File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, Japanese)
[_] Sweet ninja moves Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:40 No.1782586
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:49 No.1782590
O_O
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:50 No.1782591
I watched that whole thing hoping he'd cut himself. I am disappoint.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:51 No.1782593
you'd think with all those sword and knife skills he would cut off some of the extra fat on his
body.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:52 No.1782594
Level 21 virgin warrior.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:54 No.1782595
Okay, some of that was legitimately cool. Most of it looked like he was just knocking over
bottles with lame toy swords.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:54 No.1782596
i wish i could live across the street from this young man and watch him during the afternoon
eating lunch from my yard
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)13:57 No.1782600
must be a hatori hanzo sword
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:06 No.1782606
What he needs to do is lose some of that fat because I can see its slowing down his swings. Now
only for his case swordplay impressed women instead of making them think your some kind of freak
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:06 No.1782607
LOOK AT ALL THIS MOJO!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:11 No.1782612
PAIN
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:13 No.1782614
ugh he's terrible. Most of the times he cuts the bottle is only due to the sharpness of the
sword. The bottle keep falling because he's pushing down as he swings. He should just let the
blade lead. When you try and exert more force. unless you know what you're doing you're only
putting tension on the blade. Which is fine if its going edgewise. But the bottles tip over
because he's pushing down with the wide part of the blade as he swings.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:14 No.1782615
this guy would be better off slicing all the soda bottles he drinks and drinking the water
instead.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:15 No.1782616
>>1782615
maybe you should say that to his face
if you think your brave enough
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:29 No.1782621
What is the point of this exercise? That he can weakly hit a static target? 81 times? I wonder
how many takes he did.
Even with those tiny axes he can't manage a graceful flourish. Try throwing around a splitting
maul one-handed, then come see me.
>implying
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:30 No.1782623
@ #24 *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:51 No.1782638
Some of the swings are actually quite impressive.
But in the end, swords are forever overruled by guns
>> [_] Anonymoose 10/11/12(Thu)14:53 No.1782645
Would be a bad idea to be late for this guy's order in McDonalds...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)14:55 No.1782646
>>1782645
why, would he eat it while in delivery?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:01 No.1782652
Crap technique.
>mfw he's just mimicing moves he has seen in anime shows and/or video games and has no real skill
or talent in the art of swordsmanship
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:02 No.1782654
I wonder how much he would have paid me for picking up all the bottles.
Whatever that would be plus the revenue from recycling....why, I could buy a hamburger!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:02 No.1782655
Fun fact: the same guy int his video was later arrested for having CP on his computer.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:06 No.1782657
Why are there so many expert swordsmen on /f/?
go back to /k/
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:08 No.1782659
>>1782614
>>1782621
shut the fuck up or i will come to your house and cut all your bottled water at inconsistent
angles
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:09 No.1782662
>>1782655
Hey don't group the rest of us with that sword-swinging faggot....
Uhh I mean, don't group us with that CP watching faggot...
yeah...that...
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:42 No.1782683
This guy was a tripfag on /k/ for awhile
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)15:45 No.1782685
>>1782638
Not always. With a strong enough sword, a skilled swordsman can actually deflect projectiles away
from vital organs. at ranges of up to 50 yds, the sword stands a chance.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:06 No.1782692
so this is what andy milonakis has been up to
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:18 No.1782694
>>1782600
fuck youre a faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:37 No.1782709
>>1782685
This is called the "Mythbusters Troll", everyone. Mark it down, it'll be on the test.
>> [_] noko Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:40 No.1782711
>>1782709
They already did this. The speed of human reaction time isn't fast enough to even realize the
weapon has been fired by the time you're hit. Its impossible. Arrows can be but not fucking
bullets.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:42 No.1782712
>>1782652
Crap technique, but he's 350 pounds at least. Even pushing down on his follow through that's a
shitton of UNMOVABLE BLOB behind that swing. Sure you could casually walk out of his kill radius
and watch him die of a heart attack trying to follow you, but get inside and you're going to have
to cut through a lot of jelly to hit anything, and by that time, this spastic manchild will have
given you some ugly, hard to stitch, ragged as fuck wounds.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:44 No.1782714
>>1782709
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIDWG9Zn8j8
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:44 No.1782715
>>1782711
Triangulating possible trajectories and making sure the blade is in position before the gun is
even fired, knowing where the bugger is aiming and hoping he's a deadeye with a steady hand and
an accurate weapon is the only possible way you could do it. You could never swing a sword to
deflect a bullet, that's just ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:45 No.1782716
all that wasted water. Typical american slob.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:53 No.1782723
I watched this waiting for the joke.
But that was the joke.
There is no joke.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)16:55 No.1782724
>>1782723
I don't know, just knowing that this guy exists and that he truly believes that he's a certified
badass had me laughing my fucking ass off. This kid IS the joke.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)17:09 No.1782733
This is a terrible waste of the water he could be using to rehydrate himself while WORKING OUT
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)17:12 No.1782736
Lame video, actually pretty good weapons.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)18:18 No.1782781
I haven't laughed this hard in years. Holy shit, this guy is pathetic.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)18:33 No.1782790
>that feel when no gf
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)18:41 No.1782797
Ow cool a box of sprite!Yammy :3
Wait, dude, wait, no,NO,NO,FUCK NO,NOT SPRITE,NO
FUCK YOU, YOU SICK, NO, SHIT, NO, DANM YOU FATASS
NINJA, DAAMN YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)18:42 No.1782799
>>1782714
So what you're showing here is a katana in a vise, held in a static position is cutting a bullet.
That's not a person holding a sword ready and moving the blade to intercept.
Myth Busted.
Also the 50 feet (not yards) thing comes from a police doctrine to treat a perp with an edged
weapon as a highly dangerous situation. It's because you don't know if the person is gonna dash,
where, or if you can get a proper bead on him before he attacks you or someone in the vicinity
(including themselves).
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:04 No.1782807
I want to ask sauce on song but I know I've heard it before. On /f/ even. Can't remember where
though.
Any help?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:10 No.1782810
The one drawcut where he takes the cap off the bottle, which stays in place was cool, but given
all the other cuts I'm pretty sure it was a fluke.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:24 No.1782815
imagine how cool he must think he looks
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:27 No.1782816
This is way we'll never get ahead in society that station wagon is to outdated.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:29 No.1782819
The only one that was even a mite decent was the soda one.
and that angle and cut was trash in the first place.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:31 No.1782822
THINK OF THE CHILDREN IN AFRICA
THEY WALK 1000 KM EVERY DAY TO GET WATER
THEY WOULD WALK TO THE MOON TO GET SPRITE
MEANWHILE THIS FATASS IS PLAYING AROUND WITH IT
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:37 No.1782828
>>1782799
Let me hand you a shovel so you can keep digging, no really shut the fuck up.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:52 No.1782833
If he actually had any training with his sword at all, he'd leave clean cuts every time.
Don't know where he got that fine katana, because it's obviously war-forged and not a replica.
>rich white boys wasting all their money to cut bottles
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:54 No.1782836
it's samwell tarly lol
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)19:59 No.1782837
What's the goddamn fucking song name?
I know it's by Two Steps From Hell
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)20:10 No.1782842
Why doesn't he use his sword to cut off a few pounds?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)20:17 No.1782846
>>1782828
Gun wins. ninjas and samurai could never beat guns, that's why they don't exist anymore. This
isn't fucking anime, deal with it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)20:21 No.1782847
Song is Archangel by two steps from hell
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)20:23 No.1782848
Anything to get him out of the house and moving his body.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)20:25 No.1782851
>>1782846
Ninja and samurai did use guns you retard. There's no use for them because Japan is unified
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)20:31 No.1782853
>>1782595
none looked cool, mostly because a good cut would left the botton stading there, like when you
cut tatame
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)21:33 No.1782875
>>1782828
Come on man, you do realize that there's no possible way in hell a swordsman can win against
someone with a gun if there is some distance between them?
Any bullets that are deflected would be complete and pure utter luck. The next bullet would
either be a direct hit or just go through the sword completely.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)21:55 No.1782884
>>1782799
And in turn, the reason for that is the 21 Foot Rule. Through time trials, they have determined
that an attacker could close that distance in a couple seconds. Well enough to strike someone
with a firearm regardless of whether they fired or not. On top of that, in additional tests, the
defender either did not acknowledge that he was stabbed, or underestimated how many times and how
critical the wounds.
>>1782846
Not at close range, it doesn't. But, otherwise, firearms win. There's no contest there. But in a
real life scenario, no one is mugging you from 30 feet away.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)22:04 No.1782887
>>1782884
Firearms win at every single range.
Sidearms beat melee weapons. Long rifles are bad for melee range, of course, but that's not all
guns.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/11/12(Thu)22:06 No.1782889
Hey I'm Grump
