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[_] † † † Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)16:54 No.2266079
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>> [_] John Moses Browning 01/22/14(Wed)16:59 No.2266084
I hope the mother gets fucked by her child
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:13 No.2266096
>>2266079
I want to make his mom very happy too!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:15 No.2266099
She just didn't have the money to pay for the movie ticket and didn't know how to tell her son.
Maybe if she didn't scare off the husband things would have been different.
I mean, did you see his snack? It was like one slice of ham and an empty cup of broken promises.
I actually used to know a black kid who had parents like this. He wasn't allowed to see or read
the Harry Potter books and wasn't allowed to participate in Halloween. He was a nice kid, pretty
popular too, but damn nigga.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:17 No.2266101
>>2266079
Is this an actual cartoon? This is like blatant brain washing. Fuck whoever made this.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:18 No.2266102
>>2266099
My mom didn't want my brothers and I reading Harry Potter too because she heard of children
starting to try dark arts.
My dad gave us the books and told us that we could only read it if we accept it as fantasy.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:18 No.2266103
No fun allowed.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:18 No.2266104
And now the kid is going to hell for stealing by not returning the toy his friend lent him. Great
work, Mom.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:20 No.2266106
>>2266102
>fantasy
For real? I thought it was an autobiography or something.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:20 No.2266108
Did that little nig just throw out the 20 dollar toy I bought my kid ?!?!!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:21 No.2266110
>>2266106
Well at least I never became one of those autistic fucks who played quittage.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:26 No.2266117
>throw it out
>not give it back
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:28 No.2266119
Did you see the face the kiddo did when the mom said "you really want to play with something that
Jeova hates?"
The kid smile and innocence = GONE
I mean, no problem if you're dealing with adults, but hey, thats a motherfucking kid, let the
kids alone and decide (when they grow up) if they want to join your stupid ass religion
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:29 No.2266123
>>2266101
It's not brainwashing, it's "family values".
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:36 No.2266127
>>2266123
I guess that's true, but I think that I have to agree with this guy.
>>2266119
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:37 No.2266128
>>2266110
>quittage
hahaha
but yeah those guys are faggots
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:37 No.2266129
>>2266127
That was my point. I know a lot of people who think being an awful person is okay in this
apparently special circumstance.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:42 No.2266132
Call me a little edgy, and yeah I guess I am, but I laugh at these. That someone would really
think something like this is fucking mind boggling. Did you know that they still make Chick
tracts? I fucking saw a pile of them at a wal mart. Honest to god (no pun intended) Chick tracts.
Shit nigga, I'd buy the shit out of Marloc action figures.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:49 No.2266144
I come from a long line of preachers and holy men.
Even my dad is a preacher. You know what I grew up with? Harry Potter. Our family owns every
movie and I even used to play magic the gathering back in the day.
My point is, Jehova's witnesses are over reacting crybabies who are part of a cult the should
send there overly happy asses to hell
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)17:52 No.2266151
>>2266102
Jesus christ, how ironic. Christfags are the only ones taking fantasy seriously, and they say
this shit?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:01 No.2266159
>>2266144
Problem is, it's the overzealous fucknuts who make ANY religion... or any CAUSE-religious or not-
seem stupid, and their own actions hurt their own goals more than anything else.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:14 No.2266168
I think the only thing I find more hilarious/sad than Christfags believing this is real
Is the fact that in order to believe that, they must believe magic is real.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:19 No.2266174
>>2266168
You're confusing jehovah's witnesses with pretty much any other form of Christianity.
a good 90% or so of Christians aren't nutcases like the mom in this video.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:25 No.2266182
What if when Mom asked "is this toy magical?", the kid said "No"?
What would happen?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:27 No.2266183
>>2266182
She'd call him on his bullshit. He already said it was a Wizard.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:27 No.2266184
>>2266099
I didn't read Harry Potter as I thought it looked like shit. To this very day it still looks like
shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:27 No.2266185
>Adam and Eve
>old as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:27 No.2266187
American family values = mass scale brainwashing.
This cartoon makes me sick. It's lunacy to teach Adam and Eve as if it where true in this time
and age. My aunt lives in Florida. Ever since she moved to USA from Sweden shes become a
brainwashed church addict sheep with one braincell left. She used to be independent, now she goes
to church everyday to tell bullshit lies about what kind of dreams / revelations about Jesus shes
seen to the other zombies so she can get her little moment in the spotlight and feel like she is
part of a bigger purpose. She can't decide anything without having consulted to a priest first.
USA, land of obedience. Here is a message to you American christian slave bastards, I will laugh
when I see you dead with all your stupid prayers that do not exist. It's absolutely blatant why
you have the dumbest asshats for kids the universe has ever seen. I hate your existence!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:28 No.2266188
>>2266183
That's Just Harry!
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:29 No.2266191
>>2266188
No, he's a wizard.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:30 No.2266192
>>2266184
It's aimed at teens anyway, isn't it?
But the movies are nice enough.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:31 No.2266193
The thing that blows my mind about this video is not that they believe in god, but that they
believe in magic.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:31 No.2266194
>>2266099
>not allowed to participate in Halloween
>The word Halloween or Hallowe'en dates to about 1745[17] and is of Christian origin.[18] The
word "Halloween" means "hallowed evening" or "holy evening".[19] It comes from a Scottish term
for All Hallows' Eve (the evening before All Hallows' Day).[20][21] In Scots, the word "eve" is
even, and this is contracted to e'en or een. Over time, (All) Hallow(s) E(v)en evolved into
Halloween. Although the phrase "All Hallows'" is found in Old English (ealra hālgena mæssedæg,
mass-day of all saints), "All Hallows' Eve" is itself not seen until 1556.[21][22]
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:31 No.2266195
>>2266187
*tips fedora*
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:32 No.2266196
You guys fall for this every single time.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:33 No.2266197
>>2266187
Hey. Hey anon.
Maybe your aunt's just fucked up.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:33 No.2266198
>"Jehova"
>Not saying Yhwh
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:33 No.2266199
>>2266196
it's not that they're falling for it, it's just that this is 4chan and everyone has to show their
internet buddies how cool and atheist they are
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:34 No.2266200
>>2266196
It's not really "falling" for something.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:35 No.2266201
>>2266079
this seems like satire to me...
yet i have the feeling its not..
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:35 No.2266202
>>2266194
Yeah but evil spirits or some shit.
It didn't really make sense to me either but it's not like I could (or really wanted to) talk to
his parents about it.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:37 No.2266207
>>2266192
When Harry Potter came out I was either a preteen r a teen though. The stories didn't look
interesting to me which is also why I barely watched the movies except maybe two of them.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:43 No.2266208
>>2266200
but I'm falling for YOU, Anon
♥♥♥
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:43 No.2266209
>>2266198
to be perfectly fair, how does one pronounce Yhwh?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:44 No.2266212
>>2266187
Euphoric as fuck
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:44 No.2266213
>>2266209
yah-way
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:45 No.2266215
>>2266209
you cant. people like putting in vowels and saying theyre pronouncing it. you cant pronounce yhwh.
>> [_] ♨️ 01/22/14(Wed)18:45 No.2266216
I seriously expect some r34 of this soon.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:46 No.2266217
>>2266213
well fuck hebrew
>>2266215
actually, hebrew doesnt have vowels
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:47 No.2266219
>>2266187
To be fair, you should not hate anyones existence as they only exist for a short time as there is
no afterlife, right? Right? Nothing we do has meaning.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:47 No.2266220
>>2266195
>>2266212
>religion is immune to criticism or you are a neckbeard
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:48 No.2266221
>>2266217
i know that. thats why its spelled that way and what im getting at.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:51 No.2266226
>>2266220
>science is immune to criticism or you are an idiot
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:52 No.2266227
>>2266079
>Oh your friend gave it to you!(San's mischief look)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:52 No.2266228
>>2266197
No, my aunt was brainwashed to the point of mindbreak. Feeded lies days and nights to no end.
This is what you Christians do. You're all full of shit. She was studying microbiology before the
brainwashing. I used to have fun talking to her, now i can't stand even looking at her pathetic
existence for even a second.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:52 No.2266229
>>2266220
We all know your just angry men children that hated the fact that you had to wake up and go to
church every morning and your the only guys in the youth group that didn't get laid. So you take
it out on religion because your miserable fucks that blame church for your betaness along with a
sense of superiority to make yourselves feel important.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:52 No.2266230
>>2266084
like this?
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/909882#search=Jehovah%27s_Witnesses
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:53 No.2266231
>>2266221
which one are you
if you're>>2266215, then by your logic no hebrew word is pronounceable
if you're>>2266213, then yea
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:53 No.2266232
No son you cant play with that because someone a long time ago said it was bad and if you do play
with it you will go to this terrible place that everyone always talks about but no one has actual
been there. its all here in my book of made up fairy tales
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:54 No.2266233
I LIKED THE VIDEO
pls post most religious content
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)18:56 No.2266235
>>2266226
This
>>2266229
And This
Atheists should just grow up.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:01 No.2266238
>>2266215
confirmed retard
of course you can pronounce it. just because it's not english doesn't mean it's not a word you
ignorant slut.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:01 No.2266239
>>2266079
Do these kind of people actually exist?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:02 No.2266240
>>2266239
Your Fedora is on a little to tight there buddy.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:02 No.2266241
>>2266235
this comment >>2266220 does not criticize science at all.
It's you sir that needs to grow up.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:10 No.2266249
>>2266241
how did anything you just said have anything to do with anything?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:11 No.2266250
>>2266241
How Euphoric of you, shouldn't you be sticking a banana up your ass like all atheists?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:18 No.2266256
>>2266250
Is euphoric the only word you know, bible cunt!
why don't you go and pray for Jesus rotting dick like you always do you sheep.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:23 No.2266259
>>2266256
>Is euphoric the only word you know, bible cunt!
It sounds like someone didn't get laid a Jesus camp. Just because your a virgin with aspergers
doesn't mean you have to take it out on god. Your just mad at God because your not created
privileged enough.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:24 No.2266260
guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:26 No.2266262
Man I just popped my head into to hear to see what all the hullabaloo and Jesus Christ there are
a lot of autistic atheists in here. Atheism seems to be the cool trend with you kiddies today.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:27 No.2266263
>>2266260
You know it. this sort of thing is just bait for replies, OP totally wants some yelling in here.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:27 No.2266264
GuaranteedReplies.swf
Newfags, newfags everywhere.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:28 No.2266267
>>2266264
All the new fags must be le redditors from /r/atheism.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:30 No.2266268
>>2266262
Not all atheists are like this.
I'm an atheist, and I respect that you want to believe in god, bro. Whatever makes you feel
happy/secure/like you have a purpose.
I just think that life has no true purpose and you can do whatever and that there is no afterlife.
If you want to keep faith in Heaven and Hell, I won't judge.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:33 No.2266272
>>2266264
just because the discussion was prompted by the video, doesnt mean the discussion isnt an
interesting one to have
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:36 No.2266274
>>2266272
What is there to discuss, the video is right magic is evil and kids should not be exposed to it.
Things like Harry Potter, Twilight, etc create degeneracy among the youth. Only atheists with
high functioning autism are against what the message of that cartoon is.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:37 No.2266275
>>2266259
So you've been to Jesus camp?
Now i just feel sorry for you anon
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:39 No.2266276
>>2266250
I had forgotten about that. Anyway, that's still better than pretending to have some high moral
ground about gays being inferior then taking a wide stance in the men's bathroom. Or running on
family values and paying a prostitute to diaper you as many christian leaders and politicians
find themselves doing. He had messed up fetishes, he got had by the people on the other side of
the webcam. He never pretended to being anything else than a doofus with poor judgement in his
sex life.
Now I'm going to go watch some white guys on black girls interracial creampie porn. And maybe
some black guys on jewish girls.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:41 No.2266280
There is so much bait in this thread and they all go for it.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:42 No.2266282
religion needs to fucking die already.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:43 No.2266285
>>2266282
fatatheisttipshisfedora.jpeg
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:47 No.2266289
>>2266079
Post the one where he tries to kill his dad by not picking up his toys. Caleb wants to break his
spine so he can have that sweet sweet incest action on mom going.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:54 No.2266294
http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/beliefs/251277/1/Interview-with-a-Jehovah
s-Witness-PornStar#.UuBm2rRMGM8
I googled Jehovah's Witness porn. I was disappointed
>> [_] !CyegodDESU 01/22/14(Wed)19:58 No.2266299
>83
Let the butt-hurt flow.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)19:59 No.2266301
>>2266294
that's because you ignored my earlier post:
>>2266230
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:02 No.2266307
>>2266301
I was looking for real ones not rule 34
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:03 No.2266308
god damn lol making a case for housewives to pick up a religion
except that this is really harmful for a lot of reasons, sad that someone took this seriously
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:03 No.2266309
>>2266307
You'd figure brazzers would at list have made a damn video about witness chicks getting railed
hard at doors they knocked on but no.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:04 No.2266310
Jehova's Witnessess don't even use † They think it's a pagan fertility symbol.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:07 No.2266314
that's some weird looking animation.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:09 No.2266316
>>2266159
That is a good
observation you got there.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/22/14(Wed)20:11 No.2266318
mfw his name is caleb
mfw they use the name Jehovah
mfw Jehovah hates magic
mfw voice actor from foster's home from imaginary friends
