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[_] [G] The Best! 05/01/12(Tue)02:05 No.1668484
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)03:07 No.1668499
I thought I was supposed to reply with my answers that define ME, not what was "best suited" for
the situation at hand.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)03:24 No.1668509
Scored a Z+ survival rank, best of the best.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)03:27 No.1668513
I do like the quiz but many of the answers conflict with the idea of a zombie. Zombies don't have
a completely accurate definition. For instance, some zombies require flesh to survive. Some
zombies can scream, some can run, etc.
It's a good quiz though.
>>1668499
It is. It is giving you the score of how well you would fare in the situations. If you define
yourself as a helpless soul answering the questions honestly as such, then your score will be
crap because you likely would not survive. There are no wrong answers, only preferable answers
for surviving.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)04:13 No.1668527
CC and FF total score A lolwut ?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)05:23 No.1668539
Z-rank with honest answers. Military training pays finally off!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)05:29 No.1668541
Z+ helps that i read the zombie survival guide and world war Z
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)05:33 No.1668542
Mostly decent, but I completely blew the emotional aspect. I have no illusions that when the
zombie apocalypse comes I'm fucked beyond measure.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)05:44 No.1668545
B
C
D
F
---Z+
Completly honest, and All I do is sit on my ass and play vidoegames, though I am overly couscous
about everything.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)05:48 No.1668550
Survival is the key- Z+
Easy
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)05:54 No.1668551
BBCF:Z+
NUMBNESS ACHIEVES ALL, BITCHES
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)06:02 No.1668553
Shitty flash. Scored Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)06:24 No.1668562
>implying this quiz is made by actual experiences of people surviving zombie apocalypse
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)06:35 No.1668565
>says axes and knives are useful for stopping zombies
>creator confirmed for left 4 dead faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)06:58 No.1668567
>katanas
>useful
>stating things like whether zombies can run or not as fact.
holy fuck my sides
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:15 No.1668570
This is a quiz based on nothing more than the creators OPINIONS. Taking anything of what he says
as fact is retarded and even more so if you're actually proud afterwards.
Anything involving close combat (against 28 days later zombies that the creator insists is the
only possibility cause FUCK YOU I SAID SO) is like begging on your hands and knees to get fucked
by rampaging apeshit zombies.
Not only would it be ridiculously hard to kill one with a knife, but any blow you land has a
chance of splashing blood into your mouth, eyes, open wound, asshole and once it's there BETTER
HOPE YOU HAVE A GUN OTHERWISE HAVE FUN BEING THE WALKING DEAD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE FAGGOT
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:22 No.1668572
Z+
was not expecting that, I was brutally honest and deliberately assumed the zombies would be the
fast kind
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:28 No.1668574
>>1668570
in the questions where he's asking about the best weapon it's often only a choice between
different melee weapons
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)07:34 No.1668575
Z+ Mother Fuckers
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:03 No.1668582
Z+
My Concerns:
Knife Choice: He says smooth, but a serrated edge would be best for utility purposes.. who the
hell wants to use a knife against a zombie?
Zombies Detecting Prey: If zombies are assumed to run on base instinct isn't it usually
instinctual to "not" notify your prey of your presence?
Zombies eating to survive: No animal bites just to "spread a disease" even rabid animals don't
behave for that purpose, idiotic conjecture by author.
still amused me for a few minutes anyways.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:09 No.1668583
Z+ with honest answers, tried with optimal ones and checked that Z+ is best option.
Had a long rant but claimed it was too long, so long story short:
Flash is using the least realistic seeming zombies of the lot and has many assumptions of people
who answer. Buildings seem to refer for average american buildings and situations (for example,
the schools anywhere near me are definitely NOT good place for zombie attacks (no real escape
routes if you are anywhere apart from first floor and large windows for extra shitty factor. Also
I would consider assault rifle or SMG to be better than rifle for capacity of auto/burst fire as
well as large clips over rifles (since quite many assault rifles at least have single shot option)
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)08:37 No.1668586
So with complete honesty I got
B
A
A
F (chuckled a bit at this one)
And an overall Z+
I'm surprised I got all the firearms questions right.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)09:51 No.1668608
>Emotional Rating: F
>Your mantra is, "Numbness is the path to survival."
Wow, I actually act like, too. Neat.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)10:36 No.1668621
>>1668567
But they are folded over a thousand times and can easily cut through steel!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:28 No.1668643
A
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:50 No.1668650
>>1668621
Weaboo faggotry asside, as a hobbyist blacksmith I would very much like a sword should the
zombies arrive.
Not a katana though, wrong approach for the living dead (and I suck at making them).
Give me a bastard sword/hand and a halfer any day. Hell, even a machete tending towards a
sword-like shape. Also, a kukri as a backup. Daggers/survival knives wont work on a target that
cannot feel pain.
(If it comes down to it I have a warhammer made and sitting in my shed ready to go)
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)11:56 No.1668651
>YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ZOMBIES NIGGER
Neither do you because they don't exist faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:14 No.1668658
B
C
C
F
Z+
what do i win?
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:21 No.1668662
A zombie apocalypse happens. Every nerd and sharp thinker generally has the upper hand in the
survival equation, sure, but don't overlook the fact that you still have to ascertain the fine
details. Are they 'infected' living beings? Are they literal walking dead? What is the primary
vector for infection? Are 'headshots' necessary? What senses do they have intact? What patterns
do they follow? Assuming anything is a fast-track to getting demolished.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:22 No.1668663
Blades are always a bad idea against zombies, given they'd be prone to getting stuck in your
target. Close combat should always be a last resort, and your weapon should optimally be of
medium length at least. Exhaustion is a real bitch, but if your first strikes don't at least
cripple the target, you're just begging to be mauled. Blunt weapons are great but there are
rarely any "medium length, medium weight" squashers. Sledgehammers are great overall, but
terrible as panic weapons. Crowbars are your friendly multi-purpose awesome items, but can easily
suffer from getting stuck in a target.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)12:44 No.1668672
A
B
C
F
--Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:04 No.1668684
>>1668527
This, Seriously lolwut
>> [_] Kitty-Pony !!7yxzL3RElHs 05/01/12(Tue)13:07 No.1668685
A
B
B
F
Z+ cool shit guise
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:39 No.1668703
I should've been warned when I saw the Newgrounds logo.
Pointless AND free of any entertainment.
Typicel Newgroudns standart.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)13:53 No.1668710
A,B,A,F = Z+. Emotional deadness in dire straits wins.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)14:01 No.1668713
>>1668608
NUMBNESS SHALL CLEANSE THE WORLD
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)14:07 No.1668716
>>1668703
>>1668651
>>1668567
>>1668565
>>1668562
>> [_] Anonymous 05/01/12(Tue)14:17 No.1668726
This is pretty awesome :D bump
>> [_] Godwyn 05/01/12(Tue)14:21 No.1668729
Z+
Apparently I'm also emotionally dead, since I got an F on that. Which isn't a bad thing if I'm
trying to survive, and not play white knight to every jackass who gets themselves surrounded.
>> [_] The Best! 05/01/12(Tue)14:39 No.1668745
I'm glad I could make /f/ a better place
