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[_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)03:53 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)03:59 No.

  Quam haeresis est ludibrio?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:21 No.

  Ew.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:29 No.

  prayers are kind of magic though

  like you pray and then shit happens

  magic

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:33 No.

  >>2448045
  no you fucking idiot prayers are miracles

  magic requires intelligence and miracles require faith

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:34 No.

  >>2448049
  >magic requires intelligence
  kek

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:47 No.

  Nigger what the fuck is this shit I don't even. Serious is this some weird off-branch of
  Christianity I don't even know about like shit man.

  If this is supposed to be a Christian program (and I assume it is) then isn't this sort of
  heretical?

  Jesus used magic. God used magic. I don't remember Satan ever using magic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:51 No.

  >>2448056
  god and jesus used miracles

  satan uses magic

  know the difference heretic

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:51 No.

  >>2448045
  A miracle is a heavenly act, but spells are the acts of Demons, the work of soul arts.
  They have similar effects, and yet, one is clearly evil, and the other is clearly good.
  Magicians, in the end, are mere servants of the Demons.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:51 No.

  I find that the solution here, as with most things in life is to give that mother a good deep
  dicking.
  Jus sayin'

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:54 No.

  >>2448057
  >Implying God never unleashed the armies of hell
  Book of Job

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)04:56 No.

  >>2448058
  Then why did God say that only female Magicians should be killed?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:25 No.

  >>2448049
  >>2448057
  >>2448058
  Niggers you are arguing semantics. No one cares what kind of circular logic, or made up
  definitions you use. Gods, demons and the like are magical entities. If you have faith and pray
  to satan then his acts are magic, but have faith and pray to "Jehovah" and those acts are
  "miracles.
  FUCKING SEMANTICS. SYNONYMS NIGGERS. THEY ARE THE SAME THING.

  Thats like saying whites are humans but blacks are niggers and subhuman.

  She didn't offer the kid a choice. She just gave a made up scenario where any choice different
  form hers could not possibly be good and herded him into it. Thats indoctrination. Couple steps
  below brainwashing and slavery.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:26 No.

  >>2448072
  *tips fedora*

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:27 No.

  Law route in Shin Megami Tensei.swf

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:28 No.

  >>2448052

  all magic is is something that cannot be explained and cannot reasonably be thought to be
  explainable

  The only difference between something thought to be unexplainable and something explained is time

  The moment that something becomes explainable, it becomes science

  ergo, magic does not exist (OR: magic is science)

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:28 No.

  >>2448036
  Just what is this shit?
  I don't understand why this would even be made by anyone

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:33 No.

  >>2448076
  i really wonder what your definition of science is

  you can't just point at things that are explainable and go "wow that's science"

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:35 No.

  >>2448077
  As time goes the cost of production for computer generated media goes down. Hard core religious
  groups whoes tenants that are become more and more out of touch with modern life need more media
  to leave their children with. This was probably done under commission by a small cgi studio for a
  either the church of latter day saints or some other isolationist christian group.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:36 No.

  >>2448073
  Not even man. Just despise how the people shove this shit on children because they know if they
  don't their religions will slowly dwindle by attrition. The damage done to the critical thinking
  of these kids takes a long time to undo.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:37 No.

  >>2448080
  who the fuck are you to tell people how to raise their kids

  get the fuck off your high horse

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:38 No.

  >Do you like that, Caleb, honey? Do you like the way your cock feels in mommy's ass?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:39 No.

  >>2448081
  he is right, kids shouldn't be raised in ignorance for their own good, so this brainswashing
  should count as bad parenting

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:44 No.

  >Throws in in the rubbish
  Holy fuck, you could have at least returned it.
  What a fucking waste.

  Christian bitch.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:45 No.

  >>2448081
  They have every right to ignore me and raise their children however they see fit (until they
  break some law and the CPS takes em) but I also have every right to call em as they are. This is
  how I feel man and I'm free to talk about it. You don't do people any favors by not telling them
  what they are doing is wrong because they lack critical thinking and perceive all criticisms as
  attacks reacting impulsively animalistic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:46 No.

  you people should go back to /sci/ to jerk off each other

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:56 No.

  >>2448059
  >>2448075
  >>2448082
  The only good comments

  Damn /f/, you like to argue about nothing.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)05:58 No.

  Caleb, at least give the toy back to your fried instead of throwing it away. I mean come on man.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:00 No.

  this animation & all that it represents?
  cunts.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:12 No.

  >>2448062
  He did not. But you know those crazy cat ladys. They shall be killed. Thats what baiblu sayses.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:27 No.

  The sad thing is that shit like that actually happens.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:31 No.

  I think the replies are for requesting r34 about the mother.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:33 No.

  >>2448113
  Someone posted r34 of this b4
  brb, digging through swfchan

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:40 No.

  jehovah is a bitch ass faggot. Satan clearly knows what he's doing ,and magic is for B0$$e$

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)06:40 No.

  >>2448113
  >>2448114
  found it
  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/909882#search=Jehovah%27s_Witnesses

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)07:25 No.

  >>2448118

  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Caleb%27s_Mom/1

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)07:45 No.

  >>2448096
  I thought the exact same thing!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)07:56 No.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaRouocBes

  Praise Lucifer!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)07:58 No.

  >>2448082
  sweatyman.jpg

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)08:11 No.

  >>2448078

  You ACTUALLY can. Its pretty simple.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)08:53 No.

  Fucking hell America. Unexist please.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:05 No.

  >>2448058
  Don't worry man, I saw what you did thar, and I loved it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:09 No.

  >>2448086
  >>2448096
  >>2448148

  It's like you don't even care about his friends eternal soul at all.

>> [_] Jobro 07/11/14(Fri)09:12 No.

  JOBRO'S BEFORE JOHO'S

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:18 No.

  >>2448088
  who the fuck are you to tell >>2448081 how freedom of speech works

  get the fuck off your high horse

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:46 No.

  it makes satan happy that hes not allowed to be happy and play with some fucking toys

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:51 No.

  Bitch doesn't even know about Sparlock the Warrior Wizard.
  THAT'S what matters here. Sparlock demands obedience.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:51 No.

  >>2448049
  they both do magic dmg though

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:52 No.

  Good job lady, ruin that kid's childhood. If anything, she's the infantile child in this
  animation.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:52 No.

  >>2448219
  no miracles do lightning damage

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:54 No.

  Who would you rather obey, Jehova, the faggot that doesn't do shit and has no power over you, or
  Sparlock, the allmighty wizard that can destroy your town with a mighty fireball?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)09:56 No.

  >>2448141
  You are fucking kidding me.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:00 No.

  >>2448224
  NO EXCEPTIONS.

  this is part of why i love the internet and 4chan.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:03 No.

  >>2448224
  >http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Caleb%27s_Mom/1
  We never joke here on /f/.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:04 No.

  >>2448221
  enough with that bullshit. you have melee, ranged and magic with miracles being a specific
  sub-class of magic that does a specific kind of damage. think holy magic/damage.

  that's RPG basics.

  and we get it that you play Dark Souls, you can stop now.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:04 No.

  >The mother clearly states magic is the tool of the Devil

  >You guys still continue to complain

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:08 No.

  >>2448234
  We don't agree with what she says.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:09 No.

  >>2448238
  >we

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:10 No.

  I actually knew a family like this.
  Their kids got Bionicles for their birthday (they were like 6 or 7 years old), this was 1st
  edition shit back when it first came out.
  They concluded the things were some kind of devil dolls and would only let them play with them on
  the condition the heads were removed.
  Something something would infect them with evil.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:12 No.

  >>2448240
  Played RO years ago and a friend on there was from a family that only let him play the game if he
  didn't play as a spellcaster.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:15 No.

  >>2448240
  you have some serious rethinking to do when you're afraid of pieces of plastic.

  poor kids, i had bionicles myself and i can't imagine playing without the heads. in fact it
  sounds even more creepy.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:17 No.

  The comments were worth it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:33 No.

  >>2448049
  top kek

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:36 No.

  stop playing souls games
  >>2448049

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:45 No.

  >>2448141
  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/909882#search=Caleb%27s_Mom

  That wizard face

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:48 No.

  >>2448215

  If we accept the premise of a loving god and a devil who enjoy seeing suffering humans, I very
  much feel this is the case.

  Satan wouldn't be happy to see some kid having innocent fun with one of his toys. and god should
  be grad to see someones creativity (someone designed the mage character) being used in a way that
  makes the child happy.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:49 No.

  If we spend half the amount of effort on teaching kids linear algebra as we spend on teaching
  them not to use an invisible force that doesn't exist, we'd have left the solar system by now.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:55 No.

  Just so you know, it's not a Christian video. It's a Jehovah's Witnesses one. Learn the
  difference.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/11/14(Fri)10:58 No.

  >>2448058
  >one is clearly evil, and the other is clearly good

  Only the sith deal in absolutes, my friend.