File: Desu desu.swf-(1.59 MB, Loop)
[_] Desu Anon 1859644 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1859649 so kawaii x3
>> [_] Anon 1859658 -1293! Critical hit! Stun applied! Pain applied! You have lost the perk sperm production! You have lost the passive ability erection! You have taken severe damage to and can no longer use: penis, right and left testicles, scrotum! Your turn! Choose one of the following actions: Attack Defend Laugh Insult Complain Cry Escape
>> [_] Anon 1859752 >># cry like a bitch then become 007 agent having sex for dinner and death for breakfast.
>> [_] Anon 1859757 THAT WASNT DESU AT ALL
>> [_] Anon 1859764 Not sure why white folk find this kind of shit funny
>> [_] we tripcode nao !fe3V0VsaSc 1859765 >># You cry heavily, tears rapidly dropping from your eyes. They feel salty on your mouth. You release small cries of pain. The remainder of your chosen actions were not understood. Your friend's turn! He laughs heartily, approaches you, taps you on the shoulder and asks whether you are okay. Your turn! Choose one of the following actions: [DIALOGUE] 1. Yeah, i'm alright. 2. Hff, i think so... 3. I'll survive 4. I-i don't think so... 5. No, it hurts too much [/DIALOGUE] Attack Defend Laugh Insult Complain Cry Escape
>> [_] Anon 1859768 >># escape
>> [_] !fe3V0VsaSc 1859775 >># You hurriedly get up, trying your b est to hide your face, drenched in tears, from your friends. You head away rapidly, Seeing no reason to stay here any longer. You ignore them as they ask you where you're going as you leave, but generally seem to understand why you desire to leave the vicinity. Finally in a more secluded area, you inspect the damage dealt. Your organs are in heavy pain and you can feel your blood running through them, yet they do not appear to be in immediate danger. You consider seeing a doctor for assistance. You wipe the tears from your face, look up and decide that you should go elsewhere. Choose a destination for your final escape! Since you live in a large city, most urban buildings are available as choices.
>> [_] Anon 1859786 >># i go to mcdonalds
>> [_] !fe3V0VsaSc 1859791 >># You are surprised and killed by a Manticore! It quickly shreds your flesh and devours you. GAME OVER
>> [_] Anon 1859802 >># fuck your shit nigga i want mah mcnuggets
>> [_] Anon 1859839 Me and my friend go skiing every other weekend Last week he was coming down a double black diamond that had a jump near the bottom. Well, just above that jump is where 3 or so other trails all merge as just past the jump is the ski lodge Long story short, my friend took the jump and knocked a teenager out... with his balls They both went to the hospital, the kid with a minor concussion, my friend with a blown left nut and a right the size of a tennis ball
>> [_] Anon 1859880 >># Fuck you and your butt-buddy
>> [_] Anon 1859881 more like >how fucking stupid can you be.swf
>> [_] Anon 1859882 >># But then he wouldn't have tricked the desu /r/