File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Loop)
[_] a tad late for easter = 04/21/14(Mon)23:43 No.2358834
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>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:46 No.2358839
all through this i had a almost cheek splitting smile
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:49 No.2358841
I get it. It's anti harry potter. Fuck that guy, turning children to satan.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:50 No.2358843
>picking a spellsword over a cleric
>Into the trash it goes!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:51 No.2358847
Caleb is a fag name, I've never met a guy named Caleb who didn't want to suck my dick.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:54 No.2358851
A group of people had the time to animate and voice a video of this and didn't realise how bad it
makes them look to everyone else in the civilised world
>Stop liking what I don't like: the cult
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:55 No.2358853
>>2358847
Oddly enough, the Caleb I've ever met pretended to be gay in middle school. Not sure what he grew
up to be in the end, though.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:55 No.2358854
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8PsnlhL7CQ
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:55 No.2358856
This is fucking terrifying; like when you walk in on two overweight cousins doing it or hearing a
child coldly recount being molested.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:55 No.2358857
>>2358851
>*stop liking what I say God doesn't like, or else
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:56 No.2358858
Next time I make a mage character I'm naming him Sparlock.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:56 No.2358862
>>2358853
He wasn't pretending, and he is probably giving out gummies for meth.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/21/14(Mon)23:57 No.2358863
>>2358843
>tfw even playing a pally is heresy to these people
>guys don't fight
>let pelor into your heart
>hey babe, wanna see my holy sword?
>> [_] Incredible Green 04/21/14(Mon)23:59 No.2358868
HE THREW AWAY HIS FRIENDS TOY WTF
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)00:03 No.2358872
>>2358868
>I'm going to be moving soon can I borrow your toy
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)00:04 No.2358873
This is very sad and disgusting; but, a good exposé.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)00:12 No.2358877
Hey, are you done playing with my toy yet?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)00:22 No.2358881
>Mormon jewsus
>> [_] = 04/22/14(Tue)00:38 No.2358889
I love posting this.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)00:55 No.2358909
jesus fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:12 No.2358928
But the toy isn't magical, it's a toy... or do they live in the Toy Story universe and know the
truth?
Also didn't that Jesus guy use magic to cure people?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:17 No.2358930
I LOVE RELIGIOUS GUILT
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:22 No.2358934
am I the only one who's getting an incest vibe from this?
that mom is totally going to fuck her son when he hits puberty if not before
>> [_] Dr. Feelgood 04/22/14(Tue)01:28 No.2358937
>>2358928
Miracles aren't magic. Magic is something else entirely. This is coming from a catholic minister,
by the way. Also: Jehovahswitnesses.swf
>> [_] Anon 04/22/14(Tue)01:34 No.2358939
Ironic, Easter is the only holiday Jehovah's witnesses can celebrate, good show old sport
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:37 No.2358942
>>2358937
Of course miracles aren't magic.
That's why cleric and mage are two different character classes.
>> [_] Dr. Feelgood 04/22/14(Tue)01:42 No.2358949
>>2358942
That's.... not quite what I meant.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:44 No.2358954
If you throw away the bionicle masks they aren't satan magic anymore and just regular robots you
can play with
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:52 No.2358958
I want to see his mom spank him with a belt and call him dirty things.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)01:55 No.2358960
>>2358937
>a Catholic minister on 4chan
that is sinful as fuck you goddamn hypocrite
unless you're milking the Catholics for money, in which case I salute you
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:13 No.2358967
This is giving me fucking PTSD flashbacks.
Imagine this level of creepy, but with more yelling and screaming.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:17 No.2358973
Please read the rules and FAQ before posting.
https://www.4chan.org/rules#f
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:18 No.2358975
>>2358851
Except that's not what it says, at all.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:19 No.2358978
>>2358960
What gives you the right to declare what is and is not sinful, and by what basis do you say
something is or not?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:28 No.2358981
>>2358975
Did Jehovah not like you seeing that comment
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:33 No.2358984
I want to fuck that kid's mom.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:46 No.2358989
>>2358834
>mistagged video
>not even remotely japanese content
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>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:52 No.2358991
All I said was that this snack was good enough for Jehova!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)02:55 No.2358994
>>2358991
*rock to the head*
>> [_] Dr. Feelgood 04/22/14(Tue)02:59 No.2358997
>>2358960
I admit to a little of both. I'll be honest, I believe the world would be better if everybody
strove to be a little more to the idealistic view of Jesus portrayed in the majority of the new
testament: An occasionally flawed, generally kind, possibly a little delusional man who believed
that everybody deserved to be treated equally, no matter what their sins might be. (except the
Jews). Like everything, I believe that the Catholic church needs to be taken with a grain of salt
and a degree of moderation. The current pope said that heresy flies on the wings of fanaticism,
and he's bloody right. Soon as you start believing (let alone acting on) in ANYTHING without a
good, semi-logical reason, you're going to start making problems for everybody.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)03:02 No.2358998
>>2358997
>except the Jews
I just can't not like you now, even for seriously believing in a magical jew zombie.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)03:20 No.2359010
>>2358978
He said he was a Catholic minister. I'm judging him from a Catholic perspective. Use fucking
reading comprehension you twat.
I went to a Catholic school for 10 years and was Confirmed when I was 18. I nearly went to a
seminary before I decided I didn't want to live a lie for the sake of a career.
>>2358997
I'm starting to like you.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/14(Tue)04:06 No.2359046
>>2358856
Um, the first might turn me on a bit as long as they're not ugly. BBWs can be sexy.
