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>> [_] Anon 2067119 That's not really heroic but he did save somone from having to clean up the mess.
>> [_] Anon 2067147 Why can't a man just commit suicide in peace?
>> [_] Anon 2067158 >># I don't speak Pig Latin. Fucking cop stopped someone from killing themselves. Who is he to FORCE someone to live in pain? FUCK THE POLICE #420 BLAZE IT UP!
>> [_] Anon 2067164 >># this is bait
>> [_] Anon 2067167 >># Thanks, captain obvious
>> [_] Anon 2067411 >># Because >>#
>> [_] Anon 2067418 >># he is not a cop, he is a security guard. the problem with "the hated cops" is cuz they are intoxicated with the power. actually everyone who get intoxicated with the power is hated.
>> [_] Anon 2067419 >># >cuz they are intoxicated with the powe #FUCKTHEPOLICE
>> [_] Anon 2067425 in da feels
>> [_] Anon 2067446 >># XDDDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2067501 he just made his life worse
>> [_] Anon 2067507 good man
>> [_] Anon 2067509 you're all stupid, maybe he was doing it because nobody cared about him, as said its a permanent solution to a etc. He now has a second chance to think over what almost happened, maybe he'll find something worth staying for, I know most of you just say it to be edgy and indifferent, but think for yourselves for once

File: Cops are Heroes.swf-(2.08 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1957874 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1957881 Shitty music, even for the flash, but still made me happy
>> [_] Anon 1957884 Well done, Officer. Well done.
>> [_] Anon 1957893 With the mood from the other thread, I was expecting someone to push the cop in and then hood music.
>> [_] Anon 1957898 >># Lmfaoo xD AINT NOTHING TO IT!! GANGSTA RAP MAD ME DO IT!! xD
>> [_] Anon 1957899 >># *MADE
>> [_] Anon 1957907 damn good reaction time on the cop's part.
>> [_] Anon 1957922 That cop just ruined someone's day.
>> [_] Anon 1957923 And then that man got raped in jail for attempting suicide that night.
>> [_] Anon 1957929 >Cop >Hero >Stops someone that didn't want to live no more. >Send man to jail making him hate his life more. >Guy probably ass-raped making him hate his life even more. I don't see where the hero part come in.
>> [_] Anon 1957930 >># >># >># i posted this to look up to the cop. but what you guys said made me lol. am i a good person now?
>> [_] Anon 1957932 >># If OP, the only bad thing I see is the name of the flash as it's a lie. Needs to be Cops are douchbags
>> [_] Anon 1957934 Cop here only reason he stopped the guy is so that he wouldn't have to do the 3 hours of waiting for DFS and medical examiner to come out there pronouce him dead and scrap up the mess just so he could go back and do the 20 minute long piece of shit death report...secondly most suicide attempties go to the hospital for medical examination not jail...
>> [_] Anon 1957935 He must have been getting a lot of overtime that day to be in such a helpful mood.
>> [_] Anon 1957939 >># So he did it to help himself and not the person? What a shock! Wait... I knew this already.
>> [_] Anon 1957941 It's like I'm on /pol/ or something.
>> [_] Anon 1957946 >># You don't get sent to jail for attempting to commit suicide. It's "illegal" to kill yourself, meaning they will always try to stop you but no law will actually harm you. Worst you can get is some mandatory therapy.
>> [_] Anon 1957950 >># If I wanted to commit suicide and I was force to live and forced mandatory therapy and meds, I think I would hate life more. Just sayin'
>> [_] Anon 1957953 >># right, because that guy thought of all that in that split second of life or death. Maybe that's what the guy thought afterward, but definitely not during. Also, another cop here.
>> [_] Anon 1957954 >># >forced yeah no.
>> [_] Anon 1957956 >># I know what the cop thought at that split second. "Shit! If I don't help him I will look like a douche! And I'm a cop! I'm awesome! I can't look like a douche! Help help help!"
>> [_] Anon 1957961 >># Assuming you actually did want to kill yourself, if you don't want the therapy then you would explain to them that it was a momentary lapse of judgement, that you were going through a rough patch but the cop who just saved your life snapped you out of it. It's not like they'd throw you in a mental ward for attempted suicide unless you stupidly told them you would jump off a bridge the moment you got out. If you really wanted to kill yourself then you are more than welcome to after the ordeal is over. Otherwise accept the essentially free counselling, it might save your life.
>> [_] Anon 1957962 >># cops are cops because they love their job. They just hate that they see so much death. Its a natural, expected reaction to loathe standing around after someone died, knowing you could have prevented it.
>> [_] Anon 1957963 >># Wow. You are pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 1957966 >># Well yeah. If anyone would say they would try again after getting out would have to be an idiot.
>> [_] Anon 1957977 >># what? frankly I hate my job most under paid department any other in the state, under manned, under equipped, ya know it's bullshit when ya come into work and your personal 500 dollar car worked better than your squad car.
>> [_] Anon 1957981 In the United States and England, suicide is literally not against the law. Just saying.
>> [_] Anon 1957984 I think that cop was a pretty cool guy because if I was a bystander I'd hate to be splattered with blood and have to witness some chump offing himself before I go to work. You might all act tough and desensitized but I'd really rather not see a person turn in to a red skidmark first thing in the morning. That suicidal guy should've killed himself in his home, if anything. How selfish and attenion-whorish to do it in a busy train-station.
>> [_] Anon 1957992 >># This, fucking thank you, everyone go fucking home.
>> [_] Anon 1957995 >># I can hang out in this thread as long as I wa~Oh shit the cops!
>> [_] Anon 1957997 >># I won't say I'm an expert in suicide, but I don't think you can fail a suicide attempt if you get run over by a train. You can fail the attempt at home though. >Overdose. Someone can see you or find you before you die and get your stomach pumped. >Gun. Can somehow fail and the damage can leave you brain damaged or something. >Sharp objects. Can easily fail and I don't think the dude wanted it to be painful as I think cutting yourself might be a painful way to go. >Jumping off roof. There are cases of people surviving this. You can also survive getting hit by a car as well.
>> [_] Anon 1957999 >># personally i would be more pissed that he did it and would cause the station to close down for a while making me late for work than anything else. i couldnt feel sorry for someone that wanted to off themselves.
>> [_] Anon 1958003 >># So you're saying it's more likely some omniscient being will stop you from overdosing in your own private residence than some bystander stopping you from jumping in front of a train in a public transit stop-off? I mean, it's not like we just watched a flash of a failed train-station suicide attempt. Your logic is COMPLETELY sound.
>> [_] Anon 1958004 >># The guy in this flash was an idiot for trying to jump so close to someone. If he knew what he was doing he would've probably waited on the next one as it seemed that he was already at the edge. Especially with a cop there, I would've waited.
>> [_] Anon 1958010 >># There is actually no law in any state that says it is illegal to kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1958016 >># Depending on the circumstances you can be slapped with other charges, and aiding a suicide is most definitely against the law. There's no law against suicide itself though since it would be a pointless law. If you fail you didn't actually commit it. If you succeed there's nobody to punish. That's why there's no law. >># I'm with you. As someone with a close friend who offed himself years back, I can honestly say I have no shits to give for people who are selfish enough to go that route. Even the most secluded hermit tends to have a couple people in the world that'd miss them and willing to help with whatever they're going through. You just have to reach out to those people. That's what friends are for.
>> [_] Anon 1958018 >># Exactly. The ones that piss me off the most are those that KNOW someone is there to help them out, but in the end they still go through with it without a damn about the aftermath when they succeed.
>> [_] Anon 1958021 >># >Even the most secluded hermit tends to have a couple people in the world that'd miss them and willing to help with whatever they're going through. You just have to reach out to those people. You say that as if everyone always CAN help.
>> [_] Anon 1958022 >># >Not killing yourself with a carefully measured amount of poison and painkillers Fucking amateurs just taking whatever pills they have in the bathroom.
>> [_] Anon 1958023 >># And you sure sound like the kind of person that would help someone in their time of need.
>> [_] Anon 1958024 >># Read what I quoted and understand I was correcting it. I don't need a discussion on the matter.
>> [_] Anon 1958030 >># It depends what the person is going through. Your own personal happiness is just that, something personal you have to find for yourself. If you're not enjoying life, then yes you have to find the changes you need to make to fix that. Killing yourself is just a permanent cowardly escape though. Why kill yourself when you could just alter the way you live so you actually get something out of it? Most suicidal people are just going through a rough patch they could very much tough themselves through or are holding themselves to impossible standards they need to rid themselves of and learn to live for themselves rather than quit trying. Even if you have no friends, you have the potential to make friends. And if I've learned one thing over the years, it is that there's tons of lonely individuals of both genders out there simply wishing they had another to spend time with, doing whatever they like to. Individuals with income they'd happily expend for a simple comfort of company.
>> [_] Anon 1958031 >># Problem is you don't know me. I care about those that care about themselves and others. Especially those that would at times put others over them or show some form of understanding to others than act on just instinct or act towards something if there's something to gain out of it.
>> [_] Anon 1958035 >># That's why illegal was in quotes. They wont let you do it, but you wont get in trouble with the law.
>> [_] Anon 1958051 did anyone see the vest and figure him for a train employee, not a cop, cause i did
>> [_] Anon 1958055 i expected this to have more irony
>> [_] Anon 1958058 >cancelling the portal to Gensokyo
>> [_] Anon 1958059 This wasn't in the US. Saying something is illegal in the states is irrelevant.
>> [_] Xavier 1958069 >># The Last Samurai... Well, Tom Cruise, you're goin' to jail.
>> [_] Anon 1958084 >># Implying you wont get hit by another train in gensokyo
>> [_] Anon 1958095 That'll do pig, that'll do.
>> [_] Anon 1958099 >># fucking idiot they dont send you to jail. They do make you get help.
>> [_] Anon 1958102 >># In the US the legality of suicide is up to the states.
>> [_] Anon 1958106 >saves guy trying to kill himself >hero ?no??