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[IMG][_] How Sexual Predators Operate Parry Aftab 08/12/06(Sat)16:36 No. 4306 [IMG]

  Hello, I'm Parry Aftab, McDonalds enthusiast and Internets Lawlyer extraordinaire! Today I will
  be teaching you 10 things to watch out for in pedophiles in real life, so you can better
  understand how they act online. Once you've been enlightened, please visit my personal site
  http://www.aftab.com/ or I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR TOOLS!

>> [_] A.K.A.!tFj8DP0Frs 08/12/06(Sat)20:15 No. 4311

  HEY CHILD. COME OVER HERE, OR I'LL THROW THIS STICK AT YOU

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/06(Sat)22:15 No. 4316

  >>4311
  Okay, I'll go.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)02:52 No. 4322

  Whats up with this obsession with tools? I found some tools come look, I'll take your tools, do
  you like tools?

  seriously,do they mean toys because its pretty fucking far off

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)02:58 No. 4323

  what the fuck kind of Aztec shit necklace is she wearing?

>> [_] Snorlax 08/12/07(Sun)04:45 No. 4324

  They will play with them

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)11:28 No. 4334

  LOLOL,

  "Around the world, cool yoyo huh? Would you like to play with it" *squinty eyes*

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)11:28 No. 4335

  >>4323

  LAWL

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)11:58 No. 4343

  >>4322

  I think it's a euphemism for penises.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)17:55 No. 4352

  >>4334

  I laughed so fucking hard when I took a look at that part!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)21:06 No. 4357

  hey i've been up all night and need a shower, want the job?

  sure i'll wash you

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/07(Sun)22:17 No. 4360

  Maaaaan... Now I know aaaaall of the lolis' weaknesses! Thank you so much, OP!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/08(Mon)13:46 No. 4378

  I'm a friend of the emperor's

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/08(Mon)17:50 No. 4381

  OP here, I went to one of Parry Aftab's talks once (we got extra credit for going as part of our
  course). I must say that half of what she was saying was so ludicrous that I almost got kicked
  out. Luckily I got to stay and watch the whole thing.

  Also, the flash video is pretty damn flattering considering what she looks like IRL :
  http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2006/04/05/image1472891g.jpg

  She draws her Jew power from that necklace.

>> [_] A.K.A.!tFj8DP0Frs 08/12/08(Mon)18:07 No. 4382

  >>4381
  ITS JEW-ZILLA
  WUN RITTLE CHIRDREN!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/08(Mon)22:32 No. 4403

  Why the fuck are they in a jungle? What's more, what are they supposed be?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/08(Mon)22:42 No. 4404

  While I think the efforts to identify child molesters in real life is commendable, one of the
  biggest pieces of misinformation about the internet is the assumption that children are somehow
  in danger. The MOST dangerous thing that can to anybody happen on the internet is that they'll
  pick up a virus or have personal information stolen. Until penises can travel through TCP/IP
  connections, this whole internet pedophile scare is absurd and irrelevant.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/08(Mon)23:01 No. 4405

  after watching this it seems like saying anything to a kid makes you a sexual predator.

  Also, why do they want to just get them behind the bushes? Thats not how it works, you don't rape
  the kid in fucking public

  you get them home and then do it.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/08(Mon)23:30 No. 4406

  if someone wanted to make a training video for child molestors, they couldn't do a better job
  than the makers of this piece.

  it's totally a how-to guide for what you need to say to convice a kid to come with you.

  creepy!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/09(Tue)11:55 No. 4417

  >>4404 is a pedophile who wants to lure you into a false sense of security.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/09(Tue)14:31 No. 4420

  >>4404

  My penis can travel through phone lines and Wi-Fi, too.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/09(Tue)16:40 No. 4425

  >>4420
  Glory Router

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/09(Tue)16:41 No. 4426

  Parry Aftab is a child predator. Trust me, I happen to be an expert in this subject

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/09(Tue)21:15 No. 4439

  >>4426

  And she's just trying to help the rest of us out. Nobody say anything then.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/09(Tue)23:02 No. 4443

  So THAT'S how you do it!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/10(Wed)06:59 No. 4453

  >>4405
  >you get them home and then do it.
  Thanks for the tip -_-

>> [_] how do i shot web anonymous 08/12/10(Wed)11:50 No. 4464

  all the infomation i need... sauce?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/10(Wed)12:18 No. 4467

  this is some funny shit

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/10(Wed)13:13 No. 4470
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  some one mod this >>4306 with billy mays'( orange clean and other infomercials) voice as the
  pedophiles.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/10(Wed)23:53 No. 4483

  THE SKIP INTRO BUTTON IS A LIE
  (also: cruise control)

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/18(Thu)18:50 No. 4776

  "The emperor told me you like to swim."
  what the FUCK is this shit?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)15:42 No. 4845
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  i find this funny because anyone who doesn't know the easiest ways they can learn from that thing
  lol

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)16:26 No. 4848

  >>4776
  FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)21:39 No. 4850

  >>4845
  Anal Leakage: It's magically delicious!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)22:09 No. 4852

  >>4845
  Prostitution: Where's the cream filling?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)22:10 No. 4853

  date rape: it keeps going, and going, and going

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)22:11 No. 4854

  trojan: something good always comes out of it.
  alzheimers: have it your way
  a good ol' beatin': what can brown do for you?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)22:13 No. 4855

  A Good O'l Beatin': The ultimate driving machine.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)23:02 No. 4856

  Dirty Shit: Delicious and Refreshing.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)23:04 No. 4857

  Necrophilia: Try it, You'll like it.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)23:06 No. 4858

  Vagina: Where's the beef?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/21(Sun)23:06 No. 4859

  Butt Loving: Are you man enough to try it?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/22(Mon)00:57 No. 4860

  Roofies : melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/22(Mon)03:06 No. 4864

  The Emperor told me you like to swim.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/22(Mon)11:05 No. 4873

  Thank you Parry Aftab for teaching the best ways for child predators to lure and rape children
  back home! You even tell them how to handle different types of kids! Good job!

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>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/22(Mon)15:14 No. 4885

  >>4878
  hahahaha this is the greatest thing ive seen come out of 7chan's /f/ in months

  thank you for making my HANUKKAH

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/22(Mon)19:39 No. 4889

  Genocide: Save a buck or two.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)00:19 No. 4892

  Sex: Kid Tested, Mother approved!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)15:03 No. 4911

  Bush: An Army of One.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)17:23 No. 4915

  "I'm playing video games."

  EPIC

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)17:26 No. 4916

  >>4915

  "I bet you like beach balls, wanna play with this one?"

  DOUBLE EPIC

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)17:51 No. 4917

  "HELLO I'M PARRY AFTAB, I'M WHAT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE WOULD LOOK LIKE IF IT WAS IN HUMAN FORM,
  WANNA KNOW HOW TO RAPE KIDS? JUST WATCH THIS FLASH VIDEO!"

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)20:13 No. 4924

  Cunnilingus: The freshmaker
  Hepatitis: head for the border
  Feces: gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!
  Heroin: control yourself
  Tampax: is it soup yet?
  Heart disease: get the sensation
  Feces: 57 varieties
  Anal bleeding: obey your thirst
  Chuck norris: keep that schoolgirl complexion
  Constipation: built tough
  Rape: something good always comes of it

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)21:27 No. 4925

  Fucking awsome.

  Diarrhea: Good to the last drop
  Incest: Taste the Rainbow
  Retardation: Reach out and touch someone
  Holocaust: The ultimate driving machine
  Rape: The greatest show on earth
  Making Whoopie: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is!
  Infant Death: Life's too short
  Jesus: Built tough
  Murder: Be all you can be
  Genitalia: Mama mia, that's a spicy meat-a ball
  Abortion: It does a body good
  Semen: Tastes great. less filling

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)21:27 No. 4926

  >>4334

  I think he's pretending to be Asian in order to justify his hand-eye coordination.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/23(Tue)23:34 No. 4929

  Steroids: Let your fingers do the walking!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/24(Wed)00:21 No. 4930

  the kids are way too happy, even when threathned

>> [_] Anonymous 08/12/28(Sun)00:58 No. 5077

  Stool Samples: Is it soup yet?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/03(Sat)10:10 No. 5305

  OH MAN, YO-YOS RULE

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/03(Sat)10:23 No. 5306

  Beastiality: It takes a tough man to make tender chicken

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/03(Sat)10:24 No. 5307

  Slavery: Bet you cant have just one

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/03(Sat)10:26 No. 5308

  Cunnilingus: Are you man enough to try it

>> [_] Anonymous 09/01/03(Sat)16:22 No. 5315

  Excuse me sirs,

  What does this have to do with the Internets? I am in need of techniques which work on the
  Internets.

  ...

  LOL

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