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[_] This is why... Anonymous 10/20/12(Sat)21:13 No.1789685
...the world ends at the end of 2012.
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>> [_] Anonymous 10/20/12(Sat)21:38 No.1789703
Can't drink Caffeine, well fuck.
Can't masturbate, SHIT looks like I won't become a god.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/20/12(Sat)21:45 No.1789715
>>1789703
You also need to know the four secret handshakes ("Tokens") to give Elohim at the Veil.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/20/12(Sat)21:48 No.1789717
>>1789715
Also, Pepsi is fine because the church owns stock in it.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/12(Sun)01:32 No.1789861
funny how most of this is comeplete BS. It is so lulzy how Mormons get hated so much in a country
of supposed "free religion", did you know that the mormon haters convinced the govs at one point
that the mormons were anti-US and thus the gov sent the army to get 'em?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/12(Sun)02:59 No.1789906
>>1789861
Yes, it is complete BS. Religion is like that.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/12(Sun)03:00 No.1789907
>>1789861
That's because the church was anti-government. Part of the sacred temple ceremony involved a vow
to get revenge for the death of Joseph Smith, before eventually being redacted. The reason
Mormons are hated because they can't keep their religion to themselves, e.g. maintaining an army
of missionaries and pushing anti-gay and anti-abortion bills.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/21/12(Sun)03:05 No.1789909
Mormons, the most secretive church, who send people out door to door to tell you about it.
