File: Religious Cartoon About Obediance to God.swf-(8.47 MB, 720x405, Game)
[_] [O][D] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)07:52 No.2050991
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)07:57 No.2050993
jesus fuck, i felt sick after watching that
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:00 No.2050996
Jehovah's Witness is and will always be the most public cult of the modern age. Not even
Zeitgeist will outcompass their audacity and stupid vapid bullshit.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:02 No.2050999
http://s16.postimg.org/sd3wpr2md/jesusfuckingchrist.jpg
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:07 No.2051004
chronicles of narnia... some kids get stuck with their pedophile uncle and travel to a different
world via interdomentodal gateways held open by an alien who takes the form of a huge lion, he
then coerces the children to take over the reals he leads them to for his own personal glory
winning them over with gifts and such, another point being santa claus brings these children
weapons to murdur with. they then use these weapons to indiscriminatly kill in the name of the
alient interdemintonal space lord and take over terrirorys abusing time travel to never age. my
point being my uncle is a pastor and condones these books as good vs evil where he calls harry
potter wichcraft and evil stating children shouldent read it.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:15 No.2051011
>>2051004
implying jehova/yhwh/yahweh/the half-breed/etc.
is not a damn fucking alien
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:16 No.2051014
>>2051011
>implying i cant implied
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:25 No.2051020
aaaaaaaaaaaaa oh god
that was awful
this shit should legally be child abuse that is insane
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:30 No.2051026
>>2050996
i'd say mormons are up there too.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:31 No.2051028
>>2050993
>>2050996
>>2050999
>>2051004
>>2051011
>>2051014
>>2051020
>>2051026
godless heathens
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:33 No.2051032
this was painful to watch
>> [_] f4r !HanakoDlmg 07/25/13(Thu)08:39 No.2051038
Well, so much for zeitgeist-chan leaving.
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>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:39 No.2051039
>>2051032
even though this isn't a real kid, seeing the light and joy leave his eyes was just too much for
me
please never repost it
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)08:57 No.2051060
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Jehovah's_Witnesses/1
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:00 No.2051066
>>2051028
your religion is just a mash up of paganism
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:05 No.2051069
I despise religions that make use of words like "obey" and "worship". It is just... what the
fuck. Feels like it's some sort of medieval brain washing god obedience.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:11 No.2051078
>>2051028
And I'm glad I'm one of them
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:13 No.2051080
Well, that was creepy as hell.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:26 No.2051089
>implying scientology isn't five times worse
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:34 No.2051092
why the fuck did he throw that in the trash, it wasnt even his!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:37 No.2051097
I think jehovah's sad that his people have heads bigger than their bodies.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:41 No.2051100
surprised they believe in technology
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:45 No.2051101
>>2050991
Jesus Christ
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:45 No.2051102
>>2051060
i lold
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)09:56 No.2051114
>>2051097
Lol that giraffe neck
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:02 No.2051119
I cringed like hell watching this, why does this even excist
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:03 No.2051121
Butt Y
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:05 No.2051122
Kept expecting the mom to "punish" him.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:21 No.2051129
Now, Christians and Mormons are freaking idiots. But they do a lot of charity. They help people.
Jehovah's Witnesses, Not so much. Fuck'em.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:28 No.2051136
Jehova: Why we can't have nice things
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:36 No.2051144
My friends never gave me an action figure. T_T
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)10:46 No.2051152
>>2051038
this probably isn't Zeitgeist-chan
it's just fucking hilarious
(although I do see it a lot)
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:17 No.2051183
No fun allowed
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:22 No.2051190
>Warrior Wizzard
This fucking kid should learn how to RPG. How the fuck nobody noticed that ?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:42 No.2051204
>who likes magic, jehova, or satan?
What the hell? Did jesus just shit 20 million fish out of his ass? How is that fish thing not
magic? IZ A MIRACLE!!!!
Jehova's Witnesses believe in that fish thing right?
>> [_] hi !EfVwyVp5SE 07/25/13(Thu)11:55 No.2051216
This is brainwashing your kids. What you shouldn't do.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:56 No.2051218
>>2051190
>Implying fighter/wizard isn't the best class in everything ever
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)11:57 No.2051220
I feel nauseated.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)12:00 No.2051222
>>2051204
Supposedly miracles and magic aren't the same thing, apparently the word changes depending on
who's using it.
Religious figures: miracles or acts of god
Anyone else: magic, sorcery, witchcraft
Though most religious figures started off as anyone else before they performed magic and attached
the words "act of god" to it. Hooray logic.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/13(Thu)12:02 No.2051223
>>2050993
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>>2051129
>>2051204
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>>2051220
Bannana warriors are out in force today
