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[_] [L] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)07:58 No.

  you dumb fucker

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>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)08:13 No.

  awww you dumb fucker.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)08:18 No.

  awwww you dumb fucker

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)08:18 No.

  my poor innocent mother
  she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)08:25 No.

  He sounded like he was going to have to wash the cow off the front of the train.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)09:18 No.

  That cow didn't even budge. Took that train on like a one-man army.

  Stoic motherfucker.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)09:19 No.

  Dumb fucker....or suicidal?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)09:48 No.

  >>1506526

  Fucking lol'd

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)11:32 No.

  bahahaha! why am I laughing so hard?

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)11:38 No.

  He's thinkin "damn. I ain't cleaning that"

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)11:51 No.

  is that ICP playing in the background?
  seems fitting.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)12:36 No.

  poor cow.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)12:38 No.

  that was the bravest, dumbest cow

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)12:39 No.

  That cow had some cajones
  Like an asian at Tiananmen square
  COME AT ME BRO

>> [_] Just another F40PH killing cancer 05/06/11(Fri)12:43 No.

  Make way furfag, WOO WOOOO!

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)12:51 No.

  I love the "ka-thunk-ah-thunk-ah-thiunk' and then the sound stops as the bulk of the messy meat
  goo goes under the train.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)13:20 No.

  I expected the cow to like, explode and spray blood everywhere.

  Oh well. Still made me laugh.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)15:00 No.

  >>1506606
  Probably made a small splatter that you would have seen if you were on the ground next to it.

  I don't think the cow even understood what was happening. There's pretty much nothing in a cow's
  evolutionary biology that prepares them for confronting a moving wall of metal. And since they're
  domesticated, they don't even understand running away anymore.

  "A cow is a machine that makes grass fit for humans to eat."

>> [_] TheDoctor !!28gdCQVqYcm 05/06/11(Fri)15:41 No.

  I guess that cow became ground beef.

>> [_] Cain !!GBvgNM4tK9g 05/06/11(Fri)16:44 No.

  1chan tech

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)16:44 No.

  I shouldn't be laughing at this, I really shouldn't. But I am; very hard I might add.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)17:48 No.

  Ha that was totally ICP-Homies playing in the background! xD

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)18:24 No.

  >>1506606

  I was expecting someone to be so stupid that they think Hollywood special effects happen in real
  life.

  And that's sad.

  The cow probably survived, they can take getting hit by a train if it has a proper cow catcher
  (and most trains do, because the cleanup is a pain). Probably rolled about 200 yards, got back
  up, and thought, "okay, I guess that was a bad idea after all."

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)18:31 No.

  F40PH F*** YEAH
  take that furries

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)18:35 No.

  >>1506686
  actually that was probably a bull... and if he survived he probably got laid by an entire herd of
  cows for doing that, cows are weird that way

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)18:43 No.

  >>1506686

  thats true but there are animals caught on tape exploding on impact. . .cop hitting a deer is a
  prime example so they won't understand a train not doing the same to a cow even though it can
  have a cow catcher.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)18:57 No.

  I'm crying from laughter here.
  GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaa....damn

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)20:13 No.

  now i know why people worship them

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)20:18 No.

  >>1506686
  yes, i'm sure the rumbling and crunching heard after he was hit was just the conductor
  farting...it was obviously run over, not to mention it was FACING the train head on

  i can see it being thrown to the side if it got hit sideways...but this was head on

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)20:26 No.

  poor cow, probably broke half of it's bones instantly, and quite possibly lived after the initial
  impact too...
  >>1506526
  no kidding, makes this hard to believe though...
  especially how the guy just happened to be filming when this happened...
  >>1506588
  あなた哑ублюдок

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)21:03 No.

  I'd imagine after being hit by a train, that steak would be extremely tender.

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)21:45 No.

  i cant believe you done this

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)21:48 No.

  >>1506690
  >cow catcher
  maybe in the wild west, but do modern day train have them? i cant remember a single one that ive
  seen that had one

>> [_] Anonymous 05/06/11(Fri)21:58 No.

  I guess you could say.....the cow became ground beef......YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!