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[_] >guaranteed replies = 04/10/15(Fri)10:59 No.2744845
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>> [_] John Moses Browning 04/10/15(Fri)11:01 No.2744848
I hope this will become a Rule 34 of the mom thread
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:07 No.2744852
Mother of Dog
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:13 No.2744855
"God wants you to throw out things that your friend paid for."
"God wants you to not live up to your promise to return that toy."
"Jehovah wants you to not have fun."
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:13 No.2744856
Well I was going to shit post about religion, but after seeing >>2744848 comment. I've just went
full NOPE.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:16 No.2744858
>>2744856
Don't be like that! Somebody's WRONG!
On the INTERNET, no less!
Are you just going to leave this be? What kind of man are you?!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:20 No.2744861
>>2744858
where is the mom r34
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:26 No.2744864
It a pity that the kid will be going to hell as a thief for not returning his friends toy.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:40 No.2744867
>>2744848
i thought the same
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:43 No.2744868
is the name of the kid "K-lobb" ??
>> [_] Mr not white 04/10/15(Fri)11:43 No.2744869
>>2744845
jehovah dosnt love magic?!
sheesh he must me fun at partys
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:45 No.2744870
>>2744868
It's Malicious Magic
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:46 No.2744871
req r34 of mom and son. toy in mom's ass please.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:47 No.2744872
>>2744848
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:50 No.2744873
>>2744861
It was hidden somewhere unintuitive because it kept getting too many hits. I had it bookmarked
but it was on my old computer. I know it's out there
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)11:52 No.2744874
>>2744873
Never mind, I'm full of shit
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:06 No.2744879
This remembers me of the time when I was 8 and my mom threw out my dragon book because she
doesn't believe i shouldn't be reading it. This explains why.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:15 No.2744884
>>2744845
YHWH is all about magic though. He gave King Solomon a magic imbued ring that could enslave
demons, which he then used like pokemon and helped build his temple with.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:20 No.2744885
>>2744884
That sounds awesome. Jerusalem-based SMT fucking when?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:48 No.2744908
>>2744868
Caleb, fool.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:53 No.2744912
What kind of god gets sad when a kid is happy playing with a piece of plastic?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:54 No.2744914
>>2744912
Mormon jesus.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)12:55 No.2744916
>>2744845
Man, that mom just sounds like a massive cunt who wants people to just blindly follow shit like
she did.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:00 No.2744921
>>2744885
The old testament is baller as fuck.
One thing I like about it, and a lot of people don't realize this, but YHWH never says there
aren't other gods, he says don't put other gods before him.
That means he's competing with other gods in the Levant trying to assert his dominance as a
regional deity over all the others.
If you read the old testament like Jehovah is fighting and killing the other neighboring gods
around him to become the one and only it's pretty goddamn awesome.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:00 No.2744922
its piece of shit people like that that ruined my childhood.
my mom and dad were like this and i couldent even watch super man as a kid WHAT THE FUCK
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:11 No.2744929
>>2744845
magic=power
YHWH doesn't want you to have power.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:15 No.2744930
You idiots know this is mormon religion right. Not normal christianity.
As a Christian I can say that Mormons are pretty darn messed up.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:23 No.2744932
>>2744930
As a Mormon, I'm gonna go ahead and say you're retarded. Stop drinking the kool-aid, nerd.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:28 No.2744937
>>2744921
Its more than that. Far from being alluded to, you can find the historical references to the gods
that later became Jehovah, or Yahweh. Its generally thought a couple of tribal gods squashed
together to become kindly ol jehovah, at least one of them was the head of his own pantheon (the
Canaanite religion)
Its easier with islam, because it was founded later. Their original god Allah originally was just
the main god, but had plenty of other gods hanging around. The big black square they all run
around was originally a temple full of different god statues. Then one day they decided
'actually, theres only one bitches' and threw out all their other gods.
What boggles my mind is how people still continue to believe in their religions when you can
literally look back to their origins, or the hundreds of religions that came before and around
it, each with their own sets of rigid beliefs. Its just depressing.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:31 No.2744938
>>2744930
Its a religion. Its magical thinking. Its literally all the fucking same.
The moment your brain breaks down to the point where afterlives, souls, wine-blood,
child-sacrifice etc. makes sense to you is the moment mankind has lost another brain that could
have been doing something useful.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:32 No.2744941
>>2744938
>tips fedora
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:34 No.2744942
>>2744941
i love this meme
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:36 No.2744946
>>2744845
Parents who do this sort of shit don't deserve to be parents.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:43 No.2744950
>>2744855
>2744855
>>2744864
>>2744869
>>2744879
>>2744884
>>2744912
>>2744916
>>2744922
>>2744930
>>2744932
>>2744938
>>2744941
>>2744946
U 8 THE B8, M8s
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:46 No.2744953
>>2744950
well, the replies were guaranteed.
Didn't you read the OP?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:54 No.2744960
>>2744930
>with my own opinion, I can say a different opinion is messed up
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)13:59 No.2744965
>>2744845
Ahh yes, even the people who believe in god think the Jahovas witnesses are fucking nuts.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:01 No.2744967
>>2744938
how does it feel to be 15?
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)14:08 No.2744972
>>2744855
>>2744864
Where is there any indication that he was gonna give the toy back?
>>2744912
It's idolatry.
>>2744916
She has every right to help save Caleb's soul.
>>2744922
Saving your soul =/= ruining your childhood. Although considering that you're dishonoring your
mother and father, society damned you despite their efforts.
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)14:09 No.2744974
>>2744929
Murdering people is also a form of power, He doesn't want you doing that either.
>>2744930
>picking and choosing which parts of your faith you want to follow, ignoring the rest
Unfortunately, you ARE a normal Christian.
>>2744937
I don't understand why people believe astronomers when astronomers used to think that the Earth
was the center of the universe. I'm such a pessimistic, faithless dog that other people having
faith depresses me.
>>2744938
Serving the Lord is the most useful thing a human being can do. Mankind is meaningless without
God, as is everything else in this doomed universe. Hedonism is the only logical choice in a
Godless world, which also means that mankind "loses another brain."
>>2744941
Thank you, somebody on the /f/ that isn't a heathen, or at least doesn't appear to be.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:10 No.2744976
>>2744974
>>2744972
OH BOIIIIIIIIIII
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:23 No.2744981
>>2744908
how the fuck someone would that figgure out ?!
nobody on the entire planet has such a stupid name, and if your name is caleb too, plx kill
yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:24 No.2744983
>>2744972
>>2744974
Here we go
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)14:32 No.2744985
>>2744981
Caleb isn't even an uncommon name, unless you're a godless third-world sack of shit. If that's
the case. consider suicide.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:33 No.2744986
>>2744972
>>2744974
>>2744985
>trying this hard
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:37 No.2744988
>>2744967
>says the one who believes in magical angels
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:39 No.2744990
>MAGIC MIKE
DON'T BULLSHIT ME MOM
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)14:39 No.2744991
>>2744986
Defending those that aren't here to defend themselves.
>>2744988
Angels aren't magic you ignoramus, you don't know what you're talking about.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:40 No.2744993
>>2744985
ur shit and ur religion is shit Jehovah witnesses is a cult of pedophiles mascaraing as a religion
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:40 No.2744994
>>2744991
>you don't know what you're talking about
>says the one who believes in god
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)14:44 No.2744997
>>2744993
The pedophile meme applies to the Catholic priests you ignorant ass goblin.
>>2744994
>doesn't capitalize God
>*I* don't know what I'm talking about
yeah, okay.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:44 No.2744998
>>2744993
>low quality bait
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:45 No.2745000
>>2744998
This entire thread is low quality bait.
Which sucks because this clip is gold.
>> [_] S-senpai... 04/10/15(Fri)14:46 No.2745001
I don't think Jehova gives a fuck.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:47 No.2745003
>>2744991
>angels aren't magic
>god created angels
>god used magic to create angels
>angels are magical constructs
rekt.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:52 No.2745004
>>2744872
not gonna lie i really didn't expect someone to have done it
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)14:52 No.2745005
>>2745003
>god used magic to create angels
That's bullshit headcanon though, go fuck yourself. You're only showing your own ignorance, read
a Holy Bible sometime.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:58 No.2745013
>>2745000
Jehova is gold?
You a cunt m8?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:58 No.2745014
SHE MADE HIM THROW OUT HIS TOY
AN ADULT THAT THE CHILD RESPECTS MANIPULATED HIS EMOTIONAL WELL BEING TO PLEASE HERSELF AND HER
BELIEFS
HE ONLY DID IT SO THAT HIS MOTHER AND "JEHOVAH" WOULDN'T GET SAD
SHE DID IT ONLY BECAUSE OF PERSONAL PREFERENCE OF NOT LIKING MAGIC
MAGIC AND GOD ARE BOTH ANTIQUATED CONCEPTS DATING BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
HOW MANY BELIEFS ARE STILL WIDELY HELD FROM THAT TIME PERIOD?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)14:59 No.2745015
>>2745005
>refers to religion with term 'headcanon'
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/headcanon
>fictional universe
This b8 is getting stale.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:01 No.2745017
>>2744997
Have you read the news lately or does reading upset your false God too
http://abcnews.go.com/US/jehovahs-witness-accuses-church-hiding-child-abusers-congre
gations/story?id=29586778
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:02 No.2745019
These guaranteed replies threads always make me aware of how many people are really on /f/.
Thanks a lot OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:03 No.2745020
Good for her. It was a Idolatrous image condoning magic. She saved her son eternal soul from hell
fire.
Now accept the love and forgiveness that is in Jesus Christ. So you may repent from your
wickedness.
>> [_] lobotom 04/10/15(Fri)15:04 No.2745022
i am member of jehowahs witnesses but this animated series is unrealistic good. today peoples is
too bad.
in mi opinion better as god destroy all human kind!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:04 No.2745023
>>2745013
I imagine you as viewing yourself as funny.
>> [_] Kman 04/10/15(Fri)15:06 No.2745026
If God created heaven and earth who created God?
Magic.
Jehovah's just a spoiled brat who hates his dad, Magic. Maybe abused as a child.
We don't know how these fictional characters grew up and what lifestyles they had.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:09 No.2745029
>>2745017
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/12/jehovahs_witnesses_under_fire.html
http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/watchtower-scandal.php
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:18 No.2745039
>>2745029
Not the guy your were responding to, but really man? Jwfacts.com? Bring something more reliable
and unbiased. You wouldn't except that Muzzies are peaceful from al-jazeera would you?
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)15:27 No.2745049
>>2745014
Religion is fundamental to most societies, those that are without religion worship the state
instead, which is essentially god-king religion.
>>2745015
The idea of angels being magical is 100% false. I may have misused the term headcanon, so allow
me to suggest "delusion" instead.
>>2745017
>Reading the digital kike
>Judging the many by the actions of the few
There isn't even anything wrong with most so-called "child abuse."
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:28 No.2745050
>>2745049
>those that are without religion worship the state instead.
False.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:38 No.2745059
>>2745049
>those who are without religion worship the state
More often I worship humanity as a whole, technology, freedom, and security.
States allow those to exist so I guess by proxy I worship the state
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:41 No.2745061
>>2745049
>those that are without religion worship the state instead...
Only because it's typically state enforced and the people are lied to.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:47 No.2745067
>>2745005
I'll infer once more, rekt.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:49 No.2745070
>>2745005
>god didn't use magic
>read a bible
>god created man with magic and transmuted woman from a rib bone
>the bible is a magic book
rekt.
rekt.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:52 No.2745076
At first I thought she would percieve a meaning in her doing, so that her son would actually be
raised to think positively in some way.
But then I realized she had no reason behind her actions considering the well-being of her son
and was just plain imbuing him with guilt and stupid behavior.
It would be ok if he goes on to live happily in his believes, but just the fact that his friends
would certainly reduce sozialisation with him for throwing away their toys will induce at least
some ghetto effect and the manic indoctrination is sure to increase from generation to generation.
oh ...ahem, STUPID RELIGIONS AMIRITE GUUUYS
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:54 No.2745079
>>2745076
Doesn't matter what you believe in.
If you try and clone yourself in your child and not allow them to develop an identity you're
fucked up
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)15:58 No.2745081
I was expecting Penn's face to appear at any moment when she opened the trash container.
>> [_] = 04/10/15(Fri)16:00 No.2745083
Oh jesus, you people, I leave for a couple hours and this is already approaching 100 replies?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:02 No.2745087
>>2745083
You said guaranteed replies. Probably the biggest /f/ thread I've seen in a while
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:04 No.2745090
daily reminder that jehovah's witnesses was founded by a con artist
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:05 No.2745091
>>2745083
>>2745087
post a vid of a swat team or cop doing something immoral and there will be upwards of 200
comments. this is nothing and its been reposted to death
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:10 No.2745098
>>2745087
still not as many as the white hole one
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)16:14 No.2745103
>>2745050
True. You worship your money, which is backed only by the good word of your government. At least,
provided you're from burgerland.
>>2745059
None of those things are dependent on the state, and the state is detrimental to freedom.
>>2745061
Perhaps
>>2745067
Your inferences mean nothing
>>2745070
magic is the wrong word. God performed miracles, not acts of magic. You're shitposting worse than
I am.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:15 No.2745104
>>2745098
Don't start that shit again.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:17 No.2745109
>>2745103
Using money as a tool ≠ worshipping money (or greed)
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:20 No.2745111
>>2744932
On the topic of stupid, tell us again about the magic tablets and the magic stone that would
translate the tablets that only smith ever saw. And the magic underwear, I like the magic
underwear story. Flash incoming for our mormon friends.
On a final note, my great great grandfather was the man with musket on the ground at carthage
jail. He shot smith through the window. Its a family honor that he killed that lying bastard, and
the story has been passed down through the family, and the best part is no magic tablets, rocks,
or underwear is needed. Our proof is the lock of smiths hair above the enfield that killed smith.
Have fun with your magic rocks.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/10/15(Fri)16:21 No.2745112
>>2745111
trips of truth.... kill confirmed
>> [_] •▬• 04/10/15(Fri)16:23 No.2745117
>>2745109
Perhaps it's wrong to assume it applies to everyone, but in general atheists are socially
liberal, and the liberals are absurdly reliant on the state. The state is their god, it provides
them with food, drink, housing, and legislation to support their social justice ideals. It
demonizes business and uses tax dollars from the hardworking christian man to support the lazy
heathens that refuse to work.
