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[_] obligatory Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)21:09 No.2172708
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)21:11 No.2172715
>>2172708
How the fuck does someone get access to a dolphin?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)21:19 No.2172724
welp
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:11 No.2172781
>>2172715
A lot of tourist destinations have dolphin things, dolphin shows, swim with the dolphins, etc etc
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:20 No.2172789
>>2172715
Looks like a trainer.
I always got a weird vibe from people who work with animals.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:25 No.2172791
>>2172789
Protip: Dolphins are actually highly aggressive when they want sex, so if the thing they want to
fuck isn't into it, they rape it.
So dolphin trainers periodically get the dolphins off somehow, and so the dolphins stay relaxed
and happy.
Also very friendly.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:25 No.2172792
>>2172791
No I know dolphins are horrible creatures that should go extinct
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:26 No.2172793
that fucking screech...jesus
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:28 No.2172794
>>2172792
>Horrible creatures
>Because humans don't also rape when they clearly know they have the opportunity to.
Deny it all you want, but if a creature wants something, it takes it.
Humans now are so scared of it because females get a say.
Females are essentially just fleshy fuckbags that give birth.
In fact, females physically respond better to rape.
You tell me which species deserves to go extinct.
Of course the one you /aren't/ a part of deserves it.
Hitler said the same thing about the jews.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:29 No.2172795
>>2172791
>So dolphin trainers periodically get the dolphins off somehow, and so the dolphins stay relaxed
and happy.
So that's how somebody rationalizes sucking off a dolphin.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:31 No.2172796
>>2172795
Yeah, you'd be surprised what people who take care of dogs as a job will do.
Protip: Some people who handle dogs will actually let male dogs fuck them so as to build trust
and help with dogs that were abused or scolded for sexual behaviour.
Humans forget sometimes that they too are animals.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:35 No.2172800
this kinda made me hard is that bad?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:36 No.2172801
>>2172800
Enjoy it, you're a zoophile to some degree, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:36 No.2172802
>>2172794
>Hitler said the same thing about the jews.
But Hitler was right
and he was the good guy all along.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:38 No.2172803
>>2172802
I know, I'm using the reference for a blatant feminist retard.
They love that shit.
But yeah, mein fuhrer was right about filthy dumb zog machine scum.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:48 No.2172814
>>2172801
>it's nothing to be ashamed of.
how
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:50 No.2172819
>>2172814
Because an animal being sexually attracted to another animal is natural.
Humans have self imposed stigmatisms about things that are non issues.
We, as living beings, are animals.
We fall under the same category scientifically speaking as a group of animals (mammals).
So again, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)22:56 No.2172827
>>2172819
>it's nothing to be ashamed of.
Keep justiying your degenerecy with extrapolated information and rethoric.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:00 No.2172829
>>2172827
>extrapolated information and rhetoric
Facts and reality seems hard for humans to grasp, but it changes nothing.
Feel free to not do these things, no one is telling you to.
I am saying that there is nothing wrong within the confines of what nature has wrought.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:06 No.2172831
>>2172827
What a poor ignorant fool
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:06 No.2172832
>>2172829
Are you not human?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:08 No.2172835
>>2172832
Human is the species.
I am human as you are.
But that does not exclude you or I from being classified as an animal by nature.
Nature does not care what a human calls itself, nature knows what it made.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:09 No.2172838
>>2172835
It seem like you forget the principal difference btw human and other animals, the capacity of
restrain its instincts.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:14 No.2172842
>>2172838
>The capacity to restrain its instincts
That only exists because we placed said constraints.
Bears have no 3ton monster bears gurgling "muh chilluns" amidst getting fucked by 10 other burrs.
Dolphins don't care about rape because they're just used to it.
Humans synthesize these ideas and concepts because they want everything to cater to their ideas
and they are all snowflakes.
Doesn't change that they are animals.
Just means they are morally dumber for caring so much about shit.
Humans also commit needless murder for the sake of murder, or rape without the sake of
procreation.
Don't try to play it as people are morally superior.
They're morally /broken/.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:18 No.2172845
>>2172842
what?
can you argue ethics without resorting to just claiming naturalism?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:23 No.2172849
>>2172845
maybe I am taking internet trolls too seriously...
oh christ, what am I even responding to?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:24 No.2172850
>>2172845
Ethics are arbitrary. The laws of nature are immutable.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:24 No.2172851
>>2172845
Ethics is a human made thing.
You are arguing against my point by telling me not to use my point?
Are you really not grasping it?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:26 No.2172853
>>2172842
Are you morally broken?
I bet you justify your behavior telling yourself that is "the nature decision".
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:27 No.2172855
>>2172853
>your behaviour
I do none of this, I actually abide by the laws of the land where I live.
But morally, humans are all fooling themselves.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:30 No.2172861
>>2172845
no one is this stupid, you must be a troll
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:30 No.2172864
>>2172853
It's funny how you are choosing to attack me as a person rather than address my point properly.
But that would involve admitting a fault, and we can't have that. Must be nice to the snowflakes,
they melt if they get to steamed up right?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:33 No.2172866
and thus concludes what makes us human, ignorance and self-righteousness
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:34 No.2172869
>>2172866
Now what have we learned today children?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:39 No.2172873
>>2172864
the irony of this thread is that it proves how we as humans cant accept reality. You can't argue
with someone who doesn't want to believe because they never will. In fact someone will probably
just respond to this and try to attack whoever they think I am or whatever I wrote. But what
would 4chan be if we didnt have that?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:39 No.2172874
>>2172851
>Ethics is a human made thing.
Hahahaha...Ethics in the animal kingdom...
Said the seals to the sharks: "See you at the Ethics Committee next Tuesday then?"
Said the sharks to the seals: "Of course! And naturally, we'll bring the hors d'oeuvres. Assuming
your grandparents can swim fast enough that is!"
Uproarious good laughter and fun was had by all...except when the sharks forgot to stop by the
local TGIFriday's next meeting to gather said hors d'oeuvres. Everyone wound up practically
starving that meeting...except the sharks. Shame though, the topic was to be "Should we eat you?
Why your life means plenty."
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:41 No.2172879
>>2172874
That needs to be a 2 minute animated skit.
>> [_] Rayge 5455-9943-5414 (Fraxure, Noibat, Sliggoo) 11/08/13(Fri)23:41 No.2172880
Can't tell if Male or Female trainer
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:43 No.2172882
>>2172880
Male.
>> [_] Rayge 5455-9943-5414 (Fraxure, Noibat, Sliggoo) 11/08/13(Fri)23:44 No.2172884
>>2172882
Gay
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:45 No.2172885
>>2172884
That's also natural.
Homophobia is human inflicted.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:47 No.2172887
>>2172885
blasphemy!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:48 No.2172888
>>2172855
Im not telling that people is not animal, i want to point out that ethics and civism is what keep
a society being functional.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:48 No.2172889
>>2172887
WORDS!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:48 No.2172890
>>2172887
Dohoho, it's as if you're attempting to bamboozle me!
How silly.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:49 No.2172891
>>2172793
they live underwater mostly. they have to shout.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:50 No.2172894
>>2172890
oh you're too clever
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:50 No.2172895
>>2172835
> nature knows what it made.
er, no it doesn't. we are the only part of nature with self-awareness. nature makes orcas with
dicks a yard long, but we're the only ones pointing at them and giggling nervously.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:51 No.2172896
For fucks sake, all I did was post a little bestiality and suddenly "/b/ with flashes" turns into
"r/animalfuckingethics"
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:52 No.2172897
>>2172888
A fair point, as long as you can acknowledge the possibility that being "civilized" could be an
illusion. We don't walk around on all fours and we are cognizant of our surroundings and who we
"think" we are. Wouldn't our ego be devastated if the Id had full control?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:54 No.2172900
>>2172897
as long as you acknowledge that the instinct that makes termites build ventilated mounds three
yards high could also be an illusion.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:54 No.2172901
>>2172888
But that's true and I'm not debating that since it never came up.
We need rules because we are among liars, thieves, and murderers.
Of course with the Jews stealing from you.
And the Negros chimping out and shankin' a cracka, you have to be careful.
Which is why we invented guns.
To keep people in line.
But "ethics" and "civility" are separate.
Ethics is silly drivel for people that are uncivil, and need a distraction from how stupid they
are.
Civility is the idea that you don't steal or kill people for no reason, shit like that.
>>2172895
>Animals are the same as nature in the encapsulating sense
No, I mean, nature as a whole, /life/ of things is aware of what it has made.
You think a bunch of creatures that get uncomfortable at everything or get upset with everything
is a /good/ thing?
What is Hiroshima.
>>2172896
>Reddit
Git /out/.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:55 No.2172902
>>2172896
That ought to learn you a thing or two about what not to post. :P
Also, we previously explored what animal ethics would be in this post:
>>2172874
Now animal FUCKING ethics? There's a concept!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:56 No.2172906
>>2172902
Dolphins are niggers.
They rape everything, and kill what they can't rape.
Hmmmm...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/08/13(Fri)23:56 No.2172907
>>2172900
Of course! Who are we to question their simple lives? Termites are people too after all. :P
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:00 No.2172915
>>2172906
they don't rap about it afterwards on youtube.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:01 No.2172919
>>2172915
Oh you.
But they are repeat offenders!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:02 No.2172920
I love 4chan, but i know that if everyone out there was like the average 4chan user, the world
would not be alive.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:03 No.2172922
>>2172920
>Average
>implying we are even definable in the same way.
You are assuming and implying many things.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:05 No.2172924
>>2172922
3chon users were not normalfags...but it seem like those days are to far ago.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:06 No.2172926
>>2172924
The loud minority is the problem.
Most people who were/are sensible either lurked or posted only constructive and informative
things.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:10 No.2172931
Did a /pol/lack shitpost this thread to 60 replies crying about muh degeneracy?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:11 No.2172934
>>2172931
some /pol/lack couldn't help but cry "muh ethics" while I informed a new zoophile about how he
isn't as deviant as he may have thought.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:11 No.2172937
>>2172819
By that argument, everything that people do, regardless of effect, is ethical. Let's follow your
argument ad absurdum.
1. X(Fucking animals) is acceptable because and only because it is natural.
2. Animals act in a way that is natural
3. Humans are animals, and therefore act according to nature, and therefore their actions are due
to nature
4. As it is natural, it is impossible to judge.
Your argument fails as it conflates good and acceptable with natural. Infanticide, rape, murder,
and assault are all actions regularly taken by animals, but they are clearly not good. Animals,
lacking the sapience of humans, are unable to justify their actions, or value their lives
existentially.
Additionally, if we buy your premise of naturalism(which I don't) our rejection of that
behavior(and disgust in it) can be thought of as equally natural, and completely valid as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:12 No.2172941
>>2172937
sorry dude, you missed your chance to join the argument
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:14 No.2172943
>>2172941
damn, realized after I went through the thread, was a fun exercise in discrete reasoning.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:16 No.2172946
>>2172937
Humans differ from most animals because humans come up with much of what they think due to their
lack of understanding of what they are.
They use concepts like ethics to try and guide their own bullshit in an "acceptable" direction.
Humans have many mental diseases and mental subjugation situations that cause them to respond to
things in a certain way, with said idiotic individuals removed from the equation as nature would
do, it would equalize the entire spectrum.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:16 No.2172947
>>2172943
hah maybe you'll luck out and have someone else respond, but not me I'm done
>> [_] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)00:17 No.2172948
>>2172943
Don't worry, I haven't left.
>I'm the guy who started saying this is all fine.
