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[_] I promise. Anon 3429070

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[_] Anon 3128390 I wish Avery (ajrdt) was still looking for songs, I didn't figure out he wanted chiller stuff until that third thread. Or 5th or whatever number it was. Either way, post your favorite songs or songs from your Sacred file, songs you only listen to every couple of months because they feel so good you don't want to diminish the amazing feeling they give you. Or just songs so good that they never have gotten old, no matter how many times you've heard them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa_mRQ79 G24
>> [_] Anon 3128392 Word on the street is that dolphin males cum so hard their sperm can hit you with lethal force, and dolphin females have vaginas so tight they will completely shear off the average human penis.
>> [_] Anon 3128393 >># both of those claims are false, though male dolphins can accidentally cause internal harm with their muscular and incredibly prehensile peens
>> [_] Anon 3128404 >># that one's true, Dolphins can pick up rings with their dicks. They have actual tentacle penises
>> [_] Anon 3128423 >># daths hawt >># daths hawt >># daths hawt

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[_] I swear Entirely Trustworthy Individual 2989184
>> [_] Anon 2989186 >># Please die.
>> [_] Anon 2989188 You lied to me
>> [_] Anon 2989189 >># On the internet?!?
>> [_] Anon 2989194 quick someone post the dolphin sex pasta by the way, im pretty sure thats a dude
>> [_] Anon 2989195 I think I'll pass on this seafood!
>> [_] Anon 2989196 >># doesn't matter had sex!
>> [_] Anon 2989204 It's not a lie. Just dolphin fellatio.
>> [_] Anon 2989219 It's OK everyone. You may not have recognized him without his trademark gay orange suit, but the guy was Aquaman (it's obvious when you hear him scream), so it's more like he's molesting one of his subjects than abusing an animal.
>> [_] Anon 2989223 >># Why do you call it abuse when the dolphin was obviously consenting?
>> [_] Anon 2989227 I called it molesting and called it NOT abuse. One can molest with consent. And happy dolphins lactate more.
>> [_] Anon 2989241 >># it is a dude. that dolphin clearly has a penis.
>> [_] Anon 2989248 >># It's a breast, and as the previous guy said, she was happily lactating, mens don't have mammary glands, nor lactate.
>> [_] Anon 2989250 >># How do you know it's not a feminine dolphin penis?
>> [_] Anon 2989262 wow
>> [_] Anon 2989270 >># I just looked into it, yeah I guess that is it's breast. Seriously though, that's pretty strange. I suppose it's like a video out of context of a guy using bull semen to impregnate a cow with the intent that the cow produces good offspring.
>> [_] Anon 2989287 why
>> [_] Anon 2989296 That was piss, f am. They don't cum that quick.
>> [_] Anon 2989297 hawt senpai..

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[_] Anon 2877529 ;)
>> [_] Anon 2877534 Nothing new under the sun. If you are disturbed by this, leave /f/ now and forever more.
>> [_] Anon 2877577 JUST POPPED ONE ;)
>> [_] Anon 2877590 ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) Would fuck again
>> [_] Anon 2877594 dunno mate this looks an awful lot like dolphin sex
>> [_] Anon 2877597 something tells me this is dolphin sex
>> [_] Anon 2877608 Everytime this is posted, I always hope it's a guy fucking a dolphin. I never get to see one of those.
>> [_] Anon 2877619 tfw ive fapped to this exact same vid a few years back i had a weird 2 day dolphin fetish phase
>> [_] Anon 2877642 >># who hasn't anon, who hasn't...
>> [_] Anon 2877647 But for what reason?
>> [_] Anon 2877671 I don't consider oral as "sex" I guess maybe if you specified "oral sex" but otherwise "sex" includes penetration into orifices other than the mouth

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[_] Anon 2583499 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2583555 >># >interspecies >gay At least be a girl, dammit!
>> [_] Anon 2583566 >># that's one way to get your Omega 3.
>> [_] Anon 2583575 Is taht apple store?...Always thought it's something related
>> [_] Anon 2583578 >># You sit on a throne of lies
>> [_] Anon 2583678 thats a blowjob

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[_] yes Anon 2495080
>> [_] Anon 2495091 Ok so what exactly was that then if it was not dolphin sex?
>> [_] Anon 2495094 >># blow/handjobs dont count
>> [_] Anon 2495095 >># so dolphin intimacy according to the clinton definition of 'sex'
>> [_] Anon 2495096 >># It depends on what your definition of 'definition' is.
>> [_] Anon 2495100 I wonder how that dolphin trainer hasn't hanged himself out of self-loathing yet. I mean, really, how far does one have to sink to get to the point where you're putting animal cock in your mouth?
>> [_] Anon 2495103 >># unless he's the one posting these he hasn't started posting on 4chan yet, so he probably hasn't sunk even half as low as us.
>> [_] Anon 2495104 >># Yeah, should have fucked it in the blowhole like a normal person.
>> [_] Anon 2495105 inb4 how2dolphinsex pasta
>> [_] Anon 2495107 >># Well yeah, OBVIOUSLY. >fishfuck.webm
>> [_] Anon 2495108 >># It's been a long day, and I need that pasta more than ever right now. I'm in San Antonio, so Seaworld is just a short drive away.
>> [_] Anon 2495141 Aww, how did this video of me jacking-off a dolphin get on 4chan?
>> [_] Anon 2495143 you said this wasnt dolphin sex
>> [_] Anon 2495150 >># [spoiler]do you have more anon?[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2495152 It always surprises me how fast that dolphin cums.
>> [_] Anon 2495165 >># dude. We could be neighbors
>> [_] Anon 2495166 he needs to urgently kill himself

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[_] Very Trustworthy Person 2425922 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2425924 >># Since you are a Very Trustworthy Person, I'll take a look.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2425926 >># Oh, shit! You dishonest piece of shit!
>> [_] Anon 2425939 way to early in the morning to be seening dolphin sex man i am going jerk off to it but very angryly.
>> [_] Anon 2425940 I dont know what i expected.
>> [_] Anon 2425949 Its not actually dolphin sex if it isnt between two dolphins
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2425962 >># Are you implying that the guy isn't Dolphinkin? Check your human privilege, you ableist scum.
>> [_] Anon 2425992 Not the first time I see this, but still can't get over it.
>> [_] Anon 2426010 >># We all have those videos. When i couple years back saw that video of dog doing little girl of 2-4 years old i was never the same...
>> [_] Anon 2426011 >># jesus,glad I haven't come across that one.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2426045 >># There is a bif difference between a 2 year old girl and a 4 year old one. Go watch that shit again and tell me precisely how old she was
>> [_] Anon 2426069 >># That actually sounds pretty hot, link?
>> [_] Anon 2426108 >># /r/ing
>> [_] Sebas 2426140 >># i have the same feeling as you
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2426143 >># Probably a dolphin having sex with an inflateable dolphin doll
>> [_] Ukraine 2426145 Im telling you its the fucking Russians posting this shit...
>> [_] Anon 2426162 this is fucking gross what the actual fuck
>> [_] Anon 2426179 >># I'm actually surprised that I haven't come across more shit than I have in my 6+years of 4chan. I'm usually pretty quick.
>> [_] Anon 2426187 >># >># I love you 4chan. Never change.

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[_] I swear Anon 2415100
>> [_] Anon 2415103 Why is everyone on this board a liar? :(
>> [_] Anon 2415104 >># That's disturbing
>> [_] Anon 2415111 >># That dick's prehensile, too. It's controlled like you can control your tongue. How's THAT for disturbing?
>> [_] Anon 2415113 >># One person's disturbing is another's hot.
>> [_] Anon 2415114 >># So they're basically french kissing?
>> [_] Anon 2415115 You lied to me...
>> [_] Anon 2415132 I feel... cheated.
>> [_] Anon 2415149 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Ya got me.
>> [_] Anon 2415153 >># >># >># >># It's not sex though. >># French kissing is not sex.
>> [_] Anon 2415174 >># its the french kissing, of sex.
>> [_] Anon 2415189 I TRUTED YOU
>> [_] Anon 2415190 OP, you haven't tricked me at all, just so you know.
>> [_] Anon 2415217 My reaction to this was to a friend on skype i hope this is dolphin sex so OP didn't trick me today
>> [_] Anon 2415226 >># Wow that dolphin's can't even last 10 seconds what a fucking scrub.,
>> [_] Anon 2415288 >># how many dicks have you sucked?
>> [_] Anon 2415300 >># Do dolphin dicks count?

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[_] Anon 2393567 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2393639 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>> [_] Anon 2393643 Well, now I can say I watched a man blow a dolphin. Welcome to /f/
>> [_] Anon 2393646 >># ^ This also yyyyyyyyooooooooo
>> [_] Anon 2393676 sweet
>> [_] Anon 2393708 what the fuck, man! did you get bored one day? and decide, i'm gonna blow that dolphin! (because he's kinda cute)
>> [_] Anon 2393712 i'll just leave this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNoQXo8ye Lc

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[_] Every time I see "Not Dolphin Sex," I post this Anon 2206435
>> [_] Anon 2206436 I want to die.
>> [_] Anon 2206441 no, just no
>> [_] Anon 2206466 maximum overboner
>> [_] Anon 2206472 Ugggggh, what the fuuuuuuck?
>> [_] Anon 2206487 kill my eyes
>> [_] Anon 2206498 OP is laughing his ass off fuck him
>> [_] Anon 2206518 babies
>> [_] Anon 2206520 premature ejaculiert

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[_] obligatory Anon 2172708 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2172715 >># How the fuck does someone get access to a dolphin?
>> [_] Anon 2172724 welp
>> [_] Anon 2172781 >># A lot of tourist destinations have dolphin things, dolphin shows, swim with the dolphins, etc etc
>> [_] Anon 2172789 >># Looks like a trainer. I always got a weird vibe from people who work with animals.
>> [_] Anon 2172791 >># Protip: Dolphins are actually highly aggressive when they want sex, so if the thing they want to fuck isn't into it, they rape it. So dolphin trainers periodically get the dolphins off somehow, and so the dolphins stay relaxed and happy. Also very friendly.
>> [_] Anon 2172792 >># No I know dolphins are horrible creatures that should go extinct
>> [_] Anon 2172793 that fucking screech...jesus
>> [_] Anon 2172794 >># >Horrible creatures >Because humans don't also rape when they clearly know they have the opportunity to. Deny it all you want, but if a creature wants something, it takes it. Humans now are so scared of it because females get a say. Females are essentially just fleshy fuckbags that give birth. In fact, females physically respond better to rape. You tell me which species deserves to go extinct. Of course the one you /aren't/ a part of deserves it. Hitler said the same thing about the jews.
>> [_] Anon 2172795 >># >So dolphin trainers periodically get the dolphins off somehow, and so the dolphins stay relaxed and happy. So that's how somebody rationalizes sucking off a dolphin.
>> [_] Anon 2172796 >># Yeah, you'd be surprised what people who take care of dogs as a job will do. Protip: Some people who handle dogs will actually let male dogs fuck them so as to build trust and help with dogs that were abused or scolded for sexual behaviour. Humans forget sometimes that they too are animals.
>> [_] Anon 2172800 this kinda made me hard is that bad?
>> [_] Anon 2172801 >># Enjoy it, you're a zoophile to some degree, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
>> [_] Anon 2172802 >># >Hitler said the same thing about the jews. But Hitler was right and he was the good guy all along.
>> [_] Anon 2172803 >># I know, I'm using the reference for a blatant feminist retard. They love that shit. But yeah, mein fuhrer was right about filthy dumb zog machine scum.
>> [_] Anon 2172814 >># >it's nothing to be ashamed of. how
>> [_] Anon 2172819 >># Because an animal being sexually attracted to another animal is natural. Humans have self imposed stigmatisms about things that are non issues. We, as living beings, are animals. We fall under the same category scientifically speaking as a group of animals (mammals). So again, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
>> [_] Anon 2172827 >># >it's nothing to be ashamed of. Keep justiying your degenerecy with extrapolated information and rethoric.
>> [_] Anon 2172829 >># >extrapolated information and rhetoric Facts and reality seems hard for humans to grasp, but it changes nothing. Feel free to not do these things, no one is telling you to. I am saying that there is nothing wrong within the confines of what nature has wrought.
>> [_] Anon 2172831 >># What a poor ignorant fool
>> [_] Anon 2172832 >># Are you not human?
>> [_] Anon 2172835 >># Human is the species. I am human as you are. But that does not exclude you or I from being classified as an animal by nature. Nature does not care what a human calls itself, nature knows what it made.
>> [_] Anon 2172838 >># It seem like you forget the principal difference btw human and other animals, the capacity of restrain its instincts.
>> [_] Anon 2172842 >># >The capacity to restrain its instincts That only exists because we placed said constraints. Bears have no 3ton monster bears gurgling "muh chilluns" amidst getting fucked by 10 other burrs. Dolphins don't care about rape because they're just used to it. Humans synthesize these ideas and concepts because they want everything to cater to their ideas and they are all snowflakes. Doesn't change that they are animals. Just means they are morally dumber for caring so much about shit. Humans also commit needless murder for the sake of murder, or rape without the sake of procreation. Don't try to play it as people are morally superior. They're morally /broken/.
>> [_] Anon 2172845 >># what? can you argue ethics without resorting to just claiming naturalism?
>> [_] Anon 2172849 >># maybe I am taking internet trolls too seriously... oh christ, what am I even responding to?
>> [_] Anon 2172850 >># Ethics are arbitrary. The laws of nature are immutable.
>> [_] Anon 2172851 >># Ethics is a human made thing. You are arguing against my point by telling me not to use my point? Are you really not grasping it?
>> [_] Anon 2172853 >># Are you morally broken? I bet you justify your behavior telling yourself that is "the nature decision".
>> [_] Anon 2172855 >># >your behaviour I do none of this, I actually abide by the laws of the land where I live. But morally, humans are all fooling themselves.
>> [_] Anon 2172861 >># no one is this stupid, you must be a troll
>> [_] Anon 2172864 >># It's funny how you are choosing to attack me as a person rather than address my point properly. But that would involve admitting a fault, and we can't have that. Must be nice to the snowflakes, they melt if they get to steamed up right?
>> [_] Anon 2172866 and thus concludes what makes us human, ignorance and self-righteousness
>> [_] Anon 2172869 >># Now what have we learned today children?
>> [_] Anon 2172873 >># the irony of this thread is that it proves how we as humans cant accept reality. You can't argue with someone who doesn't want to believe because they never will. In fact someone will probably just respond to this and try to attack whoever they think I am or whatever I wrote. But what would 4chan be if we didnt have that?
>> [_] Anon 2172874 >># >Ethics is a human made thing. Hahahaha...Ethics in the animal kingdom... Said the seals to the sharks: "See you at the Ethics Committee next Tuesday then?" Said the sharks to the seals: "Of course! And naturally, we'll bring the hors d'oeuvres. Assuming your grandparents can swim fast enough that is!" Uproarious good laughter and fun was had by all...except when the sharks forgot to stop by the local TGIFriday's next meeting to gather said hors d'oeuvres. Everyone wound up practically starving that meeting...except the sharks. Shame though, the topic was to be "Should we eat you? Why your life means plenty."
>> [_] Anon 2172879 >># That needs to be a 2 minute animated skit.
>> [_] Rayge 5455-9943-5414 (Fraxure, Noibat, Sliggoo) 2172880 Can't tell if Male or Female trainer
>> [_] Anon 2172882 >># Male.
>> [_] Rayge 5455-9943-5414 (Fraxure, Noibat, Sliggoo) 2172884 >># Gay
>> [_] Anon 2172885 >># That's also natural. Homophobia is human inflicted.
>> [_] Anon 2172887 >># blasphemy!
>> [_] Anon 2172888 >># Im not telling that people is not animal, i want to point out that ethics and civism is what keep a society being functional.
>> [_] Anon 2172889 >># WORDS!!!
>> [_] Anon 2172890 >># Dohoho, it's as if you're attempting to bamboozle me! How silly.
>> [_] Anon 2172891 >># they live underwater mostly. they have to shout.
>> [_] Anon 2172894 >># oh you're too clever
>> [_] Anon 2172895 >># > nature knows what it made. er, no it doesn't. we are the only part of nature with self-awareness. nature makes orcas with dicks a yard long, but we're the only ones pointing at them and giggling nervously.
>> [_] Anon 2172896 For fucks sake, all I did was post a little bestiality and suddenly "/b/ with flashes" turns into "r/animalfuckingethics"
>> [_] Anon 2172897 >># A fair point, as long as you can acknowledge the possibility that being "civilized" could be an illusion. We don't walk around on all fours and we are cognizant of our surroundings and who we "think" we are. Wouldn't our ego be devastated if the Id had full control?
>> [_] Anon 2172900 >># as long as you acknowledge that the instinct that makes termites build ventilated mounds three yards high could also be an illusion.
>> [_] Anon 2172901 >># But that's true and I'm not debating that since it never came up. We need rules because we are among liars, thieves, and murderers. Of course with the Jews stealing from you. And the Negros chimping out and shankin' a cracka, you have to be careful. Which is why we invented guns. To keep people in line. But "ethics" and "civility" are separate. Ethics is silly drivel for people that are uncivil, and need a distraction from how stupid they are. Civility is the idea that you don't steal or kill people for no reason, shit like that. >># >Animals are the same as nature in the encapsulating sense No, I mean, nature as a whole, /life/ of things is aware of what it has made. You think a bunch of creatures that get uncomfortable at everything or get upset with everything is a /good/ thing? What is Hiroshima. >># >Reddit Git /out/.
>> [_] Anon 2172902 >># That ought to learn you a thing or two about what not to post. :P Also, we previously explored what animal ethics would be in this post: >># Now animal FUCKING ethics? There's a concept!
>> [_] Anon 2172906 >># Dolphins are niggers. They rape everything, and kill what they can't rape. Hmmmm...
>> [_] Anon 2172907 >># Of course! Who are we to question their simple lives? Termites are people too after all. :P
>> [_] Anon 2172915 >># they don't rap about it afterwards on youtube.
>> [_] Anon 2172919 >># Oh you. But they are repeat offenders!
>> [_] Anon 2172920 I love 4chan, but i know that if everyone out there was like the average 4chan user, the world would not be alive.
>> [_] Anon 2172922 >># >Average >implying we are even definable in the same way. You are assuming and implying many things.
>> [_] Anon 2172924 >># 3chon users were not normalfags...but it seem like those days are to far ago.
>> [_] Anon 2172926 >># The loud minority is the problem. Most people who were/are sensible either lurked or posted only constructive and informative things.
>> [_] Anon 2172931 Did a /pol/lack shitpost this thread to 60 replies crying about muh degeneracy?
>> [_] Anon 2172934 >># some /pol/lack couldn't help but cry "muh ethics" while I informed a new zoophile about how he isn't as deviant as he may have thought.
>> [_] Anon 2172937 >># By that argument, everything that people do, regardless of effect, is ethical. Let's follow your argument ad absurdum. 1. X(Fucking animals) is acceptable because and only because it is natural. 2. Animals act in a way that is natural 3. Humans are animals, and therefore act according to nature, and therefore their actions are due to nature 4. As it is natural, it is impossible to judge. Your argument fails as it conflates good and acceptable with natural. Infanticide, rape, murder, and assault are all actions regularly taken by animals, but they are clearly not good. Animals, lacking the sapience of humans, are unable to justify their actions, or value their lives existentially. Additionally, if we buy your premise of naturalism(which I don't) our rejection of that behavior(and disgust in it) can be thought of as equally natural, and completely valid as well.
>> [_] Anon 2172941 >># sorry dude, you missed your chance to join the argument
>> [_] Anon 2172943 >># damn, realized after I went through the thread, was a fun exercise in discrete reasoning.
>> [_] Anon 2172946 >># Humans differ from most animals because humans come up with much of what they think due to their lack of understanding of what they are. They use concepts like ethics to try and guide their own bullshit in an "acceptable" direction. Humans have many mental diseases and mental subjugation situations that cause them to respond to things in a certain way, with said idiotic individuals removed from the equation as nature would do, it would equalize the entire spectrum.
>> [_] Anon 2172947 >># hah maybe you'll luck out and have someone else respond, but not me I'm done
>> [_] Anon 2172948 >># Don't worry, I haven't left. >I'm the guy who started saying this is all fine.

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[_] Anon 2169925
>> [_] TotallyTrustworthyMan 2169931 bahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 2169943 why?
>> [_] Anon 2169959 >># our slippery pals need loving too
>> [_] TotallyTrustworthyMan 2169962 >># That brought tears to my eyes...
>> [_] Anon 2169970 >it's a man oh god damn it.
>> [_] Anon 2169971 Simply sick and disgusting.
>> [_] TotallyTrustworthyMan 2169974 >># It is indeed a man-dolphin, hence the curly-wurly penis entering the man's mouth
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2169977 It's so fucking deep
>> [_] TotallyTrustworthyMan 2169979 >># nah, it was just the tip. the horrible thrashing, convulsing tip

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[_] Anon 2153389
>> [_] Anon 2153408 What the fuck. Why!?
>> [_] Anon 2153414 Mission accomplished.
>> [_] Mars !.X9p7owdWI 2153428 ... Beastiality at it's finest boys....
>> [_] Anon 2153432 Accept, if possible!
>> [_] Anon 2153445 >># you are such a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2153448 Jesus Christ how horrifying
>> [_] Anon 2153450 Poor Dolphin, you bastard!
>> [_] Anon 2153453 Oh yeaaa hehe moar
>> [_] Mars !mP2Pp36DSM 2153478 >># Wow, nice insult. Now sadly, you cant tell but I was being sarcastic. Now go back to your small pathetic excuse of a life, and leave the important humans alone now. :)
>> [_] Anon 2153488 >># >Responding One should just leave the Roman middle class alone instead of letting them commit suicide with the thought that they got attention from someone at least once.
>> [_] Anon 2153489 >># Which is to say that they want to end their life on a good note.
>> [_] Anon 2153506 ...why, boner?
>> [_] Anon 2153598 oh thank goodness i almost thought this was dolphin porn for a second there.
>> [_] Anon 2153599 I'm surprised no one's mentioned the dolphin rape caves yet...
>> [_] Anon 2153604 >># Please, explain.

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[_] Anon 2148740
>> [_] Anon 2148756 That majestic moan near the end. Also, whoever did this is a sick fuck. OP is a sick fuck too.
>> [_] Anon 2148759 >># It was kind of cute :3
>> [_] Anon 2148760 >># The dolphin is obviously enjoying it.
>> [_] Anon 2148769 'ere wot
>> [_] Anon 2148770 OH BOY DOLPHIN SE- >Penis WHHY
>> [_] YOLO Anon 2148775 What kind of weirdo gives a dolphin a blowjob?
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2148781 >># The same germans who get fucked by a tapir
>> [_] Anon 2148808 >># The same kind of faggot that says YOLO
>> [_] Anon 2148822 >># Get out
>> [_] Anon 2148825 >># You are a faggot kill yourself yolofaget
>> [_] Anon 2148827 THIS SHIT! this has been haunting me for years since randomly running into it on Moid and then spending over half an hour just sitting there feeling like a bad human being for having watched it. It's a weird, disgusting kind of closure to see it again
>> [_] Anon 2148832 I'm curious, horrified, and slightly turned on. despairbutalsoabone.jpg

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[_] This is a thing now Anon 1769184 Would I lie to you
>> [_] Anon 1769188 I've been lied to twice in the same day
>> [_] Anon 1769190 Dammit, I was really looking forward to a non-dolphin-sex-related video.
>> [_] Anon 1769197 I would post more dolphin sex but I am too lazy to convert it into .swf
>> [_] Anon 1769200 Technically this isn't Dolphin sex. It's a dude blowing a dolphin. I wasn't lied to. I feel whole again.
>> [_] Anon 1769207 So oral Sex isn't considered sex anymore?
>> [_] Anon 1769239 You violated my trust twice now, /f/. I think it's time we stopped hanging around each other...
>> [_] Anon 1769282 >># Just ask Bill Clinton.
>> [_] Anon 1769285 >># what you did there...i see it...
>> [_] Anon 1769359 well this is new

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[_] for >># Anon 1758564 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1758572 ... wait what did i just see?
>> [_] Anon 1758573 wow I didn't even know this was possible
>> [_] Anon 1758591 new level of oh slightly creeped out reached. well done as the last thing that creeped me out was a gutted body with a dick going up it.
>> [_] Anon 1758593 This is possibly the most original thing on a list of things I didn't know I didn't want to see... good job OP
>> [_] Anon 1758611 Seen before, but never on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1758613 I would like to know how >># inspired this response
>> [_] Anon 1758643 Dolphin caretakers have to do that. Dolphins get antsy, and might just jump on you and fuck your sweet, sweet ass.
>> [_] Anon 1758660 >># Never been attracted to another guy but damn I would volenteer for that. Lube me up.
>> [_] Anon 1758661 >># True story. There are stories out there of keepers actually getting raped by dolphins.
>> [_] Anon 1758668 No Fkn Way!!!
>> [_] Anon 1758677 >># You cant rape the willing
>> [_] Anon 1758689 No wonder those faggot ass trainers always say "I have a special bond with the animals" I'd watch a girl do it though
>> [_] Anon 1758691 I am aroused
>> [_] Anon 1758694 >># >>>/facebook/
>> [_] Anon 1758742 Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved, saved!!!
>> [_] Anon 1758756 I'll be in my bunk
>> [_] Anon 1758757 Variety is the spice of life.
>> [_] Anon 1758761 great, now I want to see a dolphin fucking a woman in the vagina. like, up close, so you can see the penetration. since I can't seem to find that for a horse other than anal.
>> [_] Anon 1758763 >># I always have too. But it actually poses a significant threat to the female. A dolphin can ejaculate with such force that it would rupture internal organs.
>> [_] Anon 1758767 >># i dont see a problem
>> [_] Anon 1758768 >># Me neither. Its just that they are so uncooperative to do so. Really, would it kill them to be civil? >it would

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>> [_] Anon 1271274 Sauce, Moar, etc.
>> [_] Anon 1271280 Wait.. Why..?
>> [_] Anon 1271281 what the fuck man
>> [_] Anon 1271284 I wish i could do that to a dolphin. I don't believe those stories of "they ejaculate at over a hundred miles per hour". The way it looked here makes that sound bullshit, in fact it looks like little more than a squirtgun you can buy in stores.
>> [_] Anon 1271288 wat
>> [_] Anon 1271290 Hawt
>> [_] Anon 1271306 I'M 12 AND WHAT IS THIS
>> [_] Anon 1271307 WTF!!!
>> [_] Anon 1271328 "wat" indeed.
>> [_] Anon 1271333 sukkin dolphin dick OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1271337 LOL http://hub.tm/oGkSo
>> [_] Anon 1271338 feelsgoodman.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1271352 I DONT' SEE DOLPHIN DICK REUPLOAD
>> [_] Anon 1271353 >># precum dude
>> [_] Anon 1271355 oh god wat
>> [_] Anon 1271356 what is this i dont even... Oh ok. Be hot if it was a chick instead.

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[_] [H] AWWW YEAAHHH Anon 1248747 You two who know who you are Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1248754 IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
>> [_] Anon 1248755 Was... was that a man sucking a dolphin's penis against its will?
>> [_] Anon 1248758 Scarrily enough, Dolphins will fuck just about anything. Women on the rag, don't go in the water with a 'phin. You'll be raped by it.
>> [_] Anon 1248759 >># no it's it was a man sucking a very willing dolphins dick
>> [_] Anon 1248761 I'll be. It is corkscrewed.
>> [_] Anon 1248766 the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1248779 you sure that's a man?
>> [_] Anon 1248782 Well, if the dolpin was on its back, and the blowhole was underwater it may have been thrashing because it was drowning...
>> [_] Anon 1248788 >># unless it can, you know, hold it's breath
>> [_] Anon 1248804 >># Tell you what, I'll blow you against your will while I hold your head under water and see if you don't thrash and drown.
>> [_] Anon 1248813 >># If that dolphin had wanted to get away I'm sure it would have fucking gotten away.
>> [_] Anon 1248814 >># They live most of their lives under water. Anyway, repeating the "Cannot be unseen" warning.
>> [_] Anon 1248816 oh it can be unseen lol
>> [_] Mr.Bigs 1248819 FAP FAP FAP Right Click>Sage
>> [_] Anon 1248824 At first there is a vagina Next second, penis grows out of no where And the dude starts sucking it
>> [_] Anon 1248852 i gues this kind of rewards make training the dolphin very effective id do shit too, to get blown afterwards but i still hope for my penis' sake that it was not a guy
>> [_] Anon 1248855 it... it came in his mouth!!!! 0__0
>> [_] Anon 1248858 I read somewhere that when they cum, the force of their sperm blast is so strong that it would severely injure you Is this true? y/n
>> [_] Anon 1248865 >># Why, are you considering humping a local dolphin?
>> [_] Anon 1248873 >># After watching this video, yeah
>> [_] Anon 1248875 its pingas has a little wiggling thin top
>> [_] Anon 1248878 I'll remember this next time I'm at Sea World
>> [_] Anon 1248883 >># it can rupture a human rectum, yes. A vagina can take it just fine.
>> [_] Anon 1248892 having sex with dolphins its quite dangerous it could chop up your dick on the process
>> [_] Anon 1248898 >># no actually female dolphins are the best sex you'd ever get, they can like massage you with their insides
>> [_] Anon 1248899 Did you hear its lovecry?
>> [_] Anon 1248911 Kanye West, is that you?
>> [_] Anon 1248977 Wow, instant erection. For the dolphin, I mean. (I already had one.) Is that a dolphin thing, or is that one well trained, I wonder.
>> [_] Anon 1249008 Where the fuck are the videos of women being fucked by dolphins?... the only one I know of is incredibly poorly lit and shitty... but still hot I guess
>> [_] Anon 1249013 >># How is that? If a rectum would rupture from the force, the person in the movie here would be dead. In order to pierce the rectum it would had to have been with such force that it would rip through soft tissue. The throat would be no exception to this.
>> [_] Anon 1249016 >># Where?
>> [_] Anon 1249018 This is a well taken care of dolphin, every dolphin should be so lucky.
>> [_] Anon 1249020 I heard this guy got found out and fired. But one has to ask, was it worth it?
>> [_] Anon 1249052 >># Yeah, we're gonna need source on that.
>> [_] Anon 1249074 opposite gender dolphin fucking is non existent on the internet

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>> [_] Anon 1202378 Huh, now I've seen just about every mammal given a blow job now...
>> [_] Anon 1202380 So that's what a dolphin penis looks like
>> [_] Anon 1202381 i love how it screeches
>> [_] Anon 1202383 please tell me that was a women if it is, i can fap to this
>> [_] Anon 1202388 >># wasnt
>> [_] Anon 1202389 >># god damn. and the thought of a women being so horny to want to suck a dolphins cock at work turned me on so much. oh well.
>> [_] Anon 1202395 god that made me feel all types of wrong
>> [_] Anon 1202425 LOL W.T. Snacks?
>> [_] Anon 1202442 ...Huh. Another day on the interweb
>> [_] Anon 1202455 That is a woman, person does have breasts.
>> [_] Anon 1202471 >># >hairy arms >man chin
>> [_] Anon 1202475 >># Yep,typical latino woman
>> [_] Anon 1202478 You should have included the music from thebestoftheinternet.swf on the background, would've been much better and more fitting for the title. Insta-classic.
>> [_] Anon 1202507 They said man could conquer the ground but never the sea..they were wrong.
>> [_] Anon 1202512 man i must know if this is a women. so hot. like she would not FUCKING LET GO. keep sucking that shit wish she did that to me. im going to mentally replace the dolphine dick with mine and fap to this. here i gooooooo
>> [_] Anon 1202515 Saving this so I will never forget that no matter how many weird, bizarre and fucked up things I ever see I will never have seen everything, and there will always be moar in t3h internetz. It's a testimony of the nature of mankind
>> [_] Anon 1202517 >># >># >># >># I don't know what cave-women you have slept with, but that is a MAN. Just look at the chin and hands! If you think that's a woman then you must have been seriously fooled by a transsexual at one point in your life
>> [_] Anon 1202520 >># Pretty much
>> [_] Anon 1202522 im pretty sure its a shemale
>> [_] Anon 1202524 I wonder how they made the Dolfin horny...and why it didn't try to swim away... Sure humans are fucked up and can do all sorts of crazy shit, but it's not in the habit of animals
>> [_] Anon 1202527 LOL DOLPHIN WAS LIKE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>> [_] Anon 1202541 I wish to be the dolphin.
>> [_] Anon 1202560 >># Actually, the dolphin is probably the horniest animal on Earth. They'll fuck pretty much anything, even inanimate objects. Given how smart they are, they probably jump at every chance to do it with a human because of our natural dexterity. Opposable thumbs are a major turn on in the animal kingdoms.
>> [_] Anon 1202563 >># a friend told me, after showing him this, that a person was actually once raped by a dolphin, not kidding either.
>> [_] Anon 1202572 >># Dolphins rape each other. They're also the only species besides humans known to murder just for fun.
>> [_] Anon 1202599 >># SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> [_] Anon 1202609 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_do lphin
>> [_] Anon 1202619 So how do i get my penis into some dolphin pune
>> [_] Anon 1202621 >># poon*
>> [_] Anon 1202628 I seem to have finally found my fetish..someone tell me theres more where this came from!
>> [_] Anon 1202633 >># I'd say www.dolphinsex.org, but it's gone, so here's this: http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1. html
>> [_] Anon 1202635 >># dolphins too? Huh, I thought it was only killer whales that did that. Oh wait nevermind. Killer whales like to play catch with the corpses of their prey. Two different things.
>> [_] Anon 1202672 Dolphin vagina has internal muscles that steadily pump and contract. You won't last one minute. Don't ask me how I know this.
>> [_] Anon 1202691 AAAAAAHHH?????????????????? What in the fuck!? WHY!!!!!!!=??? Holy mother of ASS!!!
>> [_] Anon 1202701 >># Success!
>> [_] Anon 1202708 >># I accept your challenge!

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>> [_] Anon 1195773 I don't know what I just saw... And I'm not sure I want to know.
>> [_] Anon 1195775 what is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 1195778 Loldolphin
>> [_] Anon 1195780 ????
>> [_] Anon 1195825 Hmm, I was under the impression it was like a shotgun blast....guess not eh.
>> [_] Anon 1195839 SO CONFUS
>> [_] Anon 1195889 YOU HAVE JUST SEEN A MAN SUCK OFF A DOLPHIN.
>> [_] Anon 1195914 MY BONER IS CONFUSED
>> [_] Anon 1195952 prehensile dick ftw
>> [_] Gary Oak !s9ToTb0llY 1195954 :|
>> [_] Anon 1195955 When I heard in the news that a whale killed a trainer on the news, I intanly remembered this video for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 1195961 the whale was pissed he didn't do that for him
>> [_] Anon 1195962 I'm scared and confused
>> [_] Anon 1195997 Wow this got me all hot.
>> [_] Anon 1196054 i am 12 and what is this

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[_] [H] DEEP gamer 1169156 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1169157 ಠ_ಠ someone should call the ASPCA on this Faggot!!
>> [_] Anon 1169161 Just so everyone knows, I fap'd and came to this.
>> [_] Anon 1169173 As a dolphin trainer intern...my brain just broke.
>> [_] Anon 1169174 >># >># >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 1169176 >># lol yeah, except I think the second post is someone else because they spell noko as ҉noko. But they all have noko as the email field which is unlikely if they were all different people.
>> [_] Agaliarept !SwbaVwvhKE 1169179 /r/ing more bestiality. Preferably with a HUMAN female
>> [_] Anon 1169197 I read a guide on how to have sex with these things once. It should apparently be quite good.
>> [_] Anon 1169213 >># Don't believe everything you read on the internet. ...and clear your cache. Shit's illegal, I think.
>> [_] Anon 1169220 >># If a chick fucks a dolphin till it cums it can actually hurt you physically with the force of ejaculation. Have fun explaining that to your doctor.
>> [_] Anonymouse 1169239 ok now i've see everything omg... but remember the only two thing who does sex for pleasure are humans and dolphin, if you don't believe me google is your friend
>> [_] Anon 1169250 >># I don't need google to tell me you're an idiot. What about bonobos?
>> [_] Anonymouse 1169258 >># bonobos are monkeys and the monkey are a near parent of the human so YOU are an idiot LAWL
>> [_] Anon 1169273 ahahahahaha what the fuck man
>> [_] ta mere 1169317 Comment ils peuvent faire ca ? cest dégeux arggggg
>> [_] Anon 1169323 What the fuck bro, what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1169331 >># humans are apes monkeys are sayajin

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[_] [L] :D Anon 1049627 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1049629 OH GOD! MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!
>> [_] Anon 1049631 wtf
>> [_] Anon 1049633 D:
>> [_] Anon 1049634 Best Video EVER.
>> [_] Anon 1049636 HAHAHAHA WHAT
>> [_] Anon 1049649 Ironicly, dolphins cum harder than any animal in the world. If this guy had been any better at giving a blow job, it would have shot into the back of his throat and killed him.
>> [_] Anon 1049672 >># hard, yes. gunshot, no. it's a myth.
>> [_] Anon 1049680 What bothers me is that YOU know a dolphin cums hardest . Why would ANYONE want to know that !?
>> [_] Anon 1049682 yuff in hell uhhhh porpoise fag
>> [_] Anon 1049688 I'd suck it.
>> [_] Anon 1049696 >># Furries would know. I sense there some here that are fapping off to this sick shit.
>> [_] Anon 1049702 I'm no furry but I want more god fucking dammit! I want a fucking vid of a guy sticking his cock in a female dolphin! I've seen pics but no videos! I WANT FUCKING DOLPHIN MAN SEX VIDEOS!
>> [_] Anon 1049715 >># >I'm no furry I've got bad news for you.
>> [_] Anon 1049716 hahaha what a stupid fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1049725 D8
>> [_] Anon 1049816 lolacaust
>> [_] Anon 1049822 wtf...
>> [_] Anon 1049888 i dont like the video but i like the people in this thread

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[_] [L] Anon 979835 yup Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 979837 ....
>> [_] Anon 979839 FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! MOAR!
>> [_] Anon 979845 >># HOMOSEXUAL
>> [_] Anon 979855 fascinating
>> [_] Anon 979856 >># lol wut
>> [_] Anon 979860 thats just sick
>> [_] Anon 979861 >># your on the wrong website
>> [_] Anon 979876 wtf lol
>> [_] Anon 979880 gay
>> [_] Anon 979889 wat
>> [_] Anon 979890 CRAAAAZY TASTAH!
>> [_] Anon 979896 fish penis?
>> [_] auto-troll 979900 >># DOLPHINS ARE NOT FISH ARG
>> [_] Turtletron !t0of944Ftw 979910 oh wow hilarious and disgusting
>> [_] Anon 979941 http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php Very interesting
>> [_] Anon 979945 Damn it I was hoping that slit was a vagina.
>> [_] Anon 979947 I watched the video until I figured out what was going on, then shut it down. Then I read this page here >># Hmmm. The lady dolphin movies to your rhythm.
>> [_] Anon 979948 moar ? :P
>> [_] Anon 979950 >># Knowledge I never wanted to have ++
>> [_] Anon 979952 welcome to sea world everyone...you might want to stay out of the splash zone
>> [_] Anon 979954 i mean ive seen a dolphin get jacked off before and ive seen a monkey get wanked and have a blow job but this is NEW! holy fucking shit today is a good day for this has made my day
>> [_] Anon 979957 >># glad to help
>> [_] Anon 979960 YIFF IN HELL SEAWORLD FAGS
>> [_] Anon 979968 this video's pretty old, apparently the creator was named (and subsequently fired) also, dolphins are supposedly the next most intelligent creatures on the planet, do they not deserve release?
>> [_] Anon 979971 >># no
>> [_] Anon 979973 noo..... god no.....
>> [_] Anon 979975 Does anyone else want some bacon now?
>> [_] Anon 979984 >># more like tuna
>> [_] Anon 979985 fukken saved
>> [_] Anon 979990 THE FUCK?
>> [_] Volfogg !DobAZ6eynU 979992 If sucking Dolphin dick doesn't make you gay, I don't know what does.
>> [_] Anon 979995 http://www.savethedolphins.net/
>> [_] Anon 980003 oh my goodness... really? how does this happen? I can't unwatch it let alone forget that anything this messed up actually happens now... I'm scared and emotionally traumatized by just the knowledge that somewhere some one is doing this. ugh...
>> [_] Anon 980014 >># Wait...he's an employee? Jesus fuck!
>> [_] Anon 980033 >># dolphin sex is probably the best sex ever, is what I'm getting from that page.
>> [_] Anon 980036 You never cease to amaze me, 4chan!
>> [_] Anon 980038 I lold
>> [_] Anon 980040 Supposedly, dolphins can and do rape women if they smell period blood in the water. Just goes to show that the /b/ mindset isn't specific to humans. Inb4 finfaggotry
>> [_] Anon 980056 >># Sometimes you just need to be in theright place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasionswith wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbourof my resident city. Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested.
>> [_] Anon 980061 I thought dolphins ejaculated like a mile and could cause serious internal damage if they ejaculated inside you So why hasnt this guys head been blown off
>> [_] Anon 980066 >># this is a guess but maybe its like humans were when you dont ejaculate for a while you cum all over your keyboard then if you do it every day you only get a small amount that just drips down your dick
>> [_] Anon 980068 NOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
>> [_] Anon 980092 I want to fuck a dolphin now.
>> [_] Anon 980100 just Disgusting
>> [_] Anon 980127 man, i was really hoping it was just a guy fingering a female dolphin... i am disappoint
>> [_] Anon 980132 Do you like dolphinsticks in your mouth?