File: Cops are Heroes.swf-(2.08 MB, Loop)
[_] Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)23:26 No.1957874
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)23:34 No.1957881
Shitty music, even for the flash, but still made me happy
>> [_] Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)23:37 No.1957884
Well done, Officer.
Well done.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)23:49 No.1957893
With the mood from the other thread, I was expecting someone to push the cop in and then hood
music.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)23:54 No.1957898
>>1957893
Lmfaoo xD
AINT NOTHING TO IT!!
GANGSTA RAP MAD ME DO IT!! xD
>> [_] Anonymous 04/28/13(Sun)23:54 No.1957899
>>1957898
*MADE
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:04 No.1957907
damn good reaction time on the cop's part.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:35 No.1957922
That cop just ruined someone's day.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:38 No.1957923
And then that man got raped in jail for attempting suicide that night.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:43 No.1957929
>Cop
>Hero
>Stops someone that didn't want to live no more.
>Send man to jail making him hate his life more.
>Guy probably ass-raped making him hate his life even more.
I don't see where the hero part come in.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:44 No.1957930
>>1957922
>>1957923
>>1957929
i posted this to look up to the cop. but what you guys said made me lol. am i a good person now?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:46 No.1957932
>>1957930
If OP, the only bad thing I see is the name of the flash as it's a lie.
Needs to be Cops are douchbags
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:48 No.1957934
Cop here only reason he stopped the guy is so that he wouldn't have to do the 3 hours of waiting
for DFS and medical examiner to come out there pronouce him dead and scrap up the mess just so he
could go back and do the 20 minute long piece of shit death report...secondly most suicide
attempties go to the hospital for medical examination not jail...
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:48 No.1957935
He must have been getting a lot of overtime that day to be in such a helpful mood.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:52 No.1957939
>>1957934
So he did it to help himself and not the person?
What a shock!
Wait...
I knew this already.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:55 No.1957941
It's like I'm on /pol/ or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)00:59 No.1957946
>>1957929
You don't get sent to jail for attempting to commit suicide. It's "illegal" to kill yourself,
meaning they will always try to stop you but no law will actually harm you. Worst you can get is
some mandatory therapy.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:03 No.1957950
>>1957946
If I wanted to commit suicide and I was force to live and forced mandatory therapy and meds, I
think I would hate life more.
Just sayin'
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:06 No.1957953
>>1957934
right, because that guy thought of all that in that split second of life or death. Maybe that's
what the guy thought afterward, but definitely not during.
Also, another cop here.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:06 No.1957954
>>1957950
>forced
yeah no.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:08 No.1957956
>>1957953
I know what the cop thought at that split second.
"Shit! If I don't help him I will look like a douche! And I'm a cop! I'm awesome! I can't look
like a douche! Help help help!"
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:11 No.1957961
>>1957950
Assuming you actually did want to kill yourself, if you don't want the therapy then you would
explain to them that it was a momentary lapse of judgement, that you were going through a rough
patch but the cop who just saved your life snapped you out of it.
It's not like they'd throw you in a mental ward for attempted suicide unless you stupidly told
them you would jump off a bridge the moment you got out.
If you really wanted to kill yourself then you are more than welcome to after the ordeal is over.
Otherwise accept the essentially free counselling, it might save your life.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:11 No.1957962
>>1957934
cops are cops because they love their job. They just hate that they see so much death. Its a
natural, expected reaction to loathe standing around after someone died, knowing you could have
prevented it.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:11 No.1957963
>>1957956
Wow. You are pathetic.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:12 No.1957966
>>1957961
Well yeah. If anyone would say they would try again after getting out would have to be an idiot.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:17 No.1957977
>>1957962
what? frankly I hate my job most under paid department any other in the state, under manned,
under equipped, ya know it's bullshit when ya come into work and your personal 500 dollar car
worked better than your squad car.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:19 No.1957981
In the United States and England, suicide is literally not against the law.
Just saying.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:19 No.1957984
I think that cop was a pretty cool guy because if I was a bystander I'd hate to be splattered
with blood and have to witness some chump offing himself before I go to work.
You might all act tough and desensitized but I'd really rather not see a person turn in to a red
skidmark first thing in the morning.
That suicidal guy should've killed himself in his home, if anything. How selfish and
attenion-whorish to do it in a busy train-station.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:24 No.1957992
>>1957984
This, fucking thank you, everyone go fucking home.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:26 No.1957995
>>1957992
I can hang out in this thread as long as I wa~Oh shit the cops!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:27 No.1957997
>>1957984
I won't say I'm an expert in suicide, but I don't think you can fail a suicide attempt if you get
run over by a train.
You can fail the attempt at home though.
>Overdose.
Someone can see you or find you before you die and get your stomach pumped.
>Gun.
Can somehow fail and the damage can leave you brain damaged or something.
>Sharp objects.
Can easily fail and I don't think the dude wanted it to be painful as I think cutting yourself
might be a painful way to go.
>Jumping off roof.
There are cases of people surviving this.
You can also survive getting hit by a car as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:28 No.1957999
>>1957984
personally i would be more pissed that he did it and would cause the station to close down for a
while making me late for work than anything else. i couldnt feel sorry for someone that wanted to
off themselves.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:33 No.1958003
>>1957997
So you're saying it's more likely some omniscient being will stop you from overdosing in your own
private residence than some bystander stopping you from jumping in front of a train in a public
transit stop-off?
I mean, it's not like we just watched a flash of a failed train-station suicide attempt. Your
logic is COMPLETELY sound.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:35 No.1958004
>>1958003
No. The guy in this flash was an idiot for trying to jump so close to someone.
If he knew what he was doing he would've probably waited on the next one as it seemed that he was
already at the edge. Especially with a cop there, I would've waited.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:43 No.1958010
>>1957946
There is actually no law in any state that says it is illegal to kill yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:48 No.1958016
>>1958010
Depending on the circumstances you can be slapped with other charges, and aiding a suicide is
most definitely against the law. There's no law against suicide itself though since it would be a
pointless law. If you fail you didn't actually commit it. If you succeed there's nobody to
punish. That's why there's no law.
>>1957999
I'm with you. As someone with a close friend who offed himself years back, I can honestly say I
have no shits to give for people who are selfish enough to go that route. Even the most secluded
hermit tends to have a couple people in the world that'd miss them and willing to help with
whatever they're going through. You just have to reach out to those people. That's what friends
are for.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:51 No.1958018
>>1958016
Exactly. The ones that piss me off the most are those that KNOW someone is there to help them
out, but in the end they still go through with it without a damn about the aftermath when they
succeed.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:53 No.1958021
>>1958016
>Even the most secluded hermit tends to have a couple people in the world that'd miss them and
willing to help with whatever they're going through. You just have to reach out to those people.
You say that as if everyone always CAN help.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:54 No.1958022
>>1957997
>Not killing yourself with a carefully measured amount of poison and painkillers
Fucking amateurs just taking whatever pills they have in the bathroom.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:55 No.1958023
>>1958018
And you sure sound like the kind of person that would help someone in their time of need.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)01:55 No.1958024
>>1958016
Read what I quoted and understand I was correcting it. I don't need a discussion on the matter.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:00 No.1958030
>>1958021
It depends what the person is going through. Your own personal happiness is just that, something
personal you have to find for yourself. If you're not enjoying life, then yes you have to find
the changes you need to make to fix that. Killing yourself is just a permanent cowardly escape
though. Why kill yourself when you could just alter the way you live so you actually get
something out of it? Most suicidal people are just going through a rough patch they could very
much tough themselves through or are holding themselves to impossible standards they need to rid
themselves of and learn to live for themselves rather than quit trying. Even if you have no
friends, you have the potential to make friends. And if I've learned one thing over the years, it
is that there's tons of lonely individuals of both genders out there simply wishing they had
another to spend time with, doing whatever they like to. Individuals with income they'd happily
expend for a simple comfort of company.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:04 No.1958031
>>1958023
Problem is you don't know me. I care about those that care about themselves and others.
Especially those that would at times put others over them or show some form of understanding to
others than act on just instinct or act towards something if there's something to gain out of it.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:07 No.1958035
>>1958010
That's why illegal was in quotes. They wont let you do it, but you wont get in trouble with the
law.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:21 No.1958051
did anyone see the vest and figure him for a train employee, not a cop, cause i did
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:36 No.1958055
i expected this to have more irony
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:49 No.1958058
>cancelling the portal to Gensokyo
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)02:52 No.1958059
This wasn't in the US. Saying something is illegal in the states is irrelevant.
>> [_] Xavier 04/29/13(Mon)03:04 No.1958069
>>1958016
The Last Samurai...
Well, Tom Cruise, you're goin' to jail.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)03:35 No.1958084
>>1958058
Implying you wont get hit by another train in gensokyo
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)04:03 No.1958095
That'll do pig, that'll do.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)04:08 No.1958099
>>1957929
fucking idiot they dont send you to jail. They do make you get help.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)04:19 No.1958102
>>1957981
In the US the legality of suicide is up to the states.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/29/13(Mon)04:25 No.1958106
>saves guy trying to kill himself
>hero
?no??
