File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] His smile and optimism: gone = 11/29/13(Fri)09:02 No.

  LOL I POSTED IT AGAIN

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)09:50 No.

  I demand R34.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)09:55 No.

  i rage evry tiem

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)09:58 No.

  I would fuck her while she talks that way to me.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:02 No.

  >>2199758
  OH YES TALK RELIGIOUS TO ME
  MHHHH TELL ME HOW WRONG THIS IS TELL ME OF HIS MYSTERIOUS WAYS BITCH

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:16 No.

  That was some other kids toy

  That kid is that fucking kid

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:23 No.

  >>2199736
  >magical
  >reads filename
  GODDAMMIT THE MEMORIES OF MY CHILDHOOD ARE COMING BACK

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:39 No.

  Multi-classing, because you can run out of bullets.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:43 No.

  *tips fedora*

  keep the good work, gentlemen

  the world needs to know the horrors of having a religion

  Dawkins 4 life!

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:50 No.

  >>2199783
  it's funny because you're trying to be sarcastic but you're completely right

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)10:58 No.

  >>2199787
  :>)

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:38 No.

  >>2199736
  Does that mean they think the Harry Potter series is about Satan?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:42 No.

  >>2199814

  You mean that you weren't aware that the Harry Potter "novels" are actually grimoires, teaching
  kids how to do REAL SATANIC MAGIC?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:43 No.

  >>2199814
  Yes

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:46 No.

  >>2199817

  I like imagining that 7 of the 103,000 Grimoires in Index's head were the fucking Harry Potter
  series.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:54 No.

  >>2199783
  >>2199787
  >any and all criticism of anything involving religion = le neckbeard

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:55 No.

  These niggas dont even know that because adam and eve disobeyed JUHOVA we all exist.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:58 No.

  Man I thought the same thing. Hilarious.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)11:59 No.

  >>2199825

  Yes, and that makes him sad.

  Not just JW, pretty much all sects of Christianity are on one level or another about the idea
  that all of humanity is infinitely awful by default and we need to spend every waking moment
  making it back up to God.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)12:27 No.

  >>2199754
  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1
  There literally is some.
  Mein gott.

>> [_] = 11/29/13(Fri)12:28 No.

  >>2199847
  WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)12:43 No.

  >>2199829
  >about the idea that all of humanity is infinitely awful
  And you disagree with this idea?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)12:45 No.

  >>2199860

  Careful you don't cut yourself.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)12:55 No.

  Someone made this because it is what they believe.

  My sides are now beyond orbit.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)12:56 No.

  Why doesn't anyone question the fact that it is scientifically impossible for a snake to talk.
  What kind of message is the religion sending when you are punished for being tricked and not only
  you but all your children forever.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:03 No.

  I was raised in an ultra religious family. The most they hassled me with was a "Don't watch too
  much television, it makes people dumb".

  Boy, were they right.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:03 No.

  this gets posted again and again, and it never fails to create a shitstorm of
  "imsoedgycoolreligionsux"

  gj op, youre a faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:04 No.

  >>2199887

  The particular brand of religion the video promotes does kind of sux, no edgy required.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:05 No.

  >what should you do with this toy?
  >Give it back to my friend?
  >NO YOU BITCH, SHOVE IT IN THE FUCKING TRASHCAN

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:06 No.

  >>2199864
  ha, I get it.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:09 No.

  >>2199864
  Look where you are.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:09 No.

  Wow, this is a really well made and informative video. Saving for use in the future. Can we get
  anymore educational videos on here like this one?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:10 No.

  Actually I'm very curious about what Pope Francis would say about letting kids play with toys
  that represent magical characters, or read Harry Potter.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:11 No.

  >>2199888

  except these threads are usually about religion in general, so no

  you got no point

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:13 No.

  >>2199897

  Where exactly is this happening? This thread is talking almost exclusively about the video.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:14 No.

  >>2199787
  >>2199824
  It's more that these things are passed around so the sort of people he called "fedora" nerds can
  have a cheap way to jack off on how enlightened they think they are.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:19 No.

  Every form of technology is a form of manipulation of nature that benefits us humans (aka
  "magic"). Do you think your house is evil? Is your car evil? Were the booster shots that helped
  your kid live past the age of 4 evil? Are the influenza shots that keep you going every year
  evil? Are the pills that are keeping your 82 year old mother from dying evil? People should
  really think about things before blindly accepting something.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:20 No.

  Related

  http://youtu.be/qepCaKQOLjg

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:24 No.

  Thousands of people would literally be dead without modern advancements in technology(aka
  "magic").

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:26 No.

  >>2199902
  You're absolutely right. We must totally ignore any material related to this subject or be
  'fedoras'. Now we can be cool too.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:27 No.

  Why do people still post this
  This isn't trolling or shit like that
  This is two sides of retards drooling and tripping over each other
  This is sad
  Humanity, folks

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:30 No.

  >>2199912
  With the recent Reddit incursions, people have been on edge. You should have seen /pol/ when some
  feminists tried to say their opinions.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:32 No.

  You made Mommy and Jehovah very happy, Timmy.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:40 No.

  Actually, if all "magic" is evil, Jehovah is still mad because they aren't running around butt
  naked, picking berries, and killing wild animals.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:49 No.

  >>2199875
  This exact message, has it been posted before?

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:50 No.

  >>2199896
  Email him and ask

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)13:58 No.

  >>2199916
  I remember the good old days when we reacted to people's posts based on how stupid they were,
  rather than flippantly hand-wave everything as "hipster" / "fedora" / "feminist". The worst part
  is how about half of the shit being posted is actually dead serious.

  BACK IN MY DAY TROLLING MEANT SOMETHING.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:00 No.

  >>2199916
  >"Reddit and SRS are invading us so we can just call everything "fedora" and not have to worry
  about making arguments!"

  Are you serious?

>> [_] = 11/29/13(Fri)14:01 No.

  >>2199887
  I post things that gather a lot of attention because it helps fill the sucking void of loneliness
  in my soul, if only for a passing moment.
  Sorry.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:02 No.

  >>2199902
  >>2199916
  Quit with your fucking persecution complex, you're starting to sound like /pol/. This is funny
  and cringeworthy, and thus worth posting.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:02 No.

  >>2199927
  This is of course overlooking that Jehovah / the garden of eden / etc is also outright "magic",
  too.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:06 No.

  >>2199955
  Your words are lost on deaf ears.

  It's funny, because 4chan isn't going down the toilet because of supposed "invasions" by other
  websites, but rather the idiots who think these "invasions" are anything new and noteworthy and
  the idiots who also think that "fighting" a non-existent invasion is worth degrading quality of
  discussion over.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:08 No.

  >>2199958
  We used to be able to flush this shit down the toilet by deleting the news board every now and
  then, but apparently that would violate their freedums.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:28 No.

  >>2199896
  Pope Francis seems to be a pretty cool guy. He'd probably say something along the lines of "If
  you can tell the difference between fantasy and reality there is no problem with magical heroes.
  After all the Ilium and the Odyssey are considered classics of literature and have magical
  characters in them."

  But again most Catholics are a bit more level headed about this sort of thing. It is
  fundamentalist groups like Southern Baptists and Jehovah's Witnesses that get their knickers in a
  twist over fiction and people having fun.

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:29 No.

  >guaranteedreplies.swf

>> [_] Anonymous 11/29/13(Fri)14:30 No.

  >>2199975
  Yeah I guess you're right. I'm actually rather impressed with Pope Francis so far.

>> [_] That Guy 11/29/13(Fri)14:31 No.

  This video makes Yehowah sad. Also this chat makes Him sad because everyone has misspelled His
  name.