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[_] [?] Herp Derpem !oHERpRH/Ts 05/19/12(Sat)23:50 No.1681175
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)00:41 No.1681197
The first time I watched this video, before getting into Warhammer 40,000:
>Oh no, those space marines are getting slaughtered! Well, at least he did his duty, fighting
those evil aliens!
After a few years of reading 40k:
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! Krump dose beakies! Orks is da best! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
And this is why the Orks are so great. No matter how much the space marines are made out to look
like super special noble heroes of honor and whatnot, the orks will never stop being hilarious.
That shoota-boy wasn't even aiming, that's how few fucks he gives.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)00:55 No.1681199
You primarily have guns.
Your enemy primarily has melee weapons.
You charge the enemy.
Your death is deserved.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)00:56 No.1681200
KILL DA SPAYS MUREENZ
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)03:42 No.1681256
>fucking tank with legs
>put it in the center of combat
They deserve fucking exterminatus
Slanneshi is superior to spaez muhreenz
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)03:56 No.1681262
Power armour is just so fucking useless
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)04:33 No.1681270
If Dawn of War 2 was any indication, Space Marine armor is made out of wet tissue paper.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)08:59 No.1681319
That armor is useless.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/20/12(Sun)10:05 No.1681335
The creators of that intro must not have even played the game first, let alone read anything
canon.
Everywhere apart from these intro vids spehss muhreens are literal super soldiers
