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[_] Bang Bang ! Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:16 No.1926151
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:25 No.1926159
>You have killed Kinna Guenevere Yamamoto, a 19-year old sheriff officer from Gary, IN. She will
be succeeded by her loving husband, Jeromy, and her children, Nisse, and Giovanna. She was a
member of Bionomics Institute. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:26 No.1926160
You have killed Ania Cherlyn Castro, a 14-year old king from Baton Rouge, LA.
Heh.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:28 No.1926161
You have killed Johann Edmondson Jr., a 86-year old ordinary seaman from Providence, RI. He will
be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Roxane. He was a member of September Eleventh Families for
Peaceful Tomorrows, Center on Conscience & War and British Ballet Organisation.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:28 No.1926162
>How many innocent people more must you kill?
How many more "innocent people" are going to keep walking in front of a deranged gunman?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:29 No.1926164
i guess it's okay if you shoot everybody 2 times and they dont die. i regret nothing
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:30 No.1926166
You have killed Harald Engelbert Huor, a 17-year old general from Longview, TX.
I have done the world a favor if that's the case.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:36 No.1926171
I just killed a 10 year old engineer.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:37 No.1926174
>You have killed Angelica Krause Jr., a 12-year old stripper from Lawrence, KS.
w-what have I done?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:41 No.1926177
You have killed Thorny Saunder Cohen, a 13-year old school principal from Appleton, WI. He will
be succeeded by his loving wife, Kevina.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:45 No.1926184
killing americunts as they whine about shit'n'stuff...
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:52 No.1926190
>You have killed Kaleena Owensby, a 10-year old minister from Manchester, NH. She will be
succeeded by her beautiful husband, Hewet, and her children, Jerrome, Hudson, and Hellene.
makes sense
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:52 No.1926191
People get knighted at the age of 13...huh...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:55 No.1926196
You have killed Mr. Pennie Lefty Chagnon, a 62-year old police detective from Everett, WA. He was
a member of Gamblers Anonymous and YMCA.
Another useless member of society eliminated
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:56 No.1926197
>
You have killed Mrs. Bobbi Estabrooks, a 24-year old exotic dancer from Watsonville, CA. She was
a member of Korean War Veterans Association.
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:58 No.1926198
>>1926184
sometimes I forget how butthurt the rest of the world is about the US, then I read a comment like
this and realize what a fag you foreign motherfuckers are.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)10:59 No.1926199
You have killed Mr. Barnabe Sandor Firerobin, a 13-year old hitman from Modesto, CA. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, May.
why should I feel bad about this?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:02 No.1926203
>>1926184
don't cut yourself on all of that edge
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:05 No.1926207
>12 year old electrical engineer
jesus i killed a genius
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:13 No.1926214
Probably inspired by this: http://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:13 No.1926215
>You have killed Alyssa Mejdal, a 87-year old underwear model from Eugene, OR.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:32 No.1926227
>you have killed Bren Potvin, a 10 year old joker from new york. She was a member of the cold war
veterans association.
Cool, I killed the joker
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:33 No.1926229
>>1926184
Jesus fuck, you're so dark and edgy you're like a filet knife made of black holes
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:33 No.1926230
>You have killed Krysta Frederica Aguilar Sr., a 12-year old biographer from Schenectady, NY. She
was a member of Code Pink: Women for Peace.
GOOD. nipped that shit in the butt before it became a bigger problem.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:34 No.1926231
A 56 year old batman.
What in the fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:36 No.1926232
Lay down suppression fire.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:39 No.1926234
>You have killed Mr. Iggy Magri, a 62-year old
>superintendent from Rapid City, SD. He will be
> succeeded by his caring wife, Vinnie.
I didn't even know South Dakota had legalized gay marriage.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:41 No.1926240
>You have killed Dr. Hussein Warden Hardman, a 30-year old physician from Escondido, CA.
And another terrorist falls by my hand.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:49 No.1926245
>You have killed Gustavus McGill Jr., a 10-year old sommelier from Harlingen, TX. He will be
succeeded by his children, Pansie, and Trista. He was a member of Not in Our Name, International
Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council and Sons of Confederate Veterans.
fek
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)11:57 No.1926248
You have killed Mrs. Jacinda Oestreich, a 15-year old financial adviser from White Plains, NY.
Sure did.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:09 No.1926252
I wish the gun was automatic.
Stupid, but still interesting concept. I already see grazy guys from PETA remaking this game,
replacing people with animals.
>You have killed Ms. Pig McPiggie, a 6-year old pig from Columbus, GA. She will be succeeded by
her loving husband, Hashim. She was a member of Central Committee for Pig Liberation.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:10 No.1926253
>>1926252
>crazy
fix
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:19 No.1926259
>>1926214
That's what I was thinking while I played this.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:25 No.1926262
>Feeling good about yourself?
Oh yeah, I'm feelin great
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:31 No.1926263
You have killed Thomas Guthrie Werick Jr., a 12-year old poulterer from Auburn, ME. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Nevsa. He was a member of Organic Consumers Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:32 No.1926265
>You have killed Lucius Mordecai Offers, a 38-year old swimmer from Hemet, CA. You did him a
favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:35 No.1926267
>You have killed Dr. Kingsley Martyn Aulakh, a 16-year old teacher from Santa Maria, CA. He will
be succeeded by his wife, Germain, and his children, Shepperd, Wilbert, and Lucie.
Ha.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:50 No.1926274
You have killed Dr. Bogdan Maddie Goldberg, a 15-year old dealer from Columbus, GA. He will be
succeeded by his wife, Bethany.
Dafuq?
15 year old dr who is a dealer
seems legit
this game is fucking awesome
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)12:54 No.1926276
>You have killed Sidnee SHOP, a 13-year old newscaster from Worcester, MA. He was a member of
Marine Corps League.
I cant stop laughing
This game is teaching me nothing!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:01 No.1926284
You have killed Sholom Bing Karchevski, a 77-year old stripper from Bremerton, WA. He was a
member of Cato Institute – Minarchist.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:04 No.1926286
You have killed Sir Graeme Hyde III, a 11-year old blacksmith from Sacramento, CA. He was a
member of Cold War Veterans Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:04 No.1926288
>You have killed Dr. Ellwood Dimitrios Kechichian Jr., a 11-year old anesthesiologist from
Fayetteville, AZ
yup
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:07 No.1926289
>You have killed Luce Kristin Kavis, a 17-year old system designer from Eugene, OR. She will be
succeeded by her children, Ernesta, Ginelle, Roseanna, Ruthanne, Judith, Xenos, and William. She
was a member of Consumer Watchdog, Disabled American Veterans and Anonymous for Animal Rights.
Her sister will probably wonder what's taking her so long to get back home.
A 17 year old system designer with 7 kids and lives with her sister
She is either the greatest woman ever to have lived, or she has taken way too many dicks to get
her job
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:12 No.1926292
I killed a 13 yr old professor, she was married and had 3 children.
Poor girl.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:13 No.1926293
>You have killed Reg Spinks Sr., a 11-year old physician from Pekin, IL. He will be succeeded by
his wife, Nyssa.
A father and a doctor at 11 years old.. I feel pretty fucking inadequate now
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:19 No.1926297
I am extremely entertained by this game for some reason.
How did the creator fuck up his goal of making a sad game so horribly?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:21 No.1926299
>>1926297
Random number generators
10 year olds with amazing jobs, wife and kids
that is not possible, which is why its so funny
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:23 No.1926301
>You have killed Ms. Lois Gundersen, a 14-year old model from Neenah, WI. She was a member of
September Eleventh Families for Peaceful Tomorrows.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:25 No.1926303
>>1926299
Putting up proper constraints for professions and marriage is not that hard.
He's just lazy.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:26 No.1926305
>>1926299
>that is not possible
speak 4 yreself faget, I was banging chix at like 9 yers old and was driving around in my ferrary
and didnt need no lisence because my dad was the mayor so the cops worked for me brah and then I
banged all teh cerrleade4rs at prom but u wouldnt kno cuz yr a faget louser
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:28 No.1926306
>You have killed Weider Georg Lamirande, a 47-year old security guard from Dallas, TX. He was a
member of Cold War Veterans Association and International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and
Queer Youth and Student Organisation.
fucking lol
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:29 No.1926308
>>1926303
yup
lazy as fuck
>>1926305
Hahahah
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:32 No.1926311
>You have killed Phylis Melisenda Poyner, a 30-year old drug dealer from Lynn, MA. She was a
member of Gamblers Anonymous.
I'm not sure why I'm supposed to see a tragedy in that
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:33 No.1926313
>You have killed Kessiah Morlee Tay, a 74-year old mechanical engineer from Melbourne, FL. She
was a member of International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, Cold War Veterans
Association and Sea Shepherd Conservation Society. You did her a favor. She was going to commit
suicide when she got home anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA ok seriously this can't possibly be meant to be a sad game that makes you think
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:36 No.1926314
Can't corner the Dorner
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:40 No.1926316
>You have killed David Antoine Jessup III, a 60-year old gigolo from Ogden, UT. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Tamara, and his children, Elana, and Nat.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:41 No.1926317
You have killed Dr. Dita Silverman, a 11-year old climatologist from Scottsdale, AZ. She was a
member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
>One less PETA in the world
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:43 No.1926321
>You know, Elbertine Gebhardt liked video games. Before you killed her, that is.
what have i done
>> [_] Ortlinde 03/27/13(Wed)13:46 No.1926322
You have killed Staffard Latulippe a 64 year old exotic dancer (ew) He was a member of the
international gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual queer youth and student origansaion (lolwut)
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:56 No.1926332
You have killed Kalie Robinett Brunet, a 11-year old soda jerk from Norfolk, VA. She will be
succeeded by her children, Valentin, Mady, Koral, and Cristen. She was a member of Future of
Freedom Foundation.
Times are hard.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)13:59 No.1926333
OP is a fag.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:02 No.1926337
"You have killed Ms. Trudie Farah Masse, a 4-year old genealogist from Akron, OH. She was a
member of The National Grange of the Order of Patrons of Husbandry. "
I'm fucking done.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:11 No.1926344
Killed a 93 year old porn star. I think I did him a favor.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:14 No.1926349
>>1926333
you my good sir... are a fag as well
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:28 No.1926362
>You have killed Perrine Charil Keveny, a 43-year old optometrist from Charleston, WV. She was a
member of Blinded Veterans AssociationCatholic War Veterans.
THE SAD, SAD IRONY
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:37 No.1926368
>>1926306
WAT
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:57 No.1926381
>You have killed Sir Newton Keighley, a 16-year old pirate from Santa Ana, CA. He was a member of
International Lesbian and Gay Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:58 No.1926383
>You have killed Marni Dunning, a 14-year old bellhop from Owensboro, KY. She was a member of
Alcoholics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)14:59 No.1926384
>You have killed Sir Wolfie Yakibchuk, a 13-year old gofer from Portland, ME. He was a member of
AARP.
wot
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:01 No.1926386
>You have killed Madam Elfreda Hudson, a 90-year old evangelist from San Benito, TX. She was a
member of International Gay, Lesbian Refugee Council.
Haha what.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:02 No.1926387
>You have killed Parke Uriah Ferland, a 17-year old juggler from Annapolis, MD. He was a member
of American Institute for Conservation, American Cold War Veterans, Gay Straight Alliance Network
International and Sons of the American Revolution.
10/10
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:02 No.1926388
>You have killed Renault Meyer Remillard II, a 85-year old illuminator from Bowling Green, OH. He
was a member of National Coordinating Committee to End the War in Vietnam and Military Order of
the Loyal Legion of the United States.
Longest one I got.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:05 No.1926392
>You have killed Rollo Noe Mujahed, a 32-year old executive from St. Cloud , MN. You did him a
favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
Yaaaaaaay.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:06 No.1926393
>You have killed Petr Torey Kung, a 91-year old pope from Elyria, OH.
HOLY SHIT I KILLED THE POPE
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:07 No.1926395
>You have killed Mohammed Neall Hickman, a 29-year old marshal from Akron, OH. He will be
succeeded by his children, Thad, Nanice, Hattie, Thatch, and Town. He was about to see his father
for the first time in 20 years.
Those aren't sand nigger names.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:13 No.1926400
>You have killed Toby Gryder III, a 20-year old prostitute from Toledo, OH. She was about to see
her father for the first time in 20 years.
>Remember Toby Gryder? You killed her, and you don't even remember.
I REMEMBER THAT CUNT.
SHE'LL NEVER SEE HER FATHER NOW.
>You have killed Jere Varley, a 14-year old interrogator from Jackson, TN. She was a member of
Order of the Arrow.
>You have killed Seana Imojean Dolson, a 12-year old gondolier from Fort Worth, TX. She was a
member of Jewish War Veterans of the USA.
>You have killed Barty Tanny Hiller, a 10-year old marine from Bloomington, IN. He was a member
of Cocaine Anonymous.
These people make Beethoven look like a piece of shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:17 No.1926403
Matters not whence the blood flows, only that it does.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:20 No.1926406
>>1926215
That one's actually spot on
>> [_] LONGEST ONE I GOT Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:21 No.1926407
You have killed Keenan MacKinnon, a 50-year old chief executive officer from Orlando, FL. He will
be succeeded by his loving wife, Raphaela. He was a member of Knights of the Golden Eagle. His
sister will probably wonder what's taking him so long to get back home.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/27/13(Wed)15:25 No.1926408
>You have killed Mose Schousboe, a 28-year old marshal from Jacksonville, NC
GOOD! Motherfuckers wont pull me over now.
