File[train vs cow.swf] - (784 KB)
[_] [L] Anonymous 02/20/12(Mon)23:38 No.1623065
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 02/20/12(Mon)23:57 No.1623076
Lol, the Conductor makes me laugh every time I see this video.
"Oh! You dumb fucker!"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)00:12 No.1623082
It's pretty hilarious that the cow doesn't even flinch as the train is about to hit. What a dumb
fucker.
>> [_] 10n1z3d 02/21/12(Tue)00:18 No.1623084
Transformers! Transform!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)00:20 No.1623085
>>1623082
It's an animal that just stands there as we turn it to delicious meat.
Anything smart would run.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)00:20 No.1623086
>>1623076
Fuckin' seconded.
Cow - "This is me giving a fuck"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)00:33 No.1623092
>>1623086
If someone could make that into a gif with the caption coming up as the train runs over him I
would be in your debt.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)00:39 No.1623095
cows sure are fucking stupid
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:01 No.1623104
It was hilarious, the sound it made when the train hit it.
"BOOM"
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:10 No.1623109
>>1623095
this is why we eat them.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:10 No.1623110
COME AT ME BRO
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:20 No.1623114
does anyone recognize the song in the background
>> [_] Anime Hater Fag 02/21/12(Tue)01:25 No.1623119
omg i laughed way to much
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:37 No.1623126
>>1623086
fucking lost it. because of this post. thanks.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:39 No.1623128
fucking cows
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:40 No.1623129
Cows aren't bright, but we must appreciate what we eat.
This is comedy gold though.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:52 No.1623136
Protip: the cow actually won.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)01:55 No.1623139
But who was phone?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)02:08 No.1623146
Cow watched Lots And Lots Of Trains.swf too many times.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)02:29 No.1623150
There are people who get paid just to clean blood and guts off the bottom of trains.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)03:16 No.1623163
Cow: What's the password
Train: Don't need one.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)03:25 No.1623165
And sadly animal rights people think these idiotic creatures shouldn't be eaten.
They're just asking for it. Goddamn, its a wonder they've survived on this planet this long.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)03:35 No.1623166
What's even worse is cow's aren't as stupid as people think. Especially when they're young. They
don't become stupid so much as they quit giving a flying fuck. Now deer. That's a stupid fucking
animal. If you've ever lived in the country, then you can relate. I have been hit by deer.
Driving along. See deer in the ditch. Come to a complete stop before they get on the road. One
trips over my bumper, another rams head first into my door. :| Gave itself a concussion cause the
damn thing stumbled away all drunk. Dented the shit outta my door and busted my window in the
middle of winter. This was in the middle of the day. :|
Cows can't see what's in front of them due to how their eyes are set. It literally never saw the
train coming. I don't know why these wide-set animals don't turn to have their eye FACE the
fucking noise, but oh well. Cows are still more delicious.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)04:09 No.1623176
my fucking sides
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)04:31 No.1623182
God I love the sound it makes
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)05:02 No.1623185
>>1623166
yah same thing happens with domesticated turkies
wild turkies get away from most predators on smarts alone
domesticated turkies drown from looking up while it's raining
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)05:04 No.1623187
>>1623166
>Cows can't see what's in front of them due to how their eyes are set.
I never thought of that.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)05:05 No.1623188
>>1623165
>Goddamn, its a wonder they've survived on this planet this long.
The reason cows are still around is because we humans protect them and breed them. Because they
are useful to us.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)05:23 No.1623195
>>1623166
deer butting your door was probably a "get the fuck out of mah hood motherfucker" gesture instead
of trying to cross the road.
