File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Game)
[_] [O][D] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)07:52 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)07:57 No.

  jesus fuck, i felt sick after watching that

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:00 No.

  Jehovah's Witness is and will always be the most public cult of the modern age. Not even
  Zeitgeist will outcompass their audacity and stupid vapid bullshit.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:02 No.

  http://s16.postimg.org/sd3wpr2md/jesusfuckingchrist.jpg

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:07 No.

  chronicles of narnia... some kids get stuck with their pedophile uncle and travel to a different
  world via interdomentodal gateways held open by an alien who takes the form of a huge lion, he
  then coerces the children to take over the reals he leads them to for his own personal glory
  winning them over with gifts and such, another point being santa claus brings these children
  weapons to murdur with. they then use these weapons to indiscriminatly kill in the name of the
  alient interdemintonal space lord and take over terrirorys abusing time travel to never age. my
  point being my uncle is a pastor and condones these books as good vs evil where he calls harry
  potter wichcraft and evil stating children shouldent read it.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:15 No.

  >>2051004
  implying jehova/yhwh/yahweh/the half-breed/etc.
  is not a damn fucking alien

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:16 No.

  >>2051011
  >implying i cant implied

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:25 No.

  aaaaaaaaaaaaa oh god
  that was awful
  this shit should legally be child abuse that is insane

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:30 No.

  >>2050996

  i'd say mormons are up there too.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:31 No.

  >>2050993
  >>2050996
  >>2050999
  >>2051004
  >>2051011
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  >>2051020
  >>2051026
  godless heathens

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:33 No.

  this was painful to watch

>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 07/25/13(Thu)08:39 No.

  Well, so much for zeitgeist-chan leaving.

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  Shall I implement plan B?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:39 No.

  >>2051032
  even though this isn't a real kid, seeing the light and joy leave his eyes was just too much for
  me

  please never repost it

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:57 No.

  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:00 No.

  >>2051028
  your religion is just a mash up of paganism

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:05 No.

  I despise religions that make use of words like "obey" and "worship". It is just... what the
  fuck. Feels like it's some sort of medieval brain washing god obedience.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:11 No.

  >>2051028
  And I'm glad I'm one of them

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:13 No.

  Well, that was creepy as hell.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:26 No.

  >implying scientology isn't five times worse

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:34 No.

  why the fuck did he throw that in the trash, it wasnt even his!

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:37 No.

  I think jehovah's sad that his people have heads bigger than their bodies.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:41 No.

  surprised they believe in technology

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:45 No.

  >>2050991

  Jesus Christ

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:45 No.

  >>2051060
  i lold

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:56 No.

  >>2051097
  Lol that giraffe neck

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:02 No.

  I cringed like hell watching this, why does this even excist

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:03 No.

  Butt Y

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:05 No.

  Kept expecting the mom to "punish" him.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:21 No.

  Now, Christians and Mormons are freaking idiots. But they do a lot of charity. They help people.
  Jehovah's Witnesses, Not so much. Fuck'em.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:28 No.

  Jehova: Why we can't have nice things

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:36 No.

  My friends never gave me an action figure. T_T

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:46 No.

  >>2051038
  this probably isn't Zeitgeist-chan
  it's just fucking hilarious
  (although I do see it a lot)

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:17 No.

  No fun allowed

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:22 No.

  >Warrior Wizzard

  This fucking kid should learn how to RPG. How the fuck nobody noticed that ?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:42 No.

  >who likes magic, jehova, or satan?
  What the hell? Did jesus just shit 20 million fish out of his ass? How is that fish thing not
  magic? IZ A MIRACLE!!!!
  Jehova's Witnesses believe in that fish thing right?

>> [_] hi !EfVwyVp5SE 07/25/13(Thu)11:55 No.

  This is brainwashing your kids. What you shouldn't do.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:56 No.

  >>2051190
  >Implying fighter/wizard isn't the best class in everything ever

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:57 No.

  I feel nauseated.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)12:00 No.

  >>2051204
  Supposedly miracles and magic aren't the same thing, apparently the word changes depending on
  who's using it.

  Religious figures: miracles or acts of god
  Anyone else: magic, sorcery, witchcraft

  Though most religious figures started off as anyone else before they performed magic and attached
  the words "act of god" to it. Hooray logic.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)12:02 No.

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  >>2051220
  Bannana warriors are out in force today