File: Desu desu.swf-(1.59 MB, Loop)
[_] Desu Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)17:58 No.1859644
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)18:02 No.1859649
so kawaii x3
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)18:13 No.1859658
-1293! Critical hit! Stun applied! Pain applied! You have lost the perk sperm production! You
have lost the passive ability erection! You have taken severe damage to and can no longer use:
penis, right and left testicles, scrotum!
Your turn! Choose one of the following actions:
Attack
Defend
Laugh
Insult
Complain
Cry
Escape
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)19:23 No.1859752
>>1859658
cry like a bitch then become 007 agent having sex for dinner and death for breakfast.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)19:27 No.1859757
THAT WASNT DESU AT ALL
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)19:34 No.1859764
Not sure why white folk find this kind of shit funny
>> [_] we tripcode nao !fe3V0VsaSc 01/17/13(Thu)19:34 No.1859765
>>1859752
You cry heavily, tears rapidly dropping from your eyes. They feel salty on your mouth. You
release small cries of pain.
The remainder of your chosen actions were not understood.
Your friend's turn! He laughs heartily, approaches you, taps you on the shoulder and asks whether
you are okay.
Your turn! Choose one of the following actions:
[DIALOGUE]
1. Yeah, i'm alright.
2. Hff, i think so...
3. I'll survive
4. I-i don't think so...
5. No, it hurts too much
[/DIALOGUE]
Attack
Defend
Laugh
Insult
Complain
Cry
Escape
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)19:42 No.1859768
>>1859765
escape
>> [_] !fe3V0VsaSc 01/17/13(Thu)19:49 No.1859775
>>1859768
You hurriedly get up, trying your b est to hide your face, drenched in tears, from your friends.
You head away rapidly, Seeing no reason to stay here any longer. You ignore them as they ask you
where you're going as you leave, but generally seem to understand why you desire to leave the
vicinity.
Finally in a more secluded area, you inspect the damage dealt. Your organs are in heavy pain and
you can feel your blood running through them, yet they do not appear to be in immediate danger.
You consider seeing a doctor for assistance. You wipe the tears from your face, look up and
decide that you should go elsewhere.
Choose a destination for your final escape! Since you live in a large city, most urban buildings
are available as choices.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)19:58 No.1859786
>>1859775
i go to mcdonalds
>> [_] !fe3V0VsaSc 01/17/13(Thu)20:01 No.1859791
>>1859786
You are surprised and killed by a Manticore! It quickly shreds your flesh and devours you.
GAME OVER
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)20:13 No.1859802
>>1859791
fuck your shit nigga i want mah mcnuggets
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)20:57 No.1859839
Me and my friend go skiing every other weekend
Last week he was coming down a double black diamond that had a jump near the bottom. Well, just
above that jump is where 3 or so other trails all merge as just past the jump is the ski lodge
Long story short, my friend took the jump and knocked a teenager out... with his balls
They both went to the hospital, the kid with a minor concussion, my friend with a blown left nut
and a right the size of a tennis ball
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)21:27 No.1859880
>>1859839
Fuck you and your butt-buddy
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)21:28 No.1859881
more like >how fucking stupid can you be.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 01/17/13(Thu)21:30 No.1859882
>>1859881
But then he wouldn't have tricked the desu /r/
