File: Cop Hits Deer.swf-(1.62 MB, Japanese)
[_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)13:04 No.1861417
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)13:18 No.1861426
The blood...was purple...
Why was it purple?
WHY WAS IT PURPLE? WAS IT A FUCKING ALIEN? HOLY SHIT THEY'RE ALREADY HERE, MASQUERADING AS
WILDLIFE ANIMALS AAAARGH
It's 5am here
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)13:23 No.1861429
giddamn JIHADIST DEER
take yer ullah mohammed crap
AND GO BACK TO YER OWN CUNTRY
white power
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)13:30 No.1861435
Allahu Antler
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)13:41 No.1861441
That SFX on impact...
mmmmm
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)13:55 No.1861447
>>1861426
It was the fucking blue light plus red blood that made it purple dumbass.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)15:11 No.1861485
Goddamn, it exploded
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)15:12 No.1861487
R.I.P. Deer.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)15:30 No.1861499
wild deer used self destruct
not very effective
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)16:00 No.1861520
That thing died the fuck to death.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)16:06 No.1861532
>>1861441
>implying SFX
I take it you've not seen the aftermath of when a deer gets rammed by a car.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)16:34 No.1861557
I've had this happen to me before. I live out in deer country.
Except it was a buck and I was in a truck. Yes when driving fast enough a deer will explode in a
similar fassion: same for any other large animal although typically it causes mreo damage to your
car. Deer I hit nearly went through my windshield and the force felt like I hit a massive
speedbump while going 55mph.
These creatures are so god damn stupid, they literally wait until a car comes and then sprint.
Even a bird knows when the fuck to get on the road and off it. It was hard for me to take Bambi
seriously as a child because I already knew that the most realistic interpretation of a sentient
deer would be constantly saying "BIRRRD! BIRRRD!" throughout it's life, never growing beyond that
phase.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)16:41 No.1861562
how the fuck does it explode like that
>> [_] Anonymous 01/19/13(Sat)16:50 No.1861570
>>1861557
Reminded me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoMXovAuCKA
