File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Game)
[_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:00 No.2044744
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:04 No.2044748
and the rage begins
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:04 No.2044749
Oh for fuck sake.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:13 No.2044752
Snake didn't talk.LOL
Zombie cult predicated upon a malicious talking snake fucking ridiculous.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:15 No.2044753
this was posted just the other day.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:17 No.2044754
THAT FUCKING TOY ISN'T MAGICAL YOU STUPID CUNT!
But seriously, what the fuck?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:19 No.2044758
STILL BETTER THAN ZEITGEIST
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:28 No.2044770
Evil cunt. Yeah fuck your kid's fun and imagination, stick to those "2000 year old" morals that
weren't even there at that time.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:46 No.2044785
lol, Call atheists edgged neckbeards all you want but at least they don't teach there kids this
shit
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:46 No.2044786
Well, that was heart wrenching
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:50 No.2044788
Jehovah sounds like a dick now.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:53 No.2044792
Christians actually believe that magic exists? Holy shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:54 No.2044793
>>2044788
Read the bible. He's much worse in there.
>>2044785
I think they only qualify as 'edgy' if they go on diatribes about how religion ruins society.
True as it is, I think they mostly preach to the choir on 4chan.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:06 No.2044796
this is the biggest piece of Bullshit i've ever seen
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:13 No.2044804
>>2044792
You didn't know? That's why there was (and still is) witch burning. Of course, not just
Christians practiced this. Their main wizard is the only one allowed to practice magic.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:14 No.2044806
>Magic is bad
But mother, Friendship IS magic!
'That's it Caleb, I'm banning the TV too because we're unreasonable Christians!'
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:23 No.2044816
yay, another thread about religion
might as well call /f/ for /reddit/ now
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:37 No.2044831
>>2044804
I know about the witch burnings, but seriously, it's 2013.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:43 No.2044835
>>2044831
Shit, they still do that shit in Africa.
Of course it is just a bunch of niggers.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:47 No.2044837
How is this not Stockholm Syndrome?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:49 No.2044839
>>2044837
Because it's legal to brainwash your children
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:55 No.2044846
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1
Here you go guys.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:59 No.2044851
>>2044835
Yes, but this was probably produced in the US for the US, in 2013.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:00 No.2044852
>>2044846
Now its a magical toy
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:01 No.2044854
Jehovah's Witnesses are fucking stupid. Don't lump regular Christians with these fuckheads. It's
on par with thinking all Christians are like the WBC, which isn't the case.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:25 No.2044881
Kids gonna die when he needs some blood for a surgery
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:32 No.2044884
>>2044854
all jews are fucking stupid.
jehovahs witnesses are no different than christians in the fact that they're all branches of
judaism, and so is islam.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:40 No.2044893
Oh wait, is this supposed to be serious? Let me laugh even more.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:51 No.2044909
>>2044788
You've obviously never read the Old Testament.
Dick doesn't even begin to describe it.
>> [_] Ruckus 07/20/13(Sat)13:59 No.2044914
this has to be some kind of strawman shit, but you know, this is not too far off what the bible
actually says
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:03 No.2044917
oh wow
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:07 No.2044924
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FOOSEBALL, BOBBBY BOUCHER?
FOOSEBALL IS THE DEVIL!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:15 No.2044933
needs more yahweh
>> [_] sage 07/20/13(Sat)14:17 No.2044936
God took away a little kids toy because he doesn't like magic. That's the biggest double standard
I've ever heard.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:18 No.2044938
>so what do you think you should do with this toy?
shove it up your ass?
>I'm so proud of you; you've made mommy very happy.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:23 No.2044941
if the people making thought magic was so bad, how did they make it? aren't computers satan magic?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:23 No.2044942
ALL MY RAGE!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:42 No.2044960
>actually believing in magic
I bet they believe in fairies too and santa claus.
>> [_] Acapulcofag 07/20/13(Sat)14:42 No.2044961
>>2044806
I fucking died
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:42 No.2044962
The kid borrowed the poor bastard's toy and then threw it away. Wouldn't the kid's friend want it
back? And it was a gift, shouldn't the little fuck at least return it?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:47 No.2044968
Wait and another thing; what the fuck is the kid having for a snack? Is that a grilled cheese or
a hot dog or...what?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:00 No.2044975
The sheer manipulation in her voice
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:03 No.2044977
needs more hood
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:08 No.2044980
>>2044884
Jews make the best damn meat. Why else would Hitler like his meat KOSHER?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:13 No.2044981
>>2044980
> No Bacon
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