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>> [_] Anon 3511736 this video gives me dread words cannot describe, this is cult shit, it's not like that toy has superpowers
>> [_] Anon 3511738 >># 4 real, my grandparents are jehovah's witnesses. i remember one time their neighbor left my grandma a birthday present on their front porch and she got super pissed off and threw it away in the trash because they aren't allowed to celebrate birthdays.
>> [_] Anon 3511762 >># you can pretty much pinpoint the moment the soul got sucked out of this little fella
>> [_] Anon 3511766 that wasn't his fucking toy! his friend is going to me pissed.
>> [_] Anon 3511775 I want to fuck the mom.
>> [_] Anon 3511776 >># https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s =view&id=1112284
>> [_] Anon 3511779 What kind of name is Caleb?
>> [_] Anon 3511780 >># The name is derived from two Hebrew words, kal and lev, which, when combined, mean "whole-hearted." The Hebrew word for dog, which can also connote faithfulness, is kelev, so Caleb might also be related to this word google it next time.
>> [_] Anon 3511783 >># i got scared

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>> [_] Anon 3206539 >rolling a spellsword
>> [_] Anon 3206540 obligatory >kid throws his friend's toy away >YOU MADE MOMMY VERY HAPPY >:)
>> [_] Anon 3206544 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3206561 >what would jehova think of this .swf? >if jehova really hated this .swf would you want to post it? >it would make jehova really sad if you were to post this .swf
>> [_] Anon 3206562 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST PIXEL ART?!
>> [_] Anon 3206572 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3206580 >># It's ok they either leave the church or die out since smaller families lead to less in each generation.
>> [_] Anon 3206609 >># Jehovah's Witnesses breed like rabbits, same with Mormons.
>> [_] Anon 3206624 >do you want to make jehova upset the kid says >I don't give a fuck! >youtube pooping this now
>> [_] Anon 3206625 >># catholics like this oughta be shot
>> [_] Anon 3206632 >># Someone tell me, is this even serious?
>> [_] Anon 3206634 >># Millenarians act like this, non-Apostolic catholics generally do not >># Google 'become jehovahs friend', it's on the witnesses main gathering ground
>> [_] Anon 3206635 >># This is why the West is spiritually dead. >muh all magic is bad Praise kek.
>> [_] Anon 3206637 >># I know a family who doesn't let their kids watch Harry Potter because "black magiks"
>> [_] Anon 3206662 >># Ever seen a Jehovah's witness? They practically strip themselves of everything valuable for the church. I was at a cosplay themed convention when a jehovah's witness came to me asking what's all this. After answering he started babbling about how to be careful, for satan's followers usually hide in robes and cloaks.
>> [_] Anon 3206701 >is that toy magic? No mother, you dumb bitch, it's plastic.
>> [_] Anon 3206708 >># >tfw the good old days of stoning people who say "jehova" are gone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWV HZI >tfw I have no face >just like "gawd"
>> [_] Anon 3206711 >># my father became a jehova's witness anything tv programming that could potentially reference a spiritual universe outside of gawds influence is deemed "D-TV" (demonic TV) Beetlejuice is D-TV but that was then, I havent talked to him for over 10 years
>> [_] Anon 3206727 >># >Ihova >Sad because of Adam and Eve >Not fucking pissed the fuck off What in tarnation is this lady jawing off about?
>> [_] Anon 3206731 >Guaranteed replies >Like that's always a bad thing/pathetic I'll never fully understand the troll religion.
>> [_] Anon 3206759 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3206763 Are there any Christian cartoons about crying wolf and harping on petty things until you lose so much credibility that people in the media wind up able to do nearly anything they want with the topic?
>> [_] Anon 3206774 >># I didn't even read any of the responses. I just like being included in the overall number.
>> [_] Anon 3206781 freaking muggles
>> [_] Anon 3206782 >># >implying Jehova doesn't think wizards are bitchin' Is she implying that Jehova's a fag?
>> [_] Anon 3206784 >># Mormons are much better.
>> [_] Anon 3206790 >># Same, Except I actually read it all. Lurk hard 'erry day son
>> [_] Anon 3206792 >># Like Amish people but with technology.

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[_] Guaranteed replies Anon 3126372
>> [_] Anon 3126375 Poor kid. I bet he took the toy out of the trash the moment his sheep mother wasn't looking.
>> [_] Anon 3126386 thank you for showing me the way /f/. I will now throw away all my magic themed anime toys, sexy figurines, dakimakuras and sex dolls etc, to make Yoda happy i'll have to do with just the non magic related stuff
>> [_] Anon 3126396 Sparlock is left handed, like the devil. Also, so sparlock 'attacks' then they need someone to save them, then it's sparlock that can save them. Sheesh.
>> [_] Anon 3126401 Obedience: the Jehovah's Witness keyword to indoctrinate their cult. Always remember.... OBEY!
>> [_] Anon 3126405 >friend gives the kid a toy >mom throws it away
>> [_] Anon 3126410 this is why the sandniggers are taking over. christians are too worried about stupid faggy bullshit. that and jehovas witness is a cult
>> [_] Anon 3126411 >God hates magic >Jewish mysticism I guess they did deserve to be persecuted and hated for all those centuries.
>> [_] Anon 3126415 wtf I hate magic now
>> [_] Anon 3126416 You guys are mistaken. God doesn't like Magic: The Gathering. They just couldn't explicitly state it because of copyright issues.
>> [_] Anon 3126418 this is fucking terrible. poor kid, growing up in a family like this. someone needs to do something about this, its a very serious matter to raise a child in such an extreme enviroment. if they dont start adapting to the society and start teaching him the way that is socially accepted as right and wrong, he will surely be an outcast of society and looked down appon by others. not to mention the negative impact the likes of them have one everyone. someone needs to go over there and give it to them straight: sparlock is just made of plastic and no magic at all. he is to be put in the plastic recycling, not the freaking garbage! this behavior has a bad influence on your kid
>> [_] Anon 3126424 >God hates fun
>> [_] Anon 3126431 >># Sadly it isn't just Jehobos that pull this kind of crap. I knew some Evangelical kids who weren't allowed to play Pokemon or watch Harry Potter.
>> [_] Anon 3126464 I want pr0n of the mother.
>> [_] Anon 3126468 >># better to be taught in this kind of extreme than to be taught to accept mentally disabled people that got the label as transexual and the other 151 genders those fucked up people make up.
>> [_] Anon 3126471 >># http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_image s/f63a85526157c1a23a36a87b3cd0611c/861068 %20-%20Become_Jehovah's_Friend%20Caleb's_ Mom%20Jehovah's_Witnesses%20Sparlock_the_ Warrior_Wizard%20Watchtower_Society%20rel igion.jpg seem to be problems with https://rule34.paheal.net/
>> [_] Anon 3126473 >># It exists. Google it "caleb's mom r34"
>> [_] Anon 3126476 >># lol, i get nothing related when using those keywords i guess that tells me a bit about you or rather what google knows about you
>> [_] Anon 3126478 >># I came here for the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 3126479 >># nvm, fucking google auto corrected it slightly which made a huge difference in results
>> [_] Anon 3126483 >># Pokemon Go tard identified.
>> [_] Anon 3126484 >># Sounds like my kind of God, I bet he hates video games too.
>> [_] Anon 3126492 Mom teaches kid poor emotional boundaries
>> [_] Anon 3126503 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhNsXC9R ZuQ Reminder that normal Christians don't believe this.
>> [_] Anon 3126513 >># >caleb's mom r34 >can't into google LITERALLY THE FIRST 5 RESULTS

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>> [_] Anon 3118852 lol god isn't real but the kid doesn't know that
>> [_] Anon 3118860 >Throwing away something he was probably only borrowing
>> [_] Anon 3118861 >># Jehovah wills it
>> [_] Anon 3118863 >Dad used to be Jehova's witness >Wouldn't let me watch or talk about enjoying Harry Potter This cartoon is giving me memories I didn't need.
>> [_] Anon 3118867 >># Harry Potter is shit though
>> [_] Anon 3118868 If more mothers were like her there would be less losers in the world
>> [_] Anon 3118871 >># so that's what happened to my fucking sparlock
>> [_] Anonenahmusk 3118874 >># I mean you're not wrong
>> [_] Anon 3118901 Swear to jehova , the porn on /f gets weirder and weirder .
>> [_] Anon 3118903 >># I'm pretty sure I saw some rule 34 of this bitch one time.
>> [_] Anon 3118911 >># Nah we just go for hard Sci-fi instead.
>> [_] Anon 3118915 >># >God is real but the fedora keeps Him out because He has standards
>> [_] Anon 3118933 >># Mom and son incest?
>> [_] Anon 3118943 >># http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_image s/f63a85526157c1a23a36a87b3cd0611c/861068 %20-%20Become_Jehovah%27s_Friend%20Caleb% 27s_Mom%20Jehovah%27s_Witnesses%20Sparloc k_the_Warrior_Wizard%20Watchtower_Society %20religion.jpg There's a bunch more on paheal
>> [_] Anon 3118945 >># thanks mate
>> [_] Anon 3118975 >># >># Kids like wizards and video games, that's a fact of life. My greatest childhood friend and I used to obsess over Dragon Ball Z and Pokemon. Sure I turned out to be a loser, but that's because I attach myself to things and refuse to let go, and it's because I have autism. He isn't fucked in the brain and went on to become an air/heating technician with a wife and adopted kid. Normal kids either grow up to be productive members of society or drug addicts, and the latter isn't to be blamed on letting your kid play with wizard toys. This fictional mom, and real moms everywhere who practice the Jehova faith rob their children of a normal childhood by refusing to allows their children to play with the same toys, or watch the same shows as other kids, or hell, even celebrating their birthdays or allowing their kids to go to birthday parties, simply because 160 years some fuckwad said so, despite the fact that none of these moms probably even know who he is. I sure as hell don't know the guy, and I studied with them for nearly 2 years out of my house.
>> [_] Anon 3118978 >># Can someone explain this shit to me? How does not playing with wizard action figures not make you a criminal. I can't follow the logic here.
>> [_] Anon 3118979 >># Denying kids the latest craze makes it so they have nothing to talk about with their fellow class mates. They become losers and>># has more people to talk to on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3118993 >># >all the kids in his class like sparlock >everyone is a loser besides Jehovah kid. Thank god his mom saved him from being a loser, if only she had enough foresight to see that 7 years that her kid's school was going to be on the local news and that her 9 mm pistol had some how went missing.
>> [_] Anon 3119005 >># This isn't hentai.
>> [_] Anon 3119012 >># Ayy, fellow autist lul.

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>> [_] Anon 3111666 Watched the whole thing. >Raged
>> [_] Anon 3111686 >># (you) >># (you)
>> [_] Anon 3111692 >># If more mothers were like her there would be less anime freaks in the world
>> [_] Anon 3111762 >># I think this has had replies already. I'm just /r/ing r34 on the mom.
>> [_] green tea 3111766 >># you're not the only one.
>> [_] Anonenahmusk 3111768 This reminds me of how I was raised. I now have clinical depression on the 60th degree and general anxiety. Thanks religion, keep doing that thing you do.
>> [_] Anon 3111770 Sparlock a shit to be honest
>> [_] Anon 3111791 >># Double trips checked
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3111792 >># This
>> [_] Anon 3111808 >># religion would be alot easier to believe if africa didn't exist
>> [_] Anon 3111812 >># >It's all religion's fault I have autism, really guys >even though there's millions of well adjusted religious people, clearly it's not me and it's all religion's fault.
>> [_] Anon 3111819 fucking buzz kill mom fuck that bitch i have an aunt that does this shit, fuck her
>> [_] Anon 3111823 >># /thread
>> [_] Anon 3111828 The irony is that this is actually not a bad parenting method, it's just a shame that she's not choosing to instruct in dissociation of fantasy from reality. A much better approach would have been: >"Hey Caleb, what's that you got there?" >"It's Sparlock! He's going to save the day with magic!" >"Cool! Listen Caleb, you don't think magic is real do you?" >"No, it's just a trick Satan uses us to make Jehovah sad with us. But I enjoy the story's general underlying themes of good triumphing over evil." >"Alright, it's okay to appreciate various forms of literature as long as you remember the difference between fiction and reality. Have fun Caleb!" It wouldn't sound exactly like that obviously, but there's no reason that can't be the gist of the conversation.

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>> [_] Anon 3101377 >># >hey Caleb, where's that toy I lent you yesterday?
>> [_] Anon 3101388 >># >I threw it out for you
>> [_] Anon 3101398 and this has just quite literally explained the fucking sheer stupidity of what is known as religion... not going to lie here but looking through human history the only things religion has done for us thus far is start wars that literally base on the fact that if you dont believe on what the other group believe in then you must die for that reason alone. I can understand fighting for resources and territories/nations but religion is the worst reason of all funny how the main countries that cling to religion the most aka the middle east tend to have the most uncivilised methods of doing just about anything religion was used to govern the masses of the ancient world and help make things easier to explain since they didnt have the know-how of that era. but now we have better understanding of how our own world works and our place within that world religion is becoming outdated and still some refuse to see that.
>> [_] Anon 3101400 >># magic is wrong but our magic is legit.
>> [_] Anon 3101410 >># tip*
>> [_] Anon 3101419 >Hey Caleb who gave you that toy >My friend >Your """""friend""""" huh?
>> [_] Anon 3101427 >># and thus started a long history of problems that followed the young caleb into adulthood. The day he turned 18 he got quarter ear gauges, a reverse mohawk and a my little pony tattoo. He then legally bought a AR15 salted rifle and shot up a post office. GOD BLESS AMERICA. build wall
>> [_] Anon 3101431 THAT WASNT HIS TOY ITS NOT HIS TO THROW OUT
>> [_] Anon 3101436 caleb's mom saved him in no time. if he wouldnt have ditched the toy god could have struck him down with a lightning at any time...
>> [_] Anon 3101443 as a catholic wtf is wrong with this woman
>> [_] Anon 3101453 >># Jehova's witness bitch.... i think.
>> [_] Anon 3101462 >># lel i knew kids like this
>> [_] Anon 3101468 I want to fuck Caleb's mom.
>> [_] Anon 3101470 >># >not going to lie here but looking through human history the only things religion has done for us thus far is start wars that literally base on the fact that if you dont believe on what the other group believe in then you must die for that reason alone. Nice post, but this point is wrong. Religion has lead people to make significant contributions to philosophy, math and science. Take a look at Descartes, he's the father of modern western philosophy, created the Cartesian point system for math and left behind a mathematical legacy that Issac Newton built upon in his works. Newton was religious himself and his influence on math and science is immense. There's a lot of good in the world that religion provides, not everything that comes out of religion is bad or hatred.
>> [_] Anon 3101471 >># if there is no god, then why are there churches?
>> [_] Anon 3101474 >># If there's no Illuminati, then why are there governments?
>> [_] Anon 3101475 >># If there's no patriarchy, why are there men?
>> [_] Anon 3101480 >># I feel the edges through the electromagnetic radiation shooting out at me from the screen
>> [_] Anon 3101481 >># desiring another's woife is a sin m8 although I can't imagine desiring a fictional character is a sin per se, it's the spirit of the thing
>> [_] Anon 3101482 >># Because athiests never did mass murders of christians because they believed in religion. Wait...forgot about the communists. Jackass
>> [_] Anon 3101485 >># >wtf >># >.... >># >lel
>> [_] Anon 3101487 This actually annoyed me quite a bit. Just seeing the slow and sick process of an adult fucking cheating the mind of a child. She warped shit and lied to him. Religious indoctrination is almost like passive child abuse.
>> [_] Anon 3101488 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 3101492 >># >This religious indoctrination is almost like passive child abuse. ftfy
>> [_] Anon 3101493 I like to watch this .swf and imagine myself gently gliding my hard member in the caleb's mom's asshole and I'm dressed as Sparlock as I shoot my semen deep inside her colon I turn to Caleb who had been watching the whole time and yell "Sparlock magical power"
>> [_] Anon 3101497 this bee movie 2 trailer looks very nice
>> [_] Anon 3101500 >># This. The idea of religion might be outdated in today's modern world, but it was important for almost all of the advancements we made up until about the 1800s. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just a fedora tipper.
>> [_] Anon 3101502 >># religion is for pussies afraid of death
>> [_] Anon 3101506 >># This, although not as important nowadays it still holds a lot communities together. That commercial is ridiculous but its not an accurate representation of all religions. the only religions that DON'T have a place in today's world are ones that think they are above the law and everything else, e.g Some Cults and Shariah law ect. Christianity and other large religions do no harm to anyone else. except jews, no-one likes jews.
>> [_] Anon 3101507 i feel sad for caleb i feel sad for the real kids who see this i hope some 7 year old realizes jehova is full of shit and hides their toys
>> [_] Anon 3101513 is there any porn of the mom?
>> [_] Anon 3101528 >># Okay, even if that is true for most people in religions, does that degrade their contributions or in some way lessen their effect on your life?

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>> [_] Anon 3091907 >># I know guaranteed replies but this is fake, right?
>> [_] Anon 3091908 >throwing away a toy that was given to him >years later the friend makes a post on 4chan about how he never got his toy back
>> [_] Anon 3091910 >># Where do JWs lie on the crazy scale? More or less than the Mormons? Are they at least saner than the Scientologists?
>> [_] Anon 3091915 wtf burn them
>> [_] Anon 3091919 >># this is very real, im pretty sure its on their website somewhere
>> [_] Anon 3091920 >># more controlling than mormans, beliefs arnt as wild though. I wouldnt compare them with scientology, those guys are in another ball park
>> [_] Anon 3091930 When you don't jihad, you make Allah sad, you don't want Allah to be sad with you do you anon?

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>> [_] Anon 3087161 caleb's mom is pretty hot
>> [_] Anon 3087174 Clearly Sparlock is a subpar hero, i mean c'mon mixing Stamina with Intelligence is just poor stat distribution
>> [_] Anon 3087175 >># >this >thread
>> [_] Anon 3087176 >># Well, except for Dark Souls 3. More stamina means more dodge rolls and more successive casts
>> [_] Anon 3087181 >># >casting
>> [_] Anon 3087184 Preeeety sure Jehova wouldn't "Hate" anything.
>> [_] Anon 3087189 >># He hates the Jews.
>> [_] Anon 3087192 >># find me a deity that doesn't
>> [_] Anon 3087193 >># It works with a blue mage, or even with a sword sage.
>> [_] Anon 3087196 >># this, kek.
>> [_] Anon 3087223 Caleb's friend is going to be pissed that his toy got thrown away. Way to make sure you're kid has no friends, Mom.
>> [_] Anon 3087225 Oddly enough, this is a great video for parenting. Mother did a great job.
>> [_] Anon 3087226 I didn't see 1 wind chime the whole video... Its like Jehova must hate wind chimes... and 2 door cars... oh wait he does! If you don't want the witnesses knocking at your door put A-Lot of wind chimes up
>> [_] Anon 3087227 >># How would he know? Don't tell the kid.
>> [_] Anon 3087246 >># Nigga, do you even know how to Warlock?
>> [_] Anon 3087254 >># http://i.imgur.com/YlqE0C4.png
>> [_] Anon 3087255 >># I honestly don't know how to respond to that
>> [_] Anon 3087264 >># Wait, did Caleb's friend GIVE him the toy, permanently, as a gift? In my experience kids generally aren't that generous. I assumed it was a "you can borrow it for the night" type deal. But even if it was a gift, it still seems kinda mean to just chuck it in the trash. The friend could come over to play someday and ask what happened to it. Mom could've made him just return it and tell the friend he's not allow to have toys like that.
>> [_] Anon 3087277 jehova says you're a bitch with the kid's fantasy

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>> [_] Anon 3077822 >playing a spellsword
>> [_] Anon 3077830 >># K-Lopp!
>> [_] Anon 3077833 >Oh no, it's Sparlock! >We need someone to save us! Sparlock can! They really couldn't come up with more than one shitty fake name, or is this kid supposed to be retarded?
>> [_] Anon 3077835 >># actually prety educative
>> [_] Anon 3077836 >Magic is bad >Miracles aren't 'magic'
>> [_] Anon 3077841 >># God doesn't do magic tricks, only satanic witches and sorcerers.
>> [_] Anon 3077842 >lil Johnny didn't play SMT The fuck are you scared of? Go tell mommy to make you a sandwich and tell her magic's the shit. Yehova ain't got shit on bullshit computers and magickszz from a videogame. And both things are fiction, so there.
>> [_] Anon 3077847 DELETE THIS VIDEO, THIS IS A JEHOVAH BOARD
>> [_] Anon 3077849 the mother's emotional manipulation reminds me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dNbWGaa xWM
>> [_] Anon 3077882 >># The kid is obviously playing the civilians and the villains, genius.
>> [_] Anon 3077889 jehovah witness cult propaganda detected
>> [_] Anon 3077890 "Do you REALLY wanna play with something Jehovah hates?" Yes, cunt. Because "Jehovah" is a figment of your diseased imagination.
>> [_] Anon 3077891 >># oh, that makes sense nevermind then
>> [_] Anon 3077893 >have a Jehova's witness friend >plays shit like De/aS and SMT >collects more figures and shit than I do
>> [_] Anon 3077898 >># Probably got a blood transfusion, that's how Satan gets inside you and makes you much easier to tempt desu
>> [_] Anon 3077902 i dont see what people see in posting guaranteed replies posts. are they lonely?
>> [_] Anon 3077904 >># He's too autistic for something like that. Literally. Still a cool dude though.
>> [_] Anon 3077907 hail satan
>> [_] Anon 3077933 >># audibly kekd
>> [_] Anon 3077937 >># >Jehovah >not The Lord God, maker of Heaven and Earth, of all that is seen and unseen REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE GET OUT OF MY CHURCH

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>> [_] Anon 3070278 >># >that feel when I knew a kid like this >he couldn't play with fucking anything >they didn't let him have literally any food woth "corn syrup" in it either >not just candy but even chips and stuff >the guy just basically wrote in journals all day and looked depressed even hanging out with us >other kids always egged his house >heard he was always getting the shit beat out of him when I moved away cause without me and my brother our "group" dissolved and he was defenseless
>> [_] Anon 3070279 >># Why were you and your brothers friends with some nerdling? Were you also nerdlings?
>> [_] Anon 3070287 >># Because kids don't classify others as much as adults/older kids do.
>> [_] Anon 3070289 >># rofl of course they do. the correct answer was "cause i'm better than your moronic labels."
>> [_] Anon 3070290 >># Uh...ok.
>> [_] Anon 3070291 >># >of course they do he was talking about kids, not teens
>> [_] Anon 3070292 Excellent parenting actually. As taboo as following religious things like this are in this day in age, I really wish more parents were like this, we'd have less little shits running around for sure.
>> [_] Anon 3070297 >># I'm fine with everything about this video, except that they threw the toy away. why didn't the kid just give it back to his friend? seems a waste to me.
>> [_] Anon 3070299 Bitch should have at least let the other kid have his toy back. Nope, throw it away.
>> [_] Anon 3070301 >># Guaranteed replies because you can't spell obedience, idiot
>> [_] Anon 3070303 >># >># >confirmed faggots
>> [_] Anon 3070312 >># This is Exarch propaganda. Resist the Seers Find the Watchtowers. Atlantis will Rise again.
>> [_] Anon 3070347 This video is a prelude to a new Toy Story film. >The Warrior Wizard comes to in the trash can. >hijinks ensue >Mormonism is banned as a religion, it's adherents corralled into shooting pits
>> [_] Anon 3070348 >># >OH no it's Sparlok~, we need someone to save us! I know Sparlok~ can!
>> [_] Anon 3070352 >magic kids toy is bad because it looks like a wizard >mom has car, TV, etc, etc etc >this is also "magic" to some people >mom is gigantic hypocritical cunt
>> [_] Anon 3070372 >># more like: >my imaginary friend is better than yours because whenever i believe in him, i feel good and better about my shitty self so you should do the same >also, listen to me because i'm a control freak and i never got any cool toys like that as a kid
>> [_] Anon 3070375 >># yeah then they realize god's dead and they start rebelling late in life and turn into a lazy waste of space because their only salvation is to have a home to go to one way or another they're going to meet people with different world views that aren't as pathetic as their parent's. I wouldn't care if my kids turned into geeky punks, as long as they can make a living off their interests(preferably scientific) I'd support it.
>> [_] Anon 3070377 Hey guys, ask a double-life JW anything.
>> [_] Anon 3070383 >># are all the lesson you were thought bull shit or just the people
>> [_] Anon 3070386 >># To be completely honest, if you're someone who feels that they need a god to believe in and feel that they want to sure pure devotion to a higher power, it's probably one of the best religions out there. But from my perspective, I couldn't stand it and could easily get kicked out of my house if I tried telling my parents how bullshit some of the teachings are.
>> [_] Anon 3070387 >># show*
>> [_] Anon 3070390 >># No this faggot, but I was raised around JW most of my childhood. It all started with my deranged grandmother considering becoming a JW because she failed at everything else in her life. She had a strong resentment against everything and was insane, abrasive, and was an enabler for everything that should be considered wrong with religion. My mother, which my father had zero part of, wanted us to take part in it since she was raised around it and thought it would be good for our health and well-being. Obviously, it wasn't. Being a Jehova's Witness is the worst kind of thing: You're brainwashed, lied to, and forced to comply with their rules or you're exiled based on the leader's preference, regardless of redemption or severity. We would go 2-3 times a week and sit through a sermon where they would quote the new testament and try to reform everyone's life around it. People were asked questions and were answered with how they should've acted instead. After a few songs(terrible ones at that), we would be told to distribute literature and convert others. The problem with this is that they simply want followers and donations. The government subsidizes them based on certain variables and their organization profits. They're willing to say/do anything that would convince people that they need to reform their life, basically whitewashing. You will be lied to, manipulated, and serve an empty purpose that will rob you of your valuable time on this planet. My elder was even known for concealing and protecting child-molesters/abusers and possibly even worse shit, but never convicted. Most people there simply went to absolve themselves of any guilt or punishment. Leading people into a constant state of denial and fear is what they want because they profit from it. I never became a witness. Still thankful that I could see past that bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 3070392 >># The fag from earlier here. Pretty much this, but didn't feel like going into detail. My parents are a bit on the easier side, but it definitely makes life a lot more annoying with it being in the way. As mentioned, I can't really speak up against it in fear of being kicked out of my house. It really does make me sick though seeing all of the little kids doing demonstrations that weren't able to see through it. But I guess from their perspective, it's normal and right.
>> [_] Anon 3070399 >># That's what you get with Trump supporters.
>> [_] Three 3070403 >># I mean I certainly felt the effects of this as a child. >didn't live in same neighborhood as everyone else >lived in poor neighborhood far from nice school >no friends >cry myself to sleep at night >buy colt .45 >kill them all Good times, goooood times.
>> [_] Anon 3070416 >># >tfw people are so stupid they just assume all magic is bad without actually knowing their own religion's scriptures. >tfw bible makes a clear distinction between black magic and other magic and only forbids black magic.
>> [_] Anon 3070438 I dated a bitch who's mom tossed all of her Potter books and movies for this reason. When I went to "youth group" or whatever with them once, and the speaker started talking about "speaking in tongues," I up and left the joint and the bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3070439 Fucking Jehovah's Witnesses
>> [_] Anon 3070440 >># lel
>> [_] Anon 3070444 >># >god's dead is he?
>> [_] Anon 3070447 >># The Crucible confirms this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftQ5-rr Q9Q
>> [_] Anon 3070451 >># this. why don't people read it for themselves instead of some agenda fill priest
>> [_] Anon 3070464 >dat giraffe neck tho

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>> [_] Anon 3041285 >># I want to FUCK that mom
>> [_] Anon 3041290 >># I came to say this. Traditional values get me rock hard
>> [_] Anon 3041303 I showed to this to my friend who happened to be a JW. He bought me the dvd that this is on and some guy thought I was a JW when he saw the cover through my bag.
>> [_] Anon 3041304 >># whats the dvd name?
>> [_] Anon 3041309 >># Also JW's don't celebrate anything. Even Halloween. Imagine all the fun times growing up in a JW familly you'd have.>># >># Become Jehovah's Friend i think
>> [_] Anon 3041310 >># I even says on the cover of the dvd, "Listen, Obey, And be Blessed" Jesus it sounds like some totalitarian propaganda
>> [_] Anon 3041312 >># http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_image s/f63a85526157c1a23a36a87b3cd0611c/861068 %20-%20Become_Jehovah%27s_Friend%20Caleb% 27s_Mom%20Jehovah%27s_Witnesses%20Sparloc k_the_Warrior_Wizard%20Watchtower_Society %20religion.jpg kek
>> [_] Anon 3041321 >># ew

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>> [_] Anon 3005816 >># http://i.imgur.com/YlqE0C4.png
>> [_] Anon 3005819 Fuck you OP. I'm not replying this time. Oh wait.
>> [_] Anon 3005820 make a magic door, jehovah witnesses will witness DOOM
>> [_] Anon 3005833 this makes me angry.
>> [_] Anon 3005841 A better mom and a less rage inducing poor cg thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IssmwDvA rXE Gotta love local advertising.
>> [_] Anon 3005843 >># /thread
>> [_] Anon 3005867 what is this shit called? XD
>> [_] Anon 3005871 >># isn't /34/ by definition the jimmy rustling?
>> [_] Anon 3005875 >># >= as username >>>/mlp/
>> [_] Anon 3005889 t r i g g e r e d
>> [_] Anon 3005908 posting something religious on a non religious site
>> [_] Anon 3005922 this kills the kids magic wizard

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>> [_] Anon 2964475 Can't remember who, but one of the popular YouTube atheists made a video about this.
>> [_] Anon 2964491 David Blaine makes jahovah cry
>> [_] Anon 2964500 This whole video is complete garbage Riddled with bullshit and forcing kids to believe such retarded shit like this. You can't be a warrior AND a wizard. That's just is impossible.
>> [_] Anon 2964504 >># Not multi-classing? scrub.
>> [_] Anon 2964524 That manipulating bitch can go suck a dick
>> [_] Anon 2964534 >># Nah, tell that to the guys who wrote and put together this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2964537 >># kekd
>> [_] Anon 2964552 >># How dare she not let her kid play with something that violates their faith?! What a dumb bitch, having morals that she sticks to and tries to enforce on her child like any normal parent.
>> [_] Anon 2964555 The cringe is strong in this one.
>> [_] Anon 2964565 Where is this actualy from?,graphics like its from a movie.
>> [_] Anon 2964567 >># What is a paladin? Fucking scrub

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>> [_] Anon 2935552 >># >mfw I immediately recognize this because I was a JW >mfw every "movie" they have (especially the ones geared to children) are like this The worst part about being a JW isn't the shunning, or the isolation from friends and family, it's sitting through their shitty movies that try to teach about God through "religi-tainment". [spoiler]Being a Catholic feels gud.[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2935557 >># Yo fyi it's ALL a con job.
>> [_] Anon 2935558 >># I bet Harry Potter wasn't part of your childhood
>> [_] Anon 2935559 >># Baby steps my friend. At least Catholics don't interrogate me when I skip the occasional mass. They also don't try and make me leave all my friends and family behind if they're not Catholic.
>> [_] Anon 2935574 >># *tips*
>> [_] Anon 2935576 Where's the /ss/?
>> [_] Anon 2935579 is the name of the boy "K-lop" ??
>> [_] Anon 2935580 Dang Caleb, your mom's a manipulative bitch. I'm assuming that's why your dad isn't around. He probably left that crazy bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2935583 >># K-LOP....WOULD JEHOVAH WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT CANDY BAR?? n...no...
>> [_] Anon 2935589 >># Caleb...would Jehovah want you to have that life saving blood transfusion and medical care?
>> [_] Anon 2935597 Religi-nuts rejoice, all the implying they know what "god" wants. I mean if someone from a couple thousand years ago writes a book, their daily life, and the ways of interpreting, then the book splits getting conflicting interpretations over the years... What is something to live by, to imply they know what an all powerful being likes and dislikes. Even the very existence is questionable
>> [_] Anon 2935610 I like how Jehovah's bible is literally the same thing but with every instance of "God" replaced with "Jehovah".
>> [_] Anon 2935622 >># fucking this
>> [_] Anon 2935625 Poor little dude's gonna grow up a crazy person.
>> [_] Anon 2935632 >># Is it really? Jesus at least Smith put some effort into his fan fiction.
>> [_] Anon 2935634 >># I know right? It's a pretty elaborate book too. Honestly impressed by the skill it would have taken to write that shit at the age of 14.
>> [_] Anon 2935642 guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2935643 holy shit, my parents were like this. I wasn't allowed to watch or play with pokémon because they were satanic or something. Teletubbies were also from satan and since there was a spell book in the game Tibia I wasn't allowed to play that either. I swear because of my folks I'm pretty sure all of my "friends" thought I was autistic in elementary school.
>> [_] Anon 2935649 >># >"friends" I'm sure you meant "peers in name only" (PINOs)
>> [_] Anon 2935659 >># >Teletubbies were also from satan By the looks of it I would believe that
>> [_] Anon 2935660 >># >You made mommy very happy ;^)
>> [_] Anon 2935663 Sparlock the warrior wizard is just ineffective stats, i mean c'mon, you are trying to play a Strength and a Intellect primary, in one character. He'd be better off as a spell sword, anyways
>> [_] Anon 2935664 >># You were probably better off without that last one honestly. And I'd totally believe the Teletubbies are demonic incarnate.
>> [_] Anon 2935670 >># >># Well it came to my mom in a dream. In the dream she saw the teletubbies take their masks off and underneath there were demonic figures or something.
>> [_] Anon 2935671 Well, at least we know caleb will be beaten up even more so at school the next day. "YO Caleb, where's the toy I lent you faggot!" "My mom made me put it in the trash cause of jehovah was unhappy with me playing with something magical" "Woah, hang on, so now I can't get my toy back cause your mom and some guy which doesn't exist are unhappy, come here for your beating faggot!" Also, this >>#
>> [_] Anon 2935674 >># >Triggered
>> [_] Anon 2935676 I feel this kind of rage overcoming my brain right now but I take solace in the fact that this is a cartoon. >># This guy gets it.

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>> [_] Anon 2930066 is this real?
>> [_] Anon 2930070 >># Yes, one hundred percent serious as well.
>> [_] Anon 2930073 these people are fucking delusional. let the kids use their imagination.
>> [_] Anon 2930076 That toy probably cost your friend a decent amount of money you ungrateful fuck. But real talk I had a friend I grew up with who's family was this. Needless to say we hung out at my house most of the time.
>> [_] Anon 2930077 >implying jesus wasn't magic
>> [_] Anon 2930078 >># fucking this. at least you could give it back to the friend.
>> [_] Anon 2930081 >># >guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2930082 >># funny part is the original versions of the Bible and the Tanakh actually taught magic for certain things, considering it a holy form of energy. Catholic church deemed it evil and such, then every other religion followed suit. Don't want people being all self empowered now would we. Second part that bugs me here is implying that Jehovah hates magic... first off, if Jehovah is God, supposedly he doesn't hate anything at all... so wtf
>> [_] Anon 2930083 >># jesus christ
>> [_] qtip 2930090 This is some shit my grandma would tell me. She honest to God will not allow Harry Potter in her household.
>> [_] Anon 2930091 >># >Jehovah is God, supposedly he doesn't hate anything at all... so wtf He doesn't hate anyONE. Of course there are some things he hates, and sin is one of them. And magic is a sin.
>> [_] Anon 2930099 >># good thing miracles don't count as magic anon for one thing we know that the clothes the apostles wore were capable of "miracles",like healing the sick simply due to the fact that they had been worn by them.it sounds like what people do with sigils,but since it comes from "god",it's all k
>> [_] Anon 2930108 >># >># >># dubs thread?
>> [_] Anon 2930109 goddamn way to fuck over your kids childhood with your religious bullshit. so glad my parents werent hardcore christian
>> [_] Anon 2930112 >># This. It wasn't "Magic", persay, that was verbotten, but particular sources of it. Transubstantiation, in and of itself, where the Priest elevates the Heavenly Host, and it literally becomes the body and blood of Christ, signifying the transmutation of the mundane into the divine, is a form of magic. They're okay with that. What they are NOT okay with, is magic that does not come from YHWH himself. And since the Priestly class is the only caste (allegedly) capable of using magic that originates from YWHW, that makes any other magic, by definition, heretical and vulgar, and thus from demonic sources. Twisted logic, but then the Bronze Age was a twisted time.
>> [_] Anon 2930116 >># >This is some shit >honest to God You seem a little conflicted there, /f/riend. >># Scholarly. What the fuck are you even doing here? It's like St. Francis preaching to the sparrows.
>> [_] Anon 2930117 >># strange enough,in the book of enoch we can see how the angels that descendedfrom heaven started to teach magic arts to humans and that too was forbiden even though "magic" that angels had a knowledge of was clearly from god since they had descended from heaven,where YHWH himself resides
>> [_] Anon 2930119 >american prods
>> [_] Anon 2930126 >># Even the scholarly like to get their kick on the imageboards from time to time, fellow Anon. Whether that be for lulz, or just as a general timesink, is irrelevant. >># True,butitwasn'tsanctionedbyYHWH,andthat 'swheretherealsinlies.RecallthatYHWHtends tobequiteabitofacontrolfreak,whenitreally boilsdown.Inkabbalisticmyth,eventhecreati onofmankinditselfhappenedasatypeofsymboli crapingofafemalenaturedeity,asshedidnotwa nttogiveoverthelife-earththatwouldbeusedi nAdamandLilith'smaking.YHWHsenthismesseng erstostealsaidmaterialafterbeingrebuffed. YHWHhasalwayshadControlasoneofhiscentrald omains.Evenwhenpresentedwiththeillusionof choice("Youarefreetodisobey"),itstilloccu rswithinavery(allegedly)controlledscenari o("Iknewyouwoulddisobeyme,becauseomniscie nce/HeavenlyPlan").Iftherewasoneconstanta boutYHWH,it'sthis,hisdesiretoknow,see,and controleverything,andtobeseenasaboveall.H isnarcissismissogreat,histhirstforpowerso grand,thatevenaftercreatinganentireHeaven lyChorusofbeingstosingonlyhispraises, that wasn;t enough...he had to go and create a whole other world full of creatures to worship him and convert to doing so. >"But he loves you, Anon..." Bullshit, the only concept that deity loves is the concept of himself and his own power, and all of his alleged actions circle back around to show it contrary to his claims.
>> [_] Anon 2930135 >># oh shit, kicking up a notch with Kabbala :^) All I can add to this is >THIS
>> [_] Anon 2930143 Everyone in this thread should read Berserk. It's a good read pertaining to this topic.
>> [_] Anon 2930151 >># Dub(le) Rainbow
>> [_] Anon 2930152 I'd fuck that milf
>> [_] Anon 2930153 >># holy shit the reincarnation of griffith the godhand through cascas' baby as humanborn was the first thing that came to mind
>> [_] Anon 2930156 Is any rule 34 for this ?
>> [_] Anon 2930157 >Jews stealing childrens happiness
>> [_] Anon 2930159 >"You made mommy very happy" >*Pedophile Smile* What was this shit made in? Microsoft Connect?
>> [_] Anon 2930162 >># You are truly doing God's work, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2930167 >># No you wouldn't. Fact: JW's have no genitals. They are bad. Very baaaad. Makes Jehoover very sad. Do you want Jabloney to be sad with you? >># Of course. NO EXCEPTIONS, not even this. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah's_Witnesses/1 This one's on me, try a little harder next time.
>> [_] Anon 2930171 >># I......
>> [_] Anon 2930179 Im a christian, and I think that almost all Jahova's witnesses are false prophets
>> [_] Anon 2930190 spurdo spärlogk :DDDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2930196 >># Fuck off back to /r/atheism, edgelord.

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>> [_] Anon 2894126 >adults playing pretend telling kids not to play pretend
>> [_] Anon 2894128 I got excited at the end because I thought it was going to be John Cena...now I am sad.
>> [_] Anon 2894129 i dont know, she puts up a pretty good argument
>> [_] Anon 2894133 >># Don't rustle my fedora, friend
>> [_] Anon 2894135 but god is the wizard toy, and by shunning the wizard toy, you invoke god's judgement
>> [_] Anon 2894136 >># Her argument is "Don't play with your toys or your friends, or you dissapoint Jehova. And if you dissapoint Jehova, you'll go to Hell, grow old and die." Which will happen regardless of what the kid does.
>> [_] Anon 2894139 if i have to pick from believing in a religion and being happy or being an atheist and being miserable most of my life knowing my existence means nothing as all i'll ever become is mud underground... ...i would pick scientology also, theres no good rule 34 of the mother. better than aisling though, but that's not hard to beat with alll the horrible aisling rule 34
>> [_] Anon 2894144 >># jehova is always disappoint "your last partner, jesus, i never met him but i hear he left some pretty big shoes to fill" >let's get one thing straight. you're never gonna fill jesus' shoes... EVER >jesus was a good man.. better prophet >fill jesus' shoes? the tip of your dick couldn't fill a bottlecap
>> [_] Anon 2894148 >># Won't that mean I got a big dick? I GOT A BIG DICK!
>> [_] Anon 2894153 >># No, it would mean the diameter of your dick is smaller than a bottlecaps, which means you have a microdick.
>> [_] Anon 2894162 >2015 >not being a warrior wizard
>> [_] Anon 2894164 THAT WASN'T HIS TOY HE SHOULDN'T HAVE THROWN IT AWAY HE SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT BACK
>> [_] Anon 2894165 >># But then he would've made Jehovah sad.
>> [_] Anon 2894173 >># Well... I wouldn't want Jehovah to be sad with him.
>> [_] Anon 2894176 But MOM you play with that giant worm toy you keep in your drawers!
>> [_] Anon 2894180 Lets be honest, that toy was a shit hybrid class that would really never work. Sparlock had his points divided between INT and STR, to a point where he didn't deal enough DPS to excuse his sub par hit points. The mom was in the right.
>> [_] Anon 2894181 >># I'm a Wizard Ninja. lrn2PSO2SEA
>> [_] Anon 2894184 >Following hebrew religions
>> [_] Anon 2894186 Any r34 of that booty bitch?
>> [_] Anon 2894189 >># >3D >Cartoon is it really the same?
>> [_] Anon 2894191 >># underrated post right here. lost.
>> [_] Anon 2894201 Moses's brother Aaron was a prophet and essentially a wizard. He was in a magic competition with the Pharaoh's magicians and he turned his staff into a snake or something.
>> [_] Anon 2894204 I need porn of this right now.
>> [_] Anon 2894205 >># Multiclassing would solve some of these issues, but the fact remains that the wizard wouldn't be able to do the gestures without encountering a percentage arcane spell failure
>> [_] Anon 2894210 Whats the difference between miracles and magic it seems to be the same to me, why is one bad and the other isn't?
>> [_] Anon 2894212 >># >># https://youtu.be/7-IkUdg9YWM?t=1m36s
>> [_] Anon 2894218 >># Magic uses the INT stat, while miracles use the FAITH stat.
>> [_] Anon 2894220 >># Clearly you never heard of a Magus before.
>> [_] Anon 2894221 >># It really boils down to how its trying to fill two roles at once, but it just does not work when better options are out there for tanky damage.
>> [_] Anon 2894222 >># But they both do the same thing right? Both Jesus and Moses were sorcerers.
>> [_] Anon 2894226 >># Of course I have, but Sparlock is clearly stated to be a "warrior wizard"; not a warmonk, not a warlock, and not a magus. A "warrior wizard" would never work.
>> [_] Anon 2894239 >># Miracles supposedly are from god. Magic is power from the devil
>> [_] Anon 2894241 >># And God created the devil, so that means magic and miracles come from the same source, God.
>> [_] Anon 2894243 >># Daily reminder that people that are declared a saint by the pope must have performed at least 1 out-of-world miracle in their lifetime. Not really related to the discussion perhaps but many people don't know this.
>> [_] Anon 2894249 >># kek'd
>> [_] Anon 2894262 >># This is actually interesting info for me, thanks Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2894263 >expectations of conditioned responses seems healthy to me
>> [_] Anon 2894268 THAT WAS HIS FRIEND'S TOY AND SHE MADE HIM THROW IT AWAY! WHAT A BITCH
>> [_] Anon 2894275 >># >># Actually the miracles have to be post-mortem and have happened because one of the faithful asked the deceased to intercede with God on their behalf. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canonizati on
>> [_] Anon 2894276 >># This is exactly why I bothered sitting through this, as well.
>> [_] Anon 2894287 >># Yeah, he has low hit points, but wizards gain invaluable buffing spells, such as displacement, mirror image, and even enlarge person, which allows the Wizard Fighter to stay in combat even more effectively than the average fighter. Sure he would want mithril armor, as well as taking a quickened metamagic rod, so he can buff himself quickly, but those buffs will make him much more powerful than your run-of-the-mill Valeros style fighter
>> [_] Anon 2894293 >># See this, right here? This is what makes coming to 4chan worth it
>> [_] Anon 2894295 >instantreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2894307 >># i'm not your friend, pal!
>> [_] Anon 2894309 >># I'm not your pal, guy!
>> [_] Anon 2894312 >># i'm not your guy, buddy!
>> [_] Anon 2894313 >># I'm not your buddy, friend!
>> [_] Anon 2894314 >># Fuck off back to reddit, faggot
>> [_] Anon 2894316 >># obviously somebody doesn't appreciate south park
>> [_] Anon 2894318 >># okay.........
>> [_] Anon 2894319 In 2015 this is bait.
>> [_] Anon 2894323 >># >Appreciate >South Park Pick one >># Nothing personnel kiddo :^)
>> [_] Anon 2894324 >># learn how to spell before telling others what to do
>> [_] Anon 2894326 >># >Not knowing about Coldsteel >Being underage >Attempting to outwit me Heh, nothing personnel kiddo
>> [_] Anon 2894330 >># >Coldsteel south park beats sonic any day
>> [_] Anon 2894333 >># I'll bite Kid, just fuck off Both southpark and the sonic community base are filled with underage meme-spouting spergs who lack the skills to face the real world. Attempting to consolidate your feelings for a shitty "Dick joke XD" community over one filled with furfags and hipsters who 'ship' a hedgehog with their own mothers isn't doing you any good. TL;DR I know its bait but >>/reddit/

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[_] Do you want Jehovah to be happy... or sad..? Anon 2848329 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2848332 he fucking threw away his friend's toy -- at least he could've given it back.
>> [_] Anon 2848334 >># what a cunt
>> [_] Anon 2848343 Fucking horrifying, but… lrn2convert nigga.
>> [_] Anon 2848346 gets at least 100 replies every time it's posted, good job
>> [_] Anon 2848352 Obligatory link: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] fuck 2848353 fuck this flash fuck OP
>> [_] Anon 2848393 I fuckin want a warrior wizard toy, that thing looks awesome
>> [_] Anon 2848400 Who made this? Because honestly, I can't tell if it's anti-fundamentalist propaganda, or pro-fundamentalist propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2848402 Jehovah's Witnesses: the premiere religion for taking away the fun of birthdays and magic.
>> [_] Anon 2848403 >># It comes from the official Jehovah's Witnesses YouTube channel. They made a whole series of this cartoon and translated it to hella languages.
>> [_] Anon 2848407 This comment is brought to you in association with youtube: >only satan could have brought a video with this few pixels By the way, this show is bloody manipulation, shieet.
>> [_] Anon 2848411 All this time i was expecting it to be cut by US soldiers bombing people, and then thanking god.
>> [_] Anon 2848412 Reminds me of the time when I was a kid my mom scared me into thinking me Harry Potter was evil.
>> [_] Anon 2848413 My entire dads side of family is Jehova witness, and let me tell you that one time my grandma was watching TV and a commercial for harry potter came on and threw the biggest hissy fit, it was so out of character. Then one time my gramps was wearing a pride hat without much thought, we were driving in his truck when they announced the pride parade was coming to town and I said "hey you're wearing a pride hat lol", he fucking threw out the window and got so pissed. They are pretty funny characters, but the nicest people ever unless they go crusade on your ass.
>> [_] Anon 2848415 This is dope though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1Vg8Hs MK4
>> [_] Anon 2848416 >># Absolutely psycho. Completely psycho. >tfw Jehovah's witnesess handing you a leaflet >trashman.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2848429 >># Get a Miracle Moses figure instead, he does the same things as the wizard, but then better, bigger and more and it's secretly God's power doing the miracles.
>> [_] Anon 2848432 >># check this lel >>#
>> [_] Anon 2848434 why hasn't somebody made a 40k edit of this >that toy is magic huh? >who likes magic son, tzeench the changer of ways or the god emperor of mankind? -][-this holo-vid was brought to you by the god emperors inquisition -][-
>> [_] Anon 2848439 Any R34 on her?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2848442 >># Read the thread.
>> [_] Anon 2848450 >># Really, I mean it, any R34 on her?
>> [_] Anon 2848451 Didn't Jesus turn water into wine or something?
>> [_] Squares are my friends 2848452 >># Really, I mean it, read the thread.
>> [_] Anon 2848460 >># go to bed satan! you can't trick me!
>> [_] Anon 2848492 Sparlock Warrior Wizard > Jehovah always.
>> [_] Anon 2848494 Interesting fact: The concept of Magick strongly influenced Jewish Mysticism. I'd say Jehovah has much more to do with God than people think.

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>> [_] Anon 2829819 inb4 15 replies I know this because I'm magical
>> [_] Anon 2829821 >># You make Jehovah sad.
>> [_] Anon 2829823 Stupid cunt of a woman. That looked like a dope ass fucking toy. Jehovah should probably stop being so fucking sensitive. You'd think an all powerful all knowing entity could tell the difference between devil magic and an action figure incapable of channeling the dark forces of his fallen creation and greatest enemy that he has sworn his other creations against until the end of time.
>> [_] BossMan !TpVpciie5I 2829831 The sad part is these people actually exist. Their control over reaches beyond a toy. Feels bad.
>> [_] Anon 2829835 I like how she's using that "I'm totally not the bad guy here" voice.
>> [_] Anon 2829836 >># Jehovah can tell the difference. Idiotic followers don't.
>> [_] Anon 2829838 I feel mild ass pain from watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2829840 Who is jehova and why is he so butthurt about magic
>> [_] Menace 2829845 Fuck Jehova. Fuck Mom. Punch both of those fuckers in the cunt.
>> [_] Jehova 2829849 >># Don't make me sad!!!
>> [_] Anon 2829850 Serious question, if this was a real family, what stops child protective services from taking the kid away from the mother who clearly seems to be a part of a cult?
>> [_] Anon 2829853 >># That would make Jehova sad!
>> [_] Anon 2829855 DONT EVEN FUCKING START WITH ME /f/ FUCK YOU OP
>> [_] Anon 2829856 This brought tears to my eyes! Praise Jehovah!
>> [_] Anon 2829857 >># ily
>> [_] Anon 2829858 >># YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE! CUZ I WILL AND I'LL ASK JEHOVAH TO SHIT ON YOU WITH BRIMSTONE AND FIRE
>> [_] Anon 2829859 >is that toy magic? >uh..no, it's a toy. magic isn't real, mom, jeez.
>> [_] Anon 2829860 That bitch really knows hers psyops.
>> [_] Anon 2829861 "hahaha your a faggot dude your mom won't even let you watch things cause of jahovah, lets go guys we don't wanna talk to a faggot" Poor boy being called a faggot cause of his mom, he should kill his mom.
>> [_] Anon 2829862 >># all those punctuation erros makes jehovah said
>> [_] Anon 2829863 >># Freedom of religion >who eschew medical care in favor of communal prayer, the laying on of hands, and anointing with olive oil. http://childrenshealthcare.org/?page_id= 132
>> [_] Anon 2829871 She made her kid throw away some other kids toy because she thinks an inanimate object is magical... what a cunt. Her selfish attitude makes jehovah sad.
>> [_] Anon 2829875 didn't jesus use magic to conjure up some bread and wine or some stuff.
>> [_] Anon 2829877 >># this is the part thats fucked about the video
>> [_] Anon 2829878 >># I'm so glad you have that knowledge. Not many others dont. That what they have there is religion. Not a relationship.
>> [_] Anon 2829879 >># Can "__ makes Jehovah sad" be a meme?
>> [_] Anon 2829881 >># >All knowing, all powerful God. >Has the capacity for petty hatred. >Channels it towards children's toys. This is why we can't have nice things, humanity.
>> [_] Anon 2829883 >># >uh... no. it's a toy. magic isn't real, mom. jeez.
>> [_] Anon 2829885 This shit happened all the time in Louisiana where im from, like 3 different kids werent allowed to play with me because I had pokemon and yu gi oh cards/games
>> [_] Anon 2829886 reply #14
>> [_] Anon 2829888 pretty sure jehovah doesn't give two fuck about us plus jehovah seems very mood if he does cause its like. you don't listen to me fuck you, you go to hell.
>> [_] Anon 2829897 >># >It was all a ploy to keep her son from being sociable so that she can try and get autism bucks for him
>> [_] Anon 2829904 >># The lack of capitalization makes Jehovah sad.
>> [_] Anon 2829907 >># Silly Anon. That was a miracle, not magic. Totally different things.
>> [_] Anon 2829908 I had to deal with a woman like this when I was a kid. My last year of elementary school was when Pokemon took off and got really popular. We were all hopelessly addicted to it. I made the mistake of talking about Pokemon in front of a newish friend's mom, unknowing how deeply religious his family was. His family and mine attended the same church, only my family wasn't particularly devout. Once she heard the word Pokemon uttered fro my mouth, she practically started frothing at the mouth and yelled at me, and asked if I was corrupting her son by exposing him to magic, and how "deeply sad" my parents and God must feel for me, and told me that she was going to have a stern talking to with my parents for allowing their child to get involved with such sacrilegious things. Idiots...
>> [_] Anon 2829909 >># >Please refrain from practicing magic/witchcraft or else you will make Jehovah sad and you will go to hell. I do!, bring it Jehovah! if I go to hell I'll join Satan in overthrowing you, better to die free (you know, like, double die) than to live in heaven a slave
>> [_] Anon 2829910 I want to see her reaction later in the kids life where she finds his trap elf doujins.
>> [_] Anon 2829912 Holy shit this animation... it's like somebody raped toy story and then tried to melt the evidence.
>> [_] Anon 2829916 >># top fucking kek
>> [_] Anon 2829917 Also if you're following the scripture this fucking closely then saying the actual name of God would damn you anyway. By her own logic she just sent herself and her kid to hell 100 times over in this video.
>> [_] Anon 2829922 >># FORTY REPLIES NOW? FUCK! IS /f/ ALL NEWFAGS NOW? JUST LIKE YOU? SHIT YOU YOU SON OF BASTERD BITCH
>> [_] SATAN 2829929 Man fuck this bitch
>> [_] Douche Senpai 2829930 Niggers
>> [_] Jehova 2829932 This is why kids get touched by angels
>> [_] Anon 2829935 >># couldn't finish. made me sad for the kids who actually have families like this.
>> [_] Anon 2829937 >># Soap boxers and priests can be fanatical, but you always have a choice to turn your head. What's really scary is when it's someone your bound to as a family member, especially a mother. I had a friend with a family like this in elementary school. Whenever I would come over, his older sister, like 16, would always be watching sailor moon just to piss her parents off. Some wise up.
>> [_] Anon 2829938 I'm a Jehovah's witness. When this video was launched, everyone in my congregation love it. Maybe if I didn't discover 4chan archive last 2011 I'd still be like them.
>> [_] Anon 2829943 Jehova hates magic, but also hates Science. I don't understand.
>> [_] Anon 2829945 >># STOP IT YOU'RE MAKING JEHOVAH SAD!
>> [_] Anon 2829947 >># >Jehova hates Science Where did you get that?
>> [_] Anon 2829949 >Jehovah >not Y*hw*h absolutely goy tbh
>> [_] Anon 2829952 inb4 10 replies
>> [_] Anon 2829954 >># Because Science doesn't agree with anything that his followers purport.
>> [_] Anon 2829956 >># >last 2011 Can't wait for the next one
>> [_] Anon 2829957 >># Anything that requires faith doesn't agree with science.
>> [_] Anon 2829959 >># >israel is the most developed middle eastern nature >all other middle eastern nations are islamic fyi, judaism doesn't tell you what is and isn't scientific.
>> [_] Anon 2829964 >># I think you're agreeing with me. >># What?
>> [_] Anon 2829965 >># the video is just a year old. 2011 is when I woke up. Here's more if you're interested. jw.org/en/bible-teachings/family/childre n/become-jehovahs-friend/videos/
>> [_] Anon 2829967 >># Sounds like you practice devil worship.

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>> [_] John Moses Browning 2744848 I hope this will become a Rule 34 of the mom thread
>> [_] Anon 2744852 Mother of Dog
>> [_] Anon 2744855 "God wants you to throw out things that your friend paid for." "God wants you to not live up to your promise to return that toy." "Jehovah wants you to not have fun."
>> [_] Anon 2744856 Well I was going to shit post about religion, but after seeing >># comment. I've just went full NOPE.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2744858 >># Don't be like that! Somebody's WRONG! On the INTERNET, no less! Are you just going to leave this be? What kind of man are you?!
>> [_] Anon 2744861 >># where is the mom r34
>> [_] Anon 2744864 It a pity that the kid will be going to hell as a thief for not returning his friends toy.
>> [_] Anon 2744867 >># i thought the same
>> [_] Anon 2744868 is the name of the kid "K-lobb" ??
>> [_] Mr not white 2744869 >># jehovah dosnt love magic?! sheesh he must me fun at partys
>> [_] Anon 2744870 >># It's Malicious Magic
>> [_] Anon 2744871 req r34 of mom and son. toy in mom's ass please.
>> [_] Anon 2744872 >># http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2744873 >># It was hidden somewhere unintuitive because it kept getting too many hits. I had it bookmarked but it was on my old computer. I know it's out there
>> [_] Anon 2744874 >># Never mind, I'm full of shit
>> [_] Anon 2744879 This remembers me of the time when I was 8 and my mom threw out my dragon book because she doesn't believe i shouldn't be reading it. This explains why.
>> [_] Anon 2744884 >># YHWH is all about magic though. He gave King Solomon a magic imbued ring that could enslave demons, which he then used like pokemon and helped build his temple with.
>> [_] Anon 2744885 >># That sounds awesome. Jerusalem-based SMT fucking when?
>> [_] Anon 2744908 >># Caleb, fool.
>> [_] Anon 2744912 What kind of god gets sad when a kid is happy playing with a piece of plastic?
>> [_] Anon 2744914 >># Mormon jesus.
>> [_] Anon 2744916 >># Man, that mom just sounds like a massive cunt who wants people to just blindly follow shit like she did.
>> [_] Anon 2744921 >># The old testament is baller as fuck. One thing I like about it, and a lot of people don't realize this, but YHWH never says there aren't other gods, he says don't put other gods before him. That means he's competing with other gods in the Levant trying to assert his dominance as a regional deity over all the others. If you read the old testament like Jehovah is fighting and killing the other neighboring gods around him to become the one and only it's pretty goddamn awesome.
>> [_] Anon 2744922 its piece of shit people like that that ruined my childhood. my mom and dad were like this and i couldent even watch super man as a kid WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anon 2744929 >># magic=power YHWH doesn't want you to have power.
>> [_] Anon 2744930 You idiots know this is mormon religion right. Not normal christianity. As a Christian I can say that Mormons are pretty darn messed up.
>> [_] Anon 2744932 >># As a Mormon, I'm gonna go ahead and say you're retarded. Stop drinking the kool-aid, nerd.
>> [_] Anon 2744937 >># Its more than that. Far from being alluded to, you can find the historical references to the gods that later became Jehovah, or Yahweh. Its generally thought a couple of tribal gods squashed together to become kindly ol jehovah, at least one of them was the head of his own pantheon (the Canaanite religion) Its easier with islam, because it was founded later. Their original god Allah originally was just the main god, but had plenty of other gods hanging around. The big black square they all run around was originally a temple full of different god statues. Then one day they decided 'actually, theres only one bitches' and threw out all their other gods. What boggles my mind is how people still continue to believe in their religions when you can literally look back to their origins, or the hundreds of religions that came before and around it, each with their own sets of rigid beliefs. Its just depressing.
>> [_] Anon 2744938 >># Its a religion. Its magical thinking. Its literally all the fucking same. The moment your brain breaks down to the point where afterlives, souls, wine-blood, child-sacrifice etc. makes sense to you is the moment mankind has lost another brain that could have been doing something useful.
>> [_] Anon 2744941 >># >tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 2744942 >># i love this meme
>> [_] Anon 2744946 >># Parents who do this sort of shit don't deserve to be parents.
>> [_] Anon 2744950 >># >2744855 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># U 8 THE B8, M8s
>> [_] Anon 2744953 >># well, the replies were guaranteed. Didn't you read the OP?
>> [_] Anon 2744960 >># >with my own opinion, I can say a different opinion is messed up
>> [_] Anon 2744965 >># Ahh yes, even the people who believe in god think the Jahovas witnesses are fucking nuts.
>> [_] Anon 2744967 >># how does it feel to be 15?
>> [_] •▬• 2744972 >># >># Where is there any indication that he was gonna give the toy back? >># It's idolatry. >># She has every right to help save Caleb's soul. >># Saving your soul =/= ruining your childhood. Although considering that you're dishonoring your mother and father, society damned you despite their efforts.
>> [_] •▬• 2744974 >># Murdering people is also a form of power, He doesn't want you doing that either. >># >picking and choosing which parts of your faith you want to follow, ignoring the rest Unfortunately, you ARE a normal Christian. >># I don't understand why people believe astronomers when astronomers used to think that the Earth was the center of the universe. I'm such a pessimistic, faithless dog that other people having faith depresses me. >># Serving the Lord is the most useful thing a human being can do. Mankind is meaningless without God, as is everything else in this doomed universe. Hedonism is the only logical choice in a Godless world, which also means that mankind "loses another brain." >># Thank you, somebody on the /f/ that isn't a heathen, or at least doesn't appear to be.
>> [_] Anon 2744976 >># >># OH BOIIIIIIIIIII
>> [_] Anon 2744981 >># how the fuck someone would that figgure out ?! nobody on the entire planet has such a stupid name, and if your name is caleb too, plx kill yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2744983 >># >># Here we go
>> [_] •▬• 2744985 >># Caleb isn't even an uncommon name, unless you're a godless third-world sack of shit. If that's the case. consider suicide.
>> [_] Anon 2744986 >># >># >># >trying this hard
>> [_] Anon 2744988 >># >says the one who believes in magical angels
>> [_] Anon 2744990 >MAGIC MIKE DON'T BULLSHIT ME MOM
>> [_] •▬• 2744991 >># Defending those that aren't here to defend themselves. >># Angels aren't magic you ignoramus, you don't know what you're talking about.
>> [_] Anon 2744993 >># ur shit and ur religion is shit Jehovah witnesses is a cult of pedophiles mascaraing as a religion
>> [_] Anon 2744994 >># >you don't know what you're talking about >says the one who believes in god
>> [_] •▬• 2744997 >># The pedophile meme applies to the Catholic priests you ignorant ass goblin. >># >doesn't capitalize God >*I* don't know what I'm talking about yeah, okay.
>> [_] Anon 2744998 >># >low quality bait
>> [_] Anon 2745000 >># This entire thread is low quality bait. Which sucks because this clip is gold.
>> [_] S-senpai... 2745001 I don't think Jehova gives a fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2745003 >># >angels aren't magic >god created angels >god used magic to create angels >angels are magical constructs rekt.
>> [_] Anon 2745004 >># not gonna lie i really didn't expect someone to have done it
>> [_] •▬• 2745005 >># >god used magic to create angels That's bullshit headcanon though, go fuck yourself. You're only showing your own ignorance, read a Holy Bible sometime.
>> [_] Anon 2745013 >># Jehova is gold? You a cunt m8?
>> [_] Anon 2745014 SHE MADE HIM THROW OUT HIS TOY AN ADULT THAT THE CHILD RESPECTS MANIPULATED HIS EMOTIONAL WELL BEING TO PLEASE HERSELF AND HER BELIEFS HE ONLY DID IT SO THAT HIS MOTHER AND "JEHOVAH" WOULDN'T GET SAD SHE DID IT ONLY BECAUSE OF PERSONAL PREFERENCE OF NOT LIKING MAGIC MAGIC AND GOD ARE BOTH ANTIQUATED CONCEPTS DATING BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS. HOW MANY BELIEFS ARE STILL WIDELY HELD FROM THAT TIME PERIOD?
>> [_] Anon 2745015 >># >refers to religion with term 'headcanon' http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/headcanon >fictional universe This b8 is getting stale.
>> [_] Anon 2745017 >># Have you read the news lately or does reading upset your false God too http://abcnews.go.com/US/jehovahs-witnes s-accuses-church-hiding-child-abusers-con gregations/story?id=29586778
>> [_] Anon 2745019 These guaranteed replies threads always make me aware of how many people are really on /f/. Thanks a lot OP.
>> [_] Anon 2745020 Good for her. It was a Idolatrous image condoning magic. She saved her son eternal soul from hell fire. Now accept the love and forgiveness that is in Jesus Christ. So you may repent from your wickedness.
>> [_] lobotom 2745022 i am member of jehowahs witnesses but this animated series is unrealistic good. today peoples is too bad. in mi opinion better as god destroy all human kind!
>> [_] Anon 2745023 >># I imagine you as viewing yourself as funny.
>> [_] Kman 2745026 If God created heaven and earth who created God? Magic. Jehovah's just a spoiled brat who hates his dad, Magic. Maybe abused as a child. We don't know how these fictional characters grew up and what lifestyles they had.
>> [_] Anon 2745029 >># http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index .ssf/2014/12/jehovahs_witnesses_under_fir e.html http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/watcht ower-scandal.php
>> [_] Anon 2745039 >># Not the guy your were responding to, but really man? Jwfacts.com? Bring something more reliable and unbiased. You wouldn't except that Muzzies are peaceful from al-jazeera would you?
>> [_] •▬• 2745049 >># Religion is fundamental to most societies, those that are without religion worship the state instead, which is essentially god-king religion. >># The idea of angels being magical is 100% false. I may have misused the term headcanon, so allow me to suggest "delusion" instead. >># >Reading the digital kike >Judging the many by the actions of the few There isn't even anything wrong with most so-called "child abuse."
>> [_] Anon 2745050 >># >those that are without religion worship the state instead. False.
>> [_] Anon 2745059 >># >those who are without religion worship the state More often I worship humanity as a whole, technology, freedom, and security. States allow those to exist so I guess by proxy I worship the state
>> [_] Anon 2745061 >># >those that are without religion worship the state instead... Only because it's typically state enforced and the people are lied to.
>> [_] Anon 2745067 >># I'll infer once more, rekt.
>> [_] Anon 2745070 >># >god didn't use magic >read a bible >god created man with magic and transmuted woman from a rib bone >the bible is a magic book rekt. rekt.
>> [_] Anon 2745076 At first I thought she would percieve a meaning in her doing, so that her son would actually be raised to think positively in some way. But then I realized she had no reason behind her actions considering the well-being of her son and was just plain imbuing him with guilt and stupid behavior. It would be ok if he goes on to live happily in his believes, but just the fact that his friends would certainly reduce sozialisation with him for throwing away their toys will induce at least some ghetto effect and the manic indoctrination is sure to increase from generation to generation. oh ...ahem, STUPID RELIGIONS AMIRITE GUUUYS
>> [_] Anon 2745079 >># Doesn't matter what you believe in. If you try and clone yourself in your child and not allow them to develop an identity you're fucked up
>> [_] Anon 2745081 I was expecting Penn's face to appear at any moment when she opened the trash container.
>> [_] = 2745083 Oh jesus, you people, I leave for a couple hours and this is already approaching 100 replies?
>> [_] Anon 2745087 >># You said guaranteed replies. Probably the biggest /f/ thread I've seen in a while
>> [_] Anon 2745090 daily reminder that jehovah's witnesses was founded by a con artist
>> [_] Anon 2745091 >># >># post a vid of a swat team or cop doing something immoral and there will be upwards of 200 comments. this is nothing and its been reposted to death
>> [_] Anon 2745098 >># still not as many as the white hole one
>> [_] •▬• 2745103 >># True. You worship your money, which is backed only by the good word of your government. At least, provided you're from burgerland. >># None of those things are dependent on the state, and the state is detrimental to freedom. >># Perhaps >># Your inferences mean nothing >># magic is the wrong word. God performed miracles, not acts of magic. You're shitposting worse than I am.
>> [_] Anon 2745104 >># Don't start that shit again.
>> [_] Anon 2745109 >># Using money as a tool ≠ worshipping money (or greed)
>> [_] Anon 2745111 >># On the topic of stupid, tell us again about the magic tablets and the magic stone that would translate the tablets that only smith ever saw. And the magic underwear, I like the magic underwear story. Flash incoming for our mormon friends. On a final note, my great great grandfather was the man with musket on the ground at carthage jail. He shot smith through the window. Its a family honor that he killed that lying bastard, and the story has been passed down through the family, and the best part is no magic tablets, rocks, or underwear is needed. Our proof is the lock of smiths hair above the enfield that killed smith. Have fun with your magic rocks.
>> [_] Anon 2745112 >># trips of truth.... kill confirmed
>> [_] •▬• 2745117 >># Perhaps it's wrong to assume it applies to everyone, but in general atheists are socially liberal, and the liberals are absurdly reliant on the state. The state is their god, it provides them with food, drink, housing, and legislation to support their social justice ideals. It demonizes business and uses tax dollars from the hardworking christian man to support the lazy heathens that refuse to work.

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>> [_] Anon 2565009 >># Why the hell did I save this?
>> [_] Anon 2565012 >># Because god is your waifu?
>> [_] Anon 2565014 >># Because Jehovah loves you.
>> [_] Anon 2565024 >># Let's see if he still does after I post the next thing.
>> [_] Anon 2565032 lost at "sait-han"
>> [_] Anon 2565035 >># I still didn't get what is the kid name. All I hear is gaylord.
>> [_] Anon 2565036 They threw it away? Really?! At least give the toy back to your friend, dude. I remember when my mom pulled this shit. A friend let me borrow his dungeons and dragons book. My mom thought it was satanic and threw it away. That thing cost 50 fucking bucks.
>> [_] Anon 2565037 I feel bad because I know kids whose parents were like this and how disillusioned they've become
>> [_] Anon 2565045 And people say religions aren't cults
>> [_] Anon 2565051 >># Seriously! "Hey Billy, do you like Warrior Wizard?" "My mom said he was a tool of Satan and that I made Jehova sad when I played with him." "... Wow. That's really weird Billy. Can I have him back now?" "Mom made me throw him away." "... WHAT? Dude, I was just letting your borrow it! You can't just throw it away! Now the playset will be incomplete!" "Mom said playsets are a tool of Satan, too. I forgot why." "Your mom is the reason we arn't friends anymore." And then Billy is left friendless and ostracized until he goes off to a college that shares his exact brand of religious weirdness, because he found out the hard way that Catholic High School is not the same thing as his mother's personal brand of God-fearing. Whole life made strange and complicated over a wizard toy. Thanks mom.
>> [_] Anon 2565053 >># me too, i just knew where it was headed and i had to exit
>> [_] Anon 2565055 fucking mormons
>> [_] Anon 2565058 Fuck a war on drugs. We need a war on religion. This shit is dangerous and needs to be outlawed.
>> [_] Anon 2565060 Guaranteed_Replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2565067 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2565074 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2565078 bretty solid animation 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2565081 Is he eating a hotdog on a plate with a cup of water??
>> [_] Anon 2565082 Come and get your snack OKAHY?
>> [_] Anon 2565083 >># >be me >be wizard >tfw I make Jehovah sad ;-;
>> [_] Anon 2565088 >># THIS!!!
>> [_] Anon 2565089 >># something i never got about religion: god is almighty, omnipotent and omnipresent and he loves his children with infinite forgiveness and love. but if you forget or refuse to do even 1 of the tons of rules imposed on a book written thousands of years ago he'll smite you and make you burn in suffering for eternity. what the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 2565091 >># His name is Caleb, after Job's grandson, the jew whose faith in God was tested by the simple method of fucking with him for 60 years and then finally burning him to death. (He got to bang virgins in heaven though)
>> [_] Anon 2565093 >># To fucking bad that Heaven is just as made up as God is huh?!
>> [_] Anon 2565095 >># that's what my mormon friend ate every day in highschool
>> [_] Anon 2565099 I was raised as a Jehovah's witness, and this sums up my experience personally. The entire religion feels like a cult because of the way they brainwash you. First of all, witnesses don't refer to their beliefs as a religion, They refer to it as "the truth". For instance, when asked if you are "in the truth", you are being asked if you're a Jehovah's witness. I believe this is a way to subliminally place your loyalty with their church. They also don't call their churches "churches", and will get offended if you refer to them as anything other than a congregation. They claim they are not a religion, but "followers of god". cont
>> [_] Anon 2565101 >># Second, They discourage association with anyone that's not a witness. They will tell you that the whole world is controlled by satan, and that by associating with "worldly people" (that's seriously what they call people not in the church) you put yourself at risk for being brainwashed by satan (ironic huh?). They also have a very strict set of rules, (no drugs, premarital relations(any kind, even oral), stealing, etc) and if you break any of them, you are automatically "disfellowshiped" meaning no one in the church will look/talk to you until you offer a public apology. There's a lot more I want to type, mostly about their hypocrisy/craziness on some things like pokemon cards being demonic, and birthday parties being rooted in pagan customs, but I don't have the time right now. Sorry for the rant, but thanks for posting, I'll share it with my witness cousin.
>> [_] Anon 2565102 >># please continue i want to hear all your wacky jehova stories
>> [_] Anon 2565104 >># Well Old Testament God sure. Post-Jesus its mostly about forgiveness, so as long as you /actually/ feel bad about breaking a commandment its okay and you get to go to heaven. Old Testament God did lots of screwing around with people and required sacrifices to make up for how shit humanity is at not sinning. >># :^)
>> [_] Anon 2565105 >># Can't I have an appointment, some other time m8.
>> [_] Anon 2565108 >># Dont forget that he knows everything, and he has a plan meaning that case 1: What ever you do is a part of it, meaning most of us are pre-destined for hell because it's his plan for us not to obey case 2: He knew way before you that you would disobey, but still sends you to hell case 3: We have free will to follow his plan or not, but he made desert people scribble it down 2k years ago with no way to share it with the world until like 1.6k years later. leaving several million years of people just burning in hell for never knowing about it
>> [_] Anon 2565109 >># isnt something like that already happening in the Middle East?
>> [_] Anon 2565111 >># it's not that much of a war if it's being replaced by another religion
>> [_] Anon 2565115 >># The Bible says, "The truth about God is known to them instinctively. God has put this knowledge in their hearts. From the time the world was created, people have seen the earth and sky and all that God made. They can clearly see his invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature. So they have no excuse whatsoever for not knowing God" (Romans 1:19-20, New Living Translation). No one has an excuse for not knowing God. That knowledge comes to us naturally—much like the way we instinctively reach for water when we're thirsty. It's not something we have to learn. And it's not just instinct that draws people to God. God uses visual aids too—his creation. We can see God through the divine design of nature. 1/?
>> [_] Anon 2565116 >># the several million burning to hell thing, that's been justified when Jesus died to the cross. By the time Jesus risen from Hell, he lifted the souls of those righteous enough from Hell as well. so some people before Jesus' time were saved at least that's what this pamphlet says
>> [_] Anon 2565117 >># >># When someone responds to these instincts and "visual aids" and truly reaches out to God, God will make sure that person understands his or her need for Christ. God, who loves us beyond comprehension and wants everyone to go to heaven (2 Peter 3:9), will arrange the details for that person to know the gospel—through a missionary, a tract, a Bible, whatever. You might think, But what if a missionary never visits that island, or a tract never falls into those hands. What then? If those things never happen, we can be assured that God, who is loving and just, is still in control. God is sovereign, and he will always do what is right. 2/3
>> [_] Anon 2565118 >># >># >># God is an awesome God, and nothing will stop him from getting the good news to even the most remote parts of the world, "to the ends of the earth" (Acts 1:8). And as if to prove it, God even gave John a glimpse of heaven, where he saw people "from every tribe and language and people from every nation" (Revelation 5:9). The bottom line: God is obviously able to reveal the truth about himself to anyone, anywhere. But he often uses us to do it. That's why Jesus' last words to us were instructions to tell everyone, everywhere, the good news of God's love (Matthew 28:19-20). 3/3
>> [_] Anon 2565125 >># >># >># That's a very nice copypasta, but the only case you disputed was people not knowing of god. Which was just a statement from the bible. Can you prove that these things in the bible are true, and not just statements about a God, written down by ordinary, natural people?
>> [_] Anon 2565136 >># >Can you prove that these things in the bible are true, and not just statements about a God, written down by ordinary, natural people? Of course not, people who follow the teachings in the bible and believe them do so based on faith. Let me help you out. faith noun: 1. complete trust or confidence in someone or something. synonyms: trust, belief, confidence, conviction; antonyms: mistrust 2. strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof.
>> [_] Anon 2565139 Fucking sickening. My mom pulled this shit all of the time.
>> [_] Anon 2565140 >># allright, have fun with faith I'll stick to what we know instead of engaging in some ocham's razor bogus
>> [_] Anon 2565142 >># >I'll stick to what we know Yes all those scientific THEORIES which get re-written and replaced every couple years. You KNOW so much lol
>> [_] Anon 2565146 >tfw used to be a Jehovah's Witness. Seeing this again made my day, fuck those guys.
>> [_] Anon 2565147 >># more than the theist :^)
>> [_] Anon 2565152 >># >not being a theist that keeps up to date on all the new sciency things ayyy
>> [_] Anon 2565155 >># why would anyone?
>> [_] Anon 2565158 >tfw you don't have a hot jehova wife to blow you off
>> [_] Anon 2565159 >># why not?
>> [_] Anon 2565168 lol religion...
>> [_] Anon 2565169 >># you're the one postulating it's a good thing
>> [_] Anon 2565172 >># you're the one saying its somehow not ideal, so why not?
>> [_] Anon 2565173 >># because being a theist means having blind faith in an idea that you only believe because you are afraid to die.
>> [_] Anon 2565174 >># >"Son, play with these imaginary friends instead."
>> [_] Anon 2565175 >># Being ideal is a much more difficult thing to be than non-ideal, you >># prove it.
>> [_] Anon 2565180 >># Because you alter your life to fit a reality that isn't real. If your belief is going to have any weight then you have to show it through actions. Maybe it affects how you vote. Maybe it affects how you react to thing. If belief is not grounded in actual evidence, then it is irrational. If your belief is irrational and it affects how you act, then the part of your actions and reactions that are grounded in your belief are irrational aswell. I dont think that irrationality is an inherently good thing, and that it can lead to unnecasery bad things because it can be avoided
>> [_] Anon 2565185 >># That's the entire fucking point of science you mongoloid, to create better models/descriptions of reality to replace or elaborate on old models. Jesus cunt fucking christ, I hope you're bating.
>> [_] Anon 2565187 >># >If your belief is going to have any weight then you have to show it through actions. But as a christian my belief only makes me strive to be a better person. Nowhere in the new testament does it say to hurt others in any way. Those who actually follow the bible, and not the words of blasphemers live more fulfilling lives.
>> [_] Anon 2565189 >ITT faggots who worship fake gods and forget who truly rules this world ALLAHU AKHBAR
>> [_] Anon 2565191 >># Don't get annoyed that your entire system of belief is constantly in a state of ever-changing flaw that has to be completely reworked yearly.

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>> [_] Anon 2463927 just so everyone knows there is r34 of the mom
>> [_] Anon 2463928 Damn it, why did you change the name to Jehovah? The surprise was half the joke.
>> [_] Anon 2463953 >># i demand this now
>> [_] Anon 2463956 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2463959 >># Every smart person knows this >># every smart person would either use google or swfchan as it has been known for a while now.
>> [_] Anon 2463962 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWV HZI
>> [_] Anon 2463972 Hey Caleb, where's my toy I lent you yesterday? >My mom convinced me it was evil so I threw it out
>> [_] Anon 2463973 Where is my Antimage mom version!
>> [_] Anon 2463979 >># yeah my mom made me do that same shit when I bought an aragon book and I had to throw that shit out instead of give it back
>> [_] Anon 2463983 >># hope this video is just a joke and its not actualy made by those sucker
>> [_] Anon 2464009 >># Having a bad day, brah? No need to get your jimmies all in a rustle. http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Caleb %27s_Mom/1
>> [_] Anon 2464012 >># This is exclusive of Jehovah witnesses, and not the majority of christianity.
>> [_] Anon 2464023 Heh, I actually remember that my Christian mother wouldn't let me touch anything that had Harry Potter on it. I still did it anyway :^)
>> [_] Anon 2464050 >># >># >lent >gave it's his toy now giving someone isnt the same as lending someone. so he had no reason to give it back and it would look bad if he did. also realized the mother had no problem with the toy being a warrior itself
>> [_] Anon 2464063 if this was my mother I would smite her with the power of santa
>> [_] Anon 2464064 >># thanks for not being a smartass like >>#

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>> [_] Anon 2460428 Slap Anti Mage's face on the mother, please.
>> [_] Anon 2460432 >># not this time faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2460442 >># This needs to happen
>> [_] Anon 2460448 >># i demand a remake of this! instead of jehova (or however its spelled) i want it to be Jenova from ff7. its also gotta be a talk between sephiroth and cloud about zacks sword.
>> [_] Anon 2460452 i'd fucking shove sparlock's wand in my asshole, look how perfectly phallic it is
>> [_] Anon 2460453 God she has such a long fucking neck
>> [_] Anon 2460497 >># /r/ing this
>> [_] Anon 2460509 >jehova witnesses came into my house once to talk to mom >showed her a video by same people about something else >asked them about this stupid video by same people 'oh we only show and like the videos we have on our website' >mfw no fw
>> [_] Anon 2460516 Those people are so uncultured
>> [_] Anon 2460535 >telling the kid to throw it away >instead of giving it to some other kid What a bitch
>> [_] Anon 2460539 >># i want a remake where the mother's voice is changed to potato knishes, DAMN THAT GIRAFFE WOMAN
>> [_] Anon 2460544 >># She's a giraffe. Thats explain why the bitch can't magic
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2460546 >bullshits magic with cg >implying computers aren't magic
>> [_] Anon 2460564 >># but it's eeeeevil
>> [_] Anon 2460571 hmmm you look pretty excited about this >internal plot to destroy childhood imagination intensifies

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>> [_] Anon 2448039 Quam haeresis est ludibrio?
>> [_] Anon 2448043 Ew.
>> [_] Anon 2448045 prayers are kind of magic though like you pray and then shit happens magic
>> [_] Anon 2448049 >># no you fucking idiot prayers are miracles magic requires intelligence and miracles require faith
>> [_] Anon 2448052 >># >magic requires intelligence kek
>> [_] Anon 2448056 Nigger what the fuck is this shit I don't even. Serious is this some weird off-branch of Christianity I don't even know about like shit man. If this is supposed to be a Christian program (and I assume it is) then isn't this sort of heretical? Jesus used magic. God used magic. I don't remember Satan ever using magic.
>> [_] Anon 2448057 >># god and jesus used miracles satan uses magic know the difference heretic
>> [_] Anon 2448058 >># A miracle is a heavenly act, but spells are the acts of Demons, the work of soul arts. They have similar effects, and yet, one is clearly evil, and the other is clearly good. Magicians, in the end, are mere servants of the Demons.
>> [_] Anon 2448059 I find that the solution here, as with most things in life is to give that mother a good deep dicking. Jus sayin'
>> [_] Anon 2448060 >># >Implying God never unleashed the armies of hell Book of Job
>> [_] Anon 2448062 >># Then why did God say that only female Magicians should be killed?
>> [_] Anon 2448072 >># >># >># Niggers you are arguing semantics. No one cares what kind of circular logic, or made up definitions you use. Gods, demons and the like are magical entities. If you have faith and pray to satan then his acts are magic, but have faith and pray to "Jehovah" and those acts are "miracles. FUCKING SEMANTICS. SYNONYMS NIGGERS. THEY ARE THE SAME THING. Thats like saying whites are humans but blacks are niggers and subhuman. She didn't offer the kid a choice. She just gave a made up scenario where any choice different form hers could not possibly be good and herded him into it. Thats indoctrination. Couple steps below brainwashing and slavery.
>> [_] Anon 2448073 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2448075 Law route in Shin Megami Tensei.swf
>> [_] Anon 2448076 >># all magic is is something that cannot be explained and cannot reasonably be thought to be explainable The only difference between something thought to be unexplainable and something explained is time The moment that something becomes explainable, it becomes science ergo, magic does not exist (OR: magic is science)
>> [_] Anon 2448077 >># Just what is this shit? I don't understand why this would even be made by anyone
>> [_] Anon 2448078 >># i really wonder what your definition of science is you can't just point at things that are explainable and go "wow that's science"
>> [_] Anon 2448079 >># As time goes the cost of production for computer generated media goes down. Hard core religious groups whoes tenants that are become more and more out of touch with modern life need more media to leave their children with. This was probably done under commission by a small cgi studio for a either the church of latter day saints or some other isolationist christian group.
>> [_] Anon 2448080 >># Not even man. Just despise how the people shove this shit on children because they know if they don't their religions will slowly dwindle by attrition. The damage done to the critical thinking of these kids takes a long time to undo.
>> [_] Anon 2448081 >># who the fuck are you to tell people how to raise their kids get the fuck off your high horse
>> [_] Anon 2448082 >Do you like that, Caleb, honey? Do you like the way your cock feels in mommy's ass?
>> [_] Anon 2448084 >># he is right, kids shouldn't be raised in ignorance for their own good, so this brainswashing should count as bad parenting
>> [_] Anon 2448086 >Throws in in the rubbish Holy fuck, you could have at least returned it. What a fucking waste. Christian bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2448088 >># They have every right to ignore me and raise their children however they see fit (until they break some law and the CPS takes em) but I also have every right to call em as they are. This is how I feel man and I'm free to talk about it. You don't do people any favors by not telling them what they are doing is wrong because they lack critical thinking and perceive all criticisms as attacks reacting impulsively animalistic.
>> [_] Anon 2448089 you people should go back to /sci/ to jerk off each other
>> [_] Anon 2448095 >># >># >># The only good comments Damn /f/, you like to argue about nothing.
>> [_] Anon 2448096 Caleb, at least give the toy back to your fried instead of throwing it away. I mean come on man.
>> [_] Anon 2448098 this animation & all that it represents? cunts.
>> [_] Anon 2448101 >># He did not. But you know those crazy cat ladys. They shall be killed. Thats what baiblu sayses.
>> [_] Anon 2448110 The sad thing is that shit like that actually happens.
>> [_] Anon 2448113 I think the replies are for requesting r34 about the mother.
>> [_] Anon 2448114 >># Someone posted r34 of this b4 brb, digging through swfchan
>> [_] Anon 2448117 jehovah is a bitch ass faggot. Satan clearly knows what he's doing ,and magic is for B0$$e$
>> [_] Anon 2448118 >># >># found it http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/90988 2#search=Jehovah%27s_Witnesses
>> [_] Anon 2448141 >># http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Caleb %27s_Mom/1
>> [_] Anon 2448148 >># I thought the exact same thing!
>> [_] Anon 2448152 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocB es Praise Lucifer!
>> [_] Anon 2448155 >># sweatyman.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2448165 >># You ACTUALLY can. Its pretty simple.
>> [_] Anon 2448180 Fucking hell America. Unexist please.
>> [_] Anon 2448187 >># Don't worry man, I saw what you did thar, and I loved it.
>> [_] Anon 2448190 >># >># >># It's like you don't even care about his friends eternal soul at all.
>> [_] Jobro 2448196 JOBRO'S BEFORE JOHO'S
>> [_] Anon 2448202 >># who the fuck are you to tell >># how freedom of speech works get the fuck off your high horse
>> [_] Anon 2448215 it makes satan happy that hes not allowed to be happy and play with some fucking toys
>> [_] Anon 2448218 Bitch doesn't even know about Sparlock the Warrior Wizard. THAT'S what matters here. Sparlock demands obedience.
>> [_] Anon 2448219 >># they both do magic dmg though
>> [_] Anon 2448220 Good job lady, ruin that kid's childhood. If anything, she's the infantile child in this animation.
>> [_] Anon 2448221 >># no miracles do lightning damage
>> [_] Anon 2448223 Who would you rather obey, Jehova, the faggot that doesn't do shit and has no power over you, or Sparlock, the allmighty wizard that can destroy your town with a mighty fireball?
>> [_] Anon 2448224 >># You are fucking kidding me.
>> [_] Anon 2448229 >># NO EXCEPTIONS. this is part of why i love the internet and 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2448231 >># >http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Cale b%27s_Mom/1 We never joke here on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 2448233 >># enough with that bullshit. you have melee, ranged and magic with miracles being a specific sub-class of magic that does a specific kind of damage. think holy magic/damage. that's RPG basics. and we get it that you play Dark Souls, you can stop now.
>> [_] Anon 2448234 >The mother clearly states magic is the tool of the Devil >You guys still continue to complain
>> [_] Anon 2448238 >># We don't agree with what she says.
>> [_] Anon 2448239 >># >we
>> [_] Anon 2448240 I actually knew a family like this. Their kids got Bionicles for their birthday (they were like 6 or 7 years old), this was 1st edition shit back when it first came out. They concluded the things were some kind of devil dolls and would only let them play with them on the condition the heads were removed. Something something would infect them with evil.
>> [_] Anon 2448243 >># Played RO years ago and a friend on there was from a family that only let him play the game if he didn't play as a spellcaster.
>> [_] Anon 2448246 >># you have some serious rethinking to do when you're afraid of pieces of plastic. poor kids, i had bionicles myself and i can't imagine playing without the heads. in fact it sounds even more creepy.
>> [_] Anon 2448248 The comments were worth it.
>> [_] Anon 2448258 >># top kek
>> [_] Anon 2448259 stop playing souls games >>#
>> [_] Anon 2448262 >># http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/90988 2#search=Caleb%27s_Mom That wizard face
>> [_] Anon 2448263 >># If we accept the premise of a loving god and a devil who enjoy seeing suffering humans, I very much feel this is the case. Satan wouldn't be happy to see some kid having innocent fun with one of his toys. and god should be grad to see someones creativity (someone designed the mage character) being used in a way that makes the child happy.
>> [_] Anon 2448264 If we spend half the amount of effort on teaching kids linear algebra as we spend on teaching them not to use an invisible force that doesn't exist, we'd have left the solar system by now.
>> [_] Anon 2448268 Just so you know, it's not a Christian video. It's a Jehovah's Witnesses one. Learn the difference.
>> [_] Anon 2448270 >># >one is clearly evil, and the other is clearly good Only the sith deal in absolutes, my friend.

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>> [_] Anon 2445368 Shitstorm incoming.
>> [_] Anon 2445374 They said this was about Mormons but it's quite obvious it's about Jehovah's Witness
>> [_] Anon 2445375 I was expecting /ss/
>> [_] Anon 2445377 good parenting
>> [_] Anon 2445379 >># I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, they're complete fools about Christianity and fail to acknowledge key parts of Christian doctrine.
>> [_] Anon 2445387 no one does that eyebrow raised bullshit in real life
>> [_] Anon 2445391 >[H]
>> [_] Anon 2445393 Jokes on them. Speaking his name is blasphemy I hope she enjoys burning in hell HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 2445397 >># Whos name?
>> [_] Anon 2445398 Oh, Christianity, the cult of guilt and of superego, the neurosis of adults. If Jesus could foresee what perverted shit his teachings would lead to he would have committed suicide.
>> [_] Anon 2445401 >># *tips fedora
>> [_] Anon 2445408 >># Can't we say that for just about every role model in history?
>> [_] Anon 2445409 >># just because you cant masturbate to my wifu doesn't mean its not [H]
>> [_] Anon 2445412 >># sparlock ofc
>> [_] Anon 2445415 >># Fuck. I was totally expecting incest. Wtf is wrong with me?
>> [_] Anon 2445422 >># WHAT THE FUCK KINDA SNACK WAS THAT??? JUST A FUCKING HOT DOG??? seriously what the shit guys
>> [_] Anon 2445426 >># *tips menorah
>> [_] Anon 2445429 >># Not really, Lenin was bad ass.
>> [_] Anon 2445431 How ironic is it that it is an American cartoon.
>> [_] Anon 2445433 >># good call anon
>> [_] Anon 2445435 Wow that kid is going to hell that is my favorite toy! Im Jehova btw
>> [_] Anon 2445436 >># Gods. Which seems kinda retarded since there whole orginization is named after god..
>> [_] Anon 2445437 >># 9/10 i lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2445442 >># Apostrophe, sir. >Jehova >Yahweh >Jebus
>> [_] Anon 2445459 >># You're a troll, or a massive faggot for lumping in Jehovah's Witnesses with Christianity as a whole.
>> [_] Anon 2445460 >># Eh, Lenin sort of. Trotsky certainly was, though.
>> [_] Anon 2445462 >># >You know what we should do with this toy then, right? Why give it back to the kid at school, of course. >Cut to tossing it in the goddamn trash. Or that.
>> [_] Anon 2445464 >># Nah, only if you speak it in any sort of bad way, like when people say oh my god just for the hell of it.
>> [_] Anon 2445469 >magic is bad >doesn't give reasons why, not even a small thing like "magic was used in the dark ages to trick, steal and kill" terrible parenting
>> [_] Anon 2445470 >># Would you really want to end up damning your friend to Hell, with such an evil toy
>> [_] Anon 2445489 >># They're Christians you daft twat. Don't No True Scotsman at me.
>> [_] Anon 2445490 >># >Lenin >bad ass for being a fucking moron
>> [_] Anon 2445493 >># Putting the poison of a single deity into children is terrible. *tip* >># Go back to /ck/
>> [_] Anon 2445494 >># Well if you ask them, they'd say they aren't a part of Christianity, but it really makes no difference in the end. Eventually all religions get dumped together and it's to be expected. Neither side should get fussy about it.
>> [_] Anon 2445514 Jehovah's witnesses are a joke. I have a theory that they are either controlled opposition, or the greatest trolls since the Church of Latter Day Saints.
>> [_] Anon 2445516 36 replies, OP called it.
>> [_] Anon 2445519 >># >believing that Christ and God are separate entities >Christians They're a bunch of luny wanks who can't understand the concept of the Trinity.
>> [_] Anon 2445523 rule 34 on the mom
>> [_] Anon 2445525 >># This. Somebody please before my balls explode
>> [_] Anon 2445527 lolol christians can all suck jesus's dick
>> [_] Anon 2445534 Jehovah's Witnesses think only a set amount of people they say will get into heaven (144,000). So, they go door to door and do their thing because they're supposed to, but they don't actually want you to become one of them.
>> [_] Anon 2445535 >># gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8 out of 8
>> [_] Anon 2445536 Goddammit caleb!
>> [_] Anon 2445541 Satan knows magic? Satan is pretty rad!
>> [_] Anon 2445552 >Be in failed doomsday cult. >Doomsday doesn't come. Twice. >Realize that cult, and Miller, its leader, are full of shit. >Create new cult that is full of just as much shit. >Buy failing "Bible and tract society" from nutty, floundering Lutheran sect. >Insist that mistaken reading by to illiterate Medieval guys must be God's true name. >Never really bother understanding science, politics, current events, or even RELIGION for fuck's sake! >Make shitty cartoons to keep kids brainwashed. And that's the story of the JWs.
>> [_] Anon 2445557 >># Magic is acceptable if it is for god and his will
>> [_] Anon 2445563 Doesn't God use magic?
>> [_] Anon 2445565 >># Why do they say Satan weird. The standard way to say Satan in the American dialect is "say-en" basically subtracting the t sound. But they were saying it like "Sayt-un" >># Uhmm. I actually had a friend who was a Jewhovahs witness. Until he was like 16 he couldn't play or watch pokemon or anything like that. And even when he turned 16 he basically had to hide his collection because his parents would throw them away at random to "teach him a lesson". My mom on the other hand who is a pretty hardcore Christian let me do all the fun things like Magic and Yu-Gi-Oh and violent video games and R movies etc. Hell, she even purchased guns for me with my money.
>> [_] Anon 2445566 >># >tfw Hogwarts was blessed by the pope
>> [_] Anon 2445568 Uggh. I completely agree with freedom of religion and peaceful practice as long as it doesn't interfere with others but I don't agree with this kind of parenting. I mean, parents like this have kids that never understand how real life works and they end up depressed and commit suicide because they never got to do anything fun and they weren't prepared for real life.
>> [_] Anon 2445569 >># >Why ignore glottal stops? Because of two things. The first is that no matter how universal certain things are, people still don't think they're "proper" or "right." The second is, the kind of cheapo actors they can get for stuff like this are really bad at striking a balance between speaking clearly, and sounding natural.
>> [_] Anon 2445571 >># >freedom as long as I agree with it You are fascist cancer
>> [_] Anon 2445572 This isn't SS This isn't SS at all
>> [_] Anon 2445576 >># What? I was criticizing the parenting method not trying to ban it.
>> [_] Anon 2445577 >># Go join the SS you fucking nazi
>> [_] Anon 2445579 >># I agree with you, but keep in mind, they think that this thing is dangerous and harmful, not just to them, but also to the kid who gave it to Caleb.
>> [_] Anon 2445582 >># >Being a hedonistic degenerated shitstain is the tru way of lyfe
>> [_] Anon 2445583 >># Go join /b/ you fucking troll!
>> [_] Anon 2445584 >># Can rule 34 it. Yes, it exist as I looked it up the first time this was posted on /f/
>> [_] Anon 2445585 >># Nice ad hominem there. How much does the Gestapo pay you fucking Jerry piece of shit? Go suck Rommel's dick.

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>> [_] Anon 2416906 >># lost it at the table scene
>> [_] Thunderblarg !ZXjpjcfUbc 2416916 This mom is a cunt, holy shit. I knew kids with parents like this growing up, goddamn
>> [_] Anon 2416927 Caleb, who likes magic? Jehovah or Satan?
>> [_] Anon 2416933 >># >rolling a cleric of JAYZUS
>> [_] Anon 2416934 >># Joke's on you. I'm a temple knight.
>> [_] Anon 2416942 eugh I had friends whose parents were like this. Amusingly they're all far more ardent atheists than i am.
>> [_] Anon 2416944 The strange thing about JWs is that they believe magic is fucking real, but it's a tool of the the devil and so is every reference to it in fictional media.
>> [_] Anon 2416948 >># This. What the fug, man?
>> [_] Anon 2416955 >forcing your religion and ideals on children who cannot understand their actions or make decisions for themselves. this gets me so pissed off. keep the world open, let your kids decide as they grow up.
>> [_] Anon 2416957 >># >Goodbye religion
>> [_] Anon 2416958 10/10 would strangle ignorant bitch with bare hands
>> [_] Anon 2416962 >># What's the sauce? Seems like some kind of shitty Saturday morning cartoon. But they can't be playing shit like this for kids, can they?
>> [_] Anon 2416969 >># It's likely some christian-only movie studio that churns these out. Plenty of closed-minded parents to snatch them up because "muh family values"
>> [_] Anon 2416972 >not letting your son become a wizard
>> [_] Anon 2416981 >># My mom is a ardent Christian but let me play Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic and violent video games growing up as well as buy guns with money that I earned. She is pretty cool for the most part.
>> [_] Anon 2416994 >tfw no qt mom to teach you the ways of Jehovah feelsokIguess
>> [_] Anon 2417002 >># Christians don't usually(from what I've seen) have the same hateboner for it, not anywhere near what JWs do.
>> [_] Anon 2417005 >># This is true. JW's and Catholics are more or less a cult where as Christianity is a legitimate and not nearly as hateful religion. (Much to the disbelief of militant atheists).
>> [_] Anon 2417009 >># My parents have been lax on religion for the most part, I was really the only one taking the effort for christianity Then /b/ ruined that for me when I was a freshman >tfw my dad recently became a devout christian in some niche group >he now refers to satanism as "the enemy", tries to point out how shitty fuccboi trends are the work of the devil, and gets worried whenever I joke about how I'm going to be a wizard I'm just glad he started after I already grew up; I do not want to end up like this kid. Wonder if he bangs his mum though
>> [_] /x/tan 2417013 >># this.. is actually true, nice dubs.
>> [_] Anon 2417015 >># >buying guns >not downloading them on defcad
>> [_] Anon 2417017 >># Ha. I wish I had a 3d printer. Also does anyone know why when I press tab it doesn't go down to the captcha box like it does on all the other boards?
>> [_] Anon 2417018 >># You're telling me, I usually use my TV as a monitor and sit on my gayming chair with my keyboard with an extended cable To avoid having to get up and get the mouse, I have to fucking Ctrl+f "[Post a" hit enter, paste whatever I replied with, then Ctrl+f "4ch" search for the one right under the comment section, Shift+tab backwards to the captcha box and then fucking solve and enter just to post Fucking /f/ man
>> [_] BusBitch !cSJ8Sr0/mU 2417019 >># Live in the south, there are more 'hateboner' Christians around there. Try as they might, they are quite hypocritical. Some of my ex-coworkers claimed to be hardcore christian, but were sleeping around like crazy at work. Like whales fucking whales kind of shit. My supervisor was JW though, impressing his views on everyone below him. He thought I was an evil little cunt for thinking the way I did.
>> [_] Anon 2417021 >># >wonder if he bangs his mum though I pffft'd some new splotches on my screen
>> [_] BusBitch !cSJ8Sr0/mU 2417022 >># ex-supervisor*
>> [_] Anon 2417023 >># Because moot hates /f/, remember?
>> [_] Anon 2417024 >># Catholics? eh, not nearly as bad as mormons. But I will point out that Christianity gets along nicely purely because they ignore a pretty large amount of their book.
>> [_] Anon 2417025 >># I've been browsing 4chan for a while but only recently started browing /f/. Only for like half a year.
>> [_] Anon 2417026 >># Mormons run rampant around these parts (Southern Oregon). They are so fucking annoying. They do the same exact shit as JW's here. They go door to door trying to recruit people. And yes, I do mean "recruit".
>> [_] Anon 2417031 >># >># Must be some fucked up Mormons around your parts. Most of the ones i've met have been decent, if a bit stubborn. They're usually just a "That's cool, believe whatever you want to." type. Mind, i'm also in Canada, so we don't have much of a Bible Belt or Deep South.
>> [_] Anon 2417033 http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/boa rd/attachment.php?attachmentid=950868&d=1 398302879 aaaata boy
>> [_] Anon 2417045 >># Its sad that if you keep telling the Mormons "no" when they come by they stop coming by. They dress their qt daughters so well.
>> [_] Anon 2417049 >># Just tell them you are buddhist and then ask them sternly what they ate that day. They leave you alone after that.
>> [_] Anon 2417052 >># Was actually saying I don't mind them coming by.
>> [_] Anon 2417061 I live in Houston and there are some weird Asian mormons down here. If you're white, there's probably religion going back a few generations or whatever, the inertia of family history, easier not to rock the boat and so forth. But Asian mormons? What's their excuse? How the hell does that even get started?
>> [_] Anon 2417070 >># meh it plays its roll even though many people take it way the fuck out of hand
>> [_] Anon 2417071 So much Satan worship going on in here. Hope you're all ready for your consequences, especially the shills. You've all had plenty of opportunity to learn the proper path, there's no excuse in the age of the Internet. I sincerely hope you manage to repent before you check out but I know better than to try to help anyone on here who doesn't already want help.
>> [_] Anon 2417075 >># Thank you, Father Caleb.
>> [_] Anon 2417080 >># Who do you think you're fooling buddy?
>> [_] Anon 2417081 >># >children who cannot understand their actions or make decisions for themselves. >HURR DURR LET CHILDREN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT AND MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T MAKE THEIR OWN DECISIONS There’s a reason society applauds when people like you get shot.
>> [_] Anon 2417084 >># More like you don't put anything into their minds when they are young and impressionable. Then nothing gets in there until later when they can make rational decisions.
>> [_] Anon 2417086 >># >More like you don’t put anything into their minds when they are young and impressionable. >don’t teach them anything during the years they’re most receptive to learning This is how mentally defective you actually are.
>> [_] Anon 2417088 >># I see what you're trying to say, but you're saying it all wrong. Go back to sleep.
>> [_] Anon 2417089 >># >because older people capable of making informed decisions can't learn anything Dumbass
>> [_] Anon 2417091 >># >strawman arguments Thanks. You lose. And there wasn’t even anything to be won.
>> [_] Anon 2417098 >># Time most susceptible ≠ only time susceptible, you cocksucking piece of mentally disabled shit. The world isn’t fucking black and white. Nowhere did I say anything whatsoever about being unable to learn after development is over. But in your world, human children would learn absolutely nothing at all until 25 when their brains stop developing. Not language, not morality, not societal interaction, not law nor right nor wrong. Oh, except since they HAD no development until then, they’ll be completely undeveloped and it will be impossible to teach them anything. See: feral children. You knobgobbling fuckface.
>> [_] Anon 2417099 >># This gets me every fucking time
>> [_] Anon 2417102 >># >Don't play with your wizard >Play with GI Paul now with new Afghani baby slaughtering abilities
>> [_] Anon 2417104 >># Sure is mad in here...
>> [_] Anon 2417107 >># >Implying that learning to read and religion are the same >Thinking meant kids not learning anything at all when the topic is on religion specifically What the fuck were we talking about you inbred twat?
>> [_] Anon 2417112 >hurr is that toy magical
>> [_] Anon 2417114 >># >I have no argument >my entire position has been completely disproven >HURR I SAY YOU MAD NOW YOU WRONG This is how mentally defective you actually are.
>> [_] Anon 2417115 >># im pretty sure its obvious that what he meant was kids shouldn't have opinions forced on them. facts, on the other hand, should always be taught (that includes the need to follow the law, etc.)
>> [_] Anon 2417116 >># >kids shouldn’t have opinions forced on them And this isn’t happening. You’re both faggots.
>> [_] Anon 2417118 >># >Mentally defective >Thinking that was actually me You're a southern hick baptist, aren't you? >># Problem with most Christians is that there is no such thing as opinions to them
>> [_] Anon 2417119 >># of course it's not literally being forced on them. how would that even be possible? but it's being strongly imposed.
>> [_] Anon 2417122 >># I NEED YOUR MONEY TO KILL BABIES BY ABORTION
>> [_] Anon 2417124 >># That was my first post in this thread dude... chill out, you'll live longer.
>> [_] Anon 2417125 >># Guess they shouldn’t learn a language, either, since that’s imperialistic. Just fuck off. >># >I have no argument >my entire position has been completely disproven >HURR I SAY YOU MAD NOW YOU WRONG This is how mentally defective you actually are.
>> [_] Anon 2417126 >># He's lashing out at everyone. Chill the fuck out man.
>> [_] Anon 2417127 >># That's entirely accurate. We are funding a culture of people with know idea of what consequences are and subsequently go out and have unprotected sex with randoms because their is a safety net in place.
>> [_] Anon 2417129 >># >>I have no argument You're right there! All I'm doing is stating the patently obvious: you mad as all fuck bro.
>> [_] Anon 2417130 >># but languages aren't a thing of debate. they simply are. i agree that if a family knows two languages or more, the most common of them in the real word should be taught, assuming their community speaks it as well. though of course a child can be taught more than one language.
>> [_] Anon 2417132 >># >but languages aren’t a thing of debate. they simply are. Holy fucking shit, you’re stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2417133 >># My kids are bilingual but we've focused on English as the primary. We live in the UK but my wife and two of my kids are born in Holland. I'm fluent Dutch, wife is fluent English (better than me sometimes an I'm British... curses). We waited until the eldest was four before we introduced Dutch as a daily about the house language because bi-lingual kids develop both languages slower and we didn't want her to be seen as the retard kid in school. She's far from retarded and now she's older she can speak fluently in both languages with literally no defecit in either. We're adopting the same learning approach to all of them, seems to work well.
>> [_] Anon 2417134 >># You knew what he meant, cocksucker
>> [_] Anon 2417135 >># SIXTY NINE SIXTY NINE WOO WOO sorry, obligatory ADD and all that
>> [_] Anon 2417139 Please stop fighting ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2417142 >># I read that as Bible Black for a second... >not having any Bible Black Clubs to invite girls to >i dont want to live on that kind of planet
>> [_] Anon 2417143 >># No you stop.
>> [_] Anon 2417144 >># >HURR DURR I NO KNOW HOW TO GET POINT ACROSS >YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN EVEN IF IT’S THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAY Eat shit.

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>> [_] Anon 2373418 This shit really rustles my jim jams, even more so since it's not even againt the religion..
>> [_] Anon 2373427 Oh, there's his childhood! aaaand its gone.
>> [_] Anon 2373428 >># This. It's just a generic wizard toy, who cares? It's not like the kid picked up an Ouija board.
>> [_] Anon 2373434 >># It's a gateway to Harry Potter, which is evil.
>> [_] Anon 2373438 >># what is the video called?
>> [_] Anon 2373439 >># Fun fact: The Vatican originally banned Pokemon because the creatures were considered abominations of hellfire.
>> [_] Anon 2373443 I would that mom.
>> [_] Anon 2373444 watched this with open-mouth smile who made this video? does anyone buy it?
>> [_] Anon 2373453 >># The mom sure buys it.
>> [_] Anon 2373475 Damn koolaid drinking childhood crushers. I knew a Joho growing up and he turned into the miserable asshole because he never got to do anything the other kids were doing and never got to be in the yearbook in any costume stuff like everybody else.
>> [_] Anon 2373477 >># Was it the parent's fault?
>> [_] Anon 2373478 I want to fuck the mom
>> [_] Anon 2373479 >># Are you sure? Can you source that? When I was a kid I read that John Paul II gave his blessing to Pokemon. http://www.theescapist.com/pokemon12.htm >># It's mostly Baptists, Mormons, and fringe Christian religions.
>> [_] Anon 2373480 >># No, it was Jehova's fault for despising magic
>> [_] Anon 2373482 I love midwestern accents. "Who likes magic? JeHOvah? Or SAY'un?"
>> [_] Anon 2373484 >they didn't even fuck
>> [_] Anon 2373486 anthropologically relevant, thanks OP. Shame that we are in 2014 and still this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2373490 >># Okay, perhaps not the Vatican itself, but there's a lot of Catholics who believe that games like Yugioh and Pokemon are evil.
>> [_] Anon 2373504 >Jehova *Shrek. ftfy.
>> [_] Anon 2373514 Fucking Jehova's Witnesses
>> [_] Anon 2373517 >># Holy fuck people like you piss me off. >Fun fact: I really have no idea what I'm talking about but will spread false information regardless Kill yourself before you become the Mom in this flash. Please.
>> [_] Anon 2373522 Not Mormons, actually. That's JW stuff
>> [_] Anon 2373529 Jahova sucks donkey dick. Also when the lady says "Sad" she really means Jahohass will go on a killing spree again lol.
>> [_] Anon 2373530 Lost my shit at "Who likes magic, Jehovah or Satan?"
>> [_] Anon 2373532 TIMMY PLAY WITH WIZZARD DOLL, JAHOVASS SMASH, JAHOVASS CRASH GRRRR! FLOOD THE WORLD MAKE JAHOVAS GO 9000 TURBO!
>> [_] Anon 2373535 >># >magic is bad >do you want jehovah to be sad? my sides
>> [_] Anon 2373536 This is child abuse
>> [_] Anon 2373546 >># Go fuck yourself with a cactus you just attempted to do what the mom in the video did
>> [_] Anon 2373553 to this day i still don't know why he throw the toy in the garbage, didn't he said it that his friend gave it to him?
>> [_] Anon 2373554 >># Once 99% of people become secular atheists who believe in science, logic, and reason, almost all wars would stop, trillions of dollars would be freed up for welfare and science, and we could start colonizing the galaxy. This is why once atheism becomes accepted as fact, and theism is treated as the mental illness that it is, there should be a three-step program to secure the scientific advancement of the human race.
>> [_] Anon 2373555 Praise Satan
>> [_] Anon 2373556 >># thats true almost 90% of wars were started because of religion
>> [_] Anon 2373560 >># I think the simplest means towards this would be more urbanization, more widespread internet access, and more people in universities. Of course, there are plenty of people who have so little the only thing worth believing in for them is a religion.
>> [_] Anon 2373561 >># >thats true almost 90% of wars were started because of religion Citation needed, sir.
>> [_] Anon 2373568 >># Yeah no. If you think the only thing that makes humans hate each other is religion, you need a wakeup call friend. People will always hate other people. On a different note I think the only time war will truly end is when all countries obtain weapons of mass destruction. It would be Mutually Assured Destruction, just like with the Soviets during the Cold War.
>> [_] Anon 2373569 >># These sort of messages do the exact opposite of what they're intended to do because they convey that the toy scares the adults more than the kid.
>> [_] Anon 2373570 >># I disagree, but I respect your contribution to the conversation.
>> [_] Anon 2373574 >># >># >># How's your first taste of pasta, guys?
>> [_] Anon 2373575 Speech skill increased to 50 Misleading Stupid People skill increased to 67
>> [_] Anon 2373576 >># Tastes like shit, what's a guy gotta do to get a burger around here?
>> [_] Anon 2373579 >># i actually remember watching this, i still play games such as ffxiv and such because i think it's a conscience matter, and think religon shouldnt rule your life.
>> [_] Anon 2373586 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOy2xaqbN Qc
>> [_] Anon 2373588 For a brief time, this was my mother.... Fortunately, she grew out of it. She still hates the things I like for personal tastes, but at least she's not trying to turn me into Norman Bates.
>> [_] Anon 2373595 >># >fedora atheists actually believe this Plenty of wars are started over territory or resources. Just look at Crimea.
>> [_] Anon 2373598 >># But that is a huehuehue not the Vatican
>> [_] Anon 2373599 >># >Children that play Nintendo need glasses after 3 years. I guess Jehova is supporting me being a gamer as I don't need glasses or contacts and been playing since I was 3.
>> [_] Anon 2373605 >># It doesn't matter, the stupidity is something that can be showed in every race and are more often in the one who live in group.
>> [_] Anon 2373607 >># My mom and I play SMT together. Step up, mate.

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>> [_] Anon 2358839 all through this i had a almost cheek splitting smile
>> [_] Anon 2358841 I get it. It's anti harry potter. Fuck that guy, turning children to satan.
>> [_] Anon 2358843 >picking a spellsword over a cleric >Into the trash it goes!
>> [_] Anon 2358847 Caleb is a fag name, I've never met a guy named Caleb who didn't want to suck my dick.
>> [_] Anon 2358851 A group of people had the time to animate and voice a video of this and didn't realise how bad it makes them look to everyone else in the civilised world >Stop liking what I don't like: the cult
>> [_] Anon 2358853 >># Oddly enough, the Caleb I've ever met pretended to be gay in middle school. Not sure what he grew up to be in the end, though.
>> [_] Anon 2358854 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8PsnlhL7 CQ
>> [_] Anon 2358856 This is fucking terrifying; like when you walk in on two overweight cousins doing it or hearing a child coldly recount being molested.
>> [_] Anon 2358857 >># >*stop liking what I say God doesn't like, or else
>> [_] Anon 2358858 Next time I make a mage character I'm naming him Sparlock.
>> [_] Anon 2358862 >># He wasn't pretending, and he is probably giving out gummies for meth.
>> [_] Anon 2358863 >># >tfw even playing a pally is heresy to these people >guys don't fight >let pelor into your heart >hey babe, wanna see my holy sword?
>> [_] Incredible Green 2358868 HE THREW AWAY HIS FRIENDS TOY WTF
>> [_] Anon 2358872 >># >I'm going to be moving soon can I borrow your toy
>> [_] Anon 2358873 This is very sad and disgusting; but, a good exposé.
>> [_] Anon 2358877 Hey, are you done playing with my toy yet?
>> [_] Anon 2358881 >Mormon jewsus
>> [_] = 2358889 I love posting this.
>> [_] Anon 2358909 jesus fuck
>> [_] Anon 2358928 But the toy isn't magical, it's a toy... or do they live in the Toy Story universe and know the truth? Also didn't that Jesus guy use magic to cure people?
>> [_] Anon 2358930 I LOVE RELIGIOUS GUILT
>> [_] Anon 2358934 am I the only one who's getting an incest vibe from this? that mom is totally going to fuck her son when he hits puberty if not before
>> [_] Dr. Feelgood 2358937 >># Miracles aren't magic. Magic is something else entirely. This is coming from a catholic minister, by the way. Also: Jehovahswitnesses.swf
>> [_] Anon 2358939 Ironic, Easter is the only holiday Jehovah's witnesses can celebrate, good show old sport
>> [_] Anon 2358942 >># Of course miracles aren't magic. That's why cleric and mage are two different character classes.
>> [_] Dr. Feelgood 2358949 >># That's.... not quite what I meant.
>> [_] Anon 2358954 If you throw away the bionicle masks they aren't satan magic anymore and just regular robots you can play with
>> [_] Anon 2358958 I want to see his mom spank him with a belt and call him dirty things.
>> [_] Anon 2358960 >># >a Catholic minister on 4chan that is sinful as fuck you goddamn hypocrite unless you're milking the Catholics for money, in which case I salute you
>> [_] Anon 2358967 This is giving me fucking PTSD flashbacks. Imagine this level of creepy, but with more yelling and screaming.
>> [_] Anon 2358973 Please read the rules and FAQ before posting. https://www.4chan.org/rules#f
>> [_] Anon 2358975 >># Except that's not what it says, at all.
>> [_] Anon 2358978 >># What gives you the right to declare what is and is not sinful, and by what basis do you say something is or not?
>> [_] Anon 2358981 >># Did Jehovah not like you seeing that comment
>> [_] Anon 2358984 I want to fuck that kid's mom.
>> [_] Anon 2358989 >># >mistagged video >not even remotely japanese content >[Guaranteed replies]
>> [_] Anon 2358991 All I said was that this snack was good enough for Jehova!
>> [_] Anon 2358994 >># *rock to the head*
>> [_] Dr. Feelgood 2358997 >># I admit to a little of both. I'll be honest, I believe the world would be better if everybody strove to be a little more to the idealistic view of Jesus portrayed in the majority of the new testament: An occasionally flawed, generally kind, possibly a little delusional man who believed that everybody deserved to be treated equally, no matter what their sins might be. (except the Jews). Like everything, I believe that the Catholic church needs to be taken with a grain of salt and a degree of moderation. The current pope said that heresy flies on the wings of fanaticism, and he's bloody right. Soon as you start believing (let alone acting on) in ANYTHING without a good, semi-logical reason, you're going to start making problems for everybody.
>> [_] Anon 2358998 >># >except the Jews I just can't not like you now, even for seriously believing in a magical jew zombie.
>> [_] Anon 2359010 >># He said he was a Catholic minister. I'm judging him from a Catholic perspective. Use fucking reading comprehension you twat. I went to a Catholic school for 10 years and was Confirmed when I was 18. I nearly went to a seminary before I decided I didn't want to live a lie for the sake of a career. >># I'm starting to like you.
>> [_] Anon 2359046 >># Um, the first might turn me on a bit as long as they're not ugly. BBWs can be sexy.

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>> [_] IaTM 2278178 Nice flurry. I honestly find this hilarious.

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>> [_] John Moses Browning 2266084 I hope the mother gets fucked by her child
>> [_] Anon 2266096 >># I want to make his mom very happy too!
>> [_] Anon 2266099 She just didn't have the money to pay for the movie ticket and didn't know how to tell her son. Maybe if she didn't scare off the husband things would have been different. I mean, did you see his snack? It was like one slice of ham and an empty cup of broken promises. I actually used to know a black kid who had parents like this. He wasn't allowed to see or read the Harry Potter books and wasn't allowed to participate in Halloween. He was a nice kid, pretty popular too, but damn nigga.
>> [_] Anon 2266101 >># Is this an actual cartoon? This is like blatant brain washing. Fuck whoever made this.
>> [_] Anon 2266102 >># My mom didn't want my brothers and I reading Harry Potter too because she heard of children starting to try dark arts. My dad gave us the books and told us that we could only read it if we accept it as fantasy.
>> [_] Anon 2266103 No fun allowed.
>> [_] Anon 2266104 And now the kid is going to hell for stealing by not returning the toy his friend lent him. Great work, Mom.
>> [_] Anon 2266106 >># >fantasy For real? I thought it was an autobiography or something.
>> [_] Anon 2266108 Did that little nig just throw out the 20 dollar toy I bought my kid ?!?!!
>> [_] Anon 2266110 >># Well at least I never became one of those autistic fucks who played quittage.
>> [_] Anon 2266117 >throw it out >not give it back
>> [_] Anon 2266119 Did you see the face the kiddo did when the mom said "you really want to play with something that Jeova hates?" The kid smile and innocence = GONE I mean, no problem if you're dealing with adults, but hey, thats a motherfucking kid, let the kids alone and decide (when they grow up) if they want to join your stupid ass religion
>> [_] Anon 2266123 >># It's not brainwashing, it's "family values".
>> [_] Anon 2266127 >># I guess that's true, but I think that I have to agree with this guy. >>#
>> [_] Anon 2266128 >># >quittage hahaha but yeah those guys are faggots
>> [_] Anon 2266129 >># That was my point. I know a lot of people who think being an awful person is okay in this apparently special circumstance.
>> [_] Anon 2266132 Call me a little edgy, and yeah I guess I am, but I laugh at these. That someone would really think something like this is fucking mind boggling. Did you know that they still make Chick tracts? I fucking saw a pile of them at a wal mart. Honest to god (no pun intended) Chick tracts. Shit nigga, I'd buy the shit out of Marloc action figures.
>> [_] Anon 2266144 I come from a long line of preachers and holy men. Even my dad is a preacher. You know what I grew up with? Harry Potter. Our family owns every movie and I even used to play magic the gathering back in the day. My point is, Jehova's witnesses are over reacting crybabies who are part of a cult the should send there overly happy asses to hell
>> [_] Anon 2266151 >># Jesus christ, how ironic. Christfags are the only ones taking fantasy seriously, and they say this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2266159 >># Problem is, it's the overzealous fucknuts who make ANY religion... or any CAUSE-religious or not- seem stupid, and their own actions hurt their own goals more than anything else.
>> [_] Anon 2266168 I think the only thing I find more hilarious/sad than Christfags believing this is real Is the fact that in order to believe that, they must believe magic is real.
>> [_] Anon 2266174 >># You're confusing jehovah's witnesses with pretty much any other form of Christianity. a good 90% or so of Christians aren't nutcases like the mom in this video.
>> [_] Anon 2266182 What if when Mom asked "is this toy magical?", the kid said "No"? What would happen?
>> [_] Anon 2266183 >># She'd call him on his bullshit. He already said it was a Wizard.
>> [_] Anon 2266184 >># I didn't read Harry Potter as I thought it looked like shit. To this very day it still looks like shit.
>> [_] Anon 2266185 >Adam and Eve >old as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2266187 American family values = mass scale brainwashing. This cartoon makes me sick. It's lunacy to teach Adam and Eve as if it where true in this time and age. My aunt lives in Florida. Ever since she moved to USA from Sweden shes become a brainwashed church addict sheep with one braincell left. She used to be independent, now she goes to church everyday to tell bullshit lies about what kind of dreams / revelations about Jesus shes seen to the other zombies so she can get her little moment in the spotlight and feel like she is part of a bigger purpose. She can't decide anything without having consulted to a priest first. USA, land of obedience. Here is a message to you American christian slave bastards, I will laugh when I see you dead with all your stupid prayers that do not exist. It's absolutely blatant why you have the dumbest asshats for kids the universe has ever seen. I hate your existence!
>> [_] Anon 2266188 >># That's Just Harry!
>> [_] Anon 2266191 >># No, he's a wizard.
>> [_] Anon 2266192 >># It's aimed at teens anyway, isn't it? But the movies are nice enough.
>> [_] Anon 2266193 The thing that blows my mind about this video is not that they believe in god, but that they believe in magic.
>> [_] Anon 2266194 >># >not allowed to participate in Halloween >The word Halloween or Hallowe'en dates to about 1745[17] and is of Christian origin.[18] The word "Halloween" means "hallowed evening" or "holy evening".[19] It comes from a Scottish term for All Hallows' Eve (the evening before All Hallows' Day).[20][21] In Scots, the word "eve" is even, and this is contracted to e'en or een. Over time, (All) Hallow(s) E(v)en evolved into Halloween. Although the phrase "All Hallows'" is found in Old English (ealra hālgena mæssedæg, mass-day of all saints), "All Hallows' Eve" is itself not seen until 1556.[21][22]
>> [_] Anon 2266195 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 2266196 You guys fall for this every single time.
>> [_] Anon 2266197 >># Hey. Hey anon. Maybe your aunt's just fucked up.
>> [_] Anon 2266198 >"Jehova" >Not saying Yhwh
>> [_] Anon 2266199 >># it's not that they're falling for it, it's just that this is 4chan and everyone has to show their internet buddies how cool and atheist they are
>> [_] Anon 2266200 >># It's not really "falling" for something.
>> [_] Anon 2266201 >># this seems like satire to me... yet i have the feeling its not..
>> [_] Anon 2266202 >># Yeah but evil spirits or some shit. It didn't really make sense to me either but it's not like I could (or really wanted to) talk to his parents about it.
>> [_] Anon 2266207 >># When Harry Potter came out I was either a preteen r a teen though. The stories didn't look interesting to me which is also why I barely watched the movies except maybe two of them.
>> [_] Anon 2266208 >># but I'm falling for YOU, Anon ♥♥♥
>> [_] Anon 2266209 >># to be perfectly fair, how does one pronounce Yhwh?
>> [_] Anon 2266212 >># Euphoric as fuck
>> [_] Anon 2266213 >># yah-way
>> [_] Anon 2266215 >># you cant. people like putting in vowels and saying theyre pronouncing it. you cant pronounce yhwh.
>> [_] ♨️ 2266216 I seriously expect some r34 of this soon.
>> [_] Anon 2266217 >># well fuck hebrew >># actually, hebrew doesnt have vowels
>> [_] Anon 2266219 >># To be fair, you should not hate anyones existence as they only exist for a short time as there is no afterlife, right? Right? Nothing we do has meaning.
>> [_] Anon 2266220 >># >># >religion is immune to criticism or you are a neckbeard
>> [_] Anon 2266221 >># i know that. thats why its spelled that way and what im getting at.
>> [_] Anon 2266226 >># >science is immune to criticism or you are an idiot
>> [_] Anon 2266227 >># >Oh your friend gave it to you!(San's mischief look)
>> [_] Anon 2266228 >># No, my aunt was brainwashed to the point of mindbreak. Feeded lies days and nights to no end. This is what you Christians do. You're all full of shit. She was studying microbiology before the brainwashing. I used to have fun talking to her, now i can't stand even looking at her pathetic existence for even a second.
>> [_] Anon 2266229 >># We all know your just angry men children that hated the fact that you had to wake up and go to church every morning and your the only guys in the youth group that didn't get laid. So you take it out on religion because your miserable fucks that blame church for your betaness along with a sense of superiority to make yourselves feel important.
>> [_] Anon 2266230 >># like this? http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/90988 2#search=Jehovah%27s_Witnesses
>> [_] Anon 2266231 >># which one are you if you're>>#, then by your logic no hebrew word is pronounceable if you're>>#, then yea
>> [_] Anon 2266232 No son you cant play with that because someone a long time ago said it was bad and if you do play with it you will go to this terrible place that everyone always talks about but no one has actual been there. its all here in my book of made up fairy tales
>> [_] Anon 2266233 I LIKED THE VIDEO pls post most religious content
>> [_] Anon 2266235 >># This >># And This Atheists should just grow up.
>> [_] Anon 2266238 >># confirmed retard of course you can pronounce it. just because it's not english doesn't mean it's not a word you ignorant slut.
>> [_] Anon 2266239 >># Do these kind of people actually exist?
>> [_] Anon 2266240 >># Your Fedora is on a little to tight there buddy.
>> [_] Anon 2266241 >># this comment >># does not criticize science at all. It's you sir that needs to grow up.
>> [_] Anon 2266249 >># how did anything you just said have anything to do with anything?
>> [_] Anon 2266250 >># How Euphoric of you, shouldn't you be sticking a banana up your ass like all atheists?
>> [_] Anon 2266256 >># Is euphoric the only word you know, bible cunt! why don't you go and pray for Jesus rotting dick like you always do you sheep.
>> [_] Anon 2266259 >># >Is euphoric the only word you know, bible cunt! It sounds like someone didn't get laid a Jesus camp. Just because your a virgin with aspergers doesn't mean you have to take it out on god. Your just mad at God because your not created privileged enough.
>> [_] Anon 2266260 guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 2266262 Man I just popped my head into to hear to see what all the hullabaloo and Jesus Christ there are a lot of autistic atheists in here. Atheism seems to be the cool trend with you kiddies today.
>> [_] Anon 2266263 >># You know it. this sort of thing is just bait for replies, OP totally wants some yelling in here.
>> [_] Anon 2266264 GuaranteedReplies.swf Newfags, newfags everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 2266267 >># All the new fags must be le redditors from /r/atheism.
>> [_] Anon 2266268 >># Not all atheists are like this. I'm an atheist, and I respect that you want to believe in god, bro. Whatever makes you feel happy/secure/like you have a purpose. I just think that life has no true purpose and you can do whatever and that there is no afterlife. If you want to keep faith in Heaven and Hell, I won't judge.
>> [_] Anon 2266272 >># just because the discussion was prompted by the video, doesnt mean the discussion isnt an interesting one to have
>> [_] Anon 2266274 >># What is there to discuss, the video is right magic is evil and kids should not be exposed to it. Things like Harry Potter, Twilight, etc create degeneracy among the youth. Only atheists with high functioning autism are against what the message of that cartoon is.
>> [_] Anon 2266275 >># So you've been to Jesus camp? Now i just feel sorry for you anon
>> [_] Anon 2266276 >># I had forgotten about that. Anyway, that's still better than pretending to have some high moral ground about gays being inferior then taking a wide stance in the men's bathroom. Or running on family values and paying a prostitute to diaper you as many christian leaders and politicians find themselves doing. He had messed up fetishes, he got had by the people on the other side of the webcam. He never pretended to being anything else than a doofus with poor judgement in his sex life. Now I'm going to go watch some white guys on black girls interracial creampie porn. And maybe some black guys on jewish girls.
>> [_] Anon 2266280 There is so much bait in this thread and they all go for it.
>> [_] Anon 2266282 religion needs to fucking die already.
>> [_] Anon 2266285 >># fatatheisttipshisfedora.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 2266289 >># Post the one where he tries to kill his dad by not picking up his toys. Caleb wants to break his spine so he can have that sweet sweet incest action on mom going.
>> [_] Anon 2266294 http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtow er/beliefs/251277/1/Interview-with-a-Jeho vahs-Witness-PornStar#.UuBm2rRMGM8 I googled Jehovah's Witness porn. I was disappointed
>> [_] !CyegodDESU 2266299 >83 Let the butt-hurt flow.
>> [_] Anon 2266301 >># that's because you ignored my earlier post: >>#
>> [_] Anon 2266307 >># I was looking for real ones not rule 34
>> [_] Anon 2266308 god damn lol making a case for housewives to pick up a religion except that this is really harmful for a lot of reasons, sad that someone took this seriously
>> [_] Anon 2266309 >># You'd figure brazzers would at list have made a damn video about witness chicks getting railed hard at doors they knocked on but no.
>> [_] Anon 2266310 Jehova's Witnessess don't even use † They think it's a pagan fertility symbol.
>> [_] Anon 2266314 that's some weird looking animation.
>> [_] Anon 2266316 >># That is a good observation you got there.
>> [_] Anon 2266318 mfw his name is caleb mfw they use the name Jehovah mfw Jehovah hates magic mfw voice actor from foster's home from imaginary friends

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[_] I♥† Anon 2231747
>> [_] Anon 2231771 And remember kids, if you see someone doing labor on the sabbath you have to kill them immediately.
>> [_] Anon 2231777 I remember my grandmother thought my Ninja Turtle toys were satanic because they were 'abominations' and 'affront to god'. I also remember when Pokemon, Harry Potter, Dungeons and Dragons, Rock music, Video Games, Horror movies, and just about anything that didn't have to do with Christianity was satanic. I also remember the day that I completely blew off ALL religion. Aaaaah, memories.
>> [_] Anon 2231779 Class A brainwasher in action. Woman is obviously a jedi.
>> [_] Anon 2231780 >># >Rock music sounds like your grandma just had to cut loose
>> [_] Anon 2231781 I do not ask that you stand, only that you kneel
>> [_] Anon 2231790 >># No, we're not treading this path.
>> [_] Anon 2231792 Some 180-proof creepy right here. >that's why jehova hates it >HATES IIIT >SKREEEEEEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 2231796 >># While Fedoras are obnoxious and smug, many of the more well known religions can be equally obnoxious and smug, but they want obedience on top of that. Fedoras are just the result of a counter-culture movement gaining steam. They're getting on the bandwagon early for what's left of the "I was in it before it was cool" credit. They don't really have a goal to speak of, they're just enjoying the smell of the Fedora. This is why no matter how obnoxious retarded atheists get or how much "Fedora" is spammed, I believe it's better to be a non-religious. Whether that's atheism, agnosticism or some brand of "Spirituality," such as non-specific deism, at the end of the day no one you respect is trying to hijack your system of ethics.
>> [_] Anon 2231807 I'm kind of wondering if maybe the Mom just didn't want to pay for their kid to go to the movies. Notice how she got all weird when he asked to go to the movies with his friends? That look of 'Oh shit... that's going to cost like 20-30 dollars.' >Jehova HATES MAGIC!
>> [_] Anon 2231812 If there is a god, there's no way any of us have any idea what he is like. Our texts are too antiquated and inconsistent to issue a picture even relatively accurate. It would be easier and better if people stopped caring about that sort of thing and worked to make this current life a better experience for everyone.
>> [_] Anon 2231813 Good thing we're all perfect saints in the lords eyes. /f/ is his chosen people.
>> [_] Anon 2231826 Personally now i don't believe any religion. The main goal is just not to be an asshole in life itself, just listen to the other side of things even if you do not agree with it, just listen and take as much info as you can to make the best judgement. But dont go make a kid throw away a fucking perfectly good god damn toy in the name of whoever, THATS JSUT BEING A FUCKIGN ASSSHOLE no matter what religon
>> [_] Anon 2231834 Anyone else notice the lack of a computer? Jehovah hates magic.
>> [_] Anon 2231841 The real answer is to be either a agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist. Because no matter what you believe, you should submit to the fact that you could be wrong, Its nice to see people see the evils of organized religion, and not necessarily being Gnostic atheists. Agnostic theist here.
>> [_] Anon 2231844 >># >piece of plastic >IS THIS MAGICAL?????
>> [_] Anon 2231847 >># Why not apathetic agnostic?
>> [_] Anon 2231852 >># Go for it, i wont judge.
>> [_] Anon 2231855 Oh boy Mom! What kind of snack did you make me?! A carrot stick, a bread stick, and a very small cup of water?! IT MUST BE MY BIRTHDAY!
>> [_] Anon 2231862 >># Might be due to the animators but it looked like this would have taken place when movies were $10 to go to.
>> [_] Anon 2231869 >># I say the real answer is to be no tagged name and follow anything you want after you make your assumptions of what there is out there or isn't. The moment you start listening to everyones views from one tag whether it's Christian or Apostle or Jewish or whatever the hell, is when you're just a sponge sucking up other's opinions as your own. Everyone could be wrong as no one has 100% proof on anything in the world.
>> [_] Anon 2231870 >># That's exactly what he said, you dolt.
>> [_] Anon 2231871 >guaranteed replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2231876 >># *fips tedora*
>> [_] Anon 2231877 >># Well I'm not an agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist.
>> [_] Anon 2231878 >># >mfw this is exactly what I do >mfw when i have no face
>> [_] Anon 2231884 Thanks for ruining my day, asshole. I hope Jehovah happy, because I'm sure not after watching this pile of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2231888 >># You should always feel pain and pity for yourself, my child. Yes, I am very happy.
>> [_] Anon 2231891 >># So you don't believe in god, but you don't doubt his existence either. Jesus, you're retarded.
>> [_] Anon 2231894 >># Because you either have to believe or disbelieve, right? Gotta be a black or white choice, eh?
>> [_] Anon 2231901 >># >replying to le epic troll Any rational person would say you are right.
>> [_] Anon 2231904 >># When someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!

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>> [_] Anon 2230253 old shit, no shitstorm 1/10 try harder
>> [_] Anon 2230259 What is this, /b/? Get a grip OP, /f/ is civilized.
>> [_] Anon 2230267 This really does happen. When we were looking for a new home, me and my mom roomed with some religious nuts. This was back when I was a kid, I played videogames like Halo and Pokemon. They locked both my console and my handheld in a separate room telling me I can't play them because they don't want the devil to corrupt there son Josh. He never even touched the internet until we were close to leaving, last I heard. He became a furry, has been in the phyco ward, and almost got arrested for sex RP'ing some underaged girl. [spoiler] TL;DR: Religious Nuts really do this to there children and most of them end up bat shit insane or become furries. [/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2230268 Jesus, throwing away the toy? At least give it back to the kid's friend, man.
>> [_] Anon 2230272 old swf is old
>> [_] Anon 2230273 Congrats OP I am sickened
>> [_] Anon 2230280 "Do you really want to play with something that Jehova hates?" "FUCK YEAH MOM IT'S WHATEVER THE FUCK THE WARRIOR WIZARD! HAIL SATAN!"
>> [_] Anon 2230281 >># Nice anecdotal evidence bruh
>> [_] Anon 2230282 >># And that's why religious nuts must be purged, Lolocaust style.
>> [_] Anon 2230285 >># It's hard to prove a memory don't you think?
>> [_] Anon 2230286 Haha, I wonder what that little faggot say to his friend next day.
>> [_] Anon 2230287 >># In this moment, I am euphoric...
>> [_] Anon 2230290 >># Nothing, because it's a fucking CARTOON!
>> [_] Anon 2230314 Wow I'm surprised. This is the longest this thread has been up without someone asking for porn of the mom.
>> [_] Anon 2230322 >># there's always a shitstorm
>> [_] Anon 2230323 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2230324 > OBEYING
>> [_] Anon 2230331 >># Rule 34 : 1 God : 0
>> [_] Anon 2230334 >># Flawless victoly.
>> [_] Anon 2230339 >guaranteed replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2230381 >># >/f/ is civilized POTATO KNISHES
>> [_] Anon 2230385 >># I tip my fedora to you
>> [_] Anon 2230388 >># You're doing the lord's work
>> [_] Anon 2230406 >># Still more civilized than /b/. /b/ has become a steaming pile of fermented shit. /f/ is all I have left.
>> [_] Anon 2230408 My parents weren't Jehovah's witnesses, but they pulled this exact same shit. >Couldn't watch anything that had magic in it >Couldn't watch anything that was violent >Parents could be totally okay with something, but the moment they found out it had "MAGIC" portrayed in it, suddenly it wasn't okay anymore >Growing up, loved Spyro the dragon >Played and beat the shit out of the first one >Got the second one, was loving it >My sister decides to be a bitch >Tells my parents it has magic in it, on closer inspection (Read: THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME HAS MAGIC ALL OVER IT) they take it >I get punished while the little she-bitch gets rewarded In short: Yes, religious parents actually do this shit to their kids for no other reason than muh religion. And it is terrible.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2230418 >># One day I will beat the shit out of your sister and your parents with my magical mormon stick
>> [_] Anon 2230430 >># It's rape time.
>> [_] Anon 2230434 >># At least in /f/, some people have the guts to drop a fucking safe on your knishes.

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>> [_] Anon 2199754 I demand R34.
>> [_] Anon 2199756 i rage evry tiem
>> [_] Anon 2199758 I would fuck her while she talks that way to me.
>> [_] Anon 2199759 >># OH YES TALK RELIGIOUS TO ME MHHHH TELL ME HOW WRONG THIS IS TELL ME OF HIS MYSTERIOUS WAYS BITCH
>> [_] Anon 2199764 That was some other kids toy That kid is that fucking kid
>> [_] Anon 2199766 >># >magical >reads filename GODDAMMIT THE MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD ARE COMING BACK
>> [_] Anon 2199780 Multi-classing, because you can run out of bullets.
>> [_] Anon 2199783 *tips fedora* keep the good work, gentlemen the world needs to know the horrors of having a religion Dawkins 4 life!
>> [_] Anon 2199787 >># it's funny because you're trying to be sarcastic but you're completely right
>> [_] Anon 2199795 >># :>)
>> [_] Anon 2199814 >># Does that mean they think the Harry Potter series is about Satan?
>> [_] Anon 2199817 >># You mean that you weren't aware that the Harry Potter "novels" are actually grimoires, teaching kids how to do REAL SATANIC MAGIC?
>> [_] Anon 2199818 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 2199820 >># I like imagining that 7 of the 103,000 Grimoires in Index's head were the fucking Harry Potter series.
>> [_] Anon 2199824 >># >># >any and all criticism of anything involving religion = le neckbeard
>> [_] Anon 2199825 These niggas dont even know that because adam and eve disobeyed JUHOVA we all exist.
>> [_] Anon 2199828 Man I thought the same thing. Hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 2199829 >># Yes, and that makes him sad. Not just JW, pretty much all sects of Christianity are on one level or another about the idea that all of humanity is infinitely awful by default and we need to spend every waking moment making it back up to God.
>> [_] Anon 2199847 >># http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1 There literally is some. Mein gott.
>> [_] = 2199849 >># WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
>> [_] Anon 2199860 >># >about the idea that all of humanity is infinitely awful And you disagree with this idea?
>> [_] Anon 2199864 >># Careful you don't cut yourself.
>> [_] Anon 2199873 Someone made this because it is what they believe. My sides are now beyond orbit.
>> [_] Anon 2199875 Why doesn't anyone question the fact that it is scientifically impossible for a snake to talk. What kind of message is the religion sending when you are punished for being tricked and not only you but all your children forever.
>> [_] Anon 2199885 I was raised in an ultra religious family. The most they hassled me with was a "Don't watch too much television, it makes people dumb". Boy, were they right.
>> [_] Anon 2199887 this gets posted again and again, and it never fails to create a shitstorm of "imsoedgycoolreligionsux" gj op, youre a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2199888 >># The particular brand of religion the video promotes does kind of sux, no edgy required.
>> [_] Anon 2199890 >what should you do with this toy? >Give it back to my friend? >NO YOU BITCH, SHOVE IT IN THE FUCKING TRASHCAN
>> [_] Anon 2199891 >># ha, I get it.
>> [_] Anon 2199893 >># Look where you are.
>> [_] Anon 2199895 Wow, this is a really well made and informative video. Saving for use in the future. Can we get anymore educational videos on here like this one?
>> [_] Anon 2199896 Actually I'm very curious about what Pope Francis would say about letting kids play with toys that represent magical characters, or read Harry Potter.
>> [_] Anon 2199897 >># except these threads are usually about religion in general, so no you got no point
>> [_] Anon 2199900 >># Where exactly is this happening? This thread is talking almost exclusively about the video.
>> [_] Anon 2199902 >># >># It's more that these things are passed around so the sort of people he called "fedora" nerds can have a cheap way to jack off on how enlightened they think they are.
>> [_] Anon 2199904 Every form of technology is a form of manipulation of nature that benefits us humans (aka "magic"). Do you think your house is evil? Is your car evil? Were the booster shots that helped your kid live past the age of 4 evil? Are the influenza shots that keep you going every year evil? Are the pills that are keeping your 82 year old mother from dying evil? People should really think about things before blindly accepting something.
>> [_] Anon 2199906 Related http://youtu.be/qepCaKQOLjg
>> [_] Anon 2199908 Thousands of people would literally be dead without modern advancements in technology(aka "magic").
>> [_] Anon 2199912 >># You're absolutely right. We must totally ignore any material related to this subject or be 'fedoras'. Now we can be cool too.
>> [_] Anon 2199914 Why do people still post this This isn't trolling or shit like that This is two sides of retards drooling and tripping over each other This is sad Humanity, folks
>> [_] Anon 2199916 >># With the recent Reddit incursions, people have been on edge. You should have seen /pol/ when some feminists tried to say their opinions.
>> [_] Anon 2199918 You made Mommy and Jehovah very happy, Timmy.
>> [_] Anon 2199927 Actually, if all "magic" is evil, Jehovah is still mad because they aren't running around butt naked, picking berries, and killing wild animals.
>> [_] Anon 2199935 >># This exact message, has it been posted before?
>> [_] Anon 2199936 >># Email him and ask
>> [_] Anon 2199948 >># I remember the good old days when we reacted to people's posts based on how stupid they were, rather than flippantly hand-wave everything as "hipster" / "fedora" / "feminist". The worst part is how about half of the shit being posted is actually dead serious. BACK IN MY DAY TROLLING MEANT SOMETHING.
>> [_] Anon 2199951 >># >"Reddit and SRS are invading us so we can just call everything "fedora" and not have to worry about making arguments!" Are you serious?
>> [_] = 2199954 >># I post things that gather a lot of attention because it helps fill the sucking void of loneliness in my soul, if only for a passing moment. Sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2199955 >># >># Quit with your fucking persecution complex, you're starting to sound like /pol/. This is funny and cringeworthy, and thus worth posting.
>> [_] Anon 2199956 >># This is of course overlooking that Jehovah / the garden of eden / etc is also outright "magic", too.
>> [_] Anon 2199958 >># Your words are lost on deaf ears. It's funny, because 4chan isn't going down the toilet because of supposed "invasions" by other websites, but rather the idiots who think these "invasions" are anything new and noteworthy and the idiots who also think that "fighting" a non-existent invasion is worth degrading quality of discussion over.
>> [_] Anon 2199960 >># We used to be able to flush this shit down the toilet by deleting the news board every now and then, but apparently that would violate their freedums.
>> [_] Anon 2199975 >># Pope Francis seems to be a pretty cool guy. He'd probably say something along the lines of "If you can tell the difference between fantasy and reality there is no problem with magical heroes. After all the Ilium and the Odyssey are considered classics of literature and have magical characters in them." But again most Catholics are a bit more level headed about this sort of thing. It is fundamentalist groups like Southern Baptists and Jehovah's Witnesses that get their knickers in a twist over fiction and people having fun.
>> [_] Anon 2199980 >guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2199981 >># Yeah I guess you're right. I'm actually rather impressed with Pope Francis so far.
>> [_] That Guy 2199983 This video makes Yehowah sad. Also this chat makes Him sad because everyone has misspelled His name.

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>> [_] Anon 2170532 All of my rage.
>> [_] Anon 2170534 Poor kid. He had his optimism for life crush. Wait, I'm a grumpy cat, this is good. (No, seriously, I hate religious indoctrination)
>> [_] Anon 2170536 I hate religious people
>> [_] Winged Kitsune 2170537 I believe in heaven and hell and all, but this is just way over the top, especially for a kid. Not all magic is bad, it just depends on who uses it.
>> [_] Anon 2170540 Religious people are all horrible parents amirite?
>> [_] Anon 2170548 >># Yeah, pretty much. Forcing your kids to believe utter bullshit by threatening them with eternal damnation is bad parenting in my opinion.
>> [_] Anon 2170550 >># Uh, no. Magic is fictional. That's where CGI Mom doesn't get it.
>> [_] Anon 2170551 Wait, he said his friend gave him the toy, but he never said it was to keep. His mom just made him throw out some other kid's toy. What a bitch!
>> [_] Anon 2170552 >># *tips*
>> [_] Anon 2170553 >># >Happily going to gun range for birthday >implying all religious people are exactly the same
>> [_] Anon 2170556 >># I'd say 'stupid' is similar enough.
>> [_] Anon 2170558 >># Daily reminder that Catholics invented the scientific method.
>> [_] Anon 2170560 Magic = Bad Miracles = Good ...
>> [_] Anon 2170564 >># That's nice. They also punished people for using it when it didn't serve their interests. Your point?
>> [_] The Student 2170567 >># His point was that religious is not synonymous with stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2170568 >># >># MAGNETS ARE GOOD
>> [_] Anon 2170570 NO FUN ALLOWED
>> [_] Anon 2170571 Jehovah loves you for OBEYing him
>> [_] Anon 2170573 >Implying God's love isn't unconditional and universal Jehovah's Witnesses should take the sticks from their collective asses and go fuck themselves with them. What a shitty denomination.
>> [_] Anon 2170574 >># this "friend"is shamrock he reverses ground magnets with touch
>> [_] Anon 2170623 >># My favorite response to this swf so far. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2170646 every fucking time the high mind that is 4chan reeks of summer i think that you should be forced to lurk for a certain period of time to gain posting privileges
>> [_] sage sage 2170650 >># Stop shitposting and go back to school
>> [_] Anon 2170651 GOD HATES THIS TOY HAAAAAAAAAAAATES
>> [_] Anon 2170656 i dont get the point both magic and god are fictitious
>> [_] Anon 2170657 OH GOD ITS A JEHOVAN WITNESS 3D ANIMATION ROFL
>> [_] Anon 2170660 Where can I buy one of those?
>> [_] Anon 2170666 >Warrior wizard. IT'S CALLED A SPELLSWORD YOU POOPERBUTT
>> [_] Anon 2170667 >># there you go
>> [_] Anon 2170668 guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2170691 >># its a battlemage spellswords are for plebs

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[_] LOOK INSIDE NOW Anon 2141729 facebook.com/jbswagstatus?__user=1000059 54582928 Found biebers personal Facebook via family friend >What do?
>> [_] Anon 2141733 >implying jehovah is real >implying satan is real >implying god is real
>> [_] = 2141734 >># >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying >implying
>> [_] Anon 2141736 >># >facebook.com/jbswagstatus?__user=100005 954582928 "This content is currently unavailable The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page." either way that mother can't be saved. not mentally or spiritually. shes a slave to her religion. that is no way to live. that child should be taken away from her.
>> [_] Anon 2141738 >># https://www.facebook.com/jbswagstatus
>> [_] Anon 2141752 >># What do we do with this information?
>> [_] Anon 2141756 As a Level 13 Paladin of Nethys I find this to be blasphemy!
>> [_] Anon 2141769 >># Post it to his twitter
>> [_] Anon 2141778 >># >mfw fan base sees this
>> [_] Anon 2141782 >># >># >># >># You fucking niggers.
>> [_] Anon 2141788 >># little boys snack was a wiener... >do you think that jehovah would be happy with you eating wieners?
>> [_] Anon 2141790 You know when you name your kid Caleb, he's gonna be a fuck up.
>> [_] Anon 2141797 I knew a Jehovah's Witness in elementary school. She wasn't allowed to sing happy birthday to anyone. This is why religion is killing America.
>> [_] Anon 2141799 If Jehovah cared that much about some kid playing with a toy he's got way too much time on his hands.
>> [_] Anon 2141804 >># yeah it works I lurked his profile but didn't do anything. I let him be.

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>> [_] Anon 2140009 Do you really want to play with something that YVWH hates? Like your dick? Time to cut your dick off.
>> [_] Anon 2140020 What kind of a dick hates magic
>> [_] Anon 2140023 religious parenting at it best! your child doesnt do what you tell them to? tell them they'll burn in hell!
>> [_] Anon 2140028 >># Honestly I thought this was some top-notch parenting, calmly and rationally explaining the values she wants her child to have and live by.
>> [_] Anon 2140030 You can just see the kid's childhood being destroyed. It does not make me feel sympathetic towards their point of view, I feel bad for the kid who just wanted a boss Warrior-Wizard toy. I wonder if the animators actually hate the people they are doing the work for.
>> [_] Anon 2140035 >># Because the parent's capacity to read YVWH's intention is complete and absolute, and interrogating YVHW's intention hasn't been an ongoing problem for Jewish, Christian and Islamic theologians for thousands of fucking years. No, you see a small piece of plastic and know instantly that it refers to practices abhorrent to YVWH.
>> [_] Anon 2140037 Wow... this is tantamount to child abuse the way she instills guilt in him like that. This is emotional abuse. A parent that does this would never let their kid out from under their control, especially when they're in their teens. He'll be hard pressed to ever be able to think critically and independently for himself which could impact him negatively. I'm not sure if this is supposed to show the mother's views in a positive light or to show a deconstruction of fundamentalist religious parenting.
>> [_] Anon 2140038 I'm sorry... what? Satan does magic, but God doesn't? And unless I heard right, the kid say it's a wizard... not some warlock that would be using dark magic or whatever. The mother used religion to make the kid get rid of something she didn't like. That's how I see it. Even the look on her face pisses me off when she smiled when she got him to do what she wanted. Looked more of an evil grin like "yes, throw it away yes >:)". Mother was satan. Confirmed.
>> [_] Anon 2140039 What a cunt. She was acting like he had a choice, but you know that, if he said that he wanted to keep the toy, he would have been grounded. Plus, she's preventing him from going out to see a movie with his friends, which is really going to stunt his social growth. He'll end up here some day, hating her.
>> [_] Anon 2140042 >># Maybe it's the origin of Ariel Castro.
>> [_] Anon 2140045 THAT FUCKING DOOR IS STILL OPEN. FUCK THAT KID. LETTIN' IN ALL KINDS OF BUGS AND SHIT.
>> [_] Anon 2140051 WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-how-howwww.... "Magic is bad. YHWH hates that." Ergo, hate is good. This is either a logical fallacy or some seriously evil YHWH shenanigans, but either way if you know this kid you should take pity on him and try to make friends. Because otherwise he'll have none, forever.
>> [_] Anon 2140053 >># >># >># kikes. >># >># >># >># tips fedora.
>> [_] Anon 2140055 >># Maybe you don't realise the point in using YVWH instead of Jehova. I'll give you a hint: it isn't because I'm Jewish; in fact, precisely the opposite.
>> [_] Anon 2140058 >># dont jewish people say g*d?
>> [_] Anon 2140062 >># nope
>> [_] Anon 2140063 >># The tetragrammaton is TOO LEWD for Jews.
>> [_] Anon 2140064 >># why would you be sensitive about using the word god if you are the opposite of jewish?
>> [_] Anon 2140067 So is this the state of /f/ now? Just poor quality rips from Youtube stuck into a swf file?
>> [_] Anon 2140073 >># I doubt any sane people go looking for religious cartoons on jewtube.
>> [_] Anon 2140078 >># Because we don't know the real vowel points, and I'm rubbing the fact in the face of people who believe they're using the name of god when they're using scholarly conjecture from the 16th century? They don't even know their own god's name. The best they can do is an acronym.
>> [_] Anon 2140081 >># technically no one knows gods name. you cant say its YHWH either... literally. because there is no way to pronounce that unless it's just a huge exhaling of a "yuh-wuh" under your breath
>> [_] Anon 2140082 g-d is d-d
>> [_] Anon 2140083 >># YHWH of course isn't. But it is closer data than Adonai. Given the fucken Jews I'd suspect that YHWH is an euphemism for an even earlier name that they fully forgot through sacralisation of the name. The central point being, I'm using the only certain knowledge we have to rub it into the face of a toy hating christian cunt who says Jehovah.
>> [_] Anon 2140085 >># honestly never understood where the hell they got jehovah from as it sounds really really stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2140088 >># tilting against windmills aren't you? Christ ease up on cocks mate.
>> [_] Anon 2140089 what the fuck is yhwvh, yhwh yvwh
>> [_] Anon 2140091 >># Mote in mine for the rod up yours mate.
>> [_] Anon 2140095 >># Jewspeak.
>> [_] Anon 2140097 guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2140105 Funniest shit I've seen in a while, right on /f/!
>> [_] Anon 2140106 YVWH is what educated people call the god that jews christians and muslims worship Jehovah is how some people chose to pronounce YVWH. all you dessert religion morons are too busy sucking YVWH's cock to ask it's name.
>> [_] Anon 2140107 >># No not all of us. Please don't generalize.
>> [_] Anon 2140110 hypocritical since it was made on a computer, which runs largely on magic.
>> [_] Anon 2140111 >># This guy knows what's up!
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2140114 The Op of this must have a massive super boner by now.
>> [_] Anon 2140120 >># only attention whore faggots get off when people agree with their ideas. Unless your implying that: >every anon on 4chan is an attention whore faggot that gets off on posting agreeable ideas.
>> [_] Anon 2140125 >># im pretty sure he mean that the op is having a boner from all the replies and arguments in the comments that he created from just submitting the flash making him feel like g... yh.... jaho... whatever you want to call him
>> [_] Anon 2140131 >># i call him my magic sky daddy
>> [_] Anon 2140143 http://puu.sh/3UYWQ yep
>> [_] Anon 2140150 >># Oh fucking YVWH why
>> [_] Anon 2140154 >># fucking justice
>> [_] Anon 2140156 >># >http://puu.sh/3UYWQ Whats going on there? He's hotdogging his mom's ass over an exercise ball?
>> [_] Anon 2140157 SO what's the difference between magic and miracles then? Hard Mode: No referencing of video games in your answer.
>> [_] Anon 2140161 >># if jesus does it its a miricle otherwise its magik protip: i hope jesus never come back for his own sake because the first miracle he performs is gonna get him burned as a witch
>> [_] Anon 2140169 "Is this toy... magical?" "No, mom. It's a fucking toy."
>> [_] = 2140172 Holy shit you guys
>> [_] Anon 2140174 >># A miracale is considered an ability of God while magic... what the fuck is magic, anyway?
>> [_] Anon 2140175 I was hoping for some straight shota...was very disappointed
>> [_] = 2140177 >># Damn straight.
>> [_] !4X8vLLNDE2 2140180 >># "Magic" is the word used by simple minds to explain phenomena they can't understand. "Miracle" is the word used by simpletons to describe what happens when something good happens to them, whether it is explainable or not.
>> [_] Anon 2140186 Fucking JWs... I cry out for magic when I feel it dancing in the light.
>> [_] Anon 2140189 Does god approve of throwing away things that don't belong to you or your son, you righteous bitch?
>> [_] Anon 2140193 >># jesus has already returned, his name is criss angel
>> [_] Anon 2140195 >># dude, you just freaked my mind
>> [_] Anon 2140214 >># >># *elaborate pun involving freaks and minds*
>> [_] Anon 2140224 posting in a shitstorm
>> [_] Anon 2140235 Someone get an expert on the horn, I want to know what magic is! And if God is so great then why can't he do magic?
>> [_] Anon 2140237 >># >implying God isn't almighty heresy
>> [_] Anon 2140239 Is this made to citique religion or to promote their view? no sure actually
>> [_] Anon 2140241 >># I'm sorry :(
>> [_] Anon 2140242 "Obey me or burn in hell." I don't negotiate with terrorists.
>> [_] Anon 2140243 >># what if the terrorist was a wizard?
>> [_] Anon 2140246 I'm not sure if the irony here was supposed to be as strong as it is. Children playing with the fiction of magic is more or less the equivalent of adults believing in a deity, only the latter is more pathetic because those in question are at an age where they're actively detouring around critical thought. This kind of shit makes me want to take voting rights away from these poor fools, as it's obvious they aren't able to properly wield such responsibility.

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[_] This will destroy you = 2082585 i cri evrytiem ;-;
>> [_] Anon 2082590 dem hips
>> [_] Anon 2082592 hhahahaha crush that kids joy.
>> [_] Anon 2082594 Ahh yes religious parenting 101 if your child doesn't do as you say, tell them that god will make them burn in hell if they don't
>> [_] Anon 2082595 I want that woman to breastfeed me as she talks to me like she talks to that kid.
>> [_] Anon 2082597 http://puu.sh/3UYWQ.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2082600 Doesn't even give it back to his friend who gave it to him, just throws it away. But at least his magical sky friend is happy with him.
>> [_] Anon 2082601 anti-/pol/, the movie
>> [_] Anon 2082609 ITT: angry porn-addicted atheists get angry because a mother doesn't want her kid playing with a wizard action figure. This is why Atheists are the least-liked and most distrusted group in America. You guys are so bitter and angry about the most insignificant things, you over analyze everything and flip out at people who don't deserve it. Grow up.
>> [_] Anon 2082610 >># thank you
>> [_] Anon 2082613 >># Conditioning a child to be scared of an imaginary being is "insignificant" Ok.
>> [_] Anon 2082620 >># Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2082621 i want r34 of the mother please do you know who wants you to give me r34 jebus
>> [_] Anon 2082622 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 2082624 >># I'm impressed.
>> [_] Anon 2082625 >># God, Atheists really are autistic.
>> [_] Anon 2082626 >># Stop trolling the militant athiests, it's beneath you.
>> [_] Anon 2082628 >># gr8 argument
>> [_] Anon 2082629 >># You don't need logic when you have faith.
>> [_] Anon 2082631 >># You don't need faith when you have logic. #Euphoric.
>> [_] Anon 2082632 >># Thanks for proving my point.
>> [_] She Threw away Magical Trevor! Cartmans_Older_Brother 2082633 I knew there was a reason Jehovah was a cunt..
>> [_] Anon 2082650 goddamn. if she wasn't a single mom and actually had a husband, I bet he would beat the shit outta her for talking like a religious retard.
>> [_] Anon 2082653 >># I have faith you will die horribly and experience the horror of mortality. #swagga #fedorapride
>> [_] Anon 2082655 >># You just took the Lord's name in vain.
>> [_] Anon 2082658 Oh hey, I've seen this before.
>> [_] Anon 2082659 >># You know what God really wants us to do? Make fun of people who were born with autism, on the internet.
>> [_] Anon 2082660 >># >># Why do you assume these people are atheists? Some of you Christians believe that you either believe in God, or is an Atheist. Haven't you heard about the hundreds of other religions out there?
>> [_] Anon 2082665 >># Y'ALL EITHER SPEAK 'MERICAN, OR YER FOREIGN-TYPE.
>> [_] Anon 2082677 It has only begun
>> [_] Anon 2082683 >># bait, anyone who takes this seriously is an idiot because it's obviously fucking bait.
>> [_] Anon 2082684 I find the worst thing about this the fact that she made him throw away a toy his friend gave him instead of giving it back
>> [_] Brotherman Bill 2082685 >># The brotherman bill calls bait on this, if you fall for it you are truly ill, rra-da-da-da-da-da-daaaa
>> [_] Anon 2082690 Requesting r34 on the mom.
>> [_] Anon 2082692 >># >># >># http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2082694 >># mother fucker
>> [_] Anon 2082695 >># ?
>> [_] Mr.boss 2082697 aaand the cartoon's review : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-sSV2Nh0 rc
>> [_] Anon 2082699 >># That's enough /f/ for today
>> [_] Anon 2082704 >># You might be on to something there.
>> [_] Anon 2082707 I have never seen this posted without getting at least 40 replies
>> [_] Anon 2082709 repost is repost end this shit oh ya and HAIL Satan!
>> [_] Anon 2082711 that mom wreaks of evil
>> [_] Anon 2082723 >atheists getting this mad over a cartoon lol
>> [_] Anon 2082726 >># Sadly

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>> [_] Anon 2077942 NoFunAllowed.Religion
>> [_] z̳̳̬͔̳͇͇͕ͪͤ̏̓̒z̻̭͊̉͂͛ͬ͑̏͐ 2077948 Sorry, I thought this was going to turn into something more interesting. I was hoping she'd drop her clothes and ride the son like he was a horse then claim he's bigger than his father.
>> [_] Anon 2077950 no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun
>> [_] Zharkos 2077951 what's this gypsy shit
>> [_] Anon 2077952 tfw no fun allowed
>> [_] Anon 2077953 >># and shitty quality.
>> [_] Anon 2077956 here, have this bible
>> [_] Anon 2077958 Christians are only instructed to stay away from divination, spiritism and such nonsense. Otherwise Tolkien would never have written his books.
>> [_] Anon 2077964 Antimage would be proud.
>> [_] Anon 2077971 GUARANTEED REPLIES ERRYTIME SOME PEOPLE JUST GOTTA VENT THEIR PENT UP RAGE
>> [_] Anon 2077977 Sparlock, attack! Oh, no, it's Sparlock! Who can save us? Sparlock can! Activate the magic, Sparlock! What the hell's going on here?
>> [_] Anon 2077991 >># I RENEW MY OATH TO DEFEAT ALL SORCERIES!
>> [_] Anon 2077995 Mom is a level 80+ paladin
>> [_] noko 2077998 Oh god, I got excited for a sec when Warframe beeped as he looked at the toy XD I thought it was going to explode
>> [_] noko 2078004 Need rule 34
>> [_] Anon 2078006 It's a pity that the kid is going to hell for being a thief by not returning the toy his friend lent him.
>> [_] Anon 2078007 >># Fuck off
>> [_] Anon 2078016 >># THIS
>> [_] Anon 2078018 What a well balanced, christian cartoon. I feel more godly when I watch this.
>> [_] noko 2078020 >># No fuck you
>> [_] Anon 2078021 >># Hey, don't drag Christians into this. Jehovah's Witnesses are on their own.
>> [_] Smart Jew 2078022 God said, stay away from black magic, not safe shit like this, the only thing bad is practicing black magic, not this bullshit the mom is saying, fucking christians
>> [_] Anon 2078024 >># But they aren't Christians. Why are we always paired with crazy people!?
>> [_] Anon 2078032 My mom was like this. I think even she has realized it was stupid at this point.
>> [_] Anon 2078038 I worked with a Jehovah's Witness once. They're not allowed to celebrate their birthday, Christmas, anything really.
>> [_] Anon 2078044 dafuq she tells her child to throw awy some other kids SPARLOCK
>> [_] Anon 2078046 >Go to school next day >Sorry I had to throw your toy away, it was evil >Get beaten up and called a faggot
>> [_] Anon 2078047 magic is an abomination
>> [_] Anon 2078050 >># This except when I was watching I thought that his mom was suspicious that he stole the toy from his friend. I thought that was why she said "your friend, huh?" in a skeptical kind of manner. Like, maybe her asshole son beat the kid up and took his toy. BUT NO... that would require more superior writing skills than closed-minded Jehoovis are capable of.
>> [_] Anon 2078051 >># >># JWs are Christians.
>> [_] Anon 2078052 yeah... dont drag the christians into this one... thats crazy witness crap... they be all like... NAHHHH .... but we be all like w/e.... one old friend of mine was a witness... found out next day and said fuck of bro... you dont have a birthday so your still 0 years old... i dont chill with babys nigga.... u herd dat? word
>> [_] Anon 2078070 >># They are an off-shoot of Christianity. Kind of like a spin-off. Their beliefs are fringe enough to alienate them from the rest of the Christian faiths. Different than Islam, which is more like a sequel nobody wanted.
>> [_] Anon 2078075 >># So like mormons, then.
>> [_] Anon 2078079 >># Here's your rule 34! http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2078080 >># Pretty much. It's like taking the someone from the conservative Christian far right and throwing them beyond the graph. I grew up a Christian, and we were taught that while magic isn't a Godly thing, it's just something to not make into an idol. Harry Potter, whatever- it's all fine as long as we don't make it the centre of our lives.
>> [_] Anon 2078081 >># doing jehovah's work indeed.
>> [_] Anon 2078085 >># uhhh oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god uhhh oh god oh jesus uhhhh
>> [_] Anon 2078090 hahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 2078098 jehova shitnesses
>> [_] Anon 2078101 >># All religions are fucking spinoffs you dolt. Mainstream Christianity has had all of its texts altered over millennia. Even the original 'Christian' set of mythology was borrowed from everywhere else for it to gain popularity.
>> [_] Anon 2078105 >># Atheism is just the worshiping the Scientist.
>> [_] Anon 2078108 >># I don't even
>> [_] Anon 2078112 >># guaranteed replies? Jeohovah bless this moron
>> [_] Anon 2078114 >># The fuck dude
>> [_] Anon 2078119 Damn, those are some good child bearing hips she got there...
>> [_] Anon 2078138 >># Totally beside the point being made.
>> [_] Anon 2078146 Hahahahah nice find OP.
>> [_] Anon 2078154 >># Your obvious mastery of the English language has convinced me, good sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>> [_] Anon 2078155 >># And what's the point being made?

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>> [_] Anon 2065377 I want Rule 34 on that mom.
>> [_] Anon 2065380 JAHOVA
>> [_] Anon 2065381 >># http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2065385 >># Thanks m8
>> [_] Anon 2065390 thats awesome , they captured ruining an entire childhood in a 10min cartoon
>> [_] Anon 2065393 Wow that mom is a real fuckin buzzkill. What a bitch. I bet that kid has no friends now.
>> [_] Anon 2065394 Oh god I can't tell if this is supposed to be satire
>> [_] Anon 2065398 Magic is bad. That's why Jehova HATES it. Do you really want to play with something that Jehova HATES?
>> [_] Anon 2065404 >># was about to say the same thing. Also she is such a bitch. She just threw away her kids friends toy it wasn't even his! WTF
>> [_] Anon 2065415 >Attack, Sparlock! >Oh no it's Sparlock! We need someone to save us! >Sparlock can! >Activate the magic, Sparlock! What even is happening?
>> [_] Anon 2065418 1. Christians cant animate worth shit 2. using a gay mans devil invention to spread Christan beliefs 3. needs more kek
>> [_] Anon 2065425 and they claim what they do ISN'T brainwashing...
>> [_] Anon 2065430 Man, this makes the Veggietales I watched as a kid look like Dawkins propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2065432 Guaranteed replies.
>> [_] Anon 2065438 >># Kinda. Can I go fuck some heathens at the sacraficia- i mean watch a movie with my friends?
>> [_] Anon 2065440 >># Don't you dare talk shit about Veggie Tales, dude.
>> [_] Anon 2065442 >># saw some rule 34 on larry the cucumber the other day. yea. visualize it i just ruined your fucking day.
>> [_] Anon 2065443 >># No, you didn't.
>> [_] Anon 2065448 >># you made me do this http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2061# search=Larry_the_Cucumber you're welcome.
>> [_] Anon 2065454 >># this is totally not the right style. Christians can't into inverse kinematics so all the appendages are floating spheres. Therefore, his dick should be a floating glans.
>> [_] Anon 2065457 >># I followed your link, and my day remains unruined. I feel kind of bad betraying your expectations like this...
>> [_] Anon 2065460 >># Since when do they have appendages?
>> [_] Anon 2065474 >># I meant limbs, sorry. Their hands are floating balls.
>> [_] Anon 2065483 >># jehovah is his friend
>> [_] Anon 2065489 This really rustled my jimmies.
>> [_] Anon 2065494 >># i laughed
>> [_] Anon 2065505 >># >christians >Jehova
>> [_] Anon 2065509 wtf is this shit? im beyond mad...
>> [_] Anon 2065516 Nice Rule 34. Her face at the end is the face of Satan if I ever saw it. Oh, and nice Rule 34.
>> [_] Anon 2065520 They said Jehovah stone them.
>> [_] Anon 2065524 When's the last time you saw a Jewish movie that encouraged throwing away friendship for god? Also we have that Hanukkah movie and that's pretty okay. Jews 1 Jahova's witnesses 0
>> [_] Anon 2065525 >># jidf please go
>> [_] Anon 2065531 >># Are you lost, /pol/?
>> [_] Anon 2065534 Magic: The power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces. Sounds a lot like god to me.
>> [_] Anon 2065537 >># That's why he doesn't want other people using it
>> [_] Anon 2065539 >># God supposedly influences political events, sways the hearts and minds of human beings and creats natural disasters as if casting some elemental spell. God is a hypocrite. or at least the person who came up with the idea of jehova.
>> [_] Anon 2065541 >># He may be a hypocrite, but he's a hypocrite with enough magic powers to incinerate souls, and is very touchy about his manhood's problems
>> [_] Anon 2065554 Some people think this is about Mormons, but I as a person who grew up in a Mormon household, I can say that no, this isn't what Mormons are like at all. Jehovah's Witness on the other hand, they are the ones who hate magic. And in my response to this, I shall read from the book of Dio, album one, song eight, verse one, line four... I CRY OUT FOR MAGIC! I FEEL IT DANCING IN THE LIGHT!
>> [_] Anon 2065555 ACTIVATE YOUR MAGIC YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA
>> [_] Anon 2065556 >># I would like to read from the book of Malachi, 2:3 - "and behold, for I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces."
>> [_] Anon 2065561 >># lrn2religion. Jehova's Witnesses are christians. It is even said in the bible and any educated christian will admit to you, god's name is Jehova, which means "causes to become" but other christians think his name is too holy to speak. The difference between witnesses and the average christian cult is that they believe humans will be resurrected and live on a paradise earth, while only 144000 will go to heaven. Normal christians think all humans go to heaven and the earth will be destroyed, rapture and all that. I in no way endorse either side and say they're both huge faggots, witnesses are just more annoying since they're at your house every saturday.
>> [_] Anon 2065565 >># Jehovah* forgot the H from seeing you all type it wrong in this thread. My source is I grew up as a witness kid and hated it because of events like this on a daily basis. Had no friends, makes life hard in the future where you don't have a forced institution where you meet like ages and like minds.
>> [_] Anon 2065596 SAY EN
>> [_] Anon 2065605 The sad thing is some people are actually like this
>> [_] Anon 2065609 >># I have a local christan church that many of my friends attend that acts far more severe towards magic. i shit you not, they burned a pile of Disney movies because they where "brainwashing" their children. this kind of behavior is not exclusive to Jehovah's witnesses
>> [_] Anon 2065613 >># in that regard the church is right, disney movies are nonsense yet burning them in a pile is going too far. Only the church's magic, Jesus magic, Jehovah/God magic or miracles is okay.
>> [_] Anon 2065619 >># they actually protested a game of dungeons and dragons too. this is a town of like 4000, so its really KKKish when a mob of church crazies is standing outside some nerd's house calling these unfortunate virgins devil warshipers.
>> [_] Anon 2065622 >># should be renamed guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 2065628 >># I'll believe that. Life is really a "miracle" when we think about it. Fragile planet, and very exact conditions for life to exist. But then we have religion ruining this great gift and what could be great experience by the violent preservation of ignorance. The shunning of science and imagination should be seen as immature, not a religious freedom.
>> [_] Anon 2065637 50 replies and counting
>> [_] Anon 2065643 >># I knew you guys would like this
>> [_] Anon 2065644 they're not christian, they are a sect called "Jehovah's Witnesses"
>> [_] ÁDÁZ a SÜN! 2065646 I'm fucking mad now, that religious propaganda make me sick. srsly.
>> [_] Anon 2065651 >># Devil Warship is best Warship
>> [_] Anon 2065652 >># >># >># >Attack, Discord! >Oh no it's Discord! We need somepony to save us! >The Mane 6 can! >Activate the magic, Mane 6! And there you have every season of MLP ever.
>> [_] Anon 2065653 >># naah man, religion doesn't make you sick, chlorine in the water makes you sick, fluorine in your toothpaste makes you sick, aspartam in your bubblegum makes you sick so get your facts straight nigga

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>> [_] Anon 2054581 good movie bro
>> [_] Anon 2054586 Satan is bad(ass) that's why Jenova hates him! but Jenova is an emo alien bitch that spawns shit like sephiroth
>> [_] Anon 2054587 what did i just put in my eyes
>> [_] Anon 2054589 see, this is why we cant have nice things.
>> [_] Anon 2054590 let's be honest, she got more time to do what ever and doesn't have to pay for over priced popcorn/drinks and tickets
>> [_] Anon 2054591 http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazi nes/wp20130801/is-pornography-harmful/ lol
>> [_] Anon 2054594 >># WHAT EXPERTS SAY: Pornography is highly addictive, with some researchers and therapists even likening it to crack cocaine. Brian, * who was hooked on Internet pornography, relates: “Nothing would stop me. I felt like I was in some sort of trance. I would literally shake and develop pains in my head. I struggled to stop, but years later I was still addicted.”
>> [_] Anon 2054599 >># Pornography can also hurt children more directly. Brian, mentioned earlier, explains: “When I was about ten, I accidentally found my father’s pornographic magazines while playing hide-and-seek. I started looking at them secretly, not really understanding why I was attracted to such images. That started a destructive cycle that lasted way into my adult years.”
>> [_] Anon 2054602 >># Pornography addiction is so secretive and shameful that you feel you can’t ask for help. You think you can beat it by yourself. But that is not true. You can beat it only with help. So I swallowed my pride and opened up to my wife.
>> [_] Anon 2054603 >># >beat it by yourself
>> [_] Anon 2054606 >># I've been looking at porn and masturbating since 4th grade. The only thing it has done, it made me no longer attracted to 3DPD. Which isn't a bad thing if you think about it.
>> [_] Anon 2054608 If they were going to make a propaganda film then they should have at least made the kid seem happier to get rid of all the shit he likes in the name of his God. Having him all depressed and shit shows that giving up things that make you happy will ultimately make you sad...
>> [_] Anon 2054616 Thats just mean. Why make your son sad for no raisin
>> [_] Anon 2054632 >># cuz jahova is mor important stupid idiot
>> [_] Anon 2054640 >Obey me or I'll be sad. Great way to teach your kids. Do what I say or I'm going to hurt you. Not like this relates back to the primitive ages or anything. Also don't question my logic because doing so means you're a spawn of Satan.
>> [_] Anon 2054642 Later that evening, she molested her son again, like she does every night. In the name of Jehova.
>> [_] Anon 2054644 >># >tfw no hot crazy mom to molest you
>> [_] Anon 2054647 Regardless of your God and beliefs, wasn't that some OTHER kids toy? Jehovah should be sad about that
>> [_] Anon 2054649 I hate when these niggers wake me up in the morning.
>> [_] Anon 2054669 HNNNNGGGGGG And that's why we can't have good things.
>> [_] Anon 2054704 This movie is the best Atheist rebuttal to "Why do you CARE" I've ever seen. Fuck man any person that had a decent childhood would rage at the end of this.
>> [_] Sage01 2054707 >># >notto dissu shitto agen.png
>> [_] Anon 2054740 was expecting where the hood at. 2/10
>> [_] Anon 2054749 >Implying a human being can speak for an omnipotent being >Implying anyone knows what a god would really want, hate, love etc I just reached the summit of Mt. Lel.

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>> [_] Anon 2050993 jesus fuck, i felt sick after watching that
>> [_] Anon 2050996 Jehovah's Witness is and will always be the most public cult of the modern age. Not even Zeitgeist will outcompass their audacity and stupid vapid bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 2050999 http://s16.postimg.org/sd3wpr2md/jesusfu ckingchrist.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2051004 chronicles of narnia... some kids get stuck with their pedophile uncle and travel to a different world via interdomentodal gateways held open by an alien who takes the form of a huge lion, he then coerces the children to take over the reals he leads them to for his own personal glory winning them over with gifts and such, another point being santa claus brings these children weapons to murdur with. they then use these weapons to indiscriminatly kill in the name of the alient interdemintonal space lord and take over terrirorys abusing time travel to never age. my point being my uncle is a pastor and condones these books as good vs evil where he calls harry potter wichcraft and evil stating children shouldent read it.
>> [_] Anon 2051011 >># implying jehova/yhwh/yahweh/the half-breed/etc. is not a damn fucking alien
>> [_] Anon 2051014 >># >implying i cant implied
>> [_] Anon 2051020 aaaaaaaaaaaaa oh god that was awful this shit should legally be child abuse that is insane
>> [_] Anon 2051026 >># i'd say mormons are up there too.
>> [_] Anon 2051028 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># godless heathens
>> [_] Anon 2051032 this was painful to watch
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2051038 Well, so much for zeitgeist-chan leaving. 28 Warilda Crescent, Hallett Cove 5158, South Australia, Australia V M Hurrell (08) 8387 0238 Shall I implement plan B?
>> [_] Anon 2051039 >># even though this isn't a real kid, seeing the light and joy leave his eyes was just too much for me please never repost it
>> [_] Anon 2051060 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah's_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2051066 >># your religion is just a mash up of paganism
>> [_] Anon 2051069 I despise religions that make use of words like "obey" and "worship". It is just... what the fuck. Feels like it's some sort of medieval brain washing god obedience.
>> [_] Anon 2051078 >># And I'm glad I'm one of them
>> [_] Anon 2051080 Well, that was creepy as hell.
>> [_] Anon 2051089 >implying scientology isn't five times worse
>> [_] Anon 2051092 why the fuck did he throw that in the trash, it wasnt even his!
>> [_] Anon 2051097 I think jehovah's sad that his people have heads bigger than their bodies.
>> [_] Anon 2051100 surprised they believe in technology
>> [_] Anon 2051101 >># Jesus Christ
>> [_] Anon 2051102 >># i lold
>> [_] Anon 2051114 >># Lol that giraffe neck
>> [_] Anon 2051119 I cringed like hell watching this, why does this even excist
>> [_] Anon 2051121 Butt Y
>> [_] Anon 2051122 Kept expecting the mom to "punish" him.
>> [_] Anon 2051129 Now, Christians and Mormons are freaking idiots. But they do a lot of charity. They help people. Jehovah's Witnesses, Not so much. Fuck'em.
>> [_] Anon 2051136 Jehova: Why we can't have nice things
>> [_] Anon 2051144 My friends never gave me an action figure. T_T
>> [_] Anon 2051152 >># this probably isn't Zeitgeist-chan it's just fucking hilarious (although I do see it a lot)
>> [_] Anon 2051183 No fun allowed
>> [_] Anon 2051190 >Warrior Wizzard This fucking kid should learn how to RPG. How the fuck nobody noticed that ?
>> [_] Anon 2051204 >who likes magic, jehova, or satan? What the hell? Did jesus just shit 20 million fish out of his ass? How is that fish thing not magic? IZ A MIRACLE!!!! Jehova's Witnesses believe in that fish thing right?
>> [_] hi !EfVwyVp5SE 2051216 This is brainwashing your kids. What you shouldn't do.
>> [_] Anon 2051218 >># >Implying fighter/wizard isn't the best class in everything ever
>> [_] Anon 2051220 I feel nauseated.
>> [_] Anon 2051222 >># Supposedly miracles and magic aren't the same thing, apparently the word changes depending on who's using it. Religious figures: miracles or acts of god Anyone else: magic, sorcery, witchcraft Though most religious figures started off as anyone else before they performed magic and attached the words "act of god" to it. Hooray logic.
>> [_] Anon 2051223 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Bannana warriors are out in force today

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>> [_] Anon 2044748 and the rage begins
>> [_] Anon 2044749 Oh for fuck sake.
>> [_] Anon 2044752 Snake didn't talk.LOL Zombie cult predicated upon a malicious talking snake fucking ridiculous.
>> [_] Anon 2044753 this was posted just the other day.
>> [_] Anon 2044754 THAT FUCKING TOY ISN'T MAGICAL YOU STUPID CUNT! But seriously, what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 2044758 STILL BETTER THAN ZEITGEIST
>> [_] Anon 2044770 Evil cunt. Yeah fuck your kid's fun and imagination, stick to those "2000 year old" morals that weren't even there at that time.
>> [_] Anon 2044785 lol, Call atheists edgged neckbeards all you want but at least they don't teach there kids this shit
>> [_] Anon 2044786 Well, that was heart wrenching
>> [_] Anon 2044788 Jehovah sounds like a dick now.
>> [_] Anon 2044792 Christians actually believe that magic exists? Holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 2044793 >># Read the bible. He's much worse in there. >># I think they only qualify as 'edgy' if they go on diatribes about how religion ruins society. True as it is, I think they mostly preach to the choir on 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 2044796 this is the biggest piece of Bullshit i've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 2044804 >># You didn't know? That's why there was (and still is) witch burning. Of course, not just Christians practiced this. Their main wizard is the only one allowed to practice magic.
>> [_] Anon 2044806 >Magic is bad But mother, Friendship IS magic! 'That's it Caleb, I'm banning the TV too because we're unreasonable Christians!'
>> [_] Anon 2044816 yay, another thread about religion might as well call /f/ for /reddit/ now
>> [_] Anon 2044831 >># I know about the witch burnings, but seriously, it's 2013.
>> [_] Anon 2044835 >># Shit, they still do that shit in Africa. Of course it is just a bunch of niggers.
>> [_] Anon 2044837 How is this not Stockholm Syndrome?
>> [_] Anon 2044839 >># Because it's legal to brainwash your children
>> [_] Anon 2044846 http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehov ah%27s_Witnesses/1 Here you go guys.
>> [_] Anon 2044851 >># Yes, but this was probably produced in the US for the US, in 2013.
>> [_] Anon 2044852 >># Now its a magical toy
>> [_] Anon 2044854 Jehovah's Witnesses are fucking stupid. Don't lump regular Christians with these fuckheads. It's on par with thinking all Christians are like the WBC, which isn't the case.
>> [_] Anon 2044881 Kids gonna die when he needs some blood for a surgery
>> [_] Anon 2044884 >># all jews are fucking stupid. jehovahs witnesses are no different than christians in the fact that they're all branches of judaism, and so is islam.
>> [_] Anon 2044893 Oh wait, is this supposed to be serious? Let me laugh even more.
>> [_] Anon 2044909 >># You've obviously never read the Old Testament. Dick doesn't even begin to describe it.
>> [_] Ruckus 2044914 this has to be some kind of strawman shit, but you know, this is not too far off what the bible actually says
>> [_] Anon 2044917 oh wow
>> [_] Anon 2044924 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FOOSEBALL, BOBBBY BOUCHER? FOOSEBALL IS THE DEVIL!
>> [_] Anon 2044933 needs more yahweh
>> [_] sage 2044936 God took away a little kids toy because he doesn't like magic. That's the biggest double standard I've ever heard.
>> [_] Anon 2044938 >so what do you think you should do with this toy? shove it up your ass? >I'm so proud of you; you've made mommy very happy.
>> [_] Anon 2044941 if the people making thought magic was so bad, how did they make it? aren't computers satan magic?
>> [_] Anon 2044942 ALL MY RAGE!!!
>> [_] Anon 2044960 >actually believing in magic I bet they believe in fairies too and santa claus.
>> [_] Acapulcofag 2044961 >># I fucking died
>> [_] Anon 2044962 The kid borrowed the poor bastard's toy and then threw it away. Wouldn't the kid's friend want it back? And it was a gift, shouldn't the little fuck at least return it?
>> [_] Anon 2044968 Wait and another thing; what the fuck is the kid having for a snack? Is that a grilled cheese or a hot dog or...what?
>> [_] Anon 2044975 The sheer manipulation in her voice
>> [_] Anon 2044977 needs more hood
>> [_] Anon 2044980 >># Jews make the best damn meat. Why else would Hitler like his meat KOSHER?
>> [_] Anon 2044981 >># > No Bacon ...

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>> [_] Anon 2042323 intradesting
>> [_] Anon 2042324 blatant indoctrination
>> [_] Anon 2042325 Made me feel creepy just watching it.
>> [_] Anon 2042326 >># Completely, but that's par for the course. My parents forced me to go summer school EVERY single fucking year that was run by our Catholic Church. The church generally tried to pull this kind of shit but there was one old nun and the priest that helped run the "camp" that were big fans of Tolkien. Everytime one of our parents would give us shit about magic or liking Lord of the Rings they could always be relied on to come to our aid. Reminding them and anyone else that gave us any shit that Tolkien was a devout Catholic (old school speak that shit in Latin) that converted non-believers including C.S Lewis to the faith. (although, lol the wrong one.) I miss those two...we need more people in positions of power within our religious institutions that take a page from their book.
>> [_] Anon 2042327 FUCK THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY EXIST AND BREATHE MY AIR
>> [_] Anon 2042328 >># I know, I kind of want to go on a killing spree now...
>> [_] Anon 2042329 I enjoyed watching that child's spirit and creativity being crushed.
>> [_] Anon 2042332 This is why I'm a magician.
>> [_] Anon 2042334 that fucking hurt my thinker a bit...
>> [_] Anon 2042336 What did I just fap to?
>> [_] Anon 2042337 10/10 look at his dreams and hopes getting destroyed, i can't believe this isn't a parody.
>> [_] Anon 2042340 I expected more rage out of this.
>> [_] Anon 2042341 Jehovah sounds like a real "no fun allowed" dickhead.
>> [_] Anon 2042342 i want to see more of this shit
>> [_] Anon 2042343 >># You're not very creative are ya?
>> [_] Anon 2042344 I hate religious and shit. I hate: Christians, Muslims and much more religious shit. If you're a Christian or whatever you believe in bullshit, go fuck and kill yourself. We don't need you here.
>> [_] Anon 2042345 Fuck Jahova, I'll take magic and become my own god! Mwahaha!
>> [_] Anon 2042346 and that's why I hate religious people just by watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2042347 >Oh no, it's Sparlock! >Who can save us? >Sparlock can! Activate the magic cape, Sparlock wat Also rule 34 on the mom
>> [_] Anon 2042348 please go back to reddit you idiots inb4 atheist thread on /f/ shiggydiggy
>> [_] Anon 2042349 I just kept imagining http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkVbF9Dmt Sw
>> [_] Anon 2042351 This is soo stupid!
>> [_] Anon 2042352 >># Any 34 on the mom?
>> [_] Anon 2042353 jahova love you soo much that you can go throw away a friends toy that he gave you
>> [_] Anon 2042354 This is why pastafarianism exists
>> [_] Anon 2042357 "If you could reason with religious people, there wouldn't be any religious people." Dr. Gregory House...
>> [_] Anon 2042358 >># >># this. >"You made mommy VERY happy" ;]
>> [_] Anon 2042361 Jehovah sound like jenova from ff7
>> [_] Anon 2042362 The poor kid will never get to discover the magic of friendship!
>> [_] Anon 2042363 /r/ JewTube Link pewease!!
>> [_] Anon 2042365 I lived in a family who thought like this. I just don't even know where to being with this. I didn't then, I don't now, and I don't think I ever will. People like this are fucking depressing, especially when they run your life.
>> [_] Anon 2042366 >># http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfq4ZFY6W G4 I came here from /pol/ to tell you, that i actually like this video and support its message.
>> [_] Anon 2042367 give me back my magician toy you faggot *kid gets bullied for the rest of his childhood*
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 2042369 >tfw I was raised a Jehovah's witness >tfw I see right through it now >tfw I'm actually agreeing with zeitgeist-chan
>> [_] Anon 2042371 >># >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfq4ZFY6 WG4 thx...
>> [_] Anon 2042372 What always gets me about shit like this is: No satanic or pagan symbols on the outfit or anything associated with it, no questionable or backward morals with the character as far as we know, just; >It's bad because it's associated with magic , a thing that more than 2-thirds of Monotheists in America think is a retarded thing to believe actually exists.
>> [_] Anon 2042375 >># >pol >supporting jahovah JIDF detected
>> [_] Anon 2042379 >MUH RELIGION >FUCK YOUR TOY >COME SUCK ON JEHOVAH'S DICK NIGGAAA
>> [_] Anon 2042380 >># so it exists because there are extreme fundies with a twisted outlook? what purpose does that serve, everyone already knows this.
>> [_] Anon 2042388 >Purity of deities >Hatred
>> [_] Anon 2042391 Why are there faggots saying the same shit that's in the comments in the thread?
>> [_] Anon 2042392 >using a magical cloud father to disprove other forms of magic
>> [_] Anon 2042393 Why couldn't the mother just tell her kid to return the toy to his friend...
>> [_] Anon 2042395 >Those implications that God's love somehow isn't unconditional Holy fuck, whoever made this needs to study some basic theology.
>> [_] Anon 2042396 rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Wi tnesses/1
>> [_] Anon 2042397 >Give the new kid I made friends with my toy to play with for a day >Next day he says he threw it in the trash >That kid's only friend is his mom And a new generation of 10/10 human being is born.
>> [_] Anon 2042398 >># Jehovah’s Witnesses made this, to me it seems like they study the bible a lot.
>> [_] Anon 2042400 >># nice
>> [_] Anon 2042401 >># Thank you based internet.
>> [_] Anon 2042402 >># lol'd so hard.
>> [_] Anon 2042403 > Hurr Durr I believe in a book that was written by God himself, although every word was written by humans! It's like people 1000 years in the future would worship Harry Potter and believe that story was actually real...
>> [_] Anon 2042404 DUDE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT THAT SCARED ME cause my name is Caleb
>> [_] Anon 2042405 >># God's love is completely unconditional. That's not a subject of debate. The implication that what you do affects how much God loves you ("God would love you very much if you chose to obey him.", was it? I don't feel like rewatching it.) is misleading and unfounded. How you choose to act does affect how God treats you, but it has literally no effect on how much you loves you. You should be very wary of the words of anybody who calls themselves a Christian yet denies this fact.
>> [_] Anon 2042406 >implying average Christians actually are like this
>> [_] Anon 2042411 >># I don't believe in a god, therefore I don't think there's a mysterious, untouchable, entity that loves me unconditionally, or as the Jehovah’s Witnesses say in this video, conditionally since Jehovah "doesn't like magic". Come to think of it Jehovah/God is quite "magical" himself ironically, creating humans, creating the Earth creating all the plants and animals, poof like magic. The cosmos? the cosmos doesn't exist since god only created the heaven and the Earth.
>> [_] Anon 2042412 I bet the jews did this!
>> [_] Anon 2042413 >># You'll notice that I wasn't debating the existence of god here. I was pointing out a specific part of this animation that gave me a particularly low opinion of the religious knowledge of whoever made it.
>> [_] Anon 2042415 Someone needs to make a sequel. Sparlock looks like a magical swordsmen. Give him a frostmourne. I want to watch that fucker rise from the trash can, march in there and leave that lady as a soulless husk Episode 2: Sparlock Will Rise.
>> [_] Anon 2042417 if jehovah doesn't like magic does that mean touhou tuesdays is run by satan?
>> [_] Anon 2042418 >># Moral Orel just got a hell of a lot more funny Also, sorry kiddo, no life-saving blood transfusions until you're over the age of majority
>> [_] Anon 2042421 soz lol magic doesn't even exist satan doesn't exist god doesn't exist get over it everyone
>> [_] Anon 2042424 >># the obvious: honour thy father and mother commandant: the parents assume the position of Jehovah promoting Jehovah's regressive, traditional, restrictive, controlling, thought process. >># yes they are, stop doing touhou tuesdays, you'll make Jehovah mad.
>> [_] Anon 2042426 Fuck magic.
>> [_] Anon 2042430 >># Get out of here, Anti-Mage.
>> [_] Anon 2042434 >># i fucking knew it fat pathetic faggots never learn
>> [_] Anon 2042435 >># And this is the reason I didn't have a childhood. I had to live under this bullshit. Until the divorce, I couldn't like dragons, wizards, trolls, mermaids, or anything magical, because my mother was one of those diehard Christians. When the divorce finally happened, I went to my dad's for a weekend and finally got to see The Lord of the Rings, and I loved it. But my little brother had to be a snitch and tell my mom, and I got whacked over the head a few times. So my mom started screaming the usual "Magic is bad and you should feel bad." But I didn't feel bad, and that's when I moved in with my dad and watched all the Harry Potter movies.
>> [_] Anon 2042440 If that mormon bitch ever tried to take my warrior wizard I would rape the shit out of her.
>> [_] Anon 2042448 >># Breaking News: 9 year old rapes mother for trying to take away his Warrior Wizard. She deserved it.
>> [_] Anon 2042449 >># I swear to god, the look on her face throughout that goddamn video, I was just waiting for her to fucking rape that poor kid.
>> [_] Anon 2042456 MAGIC FOR EVERYONE!!!!
>> [_] Anon 2042460 alright. i tried to be fine with this, but my jimmies are extremely rustled
>> [_] Anon 2042461 >># You sound like Jehovah witness, did you witness the stupid shit that is religion?
>> [_] Anon 2042463 This is why I hate religious people. Such killjoys.
>> [_] Anon 2042465 >># >I disagree with how a certain group raises their children, so I think I should be able to kill them. Liberal "Tolerance" at work.
>> [_] Anon 2042467 >># >What is hyperbole?
>> [_] Anon 2042468 fucking magic errywhere up in dis bitch
>> [_] Anon 2042471 This is why I became a wizard. To stop religious bullshit like this.
>> [_] Anon 2042474 >># Jehovah's witnesses are a doomsday cult, anon. I'm a /pol/lack as well and I know this.
>> [_] Anon 2042476 >># >You should be very wary of the words of anybody who calls themselves a Christian yet denies this fact. That's a clear no-true-scotsman fallacy, anon.
>> [_] Anon 2042479 >># >FROSTMOURNE HUNGERS I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 2042482 You are all morons. Go fuck yourselves.
>> [_] Anon 2042486 hehehe this shit is hilarious. oh ya HAIL SATAN!
>> [_] Anon 2042489 And then a priest raped him.
>> [_] Anon 2042491 >># rustled
>> [_] Anon 2042492 Who just thought trough the whole film that how you just want to stick your cock deem in hid mom. God shes hot
>> [_] Anon 2042495 Unfortunately my dad was just like this... He's still just like this. I swear, I wasn't allowed to play tibia as a kid because he saw that there was a "spellbook" in the game. And when he found out that you became stronger as you killed enough creatures he said that it was cannibal occultism or something.
>> [_] Anon 2042500 >># I thought I was the only one.
>> [_] Anon 2042518 >all this heresy everyone here makes Jehovah sad
>> [_] Anon 2042524 MrRepzion?
>> [_] Anon 2042525 my eyes.. my beautiful eyes..
>> [_] Anon 2042526 >># 1.3/10
>> [_] Anon 2042536 His mom saved him from going to hell for worshiping Satan. Now the kid only has to worry about going to hell for being a thief by not returning the toy his friend lent him.
>> [_] Anon 2042539 >Let's go RIDE BIKES >YAY! Oh my fucking god this is gold
>> [_] Anon 2042543 >># I like how I can completely destroy any christian logic with this: God created everything on earth. He is responsible for every birth that happens and is responsible for all the aspects that happen in everyone's daily lives. Why would He choose willingly, for some people grow up and believe that He doesn't exist and damn them to hell. If He was all loving he would want to prevent His children from falling to hell, yet on a daily basis people die believing He doesn't exist, thus damning them to hell. Wow, a lot of love there!
>> [_] Anon 2042546 >># but muh free will
>> [_] Anon 2042547 Worthless
>> [_] Anon 2042548 posting so we can get to 100 posts
>> [_] Anon 2042549 > almost 100 replies fuck, /f/ get it together
>> [_] Anon 2042550 >># >rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_W itnesses/1 sweet jesus!
>> [_] Anon 2042552 The fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
>> [_] Anon 2042553 >># this could be a good movie 10/10 would watch
>> [_] Anon 2042556 Dubs get
>> [_] Anonywhitehorse 2042558 bitch didn't even recycle >ducking cunt
>> [_] Anon 2042562 >># I had my doubts, but the internet did not fail me. The true lesson here, children, is that it is err to doubt the majesty of his holiness Al Gore, and all that he hath given us.
>> [_] Anon 2042563 past 100, just because some fucking atheists wants too complain about how "ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE RUINS LIFES". Fuck this shit, what a lot of people don't understand (or just don't want to accept) is that the world NEEDS religion, some people can't live withouth it and you need to accept that fact. By the way you are not much better than religious people if you want them all gone because you can't accept that they don't belive what you belive yourself (sounds familliar?). To summarise: Fuck off guys! Get out of /f/ if you want' to discuss this because there is a board for this stuff and don't forget that you are not better than the religious bastards you are complaining about if you are complaining about them
>> [_] Anon 2042565 >># There really are no exceptions.
>> [_] Anon 2042568 >># Buttdevestated turbonerd. Go hugbox somewhere else.
>> [_] Anon 2042569 >># religion is a learned behavior. the sooner we get rid of this primitive nonsense the sooner we can divert such resources to things that actually matter, such as realistic life-like sex dolls.
>> [_] Anon 2042570 >># Christianity has a very strict code of conduct. Those that deviate too much get called heretics, and thus are no longer christians. For example, placing a price tag to salvation or making the religious group into some sort of government is a no-no. Or like they say, going to a garage makes you an automobile bla bla bla.
>> [_] Anon 2042571 This makes me so fucking mad! Seriously, you don't know what this is doing to me! because this is actually how i was raised as a child.
>> [_] Anon 2042572 >># >such as realistic life-like sex dolls You would think there are more important things science could be used for than humping a piece of plastic.
>> [_] Anon 2042574 >># We don't fucking care. Go to reddit or whatever hugbox you wish.
>> [_] Anon 2042575 >># im not expecting anyone to care! mfw you actually cared enough to respond
>> [_] Anon 2042578 >># Good. Now fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 2042581 /f/ is alive.Long time ago, when i saw so many comments on a non screamer flash
>> [_] Anon 2042586 i laughed my ass off. this shit is so funny