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File: Zombie Survival Quiz.swf-(1.65 MB, 550x400, Game)
[_] take it Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.2040036

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:39 No.2040047

  I got a Z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:39 No.2040048

  Z+, though I got an F in emotions.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:42 No.2040050

  I got a D in physical, C in mental, and F in everything else, but still got an A in
  survivability....

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:44 No.2040051

  >>2040036
  B
  B
  D
  D
  Z+

  weird scoring system. I should average out at a "C" survival rating, so I guess the two D's
  aren't as heavily weighted as the B's. not a good test.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:51 No.2040054

  >implying staying home is the best answer

  Enjoy being buttfucked by zombies and starvation.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:55 No.2040059

  A
  B
  B
  F

  Z+

  How did I get an emotional F?

  >>2040054
  It didn't say staying at home is best, but it's the best place to go immediately following an
  outbreak, which is correct.
  If you can't defend your own house, and you don't have food in it, you have bigger problems than
  the possibility of a zombie outbreak.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.2040062

  B
  B
  D
  F

  Z+

  seems like there's no way to answer questions in a logic way without having these results or
  similar.

  >F in emotional after i save survivors under attack and support my injured mates

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:06 No.2040064

  >>2040048
  F in emotions for me, too, BUT... apparently my mantra is "numbness is the path to survival"...
  Doesn't that sound like a "good" thing, by their criteria? Also, lol, fuck this patronizing game-
  zombies are fantasy, so I could give a fuck if I don't have what it takes to take 'em on.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:08 No.2040067

  >>2040064
  Furthermore, it makes sense that I'd get an "F" in the emotional box, because I helped friends
  and random people. This test is about survival, but for real, who gives a shit about surviving if
  you're completely alone *and* surrounded by hostiles otherwise?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:12 No.2040073

  My plan would be to buy a bunch of gas, food, water and weapons. Then I would drive as far north
  as I could in my van. I would sleep in the van and try to never get out of it unless I absolutely
  had to.

  I live in Canada so I'm good with winter and I could probably could go far enough north that I
  wouldn't have to worry about zombies.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:13 No.2040074

  B for Physical
  C for Mental
  C For Experience
  F for Emotions

  Z+, apparently if you think of pure survival i.e - leaving people behind your a bad person
  emotionally.

>> [_] Faggot 07/16/13(Tue)03:15 No.2040077

  C
  A
  A
  D

  B
  Hows this rating system work?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:16 No.2040079

  >>2040036
  A
  B
  B
  F

  Eat a dick Dr Bizmoe, only save what's necessary, I'm not going to help some random goddamn human
  with hero antics, you fuck.

>> [_] Faggot 07/16/13(Tue)03:17 No.2040081

  So... because I am not very physical I only get a b. oh well

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:19 No.2040083

  D
  F
  F
  Z
  total : F

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:20 No.2040084

  ok wtf i'm not from /k/ but i know some shit.

  the test says the best gun is a rifle because it's accurate and doesn't waste ammo, second is the
  assault rifle and sub machinegun, then the shotgun and lastly the pistol because unaccurate,
  short range and shit

  the pistol however is a single handed weapon and way more effective at close range than any of
  the others. also bullets are much easier to find, it's a 100% reliable gun and carrying it
  doesn't weight you at all. how fucking much are you going to shoot your assault rifle before you
  run out of ammo? what are you going to do if zombies jump out close to you, with your rifle?
  how's reloading that shotgun going?

  pistol is best

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:24 No.2040087

  >serrated knives are worst because they get stuck in zombies when you stab them
  >get stuck in zombies when you stab them
  >when you stab them
  >stab them
  >stabbing zombies
  >ever

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:27 No.2040091

  >>2040084
  this
  You're probably not going to need a weapon with a very long range. If a zombie is out of the
  range of a pistol, its obviously not close enough to pose an immediate threat.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:29 No.2040093

  >zombies will only eat animals and humans
  >EAT
  >what the fuck

  zombies eat corpses because they are hungry, they bite humans. or else there wouldn't be so many
  zombies around. at least you can say that zombies try to eat humans and when they turn to zombie
  they stop.

  but still they don't eat humans

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:29 No.2040094

  >>2040036
  B,B,D,F Z+. neet

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:30 No.2040095

  >>2040036
  A
  B
  A
  F
  z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:31 No.2040097

  A
  B
  C
  F
  Z+

  "Dr. Bizmoe says:
  Your knowledge, strength, and will to survive are unstoppable. It would take a nuclear holocaust
  to remove you from the face of the Earth. Zombies don't stand a chance."

  /k/ommando reporting in.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:32 No.2040100

  >>2040093
  answer to a following question: zombies must eat to survive

  >zombies do not feed on flash, they only bite to spread the disease

  it just fucking contradicted itself, saying that zombies don't eat humans

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:34 No.2040101

  >i can treat all of these
  >implying you can survive for shit after you break one of your bones

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:40 No.2040108

  Physical A
  Mental A
  Experience A
  Emotional F lol
  Z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:46 No.2040114

  Physical A
  Mental A
  Experience A
  Emotional F because I save people? a human alone doesn't live very well
  overall Z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:50 No.2040122

  >>2040087
  For real. Anyone on /k/ will tell you if you can only have 1 knife get it serrated because you
  can do so much more things with it. Non-serrated to stab zombies is fucking tacticool.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:53 No.2040123

  B
  B
  B
  F

  Z+

  We should all be thankful this shit is still ficticious

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:55 No.2040126

  >>2040123
  Fuck that. I want it to happen.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:04 No.2040135

  >>2040122
  nope.. x mil here serrated knives are hard to sharpen and in a shtf you will need it to last.
  only serration I have on any carry knives are saw-backs

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:05 No.2040136

  B
  C
  D
  D
  total A
  dunno how this scoring works... at all...

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:07 No.2040137

  >physical A
  >mental C
  >experience C
  >emotional F

  >Survival grade Z+
  >zombies don't have access to nukes, we should kill them now.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:08 No.2040139

  >>2040135
  knives are not meant for use against zombies, anyone who thinks otherwise will die probably very
  soon. serrated knifes however can become handy in survival scenarios like in the woods, shit that
  >/out/ knows

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:12 No.2040142

  C
  D
  D
  F

  total : A

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:13 No.2040143

  B
  C
  D
  F
  overall Z+

  weird. but ok

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:15 No.2040144

  >we all score f in emotion
  >we're all socially impaired.

  Ah well.. great minds think alike. Until yours is beingb eaten.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:20 No.2040147

  >>2040144
  seems like you need at least a minimum in each to make it to Z+

  physical: not less than B
  mental: not less than C
  experience: not less than D
  emotional: not more than F

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:28 No.2040152

  C
  C
  D
  D

  Z+
  >Grenades are not useful against a group of >zombies, The actual explosion is not the most >l
  ethal aspect of a grenade: shrapnel is the >primary means of killing targets. it would >purely up
  the chance that a flying piece of >shrapnel would make a lethal hit to a zombie's >brain.

  The fuck do you think the outer shell of a grenade is made of, Jelly?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:29 No.2040153

  A
  A
  A
  F

  Z+

  Well then. Apparently I'm a heartless fucker that's meant to survive.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:30 No.2040154

  Where can I take the zombie physiology course the maker of this took?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:40 No.2040161

  >>2040152
  >The actual explosion is not the most lethal aspect of a grenade: shrapnel is the primary means
  of killing targets. it would purely up the chance that a flying piece of shrapnel would make a
  lethal hit to a zombie's brain

  yes, but if a zombie doesn't have any legs it's way easier to escape

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:41 No.2040163

  C
  F
  F
  C
  Final B

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:44 No.2040166

  >>2040084
  I'm from /k/.
  Official rankings for zombie survival:

  Necessity tier:
  Semi-auto/Bolt action Rifle (Bolt actions are nice, but only recommended if you have no option,
  the time spent working the action is a good time to ready yourself for the next shot, but it
  could spell the difference between life and death, and for a beginner, it's hard to keep your
  mind on the shot and not on the bolt. If you do go bolt-action try to get one that's magazine fed
  to save time reloading.)
  Handgun (I would recommend .45 acp for the penetration, although 9mm is fine and with proper shot
  placement you should have no problems getting a reliable killshot. Less kick from a 9mm is good
  for beginners .22 handguns are not recommended EVER)
  No less than one Close Quarters Combat tier item.
  These are non-negotiable necessities for a survival situation.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:45 No.2040167

  >>2040166
  Close Quarters Combat (Also called close quarters battle) Tier:
  Crowbar - multi functional, older ones are more durable and will probably outlive you.
  Axe/hatchet - once again multi function, important part is all steel and durable. Handles can be
  replaced if needed.
  Combat Knife - In a pinch (handgun out of ammo, dropped, etc) can down a zombie with one well
  placed thrust. (Temple, Top Vertebrae on back of neck, Top of skull, Through eye not recommended
  but possible) Sawback, serrated edge on back of knife, useful for cutting ropes, etc.
  Anything else is acceptable, but may have to be replaced. Look for strong durable construction,
  and something that can be used for other purposes.

  Ammo waster but fun as all hell tier:
  'Assault' rifle
  Submachine Guns
  Howitzers

  You're not going to find any full auto capable rifles in a local funshop most of the time anyway,
  but if you do, it wouldn't be worth it just for the weight needed on ammo alone.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:46 No.2040169

  >>2040167
  Group Defense tier:
  Shotguns (sawed off for solo survival can be an effective room clearer and/or close range crowd
  control)
  Everything in necessity tier for every member of the group.

  What the fuck is wrong with you tier:
  Grenades
  LAW tubes
  Airsoft Guns
  Glocks
  Flamethrowers

  Remember, proper maintenance is important for all primary weapons and sidearms, if you don't know
  how to clean it, you better be with someone who can teach you how. Training is also important, If
  you can't hit a 10 ring from 10 yards in a no pressure situation, you'll never hit a moving head
  in the middle of combat. In other words, if you can't use it properly, consider using something
  else. Terrible with handguns? Always carry a cqc/cqb weapon.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:56 No.2040172

  >>2040166
  Oh, and as far as Rifle cartridge goes, 7.62x51mm
  (7.62 NATO) is good.
  Here's why: It and .308 winchester are fairly alike, and in a pinch can be used interchangeably
  (ONLY IN EMERGENCIES).
  If you hit the head, it will be a kill.
  The ammo is common, and it will not be hard to find.

  Some people will recommend 5.56x45mm (5.56 NATO).
  I disagree.
  Here's why:
  Although, it performs at a much higher velocity, it's fragmentation is highly varient. In lab
  testing, the round (from the same manufacturer) had several cases of not decelerating enough for
  fragmentation until penetration of 7-10 inches.
  This is due to a higher velocity that 7.62 combined with a lighter bullet.
  In other words, the lighter 5.56 bullet is penetrating so fast that it may not properly fragment
  which causes much wider tissue damage, more likely to ensure a kill.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:58 No.2040175

  Physical: B
  Mental: C
  Experience: D
  Emotional: F

  Overall: Z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:58 No.2040176

  >>2040166
  only thing i'd question is the bolt action rifle and the lack of mention for silencers

  i would probably set up with two pistols, .45 and 9mm, so i can use both ammunition without
  particularly weighting me down and preferably with a silencer. rifle is something you only carry
  in some areas, if i were to go in a city, my rifle wouldn't come with me. combat knife is always
  useful. axe would be my close range weapon, but the shorter version, not a fire axe because it's
  too big to carry/slow

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:00 No.2040178

  >>2040172
  >This is due to a higher velocity that 7.62 combined with a lighter bullet.

  This is due to a higher velocity THAN 7.62 combined with a lighter bullet.
  >In other words, the lighter 5.56 bullet is penetrating so fast that it may not properly fragment
  which causes much wider tissue damage, more likely to ensure a kill.

  I meant that bullet fragmentation causes much wider tissue damage and was more likely to ensure a
  kill. NOT that 5.56's lack of fragmentation was. Just to make my meaning clear.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:04 No.2040180

  >>2040178
  >>2040172
  well, put in simple terms, 7.62 is way bigger and powerful than 5.56, but i think a headshot from
  anything bigger than your mentioned .22 pistol round would kill the brain. 7.62 would destroy the
  head, 5.56 would make a nice little hole through it, also killing the zombie. but i get your
  point that shooting a zombie in the chest with a 5.56 is like throwing needles

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:07 No.2040183

  how many questions are there? I got bored around fiftieth..

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:08 No.2040185

  >>2040176
  I wasn't really considering cities in my list. You shouldn't really go into a city at all, but i
  understand it would probably have to happen sometime. The silencer is definitely a good addition,
  i honestly didn't consider it for two reasons.
  1. They're hard to find where i live. Meaning it may be hard for a lot of other people to find as
  well.
  2. They do cause a noticeable decrease in bullet velocity. Which, while making a 5.56 rifle more
  viable, would make most other weapons slightly less reliable for single shot kills, including the
  9mm you just listed.

  A rifle is not something you only carry in some areas, a rifle is a primary weapon. The only time
  i would not carry it was if speed was a factor and i was alone.
  Shorter barreled versions of almost any rifle are easy to find, and great for cramped hallways,
  room clearing, etc. These are quite easy to use in cities. Hence their use in SWAT teams and
  military units who operate within cities, especially special forces.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:13 No.2040186

  >>2040180
  As far as rifle rounds go, most would definitely penetrate, but not all will ensure destruction
  of the brain.
  The lack of fragmentation in the 5.56 was what i was pointing out. This means although the 5.56
  will certainly enter the head, and hit the brain, it may not destroy the necessary parts of the
  brain to stop the zombie. (ie brainstem)
  If it hits the head too high, it will certainly cause damage, but only to parts of the brain
  which humans certainly use, and which would be essential to us, but not to them.

  So, to make things simple once again 7.62 is more likely to be a one shot kill.
  This is why i recommend it in a zombocalypse.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:15 No.2040187

  B
  B
  C
  F
  Z+

  Apparently it'd take a nuclear holocaust to get rid of me, even though I'd probably sudoku if an
  outbreak occurs.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:18 No.2040188

  >>2040097
  C
  C
  F
  F
  Z+

  /a/non reporting, this test is a fucking joke, even my grandma with arthritis could get a Z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:19 No.2040190

  >>2040147
  Watch my score actually
  >>2040147

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:28 No.2040196

  >>2040064
  Well fuck me. "numbness is the path to survival".
  Loved the question "what zombies do when they sight their prey ?" What the actuall fuck ? If i
  remember correctly, not all zombies are runners. Also, almost all zombies from 80-90 were slow as
  fuck. How do you decide on shitty questions like this ?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:31 No.2040199

  >>2040190
  well wtf
  >>2040185
  you're good equipped then, because where i live .308 is very rare, not even to mention the
  military version and 5.56 is perhaps even rarer. only 9mm you can find is in police stations and
  some private user here and there. i believe someone has .45 but it's 1 in a 100000

  i also didn't consider traveling with people. if it would happen tomorrow, all i'd have is a
  hunting .243 bolt action and various hunting 12/20 double barrels with tons of ammo

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:34 No.2040200

  >>2040196
  also noone in the world can heal a broken bone, that was a shitty question too.

  and the first question, are you male or female, has no relevance in matters of physical power

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:35 No.2040202

  >>2040196
  "Zombies don't moan because of destroyed vocal cords, but they moan." What the literal fuck? I
  answered that they move silently.

  >>2040200
  It means treatment, but as >>2040101
  said, if you break a bone, you're pretty fucked.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:39 No.2040206

  >>2040199
  Good lord. I live in the south, ammo flows like water through the streets.
  That's tough man.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:41 No.2040207

  >Implying reading silently in a corner is a good idea when surrounded by paranoid survivors.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:07 No.2040211

  >Live in Britanistan
  >No guns, but lots of tools
  >Zimbabwes have to climb stairs to get to me
  >Have decent knowledge on explosives, so I could probably remove those.

  Roight so 'oos down for a bit of ruff and tumble m88s

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:10 No.2040212

  z+
  This shit is to lenient.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:17 No.2040214

  >Male and female aren't different
  Top what

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:22 No.2040217

  B
  C
  D
  F
  Z+

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:35 No.2040221

  i wonder how viable it is to keep zombies as pets?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:37 No.2040223

  >>2040221
  If you chain one in a compromising position, should be fine. Not sure if it'd rot away or not,
  though.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:42 No.2040225

  >Respiratory system
  >Audio

  WUT

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:44 No.2040226

  >Retake, choose all the answers the test says are best
  >Get an F in emotion

  Confirmed bugged.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:48 No.2040227

  >zombies do not run, and do not scream

  come on, have you only played/watched something with zombies ?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)06:55 No.2040232

  >>2040227
  and you're saying that you've encountered real human zombies before? this flash was made before
  left4dead, which had broken the accepted tradition for the sake of a more compelling action game.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:05 No.2040234

  >>2040232
  >Corpse animated by a virus
  Only movement is going to be preserved, and the mechanism to spread (biting)

  See
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7r1S6-op8E

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:08 No.2040235

  >>2040223
  this sounds vaguely similar to the movie where the bunch of kids chain up a female zombie, also
  it'd probably get free and wreck havoc.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:11 No.2040239

  >>2040167
  >howitzers
  oh the joys this would bring

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:12 No.2040241

  >>2040234
  i fail to see your point. what does a bug controlled by a parasitic worm have to do with a
  fictional human zombie?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:14 No.2040242

  >>2040241
  The point is, it's going be as efficient as possible by not using any other functions.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:21 No.2040244

  >>2040242
  now i don't even know if you were agreeing or disagreeing with my first reply, or if i had simply
  misunderstood the person i was replying to. well, whatever.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:24 No.2040245

  C
  C
  C
  F
  Overall: Z+
  The grenade answer is wrong as probably the fire'em one.
  >Implying a shockwave or fire can't destroy or melt a brain.
  Well the fire can take some seconds.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:25 No.2040246

  a machete serves "few other practical uses"? A fucking crowbar is better because it can "lift
  heavy loads"? A machete is fucking AWESOME in the wilderness, which is where you basically have
  to run to. A crowbar is useless in the woods.

  God damn kid.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:37 No.2040252

  >grenades are not useful against a pack of zombies

  bullshit. the sheer force of the explosion and resulting shrapnel could easily incapacitate a
  number of zombies by breaking limbs even if it DOESN'T affect their heads/brains.

  it's not like it launches out plastic bbs at 100FPS, it's metal being launched by an EXPLOSION
  which is MEANT to injure and kill human beings. a zombie will fare better than a living person,
  but only by the fact they won't bleed out from their serious injuries.

  better to use the grenade if you need it than discard it because it's not perfectly "useful"

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:48 No.2040257

  B
  C
  C
  F

  Z+

  yeaaa

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)07:59 No.2040265

  >>2040226
  I don't think so, if they rate "emotion" as "emotional thinking" an F is the best. Having the
  ability to suppress emotions to survive is something important.

>> [_] .30 cal 07/16/13(Tue)08:28 No.2040271

  Z+ bitches

>> [_] .30 cal 07/16/13(Tue)08:28 No.2040272

  C
  C
  B
  F

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)08:34 No.2040276

  >>2040252
  this is always so fucking stupid about tests and zombies in general:

  >you have to destroy the brain
  >shoot it or smash it
  >ONLY TWO OPTIONS AVAILABLE

  ok wtf, a zombie brain is by no matter different from a human brain, which means that a strong
  shockwave, EVEN WITHOUT ANY SHRAPNEL OR FIRE, will fucking kill them just like humans die. A
  shockwave is a blast of highly compressed air and when it reaches your head it squishes you brain
  inside it.

  No fucking way you can survive

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)08:50 No.2040281

  Some of the questions are fucking retarded.

  Why would I even want a ballistic weapon? Talk about telling every zombie in the city your
  general direction.

  If I had to use a ballistic weapon weapon, I'd take a handgun, and not to shoot zombies, but for
  intimidation against other humans.

  Serrated knife, WHY WOULD YOU COME WITH AN IDEA TO STAB A ZOMBIE, a serrated knife has million of
  uses and using it on zombies is not one of them.

  Also, go to school, grocery store etc, fucking retarded, you flee where there are no humans, not
  into the biggest place of human gathering in the god dam town.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)08:51 No.2040282

  >>2040271
  Just like everyone else.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)08:52 No.2040283

  >>2040281
  I wasn't gonna bother saying it, but you're right.

  This test is the most popularist bullshit one could imagine.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)08:55 No.2040285

  B physical
  B mental
  F emotional and in the end
  Z+ bring it on you dead bastards

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)09:10 No.2040295

  >>2040185
  >Shorter barreled versions of almost any rifle are easy to find,

  I'm pretty sure those are illegal (i.e. harder to find). There's a reason there's a minimum legal
  barrel length for the AR-15 while its M-4 military-issue-only cousin can be as short or long as
  necessary.

  Would sawing down a barrel to a certain length negatively affect any aspect of weapon-usefulness
  any worse than a barrel manufactured to be that short?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)09:12 No.2040296

  Z+ with F in emotions

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)09:14 No.2040297

  >>2040101
  >implying every finger/toe/non-dominant hand/arm is a completely essential part of survival

  It's a simple thing to splint them and let them heal enough so that they don't grow back
  disfigured. There's not much else anyone (even trained medical doctors) can do for a bone beyond
  that anyway.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)09:46 No.2040308

  >>2040202
  >"Zombies don't moan because of destroyed vocal cords, but they moan."
  Its actually saying that if they're not moaning their vocal cords or lungs are fucked.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)10:14 No.2040320

  You all realize this is one person's mental acceptance of a certain type of zombie, not any
  necessarily proven facts. How do you know true facts about zombies? Anyway the only stupid parts
  of the test is that it shoves their stupid concepts about zombles down your throat, when it
  should focus more on survivability in said situation.

  >>2040235
  Do you remember the name?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)10:18 No.2040323

  I also got a Z+ and an F in emotions

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)10:38 No.2040334

  >>2040166
  >.22 has enough force to get into skull, then bounce around inside
  >Not recommended

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)10:56 No.2040344

  >>2040281
  In real life, you'd want an actual gun. But the test doesn't seem to know how zombies would be in
  reality.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)11:00 No.2040346

  B
  C
  D
  F
  Z+
  I dont think would get anything but Z+



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