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[_] Anon 3493757 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3493758 AWWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 3493771 *rumbling noise*
>> [_] Anon 3493772 >># does anyone know what song is playing in the background?
>> [_] Anon 3493818 >># BLOODY BASTERD BICH YOU MUST STOP THE TRANE MOVING
>> [_] Anon 3493836 The cow was tired of it all.
>> [_] Anon 3493852 >># I think it's insane clown posse
>> [_] Anon 3493854 >BMMPPH!

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[_] Anon 3450119
>> [_] Anon 3450121 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Ml61Z1 QWw
>> [_] Anon 3450122 maybe it was too soon to remove the big pilots https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_(loc omotive)
>> [_] Anon 3450186 >># Man, I still laugh that he was listening to ICP.

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[_] Dumb Fucker Anon 3423646 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3423666 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 3423668 >># No Satan, he's alive through God.
>> [_] Anon 3423702 dumb fucker indeed
>> [_] Anon 3423704 MOOO MOOOOO >laughs in cow about some human getting trampled to death by a stampede

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[_] OHHH Anon 3381166 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3381202 TOP KEK
>> [_] Anon 3381213 did it died?
>> [_] Anon 3381229 >># Nah, it was fine after a bowl of chicken soup and a bit of bed rest.
>> [_] Anon 3381235 >># "aaaaaawww you dumb fucker!"
>> [_] Anon 3381237 >># lol does anyone else hear insane clown posse in the background?
>> [_] Anon 3381238 >># yes lol
>> [_] Anon 3381244 cow-to-beef.exe is currently running
>> [_] Anon 3381249 THAT'S how you make Beef Stroganoff!! BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS!!
>> [_] johndoe314 3381260 Well that's one way to make ground beef, I suppose.

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[_] i miss /f/ Anon 3329967
>> [_] Anon 3329974 cows r dum
>> [_] Anon 3329978 >># you know I get when a deer gets in your way because it's dark and it only sees a bright light not realizing it's gonna get hit but what the fuck is the deal with this cow? also is that a song playing in the background?
>> [_] Anon 3329997 bird vs camel >># maybe it was an activist opposing the railways that take away their meadows
>> [_] Anon 3329998 >># IS SHE OK?!
>> [_] Anon 3330003 >># ohhh chirpy
>> [_] Anon 3330007 >># Feels so GOOD in my egg-hole!...
>> [_] Anon 3330008 >># taste good tho
>> [_] Anon 3330023 >># >also is that a song playing in the background? yeah the train driver is listening to insane clown posse.
>> [_] Anon 3330025 >># How can you even tell?
>> [_] Anon 3330028 >># Fucking music, how do they work?
>> [_] Anon 3330036 >># It is definitely the main chorus of the song "Juggalo Homies." Our motha fuckin' [TRAIN HORN] HOMIES! [AHHHH YOU DUMB FUCKER] We throwin' up clown love signs *BDBDBDBDFFBDBDFFDDFF* HOMIES! HOMIES! Talkin' about the Road Dogs of mine
>> [_] Anon 3330081 >># ice poseidon?
>> [_] Anon 3330154 >># juggalos know
>> [_] Anon 3330172 >># Cobras, rats, chefs, and bats! https://youtu.be/G9DKoMSiDc4
>> [_] Anon 3330201 >># It's actually a bull, and bulls are pretty infamous for blindly charging anything that moves in whatever territory they decide to claim post puberty. This one apparently decided it was going to challenge the giant metal thing that keeps crossing its field.
>> [_] Anon 3330210 >># you're the fucking man now dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71BaEYoZ MsA
>> [_] Anon 3330231 >># but you're on /f/ anon
>> [_] Anon 3330259 >># This It's not like it didn't know there was potential danger involved, it just thought it could scare off the danger. It was probably like "wait shit this was a bad idea" the moment before getting hit. Had the train been able to move slower, it'd probably have backed off when it realized it was outmatched.

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>> [_] Anon 2824767 >># This is why cows deserve to be killed and eaten. Because they literally are good for nothing else.
>> [_] Anon 2824771 hes playing jugallo homies in the background lmao
>> [_] Anon 2824774 >># They're good for slightly slowing down trains.
>> [_] Anon 2824778 >># New train safety method, instead of having friction brakes and barricades we can just line up a shitload of cows.
>> [_] Anon 2824781 "NAWWWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER"
>> [_] Where do I find the source? 2824826 >># Did he died?
>> [_] Anon 2824876 >># "DAWWWWW THEY TOM FUCKER"*
>> [_] Anon 2824877 >># NAWWWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER they call them 'cow catchers' in front of trains for a reason, it woulda just gotten pushed off to the left
>> [_] Anon 2824908 >># Kow is kill. But that sure was one brave beef. He will be remembered for days to come. Pass the ketchup, please :)
>> [_] Anon 2824921 >># top kek! /Thread
>> [_] Anon 2824928 >># Cows used to not be dumber than a sack of bricks with downs, we just bred them into what they currently are.
>> [_] Anon 2824932 >># You're kidding, right? We're talking about the same animal in the same subfamily as bison, creatures that will stampede off of a cliff. Cattle have never been very smart, their only function in nature is to stand around eating grass, shitting everywhere, and get devoured by predators.
>> [_] Anon 2824939 I've hit a big fluffy dog and a deaf guy with my trains. :\ Felt worse about the fluffy dog since we were just light engines. Probably run over countless possums too. They love just walking right on the rail for some dumb reason.

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[_] Anon 2606581 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2606612 Funniest thing I've seen all day.
>> [_] Anon 2606618 I lost it at: "ohhhhhhh you dumb fucker...."
>> [_] Anon 2606661 I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at this. But you can't hear the impact, and you can hear the grinding. When did that sort of thing become hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2606675 >># Since you came to 4chan brother
>> [_] Anon 2606691 >># >># >># >># epic for the win brother xD
>> [_] Anon 2606741 hahaha ANIMALS DYING??!?!?!? FUCKING COMEDY GOLD LE EDGE INTENSIFIES
>> [_] Anon 2606756 >># chill nigga

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>> [_] Anon 2476739 >># was the cow ok?
>> [_] Anon 2476741 sauce on backround song
>> [_] Anon 2476746 Fun fact: Cows have almost no sense of self preservation.
>> [_] Anon 2476750 sauce
>> [_] Anon 2476755 This is why "Cow Catchers" were invented... For steaming onions.
>> [_] Anon 2476758 "Cow you dumb fuck" Lel
>> [_] Anon 2476762 >># Awwwww you dumb fucker*
>> [_] Anon 2476764 >># Close enough
>> [_] Anon 2476768 This cow committed suicide with dignity (before being turned into hamburger)
>> [_] Anon 2476788 >># *not even
>> [_] Anon 2476796 The last thing on that cow's mind was I AM IRON MAN
>> [_] Anon 2476807 >dat thundering sound why am I laughing harder than I should?
>> [_] Anon 2476811 >># hilarious [please go back to /b/
>> [_] Anon 2476877 "Finally... It all ends..."
>> [_] Anon 2476882 >># "homies" by insane clown possie...

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[_] Anon 2431674 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2431679 Cow secretly wan
>> [_] Anon 2431703 did it died
>> [_] Anon 2431706 This is why we are higher on the foodchain, suck it PETA
>> [_] Anon 2431709 that cow was possessed by the devil
>> [_] Anon 2431719 aww ya dum fucker
>> [_] Anon 2431733 >># FUCKING #REKT LITERALLY #REKT TRAIN: 1 DUMB FUCKING COW: 0
>> [_] Anon 2431738 >># Why was the devil trying to get hit by a train?
>> [_] Anon 2431743 >># he's up to something
>> [_] Anon 2431750 >># Is that "Homies" playing in the background??
>> [_] Anon 2431794 >># This is fucking brilliant. Made me lol harder than anything on 4chin yet tonight.
>> [_] Anon 2431796 >># the fucking cow just stands there, standing right in front of its death fuck
>> [_] Anon 2431842 >># Humans stand in front of trains too maybe the cow was depressed and had no katana to commit sudoku
>> [_] Anon 2431847 >># how does one sudoku with a katana? this sounds like hardcore mode.
>> [_] Anon 2431869 >># your newfag is showing
>> [_] Anon 2431880 >># It's kinda like the movie Branded, right?
>> [_] Anon 2431883 >># not him but using a katana for le stabbing stomach isn't even a fucking maymay >trying this hard to fit in
>> [_] Anon 2431897 >># >sudoku made me smile

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[_] Anon 2424007
>> [_] Anon 2424046 what happens next
>> [_] Anon 2424050 this kills the cow
>> [_] Anon 2424054 I didn't know John DiMaggio was a train conductor in his down time.
>> [_] xXgZusxCr15t<3r69Xx 2424055 awwwwwww ya dumb fucker

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[_] Anon 2300404
>> [_] Anon 2300405 dont wanna watch, does he ded?
>> [_] Anon 2300428 >In nature, we run from predators. >Not moving chunks of land.
>> [_] Anon 2300448 Was the Cow ok?
>> [_] Anon 2300461 cow went something like BMMMBPMPBMPMMBPBBPBMPMPBMP so yeah he aight

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[_] He's given up acting Anon 2297398
>> [_] Anon 2297439 I think dumb fucker was the perfect thing to say

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[_] Anon 2282668
>> [_] Anon 2282671 Cow wins
>> [_] Anon 2282672 OHHHHHHHHHH, YOU DUMB FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 2282673 Is the conductor listening to ICP?
>> [_] Anon 2282696 >># lol holy shit yeah. that's homies
>> [_] Anon 2282727 Who's dumber, the cow, or the Juggaloo we entrust on the rails. But then again, which way can he go, forward and backward?
>> [_] Anon 2282749 Did he died?
>> [_] Anon 2282791 >># underage and b&
>> [_] Anon 2282817 >># Please leave back to your shithole >>>/lgbt/

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[_] Anon 2240187
>> [_] Anon 2240190 I laughed way to hard for this, but fuck me this shit gold.
>> [_] Anon 2240204 what in the fuck is he masturbating while videoing this shit, it's like he's having a fucking parkinson shake
>> [_] Anon 2240206 >># The shocks on his multi-ton, multi-car train must be going out It's a fucking train
>> [_] Anon 2240207 >># you've obviously never rode in a freight train, shits especially bumpy on bridges
>> [_] Anon 2240210 The best part is the ICP in the background.
>> [_] Anon 2240212 And that's how Ground Beef is made!
>> [_] Anon 2240234 Aww you dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anon 2240257 Cow: Train, ALREADY C'N IT

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[_] penis fuck kevin 2234030
>> [_] Anon 2234034 remove cowbob
>> [_] Anon 2234050 that cow must have been hanging out on /d/ and decided to check out.
>> [_] Anon 2234052 >># Easy /k/ommando.
>> [_] Anon 2234054 awwwwwwww yadum fucker
>> [_] Anon 2234057 >># And just what's wrong with /d/? Have you not seen the light yet? You will, everyone comes around to /d/ eventually.
>> [_] Anon 2234086 Wasn't that a moose?
>> [_] Anon 2234127 Clearly a cow
>> [_] Anon 2234131 MOOve outta the way, cow!
>> [_] Anun 2234132 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2234134 He is listening to ICP
>> [_] Anon 2234138 >># fuckin trains, how do they work?
>> [_] Anon 2234139 >># Fuckin' MagLev trains.
>> [_] Anon 2234143 >># This mystery, its getting out of hand!
>> [_] Anon 2234145 >># I'm udderly mystified.
>> [_] Anon 2234153 This man's cadence really is the ribbon on the whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 2234171 AWWWW YA DUMB FUCKER. Every fucking time, holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 2234175 Those deflector things you see on on the front of old steam locomotives are called "cow catchers" so suicidal cows is apparently an old problem.
>> [_] Anon 2234178 >># They freeze up like deer do in the headlights.
>> [_] Anon 2234225 needs more cowbell
>> [_] Anon 2234247 >># We must show him the light

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>> [_] Anon 2232581 lol everytime
>> [_] Anon 2232586 are cows really that stupid?
>> [_] Anon 2232588 >># Nebraskan here. Yes. Cows really are that stupid. I've seen instances where cows tried sleeping on a hill, and then couldn't get up and died in that position because of it. They really are dumb as hell.
>> [_] Anon 2232603 >># what ahppened to cowe?!
>> [_] Anon 2232611 >># is cowe okay?!
>> [_] Anon 2232614 >># No, it got hit by a train. Its dead.
>> [_] Anon 2232622 >># rip cowe ;-;
>> [_] Anon 2232623 It should have known when to moove out of the way.
>> [_] Anon 2232624 >># >cow is dead no
>> [_] Anon 2232628 it died just like my ex girlfriend
>> [_] Anonymuos 2232629 >># anon cow is kill
>> [_] DaCapo 2232630 >># being a cow?
>> [_] Anon 2232641 remove cowbob
>> [_] Anon 2232642 this kills the cow
>> [_] Anon 2232644 And Not A Single Fuck Was Given By Either Train Or Cow
>> [_] Anon 2232646 inb4 edit that says "Aww you dumb knishes"
>> [_] Anon 2232649 >># but at least the cow is real
>> [_] Anon 2232651 >># the train could of had a cow catcher on the front altho i have no idea how reliable those are
>> [_] Anon 2232653 >># GB2 /K/
>> [_] Anon 2232657 wat is going on here
>> [_] Anon 2232658 >># I'm pretty sure that for 3000+ tons of freight train moving at, say, 40mph; the cowcatcher won't do anything but roll the shattered corpse off the track.
>> [_] Anon 2232659 MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>> [_] Anon 2232664 SOURCE???
>> [_] Anon 2232666 >># wow very laugh many funny wow
>> [_] Anon 2232667 >># NICE TRIPS MAH NIGGA
>> [_] Anon 2232669 i wonder how often shit like this happens
>> [_] Anon 2232675 WTF IS THIS REAL?????????????????????
>> [_] Anon 2232676 dat grinding noise.
>> [_] Anon 2232689 That cow probably had friends, and a family. What a selfish fucking cow.
>> [_] Anon 2232694 >># your origninal meaymay is really good man :£
>> [_] Anon 2232697 >># u mad bro?
>> [_] Anon 2232700 >># Railway line + farm. Step your game up anon, you should have been able to work that one out.
>> [_] Anon 2232701 >># wow new meme
>> [_] Anon 2232730 >># Getting railed?
>> [_] Anon 2232736 >># wow bro u rekt him sure good
>> [_] Anon 2232737 >># >/K/ wut
>> [_] Anon 2232739 suicide at it's best
>> [_] Anon 2232754 >># no
>> [_] Anon 2232765 Why is John DiMaggio driving a train over a cow?
>> [_] Anon 2232774 Somehow, the ICP really makes this.
>> [_] Anon 2232775 >># Rekt
>> [_] Anon 2232776 >># Clever
>> [_] Anon 2232786 >># RIP: Anon's hand. Lost to necrosis caused by excessive wanking.
>> [_] Micheil the Scotsman 2232837 >># http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-a-cow-ca tcher.htm#slideshow Cowcatchers were never meant to save anything, simply clear debris. Cow still kill.

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[_] Anon 2206478
>> [_] Anon 2206494 This is horrible...
>> [_] Anon 2206510 did he just kill slenderman?
>> [_] Anon 2206512 It wasn't the train that killed the cow. It was the music.
>> [_] Anon 2206529 >you can't stop trains especially not in NY
>> [_] Anon 2206537 Awwwww you dumb fucker!
>> [_] Anun 2206585 did it died?

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[_] Anon 2189205
>> [_] Anon 2189237 I laughed too hard at this...
>> [_] Anon 2189245 thats fucking cool
>> [_] Anon 2189271 You gotta mooooooooooooooooooooooove
>> [_] Anon 2189272 "Awww you dumb fucker" Moo?

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[_] awwww ya dumb fucker Anon 2077297
>> [_] Anon 2077299 awwww ya dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 2077325 I hope the train was ok
>> [_] Anon 2077334 omg did the cow died?
>> [_] Anon 2077340 I've never felt so awful and amused at the same time. I don't know what I'm feeling but it's new.
>> [_] Anon 2077341 Awww. I could have eaten that cow.
>> [_] Anon 2077346 god damn. didn't even bump the train
>> [_] Anon 2077348 awwww ya dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 2077354 >># awwww ya dumb fucker.
>> [_] sage 2077359 awwww ya dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 2077360 did they train died?
>> [_] Anon 2077373 Conductor listening to ICP. I would have expected a different response.
>> [_] Anon 2077376 >># >># Aren't /b/ may mays so funny! fuck off >>>/b/
>> [_] louise 2077378 >># awwww you clever fucker
>> [_] Anon 2077385 >awwww ya dumb fucker heh made me lol a bit.

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[_] lel Tachibana !!HoTjOvroLGZ 2010276
>> [_] Anon 2010278 Aw you dumb fuck
>> [_] Van Darkholme 2010293 Fuckin' C♂ws
>> [_] Anon 2010297 Someone hood this...and make the cow shoot a laser so it pushes the train backwards.
>> [_] Anon 2010299 >># yes, someone do this
>> [_] Anon 2010303 >># Why the fuck was 'Homies' by Insane Clown Posse going on in the background?
>> [_] Anon 2010314 Good thing he wasn't in Alaska. He would have hit a moose. And lost.
>> [_] Anon 2010316 >># Because the engineer was a juggalo duh. Looks like he was one of the lucky ones to escape the usual juggalo occupations, such as garbage man or portajohn flusher, ie all the jobs even mexicans won't do.
>> [_] Anon 2010359 Cho Cho Motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2010390 out of the way cow, here comes man

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[_] awwwww Anon 1898422 you dumb fucker Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1898426 Best thing on /f/ right now.
>> [_] Anon 1898437 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60xHc6JYU kM
>> [_] Anon 1898472 what a dumb fucker
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1898474 Is the cow allright? Did the cowcatcher catch the cow?
>> [_] Anon 1898603 >># define cowcatcher and the burger you probably just ate.
>> [_] Anon 1898634 I like trains.

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[_] Anon 1856361
>> [_] Anon 1856365 gound beef!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1856375 first thing i notice was homies in the background
>> [_] Anon 1856400 His voice really reminds me of John DiMaggio (Bender, Marcus Fenix, among others).
>> [_] Anon 1856404 lol i remember this flash
>> [_] Anon 1856450 I lose my shit everytime he goes "OOOOHHH YA DUMB FUCKER"
>> [_] Anon 1856458 I like trains
>> [_] Anon 1856463 >># yes you do son. yes you do.
>> [_] Anon 1856470 I was hoping it is this flash, when I read the file name and description. Thanks op.
>> [_] Anon 1856475 YOU SHALL NOT PA-
>> [_] Anon 1856483 they don't call the front end of a train a cow catcher for nothing
>> [_] Anon 1856487 >># but he stoped it well, he was dead then, but the train stopped after

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>> [_] Anon 1821665 I'll never get tired of the cadence he has. "Awwwwwwww you dumb-fucker."
>> [_] Anon 1821683 >># I always smile when I hear him say that.
>> [_] Anon 1821686 >># When remember what this was a half second into it I started letting out a hearty giggle which evovled into noisy laughter as I heard him say that
>> [_] Anon 1821696 aww, that cow survived! the train passed right over it!
>> [_] Anon 1821710 >># Lol, your delusion of reality is funny. That train just went right over the cow, like there was an invisible bridge over it. The train did not make that cow into McDonald's food.
>> [_] Anon 1821712 >># >not being able to hear the thumping sound of a cow being torn apart by a train
>> [_] Anon 1821762 >ICP - Homies playing in background We talk'n about HOMIES HOMIES, talk'n about those dogs of liiiif-BOO-OO-OF
>> [_] Anon 1821763 OOHHH YOU ARE DONE FUCKER!! POW.
>> [_] Anon 1821777 fun fact, theres lots of people ending the same way evry year
>> [_] Anon 1821792 YEAAAH! IM DRIVING DOWN THE TRACKS AND THERES A COW AWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 1821802 >># LOL
>> [_] Anon 1821818 >># >># > not understanding sarcasm haahwaaw
>> [_] Anon 1821819 Crap, I didn't see the end, who won again?
>> [_] Anon 1821834 >># thought i was the only one hearin that
>> [_] Anon 1821850 >># /v/pls
>> [_] Anon 1821867 Anyone else find it weird that there wasn't another bull anywhere around? Like this one bull was on a cross country voyage and just couldn't go on anymore.
>> [_] Anon 1821870 >># AWWWWWWWW YOU DUMBFUCKER!!!
>> [_] Anon 1821894 and people wonder why we eat them.
>> [_] Anon 1821896 Winner by knockout, F40PH.
>> [_] Anon 1821935 >># Someone make this a reality please
>> [_] Anon 1821938 >># How could a train turn the cow into meat of that low quality?
>> [_] Anon 1822014 F40PH collides with furry.

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[_] train vs. cow Anon 1781306 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1781317 nggooowwwohhhh you dumb fucker
>> [_] Cow that got ran over 1781324 Moo?
>> [_] Anon 1781330 lmao
>> [_] Anon 1781334 who won?
>> [_] Cow that got ran over 1781335 Fuck you timmy
>> [_] Anon 1781342 I wish we all could face our mortality with such silent dignity.
>> [_] Anon 1781358 lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1781380 >># >implying that cows can understand the concept of dignity.
>> [_] Anon 1781404 >># implying that humans can understand the concept of mortality
>> [_] Anon 1781411 >RENAMING YOU CANT STOP TRAINS why
>> [_] Anon 1781413 >># What a -tender- moment...
>> [_] Anon 1781416 The cow survived, but all four legs were amputated. He sadly spent the rest of his life as ground beef.
>> [_] Anon 1781428 >># Yes, please.
>> [_] Anon 1781429 >NAWWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 1781430 >># Most humans would get out of the way of a speeding train. The 404 number suits your post.
>> [_] Anon 1781431 Cow: Oh, look! That big cow is mooing at me and coming this way. Maybe they want to hang out on... *whoompf, splat, clunk clunk clunk*
>> [_] Anon 1781432 Great. Now all the activists are going to vealify the train conductor for not swerving or someshit.
>> [_] Anon 1781438 WE TALKING BOUT HOMIES HOMIES WE ARE MOTHERFUCKING HOMIES HOMIES WE ARE JUGGALO HOMIES HOMIES
>> [_] Anon 1781439 With so much at steak, I'm surprised it would chuck it's life away by crossing the topside of that rail trestle rather than skirting round the flank.
>> [_] Anon 1781440 awesome
>> [_] Anon 1781456 Aww You dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1781459 Just love the fact Juggalo homies was playing through the video
>> [_] Anon 1781462 >># http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/4 99761
>> [_] Anon 1781484 I normally don't laugh at this stuff but I couldn't help it this time.
>> [_] Anon 1781493 So... did the cow win?
>> [_] Anon 1781494 >># at our mad cow punn(t)ing skillz?
>> [_] Anon 1781533 ICP in the background made me lol
>> [_] Anon 1781535 I'm proud of you /f/. 28 replies about a 12 second clip that's not just petty bickering.
>> [_] Anon 1781549 I like trains.
>> [_] Anon 1781551 >># trains are gay. what the fuck is wrong with you faggot
>> [_] Anon 1781555 >># And not a single fuck was given this day.
>> [_] Anon 1781556 >># >Selphie.

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[_] who will win Anon 1774628 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1774629 the sound is golden. ''Aawww you dumb fuck!'' *gungrrgnrnrngnnrngnnrng*
>> [_] Anon 1774635 This was so perfect. I can hardly breathe how hard I'm laughing
>> [_] Anon 1774673 If anyone ever gives you shit for eating meat, just show them this video.
>> [_] Anon 1774696 Yeaaaaaah I'm rolling down the tracks...
>> [_] Anon 1774699 >># cow plz gtfo ill stop and stare i said gtfo ill stand right here
>> [_] Anon 1774704 >># Fly the bird. This video made me think I should feel bad for the cow. But, what the fuck. You dumb fucker indeed.
>> [_] Anon 1774754 What ICP song is he listening to?
>> [_] Anon 1774771 How would this cow even survive in the wild? would it do the same thing if an elephant or a pack of buffalo came running at him?
>> [_] Anon 1774780 >># >survive in the wild It fucking wouldn't you count, its a domesticated animal. That means centuries of selective breeding to produce a sedate, tractable beast that only wants eat, make milk, get fat and get eaten. That's the whole point of domestication, cranking out something that neither wants to nor is able to survive without human interaction.
>> [_] Anon 1774787 >># If what you said is true, no wonder it killed itself.
>> [_] Anon 1774837 Winner by triple knockout... F40PH!

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[_] train vs cow because we all need to watch it again 1769166 Aw ya dumb fucker Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1769167 Silly cow. Tracks are for trains.
>> [_] Anon 1769175 is it wrong that i laughed at this
>> [_] Anon 1769180 It's not funny what happened to the cow, obviously. What is most funny about it is the fact that the guy could not possibly think of anything else to say at that exact moment!
>> [_] Anon 1769187 That cow's expression... "Moo.... you ain't gonna do shit.... moooo*SLAM*"
>> [_] Anon 1769194 Well that's One way to make Ground Beef...
>> [_] Anon 1769206 >># And deliver it at the same time as well
>> [_] Anon 1769213 cow: whats the password train: don't need one
>> [_] Anon 1769240 The best part of this clip is the ICP playing in the background.
>> [_] Anon 1769279 The guy who says "Ahh you dumb fucker" Its Blaze Ya Dead Homie :D
>> [_] Anon 1769283 Homies!
>> [_] Anon 1769298 nigger juggalo kikes
>> [_] Anon 1769340 Cow what are you doing on the tracks? You're not a train. Tracks are for trains.
>> [_] Anon 1769364 Eventually evolution will instill the instinct among these animals, that tracks are for trains, and you avoid trains.
>> [_] Anon 1769378 I feel like this happened in Georgia. I'm just sure it did.
>> [_] Anon 1769381 I've watched this about 30 times, now. What am I doing?

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[_] >># f4r !HanakoDlmg 1737243 Beef makes me happy Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1737247 That's what happens when you don't move, cow.
>> [_] Anon 1737248 what a dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 1737291 >"Aww, you dumb fucker." Gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 1737294 Was the cow fine afterwards?
>> [_] Anon 1737317 did he died?
>> [_] Anon 1737318 >># >># He got away with only a bruised ego and a few bumps and scraps. Nothing serious.
>> [_] Anon 1737319 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yuPFsMao 14&feature=player_embedded
>> [_] Anon 1737346 nah bitch that cows a juggalo and juggalos never die!!
>> [_] Anon 1737349 HOMIES, HOMIES Throwin up those clown love siigns-BOOF
>> [_] Anon 1737366 >># HOW THE FUCK IS THAT NOT DEAD?
>> [_] Anon 1737374 >># It's dead. They are in denial.
>> [_] Anon 1737377 >># THAT'S CALLED BEING UNDEAD.
>> [_] Anon 1737400 >># Portions of the brain and brain stem as still active. Like a chicken running around with its head cut off. Notice how it seems like its trying to start walking but can't really get started? Lack of brain function.
>> [_] Anon 1737401 >># Notice what? It disappears from sight before it collides with the train /never to be seen again/
>> [_] Anon 1737403 >># How about you look at what each post is in reply to? Things tend to get clearer that way.

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[_] It's trueAnonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:09No.1714669 You just can't stop trains.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:12No.1714672 Aww, you dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:40No.1714689 Nigga got fucked up.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)00:41No.1714691 Cow catchers.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)01:01No.1714705 Lambo. I think this video need only be shown to kids every year in those pointless school assemblies. XD Then this would likely stop all together.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)01:03No.1714706 This is why I can't really feel animal rights empathy for cows and deer. They are the dumbest of vertebrates. Even insects have better survival instincts than to just stand as a really large and loud thing is moving towards you at a brisk pace. I've hit 3 deer in my time before even graduating high school. Luckily in college my living place was a bit more urban. I actually got one of those "cages" in front of the grill for my truck after sophomore year in high school: not because I was an over-compensating fag, but because that shit saved me thousands of dollars in repair costs because I hit deer going 45mph twice after installing those. They fucking wait at the road for hours before crossing, only doing so in a panic once a car comes by. I eat most meats with neutrality towards the beast, but deer meat? deer jerky? I eat that food proudly because no doubt in my mind that fucker deserved it for being so fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)01:23No.1714715 aww ya dun fuck'er
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)01:31No.1714719 >># >Even insects have better survival instincts than to just stand as a really large and loud thing is moving towards you at a brisk pace. Humans do that too. I can't count the times I've been driving down a road and some grandma starts to pull out in front of me from a side street, only to suddenly notice me and slam on the brakes with her car blocking the road, forcing me to stop to avoid hitting her.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)02:25No.1714742 Is he listening to ICP?
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)02:28No.1714744 Is he okay?
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)02:31No.1714745 >># Yes. Yes he is.
>> [_] Anonymous07/07/12(Sat)03:29No.1714776 Somebody should email it to PETA

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[_] [L] Anon 1693525 ohhhhh you dumb fucker Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1693550 Not a single fuck was given by the cow, even at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1693591 damn, i bet 50 bucks on the cow.
>> [_] Anon 1693626 Homies playing in the back ground !
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1693642 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you make hamburger
>> [_] Anon 1693646 >># YFW the cow was committing suicide to avoid becoming hamburger.
>> [_] Anon 1693647 Stand up for what you believe in and nobody can push you around. Unless they have a train.
>> [_] Anon 1693649 seen this so many times but it still makes me lol
>> [_] Anon 1693676 just like minecraft.
>> [_] Anon 1693679 I could watch that all day.
>> [_] Anon 1693725 Great now i'm stuck listening to this the rest of the day again... Trains just don't stop. I like how at the last second the cow tries to turn away like "wait oh shi...."
>> [_] Anon 1693755 Cow: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
>> [_] Anon 1693792 RIP the cow that thinks its superman.
>> [_] Anon 1693796 "I refuse to live in a world where trains don't stop for me!" shine on you retarded diamond

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[_] [?] Anon 1683340
>> [_] Anon 1683343 You shall not pass!
>> [_] Anon 1683350 The cow represents middle class America, and the train represents American mega-corporations.
>> [_] Anon 1683385 >># nooo the cow represented a cow, and the train was a goddamn mother fucking train.
>> [_] Anon 1683390 >># Oh shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 1683394 >># kill yourself
>> [_] Anon 1683396 >># you ever met a phore?
>> [_] Anon 1683405 the real tragedy of this is the brake sounds make it impossible to hear the thud and crunch sounds. If only he'd kept going full speed...
>> [_] Anon 1683406 Is he listening to ICP?
>> [_] Anon 1683416 >># I'm pretty sure that wasn't the brakes you heard
>> [_] Anon 1683417 OMG did it die???????
>> [_] Anon 1683419 >># what was it, the horn?
>> [_] Anon 1683430 >># Cows can't make sound from there, moran
>> [_] Repost-chan 1683440 >># >># >MFW train brakes no long sound like a loud as fuck, high pitched steel-on-steel screeching, but rather the sound of a cow getting dragged underneath a train against gravel and tracks. >MFW you're 12 years old.

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[_] [L] Trains just don't stop Anon 1677092 Oh you dumb fucker....
>> [_] Anon 1677094 *that grinding sound*
>> [_] Anon 1677132 That cow ok?
>> [_] Anon 1677134 >># just fine...
>> [_] Anon 1677139 This is what cow catchers were invented for.
>> [_] Anon 1677143 >># "Oh, you dumb fucker!" Get's me every time.
>> [_] Anon 1677155 And that kids is how we make hamburgers.
>> [_] Anon 1677189 Is he listening to Insane Clown Posse?
>> [_] Cadfael !9pQJBLbHI. 1677251 rip

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[_] [?] The ancient aliens tried to stop trains Anon 1665650 and they're not around any more so yeah. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1665669 >holy dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 1665670 >># >Ohhh you dumb fucker. obligatory omg did he died???
>> [_] Anon 1665671 I gotta say you've made my night that had me laughing so hard I wokeup the room mate...
>> [_] Anon 1665700 MOOOOOO SHALL NOT PASS!
>> [_] Anon 1665724 So that's how they make ground beef.
>> [_] +1 Anon 1665749 Ohawwwwyoudumbfucker
>> [_] Anon 1665751 I guess that cow.... didn't train hard enough YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1665779 >># rofl
>> [_] Anon 1665784 Banned in india.
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1665817 This makes me laugh every time I see it.
>> [_] Anime Hater Fag 1665868 >># hahaha!
>> [_] Anon 1665871 Train engineers listen to ICP
>> [_] Anon 1665872 >># pffft hahaha!
>> [_] Anon 1665879 >># >># >># please stop
>> [_] Anon 1665900 can't stop the train baby

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[_] [?] Not even if you're a cow Anon 1655727
>> [_] Anon 1655738 mooooooooooooooooooooooooove
>> [_] Anon 1655829 Where was Animal Man?
>> [_] Anon 1655835 Is that ICP in the back round?
>> [_] Anon 1655836 unh
>> [_] Anon 1655866 in india he would stop the fucking train even if it will kill the passangers
>> [_] Anon 1655903 This is like when LulzSec went up against the U.S. Gov't.
>> [_] Anon 1655919 My mother was a cow and I feel offended.

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[_] [L] Anon 1642517 you dumb fucker. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1642534 That cow thought he could stop a train. You can't stop trains.
>> [_] Anon 1642535 omg did he died
>> [_] Anon 1642549 >># omg he is dead
>> [_] Anon 1642552 YOU SHALL NOT PASS
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1642561 Is the cow furry?
>> [_] Greenskull 1642577 should be renamed cow obliterator, not catcher.
>> [_] Anon 1642611 Train operators listen to Insane Clown Posse??
>> [_] Anon 1642618 >># more like a grease slick now
>> [_] Anon 1642626 >># only when they are smashing cows
>> [_] Anon 1642638 I fought the train and the... train won
>> [_] Anon 1642639 I guess that cow wanted to be a triain when it grew up...
>> [_] Anon 1642656 Cow suicide?
>> [_] sage 1642687 >># MOO SHALL NOT PASS!
>> [_] Anon 1642694 >># Here I thought I was the only one who caught that. Sounded like "Juggalo Homies - The Wraith : Shangri-La" I only know that due to a former life.
>> [_] Anon 1642698 Survival of the fittest at work

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[_] [L] Anon 1623065 YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1623076 Lol, the Conductor makes me laugh every time I see this video. "Oh! You dumb fucker!"
>> [_] Anon 1623082 It's pretty hilarious that the cow doesn't even flinch as the train is about to hit. What a dumb fucker.
>> [_] 10n1z3d 1623084 Transformers! Transform!!!
>> [_] Anon 1623085 >># It's an animal that just stands there as we turn it to delicious meat. Anything smart would run.
>> [_] Anon 1623086 >># Fuckin' seconded. Cow - "This is me giving a fuck"
>> [_] Anon 1623092 >># If someone could make that into a gif with the caption coming up as the train runs over him I would be in your debt.
>> [_] Anon 1623095 cows sure are fucking stupid
>> [_] Anon 1623104 It was hilarious, the sound it made when the train hit it. "BOOM"
>> [_] Anon 1623109 >># this is why we eat them.
>> [_] Anon 1623110 COME AT ME BRO
>> [_] Anon 1623114 does anyone recognize the song in the background
>> [_] Anime Hater Fag 1623119 omg i laughed way to much
>> [_] Anon 1623126 >># fucking lost it. because of this post. thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1623128 fucking cows
>> [_] Anon 1623129 Cows aren't bright, but we must appreciate what we eat. This is comedy gold though.
>> [_] Anon 1623136 Protip: the cow actually won.
>> [_] Anon 1623139 But who was phone?
>> [_] Anon 1623146 Cow watched Lots And Lots Of Trains.swf too many times.
>> [_] Anon 1623150 There are people who get paid just to clean blood and guts off the bottom of trains.
>> [_] Anon 1623163 Cow: What's the password Train: Don't need one.
>> [_] Anon 1623165 And sadly animal rights people think these idiotic creatures shouldn't be eaten. They're just asking for it. Goddamn, its a wonder they've survived on this planet this long.
>> [_] Anon 1623166 What's even worse is cow's aren't as stupid as people think. Especially when they're young. They don't become stupid so much as they quit giving a flying fuck. Now deer. That's a stupid fucking animal. If you've ever lived in the country, then you can relate. I have been hit by deer. Driving along. See deer in the ditch. Come to a complete stop before they get on the road. One trips over my bumper, another rams head first into my door. :| Gave itself a concussion cause the damn thing stumbled away all drunk. Dented the shit outta my door and busted my window in the middle of winter. This was in the middle of the day. :| Cows can't see what's in front of them due to how their eyes are set. It literally never saw the train coming. I don't know why these wide-set animals don't turn to have their eye FACE the fucking noise, but oh well. Cows are still more delicious.
>> [_] Anon 1623176 my fucking sides
>> [_] Anon 1623182 God I love the sound it makes
>> [_] Anon 1623185 >># yah same thing happens with domesticated turkies wild turkies get away from most predators on smarts alone domesticated turkies drown from looking up while it's raining
>> [_] Anon 1623187 >># >Cows can't see what's in front of them due to how their eyes are set. I never thought of that.
>> [_] Anon 1623188 >># >Goddamn, its a wonder they've survived on this planet this long. The reason cows are still around is because we humans protect them and breed them. Because they are useful to us.
>> [_] Anon 1623195 >># deer butting your door was probably a "get the fuck out of mah hood motherfucker" gesture instead of trying to cross the road.

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[_] [L] AWWWWW YOU DUMB FUCKER Anon 1548042 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1548051 that Mr Anderson, is the sound of inevitability...
>> [_] Anon 1548052 WIAT, DID THE COW DIED?
>> [_] Anon 1548059 MOOOOOOOOOO SHALL NOT PASS!
>> [_] Anon 1548062 >># no, the cow paramedics got to him in time
>> [_] Anon 1548064 >># that's a relief
>> [_] i liked it, thanksgiving owing to you pro posting Neekruidexi 1548069 bare small - thanks :) <a href=http://www.kesem-matok.co.il/%D7%91 %D7%A8-%D7%9E%D7%AA%D7%95%D7%A7%D7%99%D7% 9D.asp>בר מתוקים</a> <a href=http://www.kesem-matok.co.il/>בר ממתקים</a> <a href=http://www.kesem-matok.co.il/%D7%91 %D7%9C%D7%95%D7%A0%D7%99%D7%9D-%D7%9C%D7% 90%D7%99%D7%A8%D7%9 5%D7%A2%D7%99%D7%9D.asp>בלונים לאירועים</a> <a href=http://www.kesem-matok.co.il/>בר ממתקים</a>
>> [_] Anon 1548163 Come at me br-
>> [_] Anon 1548165 THUMP! Lol!
>> [_] Godwyn 1548171 And that, children is how natural selection works.
>> [_] Anon 1548183 Song in the backround is ICP - Homies
>> [_] Anon 1548252 >># you're not very old, are you?
>> [_] Anon 1548264 So is that how hamburgers are made for the restaurant car in the back?
>> [_] Anon 1548273 >># you dumb fucker.

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[_] [L] Anon 1540795 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1540798 Anything versus trains is doomed.
>> [_] Anon 1540799 Aw you dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1540815 The noise the cow made while being run over sounds very satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 1540820 lmfao lolololololololololol
>> [_] Anon 1540823 "dear passengers, there has been a change in the meal. We now serve Steak for a limited time in the service cart."
>> [_] Anon 1540841 yiff in pieces
>> [_] Anon 1540880 Moo? ._.
>> [_] Anon 1540932 MOO SHALL NOT PASS!
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 1540937 back to the top with you b4 you 404!!
>> [_] Anon 1540976 so the cow won right?
>> [_] Anon 1540977 >># what about another train?
>> [_] Anon 1540980 >># Both trains are doomed in that scenario.
>> [_] Anon 1540984 what about a mountain vs a train?!
>> [_] Anon 1540987 Aaaaaaww you dumb fucker!
>> [_] Anon 1540992 this is how furry should be!
>> [_] Anon 1540997 Am I the only one who heard "Homies" by Insane Clown Posse in the background?
>> [_] Anon 1541003 He sounds like Blaze ya Dead homie.... On tour maybe?
>> [_] Anon 1541006 homies ICP wut
>> [_] Anon 1541055 Sometimes you have to say "no, you move"

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[_] [L] Anon 1527361 aww you dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 1527396 HOMIES
>> [_] Anon 1527401 come at me bro
>> [_] Anon 1527424 hahahahahahahahaha, fatality, train wins
>> [_] Anon 1527448 awwwwwww you dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 1527482 >># Not very likely actually, cows are also really tough fuckers that can get smacked with a cow catcher at 60 mph and get off with only minor bruising (whereas a human in the same situation would pop like a balloon on impact).
>> [_] Anon 1527485 that cow didn't want to live anymore
>> [_] Anon 1527492 BWAAAOOOOOOOOOOHHH Awww yah dumb fucker. Hahaha.
>> [_] Anon 1527494 >># Flawless victory
>> [_] Anon 1527516 I wish I conducted trains.

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[_] [?] Anon 1517300 awwwwww you dumb fucker Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1517313 Silly cow. You belong on a bun, not under a train.
>> [_] Anon 1517318 It commited suicide because it was born black.
>> [_] Anon 1517365 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
>> [_] Anon 1517366 AWW YOU DUMB FUCKER
>> [_] Anon 1517367 ....I know what the conductor is thinking. "I'm gonna have to clean that up. Fuck."
>> [_] Anon 1517400 Fuck you I'm a cow!
>> [_] Anon 1517402 i guess im the only one who recognizes homies by icp playing in the background woop woop mmfcl
>> [_] Anon 1517420 hahahhahaha its even better on loop!

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[_] [L] Anon 1506503 you dumb fucker Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1506509 awww you dumb fucker.
>> [_] Anon 1506512 awwww you dumb fucker
>> [_] Anon 1506513 my poor innocent mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train
>> [_] Anon 1506515 He sounded like he was going to have to wash the cow off the front of the train.
>> [_] Anon 1506526 That cow didn't even budge. Took that train on like a one-man army. Stoic motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 1506528 Dumb fucker....or suicidal?
>> [_] Anon 1506538 >># Fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1506575 bahahaha! why am I laughing so hard?
>> [_] Anon 1506576 He's thinkin "damn. I ain't cleaning that"
>> [_] Anon 1506578 is that ICP playing in the background? seems fitting.
>> [_] Anon 1506586 poor cow.
>> [_] Anon 1506587 that was the bravest, dumbest cow
>> [_] Anon 1506588 That cow had some cajones Like an asian at Tiananmen square COME AT ME BRO
>> [_] Just another F40PH killing cancer 1506590 Make way furfag, WOO WOOOO!
>> [_] Anon 1506595 I love the "ka-thunk-ah-thunk-ah-thiunk' and then the sound stops as the bulk of the messy meat goo goes under the train.
>> [_] Anon 1506606 I expected the cow to like, explode and spray blood everywhere. Oh well. Still made me laugh.
>> [_] Anon 1506628 >># Probably made a small splatter that you would have seen if you were on the ground next to it. I don't think the cow even understood what was happening. There's pretty much nothing in a cow's evolutionary biology that prepares them for confronting a moving wall of metal. And since they're domesticated, they don't even understand running away anymore. "A cow is a machine that makes grass fit for humans to eat."
>> [_] TheDoctor !!28gdCQVqYcm 1506639 I guess that cow became ground beef.
>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 1506658 1chan tech
>> [_] Anon 1506659 I shouldn't be laughing at this, I really shouldn't. But I am; very hard I might add.
>> [_] Anon 1506671 Ha that was totally ICP-Homies playing in the background! xD
>> [_] Anon 1506686 >># I was expecting someone to be so stupid that they think Hollywood special effects happen in real life. And that's sad. The cow probably survived, they can take getting hit by a train if it has a proper cow catcher (and most trains do, because the cleanup is a pain). Probably rolled about 200 yards, got back up, and thought, "okay, I guess that was a bad idea after all."
>> [_] Anon 1506688 F40PH F*** YEAH take that furries
>> [_] Anon 1506689 >># actually that was probably a bull... and if he survived he probably got laid by an entire herd of cows for doing that, cows are weird that way
>> [_] Anon 1506690 >># thats true but there are animals caught on tape exploding on impact. . .cop hitting a deer is a prime example so they won't understand a train not doing the same to a cow even though it can have a cow catcher.
>> [_] Anon 1506694 I'm crying from laughter here. GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa....damn
>> [_] Anon 1506721 now i know why people worship them
>> [_] Anon 1506723 >># yes, i'm sure the rumbling and crunching heard after he was hit was just the conductor farting...it was obviously run over, not to mention it was FACING the train head on i can see it being thrown to the side if it got hit sideways...but this was head on
>> [_] Anon 1506726 poor cow, probably broke half of it's bones instantly, and quite possibly lived after the initial impact too... >># no kidding, makes this hard to believe though... especially how the guy just happened to be filming when this happened... >># あなた哑ублюдок
>> [_] Anon 1506736 I'd imagine after being hit by a train, that steak would be extremely tender.
>> [_] Anon 1506740 i cant believe you done this
>> [_] Anon 1506743 >># >cow catcher maybe in the wild west, but do modern day train have them? i cant remember a single one that ive seen that had one
>> [_] Anon 1506747 I guess you could say.....the cow became ground beef......YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!