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[_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)20:26 No.1954790
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)20:27 No.1954792
this is fun
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)20:37 No.1954807
I don't get it.
There is no consequence other than some text you can't read because you shoot people so dang fast.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)20:41 No.1954810
You have killed Teddie Salada, a 11-year old pilot from Madera, CA. He will be succeeded by his
wife, Ingeberg. He was a member of United States Fish and Wildlife Service.
>mfw 11 year-olds in america can get a pilot's license and get married
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)20:42 No.1954811
You have killed Dr. Abe Gentzler II, a 35-year old stunt performer from Moorhead, MN.
Stop doing this. You're not just hurting the people you're shooting, but their families and
friends, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:01 No.1954831
You have killed Lazarus Chiniwala, a 13 year old taxidermist.
Whut.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:10 No.1954837
When do i get a gun upgrade?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:14 No.1954841
>>1954810
the age of consent is 17, 18 in some states
you have to be 12 to get a pilots license
fucking amateurs
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:23 No.1954845
it's attempting to be deep but tl;dr on all the text
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:29 No.1954851
I played this for more than an hour, not sure why
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:40 No.1954865
You have killed Miss Hedy Petras, a 94-year old race driver from Yuma, AZ.
I think I saved lives there the elderly are the worst drivers that cause the bad accidents and
driving too slow.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:55 No.1954880
>>1954810
I once got a 9 year old Vietnam Vet.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)21:58 No.1954885
You have killed Garfield Hew Marrec, a 12-year old fishwife from Buffalo, NY. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Annmarie. He was a member of Military Order of the Purple Heart and
Jewish War Veterans of the USA.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:02 No.1954888
I'd probably feel worse about shooting them if they weren't just these oh-so-retro little figures
and actually looked like people and 12 year old 'nam vets.
It's a neat idea though. We're too desensitized to violence.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:06 No.1954890
My guy was 18 years old and about to see his father whom had been away from my guy's life for
twenty years.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:21 No.1954906
>You have killed Rayner Sherman Infocenter
I KILLED AN ENTIRE FUCKING INFO CENTER GUYS
AND ITS MOTHER IS STILL WAITING FOR A RESPONSE TO THAT EMAIL
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:25 No.1954908
so does anyone else see a problem with a dude making a murder simulator and then filling it with
insults for playing said murder simulator
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:27 No.1954910
try and fucking stop me, the flash. seriously if I'm such a horrible human being, then put some
npcs to oppose me. seriously, your point is kind of wasted if there's no opposition. make me feel
wrong
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:31 No.1954917
>You have killed Cordelia Elbertina Wilczewski, a 90-year old exotic dancer from Charlottesville,
VA.
What the fucking hell
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:33 No.1954918
Fuck this is boring.
Is this how mass shooting feel like when killing everyone? Holy shit how do they do it. They must
need some ipod or shit
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)22:43 No.1954926
>You have killed Nadeen Trinidad, a 86-year old pornographer from Dover, NJ. She will be
succeeded by her loving husband, Tyrone.
Did the world a favour there. You're welcome Tyrone.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:02 No.1954942
>You have killed Sir Wildon Valliere, a 56-year old chimney sweep from Springfield, OH. He was a
member of GI Rights Network and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law
Association.
So I killed a gay old chimney sweep.... nothing of value lost!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:03 No.1954944
im reading this in GlaDOS' voice
it was good
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:04 No.1954945
>You have killed Lyn Berke Coverdale Jr., a 12-year old sheriff from Hemet, CA.
>You have killed Rayshell Darcy Anglin, a 11-year old hydraulic engineer from North Charleston,
SC. She will be succeeded by her loving husband, Marcello. She was a member of Paralyzed Veterans
of America.
GOTY
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:20 No.1954958
Why am I doing this?
I wouldn't have to if they weren't all niggers.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:31 No.1954967
I killed an 11-yr old Pornographer. I feel accomplished.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:45 No.1954983
You have killed Mr. Siffre Hershel Gaston, a 14-year old leatherer from Belleville, IL. He will
be succeeded by his caring wife, Prisca. He was a member of AARP, Order of the Arrow and Order of
Scottish Clans.
seems legit
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:46 No.1954986
>>1954841
Shit, age of consent is 16 in some states
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:47 No.1954987
what.... what am i.....
>> [_] Anonymous 04/25/13(Thu)23:58 No.1954997
>>1954908
Its like god giving people free will but if they don't worship him you'll burn in hell
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:26 No.1955032
>You have killed Toddie Baron Kruziak, a 30-year old web designer from Schenectady, NY. He was a
member of Grand Army of the Republic.
>He was a member of Grand Army of the Republic
>mfw
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:27 No.1955035
>You have killed Murdoch Michaud, a 30-year old batman from Topeka, KS.
>batman
>BATMAN
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:35 No.1955049
>You have killed Carolee D'lima, a 15-year old surgeon from Waco, TX.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:37 No.1955051
>You have killed Bennet Martyn Demir, a 92-year old drug dealer from State College, PA. He will
be succeeded by his caring wife, Elisabet.
FUCK I JUST RUINED BREAKING BAD
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:44 No.1955057
>You have killed Vally Dicks, a 80-year old bank teller from Rogers, AR. She will be succeeded by
her beautiful husband, Eben.
>Vally Dicks
I'm sorry, any serious message you had just went out the damn window.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/26/13(Fri)00:47 No.1955063
>>1955057
there is no serious message. I made this as a psuedointellectual BUT WHAT IF THE PIXELS YOU SHOT
PIXELS AT WERE REAL PEOPLE?? thing, and as soon as I made the random person generator I realized
that not even actual hipsters would take this seriously because it was too fucking hilarious.
but, alas, some people actually felt bad after playing this, or thought it had a deep message.
fuckin' plebs.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:50 No.1955068
>>1955063
All I know is that the game insulting me just spurred me to kill more, for whatever reason.
Also had a laugh at
>You have killed Ben Menaker, a 35-year old chauffeur from Lynn, MA. You did him a favor. He was
going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/26/13(Fri)00:52 No.1955071
>>1955068
The insults and commentary were mostly added for humor value, too.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/26/13(Fri)00:53 No.1955072
>You have killed Burton Whittaker, a 10-year old mathematician from Fredericksburg, VA. He was a
member of Debtors Anonymous and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law
Association.
u wot m8?
