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[_] [?] I'm just gunna leave this here. ◆RemBOtk21I !RemBOtk21I 1479937 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1479938 ...fuck, man... Just... fuck...
>> [_] Anon 1479941 AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA they died lol
>> [_] Anon 1479963 ...Well...Damn
>> [_] Anon 1479969 The last three are fucking hilarious, what the fuck.
>> [_] Turtletron !/o/tAKuFRA 1479971 Oh Australia You're so shitty
>> [_] Anon 1479973 the kids mom got killed what a twist!
>> [_] Anon 1479975 >># >implying car accidents don't happen everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1479980 >># >implying implications
>> [_] I\O Port !gUvcCI5O0I 1479990 BAWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> [_] Anon 1480001 This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!! Pac-man should have came out and tried to eat those ghosts. ROFLMAO!!! ; )
>> [_] Anon 1480002 I can't tell if this is a parody or they're trying to be serious.
>> [_] Anon 1480007 note to self: Seat belts can hold in SOULS!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1480027 Oh lawd. They used a defibrillator on a tiny kid. I think that would fuck him up more than save him.
>> [_] Anon 1480044 was that Horatio?
>> [_] Anon 1480049 hahahaha that was horrible. Thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 1480050 >people laughing >DERP WE ARE ANONMOUS
>> [_] Anon 1480051 >># paste link for youtube video?
>> [_] Anon 1480069 this is disturbing. Not the right way to send a message across
>> [_] Anon 1480073 that's sad ;_;
>> [_] ◆RemBOtk21I !RemBOtk21I 1480076 >># Mission accomplished. >># Really? I think disturbing is a perfect method. Not only do you get your message across but people remember it.
>> [_] Anon 1480078 Goddamn, it's like watching a Final Destination movie.
>> [_] Anon 1480081 >># only this shit actually happens :(
>> [_] Anon 1480084 >># Yes, all the time. Every 15 seconds in America alone. Hence why this shit doesn't bother me.
>> [_] Anon 1480085 >># It's nice knowing you won't become an emotional wreck when someone you know dies. People die all the time every damn day. There is no, "Well that could never happen to me!".
>> [_] Anon 1480086 aww shit sounds like youtube audioswapped em
>> [_] Anon 1480088 Fuck...
>> [_] Anon 1480089 Oh Australia and your scare tactics
>> [_] Ren 1480091 Try living a little longer then 15, and then, if you are not a complete idiot and keep an eye on the news and other events in the world, that should be about the time that you learn that life is real fucking cheap. Because everybody likes proclaiming how life is sacred and precious, but around the world people are getting killed every second in the most horrific ways. And if you include animal or even plant life then that preciousness goes down even quicker. If life was really worth something, the world wouldn't be what it is today, so while car crashes can be individual tragedies, I personally won't give a flying fuck. Can't even, because I'd be out of fucks way before that on even bigger tragedies then car crashes. Life is cheap, and shit happens. Car crashes are on of the least tragic things to happen on this shitty speck of dirt zooming around in space.
>> [_] Anon 1480092 >># >Look at me, I'm apathetic! People like you piss me the fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 1480093 >># The tragic of the tragic is humans' capacity to kill others in horrifying ways. You've seen it, only some feel it. I do.
>> [_] Anon 1480095 >># >Look at me, I'm naive! People like you piss me the fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 1480103 >># quit your bitching. we dont care. back on topic: i can relate to the last few cause i almost ot hit by a speeding TLC driver. those are the cabs in ny. it was raining very little and this fuck was like a couple of inches from hitting me. i was on my way to the bus to go to college xD i fucking laughed at peoples reactions. they looked at me as if i was a ghost or something LMFAO oh and i need to carry a seat belt in demons souls. thats apparently the only way to prevent your soul from leaving you, according to this ad lol
>> [_] Anon 1480105 >># Bitching? I wasn't being sarcastic.
>> [_] Anon 1480106 I would hit that
>> [_] Anon 1480107 i like how that kid's just like "yeah, whatever"
>> [_] Anon 1480108 can someone plz change music to yakaty sax?
>> [_] Anon 1480112 Man that kind of killed my boner...
>> [_] Anon 1480113 why are people concerned with dying? i got a different message. I would hate LIVING knowing i personally took the life by my dumb fault. if im dead oh well. dead man dont complain. living with that guilt is what i would be concerned with. in the end though i find it weird. i baw at animal cruelty, but normally don't care when seeing people die. (unless tortured) but for some reason this video had me feeling funny for a bit.
>> [_] ◆RemBOtk21I !RemBOtk21I 1480116 >># HAHAHAHAH
>> [_] Anon 1480119 >># Because this is something you can actually imagine taking place in your life. Other things can just be incomprehensible till they happen to you in person.
>> [_] Anon 1480128 Daily dose of numbness?
>> [_] Anon 1480149 >># Car accidents actually more common than any other type of 'brutal death'. And the 'sacredness' of life depends on where you're from, if you're talking a subjective perspective--if you're someplace where every woman is a broodsow who shits out a dozen shitheads, you will be subjectively less important to the continuation of your line and/or the species than one who is from a region where people only have 1-2 kids. The number of people killed before they reach middle age is much, much, much smaller than it has been in the past, making life more precious from a statistical standpoint, too. Also, shock ads have always been shit. There's an old saying: Pictures of a clean bowl sell more toilet cleaner than pictures of a shitty bowl. Embrace Life ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7is oM ) might be heavily cheesy, but it will always outsell blood and gore. That said, the needle-dick speeding is a great angle.
>> [_] Anon 1480154 Am I the only person who finds these ads hilarious? They're usually so fucking ridiculous and over the top that they just become funny.
>> [_] Anon 1480156 >># Our entire civilization revolves around conflict, struggle, and death. The human race has an insatiable appetite for killing. On the plains of Africa, humanity forget its own future not by simply killing to survive, but killing to thrive. We slaughtered our way to the top of the food chain, climbing there on the corpses of what were once our most fierce predators, enslaving and taming that which did not resist mankind's will. Through millenia, humanity massacred everything it came across, aided by the single most potent weapon nature has or ever will design - the human brain
>> [_] Ren 1480159 >># You make a good argument. However I do have problems with the locality of the value of life as you propose it is. I see it as humanity's problem as a whole. To put it into a context: In Libya Khadaffi is bombing people who disagree with him. The whole world is saying how terrible that is but in the UN Security Council both Russia and China are veto-ing the no-fly zone. If the world _really_ cared about life, then they wouldn't veto a resolution that aims to save lives. In that context I see people dying in a car crash as a personal tragedy, but the world as a whole is too far fucked up to make that a priority. Just my opinion though.
>> [_] Anon 1480160 Best thing ever
>> [_] Anon 1480163 somewhere during that video, shit got real
>> [_] Anon 1480165 Fuck, I was just in an accident like 2 weeks ago
>> [_] Anon 1480168 >># I was speaking less towards the philosophical and more towards the trauma. You undergo a transformation psychologically. Leaving your subconscious "faith-in-humanity" meter at zero. It takes "Shit happens" to a whole new realm.
>> [_] Anon 1480176 >># You're moronic, displaying falsehood upon your subjective endeavours. If you want to be realistic know that a life is measured only appropriately by lives. One saved for one dead is profit maximized. This is the only logical way to think about things if you're going to be truly apathetic. If you want to romance this ideal any further then don't bother pretending you're not "naive" yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1480180 >># The word you were looking for was "romanticize" Grammar nazi, out.
>> [_] Anon 1480184 I found it funny that in an anti-speeding campaign ad that 2/3 of the accidents would have SPEED NOT A FACTOR in big bold letters across the accident report. Really poor "I can't drive for shit" reactions causing the accident in the few that were, and a lot of the ones that weren't.
>> [_] Anon 1480185 I LOLD
>> [_] Anon 1480192 OH SHIT A CAT, BETTER BLOCK THE OTHER CAR SO IT DOESN'T DRIVE OVER IT
>> [_] Anon 1480195 Yeah I fapped and came good shit thanks op
>> [_] Anon 1480196 To all the fags talking about the sanctity of life, and how "it wouldn't be funny if it happened to you". You're right, but remember, tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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[_] [?] you think thats the sadest thing ever? Anon 975090 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 975094 LOL
>> [_] Anon 975096 ololo. You dont know about sad
>> [_] Anon 975097 This made me lol.
>> [_] Anon 975099 I havn't laughed that hard in awhile.
>> [_] SamSherman !!TcQ7A8Eh8hm 975102 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 975103 :(
>> [_] Anon 975107 Darwin strikes again
>> [_] Anon 975108 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'm going to hell for laughing
>> [_] Anon 975109 Shit effects are shit. Also op can't spell for shit.
>> [_] Anon 975112 I didnt laugh at all. I came profusely
>> [_] The Laziest Troll 975113 He should've tokyo drifted into the family.
>> [_] Anon 975114 requesting someone edit this flash with the peewee's big adventure theme playing in the background
>> [_] Anon 975116 hahahaha I love how heartless this place can be. really makes me feel alive :3
>> [_] Anon 975120 What's sad is that the ricer kid didn't get pwned.
>> [_] Anon 975123 ITT: Internet TUFF GUYZ
>> [_] Anon 975126 i would tell you off about how a wish you would all an hero. GREATLY. but no one in this hell hole will listen so i will take refuge in knowing that i am better then you as a person in every way possible. k? unless you had the slightest bit of sadness and didnt post "LOLOLOLOL I GUFAWED WHEN THE MOTHER GOT HIT HURR DURR"
>> [_] Anon 975127 >># What? So we're all supposed to BAWWWWWWW over some child actor getting tomato sauce sprayed on their face? This shit happens all the time every single day. Crying about it doesn't change anything.
>> [_] Anon 975128 >># My grandmother was killed when a speeding driver ran a red light...and you got sad from a video? you pile of shit...
>> [_] Anon 975130 >># Just what this thread needed, a stupid bleeding heart faggot to clash with the 14 year old internet tough guys. Christ I hate /f/.
>> [_] Anon 975134 alright who else lold at the scene where the kid got hit by the van crossing the street?
>> [_] Anon 975136 >># He struck a dramatic pose. It'd be funnier if they let it run for a few more seconds and the girl received the text.
>> [_] Anon 975137 BUT WHO WAS MEDIA QUALITY?
>> [_] Anon 975138 I laughed when loverboy walked out in front of that van. THAT is "blind love" for you.
>> [_] Anon 975139 MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A VAN BERSERKER
>> [_] Anon 975140 They got at the pair where the guy got crushed to death around her legs. But that grease shit was just too corny to be sad.
>> [_] Anon 975141 fucking awesome
>> [_] Anon 975144 >># ......................WTFLOLBBQSAUCE!
>> [_] Anon 975145 you know what? you make a good point...i take back everything...
>> [_] Anon 975146 >># Dont mistake tough guys for people who no longer have souls, or still have them, just locked deeply away
>> [_] Anon 975147 >># I did too, dipshit thinking with his cock. What's so tragic about that? "HURR I WANNA FUCK YOU" *walks out onto street* GUYS. PLAY "Breakfast machine" by Danny Elfman while watching this. seriously.
>> [_] Anon 975149 that kid whose mom got killed over later became the crime-fighting vigilante, optimus prime
>> [_] Anon 975150 the only thing i could think of that would make this flash more perfect is a flashing red 'OWNED' marquee scrolling along the bottom.
>> [_] Anon 975152 >># It's tragic because you know they'll blame the van driver.
>> [_] Anon 975153 >># >># Oh god I feel better that i'm not the only one. The rest were "Alright some person got killed" but that stupid fucker deserved it. I just simply could not stop laughing at how retarded that was, lrn2lookbothways.
>> [_] Anon 975154 >># Don't mistake a post like this for was it really is.....TROLL BAIT!!
>> [_] Anon 975156 I SAID I WAS BEING A FAG!! I KNOW!! DONT TELL ME AGAIN!!
>> [_] NiGHTSChao !!rKI5WF/3adk 975159 I'm sorry but everyone in that video was either a bad driver or just a complete fucking idiot. I have no pity
>> [_] Anon 975161 Guy: imma x st Girl: kcu Girl: lolvan Guy: ohshi Girl: lol, pwn
>> [_] Anon 975171 the saddest thing was the song imo
>> [_] Anon 975175 for it to be tragic, you have to be able to empathize with the characters, they can't just be stereotypes but fleshed-out, this is just visceral entertainment
>> [_] Anon 975176 Jesus fucking christ. Maybe I wanted to feel sad, but I couldn't because that song IS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING GOOD GOD I HATE IT SO MUCH, IT PISSES ME OFF, DEESE WOONDS DEY WILLL NOOOT HEEALLAL IIT"S SOO FCUKING WHINY GOD DAMNIT I AM ANGRY FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU ADN FUCK YOU TOO FUCK
>> [_] Anon 975182 >># replace shitty music with yakety sax or breakfast machine, instant win
>> [_] Anon 975184 >># yeah, that needs to be in the vid >># So... I'm guessing you might not like this song.
>> [_] Anon 975194 Oh god a cat, lets swerve to miss it and roll the car!
>> [_] Anon 975197 The seat belt thing was actually really clever.
>> [_] Anon 975204 >># You know someone was recording it and would post it on youtube later.
>> [_] Anon 975205 LULZ I'M SU BADASS SEE MY LAUGING LULZ EPIX LUL MAN DO A BARL ROLL
>> [_] Anon 975208 BBC NEWS ALERT Loverboy strikes again! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7598 674.stm
>> [_] Anon 975209 >># Fucking right. Let's not blame the dumb ass teenager who just walked out into the road. Because he turns out to be a promising athlete. Anyone else ever notice it's always the "popular" "good guys" who are actually "dicks" who get hit by cars? God is telling us something.
>> [_] Anon 975211 >># newfag
>> [_] Anon 975212 >># I saw one of these on /f/ regarding a landmine incident with yakety sax playing... anyone have it?
>> [_] Anon 975213 >># Naw, bro. I laughed at the "mommy?" after that.
>> [_] Anon 975216 >># >The boy broke his nose and shoulder in the incident, which police say he was lucky to survive. >He has now made a full recovery. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 975218 the kid who walked out into the fucking road LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. kid fucking had that coming
>> [_] Anon 975224 OH LAWD I CAME
>> [_] Anon 975226 Was that Zac Efron? I LOL'd hard. The original I baaawww'd
>> [_] Anon 975228 /r/ version with the song move bitch get out of the way. make it happen!
>> [_] Anon 975234 in b4 small penis
>> [_] Anon 975237 best one was the car rolling into the couple and the chick getting stuck there imo
>> [_] Anon 975242 FUCK ENGLAND. but that is sad. yeas.
>> [_] Anon 975249 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpHtmLEQy QI enjoy
>> [_] Anon 975251 /r/ hooded version
>> [_] Anon 975256 >># Yeah, that gave me some perverted thoughts when she was doing those moves trying to get out.
>> [_] Anon 975260 i like the guy whose soul was like "well fuck this shit" and jumped back into his body. he was hardcore.
>> [_] Anon 975261 When the couple got their legs squished I couldn't help but laugh. This shit tries way too hard with that fucking cheesy music and that retarded scene where their SOULS ARE RISING FROM THEIR BODIES HURR DURR SO POIGNANT.
>> [_] Anon 975266 was anyone else expecting this to suddenly cut to a scene of, i dont know, the car destroying bonus stage from street fighter or something?
>> [_] Anon 975271 >># Seatbelt fuck yeah. But seriously, this shit tries too hard, can't deny it.
>> [_] Anon 975285 >># Oh jesus I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 975286 lol'd
>> [_] Anon 975290 running out of beer at weekend is sad...
>> [_] Anon 975299 That's not funny, my brother etc.
>> [_] Anon 975304 That kid's gonna be traumatized for life, and grow up to be a /b/tard.
>> [_] Anon 975308 Needs moar Yakety Sax in the background, it makes everything funny. :D
>> [_] Anon 975322 i dont think the drivers did anything wrong, those people need to stay the fuck off the road. roads are for cars, not people.
>> [_] Anon 975324 All of you are fucked up!!!! It doesn't matter about the special effects, don't even joke around!!! Every single one of you are going to HELL!!! SO FUCKED UP!!!
>> [_] Anon 975329 Notice how all the drivers are british? Really makes you think.
>> [_] Anon 975334 >># clearly the kids fault
>> [_] Anon 975342 >># I immediately thought that the kid has been playing too much Half-Life 2, and was merely trying to reenact the Rag doll physics to show off to his Video Game loving girlfriend. (He didn't text Hi!, he typed "HL!" stands for half-life.) Too bad it went horribly wrong. :(
>> [_] Anon 975343 >># Fuck I lol'd again. I like how his friend was about to jump over the railing as well but then stopped himself and walked away from the scene. This is just too good.
>> [_] Anon 975345 Would of been better if the girl texted him "van!" and he checks his phone and gets hit. Also the driver was texting.
>> [_] Anon 975346 Am I the only one who thought that the one where the girl gets her legs trapped is a really fucking improbable situation?
>> [_] Anon 975348 some were over exaggerated and other you would be perfectly ok if you just wear your seatbelt
>> [_] Anon 975349 Funniest thing ive seen on 4chan in a while.
>> [_] Anon 975351 >># lol'ed again
>> [_] Anon 975352 >># he's lucky the bus broke his fall, I mean the same shit or worse would of happened he his face hit the ground.
>> [_] Anon 975353 >># yep. I've heard of cases of stuff like that happening, like a drunk driver swerves off the road and pins a guy against a building but not to the almost Rube Goldburg effect as that video.
>> [_] Anon 975356 ITT: People don't really laugh when they watch this, they pretty much just sit there.
>> [_] Anon 975365 "So you see kids, if you drive, you're just going to kill somebody, so you're better off staying the fuck away from anything automobile related." "Thanks Joe, now I know!" "And knowing is half the battle!" GI JOOOOOOOOE
>> [_] Anon 975369 sage for heartless faggots who are going to hell, god have mercy on their souls
>> [_] Anon 975371 >># CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!
>> [_] Anon 975373 On an unrelated note, that old man looked like Magneto.
>> [_] Anon 975374 >># Give me actual footage of people having this shit done to them, then I'll have some sympathy. This shit? It's like that UK "Think!" advert telling you to not use a phone in the car because 10 seconds after you answer YOU FUCKING DIE.
>> [_] Anon 975387 HOW DARE YOU ALL NOT WEEP AT THIS SACCHARINE, HALF-ASSED ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE TRAGIC CAR ACCIDENTS! YOU'D BETTER GO TO CHURCH AND PRAY TO THE BABY JESUS SO THAT YOU DON'T BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, SINNERS!
>> [_] Anon 975410 >># That's the point of the video >fucking idiot
>> [_] Anon 975419 Music made me laugh more than anything, and some of those clips were like Final Destination-esque over the top. Couldn't even take that shit seriously.
>> [_] Anon 975430 Bawwww!!!
>> [_] Anon 975432 Best part is when the stupid teenagers were texting eachother and he gets hit, you can hear the fucking scream from Time Splitters.
>> [_] Anon 975453 the van one was the best
>> [_] Louise Françoise de la Baume le Blanc de la Vallière !!Bzaov8/XKWn 975463 Just kinda "man that sucked" at most of these. But that one where the businessman LOOK AT ME I'M SO AWESOME dick rear ended the car and caused it to hit the kid's mom made me sad. Mostly because I've seen dicks like him.
>> [_] The Laughing Man !AWEsomEEEE!!CwndNHTjLMy 975471 Ah. A troll pissfest. That's why there's 98 replies. Some of the scenarios were so dramatically overdone, I couldn't help but lol.