>> [_] Anon 4925 Fucking awsome. Diarrhea: Good to the last drop Incest: Taste the Rainbow Retardation: Reach out and touch someone Holocaust: The ultimate driving machine Rape: The greatest show on earth Making Whoopie: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is! Infant Death: Life's too short Jesus: Built tough Murder: Be all you can be Genitalia: Mama mia, that's a spicy meat-a ball Abortion: It does a body good Semen: Tastes great. less filling
>> [_] Anon 4926 >># I think he's pretending to be Asian in order to justify his hand-eye coordination.
>> [_] Anon 4929 Steroids: Let your fingers do the walking!
>> [_] Anon 4930 the kids are way too happy, even when threathned
>> [_] Anon 5077 Stool Samples: Is it soup yet?
>> [_] Anon 5305 OH MAN, YO-YOS RULE
>> [_] Anon 5306 Beastiality: It takes a tough man to make tender chicken
>> [_] Anon 5307 Slavery: Bet you cant have just one
>> [_] Anon 5308 Cunnilingus: Are you man enough to try it
>> [_] Anon 5315 Excuse me sirs, What does this have to do with the Internets? I am in need of techniques which work on the Internets. ... LOL [Return] [Entire Thread] [Last 50 posts]