File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Game)
[_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:00 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:04 No.

  and the rage begins

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:04 No.

  Oh for fuck sake.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:13 No.

  Snake didn't talk.LOL
  Zombie cult predicated upon a malicious talking snake fucking ridiculous.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:15 No.

  this was posted just the other day.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:17 No.

  THAT FUCKING TOY ISN'T MAGICAL YOU STUPID CUNT!
  But seriously, what the fuck?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:19 No.

  STILL BETTER THAN ZEITGEIST

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:28 No.

  Evil cunt. Yeah fuck your kid's fun and imagination, stick to those "2000 year old" morals that
  weren't even there at that time.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:46 No.

  lol, Call atheists edgged neckbeards all you want but at least they don't teach there kids this
  shit

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:46 No.

  Well, that was heart wrenching

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:50 No.

  Jehovah sounds like a dick now.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:53 No.

  Christians actually believe that magic exists? Holy shit.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)11:54 No.

  >>2044788
  Read the bible. He's much worse in there.
  >>2044785
  I think they only qualify as 'edgy' if they go on diatribes about how religion ruins society.
  True as it is, I think they mostly preach to the choir on 4chan.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:06 No.

  this is the biggest piece of Bullshit i've ever seen

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:13 No.

  >>2044792
  You didn't know? That's why there was (and still is) witch burning. Of course, not just
  Christians practiced this. Their main wizard is the only one allowed to practice magic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:14 No.

  >Magic is bad

  But mother, Friendship IS magic!

  'That's it Caleb, I'm banning the TV too because we're unreasonable Christians!'

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:23 No.

  yay, another thread about religion

  might as well call /f/ for /reddit/ now

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:37 No.

  >>2044804
  I know about the witch burnings, but seriously, it's 2013.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:43 No.

  >>2044831
  Shit, they still do that shit in Africa.

  Of course it is just a bunch of niggers.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:47 No.

  How is this not Stockholm Syndrome?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:49 No.

  >>2044837
  Because it's legal to brainwash your children

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:55 No.

  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1

  Here you go guys.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)12:59 No.

  >>2044835
  Yes, but this was probably produced in the US for the US, in 2013.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:00 No.

  >>2044846
  Now its a magical toy

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:01 No.

  Jehovah's Witnesses are fucking stupid. Don't lump regular Christians with these fuckheads. It's
  on par with thinking all Christians are like the WBC, which isn't the case.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:25 No.

  Kids gonna die when he needs some blood for a surgery

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:32 No.

  >>2044854
  all jews are fucking stupid.

  jehovahs witnesses are no different than christians in the fact that they're all branches of
  judaism, and so is islam.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:40 No.

  Oh wait, is this supposed to be serious? Let me laugh even more.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)13:51 No.

  >>2044788
  You've obviously never read the Old Testament.
  Dick doesn't even begin to describe it.

>> [_] Ruckus 07/20/13(Sat)13:59 No.

  this has to be some kind of strawman shit, but you know, this is not too far off what the bible
  actually says

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:03 No.

  oh wow

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:07 No.

  WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FOOSEBALL, BOBBBY BOUCHER?

  FOOSEBALL IS THE DEVIL!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:15 No.

  needs more yahweh

>> [_] sage 07/20/13(Sat)14:17 No.

  God took away a little kids toy because he doesn't like magic. That's the biggest double standard
  I've ever heard.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:18 No.

  >so what do you think you should do with this toy?
  shove it up your ass?
  >I'm so proud of you; you've made mommy very happy.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:23 No.

  if the people making thought magic was so bad, how did they make it? aren't computers satan magic?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:23 No.

  ALL MY RAGE!!!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:42 No.

  >actually believing in magic

  I bet they believe in fairies too and santa claus.

>> [_] Acapulcofag 07/20/13(Sat)14:42 No.

  >>2044806
  I fucking died

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:42 No.

  The kid borrowed the poor bastard's toy and then threw it away. Wouldn't the kid's friend want it
  back? And it was a gift, shouldn't the little fuck at least return it?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)14:47 No.

  Wait and another thing; what the fuck is the kid having for a snack? Is that a grilled cheese or
  a hot dog or...what?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:00 No.

  The sheer manipulation in her voice

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:03 No.

  needs more hood

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:08 No.

  >>2044884
  Jews make the best damn meat. Why else would Hitler like his meat KOSHER?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/20/13(Sat)15:13 No.

  >>2044980
  > No Bacon

  ...