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[_] [G] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)05:26 No.1298327
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)05:44 No.1298333
>implying a rifle would be better than an assault rifle
>durr hurr spend too much ammo on burst or automatic
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)05:51 No.1298336
I got C,C,F,F but final result was an A what gives?
>> [_] MalfunctioningSub-Processor723 !w7ld71BIBY 06/24/10(Thu)05:56 No.1298340
B, B, D, F Final Result Z+ around 75% survival rate.
Not bad.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:03 No.1298341
B, C, F, F, but got a Z+ at the end and was told I could survive a nuclear holocaust.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:33 No.1298346
Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:35 No.1298347
z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)06:47 No.1298351
>>1298333
because there is no semiauto selection
NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME WHILE YOU FUMBLE AROUND WITH A CLIP OR TUBE MAG I'LL JUST SWAP THIS HERE
MAGAZINE HERE IN A FEW SECONDS
>> [_] sanso !!Kp6QSuDF3q3 06/24/10(Thu)07:05 No.1298360
>>1298341
this
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:05 No.1298361
B,B,C,E gives me Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:15 No.1298364
>>1298351
>clip
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:16 No.1298365
B,A,B,F final grade Z+, whats my price now?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:17 No.1298366
z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:18 No.1298367
B, B, B, F, Z+?
what
>>1298351
>clip
also:
HURR DURR AXE IS BETTER THAN REVOLER
the idiot creator of this test assumes that I don't have ammo. In any case, killing a few zombies
at medium range would be better than ENGAGING THEM AT CLOSE RANGE HURR A DURR HURR and risk
getting bitten.
also
>implying zombies aren't the running-screaming type
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:28 No.1298370
lulz, it mentions the "zombie survival guide"
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:33 No.1298373
CCDF Z+. The fuck?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)07:38 No.1298376
This "Quiz" is well known as shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)08:17 No.1298385
>>1298351
It must be a shitty assault rifle if it doesn't have semi-auto.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)08:30 No.1298389
BCDF Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)08:34 No.1298393
if the zombies aren't the running, screaming type, then even someone who would get the lowest
score on this test could still survive.
Also, the test implies you can find weapons lying around everywhere. Also, if you live in a
metropolis ur fucked anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:00 No.1298398
Honest answers:
BCDF
Z+
Shitty quiz, waste of 10 minutes. Why the fuck doesn't the rating correspond to your success in
the quiz. Also, apparently being a electronics/computer scientist with medical studies isn't
enough.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:22 No.1298406
This is all depending on what movies/video games this is based off of. Zombies don't exist so
that's the only source.
In some recent cases, zombie DO IN FACT scream and run at their prey. This quiz is out-dated.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)09:38 No.1298414
Sweet, I'd survive. I'd like to think I really would, but even if I didn't - I don't think I'd
mind being a zombie and just join the party.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)10:23 No.1298435
B, A, A, F = Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:18 No.1298454
if this quiz goes off the standard shuffling Romero zombie of course it doesn't make any sense.
Romero zombies are an idiotic and half witted concept that don't make any fucking sense
whatsoever. Making sense was never the point.
Debating logically how you would survive a situation that doesn't make any logical sense makes
you a fucking tool.
>>1298364
>>1298367
OH GOD HE SAID CLIP! Go back to /k/ you fucking morons.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:33 No.1298459
>an alarm clock could wake me up
>implying an alarm clock wouldn't attract zombies
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:38 No.1298464
Someone is being attacked by a group of zombies. . .do you?
Are they hot? Best answer in quiz.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)11:58 No.1298479
B A B F,And final Z+ Nuclear holocaust sirvival)
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)12:08 No.1298485
A,B,B,A Final score Z+
Apparently I can survive a nuclear holocaust
>> [_] Esileruf !!EXVC6W6TzFp 06/24/10(Thu)12:51 No.1298513
Physical's a B
Intel is a C
Exp is D
Emotion is F
Survival is Z+
Nukclear Lolocaust to kill me.
Attempting to get Four Fs to test if it ALWAYS give Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:09 No.1298522
yay Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:18 No.1298527
B B F B Z+ :D YEAH!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)13:32 No.1298528
Woot Z+
Thanks "Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks" :D
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:06 No.1298542
Poorly sourced and many of the questions are just his own bullshit opinion that don't take into
account reality. Having long hair or baggy clothes makes you more likely to die? If the zombie is
close enough to grab your hair or clothes you're pretty much fucked anyway. Hair is just hair,
you can tie it back, and loose baggy clothes would not constrict your movement like tight fit
would.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:18 No.1298549
>>1298542
Also depends how tight. Fighting close range doesn't automatically mean you're fucked. You can
still use an axe or some kind of secondary weapon to crush the zombies brain in. Of course, if
you do realize you're fucked close range and try to run, having it tied back gives the zombie
something easier to pull on.
>> [_] sage !ccqXAQxUxI!!5ZQPLpiep8z 06/24/10(Thu)14:18 No.1298550
lol CCDF Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)14:21 No.1298553
>>1298542
baggy closes get easily constricted on surrounding stuff. wat do when zombies chase you and yer
stupid baggy pants is stuck on a NAIL?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:02 No.1298579
AAAF and a Z+
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:30 No.1298595
This is a pretty stupid quiz
The right answers are sometimes really obvious.
Like why would I choose 'I don't run' or 'I'm not strong at all'?
And apparently this guy knows exactly how zombies act.
...As I recall, there was a question where the best answer was 'I have killed another human being'
I mean what is that?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:39 No.1298606
>>1298595
pretty much. not to mention it seems like no matter how shitty your scores is you get a good
score.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:49 No.1298614
C
D
F
F
Total: B
Well fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:57 No.1298621
>>1298595
Another LIVING being.
Also, he obviously knows zombies so well because he IS one...
>> [_] Giml Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)15:59 No.1298623
Z+ but my emotional something was an F everything else was A B or C
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)16:05 No.1298627
I love how I pretty much failed or was average at all sections, but put together I got a Z+, lol,
go figure.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)16:10 No.1298631
This guy is master zombies, he is an zombie hero. No one doubt his quiz, he knows EVERYTHING
ABOUT ZOMBIES.
>Implying we won't have a place to hide if a friend is injured.
>Implying buildings all have the same structure.
>Implying things that arent made clear in the questions.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)16:13 No.1298637
The guy who made this shit quiz thinks taking an infected individual with me in the hopes of
finding a cure is a better idea than just ending the poor little fucks life! DERR YOU HAVE POOR
EMOTIONS YOU'RE RUTHLESS HURR.
>> [_] Mubutu !cvdqamzDoA 06/24/10(Thu)16:15 No.1298640
>zombies don't run
28 days later you dense motherfucker
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)16:26 No.1298652
Can you download things from /f/???
Answer please, new to /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)17:03 No.1298678
Zombies only logically would be a rabid person with mad cow disease. If they died it would cause
rigor mortis, and the body wouldn't do anything.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)17:06 No.1298685
the zombie lore differs to strongly to make such quizzs generally able to be anwsered
only physics and knowlege: the more the better
I somehow got only Cs and D on emotion, resulting in final A
>> [_] Anonymous 06/24/10(Thu)17:06 No.1298686
>>1298652
Yes. You can download anything you want from any board. Now go figure out how to use the internet
before actually using it.
And yeah, the quiz sucks.
>> [_] â 06/24/10(Thu)17:18 No.1298694
This quiz was based of the Zombie Survival Guide, just a little FYI.
