File: Bottles beware!.swf-(9.83 MB, Japanese)
[_] for nippon Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:09 No.1857814
Enjoy.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:25 No.1857825
okay, so what. he's actually not terrible with a sword
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:27 No.1857828
>>1857825
you're joking right?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:30 No.1857831
actually, i too, was mildly impressed.
asianfag here
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:31 No.1857832
>>1857828
I mean, he's no artist, but he makes his mark
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:31 No.1857833
to the weeaboo's credit, he manages to :
1) Actually cleave some bottles instead of simply imparting momentum, overcoming the bottles
nominal friction holding it to the table, and sending it flying.
2) Improve over the course of the video
3) Looks like he lost a few lbs (still like 300 to go, but whatever works)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:32 No.1857834
>>1857832
would he at least sharpen his blades? so many uneven cuts
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:42 No.1857838
This man is truly skilled in the ways of cutting plastic bottles.
We have much to learn from him.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)21:48 No.1857842
somehow he is not that bad or has some decent blades.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:01 No.1857853
cool he can kill bottles I prefer a gun
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:02 No.1857855
he sure knows how to swing a sword. now he needs to learn how to move.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:07 No.1857860
He's not that bad. Sure his size is holding him back but if this is what motivates him to get out
and loose weight, good for him. Plus it looks like some of his blades were sharpened very good by
the way they cut.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:12 No.1857863
Everyone here with the exception of maybe one guy is fucking retarded
He's a fat fuck who relies solely on the sharpness of his weapons to do the work for him
What he did requires only the skill to know how to swing your arms
I can guarantee most of you could do the same exact thing, most likely even better, given a blade
of reasonable sharpness
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:18 No.1857869
>>1857863
THIS!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:18 No.1857871
I won't lie, I've been impressed with how he actually has some precision at points with his
swings.
Also, his youtube channel shows he's not half bad at making his own weapons, which suprised me
even more.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:21 No.1857873
Damn, I want that gladius .
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:25 No.1857875
If I was his neighbor, I would've called the cops on that nut bag so many times.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:26 No.1857877
idgaf if hes good at using a sword, this looks fun as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:27 No.1857878
If he spent time drinking as much water and seltzer as he did cutting them down, he could shed
some pounds.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:48 No.1857889
>>1857878
holy fucking christ everybody, this man is a genius! those fatty fucks have no excuses now!
>ISHYGDTT
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:49 No.1857891
I wonder how people in third world countries would like this video
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)22:59 No.1857902
>>1857863
>relies solely on the sharpness of his weapons to do the work for him
Yeah, like any professional swordsman would. If you try to make your muscles do all the work,
you'll be exhausted in five minutes even if you're Hulk Hogan.
You have a weapon, it is sharp, use the sharpness alone as much as you can.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)23:07 No.1857904
>>1857860
>loose
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)23:09 No.1857907
>>1857853
Blades are for cutting bottles. Guns are for shooting cans.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)23:12 No.1857908
we need to show this to people dying of thirst in africa
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)23:18 No.1857916
Now if only he could cut soda out of his diet...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/13(Mon)23:59 No.1857925
>>1857916
It's over. I'm off /f/ for the week, nothing posted here can match you for humour content.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)15:56 No.1857938
Jesus Christ, why is /f/ of all places getting so much cancer?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)15:59 No.1857939
"William! I told you to put the recycling on the corner; stop playing with it! Don't make me get
your father, young man! You still have to clean your room!"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)17:39 No.1857990
epicnesss ... ?
oh no nevermind
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)17:49 No.1858000
His form was so hilarious at the beginning and so mediocre at the end.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)17:59 No.1858010
Some cut are decent, some are garbage, But the only thing I know for sure is that he doesn't know
how to use short weapons, also he is slow but that could be because he is fat.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)18:08 No.1858023
>>1857902
Obviously swords cut because they are sharp. I'm not saying to not use the sword, but don't try
to show off to all the other weeaboos when you know nothing about swords outside of anime.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)18:13 No.1858028
He actually wears a pussy deflector in one of those.
All of my lol.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)18:23 No.1858035
he is cool coz he isn't brony
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)18:37 No.1858043
>>1857902
Yeah, I was at the shooting range once and I pointed my gun in the general direction of the
target and fired rapidly and wildly. All without aiming down the sights.
A few of the shots hit the target but only because like any professional marksman, I relied on
the accuracy of my gun to hit the target for me. Because if I used the iron sight or fired in
short controlled bursts I would get exhausted from the time it takes to aim properly.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)18:50 No.1858051
>>1857833
More importantly, it looks like he's having fun.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/13(Tue)18:53 No.1858056
>>1857891
>third world
oh boy
