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[_] [A] Anon 1640985 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1641014 nothing to do with classics
>> [_] Anon 1641038 It's just the fucking Dial-Up Tone, right? I'm not just THAT unlucky?
>> [_] Anon 1641195 No its the NOAA tone, not a modem. And where is the hi pitched part. Cute though
>> [_] Anon 1641238 LOLS OMG rock choppas
>> [_] Anon 1641291 Evil

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[_] [J] this is a test of the national emergency broadcast sytem this is a test of the national emergency broadcast sytem 1576404 this is a test of the national emergency broadcast sytem

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[_] [A] Anon 1338279 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1338502 this was just a broadcast of the nipa system. if this had been an actual emergency, there would have been nipa.
>> [_] Anon 1338542 I lol'd

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[_] [L] NIPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anon 1319191 NIPAAAAAAAAAA EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............. EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH................... EHHHHHHHH......... EHHHHHHHHHHH..........
>> [_] Anon 1319241 aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeah

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[_] [?] Read inside Anon 1289682 Does this sound freak anyone else out? I mean really..It scares the bricks out of me. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1289699 Then it does it's job. I'ts supposed to catch anyone's attention at any time. something about the sound covers up any background noise in the area. it is an alarm, after all.
>> [_] Anon 1289700 Yeah. High and low frequency square waves will cut through pretty much any bullshit on account of their wide spectral signature. I use a similar (but less grating) noise for my IM notifications.
>> [_] Anon 1289702 >># This. But yeah, it's right up there with air raid sirens. An air raid siren went off near my house once without notice. At 3AM. I sat straight up in bed thinking both that the Luftwaffe was already overhead, and that the nukes had just reentered the atmosphere, and nearly shit my bed before I fully woke up.
>> [_] Anon 1289704 OP here. But seriously, The sound is... Piercing, Deafening and...Spooky.
>> [_] Anon 1289706 you forgot the 10 second long beep after
>> [_] Anon 1289707 >># To reiterate: the noise is supposed to do two things. 1) be heard over any other sounds going on around you and 2) alert you to life-threatening danger. So yes, it's both piercing and spooky because it is a DANGER NOISE. Like shrieks of terror or growling dogs or hissing snakes. It is a signal of potential disaster and hurty-ness.
>> [_] Anon 1289708 it seems like a modem transmission
>> [_] Anon 1289728 i'm scared
>> [_] Anon 1289739 For the non-Americans, most Americans know this sound as a television alert system preceded by a voice-over stating "this is only a test" during calm weather, and when bad weather or otherwise necessary notices (earthquakes, etc) you may hear this, alerting you to pay attention to the upcoming news. There's a similar sound for radio transmissions, but not quite the same.
>> [_] Anon 1289768 i remember living in the south-east for a few years and tornados were prominent around there, especially severe thunderstorms which happened every other day. there would be often warnings like that, and a red ticker at the bottom of the tv screen. I remember having two TV's on on different channels and a laptop with live doppler feed when there was a tornado that was suppose to be really close by. that sound was frightening as a child and even today i shit brix
>> [_] Anon 1289772 The sound and warnings really make it seem like the danger is in your fuckin backyard.
>> [_] Anon 1289780 this is from cod rite?
>> [_] Anon 1289782 >># From IRL This actually exists.
>> [_] Anon 1289820 >># My huge condo building has 130dB fire alarms. The first time they went off at 2 a.m., I turned to look at my gf, and she was literally levitating off the bed. I just happened to gain consciousness while she was in mid-alarm fright. It was awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1289841 Turn the volume up on blast. Then press play. It....UGH

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[_] [?] O__O Anon 1235002
>> [_] Anon 1235025 Oh sweet jesus, mine virgin ears!
>> [_] Anon 1235027 so this is how you get your kicks? how cute. meanwhile other trolls actually put effort in their work
>> [_] Anon 1235032 I lol'd... hard
>> [_] Anon 1235035 >># fail this is the best nipaa ever, and usually nothing beats the dinosaur scream
>> [_] Anon 1235070 >># you are a faggot. trolling /f/ is as bad (and as entertaining) as trolling /b/.
>> [_] Anon 1235095 >># >># >># >BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>> [_] Anon 1235189 It's missing the BEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOP BEE BEE That's the best part!
>> [_] Anon 1235192 oh god I loled
>> [_] Anon 1235223 Bahaha, best.
>> [_] Anon 1235230 ROFL @@K!EB@KENWL!@

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[_] [A] EAS Anon 1192784 Freedom from THE GAME forever to whoever successfully decodes these EAS headers. 'Sup broadcast engineers? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1192893 almost as good as the "Fuck You Niggers" version...
>> [_] Anon 1193082 Where is the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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[_] [?] Anon 1121551 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1121552 (≧ロ≦) GOD DAMMIT OP, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON LOUD! FUCK YOU!
>> [_] Moto !7J/FAWBsds 1121569 ahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1121704 Ahahahahahahahahahhaa
>> [_] Anon 1121722 LOL

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[_] [A] Anon 1108796 this is only a test Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1108909 i loled. best nipaa evah
>> [_] Anon 1109121 haha one of the better ones ive seen

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[_] [L] Anon 1104003
>> [_] Anon 1104051 my ears just got killed.
>> [_] Anon 1104102 I'm still going to make one for the dail-up sound one day.
>> [_] Anon 1104224 Once every month
>> [_] Anon 1104238 /r/ rika saying 'WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'
>> [_] Anon 1104245 This is acceptable.

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[_] [L] Anon 1097880 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1097932 lol
>> [_] Anon 1098012 nothing to nipaa about
>> [_] Anon 1098026 Sounded more like a Modem to me
>> [_] Anon 1098138 You forgot something at the end "BEEP BABOODA BOOP!"
>> [_] Anon 1098142 lol my roommate ran into my room asking what happened.
>> [_] Anon 1098165 THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NIPAA BROADCAST SYSTEM. IN THE EVEN OF AN ACTUAL NIPAA YOU WOULD RECEIVE PERTINENT NIPAA. THIS TEST IS NOW CONCLUDED. BRAAAP BRAAAP BRAAAP.

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[_] [A] Anon 1093887
>> [_] Anon 1093891 wake up call.

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[_] [J] Nipaaemergencybroadcast Anon 1081543
>> [_] Anon 1081609 hhhhhhrrrrrnnnggggg
>> [_] Anon 1081656 what
>> [_] Anon 1081657 /r/ Nipaa in morse code.
>> [_] Anon 1081664 -. .. .--. .- .-

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[_] [L] Anon 1070931 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1070932 ok
>> [_] Mr. Inquizative !ZqVlyy1e46 1070933 I have been waiting for someone to post this one. XDDDD makes me laugh every single time.
>> [_] Anon 1070936 It completely took me by surprise when I first saw it, now it's what I think of every time I see a "Nipaa" flash.
>> [_] Anon 1071072 Anyone have this sound? I want it
>> [_] Anon 1071078 3200 baud Nipaa modems, yes?
>> [_] Anon 1071080 >># Just search for a torrent of Trillix flash decompiler.
>> [_] Anon 1071113 loled my ass off for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 1071136 >># its because of the expression she makes. made me lol too
>> [_] Anon 1071200 OH GOD EVERY TIME THIS NOISE I FUCKING JUMP OUT OF MY SKIN Not because I'm worried something is actually happening, just OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>> [_] Anon 1071247 I feel like this should have turned into some techno rave song.

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[_] [J] Anon 1062615 this is a scheduled test of your local emergency broadcast service Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1062723 oh shit
>> [_] Anon 1062726 Ha ha ha. Oh God, that's brilliant.
>> [_] Anon 1062732 best.
>> [_] Anon 1062772 too big file size for a nipaa flash but good nonetheless (even though wrong frames are stopped on in the flash (look at her eyes))
>> [_] Anon 1062788 Amazing!
>> [_] Anon 1062792 2099.72m ^_^
>> [_] Anon 1062812 >># LOL WUT
>> [_] Anon 1062819 >># That's how many minutes he stayed huddled in his basement before he realized this was only a TEST of the emergency broadcast system.
>> [_] Anon 1062866 this made my soul cry, and angered my cats
>> [_] Anon 1062908 Who on earth uses such a wussy tone for emergency broadcasts? If I heard this, I'd think someone nearby was connecting using some 4800baud weirdoi modem or something.
>> [_] Anon 1062911 jesus christ I was wearing headphones
>> [_] Anon 1062917 >># America, that's who.
>> [_] Anon 1062918 >># Really? I lived in Buffalo in the 1980s growing up and I remember a weirder signal.

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[_] [A] Anon 1004434 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1004442 Why would you do that, Rika?
>> [_] Anon 1004478 >># lol what hasn't been done
>> [_] Anon 1004511 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1004570 This concludes this station's test of the Emergency Alert System.
>> [_] Anon 1004660 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1004663 this is lulz
>> [_] Anon 1004668 There really needs to be an ultimate collection of all of these. Really. LOL
>> [_] Anon 1004669 This is awesome.

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[_] [?] THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY NIPAA SYSTEM hillan dose hanks 976481 BAWAUHWWOWUABEDERP BOAWOWOOWOWABERDERP BAAOWOAWOAWOAWODERP DERP DERP DERP Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 976486 oh god no
>> [_] Anon 976489 pretty clever. I laughed.. should have made it end with that long low pitched sound at the end
>> [_] Anon 976492 Needs the last part. The higher tone that comes before the announce starts talking.
>> [_] hillan dose hanks 976497 >># >># ugh...find me a copy till then deal w/it nerds
>> [_] Anon 976506 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxrCBvt7 TM
>> [_] Anon 976542 HAHA i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 976547 AHH!! I HATE THAT >~<
>> [_] Anon 976551 Jesus christ! This sound scared me so much as a kid! I still shudder and get all nervous when I hear it.
>> [_] Anon 976554 same with me T~T
>> [_] Anon 976566 BEST NIPAA EVER +1 Internets
>> [_] Anon 976575 >># >># Yea, I started to feel a little anxious even before I realized what the sound actually was.
>> [_] Tretty !i3F0KfI9qI 976606 need a dial up handshake noise too.
>> [_] Anon 976613 THAT WAS AWESOME!
>> [_] Anon 976617 I don't get it. Why are you all so frightened by the noise? Are you all blubbering cowards? It's just some beeps. I've heard worse from old modems and other gadgets.
>> [_] Anon 976623 >># necause TV's and radios only play that noise before a broadcast reguarding an emergency situation
>> [_] Anon 976631 >># they play it loads of other times too. fuckin pussies.
>> [_] Anon 976632 >># I didn't realize that Americans were such easily frightened cowards.
>> [_] Anon 976635 >># im american and i fucking love this noise
>> [_] Anon 976639 The only sound I could say I really fucking hate is the typical clock alarm.. so many days hearing that before school.. the memories...
>> [_] Anon 976642 >># Glad to hear it. You are one of the fine examples that maintain your people's good name. Go forth and smite the lesser cowards that are staining your reputation by association.
>> [_] Anon 976652 >># brb school shooting
>> [_] Anon 976663 >># My hero. <3
>> [_] Anon 976669 >># more like soon to be an hero amiright?
>> [_] Anon 976687 OMFG FAIL Its supposed to be 3 short, 3 long, and 3 short squence its morse code and its SOS jeeze... THATS the standard emergency broadcast
>> [_] Anon 976689 >># ...no anonymous, you are the fail
>> [_] Anon 976692 I LISTENED TO THIS LIKE 3 TIMES AND DIDN'T EVEN GET NERVOUS. SERIOUSLY. MAYBE EVEN 4 TIMES.
>> [_] Anon 976697 why the fuck are you all nervous? obviously no one here stays up till 4 am when they run test gtfo underage faggets
>> [_] Anon 976699 >Emergency Broadcast Noise Annnnd fuck that. The entire house is dark, I'm not fucking with the ghost car.
>> [_] Anon 976707 it's too big though, point with the nipa flashes are that they should be below 50 kib in size
>> [_] Anon 976712 >># true, keep it real anonymous
>> [_] Anon 976714 >># >># obvious samefag is obvious