File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Other)
[_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:05:51 No.2930063
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:10:24 No.2930066
is this real?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:15:30 No.2930070
>>2930066
Yes, one hundred percent serious as well.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:18:39 No.2930073
these people are fucking delusional.
let the kids use their imagination.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:19:39 No.2930076
That toy probably cost your friend a decent amount of money you ungrateful fuck. But real talk I
had a friend I grew up with who's family was this. Needless to say we hung out at my house most
of the time.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:19:40 No.2930077
>implying jesus wasn't magic
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:20:41 No.2930078
>>2930076
fucking this. at least you could give it back to the friend.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:22:56 No.2930081
>>2930063
>guaranteed_replies.swf
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:26:12 No.2930082
>>2930063
funny part is the original versions of the Bible and the Tanakh actually taught magic for certain
things, considering it a holy form of energy. Catholic church deemed it evil and such, then every
other religion followed suit. Don't want people being all self empowered now would we. Second
part that bugs me here is implying that Jehovah hates magic... first off, if Jehovah is God,
supposedly he doesn't hate anything at all... so wtf
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:26:33 No.2930083
>>2930063
jesus christ
>> [_] qtip 10/18/15(Sun)12:40:31 No.2930090
This is some shit my grandma would tell me. She honest to God will not allow Harry Potter in her
household.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:41:25 No.2930091
>>2930082
>Jehovah is God, supposedly he doesn't hate anything at all... so wtf
He doesn't hate anyONE. Of course there are some things he hates, and sin is one of them. And
magic is a sin.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)12:54:06 No.2930099
>>2930091
good thing miracles don't count as magic anon
for one thing we know that the clothes the apostles wore were capable of "miracles",like healing
the sick simply due to the fact that they had been worn by them.it sounds like what people do
with sigils,but since it comes from "god",it's all k
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:15:18 No.2930108
>>2930066
>>2930077
>>2930099
dubs thread?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:15:22 No.2930109
goddamn way to fuck over your kids childhood with your religious bullshit. so glad my parents
werent hardcore christian
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:19:22 No.2930112
>>2930099
This. It wasn't "Magic", persay, that was verbotten, but particular sources of it.
Transubstantiation, in and of itself, where the Priest elevates the Heavenly Host, and it
literally becomes the body and blood of Christ, signifying the transmutation of the mundane into
the divine, is a form of magic. They're okay with that. What they are NOT okay with, is magic
that does not come from YHWH himself. And since the Priestly class is the only caste (allegedly)
capable of using magic that originates from YWHW, that makes any other magic, by definition,
heretical and vulgar, and thus from demonic sources.
Twisted logic, but then the Bronze Age was a twisted time.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:29:38 No.2930116
>>2930090
>This is some shit
>honest to God
You seem a little conflicted there, /f/riend.
>>2930112
Scholarly. What the fuck are you even doing here? It's like St. Francis preaching to the sparrows.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:29:45 No.2930117
>>2930112
strange enough,in the book of enoch we can see how the angels that descendedfrom heaven started
to teach magic arts to humans and that too was forbiden even though "magic" that angels had a
knowledge of was clearly from god since they had descended from heaven,where YHWH himself resides
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:31:14 No.2930119
>american prods
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)13:54:43 No.2930126
>>2930116
Even the scholarly like to get their kick on the imageboards from time to time, fellow Anon.
Whether that be for lulz, or just as a general timesink, is irrelevant.
>>2930117
True,butitwasn'tsanctionedbyYHWH,andthat'swheretherealsinlies.RecallthatYHWHtendstob
equiteabitofacontrolfreak,whenitreallyboilsdown.Inkabbalisticmyth,eventhecreationofm
ankinditselfhappenedasatypeofsymbolicrapingofafemalenaturedeity,asshedidnotwanttogiv
eoverthelife-earththatwouldbeusedinAdamandLilith'smaking.YHWHsenthismessengerstostea
lsaidmaterialafterbeingrebuffed.YHWHhasalwayshadControlasoneofhiscentraldomains.Even
whenpresentedwiththeillusionofchoice("Youarefreetodisobey"),itstilloccurswithinavery
(allegedly)controlledscenario("Iknewyouwoulddisobeyme,becauseomniscience/HeavenlyPla
n").IftherewasoneconstantaboutYHWH,it'sthis,hisdesiretoknow,see,andcontroleverything
,andtobeseenasaboveall.Hisnarcissismissogreat,histhirstforpowersogrand,thatevenafter
creatinganentireHeavenlyChorusofbeingstosingonlyhispraises,
that wasn;t enough...he had to go and create a whole other world full of creatures to worship him
and convert to doing so.
>"But he loves you, Anon..."
Bullshit, the only concept that deity loves is the concept of himself and his own power, and all
of his alleged actions circle back around to show it contrary to his claims.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:06:14 No.2930135
>>2930126
oh shit, kicking up a notch with Kabbala :^)
All I can add to this is
>THIS
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:11:39 No.2930143
Everyone in this thread should read Berserk. It's a good read pertaining to this topic.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:17:43 No.2930151
>>2930066
Dub(le) Rainbow
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:18:33 No.2930152
I'd fuck that milf
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:18:53 No.2930153
>>2930143
holy shit
the reincarnation of griffith the godhand through cascas' baby as humanborn was the first thing
that came to mind
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:21:32 No.2930156
Is any rule 34 for this ?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:22:39 No.2930157
>Jews stealing childrens happiness
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:23:34 No.2930159
>"You made mommy very happy"
>*Pedophile Smile*
What was this shit made in? Microsoft Connect?
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:29:02 No.2930162
>>2930143
You are truly doing God's work, anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:34:37 No.2930167
>>2930152
No you wouldn't. Fact: JW's have no genitals. They are bad. Very baaaad. Makes Jehoover very sad.
Do you want Jabloney to be sad with you?
>>2930156
Of course. NO EXCEPTIONS, not even this.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1
This one's on me, try a little harder next time.
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:36:44 No.2930171
>>2930167
I......
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:42:27 No.2930179
Im a christian, and I think that almost all Jahova's witnesses are false prophets
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)14:56:21 No.2930190
spurdo spärlogk :DDDDDDD
>> [_] Anonymous 10/18/15(Sun)15:05:37 No.2930196
>>2930116
Fuck off back to /r/atheism, edgelord.
