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[_] [G] You are horrible. Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:09 No.1656758
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>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:18 No.1656761
>A 13 year old business administratior from melbourne, FL
> 13 year old
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:20 No.1656766
> 16 year old stockbroker
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 04/14/12(Sat)23:31 No.1656774
>14 year old probation officer
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:33 No.1656775
You have killed Olly Haaksman, a 11-year old geographer from Odessa, TX. She was a member of Sons
of Norway.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:33 No.1656776
>94 year old heavy weight lifter
>ninety fucking four
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:35 No.1656777
>14 year old pope
>with a wife and kids
>> [_] Elle Lowel !pY5mGGxSYY 04/14/12(Sat)23:36 No.1656779
This game would be alot better with GLaDOS' voice in it.
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 04/14/12(Sat)23:37 No.1656780
>>1656776
They're Japanese
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:39 No.1656782
>You have killed Candide Oralie Boal, a 47-year old >pimp from Mission, TX. She was a member of
The >World Can't Wait and American Legion.
I win.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:40 No.1656784
xdfdju
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:41 No.1656786
>93 year old construction worker
>Bitch he dead before I shot him.
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 04/14/12(Sat)23:44 No.1656787
Maybe I'd kill more people in real life if I got to see their procedurally-generated bios.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:48 No.1656789
>10 year old cardinal
>member of Cocaine Anonymous
>lolwut
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:50 No.1656791
>11 year old cowboy and veteran
>He had a wife and kids
I just can't take this serious
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:50 No.1656792
>You have killed Schuyler Collin Emro, a 11-year old cook from Sheboygan, WI. You did him a
favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:51 No.1656793
>You have killed Tuckie Quent Frodsham, a 11-year old brewer from Monroe, LA. He was a member of
Iraq Peace Action Coalition.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:52 No.1656794
>You have killed Jeremy Lopes, a 16-year old chief of police from Concord, NC.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:56 No.1656795
>16 year old female
>Member of the Veterans of Cold War Veterans Association
>> [_] COME ON AND SLAM 04/14/12(Sat)23:56 No.1656796
You have killed Dr. Welbie Dmitri Brownlie III, a 15-year old pimp from Leavenworth, KS.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:58 No.1656798
>17 year old proctologist
>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/12(Sat)23:59 No.1656799
>You have killed Tamar Ronni Gruska, a 52-year old pope from Leominster, MA.
>killed pope
>You have killed Karleen Bobbie Sinanan, a 88-year old gravedigger from Madera, CA. She will be
succeeded by her children, Tod, and Antonina.
>ironic
>You have killed Allin Pearse Jr., a 14-year old lighthouse keeper from Birmingham, AL. He was a
member of Disabled American Veterans, Future of Freedom Foundation and Animal Defense League.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:02 No.1656802
>You have killed Zared Page Lamirande, a 18-year old comedian from Fredericksburg, VA. He will be
succeeded by his beautiful wife, Alyssa, and his children, Mack, Teddie, Prasun, and Marcos. He
was a member of European Environment Agency and Antiwar.com.
>18 years old
>4 children
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:04 No.1656803
>You have killed Mrs. Calida Astalos, a 17-year old diplomat from Newburgh, NY.
>She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stacy.
>She was a member of Anti-War Committee.
husband named Stacy. oh rly
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:21 No.1656810
this game would be better if like every 1 person in 10 persons was actually out to kill you when
they got close to you but you couldn"t tell the difference
so it's like kill everyone or get killed, and like it judged your morals based on that
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:46 No.1656823
>You have killed Rozanna Aurel Nixon, a 10-year old manservant from College Station, TX.
I think I did him a favor.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:54 No.1656827
>He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years.
That feel...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)00:54 No.1656828
>You have killed
>11 year old proctologist who was going to kill himself when he got home anyway
Go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:02 No.1656834
You have killed Flossi Adkinson, a 10-year old exotic dancer from Ashland, OR. She will be
succeeded by her children, Magnum, Harold, and Elwyn. She was a member of Public Patent
Foundation.
<_< She is 10 and has 3 kids?! WTF!!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:03 No.1656835
what the fuck is a "joggler"
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:05 No.1656837
>>You have killed Zonnya Hogue, a 17-year old ophthalmologist from Joplin, MO. She was about to
see her father for the first time in 20 years.
Math dont add up here...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:06 No.1656840
>You have killed Dr. Schuyler Kaid, a 80-year old escort from Troy, NY. He will be succeeded by
his son, Christos. He was a member of Paralyzed Veterans of America.
>80 year old escort
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:08 No.1656841
You have killed Dr. Davie Standrin, a 11-year old astronaut from Salt Lake City, UT. He was a
member of Common Dreams, Toastmasters International and National War Tax Resistance Coordinating
Committee.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:10 No.1656842
You have killed Dr. Hayward Munz, a 93-year old astronaut from Bethlehem, PA. He was a member of
Competitive Enterprise Institute, International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council and UNEP.
>93 year old astronaut.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:16 No.1656845
You have killed Miles Popovich, a 80-year old porn star from Lexington-Fayette, KY. He will be
succeeded by his beautiful wife, Dara. He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous, International Gay
and Lesbian Human Rights Commission and HeroBox.
>80 year old porn star.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:19 No.1656847
You have killed Mr. Basil Finch, a 10-year old engine fitter from Atascadero, CA. He will be
succeeded by his beautiful wife, Ginelle. He was a member of Association of Confederate Soldiers.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:24 No.1656848
>You have killed Dr. Ram Ali Akai, a 11-year old miner from Phoenix, AZ.
Oh, look, it's s.XVIII again
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:29 No.1656852
You have killed Jotham Aitken Sr., a 95-year old pimp from Hamilton, OH.
No arthritis in his pimp hand?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:44 No.1656857
>You have killed Ilyssa Mattson, a 12-year old funeral director from Vancouver, WA.
>> [_] Hitogana !!jdqR9pMkmHT 04/15/12(Sun)01:46 No.1656858
You have killed Opaline Saree Knapton, a 13-year old organizer from Pine Bluff, AR. She will be
succeeded by her children, Ulric, Roanne, Elissa, Gerhardine, Waite, Dela, and Adora.
7 KIDS
You have killed Ms. Nessa Iacoviello Jr., a 16-year old refuse collector from Lake Charles, LA.
She will be succeeded by her caring husband, Bailie, and her children, Oswell, Babs, Jean,
Heywood, Mauritz, Courtney, Gavrielle, and Letta. She was a member of Fleet Reserve Association.
8 KIDS
I am proud that I got to kill these two. Clearly they are too dumb to use contraceptives. They
would have overpopulated the world soon.
Also, is it supposed to make me feel BAD when I hear that some of those people were BROKERS or
CATHOLICS?
Because I sure feel like I did the world a favor and deserve a medal.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)01:48 No.1656859
You have killed Mr. Joab Sears, a 11-year old porn star from Wausau, WI. He was a member of Order
of the Arrow.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:00 No.1656887
>You have killed Rozina Maheu, a 82-year old hitman from Denton, TX.
>82 year old
>hitman
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:06 No.1656890
Did you see Latia Haurie's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her
scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:08 No.1656891
took me like, an hour to figure out i could walk
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:08 No.1656892
>You have killed Garrott Neal D'Anjou, a 57-year old prostitute from Danbury, CT.
Ew, old man-whore. And I live near Danbury too.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:10 No.1656893
>>1656835
A metalworking tool used to create a joggle.
Look shit up bro.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:25 No.1656894
>Game tries to make you question your own ethics, humanity and the meaning thereof
>/f/ gives not a single fuck and just mocks it for it's naming procedures
Oh man, never change you guys.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:32 No.1656899
How many do I need to kill to win?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:35 No.1656900
You have killed Maison Zackariah Moxon Sr., a 15-year old grocer from Mesa, AZ. He was about to
see his father for the first time in 20 years.
wat.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:45 No.1656905
You have killed Glynnis Bellina Corritore II, a 16-year old hitman from Rochester, MN. She will
be succeeded by her children, Lynsey, and Algernon. She was a member of Gamblers Anonymous.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:46 No.1656906
You have killed Ferdinand Enrique Kinrys III, a 13-year old psychotherapist from Flint, MI. He
will be succeeded by his loving wife, Tiphanie. He was a member of Mennonite Central Committee
and Narcotics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)03:56 No.1656908
You have killed Bobbette Jarnak III, a 82-year old gladiator from Youngstown, OH.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:01 No.1656909
You have killed Miss Ertha Van Den, a 13-year old imam from Bossier City, LA. She was a member of
Iraq Veterans Against the War and Group for the education of animal related issues.
Bitch had it coming.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:02 No.1656910
<Lev Giancarlo Hosneld is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
true story.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:03 No.1656911
You have killed Garnet Hartman, a 81-year old fortune teller from Vineland, NJ.
She should've seen it coming then, huh?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:10 No.1656914
judging from how they can soak up too 6 bullets without flinching, clearly these people are
already dead and i'm really taking down an army of zombies!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:29 No.1656924
You have killed Dr. Clancy Darcy, a 12-year old king from Waukesha, WI. He will be succeeded by
his loving wife, Clarice. He was a member of Debtors Anonymous and Sons of Norway.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:32 No.1656925
These things are obviously zombies.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:50 No.1656928
You have killed Ozzy Whit Homa, a 11-year old technical engineer from Clarksville, TN. He was a
member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans.
>wat.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:58 No.1656933
>93 year old mechanic apart of the society of killing compassion.
Do I win?
Besides, their fault for walking towards a man blasting his gun.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)04:59 No.1656935
>11 year old stripper
get tha fuck outta here
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:02 No.1656937
Kinda creepy when you kill someone from where you live.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:03 No.1656938
>13 year old bank tell, has a wife, and is a member of the society of incest.
Wtf???
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:04 No.1656939
I just killed a 13 year old porn star.....
:(
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:06 No.1656940
>18 year old brain surgeon
Nope.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:07 No.1656941
>You have killed Kraig Ezechiel Zunuzi, a 69-year old sexologist from Ogden, UT.
>You have killed Stacy Patry Jr., a 10-year old business administrator administrator from
Philadelphia, PA. He was a member of A.N.S.W.E.R..
>You have killed Sir Gaspar Ragnar Delong, a 72-year old underwear model from Redding, CA. He
will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Freida.
>You have killed Danette Marys Kestelman, a 11-year old flight instructor from Memphis, TN.
You have killed Mrs. Gigi Bessell, a 60-year old exotic dancer from Sioux City , IA. She was a
member of Fleet Reserve Association, National Association for Black Veterans, Cocaine Anonymous
and HeroBox.
>You have killed Hunter Gretchen Chaar, a 15-year old superintendent from Melbourne, FL.
fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:11 No.1656945
>You have killed Emmett Fadel, a 77-year old dentist from Norfolk, VA. He was about to see his
father for the first time in 20 years.
Hmm.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:16 No.1656947
>You have killed Locke Cavill, a 12-year old sailor from Wilmington, NC. He will be succeeded by
his beautiful wife, Bryana. He was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights
Commission.
>You have killed Thorpe Woodhall, a 11-year old professor from Longmont, CO.
>You have killed Dr. Gilbertine Marietta Updt, a 88-year old pirate from Kennewick, WA. She will
be succeeded by her husband, Rolfe.
>You have killed Dr. Spike Martino Rigsbee, a 18-year old pedologist from New Braunfels, TX. He
was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam and Sea Shepherd
Conservation Society.
>61 Year old Pool Boy!???
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:26 No.1656951
You have killed Ms. Joela Davidovich II, a 27-year old parole officer from Albuquerque, NM. She
was a member of Cherokee Nation Warriors Society. Her life was just starting to look up again,
too...
You disgust me.
Goober Fletcher Bareham had a family. He had a job. He had a life. You took it from him.
Goober Fletcher Bareham is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
You have killed Astrid Ainsworth II, a 34-year old orthopaedist from Bayonne, NJ.
You have killed Blare Ed Whitman, a 14-year old physical therapist from Orlando, FL. He was a
member of International Lesbian and Gay Association and Iraq Veterans Against the War.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:29 No.1656952
>You have killed Susann Coe, a 14-year old plasterer from Hagerstown, MD. She will be succeeded
by her beautiful husband, Emanuel. Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to
get back home.
>She will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Emanuel.
>beautiful husband
>Emanuel
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:48 No.1656956
Why are all these people walking towards a guy holding a gun.
Why are they walking towards a guy shooting people.
Why are they walking towards a bunch of dead bodies
If they're that stupid then they should probably be dead anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:50 No.1656957
>Mr. Locke Grader Sr., a 10-year old screenwriter from Santa Fe, NM. He will be succeeded by his
wife, Thalia. He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years.
Shit, his dad must've been a TRIPLE NIGGER
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)05:58 No.1656961
>>1656956
>You disgust me.
>There is no respawning in real life.
>He had a wife and kids
>He was about to see his father for the first time in 20 years.
>He was a member of Cocaine Anonymous
>He was 11-years old.
Shame on you.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:14 No.1656970
You have killed Dr. Robbert Yuengling, a 10-year old special agent from Virginia Beach, VA.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:17 No.1656974
You have killed Anabelle Chavers, a 18-year old rat-catcher from Fresno, CA. She will be
succeeded by her husband, Mary. She was a member of Society of the Cincinnati.
>her husband
>mary
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:27 No.1656975
You have killed Anny Rebeka Bhasin, a 11-year old game warden from Birmingham, AL. She will be
succeeded by her beautiful husband, Osbert. She was a member of American Automobile Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:29 No.1656976
Pair this with the Dead Island theme.
>;_;
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:39 No.1656982
>>1656974
>18-year old rat-catcher
>Fresno, CA
Sounds about right.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)06:51 No.1656985
> killed Miss Kirbie Antle, a 11-year old taxidermist from Tampa, FL. She was a member of
International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:06 No.1656992
>You have killed Sir Gustavus Ham Weeks Jr., a 40-year old princess from Newark, NJ. He was a
member of Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors.
>He
>Princess
>> [_] sdf df 04/15/12(Sun)07:40 No.1657003
You have killed Denny McGaughey, a 15-year old sound technicial from Suffolk, VA.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)07:55 No.1657008
You have killed Marlo Francisco Polakowski, a 12-year old astrologer from Rocky Mount, NC. He
will be succeeded by his children, Mathilda, Beaufort, and Meryl. He was about to get a promotion
at his job.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:23 No.1657019
You have killed Mr. Stinky Ethan Bellew, a 90-year old pimp from Portsmouth, NH. He was a member
of Center for Individual Freedom.
>RIP Stanky B ;_;7
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:43 No.1657025
why is this game so awesome
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:47 No.1657026
>83 replies
why
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:50 No.1657028
>>1657026
We're terrible people
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)08:53 No.1657029
>>1657028
fuck no, they're the terrible people
DEATH TO GREYFACES
(as if)
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 04/15/12(Sun)09:00 No.1657032
Not gonna stop till I have a higher body count than god!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:33 No.1657047
First person I killed was from Ogden, UT. Not a single regret.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:34 No.1657048
>You have killed Mr. Welsh Buttrey III, a 39-year old usher from Jacksonville, AR. He will be
succeeded by his wife, Dita.
>You have killed Angelica Losier, a 13-year old general contractor from Lynchburg, VA. She was a
member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, National Coordinating Committee to End the
War in Vietnam and Order Sons of Italy in America.
Wow
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:43 No.1657051
> You have killed Darrick Heath Bokanovich, a 50-year old batman from Elmira, NY.
Holy shit. I killed the goddamn Batman.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/15/12(Sun)09:48 No.1657053
>You have killed Madam Alvina Leigh Atl III, a 13-year old theatre director from Sheboygan, WI.
She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Stevie, and her children, Fonzie, Blare, Alford,
Kent, Martguerita, Georgiamay, and Emilie. She was a member of Toastmasters International and
Underwriters Laboratories.
