File: 1.swf-(2.09 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)01:57 No.2021312
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)02:17 No.2021337
why waste time making this when you could make something like gardevoir paizuri
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)02:37 No.2021356
>>2021337
Because Life isn't fair
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)02:45 No.2021365
I have never laughed at anything so hard in my entire life.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)02:46 No.2021366
>>2021365
Why laugh?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)03:33 No.2021410
what if you could catch pokemon like this
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)04:11 No.2021442
FUCK YOU NEW FAIRY TYPE!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)04:21 No.2021446
>>2021442
Literally.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)04:23 No.2021450
>>2021410
someone needs to make a version of pokemon for the PC, MAC, LINUX, android, smartphone, google
glass, and raspberry where you need to sexually stimulate the pokemon to weaken them and a K.O.
would be making them cum, and when a trainer runs out of pokemon the player has the choice to let
them run away after taking some coin, molest them (that'll keep the kids indoors and out of
battles), or have your pokemon rape them.
>MFW someone decides to actually do this.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)04:56 No.2021470
>>2021356
Would you mind explaining what parts of Life weren't fair? I've never played it and having a
reason not to play it would be nice.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)04:57 No.2021472
>>2021366
Because Life isn't fair
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)05:02 No.2021474
>>2021450
>Time
>Knowledge of programming
>Knowledge of animating
I'd do this right now if I had the last two pieces to this recipe. Not because I would want the
game for myself but because I'd put so much effort into making it look legit that I'd love to see
Nintendo squirm as I spread knowledge of the game to the masses.
It would be hilarious. I would find a way to get my hands on empty DS cartridges and spread them
all over the place after putting my game in them. It would be a shit ton of work but it would be
the most work anyone has ever done just for a laugh and that would make it all worth it.
Addendum: I'm too fucking lazy to learn programming or animating. Otherwise, I'd be doing this
right now.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)05:08 No.2021484
>>2021474
Also, for all of the government assholes who read this and think that I'm serious and so that
warrants putting me in prison for more time than serial rapists, you can go fuck yourselves. I'm
joking and the joking is already implied. Fucking cunts. The fact that I have to explain myself
to avoid getting my door kicked in is fucking bullshit and ruins the joke.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)05:09 No.2021486
So, what type is it?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)05:09 No.2021487
>>2021484
INB4 12y/o
I've been seeing this go around lately so, I'm calling it.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)05:11 No.2021492
>>2021487
The one who first calls 12 year old is the 12 year old.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)05:17 No.2021494
>>2021486
It's the common "we ruined this game series and nothing we do from this point on wards can fix
it, but people will keep buying our things because we're the mother fucking owners of pokemon you
god damn retard" type.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)06:01 No.2021530
>>2021492
Someone screencap this. This is golden.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)06:03 No.2021531
>>2021492
>>2021530
What I'm saying is, that's really the only reason you chose to behave like a faggot is so you
could get some sort of recognition for an identity that is neither infinite nor persistent. Such
is the logic of the typical 4chan user; new and old.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)06:04 No.2021532
>>2021531
INB4 Unamla'amahed?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/30/13(Sun)06:23 No.2021544
>>2021474
>>2021484
What the hell
