File: Religious Cartoon About Obedience to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Guaranteed replies. Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)16:52:05 No.3206537
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)16:53:34 No.3206539
>rolling a spellsword
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)16:55:21 No.3206540
obligatory
>kid throws his friend's toy away
>YOU MADE MOMMY VERY HAPPY >:)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)16:58:04 No.3206544
>>3206434
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)17:56:26 No.3206561
>what would jehova think of this .swf?
>if jehova really hated this .swf would you want to post it?
>it would make jehova really sad if you were to post this .swf
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)17:59:26 No.3206562
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST PIXEL ART?!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)18:45:28 No.3206572
>>3206562
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)19:04:55 No.3206580
>>3206540
It's ok they either leave the church or die out since smaller families lead to less in each
generation.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)19:53:31 No.3206609
>>3206580
Jehovah's Witnesses breed like rabbits, same with Mormons.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:15:40 No.3206624
>do you want to make jehova upset
the kid says
>I don't give a fuck!
>youtube pooping this now
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:15:55 No.3206625
>>3206537
catholics like this oughta be shot
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:21:14 No.3206632
>>3206537
Someone tell me, is this even serious?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:23:36 No.3206634
>>3206625
Millenarians act like this, non-Apostolic catholics generally do not
>>3206632
Google 'become jehovahs friend', it's on the witnesses main gathering ground
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:25:00 No.3206635
>>3206537
This is why the West is spiritually dead.
>muh all magic is bad
Praise kek.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:25:07 No.3206637
>>3206632
I know a family who doesn't let their kids watch Harry Potter because "black magiks"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)20:51:05 No.3206662
>>3206632
Ever seen a Jehovah's witness? They practically strip themselves of everything valuable for the
church.
I was at a cosplay themed convention when a jehovah's witness came to me asking what's all this.
After answering he started babbling about how to be careful, for satan's followers usually hide
in robes and cloaks.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)21:21:26 No.3206701
>is that toy magic?
No mother, you dumb bitch, it's plastic.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)21:24:11 No.3206708
>>3206561
>tfw the good old days of stoning people who say "jehova" are gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI
>tfw I have no face
>just like "gawd"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)21:26:46 No.3206711
>>3206632
my father became a jehova's witness
anything tv programming that could potentially reference a spiritual universe outside of gawds
influence is deemed "D-TV" (demonic TV)
Beetlejuice is D-TV
but that was then, I havent talked to him for over 10 years
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)21:44:22 No.3206727
>>3206537
>Ihova
>Sad because of Adam and Eve
>Not fucking pissed the fuck off
What in tarnation is this lady jawing off about?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)21:47:27 No.3206731
>Guaranteed replies
>Like that's always a bad thing/pathetic
I'll never fully understand the troll religion.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)22:35:29 No.3206759
>>3206562
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)22:41:36 No.3206763
Are there any Christian cartoons about crying wolf and harping on petty things until you lose so
much credibility that people in the media wind up able to do nearly anything they want with the
topic?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)22:57:47 No.3206774
>>3206537
I didn't even read any of the responses. I just like being included in the overall number.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)23:16:13 No.3206781
freaking muggles
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)23:17:09 No.3206782
>>3206537
>implying Jehova doesn't think wizards are bitchin'
Is she implying that Jehova's a fag?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)23:18:12 No.3206784
>>3206609
Mormons are much better.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)23:29:37 No.3206790
>>3206782
Same, Except I actually read it all. Lurk hard 'erry day son
>> [_] Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)23:31:36 No.3206792
>>3206731
Like Amish people but with technology.
