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[_] Guaranteed Replies Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)10:55 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:01 No.

  NoFunAllowed.Religion

>> [_] z̳̳̬͔̳͇͇͕ͪͤ̏̓̒z̻̭͊̉͂͛ͬ͑̏͐ 08/15/13(Thu)11:09 No.

  Sorry, I thought this was going to turn into something more interesting. I was hoping she'd drop
  her clothes and ride the son like he was a horse then claim he's bigger than his father.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:09 No.

  no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun
  no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun
  no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun no fun

>> [_] Zharkos 08/15/13(Thu)11:11 No.

  what's this gypsy shit

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:11 No.

  tfw no fun allowed

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:13 No.

  >>2077942
  and shitty quality.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:17 No.

  here, have this bible

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:21 No.

  Christians are only instructed to stay away from divination, spiritism and such nonsense.

  Otherwise Tolkien would never have written his books.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:29 No.

  Antimage would be proud.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:35 No.

  GUARANTEED REPLIES ERRYTIME

  SOME PEOPLE JUST GOTTA VENT THEIR PENT UP RAGE

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:40 No.

  Sparlock, attack!

  Oh, no, it's Sparlock!

  Who can save us? Sparlock can!

  Activate the magic, Sparlock!

  What the hell's going on here?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:52 No.

  >>2077964
  I RENEW MY OATH TO DEFEAT ALL SORCERIES!

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)11:53 No.

  Mom is a level 80+ paladin

>> [_] noko 08/15/13(Thu)11:56 No.

  Oh god, I got excited for a sec when Warframe beeped as he looked at the toy XD I thought it was
  going to explode

>> [_] noko 08/15/13(Thu)12:07 No.

  Need rule 34

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:10 No.

  It's a pity that the kid is going to hell for being a thief by not returning the toy his friend
  lent him.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:10 No.

  >>2077998
  Fuck off

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:18 No.

  >>2078006
  THIS

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:20 No.

  What a well balanced, christian cartoon. I feel more godly when I watch this.

>> [_] noko 08/15/13(Thu)12:24 No.

  >>2078007
  No fuck you

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:25 No.

  >>2078018
  Hey, don't drag Christians into this. Jehovah's Witnesses are on their own.

>> [_] Smart Jew 08/15/13(Thu)12:25 No.

  God said, stay away from black magic, not safe shit like this, the only thing bad is practicing
  black magic, not this bullshit the mom is saying, fucking christians

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:27 No.

  >>2078022
  But they aren't Christians. Why are we always paired with crazy people!?

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:30 No.

  My mom was like this. I think even she has realized it was stupid at this point.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:36 No.

  I worked with a Jehovah's Witness once. They're not allowed to celebrate their birthday,
  Christmas, anything really.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:43 No.

  dafuq she tells her child to throw awy some other kids SPARLOCK

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:46 No.

  >Go to school next day
  >Sorry I had to throw your toy away, it was evil
  >Get beaten up and called a faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:47 No.

  magic is an abomination

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:51 No.

  >>2078046
  This except when I was watching I thought that his mom was suspicious that he stole the toy from
  his friend. I thought that was why she said "your friend, huh?" in a skeptical kind of manner.
  Like, maybe her asshole son beat the kid up and took his toy.

  BUT NO... that would require more superior writing skills than closed-minded Jehoovis are capable
  of.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:54 No.

  >>2078024
  >>2078021
  JWs are Christians.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)12:55 No.

  yeah... dont drag the christians into this one...
  thats crazy witness crap... they be all like...
  NAHHHH .... but we be all like w/e....
  one old friend of mine was a witness... found out next day and said fuck of bro... you dont have
  a birthday so your still 0 years old... i dont chill with babys nigga.... u herd dat? word

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:11 No.

  >>2078051
  They are an off-shoot of Christianity. Kind of like a spin-off. Their beliefs are fringe enough
  to alienate them from the rest of the Christian faiths. Different than Islam, which is more like
  a sequel nobody wanted.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:17 No.

  >>2078070
  So like mormons, then.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:20 No.

  >>2078004
  Here's your rule 34!

  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah%27s_Witnesses/1

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:20 No.

  >>2078075
  Pretty much. It's like taking the someone from the conservative Christian far right and throwing
  them beyond the graph.
  I grew up a Christian, and we were taught that while magic isn't a Godly thing, it's just
  something to not make into an idol. Harry Potter, whatever- it's all fine as long as we don't
  make it the centre of our lives.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:21 No.

  >>2078079
  doing jehovah's work indeed.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:23 No.

  >>2078081
  uhhh
  oh god
  oh god
  oh god
  oh god
  oh god uhhh
  oh god
  oh jesus
  uhhhh

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:27 No.

  hahahahahaha

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:35 No.

  jehova shitnesses

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:37 No.

  >>2078070
  All religions are fucking spinoffs you dolt.
  Mainstream Christianity has had all of its texts altered over millennia.
  Even the original 'Christian' set of mythology was borrowed from everywhere else for it to gain
  popularity.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:39 No.

  >>2078101
  Atheism is just the worshiping the Scientist.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:42 No.

  >>2078079

  I don't even

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:45 No.

  >>2078024
  guaranteed replies?

  Jeohovah bless this moron

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:47 No.

  >>2078085
  The fuck dude

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)13:53 No.

  Damn, those are some good child bearing hips she got there...

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)14:24 No.

  >>2078101
  Totally beside the point being made.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)14:32 No.

  Hahahahah nice find OP.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)14:46 No.

  >>2078105

  Your obvious mastery of the English language has convinced me, good sir. You are a gentleman and
  a scholar.

>> [_] Anonymous 08/15/13(Thu)14:46 No.

  >>2078138
  And what's the point being made?