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>> [_] Anon 2152569 Oh boy, a troll game!
>> [_] Anon 2152586 nice i passed
>> [_] Anon 2152589 B B C F which means a Z+ somehow. Awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2152599 most accurate zomby test i ever took1!! ;DDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2152618 B D F F and my final score's a A Looks like I'll be making good use of my Katana huehuehue
>> [_] Anon 2152620 C C C F=Z+ Seems about right somehow A big problem is it doesnt say what kind of zombies.
>> [_] Anon 2152626 >shotguns are only effective at close range just like in vidya and movies >you can cut a human's head off easily with a machete what was the maker of this smoking?
>> [_] Anon 2152658 B B B F Slightly out of shape and emotionally numb. What, cause I look to see if the person being attacked is hot before deciding whether to help? That's just good sense.
>> [_] Anon 2152662 Z+ Apparently I'd do pretty damn good...
>> [_] Anon 2152670 A A B F Z+ I'm pretty pleased.

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>> [_] Anon 2054421 >dat knife question Every fucking time.
>> [_] Anon 2054423 >Emotion: F >Your mantra is "Numbness is the key to survival." Aww man... Still, Z+. Guess I'll make it.
>> [_] Anon 2054434 >># ^
>> [_] Anon 2054435 >># >Z+ Comrade
>> [_] Anon 2054439 B, B, C, F, Z+
>> [_] Anon 2054440 >># B, C, D, F Z+ Fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 2054441 B, C, F, F Z+ Is it even possible to get a bad overall survival grade unless you're trying?
>> [_] Anon 2054445 >># well most 4chaners are better equipped for strangeness than others its just natural for us to do better in extreme situations :P
>> [_] Anon 2054447 Z+
>> [_] Anon 2054448 Some of the answers here are pretty stupid, not gonna lie.
>> [_] Anon 2054451 >># Agreed.
>> [_] Anon 2054455 >># think they are based off max brooks book and he really isn't an authority on gear or tactics
>> [_] Anon 2054460 B,B,C,F Z+ i need learn to ride horses
>> [_] Anon 2054462 >># That would explain a lot. I really didn't like that book.
>> [_] Anon 2054471 B, A, B, F, Grade Z+ here.
>> [_] Anon 2054476 B B B F Z+
>> [_] Anon 2054485 >># a a a f z+
>> [_] Anon 2054492 >># Yeah, seriously. Fortifications are monuments to man's stupidity, as Patton once said. Max Brooks doesn't know shit. In his book, zombies can withstand pressure at the bottom of the ocean, yet can still be stopped by handgun rounds. Fuckin' inaccuracies everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 2054493 bbcfz+ fuck that "numbness" crap. Sure, I'll shoot my mom if she's already a zombie, but I'm not going to sacrifice others for my safety. I wouldn't want to live with myself after that anyways, so who the fuck cares if I don't survive because of it? Dying on my feet is much better than living on my knees.
>> [_] Anon 2054494 >># B,B,D,F In what situation is numbness not the answer?
>> [_] Anon 2054500 B, B, B, F Z+ But this shit hole city is so boring and uneventful an apocalypse of any sort wouldn't bother hitting here
>> [_] Anon 2054503 A good quarter of the test is BS. Zombies take many forms.
>> [_] Anon 2054506 brb, getting the worst possible grade
>> [_] Anon 2054511 z+ master race reporting in
>> [_] Anon 2054522 ACDF Z+ so is everyone here emotional?
>> [_] Anon 2054527 z+ I win
>> [_] Anon 2054530 >># Being emotional seems to be the wrong answer, considering the description
>> [_] Anon 2054537 >># well I couldnt leave a wounded friend and I coundnt let the zombies eat someone right in front of me so I guess I deserved that F.....
>> [_] Anon 2054540 >># I got an F, and i let the guy get eaten in front of me. Wouldn't abandon a friend though, still got an F
>> [_] Anon 2054541 B, D, F, F, = A overall.
>> [_] Anon 2054545 Some of these questions are fucking retarded >Throwing a grenade at a group of zombies would not help, as it would not likely hit the brain It will sure as hell slow them the fuck down, that's a given
>> [_] Anon 2054546 >Smooth-edged knives are best, toothed knives will get stuck inside of the zombies when stabbed. Because there is literally nothing you can do with a knife but stab a zombie with it.
>> [_] Anon 2054548 ABCF Z+ It's not only about self preservation. Need numbers to ensure survival.
>> [_] Anon 2054550 BBBFZ+ Also, a plain edge knife is superior because it's a goddamn survival situation, not because it's harder to stab zombies with a serrated or combo edge blade.
>> [_] Anon 2054553 Just to check: has anybody here gotten anything other than an F for emotion?
>> [_] Anon 2054558 >what would you do if someone is being attacked by zombies? Check to see if they're hot before saving them, duh. It's like zombie movies don't think of what happens after the apocalypse. f in emotions and z+ overall btw
>> [_] Anon 2054560 >># I guess this tells something about 4chan's demographic.
>> [_] Anon 2054562 You're supposed to get an f in emotions. It means you dont have them. You need to be numb in an Apocalypse. it helps you kill the weak and ignore the injured.
>> [_] Anon 2054563 >asalt rifle is never good at long range >they're for close range
>> [_] Anon 2054568 Crowbar question is retarded, blood could be a vector for the pathogen, and there is no way a machete could get through a vertibra with both a short handle and a blade designed to cut vegetation.
>> [_] Anon 2054569 Anyone care to answer why the whole Assault rifle and SMG is a second best choice? cause im pretty sure those are the two types of ammo that are least common when it comes to general looting.
>> [_] Anon 2054570 Also how the fuck is night the "most popular" answer for 'when to travel'
>> [_] Anon 2054572 B B C F Z+ Would you use "an axe or a crowbar" at close range over an assault rifle?
>> [_] Anon 2054573 >># SMGs can fire pistol ammo of the same caliber
>> [_] Anon 2054574 >42 replies Well this should be fun
>> [_] Anon 2054576 >claims there's no fuel for a car >says cars will be everywhere because I can't reinforce a truck
>> [_] Anon 2054578 A A B F Z+ That's why I keep a combat knife next to my bed at all times.
>> [_] Anon 2054579 >># SMGs tend to be wasteful as fuck, too.
>> [_] Anon 2054580 >># unless you have to get them semi-auto (thanks, State-I-Live-In)
>> [_] Anon 2054582 >B B D F >Z+ Hell yeah motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 2054583 >># >Semi-automatic SMG That's not really a fucking SMG anymore, is it now?
>> [_] Anon 2054592 >># oh man you got me there, since obviously the name changes when you get the semiautomatic version of a mp5
>> [_] Anon 2054595 >># Go be stupid somewhere else.
>> [_] Anon 2054598 B C D D got an A
>> [_] Anon 2054600 >># The name may not change, but the classification sure as hell does. Not an SMG.
>> [_] Anon 2054610 B C C C >Z+ Welp, I guess so.
>> [_] Anon 2054614 B,B,C,F Z+
>> [_] Anon 2054625 >># what do you call it, then? 'weird-looking rifle with a fast action trigger'?
>> [_] Anon 2054629 >># it's still SMG shit machine gun
>> [_] Anon 2054631 >># real smg's are select fire you can put it on safe (no fire) semi ( single shot) or full auto so they don't have to be wasteful
>> [_] Anon 2054634 >># You would waste ammunition just zeroing in the sights. I'd go for a pistol and a carbine personally. If it were up to me, I'd have an m1911 with a home-made silencer and an m1 carbine myself.
>> [_] Krillin 2054639 A,A,A,F = Z+ yeah ok
>> [_] Anon 2054659 B B B F Z+ I wasted the close friend who's infected, I checked to see if the person being attacked is good looking, but help your traveling companion with a bum leg? You're an emotional little bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2054673 in case of infection go to: home, hospital, military base, mall those are all stupid options, i would go into the forest because the population is less dense. even if we are talking about a regular epidemic this is the right answer. even if we're talking about any kind of disaster (except forest fire)
>> [_] Anon 2054701 >A >B >C >F >Z+

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>> [_] Anon 2040047 I got a Z+
>> [_] Anon 2040048 Z+, though I got an F in emotions.
>> [_] Anon 2040050 I got a D in physical, C in mental, and F in everything else, but still got an A in survivability....
>> [_] Anon 2040051 >># B B D D Z+ weird scoring system. I should average out at a "C" survival rating, so I guess the two D's aren't as heavily weighted as the B's. not a good test.
>> [_] Anon 2040054 >implying staying home is the best answer Enjoy being buttfucked by zombies and starvation.
>> [_] Anon 2040059 A B B F Z+ How did I get an emotional F? >># It didn't say staying at home is best, but it's the best place to go immediately following an outbreak, which is correct. If you can't defend your own house, and you don't have food in it, you have bigger problems than the possibility of a zombie outbreak.
>> [_] Anon 2040062 B B D F Z+ seems like there's no way to answer questions in a logic way without having these results or similar. >F in emotional after i save survivors under attack and support my injured mates
>> [_] Anon 2040064 >># F in emotions for me, too, BUT... apparently my mantra is "numbness is the path to survival"... Doesn't that sound like a "good" thing, by their criteria? Also, lol, fuck this patronizing game- zombies are fantasy, so I could give a fuck if I don't have what it takes to take 'em on.
>> [_] Anon 2040067 >># Furthermore, it makes sense that I'd get an "F" in the emotional box, because I helped friends and random people. This test is about survival, but for real, who gives a shit about surviving if you're completely alone *and* surrounded by hostiles otherwise?
>> [_] Anon 2040073 My plan would be to buy a bunch of gas, food, water and weapons. Then I would drive as far north as I could in my van. I would sleep in the van and try to never get out of it unless I absolutely had to. I live in Canada so I'm good with winter and I could probably could go far enough north that I wouldn't have to worry about zombies.
>> [_] Anon 2040074 B for Physical C for Mental C For Experience F for Emotions Z+, apparently if you think of pure survival i.e - leaving people behind your a bad person emotionally.
>> [_] Faggot 2040077 C A A D B Hows this rating system work?
>> [_] Anon 2040079 >># A B B F Eat a dick Dr Bizmoe, only save what's necessary, I'm not going to help some random goddamn human with hero antics, you fuck.
>> [_] Faggot 2040081 So... because I am not very physical I only get a b. oh well
>> [_] Anon 2040083 D F F Z total : F
>> [_] Anon 2040084 ok wtf i'm not from /k/ but i know some shit. the test says the best gun is a rifle because it's accurate and doesn't waste ammo, second is the assault rifle and sub machinegun, then the shotgun and lastly the pistol because unaccurate, short range and shit the pistol however is a single handed weapon and way more effective at close range than any of the others. also bullets are much easier to find, it's a 100% reliable gun and carrying it doesn't weight you at all. how fucking much are you going to shoot your assault rifle before you run out of ammo? what are you going to do if zombies jump out close to you, with your rifle? how's reloading that shotgun going? pistol is best
>> [_] Anon 2040087 >serrated knives are worst because they get stuck in zombies when you stab them >get stuck in zombies when you stab them >when you stab them >stab them >stabbing zombies >ever
>> [_] Anon 2040091 >># this You're probably not going to need a weapon with a very long range. If a zombie is out of the range of a pistol, its obviously not close enough to pose an immediate threat.
>> [_] Anon 2040093 >zombies will only eat animals and humans >EAT >what the fuck zombies eat corpses because they are hungry, they bite humans. or else there wouldn't be so many zombies around. at least you can say that zombies try to eat humans and when they turn to zombie they stop. but still they don't eat humans
>> [_] Anon 2040094 >># B,B,D,F Z+. neet
>> [_] Anon 2040095 >># A B A F z+
>> [_] Anon 2040097 A B C F Z+ "Dr. Bizmoe says: Your knowledge, strength, and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the Earth. Zombies don't stand a chance." /k/ommando reporting in.
>> [_] Anon 2040100 >># answer to a following question: zombies must eat to survive >zombies do not feed on flash, they only bite to spread the disease it just fucking contradicted itself, saying that zombies don't eat humans
>> [_] Anon 2040101 >i can treat all of these >implying you can survive for shit after you break one of your bones
>> [_] Anon 2040108 Physical A Mental A Experience A Emotional F lol Z+
>> [_] Anon 2040114 Physical A Mental A Experience A Emotional F because I save people? a human alone doesn't live very well overall Z+
>> [_] Anon 2040122 >># For real. Anyone on /k/ will tell you if you can only have 1 knife get it serrated because you can do so much more things with it. Non-serrated to stab zombies is fucking tacticool.
>> [_] Anon 2040123 B B B F Z+ We should all be thankful this shit is still ficticious
>> [_] Anon 2040126 >># Fuck that. I want it to happen.
>> [_] Anon 2040135 >># nope.. x mil here serrated knives are hard to sharpen and in a shtf you will need it to last. only serration I have on any carry knives are saw-backs
>> [_] Anon 2040136 B C D D total A dunno how this scoring works... at all...
>> [_] Anon 2040137 >physical A >mental C >experience C >emotional F >Survival grade Z+ >zombies don't have access to nukes, we should kill them now.
>> [_] Anon 2040139 >># knives are not meant for use against zombies, anyone who thinks otherwise will die probably very soon. serrated knifes however can become handy in survival scenarios like in the woods, shit that >/out/ knows
>> [_] Anon 2040142 C D D F total : A
>> [_] Anon 2040143 B C D F overall Z+ weird. but ok
>> [_] Anon 2040144 >we all score f in emotion >we're all socially impaired. Ah well.. great minds think alike. Until yours is beingb eaten.
>> [_] Anon 2040147 >># seems like you need at least a minimum in each to make it to Z+ physical: not less than B mental: not less than C experience: not less than D emotional: not more than F
>> [_] Anon 2040152 C C D D Z+ >Grenades are not useful against a group of >zombies, The actual explosion is not the most >lethal aspect of a grenade: shrapnel is the >primary means of killing targets. it would >purely up the chance that a flying piece of >shrapnel would make a lethal hit to a zombie's >brain. The fuck do you think the outer shell of a grenade is made of, Jelly?
>> [_] Anon 2040153 A A A F Z+ Well then. Apparently I'm a heartless fucker that's meant to survive.
>> [_] Anon 2040154 Where can I take the zombie physiology course the maker of this took?
>> [_] Anon 2040161 >># >The actual explosion is not the most lethal aspect of a grenade: shrapnel is the primary means of killing targets. it would purely up the chance that a flying piece of shrapnel would make a lethal hit to a zombie's brain yes, but if a zombie doesn't have any legs it's way easier to escape
>> [_] Anon 2040163 C F F C Final B
>> [_] Anon 2040166 >># I'm from /k/. Official rankings for zombie survival: Necessity tier: Semi-auto/Bolt action Rifle (Bolt actions are nice, but only recommended if you have no option, the time spent working the action is a good time to ready yourself for the next shot, but it could spell the difference between life and death, and for a beginner, it's hard to keep your mind on the shot and not on the bolt. If you do go bolt-action try to get one that's magazine fed to save time reloading.) Handgun (I would recommend .45 acp for the penetration, although 9mm is fine and with proper shot placement you should have no problems getting a reliable killshot. Less kick from a 9mm is good for beginners .22 handguns are not recommended EVER) No less than one Close Quarters Combat tier item. These are non-negotiable necessities for a survival situation.
>> [_] Anon 2040167 >># Close Quarters Combat (Also called close quarters battle) Tier: Crowbar - multi functional, older ones are more durable and will probably outlive you. Axe/hatchet - once again multi function, important part is all steel and durable. Handles can be replaced if needed. Combat Knife - In a pinch (handgun out of ammo, dropped, etc) can down a zombie with one well placed thrust. (Temple, Top Vertebrae on back of neck, Top of skull, Through eye not recommended but possible) Sawback, serrated edge on back of knife, useful for cutting ropes, etc. Anything else is acceptable, but may have to be replaced. Look for strong durable construction, and something that can be used for other purposes. Ammo waster but fun as all hell tier: 'Assault' rifle Submachine Guns Howitzers You're not going to find any full auto capable rifles in a local funshop most of the time anyway, but if you do, it wouldn't be worth it just for the weight needed on ammo alone.
>> [_] Anon 2040169 >># Group Defense tier: Shotguns (sawed off for solo survival can be an effective room clearer and/or close range crowd control) Everything in necessity tier for every member of the group. What the fuck is wrong with you tier: Grenades LAW tubes Airsoft Guns Glocks Flamethrowers Remember, proper maintenance is important for all primary weapons and sidearms, if you don't know how to clean it, you better be with someone who can teach you how. Training is also important, If you can't hit a 10 ring from 10 yards in a no pressure situation, you'll never hit a moving head in the middle of combat. In other words, if you can't use it properly, consider using something else. Terrible with handguns? Always carry a cqc/cqb weapon.
>> [_] Anon 2040172 >># Oh, and as far as Rifle cartridge goes, 7.62x51mm (7.62 NATO) is good. Here's why: It and .308 winchester are fairly alike, and in a pinch can be used interchangeably (ONLY IN EMERGENCIES). If you hit the head, it will be a kill. The ammo is common, and it will not be hard to find. Some people will recommend 5.56x45mm (5.56 NATO). I disagree. Here's why: Although, it performs at a much higher velocity, it's fragmentation is highly varient. In lab testing, the round (from the same manufacturer) had several cases of not decelerating enough for fragmentation until penetration of 7-10 inches. This is due to a higher velocity that 7.62 combined with a lighter bullet. In other words, the lighter 5.56 bullet is penetrating so fast that it may not properly fragment which causes much wider tissue damage, more likely to ensure a kill.
>> [_] Anon 2040175 Physical: B Mental: C Experience: D Emotional: F Overall: Z+
>> [_] Anon 2040176 >># only thing i'd question is the bolt action rifle and the lack of mention for silencers i would probably set up with two pistols, .45 and 9mm, so i can use both ammunition without particularly weighting me down and preferably with a silencer. rifle is something you only carry in some areas, if i were to go in a city, my rifle wouldn't come with me. combat knife is always useful. axe would be my close range weapon, but the shorter version, not a fire axe because it's too big to carry/slow
>> [_] Anon 2040178 >># >This is due to a higher velocity that 7.62 combined with a lighter bullet. This is due to a higher velocity THAN 7.62 combined with a lighter bullet. >In other words, the lighter 5.56 bullet is penetrating so fast that it may not properly fragment which causes much wider tissue damage, more likely to ensure a kill. I meant that bullet fragmentation causes much wider tissue damage and was more likely to ensure a kill. NOT that 5.56's lack of fragmentation was. Just to make my meaning clear.
>> [_] Anon 2040180 >># >># well, put in simple terms, 7.62 is way bigger and powerful than 5.56, but i think a headshot from anything bigger than your mentioned .22 pistol round would kill the brain. 7.62 would destroy the head, 5.56 would make a nice little hole through it, also killing the zombie. but i get your point that shooting a zombie in the chest with a 5.56 is like throwing needles
>> [_] Anon 2040183 how many questions are there? I got bored around fiftieth..
>> [_] Anon 2040185 >># I wasn't really considering cities in my list. You shouldn't really go into a city at all, but i understand it would probably have to happen sometime. The silencer is definitely a good addition, i honestly didn't consider it for two reasons. 1. They're hard to find where i live. Meaning it may be hard for a lot of other people to find as well. 2. They do cause a noticeable decrease in bullet velocity. Which, while making a 5.56 rifle more viable, would make most other weapons slightly less reliable for single shot kills, including the 9mm you just listed. A rifle is not something you only carry in some areas, a rifle is a primary weapon. The only time i would not carry it was if speed was a factor and i was alone. Shorter barreled versions of almost any rifle are easy to find, and great for cramped hallways, room clearing, etc. These are quite easy to use in cities. Hence their use in SWAT teams and military units who operate within cities, especially special forces.
>> [_] Anon 2040186 >># As far as rifle rounds go, most would definitely penetrate, but not all will ensure destruction of the brain. The lack of fragmentation in the 5.56 was what i was pointing out. This means although the 5.56 will certainly enter the head, and hit the brain, it may not destroy the necessary parts of the brain to stop the zombie. (ie brainstem) If it hits the head too high, it will certainly cause damage, but only to parts of the brain which humans certainly use, and which would be essential to us, but not to them. So, to make things simple once again 7.62 is more likely to be a one shot kill. This is why i recommend it in a zombocalypse.
>> [_] Anon 2040187 B B C F Z+ Apparently it'd take a nuclear holocaust to get rid of me, even though I'd probably sudoku if an outbreak occurs.
>> [_] Anon 2040188 >># C C F F Z+ /a/non reporting, this test is a fucking joke, even my grandma with arthritis could get a Z+
>> [_] Anon 2040190 >># Watch my score actually >>#
>> [_] Anon 2040196 >># Well fuck me. "numbness is the path to survival". Loved the question "what zombies do when they sight their prey ?" What the actuall fuck ? If i remember correctly, not all zombies are runners. Also, almost all zombies from 80-90 were slow as fuck. How do you decide on shitty questions like this ?
>> [_] Anon 2040199 >># well wtf >># you're good equipped then, because where i live .308 is very rare, not even to mention the military version and 5.56 is perhaps even rarer. only 9mm you can find is in police stations and some private user here and there. i believe someone has .45 but it's 1 in a 100000 i also didn't consider traveling with people. if it would happen tomorrow, all i'd have is a hunting .243 bolt action and various hunting 12/20 double barrels with tons of ammo
>> [_] Anon 2040200 >># also noone in the world can heal a broken bone, that was a shitty question too. and the first question, are you male or female, has no relevance in matters of physical power
>> [_] Anon 2040202 >># "Zombies don't moan because of destroyed vocal cords, but they moan." What the literal fuck? I answered that they move silently. >># It means treatment, but as >># said, if you break a bone, you're pretty fucked.
>> [_] Anon 2040206 >># Good lord. I live in the south, ammo flows like water through the streets. That's tough man.
>> [_] Anon 2040207 >Implying reading silently in a corner is a good idea when surrounded by paranoid survivors.
>> [_] Anon 2040211 >Live in Britanistan >No guns, but lots of tools >Zimbabwes have to climb stairs to get to me >Have decent knowledge on explosives, so I could probably remove those. Roight so 'oos down for a bit of ruff and tumble m88s
>> [_] Anon 2040212 z+ This shit is to lenient.
>> [_] Anon 2040214 >Male and female aren't different Top what
>> [_] Anon 2040217 B C D F Z+
>> [_] Anon 2040221 i wonder how viable it is to keep zombies as pets?
>> [_] Anon 2040223 >># If you chain one in a compromising position, should be fine. Not sure if it'd rot away or not, though.
>> [_] Anon 2040225 >Respiratory system >Audio WUT
>> [_] Anon 2040226 >Retake, choose all the answers the test says are best >Get an F in emotion Confirmed bugged.
>> [_] Anon 2040227 >zombies do not run, and do not scream come on, have you only played/watched something with zombies ?
>> [_] Anon 2040232 >># and you're saying that you've encountered real human zombies before? this flash was made before left4dead, which had broken the accepted tradition for the sake of a more compelling action game.
>> [_] Anon 2040234 >># >Corpse animated by a virus Only movement is going to be preserved, and the mechanism to spread (biting) See www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7r1S6-op8E
>> [_] Anon 2040235 >># this sounds vaguely similar to the movie where the bunch of kids chain up a female zombie, also it'd probably get free and wreck havoc.
>> [_] Anon 2040239 >># >howitzers oh the joys this would bring
>> [_] Anon 2040241 >># i fail to see your point. what does a bug controlled by a parasitic worm have to do with a fictional human zombie?
>> [_] Anon 2040242 >># The point is, it's going be as efficient as possible by not using any other functions.
>> [_] Anon 2040244 >># now i don't even know if you were agreeing or disagreeing with my first reply, or if i had simply misunderstood the person i was replying to. well, whatever.
>> [_] Anon 2040245 C C C F Overall: Z+ The grenade answer is wrong as probably the fire'em one. >Implying a shockwave or fire can't destroy or melt a brain. Well the fire can take some seconds.
>> [_] Anon 2040246 a machete serves "few other practical uses"? A fucking crowbar is better because it can "lift heavy loads"? A machete is fucking AWESOME in the wilderness, which is where you basically have to run to. A crowbar is useless in the woods. God damn kid.
>> [_] Anon 2040252 >grenades are not useful against a pack of zombies bullshit. the sheer force of the explosion and resulting shrapnel could easily incapacitate a number of zombies by breaking limbs even if it DOESN'T affect their heads/brains. it's not like it launches out plastic bbs at 100FPS, it's metal being launched by an EXPLOSION which is MEANT to injure and kill human beings. a zombie will fare better than a living person, but only by the fact they won't bleed out from their serious injuries. better to use the grenade if you need it than discard it because it's not perfectly "useful"
>> [_] Anon 2040257 B C C F Z+ yeaaa
>> [_] Anon 2040265 >># I don't think so, if they rate "emotion" as "emotional thinking" an F is the best. Having the ability to suppress emotions to survive is something important.
>> [_] .30 cal 2040271 Z+ bitches
>> [_] .30 cal 2040272 C C B F
>> [_] Anon 2040276 >># this is always so fucking stupid about tests and zombies in general: >you have to destroy the brain >shoot it or smash it >ONLY TWO OPTIONS AVAILABLE ok wtf, a zombie brain is by no matter different from a human brain, which means that a strong shockwave, EVEN WITHOUT ANY SHRAPNEL OR FIRE, will fucking kill them just like humans die. A shockwave is a blast of highly compressed air and when it reaches your head it squishes you brain inside it. No fucking way you can survive
>> [_] Anon 2040281 Some of the questions are fucking retarded. Why would I even want a ballistic weapon? Talk about telling every zombie in the city your general direction. If I had to use a ballistic weapon weapon, I'd take a handgun, and not to shoot zombies, but for intimidation against other humans. Serrated knife, WHY WOULD YOU COME WITH AN IDEA TO STAB A ZOMBIE, a serrated knife has million of uses and using it on zombies is not one of them. Also, go to school, grocery store etc, fucking retarded, you flee where there are no humans, not into the biggest place of human gathering in the god dam town.
>> [_] Anon 2040282 >># Just like everyone else.
>> [_] Anon 2040283 >># I wasn't gonna bother saying it, but you're right. This test is the most popularist bullshit one could imagine.
>> [_] Anon 2040285 B physical B mental F emotional and in the end Z+ bring it on you dead bastards
>> [_] Anon 2040295 >># >Shorter barreled versions of almost any rifle are easy to find, I'm pretty sure those are illegal (i.e. harder to find). There's a reason there's a minimum legal barrel length for the AR-15 while its M-4 military-issue-only cousin can be as short or long as necessary. Would sawing down a barrel to a certain length negatively affect any aspect of weapon-usefulness any worse than a barrel manufactured to be that short?
>> [_] Anon 2040296 Z+ with F in emotions
>> [_] Anon 2040297 >># >implying every finger/toe/non-dominant hand/arm is a completely essential part of survival It's a simple thing to splint them and let them heal enough so that they don't grow back disfigured. There's not much else anyone (even trained medical doctors) can do for a bone beyond that anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2040308 >># >"Zombies don't moan because of destroyed vocal cords, but they moan." Its actually saying that if they're not moaning their vocal cords or lungs are fucked.
>> [_] Anon 2040320 You all realize this is one person's mental acceptance of a certain type of zombie, not any necessarily proven facts. How do you know true facts about zombies? Anyway the only stupid parts of the test is that it shoves their stupid concepts about zombles down your throat, when it should focus more on survivability in said situation. >># Do you remember the name?
>> [_] Anon 2040323 I also got a Z+ and an F in emotions
>> [_] Anon 2040334 >># >.22 has enough force to get into skull, then bounce around inside >Not recommended
>> [_] Anon 2040344 >># In real life, you'd want an actual gun. But the test doesn't seem to know how zombies would be in reality.
>> [_] Anon 2040346 B C D F Z+ I dont think would get anything but Z+

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>> [_] Anon 1668499 I thought I was supposed to reply with my answers that define ME, not what was "best suited" for the situation at hand.
>> [_] Anon 1668509 Scored a Z+ survival rank, best of the best.
>> [_] Anon 1668513 I do like the quiz but many of the answers conflict with the idea of a zombie. Zombies don't have a completely accurate definition. For instance, some zombies require flesh to survive. Some zombies can scream, some can run, etc. It's a good quiz though. >># It is. It is giving you the score of how well you would fare in the situations. If you define yourself as a helpless soul answering the questions honestly as such, then your score will be crap because you likely would not survive. There are no wrong answers, only preferable answers for surviving.
>> [_] Anon 1668527 CC and FF total score A lolwut ?
>> [_] Anon 1668539 Z-rank with honest answers. Military training pays finally off!
>> [_] Anon 1668541 Z+ helps that i read the zombie survival guide and world war Z
>> [_] Anon 1668542 Mostly decent, but I completely blew the emotional aspect. I have no illusions that when the zombie apocalypse comes I'm fucked beyond measure.
>> [_] Anon 1668545 B C D F ---Z+ Completly honest, and All I do is sit on my ass and play vidoegames, though I am overly couscous about everything.
>> [_] Anon 1668550 Survival is the key- Z+ Easy
>> [_] Anon 1668551 BBCF:Z+ NUMBNESS ACHIEVES ALL, BITCHES
>> [_] Anon 1668553 Shitty flash. Scored Z+
>> [_] Anon 1668562 >implying this quiz is made by actual experiences of people surviving zombie apocalypse
>> [_] Anon 1668565 >says axes and knives are useful for stopping zombies >creator confirmed for left 4 dead faggot
>> [_] Anon 1668567 >katanas >useful >stating things like whether zombies can run or not as fact. holy fuck my sides
>> [_] Anon 1668570 This is a quiz based on nothing more than the creators OPINIONS. Taking anything of what he says as fact is retarded and even more so if you're actually proud afterwards. Anything involving close combat (against 28 days later zombies that the creator insists is the only possibility cause FUCK YOU I SAID SO) is like begging on your hands and knees to get fucked by rampaging apeshit zombies. Not only would it be ridiculously hard to kill one with a knife, but any blow you land has a chance of splashing blood into your mouth, eyes, open wound, asshole and once it's there BETTER HOPE YOU HAVE A GUN OTHERWISE HAVE FUN BEING THE WALKING DEAD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE FAGGOT
>> [_] Anon 1668572 Z+ was not expecting that, I was brutally honest and deliberately assumed the zombies would be the fast kind
>> [_] Anon 1668574 >># in the questions where he's asking about the best weapon it's often only a choice between different melee weapons
>> [_] Anon 1668575 Z+ Mother Fuckers
>> [_] Anon 1668582 Z+ My Concerns: Knife Choice: He says smooth, but a serrated edge would be best for utility purposes.. who the hell wants to use a knife against a zombie? Zombies Detecting Prey: If zombies are assumed to run on base instinct isn't it usually instinctual to "not" notify your prey of your presence? Zombies eating to survive: No animal bites just to "spread a disease" even rabid animals don't behave for that purpose, idiotic conjecture by author. still amused me for a few minutes anyways.
>> [_] Anon 1668583 Z+ with honest answers, tried with optimal ones and checked that Z+ is best option. Had a long rant but claimed it was too long, so long story short: Flash is using the least realistic seeming zombies of the lot and has many assumptions of people who answer. Buildings seem to refer for average american buildings and situations (for example, the schools anywhere near me are definitely NOT good place for zombie attacks (no real escape routes if you are anywhere apart from first floor and large windows for extra shitty factor. Also I would consider assault rifle or SMG to be better than rifle for capacity of auto/burst fire as well as large clips over rifles (since quite many assault rifles at least have single shot option)
>> [_] Anon 1668586 So with complete honesty I got B A A F (chuckled a bit at this one) And an overall Z+ I'm surprised I got all the firearms questions right.
>> [_] Anon 1668608 >Emotional Rating: F >Your mantra is, "Numbness is the path to survival." Wow, I actually act like, too. Neat.
>> [_] Anon 1668621 >># But they are folded over a thousand times and can easily cut through steel!!!
>> [_] Anon 1668643 A
>> [_] Anon 1668650 >># Weaboo faggotry asside, as a hobbyist blacksmith I would very much like a sword should the zombies arrive. Not a katana though, wrong approach for the living dead (and I suck at making them). Give me a bastard sword/hand and a halfer any day. Hell, even a machete tending towards a sword-like shape. Also, a kukri as a backup. Daggers/survival knives wont work on a target that cannot feel pain. (If it comes down to it I have a warhammer made and sitting in my shed ready to go)
>> [_] Anon 1668651 >YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ZOMBIES NIGGER Neither do you because they don't exist faggot
>> [_] Anon 1668658 B C C F Z+ what do i win?
>> [_] Anon 1668662 A zombie apocalypse happens. Every nerd and sharp thinker generally has the upper hand in the survival equation, sure, but don't overlook the fact that you still have to ascertain the fine details. Are they 'infected' living beings? Are they literal walking dead? What is the primary vector for infection? Are 'headshots' necessary? What senses do they have intact? What patterns do they follow? Assuming anything is a fast-track to getting demolished.
>> [_] Anon 1668663 Blades are always a bad idea against zombies, given they'd be prone to getting stuck in your target. Close combat should always be a last resort, and your weapon should optimally be of medium length at least. Exhaustion is a real bitch, but if your first strikes don't at least cripple the target, you're just begging to be mauled. Blunt weapons are great but there are rarely any "medium length, medium weight" squashers. Sledgehammers are great overall, but terrible as panic weapons. Crowbars are your friendly multi-purpose awesome items, but can easily suffer from getting stuck in a target.
>> [_] Anon 1668672 A B C F --Z+
>> [_] Anon 1668684 >># This, Seriously lolwut
>> [_] Kitty-Pony !!7yxzL3RElHs 1668685 A B B F Z+ cool shit guise
>> [_] Anon 1668703 I should've been warned when I saw the Newgrounds logo. Pointless AND free of any entertainment. Typicel Newgroudns standart.
>> [_] Anon 1668710 A,B,A,F = Z+. Emotional deadness in dire straits wins.
>> [_] Anon 1668713 >># NUMBNESS SHALL CLEANSE THE WORLD
>> [_] Anon 1668716 >># >># >># >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1668726 This is pretty awesome :D bump
>> [_] Godwyn 1668729 Z+ Apparently I'm also emotionally dead, since I got an F on that. Which isn't a bad thing if I'm trying to survive, and not play white knight to every jackass who gets themselves surrounded.
>> [_] The Best! 1668745 I'm glad I could make /f/ a better place

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>> [_] Anon 1457705 All A's except for emotional integrity. I got an F there. Oh well.
>> [_] Anon 1457716 Z+ would take a nuke to stop me!
>> [_] Anon 1457719 this quiz is really easy if you have read the Zombie Survival Guide
>> [_] Anon 1457720 Physical-B Mental-B Experience- C Emotional- F Final- Z+ WTF
>> [_] Anon 1457723 Also got a Z+
>> [_] Anon 1457730 Phys: C Ment: B Exp: A Emo: F Total: Z+? I think this is broken.
>> [_] Anon 1457741 B C D F = Z+
>> [_] Anon 1457755 b c c f but overall a Z+ because of knowlegde i don't think it broken i betting most all of us are think on how to survive and that knowledge of how some thinks work i am betting that if anyone one got 2 f there is no Z+ to you and for the most part we are all failing the same thing Emotional integrity. meaning even though there are zombies we are still trying to keep those not infected either alive or with us. personally i would rather have an a lot people like you that fail the cutting off all human emotion with good survive instincts then some one that great at survival but no emotion integrity.
>> [_] GenericName !!wMAahoeUXWj 1457779 /k/ here prepared for zombies, aliums this test is shit the safety is NOT NEAR THE TRIGGER IT IS THE OTHER TWO OPTIONS
>> [_] Anon 1457890 This is bullshit. There's no one definitive and acceptable definition of zombie. Hell, when zombies were first ever a concept, they were created in the realm of Hoodoo. Claiming things like zombies don't run or scream is making an assumption of what kind of zombie we're dealing with. Or in other words, they're fictional. Just like there isn't one true definition of vampire (even ignoring the Twilight series), there's no one definitive defninition for zombie and zombie behavior.
>> [_] Anon 1457902 >rimfire bullets weight more than 9mm bullets

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>> [_] Anon 1298333 >implying a rifle would be better than an assault rifle >durr hurr spend too much ammo on burst or automatic
>> [_] Anon 1298336 I got C,C,F,F but final result was an A what gives?
>> [_] MalfunctioningSub-Processor723 !w7ld71BIBY 1298340 B, B, D, F Final Result Z+ around 75% survival rate. Not bad.
>> [_] Anon 1298341 B, C, F, F, but got a Z+ at the end and was told I could survive a nuclear holocaust.
>> [_] Anon 1298346 Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298347 z+
>> [_] Anon 1298351 >># because there is no semiauto selection NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME WHILE YOU FUMBLE AROUND WITH A CLIP OR TUBE MAG I'LL JUST SWAP THIS HERE MAGAZINE HERE IN A FEW SECONDS
>> [_] sanso !!Kp6QSuDF3q3 1298360 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1298361 B,B,C,E gives me Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298364 >># >clip
>> [_] Anon 1298365 B,A,B,F final grade Z+, whats my price now?
>> [_] Anon 1298366 z+
>> [_] Anon 1298367 B, B, B, F, Z+? what >># >clip also: HURR DURR AXE IS BETTER THAN REVOLER the idiot creator of this test assumes that I don't have ammo. In any case, killing a few zombies at medium range would be better than ENGAGING THEM AT CLOSE RANGE HURR A DURR HURR and risk getting bitten. also >implying zombies aren't the running-screaming type
>> [_] Anon 1298370 lulz, it mentions the "zombie survival guide"
>> [_] Anon 1298373 CCDF Z+. The fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1298376 This "Quiz" is well known as shit.
>> [_] Anon 1298385 >># It must be a shitty assault rifle if it doesn't have semi-auto.
>> [_] Anon 1298389 BCDF Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298393 if the zombies aren't the running, screaming type, then even someone who would get the lowest score on this test could still survive. Also, the test implies you can find weapons lying around everywhere. Also, if you live in a metropolis ur fucked anyway.
>> [_] Anon 1298398 Honest answers: BCDF Z+ Shitty quiz, waste of 10 minutes. Why the fuck doesn't the rating correspond to your success in the quiz. Also, apparently being a electronics/computer scientist with medical studies isn't enough.
>> [_] Anon 1298406 This is all depending on what movies/video games this is based off of. Zombies don't exist so that's the only source. In some recent cases, zombie DO IN FACT scream and run at their prey. This quiz is out-dated.
>> [_] Anon 1298414 Sweet, I'd survive. I'd like to think I really would, but even if I didn't - I don't think I'd mind being a zombie and just join the party.
>> [_] Anon 1298435 B, A, A, F = Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298454 if this quiz goes off the standard shuffling Romero zombie of course it doesn't make any sense. Romero zombies are an idiotic and half witted concept that don't make any fucking sense whatsoever. Making sense was never the point. Debating logically how you would survive a situation that doesn't make any logical sense makes you a fucking tool. >># >># OH GOD HE SAID CLIP! Go back to /k/ you fucking morons.
>> [_] Anon 1298459 >an alarm clock could wake me up >implying an alarm clock wouldn't attract zombies
>> [_] Anon 1298464 Someone is being attacked by a group of zombies. . .do you? Are they hot? Best answer in quiz.
>> [_] Anon 1298479 B A B F,And final Z+ Nuclear holocaust sirvival)
>> [_] Anon 1298485 A,B,B,A Final score Z+ Apparently I can survive a nuclear holocaust
>> [_] Esileruf !!EXVC6W6TzFp 1298513 Physical's a B Intel is a C Exp is D Emotion is F Survival is Z+ Nukclear Lolocaust to kill me. Attempting to get Four Fs to test if it ALWAYS give Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298522 yay Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298527 B B F B Z+ :D YEAH!
>> [_] Anon 1298528 Woot Z+ Thanks "Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks" :D
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>> [_] Anon 1298542 Poorly sourced and many of the questions are just his own bullshit opinion that don't take into account reality. Having long hair or baggy clothes makes you more likely to die? If the zombie is close enough to grab your hair or clothes you're pretty much fucked anyway. Hair is just hair, you can tie it back, and loose baggy clothes would not constrict your movement like tight fit would.
>> [_] Anon 1298549 >># Also depends how tight. Fighting close range doesn't automatically mean you're fucked. You can still use an axe or some kind of secondary weapon to crush the zombies brain in. Of course, if you do realize you're fucked close range and try to run, having it tied back gives the zombie something easier to pull on.
>> [_] sage !ccqXAQxUxI!!5ZQPLpiep8z 1298550 lol CCDF Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298553 >># baggy closes get easily constricted on surrounding stuff. wat do when zombies chase you and yer stupid baggy pants is stuck on a NAIL?
>> [_] Anon 1298579 AAAF and a Z+
>> [_] Anon 1298595 This is a pretty stupid quiz The right answers are sometimes really obvious. Like why would I choose 'I don't run' or 'I'm not strong at all'? And apparently this guy knows exactly how zombies act. ...As I recall, there was a question where the best answer was 'I have killed another human being' I mean what is that?
>> [_] Anon 1298606 >># pretty much. not to mention it seems like no matter how shitty your scores is you get a good score.
>> [_] Anon 1298614 C D F F Total: B Well fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1298621 >># Another LIVING being. Also, he obviously knows zombies so well because he IS one...
>> [_] Giml Anon 1298623 Z+ but my emotional something was an F everything else was A B or C
>> [_] Anon 1298627 I love how I pretty much failed or was average at all sections, but put together I got a Z+, lol, go figure.
>> [_] Anon 1298631 This guy is master zombies, he is an zombie hero. No one doubt his quiz, he knows EVERYTHING ABOUT ZOMBIES. >Implying we won't have a place to hide if a friend is injured. >Implying buildings all have the same structure. >Implying things that arent made clear in the questions.
>> [_] Anon 1298637 The guy who made this shit quiz thinks taking an infected individual with me in the hopes of finding a cure is a better idea than just ending the poor little fucks life! DERR YOU HAVE POOR EMOTIONS YOU'RE RUTHLESS HURR.
>> [_] Mubutu !cvdqamzDoA 1298640 >zombies don't run 28 days later you dense motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 1298652 Can you download things from /f/??? Answer please, new to /f/
>> [_] Anon 1298678 Zombies only logically would be a rabid person with mad cow disease. If they died it would cause rigor mortis, and the body wouldn't do anything.
>> [_] Anon 1298685 the zombie lore differs to strongly to make such quizzs generally able to be anwsered only physics and knowlege: the more the better I somehow got only Cs and D on emotion, resulting in final A
>> [_] Anon 1298686 >># Yes. You can download anything you want from any board. Now go figure out how to use the internet before actually using it. And yeah, the quiz sucks.
>> [_] ‍ 1298694 This quiz was based of the Zombie Survival Guide, just a little FYI.

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>> [_] Anon 1276169 Well that was fun. Overall I got an A.
>> [_] Anon 1276182 got a Z+ yay me
>> [_] Anon 1276186 Z+ motherfuckers.
>> [_] Anon 1276187 I remember. I got terrible scores on most everything...Except survival.
>> [_] Anon 1276197 Z+ nukkas
>> [_] Anon 1276204 Physical C Mental C Experience F Emotional F Overall A ........ WUT?
>> [_] Anon 1276205 >zombies do not run nor do they scream Oh bullshit! Are we really gonna get into this "Well those kinds aren't REALLY zombies" crap?
>> [_] Anon 1276213 Physical Rating B Mental Rating B Experience Rating B Emotional Rating F Overall score Z+ Guess being numb to the horrors around you is a bad thing?
>> [_] Anon 1276220 B D D F Z+ . . . . . . . . Wait, what?
>> [_] Anon 1276222 A A A F
>> [_] Anon 1276223 Z+ >:D
>> [_] Anon 1276224 it's good to be emotionally numb to the world around you
>> [_] Anon 1276239 I was going for the more 28 days later feel on this quiz, anyone else?
>> [_] Anon 1276241 I got a Z+ but it gave me an F on the emotional thing. I said I would stay with my friend when they hurt their foot.
>> [_] Anon 1276246 I said when they hurt themselves, I would put them out of their misery...no use prolonging the inevitable when trying to escape...if I had time to do a quick patch job thats one thing, but on the run, everyman for themselves
>> [_] Anon 1276250 Emotional F means you're emotionally a horrible person, but that's actually a boon when it comes to surviving.
>> [_] Anon 1276263 Z+
>> [_] Anon 1276283 One question they left out: "If bitten, what do you do?" -Accept your fate and become a zombie -Kill yourself with any available weapon -Cut off the part that got bitten -Start biting your team even before you become one. The 3rd one is best, killing yourself is second best. 1 and 4 are the worst, though 4 is kind of funny
>> [_] Anon 1276336 >># neck bite = lol
>> [_] Anon 1276351 >># those AREN'T zombies, they're infected LIVING. Asshole....
>> [_] Anon 1276373 Apparently, I, who am a crossdressing, weak, girly faggot, am going to survive with no problem. Derp.
>> [_] Anon 1276376 "What did you do the last time the power went out" Where is the "sex" choice?
>> [_] Anon 1276382 OKAY HUGE QUESTION PLEASE HELP. On question 41 in the "answers mode," I am informed that Zombies will only eat living humans and animals, since biting the corpse will not transfer the virus to the body's brain as the circulatory system is no longer functioning. So is playing dead a viable option?
>> [_] Anon 1276384 >># At least you're not deluded enough to believe what a flash movie tells you. A crossdressing queer? Well, unless you know how to fire a gun and run, you'd probably be the first to die.
>> [_] Anon 1276385 I got Z+ is there any better rating or is that it?
>> [_] Anon 1276386 Z+...only thing i got an F on emotion because "numbness is the only way for survival" and i agree...if your friend is hurt....they can either a tough it out till we get to saftey or b fend for themselves
>> [_] Anon 1276391 Z+, very nice. I was surprised after looking back through and noticing how many answers of mine matched up to the correct ones. Thank you, "Zombie Survival Guide" x3

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>> [_] Anon 1260277 I'm a survivor you would want /f/, i gots a Z+, only nuclear holocausts can kill me.
>> [_] Anon 1260280 B for Physical A for Mental A for Experience F for Emotional Final score: Z+, same as ^this faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1260283 I got an A. WOOT.
>> [_] Anon 1260287 B for Physical D for Mental F for Experience F for Emotional A overall
>> [_] Anon 1260300 Z+
>> [_] Anon 1260302 >># Same
>> [_] Anon 1260304 Physical C Mental C Experience C Emotional F Overall Z+
>> [_] Anon 1260322 C F F F B Oh god
>> [_] Anon 1260340 C C F F A For the record, the "zombie knowledge" portions are bullshit considering how many different iterations of the genre there are.
>> [_] Hei !8k3JR/cKIg!!sijqVdNvCAU 1260343 Z+ Emotional: F so i'll kill you all if you get near my fort niggers.
>> [_] Anon 1260396 In reality everyone's pretty much a computer nerd and has no chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse...
>> [_] Anon 1260401 >># Someone's obviously never encountered a REAL zombie before. B B B F Z+ How the hell?
>> [_] Anon 1260405 physical B mental B experience D emotional F overall Z+
>> [_] Anon 1260406 >># i think its based on the zombie survival guide. >># knowing is half the battle.
>> [_] Anon 1260409 Z+ but I have read and own the zombie survival guide.
>> [_] Anon 1260415 Is it possible to not get F for emotional and Z+ for final?
>> [_] Anon 1260418 B for Physical B for Mental C for Experience F for Emotional Ended up geting a Z+ over-all.
>> [_] Anon 1260423 C C D F Z+ I guess!
>> [_] Anon 1260427 shit sucks
>> [_] Anon 1260430 overall Z+ physical B mental C experience C emotional F
>> [_] Anon 1260431 >># >># sounds good
>> [_] Anon 1260434 CCFF = A.
>> [_] Anon 1260484 Z+ i walk alone live alone and not even the devil can claim my sole :) p.s you hurt i carry you to a safe place XD
>> [_] Anon 1260489 B For Physical B For Mental D For Experience <-- What the hell! and F for Emotional Final Score Z+ Glad to join the team.
>> [_] Anon 1260493 IMMA FUCK YOU UP, ZOMBIE CUNTS!
>> [_] Anon 1260496 A for Physical B for Mental A for Experience F for Emotional Z+ overall Out of shape motherfuckers and people who can't fire or know shit about firearms. I love the zombie survival guide.
>> [_] Anon 1260510 Z+ fuck yes cool flash
>> [_] Anon 1260512 less cool flash after reading that everyone got Z+ as final grade, except a very few amount of you
>> [_] Anon 1260514 >># B for Physical B for Mental C for Experience D for Emotional Z+ overall I'll be the planner/leader since I'm the only Z+ with anything resembling a conscience so far.
>> [_] Anon 1260521 z+ niggers
>> [_] Anon 1260523 >># Might be because 1) Mostly just people who get good results post them 2) Mostly people who are interested in zombie stuff take the quiz anyway; this implies a degree of knowledge about zombies already.
>> [_] Anon 1260532 i guess we're meant to survive, /f/. we can rebuild the world in our image!

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>> [_] Anon 1080340 Huh. Got low ratings on most of them. Yet somehow got a Z+ on the final. It says I must have heard of A zombie movie, then tells me I'd be perfectly fine, and able to thrive in a zombie Apocalypse.
>> [_] Anon 1080349 I agree. This quiz's scoring is a little wierd. But, seeing that I really have nothing better to do with my life then to plan for the "what ifs" and watch "What if" movies. So yea, I'm over-prepared. Z+
>> [_] Anon 1080351 B B B F Final score: Z+ "Your knowledge, strength and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust to remove you from the face of the earth. Zombies don't stand a chance." ..wat
>> [_] Grammar Nazi 1080371 Physical Rating: C Mental Rating: D Experience Rating: D Emotional Rating: F Total Survival Rank: A I'm pretty sure that the first 3 should be as high as possible, and the last one should be as low as possible. Not caring about the people you travel with, make them easier to kill when they turn into Zombies.
>> [_] Anon 1080384 B B D F Z+ I think the fourth grade is supposed to be low- it's a zombie outbreak, emotions only get in the way of your analytical capabilities, and thinking is one of the few abilities that you'll have an advantage in. This also seems biased towards the classic viral zombie type. Against other types, such as magically reanimated/nanotech/psychic plague, the abilities, behavior patterns, and methods of dispatch for the zombies may change by large margins. There's also no mention of speed issues, as some types can be as fast or faster than their original bodies were.
>> [_] Anon 1080395 emotional: D bullshit. I actually went out of my way to be as nice and friendly to everyone else. This game's bullshit. Also does everyone get an A or a Z+?
>> [_] Anon 1080398 >># At the end, it gives you the option of going over all the questions and their answers. Emotional isn't just about being nice- it's about staying rational. Pick the answers that go for insanity and see what happens.
>> [_] Anon 1080402 The answer key says that grenades would not be effective against a large group. What? Even if you don't destroy their brains, you will quite certainly fuck them up and reduce their ability to chase/grasp you.
>> [_] Grammar Nazi 1080415 >># Zombies crawl and shit like that. Pipebombs would be effective against zombies, since they're grenades that have a beeping noise, and we all know that Zombies are attracted by noise... I should play Left 4 Dead more...
>> [_] Anon 1080422 >># Point being, which is more dangerous: an upright opponent with all of its limb intact, or a downed opponent missing its lower half?
>> [_] Anon 1080429 A B C F Z+ overall
>> [_] Anon 1080431 >># But that's not the sort of damage grenades do. Typically, grenades use shrapnel, and will almost never sever a limb unless it goes off directly on the limb in question. For limb-severing, you need to have cutting action over a fair angle- some types of anti-personnel land mines can do the trick, but good luck finding any. Really, you're much better off simply fleeing, or using firecrackers to create a loud distraction so you can slip away. Incendiary grenades can be useful if you don't need to stick around- the fire will often kill the zombie, but it takes time and they can set other things on fire as they burn.
>> [_] Anon 1080467 z+
>> [_] Anon 1080473 I put in the most ridiculous answers for everything (kill yourself every time possible), and got Z for emotional rating. I think that emotional rating is backwards or something.
>> [_] Strangeplay Creed !BQ3sED2yVs 1080484 I'm physically, mentally, and experienced enough to survive the zombie apocalypse. But I'm dead inside.
>> [_] Anon 1080487 >># CreeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>> [_] Anon 1080489 B C F F A Wat