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>> [_] Anon 3234971 >># Sounds like Kim Jong Il was a disaster, then?

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[_] Anon 3190173
>> [_] Anon 3190182 Why is the yellow text in japanese?
>> [_] Anon 3190206 Do the gooks really believe all that, or do they just parrot it to avoid getting executed?
>> [_] Anon 3190208 >># how do you know its not true?
>> [_] Anon 3190209 >># He would have easily conquered South Korea.
>> [_] Anon 3190214 >># One of the most institutes that promote juche ideas is located in Japan. This video was issued by them, I think. >># Dunno, to me it's very cute. Like instead of making all this 21st century-style contorted propaganda to promote their leader they just revert to the images and heroic/mystic powers that were attached to the great leaders hundreds and hundreds of years before the arrival of "modern thinking". Also, this distrust in monarchs may have been very powerful in Europe through the las 200+ years (going back to the times of French philosophers, like Voltaire, Rousseau etc.), but it never had such an early and powerful impact on Asian mind. It's my opinion. Compare the character of the Japanese mikados and their perception at the beginning of XX century and the same for the British or Russian monarchs. I won't bother to try to back this theory up, consider it as my attempt to rationalise why this video and the whole strategy of North Korea looks funny and interesting at the same time.
>> [_] Anon 3190221 >># Hell no, they're no idiots, with US and many other countries ready to back South Korea any given moment and send tonns of troops and tanks. That's why, as far as I know, for the last 20+ years North Korea is trying to implore South Korea into joining them on the basis of the doctrine written down as early as in 1990-s. This 10 principles aren't anything bad, you can just google them to find out it's just a propositions to live as two separate parts of the same country, basically ceasing all their internal conflicts and deciding on their foreign policy together. However, South Korea and the other mighty countries don't want to accept North Korea the way it is now, the only way for them is if they strip the North of all military and power and then turn it into a large ghetto, with north koreans considered as the 'human trash', like it happened with the majority of habitants of East Germany after the breaking of the wall. And that is what DPRK's politicians don't want to happen, among other things. tl;dr DPRK doesn't want any war, they want to be protected as a sovereign state, and then slowly to get together with the south on the equal terms. But it's not gonna happen within current political climate.
>> [_] Anon 3190224 >># I bet you're fun at parties.
>> [_] Anon 3190230 >># You're right. There's always some people ready to discuss some interesting stuff and broaden their horizons instead of getting smashed or sticking to the screens of their smartphones.
>> [_] Anon 3190234 >># I was talking about super powers, and you went on a rant of mostly obvious stuff. There's a time and place, but I'm not sure if that was it.
>> [_] Anon 3190305 >># kys normalfag
>> [_] Anon 3190306 >># k

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[_] Anon 3077261 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3077452 >># Best leader

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[_] never forget Anon 2151562
>> [_] Anon 2151657 i cry errytiem ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2151664 HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN
>> [_] Anon 2151696 rip jackie chan
>> [_] Anon 2151743 good rest, spicy kimchi ;*(
>> [_] Anon 2151799 inb4 HUGE STORMS OF SHIT

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[_] Anon 2099623
>> [_] Anon 2099632 HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN

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[_] Anon 2039360 BEST KOREA
>> [_] Anon 2039362 That was interesting
>> [_] Anon 2039434 >Dear Leader stubs his toe >village wiped out by massive hurricane

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[_] HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN Anon 1984988
>> [_] Anon 1985120 10/10

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[_] Anon 1728763 Yes it is Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1728776 Kim Jong Il. Master of the Casio Keyboard.
>> [_] Anon 1728781 Kim Jong Il the Koreanborn
>> [_] Anon 1728792 NO IS NOT
>> [_] Anon 1728879 >># 4v4 BGH decides
>> [_] Anon 1728881 North Korea is best Korea because they hate k-pop as much as everyone else.
>> [_] Anon 1728891 you know what, you have a point.
>> [_] sage 1728900 This deserves a bump
>> [_] Anon 1728905 /f/ needs more kpop -Kim Jong "K.J." Il
>> [_] Anon 1728943 >># You for got the NO CLUTTER NR 20 MIN PROS ONLY FASTEST GL HF
>> [_] Anon 1728995 Anybody else notice that shit's in Japanese, not Korean? It's sung in Korean, but it has Japanese subtitles.
>> [_] Anon 1728997 >># maybe it wasn't translated for america?

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[_] [L] Nevar Forget Anon 1591890 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1591914 Ahahaha, what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1591936 this COULD have been an good loop, if not for the outrofade and the intro :(
>> [_] Anon 1591948 HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THOSE OLD SOVIET THINGS!
>> [_] Anon 1592047 >># but the story about Jesus Christ is totally true, right?
>> [_] Anon 1592051 >># Ok, as an atheist myself, people like you piss me off. What does JC of Nazaree, the rizzle, the hizzle, the pimpslapping dizzle have to do with comparing this to Soviet propaganda? OUT! TO REDDIT WITH YOU!
>> [_] Anon 1592059 >># Protip, nobody wants to see you ranting about religion here, so fuck off. Goddamn people who get butthurt at the slightest mention of jeesus, makes me mad as fuck

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[_] [?] GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE Anon 1589734 The only question that remains is: Who is going to shout to the mountains now? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1589736 I was waiting for something like this, thanks. RIP Dear Leader
>> [_] Anon 1589741 >shout ... Kim Jong Il confirmed for Dragonborn?
>> [_] Anon 1589742 >># >http://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-lead er-kim-jong-il-69-died-030848603.html >yahoo'ing SOB!
>> [_] Anon 1589764 how did north korea ever get this bad? i mean forced leader-cults with compleate domination of its people. i mean how did the gov. get so damn powerfull....and crazy?
>> [_] Anon 1589825 He opens his Mouth, and a HUGE SHITSTORM happens... Sounds about right to me...
>> [_] Anon 1589828 >># "Who is going to shout to the mountains now?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Er4i47a3 7s
>> [_] Anon 1589858 >implying North Korea isn't a puppet government
>> [_] Anon 1589955 >># >fairly provacative.. The Chi-coms don't control Korea

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[_] [?] all heil Anon 1561787 this is the greatest song ever Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 1561864 All hail!
>> [_] Anon 1561901 Why the fuck is he riding a horse.
>> [_] Anon 1562002 I was just watching a show about North Korea.

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[_] [?] KOREAN MORNING Anon 1511566 GET UP AND GET TO WORK DPRK BEST KOREA
>> [_] Anon 1511572 I for one welcome our new socialist overlord.
>> [_] Anon 1511594 >># >doesn't understand what socialism is
>> [_] Anon 1511599 In other news the text at the bottom isn't Korean I think.
>> [_] Anon 1511609 >># japanese lol
>> [_] Anon 1511676 >># Kimmie claims to be socialist, so your point is moot.

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[_] [?] THA LEADER ALL UP IN THIS BITCH Anon 1491503 no disrespect or he'll shout a storm up yo ass
>> [_] Anon 1491553 this is AWESOME!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1491570 there is no full video/flash?
>> [_] Anon 1491627 >># your imperialist running dog browser can't handle the full video!
>> [_] Anon 1491630 I need more of this greatness!
>> [_] Anon 1491670 I guess North Korea state TV hasn't upgraded to HD yet
>> [_] Anon 1491707 >Kim Jong IL shouts to the mountains. This is why we think he is crazy.

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[_] [?] ALL HEIL Anon 1457156 i love the leader
>> [_] Anon 1457160 Glorious.
>> [_] Anon 1457161 really?
>> [_] Anon 1457188 When we already knew he was batshit insane, this happened.
>> [_] Anon 1457282 I BELIEVE

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[_] [?] North Korea is best Korea Anon 1360136 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1360158 i lol'd at the "HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN" for some reason it felt like a cry for help.
>> [_] Anon 1360185 DEAR LEADER IS GREAT LEADER
>> [_] Anon 1360271 THIS IS WHAT NORTH KOREANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE!
>> [_] Anon 1360380 The sad thing is, that was probably written by a South Korean singer that the Kim Jong Il administration kidnapped and imprisoned until she wrote a propaganda song for him. Seriously, he fucking does it all the time.

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[_] [L] Send Justin Beiber to North Korea Anon 1310255 http://tweeter.faxo.com/Justin_Bieber_My _World_Tour Only 3 hours left.
>> [_] Anon 1310257 thanks for reminding me
>> [_] Anon 1310271 2 hours 15 minutes remain
>> [_] Anon 1310372 about 30 minutes left.
>> [_] Anon 1310401 We did it.

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[_] [J] IT'S A NORTH KOREAN MORNING Anon 1295529 GET UP AND GET TO WORK
>> [_] Anon 1295629 Oh propaganda, you so crazy.
>> [_] Anon 1295651 "HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN" Oh fuck he is awesome!
>> [_] Anon 1295751 >huge storms always happen She must be referring to Jupiter. Perhaps that Great Red Spot thing.

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[_] [L] Anon 1267608 Hail satan! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1267645 Sad teim nao: There are people who actually believe this.
>> [_] Anon 1267662 >># I certainly do
>> [_] Anon 1267702 I didn't see anything there that wasn't fact. Kim-Dog is the new Chuck Norris. You just don't know it yet.
>> [_] Anon 1267777 whats so special about him, i know lots of people who make HUEG STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN when they shout

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[_] [?] IT'S A NORTH KOREAN MORNING! Anon 1249983 GET UP AND GET TO WORK Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1249994 ... huh
>> [_] Anon 1250004 So that's what they play to the Koreans every morning?
>> [_] Anon 1250007 >># I hope not. The production quality on that was terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1250037 what the fuck am I watching?
>> [_] Anon 1250055 >># not exactly, that's a commercial that aired in Japan It wouldn't surprise me if it was like this though
>> [_] Anon 1250186 >># it is

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[_] [?] Huge storms always happen in Best Korea Anon 1075471 Kim Jong Il is my homeboy Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1075475 They brainwash north koreans pretty hard this shit is pretty fucked up. One former south korean said that they were told that if they touched anti kim jhong il flyers airdropped from south korea that they would die. They are also not allowed by law to destroy an image of kim jhong il, so the south koreans are putting his picture on the flyers.
>> [_] Anon 1075528 I can't help but wonder why Kim Jong Il is still alive :\ He should've been pegged by a US Marine Force Recon team years ago.
>> [_] Anon 1075543 >># You've been watching too many movies, kid. Aside from the fact that marines are not, in fact, invincible super-soldier killing machines, the world in general frowns somewhat upon the act of assassinating heads of state.
>> [_] Anon 1075551 >># I do hope you're not suggesting that the Marines could not kill old Kim with minimal effort if ordered to do so, my good man.
>> [_] Anon 1075553 >># I'm suggesting that marines are glorified amerikunt soldiers, bolstered with an even greater false sense of invincible arrogance. But hey, that's just me. I'm sure they can use their magical marine powers to power through the defences of a militarized nation and bring down their leader using handheld miniguns and shoulder-mounted rocket launchers, just like all the most successful assassin organizations in the world do.
>> [_] Anon 1075583 Bitch rides a horse. I ride a lancer evo.
>> [_] Anon 1075587 50 cal heavy rifle from a hotel roof. American lets the world know what's up. IT IS GOOD TO BE THE KING.
>> [_] Anon 1075611 >># Nuclear launch detected.
>> [_] Anon 1075615 >># Sounds like a butthurt eurofag whos upset that America has undoubtedly either stomped them into the ground, or saved their ass, ample times. =\ Fag off, faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1075617 >># And you sound like a butthurt american trying hard to ignore all the gaping cracks in the propaganda of his glorious fatherland.
>> [_] Anon 1075619 >># Nah. I'm sure that if my country, AMERICA <Que lights, sparklers, 21-gun salute> and whatever shithole second / third world country you're in went to war, our vets would be coming home victorious in about 48 days. :D Anyways. Kim Jong Il goes down with a well placed .50 bullet right between his pig looking eyes, we nuke Iran and the entire middle east, and the world survives until Russia hits its period again.
>> [_] Anon 1075622 >># No doubt. After all, hundreds of billions of dollars worth of high tech toys can cover nearly any lack of competence. I can tell you didn't grow up in the 80's. Let me fill you in, kid - nobody wins a nuclear war. Nobody in the entire fucking world. America's biggest complaint about Kim Jong Il is his nuclear program, and yet so few americans see any problem with using nuclear arms against any number of targets - pre-emptively, even. That makes america the biggest den of crazy fucks, in my humble opinion.
>> [_] Anon 1075624 >># This is what americans actually believe.
>> [_] Anon 1075626 >># yeah they'd be almost as effective taking down a nation with actual weapons and technology, as they are bringing one down that has towelheads throwing rocks as weapons.Oh wait,no, those weren't 48 days at all! how long has it been since they invaded that shit hole anyway, and why aren't they winning?
>> [_] Anon 1075629 >># You fucking retard, Americans aren't fanatics who believe their president / ruler / king / prime minister / leader is a fucking GOD. We're not convinced that everyone else in the world is a bunch of clusterfuck retarded moron infidels who want to turn everything to ash, and we're sure as fuck not wanting to do it first - like North Korea and Iran. We don't want to blow up all of the famous historical landmarks and kill everyone, like North Korea. That statement alone proved to me the limit of your intelligence. Fuck off, go to sleep and think long and hard about your next attempt at being smart / trolling smart, because this one failed miserably, lulz. >># I was actually making a reference to the first invasion of Iraq, moron. lulz. Which was actually considered a victory in 60-something-days. Anyways. I'm done arguing politics on /f/ and on 4chan in general, because of the eurofags.
>> [_] Anon 1075630 >># Um... >>nearly any lack of competence. I stand corrected.
>> [_] Alan Shore !De..W0m.u. 1075633 >># >># >># Australia was here Europe and America smell
>> [_] Anon 1075638 >># >>Which was actually considered a victory in 60-something-days By the Dubbya. Well, let's not forget that Iraq never put up an organized fight, and all the destruction was a unilateral smokeshow, without america would now probably be wanting for angry insurgents to fight. Also, lulz lulz offhanded dismissal lulz Preparation H lulz.
>> [_] Anon 1075641 The great leader would be disappoint at this thread. Did you know Kim kills anyone with a disadvantage allowing more money to go to people who can actually work? Wouldn't that be nice!, To bad he isn't the brightest crayon in the box, if he did communism the right way he would be doing much better.
>> [_] Anon 1075642 Am I the only one who can enjoy this Propoganda flash without the butthurt?
>> [_] Anon 1075644 >># >>We're not convinced that everyone else in the world is a bunch of clusterfuck retarded moron infidels O rly? >>who want to turn everything to ash, and we're sure as fuck not wanting to do it first >># we nuke Iran and the entire middle east Well, clearly.
>> [_] Anon 1075645 >># I think this is only for the retards, If you have like one arm but can still work then it's ok
>> [_] Anon 1075646 >># >name calling, ending sentences with "lulz". >I'm done arguing politics on /f/ and on 4chan in general, because of the eurofags. more like you ran out of arguments, not like you had a good one to begin with.
>> [_] Anon 1075648 >># the best part is when kim gallops his pony. I lol'd.

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[_] [?] HUGE STORMS Anon 1069278 This seriously happens.
>> [_] Anon 1069284 SO RONERY
>> [_] Anon 1069334 Dear Leader, Please don't yell. It's rainy enough right now. Respectfully, Frightened North Corean Anon
>> [_] Anon 1069437 Speaking of Corea, you guys should watch The Red Chapel.
>> [_] Anon 1069448 HUGE STORMS ALWAYS HAPPEN
>> [_] Anon 1069510 he is also responsible for global warming
>> [_] Anon 1069519 >># fuck you we need more rain
>> [_] Anon 1069527 Flood were flooding off the sky ! Don't believe ? KIM POSSIBLE HE IS !