File :[4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [G] 4chan text adventure Anonymous 10/25/08(Sat)23:14 No.

  I admit, I'm no good at these kinds of games. What do I do 1) After I get to Youtube and 2) to
  get out of hell. I know it involves a kitten, but I'm not sure what else. Thanks, guys!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/08(Sat)23:35 No.

     “[On his childhood] One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was
     devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on
     my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate
     into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he
     was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”

>> [_] Anonymous 10/25/08(Sat)23:36 No.

     look / l / look in __ / l in __
     inventory / i
     examine __ / e __
     take __ / t __ / get __ / g __ (no 'from __' needed)
     drop __ / d __
     drop __ in __ / d __ in __ / put __ in __ / p __ in __
     wear __ / w __
     remove __ / r __
     use __ / u __
     use __ on __ / u __ on __
     talk to __
     go to __ / go __

>> [_] johndoe 10/25/08(Sat)23:50 No.

     Yes, I know the basic commands, i'm not a total newbie to text adventures, I just don't know
     how to beat this one. Those are listed when you use "help". I was looking for something a bit
     more specific...

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)00:04 No.

     I was the guy from before, just posting the commands for quick reference. Did you pick up
     Shii's box in /jp/? You can open the box and take Shii, which is a cat.

     Goddammit im still stuck in jp.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)00:12 No.

     So I attack the tentacle mosnter? Or use butter on the DDR machine? fuck!

>> [_] johndoe 10/26/08(Sun)00:31 No.

     Yeah, I got shii, but shii doesn't sheem to do shiit. As for /jp/, you can get a pokeball from
     the tentacle monster area, which is useful elsewhere, to get a hyperlink. And for the ddr
     machine, just use it, to get something.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)00:52 No.

     I use the ddr machine to get machine code, now what do I do ;-;

>> [_] johndoe 10/26/08(Sun)00:53 No.

     The machine code is used with the portalizer, back at the main hub, to open up portals to
     other sites (*gasp* other than 4chan?! That's madness!)

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)01:01 No.

     FUUUUUUUCK i can't get back to the main hub from /jp/

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)01:17 No.

     First time playing - what the fuck do I do after getting the hyperlink?

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)01:21 No.

     >>840478
     here's the rapidshare that was posted a while back. It's pretty shitty though. It gets most of
     the points, but misses some things.

     SPOILERS!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)01:23 No.

     >>840479
     http://rapidshare.com/files/151936548/4changamewalkthrough.txt

     I suck cocks. Forgot the link. here it is.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)01:43 No.

     >>840472

     Don't forget to take the Gateway at the start area.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)02:10 No.

     >>840484
     Fuck. I didn't take the gateway.

     FUCK.

>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 10/26/08(Sun)02:27 No.

     Hi guys. I work slow as all hell but I am in fact adding pictures to like fucking everything
     slowly over time, assuming it doesn't explode after so many. It'll take the rest of eternity
     but someday I'll post a bigass 5MB file or something full of pictures and call it done. At the
     moment, the process is approximately 10% complete.

     EFG will fall to page 10, Spartans are in hell, I think furfags go to hell when set on fire
     too but not sure if I added that. Otherwise, pictures will be all that is added whenever I
     finally get around to finishing it someyear.

     I'd ask for opinions but I'm about to go to bed!

     >>840482
     This sure has some excess unnecessary commands. There's quite a few items it has as being
     taken that aren't necessary whatsoever, like dust, sheets, a sandwich, the triforce...

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)07:20 No.

     >>840497
     cool.

>> [_] Gentleman Jim Stacey 10/26/08(Sun)08:01 No.

     >>840497

     Thanks for the update

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)12:40 No.

     Well, I killed the Internet. That was satisfying.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)17:13 No.

     Fuck, I got to /a/ and I'm stuck. That rapidshare doesn't have what to do in /a/ either.

>> [_] Anonymous 10/26/08(Sun)17:56 No.

     [---Inventory---]
     -[Gateway][Butter][Fake ID][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][Proxy][Fire][Lakitu Cloud][Gun of
     The Guy][Sexyjutsu][Barrel][Can of Powdered Toast][Anti-Gravity Device][Bottle of
     Pheremones][Con Badge][Teh Rei][Steroids][ITTY BITTY BABY][Bitchin' Ride][Mah Lazer][Girdle of
     Gender][Email Field][Web][Copypasta][F5][A Seat][Steroids][Nigger][Sage]