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[_] [G] Anon 1298214 Right click, then click "Play" to start. This is a pastiche of Schafer's LucasArts games in which you take on the role of Schafer backstage at the GDC Awards.
>> [_] Anon 1298329 Got all twenty-two jokes. Eat it.
>> [_] Anon 1298344 >># You lie.
>> [_] Anon 1298357 Not at all. Ask, and I may tell where.
>> [_] Anon 1298395 >># but where?
>> [_] Anon 1298402 Open magazines->open cigarbox->take multipurpose cutting tool->use key on box->take empyy matches->pickup photo->enter view corrected code->take book->take box->use box->cut cloth->use cloth with sink->turn on sink->open mirror->use box->take note on floor->pickup rug->push stoll
>> [_] Anon 1298404 open curtains->open minifridge->take note->open box->take popsicle->use popsicle on tim->use phone with newspaper
>> [_] Anon 1298416 yeah I'm stuck now
>> [_] Anon 1298420 WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PHONE
>> [_] Anon 1298422 >># ->pickup rug
>> [_] Anon 1298425 i have 12 jokes, soi theres 10 more, or do i have them all? there doesn't seem much more to do.
>> [_] Anon 1298429 found ancient rubber chicken, what do?
>> [_] Anon 1298431 >># Rape it.
>> [_] Anon 1298434 >># Turn off light, look at chicken. Joke scroll poops out.
>> [_] Anon 1298444 >># Does not work
>> [_] Ren 1298452 >># Be sure to find the head of the rubber chicken first.. Push the eye on the bearskin rug
>> [_] Anon 1298455 How do you use the newspaper with the phone?
>> [_] Anon 1298468 >># I recommend reading it and thinking hard
>> [_] Anon 1298471 Push over stool > pick up note
>> [_] Anon 1298476 Phone doesn't seem to work.
>> [_] Anon 1298477 above the minifridge is a box of sugary cereal, take it and use the cutters on the box, then use the cutters on the prize, then open the prize.
>> [_] Anon 1298478 >># "Error ST39 Message undeliverable".
>> [_] Anon 1298480 >># text "JOKE"
>> [_] Anon 1298483 >># OOOOhhhh. Now I feel stupid. I though you were supposed to text the joke from the newspaper.
>> [_] Anon 1298486 Jokes: Paper+sticker(under stool) index card riped in half (under table+behind mirror) blue paper(in fridge+behind painting) joke book in safe(5 jokes) paper+phone chicken scroll(10 jokes) popsicle cereal price Just one more!
>> [_] Anon 1298489 where do you find the body of the rubber chicken?
>> [_] Anon 1298490 i have 21...i have yellow card mentioning elevator...
>> [_] Anon 1298492 >># that goes with the newspaper! tell us where you found all the jokes
>> [_] Anon 1298493 >># ugh god i feel stupid...thank you
>> [_] Anon 1298494 >># Proper thanks would be to do as requested and post the final joke
>> [_] Anon 1298495 >># what
>> [_] Anon 1298498 we're all one joke short, post were you found the jokes
>> [_] Anon 1298499 >># i followed the other guide that was posted up here...what do you have in your inventory?
>> [_] Anon 1298501 Moonwalk mode unlocked!
>> [_] Anon 1298505 >># cigar cutters book of matches bathroom remote
>> [_] Anon 1298507 i dunno...there has to be a 1 piece joke you missed like popsicle or something...did you cut sheet off near appetizers? if it does anything ;/
>> [_] Anon 1298519 Look at Italian Dinner Jacket
>> [_] Anon 1298526 MOON WALK MODE ACTIVATED!
>> [_] Anon 1298530 Where is the bathroom?
>> [_] Anon 1298533 >># once you find the remote control...you press it to bring up bathroom. use cigar cutters to cut tablecloth and put it in sink. turn sink on and itl flood...press button again and itl bring you to altar. get artifact. press bear rugs eye for other half if you havent already. use chicken in dark

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[_] [G] Find all 22 jokes! /r/ a flash... Anon 1164268 Please post the video where a guy with saline balls whacks the balls against a hard surface over and over. It would make me ever so happy. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1164269 i might if you would post a working flash
>> [_] Anon 1164271 >># Right click > Play.
>> [_] Anon 1164313 Found 8. got bored.
>> [_] Anon 1164332 found 12, getting pissed that i cant find more, anyone know what to do with the booze?
>> [_] Anon 1164336 >># nothing! moonwalking!
>> [_] Anon 1164338 I've got 9 or so, the book in the safe is worth 5. I've clogged the sink and found the ancient artifact, obviously half a rubber chicken. Wat do?
>> [_] Anon 1164347 >># Clearly you put the two torn pieces of paper together and you win the game!
>> [_] Anon 1164364 Okay found some new shit Press the left eye of the bear rug, just pixel hunt it. Use the cigar cutters on the table cloth, take the cloth and the note. Use the key on the cigar box once you've taken the cutters, look inside it and get the match box Use the code from the matchbox on the safe, take the book for 5 jokes and the remote. Use the remote, put the cloth in the sink and turn it on (not use), open the mirror grab the joke half. Use the remote again. Take the ancient artifact, use it with the one the bear rug barfed up. Combine them, turn out the lights, look at the rubber chicken, open the scroll and look at it. Everything else is easy after this.
>> [_] Anon 1164388 what the fux do i do with the newspaper other than the text message....I just need one more joke
>> [_] Anon 1164391 >># nvm....moonwalk bitch!!
>> [_] Anon 1164397 ok where the fuck is the two halves of the walks into a bar joke paper clicked everything and have only found the the right hand half of it
>> [_] Anon 1164400 >># you obviously aren't mentally equipped to play this flash /b/ is that way <---
>> [_] Anon 1164401 >># screw you i have done everything on my own so far i just can't find this last bit for the last joke
>> [_] Anon 1164421 I have all 22 now. WIN FOR ME