File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:12:07 No.2894118
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:19:30 No.2894126
>adults playing pretend telling kids not to play pretend
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:21:48 No.2894128
I got excited at the end because I thought it was going to be John Cena...now I am sad.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:22:49 No.2894129
i dont know, she puts up a pretty good argument
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:27:18 No.2894133
>>2894129
Don't rustle my fedora, friend
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:34:14 No.2894135
but god is the wizard toy, and by shunning the wizard toy, you invoke god's judgement
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:34:19 No.2894136
>>2894129
Her argument is "Don't play with your toys or your friends, or you dissapoint Jehova. And if you
dissapoint Jehova, you'll go to Hell, grow old and die." Which will happen regardless of what the
kid does.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:37:03 No.2894139
if i have to pick from believing in a religion and being happy or being an atheist and being
miserable most of my life knowing my existence means nothing as all i'll ever become is mud
underground...
...i would pick scientology
also, theres no good rule 34 of the mother. better than aisling though, but that's not hard to
beat with alll the horrible aisling rule 34
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:42:35 No.2894144
>>2894136
jehova is always disappoint
"your last partner, jesus, i never met him but i hear he left some pretty big shoes to fill"
>let's get one thing straight. you're never gonna fill jesus' shoes... EVER
>jesus was a good man.. better prophet
>fill jesus' shoes? the tip of your dick couldn't fill a bottlecap
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:46:43 No.2894148
>>2894144
Won't that mean I got a big dick?
I GOT A BIG DICK!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)22:53:53 No.2894153
>>2894148
No, it would mean the diameter of your dick is smaller than a bottlecaps, which means you have a
microdick.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:01:28 No.2894162
>2015
>not being a warrior wizard
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:04:34 No.2894164
THAT WASN'T HIS TOY HE SHOULDN'T HAVE THROWN IT AWAY HE SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT BACK
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:05:19 No.2894165
>>2894164
But then he would've made Jehovah sad.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:13:46 No.2894173
>>2894165
Well... I wouldn't want Jehovah to be sad with him.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:17:12 No.2894176
But MOM you play with that giant worm toy you keep in your drawers!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:21:09 No.2894180
Lets be honest, that toy was a shit hybrid class that would really never work. Sparlock had his
points divided between INT and STR, to a point where he didn't deal enough DPS to excuse his sub
par hit points. The mom was in the right.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:21:30 No.2894181
>>2894162
I'm a Wizard Ninja.
lrn2PSO2SEA
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:23:42 No.2894184
>Following hebrew religions
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:25:59 No.2894186
Any r34 of that booty bitch?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:29:13 No.2894189
>>2894118
>3D
>Cartoon
is it really the same?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:32:11 No.2894191
>>2894180
underrated post right here. lost.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:37:08 No.2894201
Moses's brother Aaron was a prophet and essentially a wizard.
He was in a magic competition with the Pharaoh's magicians and he turned his staff into a snake
or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:38:06 No.2894204
I need porn of this right now.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:38:09 No.2894205
>>2894180
Multiclassing would solve some of these issues, but the fact remains that the wizard wouldn't be
able to do the gestures without encountering a percentage arcane spell failure
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:40:12 No.2894210
Whats the difference between miracles and magic it seems to be the same to me, why is one bad and
the other isn't?
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:40:50 No.2894212
>>2894136
>>2894144
https://youtu.be/7-IkUdg9YWM?t=1m36s
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:44:02 No.2894218
>>2894210
Magic uses the INT stat, while miracles use the FAITH stat.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:45:51 No.2894220
>>2894180
Clearly you never heard of a Magus before.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:46:11 No.2894221
>>2894205
It really boils down to how its trying to fill two roles at once, but it just does not work when
better options are out there for tanky damage.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:46:26 No.2894222
>>2894218
But they both do the same thing right? Both Jesus and Moses were sorcerers.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:48:57 No.2894226
>>2894220
Of course I have, but Sparlock is clearly stated to be a "warrior wizard"; not a warmonk, not a
warlock, and not a magus. A "warrior wizard" would never work.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/03/15(Thu)23:59:39 No.2894239
>>2894222
Miracles supposedly are from god.
Magic is power from the devil
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)00:03:21 No.2894241
>>2894239
And God created the devil, so that means magic and miracles come from the same source, God.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)00:05:58 No.2894243
>>2894239
Daily reminder that people that are declared a saint by the pope must have performed at least 1
out-of-world miracle in their lifetime.
Not really related to the discussion perhaps but many people don't know this.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)00:21:09 No.2894249
>>2894129
kek'd
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)00:57:05 No.2894262
>>2894243
This is actually interesting info for me, thanks Anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)00:59:51 No.2894263
>expectations of conditioned responses
seems healthy to me
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)01:02:44 No.2894268
THAT WAS HIS FRIEND'S TOY AND SHE MADE HIM THROW IT AWAY!
WHAT A BITCH
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)01:09:05 No.2894275
>>2894243
>>2894262
Actually the miracles have to be post-mortem and have happened because one of the faithful asked
the deceased to intercede with God on their behalf.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canonization
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)01:09:42 No.2894276
>>2894128
This is exactly why I bothered sitting through this, as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)01:28:26 No.2894287
>>2894180
Yeah, he has low hit points, but wizards gain invaluable buffing spells, such as displacement,
mirror image, and even enlarge person, which allows the Wizard Fighter to stay in combat even
more effectively than the average fighter. Sure he would want mithril armor, as well as taking a
quickened metamagic rod, so he can buff himself quickly, but those buffs will make him much more
powerful than your run-of-the-mill Valeros style fighter
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)01:41:53 No.2894293
>>2894180
See this, right here? This is what makes coming to 4chan worth it
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)01:45:32 No.2894295
>instantreplies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:09:38 No.2894307
>>2894133
i'm not your friend, pal!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:12:49 No.2894309
>>2894307
I'm not your pal, guy!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:15:41 No.2894312
>>2894309
i'm not your guy, buddy!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:18:19 No.2894313
>>2894312
I'm not your buddy, friend!
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:19:01 No.2894314
>>2894313
Fuck off back to reddit, faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:22:15 No.2894316
>>2894314
obviously somebody doesn't appreciate south park
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:22:41 No.2894318
>>2894314
okay.........
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:22:51 No.2894319
In 2015 this is bait.
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:31:00 No.2894323
>>2894316
>Appreciate
>South Park
Pick one
>>2894318
Nothing personnel kiddo :^)
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:34:08 No.2894324
>>2894323
learn how to spell before telling others what to do
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:37:06 No.2894326
>>2894324
>Not knowing about Coldsteel
>Being underage
>Attempting to outwit me
Heh, nothing personnel kiddo
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:45:50 No.2894330
>>2894326
>Coldsteel
south park beats sonic any day
>> [_] Anonymous 09/04/15(Fri)02:52:09 No.2894333
>>2894330
I'll bite
Kid, just fuck off
Both southpark and the sonic community base are filled with underage meme-spouting spergs who
lack the skills to face the real world.
Attempting to consolidate your feelings for a shitty "Dick joke XD" community over one filled
with furfags and hipsters who 'ship' a hedgehog with their own mothers isn't doing you any good.
TL;DR
I know its bait
but
>>/reddit/
